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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today.

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Speaker 1: But right now the nephew's here with today's breaking phone call.

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Speaker 1: You heard me, Carla, what you are? What you got?

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Speaker 1: But man? What? But man? What? Man? Yeah? Yeah, what man?

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Speaker 1: It's called But man, let me break this down to you.

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Speaker 1: So at the you know, at the job, somebody somebody

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Speaker 1: copied they butt on the machine, on the copy machine,

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Speaker 1: are still doing that. It didn't really happen, surely, but

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Speaker 1: I act like it did. So I'm human resources and

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Speaker 1: I called this man, this brother and say, hey, we uh,

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Speaker 1: we got an understanding that uh, somebody on your floor

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Speaker 1: copy day but on the copy machine, and we need

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Speaker 1: um instead of meeting with you at eleven, so you

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Speaker 1: can come in and we need to see if it

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Speaker 1: was you, which means what which we need? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: we need to we need we need to see your butt.

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Speaker 1: Here we go and you already know our brother Zach.

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Speaker 1: Here we go right now. But ma hey, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Van. Please Vaughan. This is Darius. Darius with

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Speaker 1: human resources. How are you can I help you? Yeah, listen,

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Speaker 1: we um have an incident that has taken place at

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Speaker 1: the job. You actually, what floor are you on, von,

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Speaker 1: I'm on for twelve floor twelve, all right, So do

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Speaker 1: you use the copy machine that often on that floor?

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Speaker 1: Not all the time, but I do use it every

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Speaker 1: once in a while, Okay, every once in a while.

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Speaker 1: So here's what's going on. There's gonna be some act

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Speaker 1: is being taken place here pretty soon, some legal actions,

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Speaker 1: and we're just clearing everybody. You know, this is this

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Speaker 1: is just a proper procedure that we're having to go through.

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Speaker 1: So let me just kind of enlighten you on what's

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Speaker 1: taking place. Someone um on the twelfth floor has copied

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Speaker 1: their butt on a piece of paper in the copy machine.

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Speaker 1: So someone actually sat up on the xerox machine and

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Speaker 1: copied their butt. Why someone would do that, I have

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Speaker 1: no earthly idea. But what's happening now is everyone on

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Speaker 1: your floor is gonna have to come in and show

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Speaker 1: their but So we're scheduling this now. I'm thinking Friday

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Speaker 1: at eleven a m. Would that be sooner? Yeah? Y'all talking,

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Speaker 1: y'all talking? You want me to come up there and

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Speaker 1: show show my show because somebody, I'm a grown man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a grown man. I didn't do that. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know what. I believe you. I believe you wholeheartedly on

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Speaker 1: But just to clear your name, we have to, I

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Speaker 1: hate to say it, clear your butt as well. So

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Speaker 1: we want to make sure we're gonna find out who's

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Speaker 1: but this is on a piece of paper that did this,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna find out to find you're gonna find out

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Speaker 1: who's You're gonna find out whose cheeks those are, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna find that real quickly. Our mind. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, man, I'm not gonna come in.

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Speaker 1: You said Friday, you're doing this Friday Friday? UTTI eleven,

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Speaker 1: not coming in my day off, pulling my pants down.

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Speaker 1: But some strangers looking really look at my look at

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Speaker 1: my cheeks, talking about somebody copied. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to. I don't want this

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Speaker 1: to take a turn, von, because right now, this is

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Speaker 1: if you're not if you're saying you're not coming in,

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Speaker 1: then other actions will be taking place if you don't

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Speaker 1: come in and follow the precedure that everybody's saying. Everybody

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Speaker 1: else that I'm calling they have to come in. How

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Speaker 1: many how many people work on that floor. There's at

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Speaker 1: least eight plus people on that floor. You're talking about

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Speaker 1: trying to have eight plus people come in drive all

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Speaker 1: the way to work. So some strangers and we don't

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Speaker 1: even know can look at our look at our cheeks,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna do that. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: did it, but I know they ain't me. Somebody somebody

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Speaker 1: zeros there but on the twelfth floor. And we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get to okay, but we're gonna get to the bottom

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Speaker 1: of who did it. And what you're what you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna do, von is tell me you're not coming in.

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Speaker 1: What you're not gonna do. Do you like your job

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Speaker 1: here with this company? Okay? What you're not gonna do

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Speaker 1: is act like you're gonna fire me because I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna show y'all my sweet goodies just because you just

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Speaker 1: because you from HR you got me fooled. If you

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Speaker 1: actually expect me to think that everybody that works from

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Speaker 1: this floor is over here, like oh yeah, sure, I'm

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Speaker 1: some strangers. Look at my look at my crack. You

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Speaker 1: must be playing, no, sir, not with me. Let me

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Speaker 1: ask Let me, let me ask you this. Do you

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Speaker 1: have a coworker name Andre Andrea. Yes, okay, and Andre

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Speaker 1: says he knows you now, I'm just gonna put it

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Speaker 1: out here. Andrea is stating that it could have possibly

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Speaker 1: been you. Really, Andre got the nerve to say it

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Speaker 1: could have been me? Why are he trying to single

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Speaker 1: me out like I even use that damn copier. Don't

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Speaker 1: playing games. I'm a grown man. He must be out

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Speaker 1: of his mind thinking he's gonna say I did it.

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Speaker 1: All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.

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Speaker 1: That's what That's what he stated. He said I was

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Speaker 1: a possibility that he didn't has absolutely no reason to

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Speaker 1: take I don't even use that copier, man. I used

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Speaker 1: that thing like once every two three weeks, everybody on

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Speaker 1: that floor. Okay, So out of once every two three weeks,

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Speaker 1: is there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up

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Speaker 1: there and copied it? Not at all, y'all. Don't ain't

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Speaker 1: even told me when this happened. I probably wasn't even

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Speaker 1: working when the Booty Chicks. You must be out your mind.

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Speaker 1: You waste everybody else for time trying to bring everyone

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Speaker 1: in to get a free strip show. But you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna do that to me. This has to be unethical

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Speaker 1: and illegal on so many levels. You're trying to come

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Speaker 1: in and say everybody on the entire four has to

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Speaker 1: come show that. Man, you want to be kidding me?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Whole time You're trying to call me

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Speaker 1: saying this is h R. What's your name? Because we're not.

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Speaker 1: I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources. I told

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Speaker 1: you that when I first called you, and well Darius,

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Speaker 1: well Darius, when I do come into work, I want

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Speaker 1: to see let me ask you this von Do you

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Speaker 1: know Leslie? Leslie? I know that better not even saying

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Speaker 1: my name, but so you do know Leslie? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: know Leslie. She works there with me. So you're trying

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Speaker 1: to tell me that Leslie said. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: know what Leslie said? Yes? I would like you to

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Speaker 1: know what Leslie says, so when I cuss her out,

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Speaker 1: I get it right, Okay. Leslie told me to tell

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Speaker 1: you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. And you just got franked by your coworker

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Speaker 1: and Andre oh Man. Leslie and Andre got me to

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Speaker 1: prank phone call you man two, I was man, I was, yeah,

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Speaker 1: your uncle is right, Bro, somebody is gonna whoop y'all.

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Speaker 1: Bet I bet it's this year. Alright, tell me this, man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the lane, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody

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Speaker 1: is definitely gonna whoop you'll. You're like, man, I don't

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Speaker 1: give it to me, give it to me, but man baby,

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Speaker 1: oh now, immature? Is that making copies that work? Alright?

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Speaker 1: Listen to Thank you Nephew. Up next, it is a

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter