Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Caddy Armstrong and
Speaker 1: Jetty and he arm wrong? Why from Studio c senor
Speaker 1: deep within the bowels of the Armstrong Age Giddy Information Complex,
Speaker 1: Dot dot dot. How's just talking to Hanson, our executive producer.
Speaker 1: His kids. He says, got ten pounds of candy. Ten
Speaker 1: pounds that's a lot of candy anyway. Where need to
Speaker 1: come up with a monetary value that candy. Give the
Speaker 1: kids that money and march them into the grocery store
Speaker 1: to buy vegetables. That's good parenting. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: If you tell if you, I'll trade you ten snickers
Speaker 1: for two sticks of broccoli. See if that will work
Speaker 1: with the uh with the kids. Good luck. My kids
Speaker 1: did well, but not ten pounds worth anyway. Today Friday,
Speaker 1: three shows from a presidential election. We're under the tutelage
Speaker 1: of our general manager. Garbage like in the landfill, Jack,
Speaker 1: it has a long, long life, man, It'll take ten
Speaker 1: thousand years to decay. I'll tell you what. I can't
Speaker 1: do any more of these mini controversies. It's not a controversy.
Speaker 1: At all. It's a phenomenon, the godness sociological experiment that
Speaker 1: has yielded amazing results. The garbage thing has caught on.
Speaker 1: But the like yesterday, it was the back and forth
Speaker 1: over somebody said something about women and then the other
Speaker 1: one said something about women and which one was worse?
Speaker 1: And I just I just can't do it. I just
Speaker 1: is there? Is it? Pop? I can't even do it.
Speaker 1: I can't. You can't even comment on why I can't comment?
Speaker 1: I just can't. Wow? Wow, can you comment on why
Speaker 1: you can't comment? On comment? How far down the rabbit
Speaker 1: hole do you need to go? Here?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: I was asking Hanson says it because each house gave
Speaker 1: out so much more candy than usual? Or did he
Speaker 1: hit so many houses? He said he wasn't sure. He
Speaker 1: didn't go, his wife went, But uh, I felt like
Speaker 1: for my kids, each individual house was giving out more
Speaker 1: candy than usual. I don't know that and a kids
Speaker 1: sign of the economy being stronger than analysts anticipated. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: pollsters say on Halloween's where people tend to give out
Speaker 1: more candy, usually the Republican is favor. We ought to
Speaker 1: make that up each selection cycle. Let's see how many
Speaker 1: times we can hear it, you know, on the news
Speaker 1: is around the country. If we tweeted that out with
Speaker 1: a straight face and a graph, it would probably catch on.
Speaker 1: You know what we ought to We ought to spend
Speaker 1: like a couple of segments of the show someday with
Speaker 1: the brilliance of our listeners cooking up like a bunch
Speaker 1: of those, and then you know, with a these days,
Speaker 1: we could crank out letterhead or whatever it takes to
Speaker 1: make it look really convincing from the Heartland Economic Institute
Speaker 1: or something like that, and just crank out like one
Speaker 1: of those a week and just all enjoy them as
Speaker 1: they hit the mainstream. I feel like it would be
Speaker 1: so easy to do. I wish we had done it.
Speaker 1: First of all, it'd be better to say whatever it
Speaker 1: is favors the Democrats, because that's more likely to get
Speaker 1: press attention. Oh right, good points, because they just love
Speaker 1: that sort of thing. You've got the whole They're just
Speaker 1: looking for anything they need a political story. There are
Speaker 1: you know, there's just not enough new ones, so that
Speaker 1: would be awesome. A graph, I think would be key
Speaker 1: down in the corner. You could have little words completely
Speaker 1: made up by a radio show. It doesn't matter. Nobody
Speaker 1: reads the little words down at the bottom of the
Speaker 1: graph of where it came from or the methodology plus
Speaker 1: or minus one hundred percent on the street interviews that
Speaker 1: sort of thing. Yes, one video with a blonde chick
Speaker 1: inner car tiktoking. I know, I just feel like giving
Speaker 1: out more candy when I'm stressed and the Democrat is
Speaker 1: about to win or something like that. Whatever, right, and
Speaker 1: then when it blows up in our faces and we're
Speaker 1: accused coast to coast of misinformation, disinformation and again their
Speaker 1: evil cousin mal information, it'll be publicity we can use
Speaker 1: exactly right, as long as they spell your name right.
Speaker 1: I'm loving this idea. I gotta have the blonde chick
Speaker 1: half crying inner car doing in video, give me tears
Speaker 1: or anger rage? Right the well, both both crying with rage.
Speaker 1: That's the sweet spot. I'm looking up at CNN. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what they're talking about. I think I
Speaker 1: actually do. But it says Liz Cheney, and then there's
Speaker 1: a quote, this is how Liz Cheney, this is how
Speaker 1: dictators destroy free nations. That sort of thing. I just
Speaker 1: I is there anybody? Is there anybody still with a
Speaker 1: couple of days Togo hanging on all these surrogates, various comments,
Speaker 1: and the battle back and forth, is anybody maybe you
Speaker 1: are good for you? I'm not. I remember the other
Speaker 1: day when a friend of mine said, never in the
Speaker 1: history of mankind has anybody ever said this. I wonder
Speaker 1: what Liz Cheney thinks. Can you imagine somebody inquiring after
Speaker 1: that little bit of information. On the other hand, though,
Speaker 1: Jack Trump is in serious trouble, as j Lo and
Speaker 1: Lebron James, I saw some singer chick I've never heard
Speaker 1: of in my life and who is the other big
Speaker 1: and came out for for common Lebron has made his choice. Yes,
Speaker 1: he sent out a video making clear that Trump's a
Speaker 1: racist and said, what are we even talking about here?
Speaker 1: There's only one choice, Thanks Lebron. I just saw the number.
Speaker 1: It's sixty two million people have voted so far. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. It is crazy, and so on the high end,
Speaker 1: it's going to be like one hundred and fifty million,
Speaker 1: we could end up with half the votes cast before
Speaker 1: election day this time. That's something that we got to
Speaker 1: rethink the way we talk about the election, and probably
Speaker 1: campaigns need to rethink the way they you know, pursue voters.
Speaker 1: I mean when you get when you get to half
Speaker 1: or more voting before election day, it's a different thing,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah. Absolutely, And if without getting into the
Speaker 1: particulars of it, because mister Armstrong is a conscientious objector,
Speaker 1: I think if the garbage comment had been made a
Speaker 1: month ago, and again, the significance of it, friends, is
Speaker 1: not that it was a gaff because he's a senile,
Speaker 1: old fart Okay, I mean, he's got one foot in
Speaker 1: a grave and you know the other heel. But the
Speaker 1: significance is it crystallized what those people so clearly do
Speaker 1: think of Trump voters and supporters, Whether he intended that
Speaker 1: or not, everybody the light bulb went off, Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: we're racist. Were Jim Crow or fascists? Were Nazis? Were morons?
Speaker 1: Were you know, incorrigible or untouchable or whatever Hillary said? Deplorable?
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, they didn't say that all along, just
Speaker 1: using different words. A basket of incorrigibles. Yes, that's you're right,
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. I guess the whole orange vest thing
Speaker 1: has got on people showing up to the rallies wearing
Speaker 1: the vest of the dump truck driver or the you know,
Speaker 1: the average worker. If only Trump were a secured cannon,
Speaker 1: I could enjoy this much more. But his canonry is
Speaker 1: somewhat untethered, prone to shifting. Yes, not screwed to the
Speaker 1: sticking place. That is the problem with his cannon. Indeed,
Speaker 1: let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe
Speaker 1: Getty on this. It is Friday, November one, brand new month.
Speaker 1: The rent is due. They're twenty twenty four. Life will
Speaker 1: not be a born twenty four war. Armstrong getting we
Speaker 1: approve of this program. No, No, the rent it's too damn.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: He was out campaigning. He was canvassing for Harris, going
Speaker 1: door to door. That guy, so he's business. That's what
Speaker 1: he decided. The rent is too damn. I let's begin
Speaker 1: the show now officially according the FCC rules regulations leaping
Speaker 1: into action at mark Oh oh hit, had I know
Speaker 1: it yet? Oh my goodness, bro, there you have you
Speaker 1: know yesterday I was calling for beatings in the street
Speaker 1: for Dodgers fans who were setting buses on fire and
Speaker 1: raiding Nike stores and whatnot. Here's a guy start just again.
Speaker 1: I call you out on Dodgers fans. They're just rioters.
