Speaker 1: Hi everybody, it's me Matt. So this week last Culture
Speaker 1: is going to take a week off, but in order
Speaker 1: to give you a little something something you readers, we
Speaker 1: have a classic epp from the vault. This is Dogged
Speaker 1: with Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Listen, we hope you
Speaker 1: enjoy and think you will. Bye. Look man, oh I
Speaker 1: see you? Why why? And look over there? How is
Speaker 1: that culture? Yes? Goodness, let's ding Dong lost calling. Can
Speaker 1: I tell you what this episode is going to be? Yes?
Speaker 1: Mad Foppish was actually thinking it's got the sway the phase.
Speaker 1: The phase are in the building, and I was saying
Speaker 1: to myself, foppish could return to the cultural Like I've
Speaker 1: been saying foppish for years. You have and I think
Speaker 1: maybe the first time I ever heard the word fop
Speaker 1: was coming from your mouth. Thank you, And you need
Speaker 1: to find no fop means you know a man, it's gender.
Speaker 1: I'm a man who you know? There's really colorful things?
Speaker 1: And actually what did that say about him? Well, dude,
Speaker 1: you want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes,
Speaker 1: and this is truly your that's going to alienate you immediately.
Speaker 1: Dragon Quest eight they have descriptions for the monsters. My
Speaker 1: eyeball fell out. Look, they have descriptions for the monsters,
Speaker 1: and there's there's a monster that's a fox with a
Speaker 1: fencing fox with the with a cultures to Hat. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, wait, I have to pull bring it up.
Speaker 1: This is the new mascot for last culture stuff. And
Speaker 1: they described in the game the fox as being a
Speaker 1: foppish fox. Fox. Look, I'm telling no, it's a fencing fox.
Speaker 1: But look, isn't that the culture rest to hat? That
Speaker 1: is literally the culture it actually is. And like the description.
Speaker 1: Everyone looking this up dragon quest wiki, look at the
Speaker 1: fencing fox, the fencing fox, and the description is oh,
Speaker 1: but the description was this foppish fox likes to jab
Speaker 1: a sword in your face. So they gave the animated
Speaker 1: fox a sexuality, a sexual a t are just a
Speaker 1: startorial edit. My husband calls Link butterfly man? What is that?
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm playing the game, he go, are you playing,
Speaker 1: butterfly man? He go, when when I play the game?
Speaker 1: You go? Are you playing? When I'm playing the game,
Speaker 1: he go? Playing? Husband, he go, an, what are you playing?
Speaker 1: The wild? No, it's called the Zelda And and this
Speaker 1: is man named Link and this is man. I will
Speaker 1: say this. I think it's absolutely revolutionary that we have
Speaker 1: the game of Zelda and we have Lincoln that's the
Speaker 1: protagonist of the game, but we call it the Legend
Speaker 1: of Zelda. I think that is actually I need them
Speaker 1: to make the way they make a damn Luigi Mansion
Speaker 1: is lame? Is our stop? Well? You can play Zelda
Speaker 1: in um Super Smash Brothers, But who's counting. I want
Speaker 1: a game I can count to ten. I love the
Speaker 1: musical way you did that. Who the funk are these people?
Speaker 1: These are truly to fops. You need to put our
Speaker 1: swords in your face like that, like that, fox, bitch,
Speaker 1: two of my favorite people in this goddamn milky way.
Speaker 1: If they were two of your favorite people, why weren't
Speaker 1: you at their show last night? Because my fucking parents
Speaker 1: were in town? I don't care, and so instead you
Speaker 1: drove them to theater district and didn't see the sha
Speaker 1: because of the blackout. Iconic blackout. No, no, no, we
Speaker 1: are blacked out tonight. New York City is dark shaw.
Speaker 1: We'll not come on now. You can take out break tonight.
Speaker 1: Stephanie J. Block is not in that Sean, She's no
Speaker 1: she's like the she's the star share like right right?
Speaker 1: They love to do now like jukebox musical with three
Speaker 1: a three actresses that was on a summer thing to really,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we have someone. We have a guest
Speaker 1: who was to she's returning to the studio because she
Speaker 1: clearly forgot something. Do you know what I was thinking?
Speaker 1: You know who? Sneakily? Sneakily is a four time job host?
Speaker 1: Has anyone else done four four? Now? Hat and Joel
Speaker 1: have been on. Would you count co hosting as being
Speaker 1: a guest? Yeah, okay, you're you're heavily feature. Heavily feature.
Speaker 1: It's a heavy feature. I just don't want Josh to
Speaker 1: walk away with this title, with the superlative with the
Speaker 1: only reason I'm walking away is if you make any cuts,
Speaker 1: no cuts to this episode. Actually it's a rule. I
Speaker 1: will actually fight for the guy culture. Zero cut nothing.
Speaker 1: No one joined you in that. I didn't need anybody to.
