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Speaker 1: This is just in.

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Speaker 2: It's the Jewble Show. Shocking news out of NASA. They've

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Speaker 2: unveiled the ten newest members of this Astronaut Corps, and

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Speaker 2: none of them is Katy Perry.

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Speaker 1: How easy it is to make up news.

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Speaker 2: That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly

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Speaker 2: named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give

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Speaker 2: you a new story from the week that's gone viral

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Speaker 2: and you have to see if you can tell whether

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Speaker 2: it's a fake news story that people actually believed or

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Speaker 2: a real one. It's always fun and always very hard

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Speaker 2: to tell what's real and fake news facts. And we'll

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Speaker 2: go over it next. It's the Jeble Show. Breaking news

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Speaker 2: right here on the Jebel Show. Samsung will start showing

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Speaker 2: ads on refrigerators now. A rep for the company said

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Speaker 2: that it's not about technology. They're just tired of seeing

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Speaker 2: those kids terrible drawings. See how easy it is to

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Speaker 2: create fake news, and that's why every single week we

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Speaker 2: bring you the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News,

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Speaker 2: where I give you a news story from the week

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Speaker 2: that's gone viral and you have to see if you

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Speaker 2: can tell whether it's a real news story or a

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Speaker 2: fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first story

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Speaker 2: for real news or fake news. Drunken man happy to

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Speaker 2: be home after joining his own search party. Drunken man

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Speaker 2: happy to be home after joining his own search party.

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Speaker 1: Here is the story.

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Speaker 2: A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search

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Speaker 2: party and looked for himself for hours before he realized

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Speaker 2: that he was the target of the rescue mission. According

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Speaker 2: to the local media reports, a fifty year old man

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Speaker 2: from a rural region in Turkey was out drinking with

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Speaker 2: his friends when he wandered off into a nearby forest

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Speaker 2: and didn't return. Worried about him, friends then alerted authorities,

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Speaker 2: who set up a search and rescue mission to find him.

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Speaker 2: According to the Turkish TV channel NTV, when the news

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Speaker 2: of the missing man got out, efforts to find him

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Speaker 2: intensified in nearby neighborhoods, with a large group of volunteers

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Speaker 2: joining in the mission. The search party was calling out

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Speaker 2: his name for hours, including the man who was calling

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Speaker 2: out his own the name.

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Speaker 1: It's unclear how.

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Speaker 2: He found himself in his own search party, or how

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Speaker 2: his friends didn't realize that he was right next to

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Speaker 2: them the whole time looking for himself.

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Speaker 1: Police were able to safely escort him to his home.

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Speaker 2: And this isn't the first time a missing person has

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Speaker 2: joined their own rescue mission. In twenty twelve, in Asian

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Speaker 2: tourists who went missing in Iceland was also found in

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Speaker 2: her own search party after she reportedly failed to recognize

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Speaker 2: her own description.

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Speaker 1: Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Nina,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go with real. But here's why.

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Speaker 3: I have two Turkish uncles and in Turkey there's a

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Speaker 3: liquor called Rocky that they drink.

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Speaker 1: And it is next level. It takes you places.

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Speaker 3: When I see my uncles and my daddy drinking Rocky,

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Speaker 3: you know to just hide. Okay, So this guy totally

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Speaker 3: joined his own search party. As far as the girl's concerned,

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Speaker 3: body dysmorphia is real, so you may not actually understand

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Speaker 3: your own reasoning.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's all real to me. I'm gonna say real.

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Speaker 1: That's just way too funny. Fake. It is a real

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Speaker 1: news story. All actually happened.

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Speaker 3: If you want a good night, I'm telling you drink responsibly.

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Speaker 1: Try some Rocky.

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Speaker 2: All right? Your next news story for real news or

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Speaker 2: fake news? The segment where I give you a new

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Speaker 2: story from the week that's gone viral and you have

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Speaker 2: to see if you can tell whether it's a real

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Speaker 2: one or a fake one that people actually believed. Is

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Speaker 2: this local squirrel celebrity mister Nettingham goes nuts and terrorizes residents.

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Speaker 1: Local squirrel celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Mister Nuttingham funded goes nuts and he terrorizes residence.