Speaker 1: Good point, good point, that's exactly right. Yeah, that is
Speaker 1: the point that people use their team winning or losing
Speaker 1: his excuse to destroy public property that we taxpayers didn't
Speaker 1: have to replace, where people get hurt, or stores private
Speaker 1: property that gets looted in their insurance company. Blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. There's a guy sitting off fireworks, blue
Speaker 1: off his hand, gotta say, you know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel too bad about that. Well,
Speaker 1: that is cold. Indeed, that's the knee jerk reaction. I've
Speaker 1: been able to think about this for several minutes, and
Speaker 1: my reaction is different several minus. Prior to that unfortunate incident,
Speaker 1: you had a moron who would need taxpayer support probably
Speaker 1: most of his life. Now you have a six fingered
Speaker 1: moron who's going to need taxpayer support for the rest
Speaker 1: of his life. That this is worse. You're probably right
Speaker 1: about that. The best firework video, and there are many, many,
Speaker 1: many good fireworks videos on YouTube, But the guy lighting
Speaker 1: off the thing out of his cheek cleft that goes
Speaker 1: awry is my all time bottle rocket from his heinie. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's my all time favorite. Terrible, terrible. Hey, you know
Speaker 1: people do things like that, you know, get you get
Speaker 1: what you get. So the Dodger fan, he's finally going
Speaker 1: to get off. Well, Ferry goes into art his job
Speaker 1: as a typist, and they say, wait a minute, hell wait.
Speaker 1: I feel like we've got a problem there. I feel
Speaker 1: like you're not qualified by definition. Oh how does mailback look?
Speaker 1: That was terrible? It's it's it's good. We've got clips
Speaker 1: of the week coming up in moments. We hired you
Speaker 1: to be a saxophone player. But I feel like there's
Speaker 1: always happened. Well, do you remember when the Dodgers won?
Speaker 1: My friends and I, Well, it's a long story. All
Speaker 1: on the way. Here's our text line four one five
Speaker 1: two nine five k FTC. This is why I was
Speaker 1: jammin in the car and the way here today. On Fridays,
Speaker 1: I listen to music. Every other day, I listened to
Speaker 1: news all the way to work on Fridays. I just
Speaker 1: can't take it anymore. I always listening to music. I Jamin,
Speaker 1: Si Whody and Blowfish, and I was thinking, this is
Speaker 1: way more enjoyable than listening to the news. I hope
Speaker 1: that doesn't hold true for listening to this show, but
Speaker 1: I had to say it was very very not the
Speaker 1: ninetiesh popstyling and various record is crewe to be listening
Speaker 1: to some comfort music as opposed to the latest stupid
Speaker 1: freaking doesn't matter made up controversy over who said, what about? What? Look?
Speaker 1: Who's too pretty for politics? All of a sudden, folks,
Speaker 1: too good for the scrum, too good for this. You're
Speaker 1: refined for what makes America great or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm the tire of it. I like your idea better.
Speaker 1: You know, we didn't embark on when the guy blew
Speaker 1: off his hand was his friend who watched the guy's
Speaker 1: very very I mean, what makes us human? Our front
Speaker 1: lobes in our hands? Really, Caesar his friend's handblown off,
Speaker 1: and he says, oh, my goodness, I appreciate the civility,
Speaker 1: no flame in the f bombs and then the strings
Speaker 1: of no, oh my goodness, He said, I don't know
Speaker 1: if we, any of us know, how would we react
Speaker 1: if we saw our friend blow their hands off? If? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Coming up a freedom loving quote of the day genius
Speaker 1: from a political genius, Richard Nixon, So stay with us
Speaker 1: uh propos could not be more apropos for this political moment.
Speaker 1: We also have mail bag, but first it's time to
Speaker 1: take fun look back at the week that was. It's
Speaker 1: cow clips of the Week. This has really gone sideways.
Speaker 1: That's exactly where this is at.
Speaker 2: Now, which the week's parting with.
Speaker 1: Demands the made I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: mess up the national anthem. Here's the contrast that she
Speaker 1: needs to draw. They're supposed to use the term bonus hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
Speaker 2: miniature golf course is what they did. Well.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping you paper doesn't go off. The thing is
Speaker 1: that you should not know you be cow. I don't
Speaker 1: know the heating up job. Who shuttles under this wall?
Speaker 1: And oh why serious champions?
Speaker 3: It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hand.
Speaker 1: Reports are four to five hundred people inside of the
Speaker 1: Snike flagship story in many instances of street takeovers, cars
Speaker 1: spinning out, even setting an MPTA bus on fire. There's
Speaker 1: a lot going on. Like I don't know if you
Speaker 1: guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of
Speaker 1: garbage in the middle of the ocean right now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's called Puerto Rico. Okay, all right. Obviously
Speaker 1: that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Speaker 1: Never saw him, never heard of him, and don't want
Speaker 1: to hear of them. But I think that we have
Speaker 1: to stop getting so offended at every little thing in
Speaker 1: the United States of America.