Speaker 1: He is in a mood right now. I'm a co host,
Speaker 1: ram Rod straight posture to see three time guest, one
Speaker 1: time ready to pass its truly didn't even introduce you.
Speaker 1: We're not introduced. These are my two favorite people. I
Speaker 1: was not at their show, sadly, because my parents were
Speaker 1: in town and they would not have enjoyed it because
Speaker 1: they are you know, I think it's problematic that you
Speaker 1: say that they're your two favorite people. I'm right here.
Speaker 1: I mean I said too much. That was overcorrect You're
Speaker 1: actually being overcorrected. Okay, so these are my two favorite
Speaker 1: people in the milky Way, in this very room. Actually,
Speaker 1: please welcome into your ears. Josh Sharman Aaron Jackson. Can
Speaker 1: I stual you guys a question? Actually it's really important, Yes, Kirby,
Speaker 1: Like I said what you said, what animated characters? And
Speaker 1: then did all video video which are which are animated.
Speaker 1: So what's the point here? I just maybe I thought
Speaker 1: Yogi bear or something? You know, that's where my mind.
Speaker 1: What's Yogi bear sexualized Yogi as straight as name or
Speaker 1: you know that's live action. Don't don't you down? You
Speaker 1: what we're gonna say? I don't know. I was gonna
Speaker 1: You're going to be by me and then you were
Speaker 1: going to say something I hope in return. Um, so
Speaker 1: we of course say, Josh Sharpen, Aaron Jackson, and we
Speaker 1: are commonly billed as Matt Rodgers and Yang. How does
Speaker 1: it feel for the people that come second. Now, I
Speaker 1: think we often, I think we say Aaron Jackson, Josh sharp.
Speaker 1: But then when you do just versus Josh and Aaron,
Speaker 1: I think that's what happens for us off Laron Jackson,
Speaker 1: Josh sharp, Josh sharp and Aaron Jackson. Is that just
Speaker 1: like the way it hits your ear? It's Josh and
Speaker 1: Aaron does have a better sort of Josh. And to me,
Speaker 1: you're Josh Sharpen, Aaron Jackson, Aaron Jackson, because Aaron Jackson
Speaker 1: is a little bit longer. Yeah, maybe sharp. Now for us,
Speaker 1: we it's always Matt first, I believe Matt Rodgers. Yes, Matt,
Speaker 1: it's Bowen and Matt feels odd to me because Bowen
Speaker 1: and I think I think, yeah, I think to syllable
Speaker 1: sounds better at the end, Yes, yes, yes, Okay, who
Speaker 1: knew this was going to be an English class lesson?
Speaker 1: Did did? Did the boys go out? After the show
Speaker 1: called Metropolitis? Metropolitans were the backyard moment interesting? And then
Speaker 1: they closed it up? And actually at one now I
Speaker 1: had it was midnight. Maybe on the on the weekend,
Speaker 1: maybe they give you a one. It's one and so
Speaker 1: by the time it closed, I think all of us went.
Speaker 1: You know, we've had our moment. We went home actually
Speaker 1: rather nice. Well, you know how it gets um, you
Speaker 1: know how it gets It gets very um. My husband
Speaker 1: he say, they load you. When they load you in
Speaker 1: and all in that little shoe box, it feels very like, yeah,
Speaker 1: your way to the your way to hell to the
Speaker 1: hell to the saugh piggies to slaughter. Honestly, little piggies
Speaker 1: to get hot and tight with that little bar. And
Speaker 1: then you know, people like us clear out, and if
Speaker 1: you wait till like one thirty, it's fine, but that's
Speaker 1: a tough thirty. That's the thing about that's the moment
Speaker 1: when you go to Rosemont when these mode is a
Speaker 1: little different and you sort of invite it because the
Speaker 1: children are there and they're drunk as hell, and you're like,
Speaker 1: well it has to be like I hadn't been to
Speaker 1: Rosemont for a long time. Anyone has a really fun
Speaker 1: dance floor. And then when I finally went, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a single tile. Sure music is Yeah. I
Speaker 1: like Rosemot. I just I'll go so far to say
Speaker 1: I love it. But when people were like that a
Speaker 1: great dance floor, I was imagining not like a three
Speaker 1: dollar bill, but like a barracuda has like it feels
Speaker 1: like your friend having your friends, and your friend who
Speaker 1: really didn't have a lot of money. This is where
Speaker 1: they had their sweet six team. That's that's rosemant and
Speaker 1: I can't relate because all my friends were so wealthy.
Speaker 1: You of course had friends in high school who all
Speaker 1: their sweet sixteens took place in castles, in castles and boats.
Speaker 1: And this was date Colorado. Yeah, we're still do you
Speaker 1: guys all love sweet sixteen culture? I wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: My journey's very long island, long islands, not very littleton Colorado.
Speaker 1: You guys don't know sweet sixteen culture. You know, do
Speaker 1: you know debutante ball culture, because that's only for that.
Speaker 1: I was gone for that. For the Colorado birthday culture
Speaker 1: is sort of like it's just chill. It's just chills.
