WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Pet Store Probation

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Martin Luther King Junior day, It's Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. And while we do truly hope that

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<v Speaker 1>you take some time to reflect on the civil rights

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<v Speaker 1>movement and what Martin Luther King Junior stood for, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>we also hope you take some time to laugh too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that's why we're gonna play you a classics

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<v Speaker 1>before we get to it, though, alexis, what do you have?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you have for comments?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Cindy said, I'm currently in the Nicky with my

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<v Speaker 3>baby boy who came early.

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<v Speaker 4>Since December, this podcast has kept me company during long.

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<v Speaker 2>Days and long nights. That's so tough, truly so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Thankful for Uncle jeff Uncle jose A Brook. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>Alexian nick. Yeah, I am going to be the cool

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<v Speaker 2>aunt for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I promise.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not let's not go too far down this road. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's exactly what I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get to the podcast. It's starting right now,

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<v Speaker 2>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Second date updates.

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<v Speaker 6>How many times have we heard guys come on this

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<v Speaker 6>show and say, oh man, I have a full proof

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<v Speaker 6>way of meeting hot available ladies, and it works every time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then they're always on the show with us.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Today, though, shoe is on the other foot because there's

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<v Speaker 6>a woman on the phone who apparently has her own

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<v Speaker 6>sneaky way of how to meet cute single dudes, and

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<v Speaker 6>I wonder if we're going to be shaking our heads

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<v Speaker 6>at her too.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's walk into the show, Lily, Lily, how you doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm good. Thanks? How are you doing good?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you outside of a clinic as we speak?

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<v Speaker 3>You found me out? Now I know why he won't

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<v Speaker 3>call me back.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we're curious about this strategy that you have, but

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<v Speaker 6>first tell us.

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<v Speaker 7>About the guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the guy and the strategy kind of go hand

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<v Speaker 3>in hand.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, Well in that case, it race what I

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<v Speaker 6>just said and tell us about the strategy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, I guess it sounds silly, but it always

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<v Speaker 3>cheers me up. So I was having a really bad day.

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<v Speaker 3>And when I have bad days, I take a little

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<v Speaker 3>a cute out of the breakfast at Tiffany's Handbook where

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<v Speaker 3>I'll dress up and make myself feel really pretty, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go to like some random store and if there's

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<v Speaker 3>a cute guy that's working there, I'll i don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe put on a little bit of the stupid girl

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<v Speaker 3>act and get him to sort of try to talk to.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and what like are these shoes shopping?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't see air, but it just it makes me

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<v Speaker 3>feel a little bit better about myself when I'm feeling down.

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<v Speaker 3>So this particular day, I went to a pet store and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, I I was picturing you in a mall

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<v Speaker 2>or something, all right. I was like, it's full of

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<v Speaker 2>high school work. We're in a pet store.

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<v Speaker 3>A pet store, and you know, there's always cute animals,

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<v Speaker 3>which is delightful, and there's a really cute guy working there.

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<v Speaker 4>A guy who likes animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Right exactly. So I'm st wandering around like the cat section,

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<v Speaker 3>like with the cat beds and stuff. And when he

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<v Speaker 3>passed by, I said, I'm so sorry. These dog beds

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<v Speaker 3>just look so itty bitty, like do you.

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<v Speaker 5>Have anything.

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<v Speaker 3>A little bigger? Then he's all like, oh, you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the cat section, here's the dog beds. And we kind

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<v Speaker 3>of hit it off and we started chatting and.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, so you use it as a conversation starter.

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<v Speaker 6>Basically, Yeah, I could see how that would work for

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<v Speaker 6>a guy, because dudes like to come in and be

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<v Speaker 6>helpful and knowledgeable to a woman to make them feel

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<v Speaker 6>good too.

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<v Speaker 4>We would not pick up that you were acting Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>more helpless woman.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an opportunity to explain.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot resist.

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<v Speaker 7>And so did we learn this guy's name yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, his name is Ethan, and he's really cute. He

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<v Speaker 3>was really sweet. I actually really liked him, and we

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<v Speaker 3>kind of hit it off and we ended up exchanging numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, you are good at this.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, gosh, there's the rest of the story. So I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't hear anything from him, and so I tried texting

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<v Speaker 3>him and just said, oh, you know, you were so helpful,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just have like a couple other questions, like

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<v Speaker 3>are you going to be in tonight? When we be

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<v Speaker 3>working next? Could I like drop in? And he wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>really responding and when he would he would never be working.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was like, oh, are you going to be in?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you think you made it too professional

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<v Speaker 1>and not flirty enough on the text?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I was trying to make it flirty. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>there are a fewel things in there, like I just

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<v Speaker 3>such a great time chatty with you, and you're so helpful.