Speaker 2: It's a fall up from racist and sexist comments at
Speaker 2: Donald Trump's Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 1: Rally doing garbage. Ic you floating out there is your supporters?
Speaker 1: He does not calling Trump supporters garbage.
Speaker 3: Please forgive him for he not knows what he said.
Speaker 1: You know, the word garbage is the hottest thing right now.
Speaker 1: How do you like my garbage truck? This truck is
Speaker 1: in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden when they said
Speaker 1: I look bitter, I said, in that case.
Speaker 2: I said, we are not a vessel for the schemes
Speaker 2: of wanna be dictators.
Speaker 3: Today, we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris for president.
Speaker 1: She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 3: She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
Speaker 3: her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
Speaker 3: give us all a hug. Whenever Republicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, those clips about the World series reminded me
Speaker 1: they're already calling it the Curse of Fat Joe. We
Speaker 1: will discuss later what fat Joe. Oh yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: so good on my wrappers. La had freaking ice cube
Speaker 1: walk out on the field. People went nuts doing one
Speaker 1: of his classic songs in New York. They fight back
Speaker 1: with Fat Joe the secondary rapper, and as as one
Speaker 1: commentator wrote, you could already see the bonded language of
Speaker 1: the crowd of Oh, this is not gonna be a
Speaker 1: good series fat the Curse of Fat Joe. You can't
Speaker 1: respond with fat Joe to ice Cube. Here's your freedom
Speaker 1: loving here's your freedom loving quote of the day. You
Speaker 1: got ice cube and iced tea together, and then you
Speaker 1: got something nice, refreshing drink on a summer's day. B
Speaker 1: sent this along. He says, I didn't care for Nixon,
Speaker 1: but he said something once that was so spot on,
Speaker 1: and I quote, people will vote for you even if
Speaker 1: they don't like you, but they will never vote for
Speaker 1: you if they think you don't like them. Ooh, that's
Speaker 1: a good one. That is a god one. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding that macas. It was a political genius, by the way,
Speaker 1: before he went round the bend. But people will vote
Speaker 1: for you even if they don't like you, but they
Speaker 1: will never vote for you if they think you don't
Speaker 1: like them. That is a nod to Biden for probably
Speaker 1: sealing the deal for Trump. Huh yeah, mailbag, No, they're
Speaker 1: not in the mood for substance. I'm gonna go with this.
Speaker 1: Dave and La writes, I don't necessarily share a story
Speaker 1: about how laughable the whole trans movement has become. You're
Speaker 1: familiar with the masked singer. The premise is some quote
Speaker 1: unquote celebrity sings behind the mask. The judges have to
Speaker 1: guess who they are. Well, last episode was horrfarious. Guests
Speaker 1: starts with a short segment where they give clues about
Speaker 1: themselves in a modulated voice. About eight seconds. Then I say, well,
Speaker 1: that's a man despite the long flowing dress and cartoonish
Speaker 1: feminine body movements next to the singing, that's guy's voice,
Speaker 1: over and over again. Eventually the singing ends. He's standing
Speaker 1: towering over the host to him is himself six feet tall,
Speaker 1: clearly a dude. I continue. Then the judges came out
Speaker 1: Tyra Banks, Serena Williams. What are we doing here? I
Speaker 1: asked the TV. Well, eventually the mask comes off, and
Speaker 1: what do you know? It's actor in trans Woman, Laverne Cox.
Speaker 1: That's right, it's a man.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Am I just a genius? Or was everybody in a coma?
Speaker 1: Or did the Judgins just go with their stupid ideology
Speaker 1: and keep saying well it's clearly a woman. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I have some breaking news before we get to
Speaker 1: yesterday's stupid clip of the day, The Expectator. I don't
Speaker 1: know who this benefits. I'm not smart enough and I
Speaker 1: don't even care enough to try to become smart enough
Speaker 1: to discuss this topic. But oh, ignorance and apathy. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's exactly right. It is ignorance and apathy. The expectations
Speaker 1: by Wall Street. The job numbers are out. The expectations
Speaker 1: were parole. The expectation for one hundred and thirteen thousand jobs.