Speaker 1: Let's let's smoke a joint on and go to laser tag.
Speaker 1: Let's legal their clown. Yeah, laser tag is legal in Colorado.
Speaker 1: Clown laser tag a lot in many states, tax states,
Speaker 1: but non Colorado. You just you jingling chi. I've been
Speaker 1: talking about this a lot, but there was I saw
Speaker 1: a headline that's like North Dakota Pass like legalizes mushrooms.
Speaker 1: No one cares. It was like elevator elevator news. You
Speaker 1: were what you're saying is you were in the UC,
Speaker 1: you were getting ready to go up to the CB.
Speaker 1: I guess it was that. But there's I have a
Speaker 1: few elevators that I have news. No, but we caught privilege. Privilege, privilege,
Speaker 1: that is the best quote. Yeah, privilege. Well, honestly, like
Speaker 1: that's actually quite privilege of you to be writing an
Speaker 1: elevators that are nice enough to give you the news. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In the age I will say this, in the age
Speaker 1: of lift, I have missed um getting in the back
Speaker 1: of a taxi taxi TV. Yeah, taxi TV. I got off. Immediately,
Speaker 1: make me car sick, Make me car sick. My husband,
Speaker 1: he say, make me car sick. Now. I think this
Speaker 1: generation is it's banging a little too much on Metropolitan.
Speaker 1: And I don't you think it's done. You think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's done. It's it's it's not my first
Speaker 1: choice anymore. I'm like you like Rosemant, Like, let's go
Speaker 1: to Rosemant. There's the backyard there, me it's not a
Speaker 1: choice between either. The perfect evening is a backyard moment
Speaker 1: in Metro and then rosemant to me perfect. And when
Speaker 1: you go to rose Mount, you have a drop off
Speaker 1: of people who are like, I'm gonna go home and
Speaker 1: nothing like that. Go to the second location that's part
Speaker 1: of the chaff bench. I'm going to say something crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something fucking crazy. Backary Park trumps them all.
Speaker 1: I do like it is tiny again, c R I
Speaker 1: P T and T miss no culture. I miss Really
Speaker 1: I only came out party. I only came out and
Speaker 1: of the closet as gay about six months ago. Before that,
Speaker 1: you were a straight link. It was really, actually really
Speaker 1: hard for me until six months ago when I came
Speaker 1: out of my life and I'm actually really happy to
Speaker 1: say identify as a gay man. And I'm here. I
Speaker 1: came to my door, not not January, so cold, snow
Speaker 1: blowing in. I'm good. And you were the first person
Speaker 1: I told you to get in here. Honey, I'll make
Speaker 1: you coco faggot. Yeah, And it was the first time
Speaker 1: I had been the fagot and it really hurt, and
Speaker 1: it really hurt, actually really hurt. And then we were
Speaker 1: we were fighting, Yeah, we were fighting. I want to
Speaker 1: say about rosemat I live uptown and for me sometimes
Speaker 1: that's very far. Of course, I'm like, we're going all
Speaker 1: the way to rose Mott. Yeah, where's Metro worth the
Speaker 1: commute to you? It's closer. It is like five stops
Speaker 1: closer to me. So it is like, and I do
Speaker 1: think Metro has the best backyard in the biz. So
Speaker 1: I just but it is just a block of concrete.
Speaker 1: It's great, there's little chairs chairs, But you, as a
Speaker 1: design fag, should be to come forward and say they
Speaker 1: got fake flowers at Metro hanging over you, like kissed
Speaker 1: the girl. You're you're you're in the grotto at Metric.
Speaker 1: Where in the goddamn area under the sea, adventure adventure.
Speaker 1: I have something important to throw at you. You as
Speaker 1: a design queen, documents. I have documents. Child is mine. You,
Speaker 1: as a design queen who should know better, thinks that
Speaker 1: Metropolitan uses its space the most wisely as it could. Wait, no,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what I said, but he's arguing, here's
Speaker 1: the thing with rose Monton. It's zoned so so intelligently.
Speaker 1: Here let me say this, and I don't understand what
Speaker 1: we're joining. Is you said Metropolitan? Was it? No? Were
Speaker 1: these old queers over here areguing for Metro. I'm saying
Speaker 1: Rosemot you get this is the thirties, twenties, divide right,
Speaker 1: Metro or Rose. You guys are in your thirties? And
Speaker 1: did you identify as being thirty four? Am? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so you identify yeah, okay, clear dissonance between how
Speaker 1: he identifies. I'm proud. I'm proud to be dead. Oh god,
Speaker 1: there's this. There are a couple of days out there
Speaker 1: name who know, they're a couple of games out We'll
Speaker 1: be like, bit, we're not cutting anything out of it.