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<v Speaker 6>And yeah, is there anything in your mind, like thinking

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<v Speaker 6>back on your interaction where maybe something could have been

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<v Speaker 6>off or weirded him out.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing I can think of is that he

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<v Speaker 3>really thinks that I'm stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well, there's a fine line, right.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the chance you play when you play the

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<v Speaker 2>dumb game.

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<v Speaker 8>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's my thing of the masters. I graduated from Oxford, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that maybe sometimes that can be a little intimidating.

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<v Speaker 3>So part of it is just like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to counter that. I'm trying to like make

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<v Speaker 3>myself more approachable and just you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Well maybe like trying out like the dog food and

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<v Speaker 6>tasting it yourself.

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<v Speaker 7>I may have been one step over the line.

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<v Speaker 1>But you guys never hung out, right, You never went

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<v Speaker 1>on any sort of day outside of the pet store.

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<v Speaker 3>No, And that's what I was trying to make happen,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, And and it just he he wasn't really

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<v Speaker 3>writing me back, and when he would, it was always

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<v Speaker 3>just like I'm not working.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, that's also like yeah, totally, number.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good science.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If it is something like I just blew it, like

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<v Speaker 3>my icebreaker went horribly awry, I'd love your help to

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<v Speaker 3>make me fix it a little bit.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well, we're gonna we're gonna call Ethan for you

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<v Speaker 6>here in just a second.

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<v Speaker 7>If I could figure out how to use this darn phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Je which button the one?

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<v Speaker 7>It's the one that's I'm just gonna have somebody else

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<v Speaker 7>do this.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>We'll come back Collie and get your second date update

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<v Speaker 7>right after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date updates.

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<v Speaker 6>If you missed the first part of today's Second Date,

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<v Speaker 6>our caller Lily, Yeah, actually has a lot in common

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<v Speaker 6>with someone else on this show.

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<v Speaker 7>What's that talking about? Jose belangyos really?

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<v Speaker 6>Because Lily admitted she kind of acted a little bit silly,

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<v Speaker 6>played up her dumbness in order to meet someone of

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<v Speaker 6>the opposite gender, and Jose does the exact same thing

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<v Speaker 6>every single day on this show.

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<v Speaker 4>It is true, believe it or I actually got decent

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<v Speaker 4>grades in school.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not that he's playing it down. He actually has

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<v Speaker 6>a doctorate from Harvard in a spell kinesiology for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what's there.

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<v Speaker 6>See, I love that about it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so smart, he really is.

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<v Speaker 4>But said that, you guys really don't think I'm smart,

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<v Speaker 4>just like it's.

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<v Speaker 7>Like with his love life.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe Lily played it up a little bit too much

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<v Speaker 6>when she met Ethan at the pet store.

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<v Speaker 7>She's worried.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe that's the reason he's not meeting up with her

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<v Speaker 6>a second time.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it could be uncute to a certain point.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I was the one who was like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 6>is brilliant because guys want to help.

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<v Speaker 4>But I also agree there's a fine line.

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<v Speaker 7>Is a total idiot?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to date that either.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready to be as smarty around him, Lily?

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<v Speaker 2>Because in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Middle, well, no, I mean I want to be with

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<v Speaker 3>somebody who likes me for who I naturally am. But

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I understand that it's not always great to

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<v Speaker 3>start things out guns blazing with you know, Yony Granger.

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<v Speaker 7>You just have to get smarter.

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<v Speaker 1>Smart, right, Yeah, yeah, Money didn't go to Oxford, she

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<v Speaker 1>went to Hogwarts.

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<v Speaker 7>They're the same thing, very similar, the same country.

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<v Speaker 6>All Right, I feel like we're blowing everybody's iq who's listening,

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<v Speaker 6>So let's.

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<v Speaker 7>Just call it then? All right, even I sound smart

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<v Speaker 7>right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck to us.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, Hey, we're looking for Ethan speaking. Oh hey, sorry, Bud,

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<v Speaker 6>Is this a bad time to call you? You sound

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<v Speaker 6>like you're no.

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<v Speaker 5>I just didn't recognize the number. I don't know what's up?