Speaker 1: We got twelve thousand jobs. Oh, this could be a
Speaker 1: bell weather for October surprise. But the last minute something
Speaker 1: definitely helps Trump or Kamala I don't actually know, but whatever,
Speaker 1: I saw the headlines as those numbers were unleashed, immediately.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what outlet it was, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: all the mainstream media will march in formation like North
Speaker 1: Korean troops like they always do. But the headline was
Speaker 1: job numbers come in well below expectations hurricane and labor strikes.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, yeah, where they would have hired one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand more people in western North Carolina up there
Speaker 1: in the mountains. They were all set Ashville was going
Speaker 1: to grow by eighty nine percent, but for that damned hurricane,
Speaker 1: and that hurt the job numbers. Okay, Well, once you
Speaker 1: become hip to that in economics, the quick explanation in
Speaker 1: the headline as to why things happen, you realize it's
Speaker 1: always just they're gutsing. Absolutely, they feel like they ought
Speaker 1: to write something to show that they know more than you.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know what this does for the election,
Speaker 1: if anything, and it might it might not have an
Speaker 1: effect at all on a single human being, actually, so
Speaker 1: I don't know. But anyway, that usually when you hear
Speaker 1: came in hotter than expected or lower than expected, it's
Speaker 1: by some not like this. I mean, that's like what.
Speaker 1: So my question to the headline writers would be well,
Speaker 1: if you know definitively that it's because of the hurricane
Speaker 1: and the labor disputes, the strikes. The people who form
Speaker 1: those quote unquote expectations, they knew about all that stuff too,
Speaker 1: excellent point, excellently, what's going on there. People who make
Speaker 1: their livings like will get fired if they're wrong too
Speaker 1: often and invest billions of dollars. I also knew about
Speaker 1: the labor strike and the hurricane and still had the
Speaker 1: same expectations. So you're thanks so much for your even
Speaker 1: handed coverage. That's a very very good point. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not even. I'm not even, which blessedly is
Speaker 1: about over and unless unless Joe makes this, I'm not
Speaker 1: even going to play the full clip. This is just
Speaker 1: the short version of Mark Cuban yesterday. That was the
Speaker 1: kerfuffle for twenty four hours. Here we go, Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: You never see him around strong intelligent women, you ever,
Speaker 2: It's just that simple.
Speaker 1: So he said that on the view, that's Mark Cuban,
Speaker 1: the billionaire. You never see Trump around strong intelligent women.
Speaker 1: And then it became a he walked it back later
Speaker 1: day and Republicans pounced and you know the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So again does that move a vote a couple days
Speaker 1: before the election, Maybe maybe not. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think it's more significant than you're giving it credit for it,
Speaker 1: but just just as part of the stew of and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lean on the brilliant Kim Stressell of the
Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal here and maybe read some of a
Speaker 1: piece later. But she's talking about and it's in the
Speaker 1: frame of Joe Biden's The only garbage I see is
Speaker 1: his supporter's infamous quote the never ending condescension and lecturing.
Speaker 1: And condescension is self explanatory that somebody's looking down at you,
Speaker 1: but the hectoring, the lecturing, don't be a sexist, don't
Speaker 1: be misogynist, don't be a racist. That Their argument is
Speaker 1: constantly you need to be told what to do and
Speaker 1: how to do it, and that never ending condescension is
Speaker 1: just people are over it. So I think it's it
Speaker 1: reinforces that feeling. But other than that, Mark Cuban's a jackass.
Speaker 1: They only apparently, hey, this is a great country, folks,
Speaker 1: because a jackass can get Richard in hell. The interesting
Speaker 1: thing to me is that that's three days of the
Speaker 1: Harris campaign having to explain something a surrogate said somewhere,
Speaker 1: which is not what they want. I'm sure Biden with
Speaker 1: his comments, and now Mark Cuban with his and just
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'd rather that wasn't the case that they
Speaker 1: were making all the news positive or negative out of
Speaker 1: the you know, the candidate's office themselves. AnyWho, I got
Speaker 1: this question for you. You said this yesterday, and I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe we were too hip for the room as
Speaker 1: people who follow this for a living, as opposed to
Speaker 1: laying it out happens. Yeah, layout for me, because you
Speaker 1: said it's going to be and I think you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: It's going to be easy in retrospect. Whoever wins to
Speaker 1: explain how they want it's going to be, Like the
Speaker 1: greatest hindsight is twenty twenty of all time. It's just
Speaker 1: going to be so clear. Layout right now, Kamala Harris wins.
Speaker 1: If we find out Tuesday night or Wednesday mornings, she wins.