Speaker 1: Anything we want get getting drinks with this guy and
Speaker 1: he goes and I'm over here at my fucking withered
Speaker 1: wiz in twenty year old ass and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm turning soon and then that'll that'll be my I'll
Speaker 1: plan my funeral after that. But I think that you
Speaker 1: have anything to say at five thank you, because because
Speaker 1: I was like, well, um, my life just got exponentially
Speaker 1: better at twenty. Every single year my life has gotten
Speaker 1: better at some point in my turn. But every year
Speaker 1: I'm just like more definitely turn bit and I'll be
Speaker 1: the reason I know I put the knife through the heart. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, why do you think I keep your ass uptown?
Speaker 1: I can't have you too close, honey when I lanced
Speaker 1: your vitals. Yes, honey, I know your sleep with all
Speaker 1: three eyes, three of my eyes, my third eye, the
Speaker 1: chakra is watching. So no, I just hate this culture
Speaker 1: of you know, and who's like what do you consider
Speaker 1: truly not just gay? Like what do you when you can?
Speaker 1: When are you old? Like when is it like you're
Speaker 1: a fish? And I know, like yeah, but like old old?
Speaker 1: What like seventy five is like you're old old? When
Speaker 1: I hit sevenies? Here, you're you're, you're you're at the
Speaker 1: end of the day. And speaking to the gay men
Speaker 1: out there who are like, I'm gonna be I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hit thirty in my life's gonna be over you. You
Speaker 1: have the capacity to be so fucking hot well into
Speaker 1: your fucking sixty. Wait, have you guys seen what I
Speaker 1: posted today? My face app old face, I look like
Speaker 1: a hot bitch. I got hot, honny. If this is
Speaker 1: gonna be me, I can't wait to get old. Look
Speaker 1: at this and McKellen herself, dad, Yeah, and I will
Speaker 1: that you can see that guy on grinder and saying, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to be my son, and I'd be like, sure, pops, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd like this. Oh him and said can I be
Speaker 1: a great grandson? And he feels telling me about the
Speaker 1: Civil War. A fun twist is to be a really
Speaker 1: old man but then bring bring your your young trick
Speaker 1: over and then keep calling him daddy. Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I have that will be. Boys want to like do
Speaker 1: daddy stuff to me, and it is hard to. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I am four years older than you. I've had people
Speaker 1: like twenty seven, and it's just sort of like I've
Speaker 1: called people Daddy that are like my exact age. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just completely agree But you have to laugh. You
Speaker 1: have to. I think you have to throw back your
Speaker 1: neck and yeah, you have to. And I actually think
Speaker 1: Daddy is out and dad like long a and DoD DoD, Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, Dot DoD, I'm begging you. Let me suck
Speaker 1: your cock. Dodd looking for tonight? That's what I'm looking
Speaker 1: for tonight is a dog? Ask is there is there
Speaker 1: a T before the D? The second dog? Is it?
Speaker 1: D I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're trying to make it
Speaker 1: more fun for you. But it's just DD trying to
Speaker 1: make it all fun for you. Well, bit sorry that
Speaker 1: my reality isn't fun enough for you. T I'm bored, stupid,
Speaker 1: getting bored of dad. Choke me, Dodd, Dodd choke me
Speaker 1: dog dot, fuck me dad dog. You know where that's from.
Speaker 1: You've seen that one porn which is that you know
Speaker 1: where this is from. There's one pin where there's this
Speaker 1: young girl. He's like, fuck me dog dot. The little blond, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the little blond and I want some more. Everybody they're people,
Speaker 1: know the one I'm talking about. It's like, yes, wait,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what I mean. You're
Speaker 1: literally it's amateur and it's this couple and there's like
Speaker 1: a DOM and then like the little blonde sub and
Speaker 1: he's X or whatever, yeah busy at which I reject that,
Speaker 1: and the dad is all tatted up. Yeah, I really reject.
Speaker 1: Something that is fun. I have learned from a friend
Speaker 1: is that they're both dead. They're living in that they're
Speaker 1: living in the dom's parents house, while the like dom
Speaker 1: or sub I can't remember which one, learns to drive.
Speaker 1: How did you you're my contact? How do they know
Speaker 1: this I loves put a lot on Twitter. And then honestly,
Speaker 1: one of them learns to drive, which is very like European,
Speaker 1: like you don't need to learn. They're going to get
Speaker 1: their own cruising. And one of them is in like
Speaker 1: med school or something and the other one's learning to drive.
Speaker 1: The second is they learned how to drive the car,
Speaker 1: they're making a run for it. They're driving away from
Speaker 1: this life, from this porn hub lifestyle. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: porn title of that, this lifestyle fantasies dogged. I am
Speaker 1: so curious to see like how this all transposes, like
Speaker 1: thirty years from now, like like what culturally we like
Speaker 1: bring with us as we like age into our Like
Speaker 1: are like just like this all of this like Instagram
Speaker 1: cultural bullshit like that will die. Yeah well yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's like what does that look like for us? Like
Speaker 1: for like I'm talking about our age court, I'm sot
Speaker 1: agnostic about the future. We can never know. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be fun when instagram s Facebook and it's just like
Speaker 1: all of us old dudes there and everybody else, just
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm quoting Aaron Jackson already to people. I'm
Speaker 1: like Aaron Jackson says Instagram is designed for suburban mothers
Speaker 1: or not that it's like anything again, your kids for
Speaker 1: it and to like look at who's married. Ye, that's
Speaker 1: to show their tits. On close friends to each other.