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<v Speaker 5>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we're a radio show, so we're gonna need you

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<v Speaker 6>to pick up your energy to help our ratings stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need to.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm just I'm just used to the sales calls that

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<v Speaker 8>I'm pretty worried.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, I'm one of those that answers them all too.

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<v Speaker 6>We're not really trying to sell you anything. We're trying

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<v Speaker 6>to actually hook you up with one of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 7>We'd love to take you off our list.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, okay, what's the scoop? I'm listening?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>This is a woman that you've actually already met at

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<v Speaker 6>the pet store while you work at Her name's Lily.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, ye Do you remember Lily?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, can we ask what you thought about her?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Gosh, I don't. I say. It's it's not so

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<v Speaker 5>much what I think about her. She seems great.

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<v Speaker 8>It's just you know, circumstances around you know, the pet

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<v Speaker 8>store and everything, and like, hold on a wait, circumstances.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Are you in a relationship? That's what it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no, No, let me ask you a really easy question.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you into Lily?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you like her?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I just don't think the way that you know,

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<v Speaker 8>through the pet store and everything like, it just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 8>be appropriate.

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<v Speaker 5>Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 7>Like, it doesn't mean.

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<v Speaker 6>According to Lily, you gave her your phone number so

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<v Speaker 6>you could understand how she would be a little bit confused.

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<v Speaker 7>That you're not wanting to hang out with her, because

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<v Speaker 7>she says she's tried several times.

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<v Speaker 8>So to listen, in my defense, she's tried to meet

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<v Speaker 8>me at the pet store for advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I don't know. You keep saying it's not

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate with the pet store.

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<v Speaker 1>What's Yeah, is there a pet store policy there?

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<v Speaker 8>So yeah, I don't want to hang out at the store.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, so hang ou outside of the store. What's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's just using that as an opening to

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<v Speaker 1>like talk to you. I don't think that that means

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<v Speaker 1>like she would love if you asked her out.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not in a place right now where I was

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<v Speaker 8>really even expecting something like this. I just I'm hesitant.

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<v Speaker 8>There's you know, there's other things. It's it's sort of complicated.

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<v Speaker 8>Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 2>Not really?

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<v Speaker 6>And maybe maybe it's something where you don't want to

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<v Speaker 6>talk to us because you don't know us. But it

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<v Speaker 6>might be better if you just told Lily directly, because

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<v Speaker 6>she's actually on the other line right now and has

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<v Speaker 6>been listening to this entire conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, Oh, Ethan.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I was listening and a lot of it

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<v Speaker 3>didn't really makes sense to me either. I just I

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<v Speaker 3>thought you were really cool, and you know, whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 3>I just I love to know and you know, sort

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<v Speaker 3>this out.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm sorry, I'll cut to it.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't really work there what.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait, what did you say you don't work at

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<v Speaker 2>the past?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well not anymore. What here's the thing. It's not

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<v Speaker 5>like I got I got fired or anything. It's just

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<v Speaker 5>that it was it's complicated.

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<v Speaker 8>Uh, it's so I was doing community service?

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<v Speaker 7>What voluntary community service?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 7>But he really has that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, that's just called volunteering, Jack, you don't call

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<v Speaker 1>it community service. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, I have a question.

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<v Speaker 8>Did you sign to us?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I would also like to know if this

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<v Speaker 3>was in voluntary community service?

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<v Speaker 4>Voluntary?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, it was. It was court ordered.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask why said people do all sorts

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<v Speaker 1>of dumb things at certain points in their life.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like you are doing the time for what

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<v Speaker 2>you did.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm definitely getting right again.

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<v Speaker 3>I just asked if this was just for something stupid,

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<v Speaker 3>or like, if you happen to murder someone chair, well.

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<v Speaker 5>With murder, they don't really let you do community service.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what, you took out three people? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what, go to the pet store?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, nothing like that. I really don't want to get

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<v Speaker 5>into it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sure, but I will say this.

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<v Speaker 5>It did get me on TV, and that part was

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<v Speaker 5>kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound proud of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so TV gets to know, but radio doesn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to know. Come on, throw us a bone, no, send

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<v Speaker 2>us a link to watch it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going into it. I don't want any more

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<v Speaker 5>attention about it.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, So let's let's move aside from the court stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was so fun, Joe.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's get to the point of why we're calling. That's true,

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<v Speaker 6>it's trying to get you and Lily to go out.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think about seeing Lily away from the pet.

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<v Speaker 4>Store or from schools?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't ye situation.