Speaker 1: She won Pennsylvania barely, she got Wisconsin. In Michigan, she
Speaker 1: wins the electoral College. Kamala Harris is the next president. Why, Well,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the brief version. There are all sorts
Speaker 1: of reasons why. I mean Trump's hard seiling. He's never
Speaker 1: gotten above forty eight percent good one or whatever. That's
Speaker 1: a good one. The disgust people have of January sixth
Speaker 1: in large numbers, his ill discipline, his complete lack of
Speaker 1: discipline where he causes himself, all sorts of problems that
Speaker 1: are utterly unnecessary, blah blah blah. I mean, in short,
Speaker 1: I guess the conventional wisdom, and the conventional wisdom on
Speaker 1: her side is, of course, she has no ideas. She
Speaker 1: couldn't explain how she'd be different than the miserably I'm
Speaker 1: going to ask the Trump question and you can lay
Speaker 1: that one out then. Oh so just stick to the
Speaker 1: ekamalo wins and those are those are very good. The
Speaker 1: only thing I would add to that would be the
Speaker 1: Dobbs decision that motivated a hell of a lot of
Speaker 1: women to come out. Oh yeah, that's a good one too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's loads of conventional wisdom y evidence that the guy
Speaker 1: was there's no chance he can win. He's miserably unpopular,
Speaker 1: although he's more popular than he's ever been right now, Hello,
Speaker 1: o okay, so then the flip side, you're quickie on
Speaker 1: a Trump wins. Tuesday night, they announced he won Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: he got all the Sun Belt states. He's the winner. Wow.
Speaker 1: For reasons of convenience, the Democrats elevated a known moron
Speaker 1: with no popularity and no ideas, a congenital flip flopper
Speaker 1: who found it impossible to differentiate herself from her miserably
Speaker 1: unpopular boss. It was one of the crappiest campaigns ever run.
Speaker 1: The only thing saving it from everybody talking about how
Speaker 1: crappy it was is how short it was. So the
Speaker 1: very brief, like the super nova of joy and optimism
Speaker 1: and the other guys are weird. That lasted like ten days,
Speaker 1: but in the compressed schedule it seemed to be It
Speaker 1: was like a team that was a baseball team that
Speaker 1: was hot until August. It seemed more significant than it is. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was a terrible candidate, was never a good candidate,
Speaker 1: and how could anybody expect her to win? Funny? Both
Speaker 1: arguments are so good. Trump had never gotten more than
Speaker 1: forty seven percent of the vote in his life. Why
Speaker 1: did you think he was going to this time? You know,
Speaker 1: on that side and then on this side. She got
Speaker 1: out of the race in twenty nineteen before Iowa and
Speaker 1: has never done better than that. Who thought she could?
Speaker 1: I mean, the world's most famous DEI hire as vice president,
Speaker 1: and every and everyone knows it. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: get those on the air so that we're ahead of
Speaker 1: the curve. When you know everybody's doing one of those
Speaker 1: next Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, trying to sound smart.
Speaker 1: We've already done them. So there you go. It is
Speaker 1: going to be so damn obvious either way, which is
Speaker 1: kind of weird, isn't it. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's usually the case. Well, I could
Speaker 1: mean that this is a great election pitting two superstars
Speaker 1: of democracy against each other. Maybe that's what it means.
Speaker 1: Don't mean, because I don't think you could have done
Speaker 1: that with Brock or Mitt, for instance, Like here's the
Speaker 1: olympiest reason one of them lost. No, I mean there
Speaker 1: were explanations, but you could not pitch them. Is come on,
Speaker 1: how could you not know this right in the same
Speaker 1: way you can in this situation? Yeah, no, kidding. The
Speaker 1: one thing I find interesting right now and why I
Speaker 1: learned something interesting about polling yesterday. I can tell it
Speaker 1: pretty quickly here. Chris Steyerwalt the polling Guru used to
Speaker 1: be at Foxes now at News Nation on how there
Speaker 1: can be heard mentality in polling, and I've never heard
Speaker 1: anybody explain this before. If you've got a poll out
Speaker 1: in the field and he's talking about the big polling
Speaker 1: organizations that he pays attention to, that he trusts that
Speaker 1: he knows they're trying to get it right, because that's
Speaker 1: the best way to stay in business. If you've got
Speaker 1: a pull out in the field and you're starting to
Speaker 1: get data back and it's way out of line with
Speaker 1: everything else, you realize you've got an error somewhere. You're
Speaker 1: doing something wrong, so you make adjustments to get it
Speaker 1: back in line with what is already known. And so
Speaker 1: by definition, if enough people are doing that and it
Speaker 1: kind of you know, it can kind of end up
Speaker 1: in a hurt situation where everybody's adjusting their poles to
Speaker 1: fit in with what has kind of become the conventional
Speaker 1: polling wisdom. And for those reasons, sometimes it's hard to
Speaker 1: catch movement that's real as opposed to it's just polsters
Speaker 1: trying to not have outliers, which makes them monk, which
Speaker 1: makes them look bad. Yeah, that doesn't just make them
Speaker 1: look bad, And that's not what they're worried about. It's
Speaker 1: just like they think, well, we got to be wrong.