Speaker 1: More on the close friends games, I mean they could
Speaker 1: be if they wanted. I think close No, this is
Speaker 1: I think Joe Can Booster has pointed this out. Close
Speaker 1: friends for Hatteras is totally different from uh than close gays.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the line where a close friends
Speaker 1: ends in a fence to begin. Sometimes yeah, sometimes I'll
Speaker 1: post sometimes I've seen I'll do close friends and I'll
Speaker 1: just I'm like, well, I'll save this and put it
Speaker 1: on the fence to. I don't follow everyone's fence does
Speaker 1: because sometimes it's like this is it starting us at
Speaker 1: the table of the fence to. I joined fence to
Speaker 1: culture somewhat recently, yes, and I'm a very casual user.
Speaker 1: But it is fine. I don't I don't judge it.
Speaker 1: I just like, again, I can't go deeper and I
Speaker 1: don't feel judged. I just wanted a whole I just
Speaker 1: want to tell you I did not feel judged. I
Speaker 1: feel a little judged. I love it. I follow fenceton,
Speaker 1: and I am judging when you get a fenced. I
Speaker 1: wonder because I put it all through on my regular
Speaker 1: not because I don't show you. You You can show more
Speaker 1: on the fence top. You can show your dirty hole.
Speaker 1: I don't need anyone to see my son. You don't
Speaker 1: put it, and then you don't put it all. First
Speaker 1: of all, I've only been out for six months and
Speaker 1: you have to let you're telling me your whole is
Speaker 1: clean all the time. Then I have never he's on five.
Speaker 1: I have not seen it yet. I haven't ripped out
Speaker 1: my little hand mirror mirror. But let's real, let's real talk.
Speaker 1: I tried, actually I tried doing it. I tried doing
Speaker 1: a selfie where the phone is on the floor and
Speaker 1: I spat down. It did not It looks pretty good.
Speaker 1: What was the intention was this? First to send it
Speaker 1: to a man that's just taking it to be like
Speaker 1: just to put to the portfolio. Let me send me
Speaker 1: who I like? You said, Okay, dot down out the tea.
Speaker 1: I haven't sent whole picks. That's when I drive line.
Speaker 1: I have I have sent it all. I mean, i've
Speaker 1: sent it. I would I'm comfortable saying I have sent
Speaker 1: it all except the whole. Pick Sometimes the whole is
Speaker 1: not It's like people don't want it. They want the ass,
Speaker 1: and they're like, I don't need your fucking hole. But
Speaker 1: some people are like, baby, baby, let me see the hole,
Speaker 1: Let me see that balloon knight. Oh godly, am I
Speaker 1: the proud of this crew? I wouldna say, it's so
Speaker 1: interesting that man is the most prudish one out of
Speaker 1: the out of the four of ut But you don't
Speaker 1: know what I do when the lights get turned out.
Speaker 1: You don't know exactly. I don't know when when the
Speaker 1: share show is cancer, when lights are off between thirty
Speaker 1: four and fifty nine Roger's cocko boom, boom boom, saying
Speaker 1: as I received lots of correspondence when these men who
Speaker 1: were going to go see the share Show had to
Speaker 1: make other plans and they came to hard door. Yes
Speaker 1: who you can only watch them sing Gypsies, tramps and
Speaker 1: themes on the sidewalk for so long. Someone told me
Speaker 1: recently they gave or received a hand job at the
Speaker 1: urinal out of Broadway Theater, and I was like, that's intense.
Speaker 1: He's like, these Broadway gays are horny. These yeah, just
Speaker 1: case in general are disasters, not like this show. Culture
Speaker 1: numbers in general are disaster. Which show I hope come
Speaker 1: from away what the Constitution means to me, whatever the
Speaker 1: Constitution means to be. The games that what the Constitution
Speaker 1: means to me are out of me, not even a mission.
Speaker 1: They why when they have to go Pete, They're like, sorry,
Speaker 1: no coming back in there's no intermission. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: I know what to do. I know there's a debate
Speaker 1: at the end with a child. Yeah, I love that show.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen. I just saw and it was I
Speaker 1: mostly liked it. Oh, take take it up with Heidi
Speaker 1: Shrek hussel will she's gonna poke her head and later
Speaker 1: because she forgot a water bottle, I have words with
Speaker 1: the Shrek. What's the best Broadway show ever? Ever? What was?
Speaker 1: I missed? My god? Broadway? And at a moment in time,
Speaker 1: can I tell you the listeners go watch Broadway? And
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think you know that? Right?