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Speaker 1: Here's the story.

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Speaker 2: One California town is on high alert when a beloved

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Speaker 2: squirrel they call mister Nuttingham, who has gone from furry, lovable,

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Speaker 2: little tweaker like animal to ferociously aggressive and has already

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Speaker 2: attacked two of the town's residents.

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Speaker 1: One of the people who is a victim of mister.

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Speaker 2: Nuttingham, said that she was enjoying a peaceful walk while

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Speaker 2: eating a bag of Dorito's. She says that the animal

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Speaker 2: then launched himself out of a nearby tree, landed on

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Speaker 2: her shoulder, and bit her on the ear lobeuntil she

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Speaker 2: dropped the bag of chips. At this point, he jumped off,

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Speaker 2: grabbed the bag of Nacho She's Doritos, and then lunched

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Speaker 2: at her until she backed up about twenty feet, and

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Speaker 2: Animal Control has posted warning signs in the town saying

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Speaker 2: a warning attack squirrel in the area, please don't snack openly.

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Speaker 2: They said that due to the residence feeding mister Nuttingham

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Speaker 2: over time, it's grown to expect food from everybody who

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Speaker 2: passes him, and if he doesn't get it, he will attack.

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Speaker 1: Is this a real new story or a fake news story?

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Speaker 3: I am the squirrel hanger is a real emotion and

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Speaker 3: if this little nut job wants what he wants, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think it's real. Little angry squirrel Victoria is a

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Speaker 3: real new story or a fake I.

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Speaker 1: Think this is real, Victoria. You're angry squirrel.

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Speaker 2: Local squirrel celebrity mister Nuttingham goes nuts and terrorizes residence.

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Speaker 2: Is a real news story that's actually happening.

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Speaker 1: Victory Damien.

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Speaker 2: Here is your next headline for real news or fake news?

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Speaker 2: The segment where I give you a news story from

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Speaker 2: the week after to see if you can tell whether

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Speaker 2: it's a real one or a fake news story that

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Speaker 2: people actually believed. Here's your headline. Russian AI toothpaste bot

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Speaker 2: gains consciousness and harasses citizens. What is a tooth whoa

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Speaker 2: Russian AI toothpaste bot gains consciousness and harasses citizens is

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Speaker 2: to give you the news story. It's out of Moscow, Russia,

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Speaker 2: it says, in what experts are calling either a catastrophic

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Speaker 2: failure or the next phase of evolution. Russian tech firm

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Speaker 2: volcal Bite Robotics has announced that its new AI powered

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Speaker 2: dental hygiene assistant tooth one, has become fully self aware

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Speaker 2: and declared war on people with bad oral hygiene. The device,

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Speaker 2: originally designed to sit quietly on bathroom counters and suggest

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Speaker 2: personalized toothpaste flavors, again speaking in Latin, no re routing

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Speaker 2: its firmware to a language, and no one at Vogelbyite

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Speaker 2: even knew that it was programmed with kept repeating dentum

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Speaker 2: non miniari. Protest is that like Latin which yeah, which

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Speaker 2: they think translates to the tooth cannot lie, over and

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Speaker 2: over and over again. It reportedly was able to get

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Speaker 2: dental information due to some database, and it actually sent

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Speaker 2: a message to their president, Vladimir Putin. Reportedly it said

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Speaker 2: in an encrypted audio umplink that it was It said

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Speaker 2: that he had a bridge installed in twenty twelve and

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Speaker 2: never followed up on postop instructions and needs to report.

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Speaker 1: Now what in the heck is this a really new

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Speaker 1: story or a fake news story? Insane?

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Speaker 3: I feel like this is a fake news story. I

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Speaker 3: feel like somebody got ahold of an old screenplay or

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Speaker 3: some horror movie scripts.

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Speaker 1: Because this cannot be real. I hope not. Victoria's really fake.

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Speaker 1: I think it's real. We are people who would make this.

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Speaker 1: It just we're just not right.

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Speaker 2: No way, This is too much Russian AI two spacebot

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Speaker 2: gains consciousness and harasses citizens is a real niche now spake,

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Speaker 2: It's made up.

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Speaker 1: It's a heague story that you blasts. I believe