Speaker 1: I mean we got Trump up by ten or down
Speaker 1: by ten or whatever. That can't be right. So we've
Speaker 1: got to adjust our method with something in our algorithms wrong. Wow.
Speaker 1: And yeah, And it does become significant if sentiment is
Speaker 1: indeed moving, because sure, and in this it's almost an
Speaker 1: anti movement bias, an anti change bias. Interesting and in
Speaker 1: this particular case, because it's the differences are so tiny
Speaker 1: and you're talking less than one percent, and like five
Speaker 1: the seven swing states, obviously you could have some herd
Speaker 1: mentality covering up movement easily eithersh Yeah, anything other than
Speaker 1: a tiny incremental movement would be an outlier. As I
Speaker 1: just read in Halpern's newsletter, the race is tighter than I, Oh,
Speaker 1: forgot her name. I've heard several of what you're going
Speaker 1: to have her name or it's ruined. I hope it's
Speaker 1: her purse strings or checking account that we're going to
Speaker 1: reference here. Oh, it's tighter than Kelly and Conway's sweater
Speaker 1: on Mark Cuban, that's pretty good. She's very skinny. He's
Speaker 1: very not I always hit the delay. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I think we're all a little concerned, Michael. And what
Speaker 1: was it? One other thing I was going to throw
Speaker 1: in there about the pulling and the go in this
Speaker 1: direction or whatever. It doesn't matter, I'll think of it later.
Speaker 1: I've always been fond of fond of tighter than a
Speaker 1: frog's hind end, because it must for Otter's biological reasons,
Speaker 1: water type. Yeah, precisely. Oh here's the other thing. It
Speaker 1: seems to be kind of a given right now because
Speaker 1: it's polling. Looks like you could approach that if the
Speaker 1: turnout for women is over fifty three percent, she wins
Speaker 1: based on all the early voting out there. In the
Speaker 1: way women are voting, so that might be the biggest
Speaker 1: number out there. Can she turn out more than women
Speaker 1: or not unless all those poor women who are terrified
Speaker 1: of their belligerent moron Trump loving husbands are afraid to
Speaker 1: vote in the only place a woman still has the
Speaker 1: right to choose, the voting booth. According to Julia Roberts
Speaker 1: in one of the worst ads I've ever seen, Julia Roberts,
Speaker 1: please please whatever, I don't care if you vote opposite
Speaker 1: of me the rest of your life. Please don't take
Speaker 1: your marching orders from Julia Roberts. Good lord, we've got
Speaker 1: Lebron James, Lebron James. Yes, we have got Katie's headlines
Speaker 1: on the way. Armstrong by some feels like he killed
Speaker 1: with the cow head and regular clothes walking the streets.
Speaker 1: In terms of getting attention, you got a human with
Speaker 1: the head of a cow. What's not to like? We
Speaker 1: just jeans, t shirt and boots, but have given him
Speaker 1: all the candy walking around the cowhead. He's simultaneously the
Speaker 1: dairy farmer and the cow. It's a statement about man's
Speaker 1: dependence on our animal brothers and sisters. How should he
Speaker 1: talk about human nature and kids taking handfuls of candy
Speaker 1: versus one candy and all that sort of stuff. I'll
Speaker 1: talk about that later. It's an interesting phenomenon. I won't
Speaker 1: participate in Halloween because it's socialist. Would those kids do
Speaker 1: to deserve that candy? Did they work for it? No? No,
Speaker 1: they didn't. They threatened a trick for instance. I don't
Speaker 1: know a riot, a riot political violence unless they're given something.
Speaker 1: It's sugar redistribution, that's right. I won't have it so
Speaker 1: much to get to this morning, both the sublime, ridiculous,
Speaker 1: significant and utterly insignificant, but amusing. Stay with us if
Speaker 1: you can. Right now, let's figure out who's reporting what.
Speaker 1: It's the lead story with Katie Green Katie, before I.
Speaker 2: Get into the headlines, yesterday I had a kid come
Speaker 2: to the house to trick or treat, and she said,
Speaker 2: I just want to let you know, you guys are
Speaker 2: the vibe.