Speaker 1: New Fags? Something else? The New Fags that I listened
Speaker 1: to today as a throwback Sunday episode fucking three Lost Culture,
Speaker 1: the o g BE four of Us. I listened to
Speaker 1: some and you know what also you fucking new faggots
Speaker 1: don't know about is bear people. That was the first.
Speaker 1: That was the first. I have a large I have
Speaker 1: a large of that. None of you know a large.
Speaker 1: People passed that around. People were singing that all over
Speaker 1: the place, all over the place. You know, children, old people,
Speaker 1: now you know what this is? How you know that?
Speaker 1: These two, these two newest wins. Okay, these two have
Speaker 1: really been the ones to to blossom all all. You know,
Speaker 1: all the queers out there doing comedy now suck these
Speaker 1: whose peanuts is? And they're out there offering it. They
Speaker 1: already suckled our teeths the young. Can I say some actually?
Speaker 1: Can I say last night at a gay show for
Speaker 1: all people, long running show now happens about two times
Speaker 1: a year, that is correct at our current pace at
Speaker 1: the at the Bellhouse. You guys do it every now
Speaker 1: and then. Keep your eye open for that. But they
Speaker 1: opened the show with never really over, and I was
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, Wow, they got there. They did it.
Speaker 1: Sound it sounded good. It sounded really good, I would
Speaker 1: say it was. It was really kind of emotional for
Speaker 1: me to see you guys just drop in and deliver
Speaker 1: the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans. Yes, you
Speaker 1: did get on the back. You still get on the
Speaker 1: backs of two straight men. And we had them around.
Speaker 1: And Josh and I are both over six ft tall,
Speaker 1: and when we're taller than us, so we were very
Speaker 1: my train around to knock over people's drinks with my goal.
Speaker 1: They were they were thirteen year old faggots singing thirteen
Speaker 1: year old they were. They were thirteen feet tall faggets.
Speaker 1: And they were singing never really over in a beautiful harmony.
Speaker 1: And actually, I have to say, that's a great song.
Speaker 1: That is we like that one, like you don't know
Speaker 1: he does well. It is fun to make fun of
Speaker 1: because it is like the Baba O'Reilly teenage ways. It's like, damn,
Speaker 1: it's fully stolen. It's not even three notes. It's like
Speaker 1: to what isn't Yeah, they add the passing note going
Speaker 1: back up. That's the change that rather just go bump
Speaker 1: bump bump, it goes bom bomb. Whereas and Katie love her, Katie,
Speaker 1: you're listening love you. She can't really say. I think
Speaker 1: she can. I'm actually on record for saying that Katy
Speaker 1: Perry kensing, I find her voice. It's been a long
Speaker 1: time and she hasn't proved it once. I disagree with this,
Speaker 1: And wait, I'm actually gonna stop having fun for a
Speaker 1: second to say that I disagree, and everyone, I'm actually
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna stop having fun. Who do you think can?
Speaker 1: I ask you? Who do you think is a famous
Speaker 1: pop star that can't sing? Cannot sing? Not? What do
Speaker 1: you think Brittany can sing? No? Absolutely, I would say
Speaker 1: Brittney can't sing. I would say cannot sing. I would
Speaker 1: say Jennifer Lopez is able to sing but doesn't have
Speaker 1: a good voice. And I would say, um, Madonna, but
Speaker 1: I think he's got it. She's got it, that kid,
Speaker 1: she's got it. I'm gonna say Madonna has been able
Speaker 1: to sing in the past when she lets herself work
Speaker 1: on it. Do you know what actually is a song
Speaker 1: of culture? Crazy and you know it true? Yeah? Why
Speaker 1: do they pick that? I think that's higher than the original?
Speaker 1: This this key to any room. The first time I
Speaker 1: say the door knocks down, it doesn't just open, it
Speaker 1: knocks down in front of me. I say this key, Now,
Speaker 1: Katie is really Katie gave us Mary and Williamson mainstream
Speaker 1: before Mary and Williamson. Did you see her tweet about it,
Speaker 1: she said, not gonna lie, but I sound like Mary
Speaker 1: and Williams. When I've had a couple of glasses of red,
Speaker 1: she says, when I have a couple of white. Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: did you hear me like these super predators need to
Speaker 1: go to prison? Yes? And thank you for speaking political
Speaker 1: truth on the Podank you finally let's talk politics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's talk politics. I have been waiting for us facts
Speaker 1: to start talking about politics. Now go around and say
Speaker 1: who you're supporting? Okay, cold play for me? When I
Speaker 1: first heard parachutes, Oh, I knew culture was for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my my favorite song of the of the debates
Speaker 1: was fix You. I'm supporting Warren at the present, I'm
Speaker 1: supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Which I
Speaker 1: donated fifty dollars to Elizabeth Warren And after the Call
Speaker 1: to Action, after I clicked, they said would you like
Speaker 1: to leave a tip which is L O L. But
Speaker 1: then I was likely I think it goes directly to
Speaker 1: the campaign, because I said yes, I'll do so. I
Speaker 1: ended up doing sixty, um sixty dollars. Thank you. Let
Speaker 1: me be the first hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: us how many hundreds you're I'm not gonna say how
Speaker 1: much over Warren right now? No, I'm not Kamala over Warren.