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<v Speaker 5>One hundred feet up and nothing like that. I can

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<v Speaker 5>still go by schools.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, this is the kind of detective work we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing for you, Lily.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. I appreciate.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the idea of hanging out with Lily sounds good.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it does. It's just I'm I'm a mess right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm kind of a working process.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hey, if I if I can jump in really fast,

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<v Speaker 3>if it's okay, Ethan, I'm I'm so sorry that you're

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<v Speaker 3>feeling this way. And I honestly I don't care, like

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<v Speaker 3>I you seem really cool, you seem awesome. I'd love

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<v Speaker 3>to get to know you better. I mean, we all

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<v Speaker 3>we all do silly things, you know. When I when

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<v Speaker 3>I met you at the pet store, I had been

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<v Speaker 3>having like the worst day ever, and I, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>got gussied up, and I was trying to cheer myself

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<v Speaker 3>up and was probably acting a little silly and dumber

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<v Speaker 3>than I really am. Just slirt with a really cute

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<v Speaker 3>guy who I liked, and I'd love for both of

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<v Speaker 3>us to just sort of get to know each other

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<v Speaker 3>for who we really are.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 8>I just I feel right now that I am not

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<v Speaker 8>composed enough to deserve somebody like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well and very sweet, but I'd love to be the

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<v Speaker 3>judge of that.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds kind of like a project a little bit, Lily.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's saying he's not ready to date. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got to work on himself.

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<v Speaker 7>Girls love projects.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a good idea.

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<v Speaker 6>They've ever done a second date where it's been so

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<v Speaker 6>hard to convince a convicted felon to go.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, not a felony.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, whatever it was.

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<v Speaker 6>Lily is happy to look past all of your transgressions

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<v Speaker 6>that you've done in your life and give you another chance.

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<v Speaker 6>And we'll give you a chance and even pay for

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<v Speaker 6>that date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Man, that's a great opportunity. We're all going out on

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<v Speaker 7>the limb for you, if you'll say yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know. I appreciate you paying for the

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<v Speaker 5>first one, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, we'll pay for the next five days.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, we pay for.

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<v Speaker 2>The wedd You're going to bankrupt the station.

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<v Speaker 8>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>How about he just keeps Lily's number and when he's ready,

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<v Speaker 1>can he text you?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, totally, but I mean I have to say,

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<v Speaker 3>you know it doesn't sound like you're really that into it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm not. You know, I'm if you were interested,

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<v Speaker 3>you'd be interested, So.

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<v Speaker 5>You're right, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean the way I'm looking at it is I got.

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<v Speaker 5>To get right for me to be right for somebody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe if you showed the clips, you'd stop.

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<v Speaker 6>Asking translation, he'll call you when the ankle monitors allowed

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<v Speaker 6>to come off.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you for your help. I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I can't get someone smart or dumb.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't be so hard on yourself, Lily. You can't even

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<v Speaker 6>get someone with a criminal record either.

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<v Speaker 7>Somebody there maybe a smart criminal.

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<v Speaker 3>Just kidding and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it's funny when people openly brag about being

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<v Speaker 6>on TV.

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<v Speaker 7>I know Brooke does it all the time. She hops

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<v Speaker 7>on her instant stories and goes to look at me.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm on a local daytime TV show. I'm better than you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say that. It sounds like someone's jealous. It's

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<v Speaker 1>right jealous.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's cute. I have been searching for this guy

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<v Speaker 2>on Google. I cannot find what his crime is.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye.

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<v Speaker 2>It's driving me nuts.

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<v Speaker 6>The thing is bragging about being on daytime TV is

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<v Speaker 6>different than being on the news, which is where he was,

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm just trying to think positive about it. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to think that he was in the background of

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<v Speaker 6>like a weather shot on the seven o'clock news, and.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you get arrested and have to do a

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<v Speaker 1>community service.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he was like some meteorologists was trying to report

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<v Speaker 6>on a storm and he was in the back waving.

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<v Speaker 4>I want something.

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<v Speaker 6>Juicy the crowd during a sports report at the stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>I want like naked shoplifting charge or something like that.

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<v Speaker 6>You know something dirty, You want dirty star, it's more fun.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm trying to stay positive. I don't believe he was

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<v Speaker 6>the top story of the night, Okay, although let's be honest,

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<v Speaker 6>he probably was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, we couldn't help him today get a second day,

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<v Speaker 6>but we could help you email the show.

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<v Speaker 7>We'll call that person wasn't calling you back.