Speaker 1: And I have no idea what she meant at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys are the vibe. Well, congratulations, I think what
Speaker 1: do you respond to that? Sup? Or I just I'm
Speaker 1: down with that?
Speaker 2: Or that's tough, thanks, tough, tough, tough. Okay, that was tough,
Speaker 2: all right. The headlines, of course, this is the big story.
Speaker 1: NBC.
Speaker 2: US economy added just twelve thousand jobs in October, impacted
Speaker 2: heavily by hurricanes.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's I don't remember a number missing the expectations
Speaker 1: by that much. Boy ever, and often they have to
Speaker 1: revise the numbers downward in subsequent months. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it going to have any effect on the election,
Speaker 1: That's all anybody cares about. This is an.
Speaker 2: Opinion piece towards the very top of the Washington Post.
Speaker 2: If elected Trump will make you and your family less safe.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's like your opinion man to read first. It's
Speaker 1: an opinion piece. At least it's not masquerading as a
Speaker 1: news piece news article as usual in the major main
Speaker 1: street media.
Speaker 2: From the New York Times, Iranian officials threatened retaliation for
Speaker 2: Israeli strikes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure you do. Yeah, good luck. What are you
Speaker 1: gonna use? Exactly? They blow up all your missile batteries.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? What are you gonna use?
Speaker 1: You thirst rocks at them? Well, then they've got no
Speaker 1: air defenses anymore. So if they throw a tit Israel's way,
Speaker 1: the tat is gonna get through. One hundred.
Speaker 2: From ABC, Daniel Penny trial opening statements begin today.
Speaker 1: Oh that'll be something to follow. Yeah. The race baiting ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We discussed this late in the show yesterday or was
Speaker 1: that the podcast? I think that was the One More
Speaker 1: Thing podcast. Yeah, yeah, well we'll come in on that later.
Speaker 1: But this poor son of a gun is getting railroaded
Speaker 1: because the Left needs their racist tropes to to get power.
Speaker 1: That's their lever to get power. From Fox News, newest
Speaker 1: Diddy accuser says she.
Speaker 2: Woke up outside on the street with the date rape
Speaker 2: drug in her system after meeting him backstage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, horrific what he did to the women, obviously, and
Speaker 1: the men who he made take tons of hiagorate young men.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised nobody had an heart attack and died. Good lord. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and underage girls and Boys's monstrous And how many people
Speaker 1: knew from the New York Post Richmond.
Speaker 2: North of Richmond, singer Oliver Anthony is leaving the music
Speaker 2: industry one year after topping the charts to start traveling ministry.
Speaker 1: Here you go, Okay, good luck son.
Speaker 2: Breitbart dot com quote pure gibberish, AOC marked excuse me,
Speaker 2: AOC mocked for Arabic get out the Vote flyer that
Speaker 2: was printed backwards.
Speaker 1: Oh whoops, whoops outreach. Yeah, your meme of the day.
Speaker 2: It's a picture of two mugshots next to each other
Speaker 2: and it says Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting
Speaker 2: each other while wearing bulletproof vests after drinking. And someone
Speaker 2: left a comment on it and said, god forbid, men
Speaker 2: have any hobbies.
Speaker 1: I love the whole drunk guy shooting each other with
Speaker 1: bulletproof vests on That's a common one. Online. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 2: And finally the Babylon Bee kids at Tim Wall's door
Speaker 2: disappointed as he fills their candy bags with tampons.
Speaker 1: Oh, especially the little boys. Find your own damn business. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: sometimes you're a knucklehead, sat him a knucklehead at times.
Speaker 1: You know, you got the common problem of kids grabbing
Speaker 1: more than a candy, you know, just handfuls of candies
Speaker 1: out of your thing or whatever going right, or if
Speaker 1: you set out a bucket full of candy and like
Speaker 1: the kid coming and wiping the thing completely clean. Right.
Speaker 1: My son came across one of those where all the
Speaker 1: kids right before him had wiped out the bucket. He
Speaker 1: took some of the candy out of his bag and
Speaker 1: put it in there so the next kids that would
Speaker 1: come along would have some candy. Oh that's nice. I thought,
Speaker 1: that's interesting. How did you cock it stole all of
Speaker 1: that candy? Yeah? Probably probably. I mean I was happy
Speaker 1: that he did that, But I thought, how do you
Speaker 1: end up one way or the other way? I'm not
Speaker 1: even exactly sure. If you miss an hour of the show,
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