Speaker 1: I've just like I happened to have sent would you
Speaker 1: love a joint ticket? I actually would actually, and they've
Speaker 1: faminally taken a self witch who is which? Who is which?
Speaker 1: On your ticket? I saying for me to say, I
Speaker 1: don't care, but I would rather see Kamala debate Trump.
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry, I do think I've said this a
Speaker 1: thousand times too. It would just be fun of somebody
Speaker 1: young debated Trump, doesn't matter who, just because you could
Speaker 1: truly roll your eyes and be like Grandpa. Can I say?
Speaker 1: Can I throw this out there? Though? And I'm counting
Speaker 1: Kamala as young? I count I count them all as young.
Speaker 1: If they're not seventy, they're not Famously, it's not saying it.
Speaker 1: Kamala just turned twenty five. Time to sign her up
Speaker 1: for a few years. Wait. I think someone got into
Speaker 1: my d MS and was like, hey, are you guys
Speaker 1: supporting Buddha Judge talking about you guys? Me and you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like I was like, I was like
Speaker 1: we support him, but not with our money. And that's
Speaker 1: when I said, I was like, I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: supporting two candidates with my money right now, and he
Speaker 1: is not one of for the narrative. But I but
Speaker 1: I do like people to judge. But but I think,
Speaker 1: not my not my number one. I guess I've supported
Speaker 1: four king and it's with my money. Can I guess
Speaker 1: Ernie Elizabeth two for two so far? It's because we're
Speaker 1: talking about a real democratic socialist here in Joshua. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Laugh, well, there's one you're missing
Speaker 1: and the other it's not because there is I Telsey
Speaker 1: Faget Bernie, I can't this game's baring who Julian Kastroll
Speaker 1: stupid white fuck. And then I did give Kamala some
Speaker 1: money as well, very little. I actually thought that I
Speaker 1: bought the Kamala Harris t shirt that says and that one.
Speaker 1: I don't actually love Kamala, but I will get behind
Speaker 1: her if she becomes the option. Well sure, I would
Speaker 1: say this. I think it would be very very Um
Speaker 1: We're gonna crack the Cathartic to watch Buddha Judge VP debate,
Speaker 1: Mike Pence TV and really, what's what's most important for me?
Speaker 1: And you know who's literally a steamed clam right now
Speaker 1: listening to this is jilk and Booster because he doesn't
Speaker 1: he's not on board this. He's a steam second year.
Speaker 1: Here's these four voices, Honey, every last one of the
Speaker 1: pods talk about talk about sending whole picks, talk about
Speaker 1: the holes. Don't even have that k hole picks. So brother, brother,
Speaker 1: oh brother, But I think I think it would be
Speaker 1: I think the best debates would be Kamala Vi, Trump
Speaker 1: and Buddha Judge. Now I have an idea. Okay, is
Speaker 1: it a game? This is not a game. But you jewel,
Speaker 1: my jewel, jewel, not the j uu my gemstone encrusted
Speaker 1: in a ring. I love say your idea, bitch, I
Speaker 1: want to start a live panel show in New York City,
Speaker 1: Darling with all the queers city. But Josh, very smartly,
Speaker 1: was like, because I pitched this idea to Josh and
Speaker 1: Aaron one time on top of the standard hotel at Labanee,
Speaker 1: she was a bar said, what are y'all talking about?
Speaker 1: Is that a panel show? Honey? Just over iconic stunning
Speaker 1: women drowned iconic, that aoc was at a Susan barched party.
Speaker 1: Which one was she She was at some Susane BArch
Speaker 1: party and it was like they took a selfie together
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is incredible. Could you imagine
Speaker 1: a fucking politician at a Susan BArch party. Well, she
Speaker 1: used to be a waitress and drink the bartender. There's
Speaker 1: a huge difference. I can't imagine imagine Pete. I just
Speaker 1: want to quickly say that boot edge edge thing that
Speaker 1: is going around and everyone has the star, that is
Speaker 1: a Peter Kelly joke. What do you mean Peter Kelly
Speaker 1: did that? He put it on a bottle of poppers
Speaker 1: and was like he's campaign campaign did that and then
Speaker 1: Peter no, no, he did no, No, no, you're wrong,
Speaker 1: up the receipt. Peter's joke was to put the document.
Speaker 1: Did no, I'm sorry, you're wrong. No, you're wrong. I
Speaker 1: have these documents. Is the new I have to see
Speaker 1: these documents, claim these documents. Otherwise I've got a notary
Speaker 1: on a leash. Honey, contain my my bad contains nunnarized
Speaker 1: documents that say and claim otherwise myself will notarize anything
Speaker 1: for sir. You know that line in Hamlet, Get thee
Speaker 1: to a nunnery, Get thee to a notary, And that
Speaker 1: was Peter Kelly wrote that first Nash Shakespeare. Wait, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, you were about to say something great
Speaker 1: idea I had. Well, you were like, it has to
Speaker 1: be It can't be like a plane panel show with
Speaker 1: no extra layer on top. It has to be a
Speaker 1: take on a panel shop. That's what I thought. I
Speaker 1: think it should be a panel show about current events
Speaker 1: and baby we get into are we going to need
Speaker 1: to bring a Republican in? Absolutely fine? Who could we have?
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not invited, and do not take that
Speaker 1: out because he sucks wild? Actually don't not on Twitter,
Speaker 1: so I don't always know who's really like. I'm unclear
Speaker 1: about at all. What is his deal? Is he a
Speaker 1: gay Republican? Republican though, but during the whole skank Fest
Speaker 1: fiasco he was like people who then you it was unintelligible.
Speaker 1: I read his tweet says like, Okay, this doesn't even
Speaker 1: this is not registering to me as like my I
Speaker 1: like Twitter better than Instagram generally, But the one thing
Speaker 1: I do like about Instagram is like when the skank
Speaker 1: fest thing happens like you can't really like put your
Speaker 1: take or your thought on Instagram. You can when it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this tragedy happens and people post a picture, but like, sure,
Speaker 1: Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs to get canceled.
Speaker 1: It's very hard for me to be tolerant of Republicans.
Speaker 1: Is that insane for me to say, like, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's just like and you know when you know, like
Speaker 1: this whole thing of like back in the day when
Speaker 1: we used to have a civil conversation, you know that's
Speaker 1: because we were too afraid to say anything, right. You
Speaker 1: know that we were able to quote have a civil
Speaker 1: conversation because literally society was on your side because this
Speaker 1: is the time when gay people had no voice and
Speaker 1: people of color had no voice. That's why you were
Speaker 1: able to have a quote unquote civil conversation. That's what
Speaker 1: you miss is us not saying anything. Okay, Rogers in
Speaker 1: the VP debate, now, I think Rogers Rogers vps just understand.
Speaker 1: Is that incorrect. They tied it to like identity politics
Speaker 1: to like Republicans, like Republicans are believed this and like
Speaker 1: which changed in like the seventies, Like Republicans is gonna
Speaker 1: be tied to religion and so that that that's because
Speaker 1: it becomes a lot harder to have a conversation free stonewall.
Speaker 1: It was like the homophile organizations were like some of
Speaker 1: them like mannicking society, managing society was like we should
Speaker 1: be don't hold hands, and like we gotta like we
Speaker 1: should be white. Yeah, no, it was like we gotta
Speaker 1: bring like these people these like these people in Psychio
Speaker 1: trey on on our side, which on the like was
Speaker 1: sort of does make a point, makes a point, but
Speaker 1: all shouldn't have to exactly. But then like other activist
Speaker 1: scripts were like, no, that's stupid. We have to like
Speaker 1: make noise and be I guess I'm not even talking
Speaker 1: about gay Republicans like whatever that is, Like I hope
Speaker 1: you're getting searching for their um. I guess it's just
Speaker 1: like this thing of like like I do watch the
Speaker 1: View each day and Megan Megan McCain is constantly on
Speaker 1: her on her ship about how like you know, traditional
Speaker 1: Republicanism quote unquote is dying, and it's like, well it's
Speaker 1: dying because everyone figured out like you didn't speak for
Speaker 1: anyone but yourself, like it's and that's I think why
Speaker 1: it's dead, like they say, like you know, no one
Speaker 1: wants they Someone asked her like would you ever run
Speaker 1: for office? And following your father's footsteps, and she was like, well,
Speaker 1: my type of Republicanism isn't popular, and like she kind
Speaker 1: of went on about that, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think that maybe this isn't popular
Speaker 1: because the people that you've been taking advantage of for
Speaker 1: this long? I have now figured out that that's the case.
Speaker 1: Like Paul Ryan coming out the other day and saying like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Trump's an idiot. We knew all along. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so literally you were putting politics for anything else and
Speaker 1: like putting us in danger with an idiot at at
Speaker 1: the head of the country because why it's furthered your
Speaker 1: political agenda. That he was a fucking vile before any
Speaker 1: of that true, but it's just like full and rand
Speaker 1: eat the port right Nazi. He's just as bad. So
Speaker 1: it's like and then I guess that's my first sextibility
Speaker 1: politics of what's bad about them, where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just like say things in a certain way that
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound as bad. It's easier to be like
Speaker 1: Trumps fucking idiots popping off all this idiocy where it's
Speaker 1: like he's like learned enough that we're like it's civil
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, he's been a fucking full slime
Speaker 1: since day one. But how can you wonder why that's
Speaker 1: disappearing now? Do you hear yourself talk like it's just
Speaker 1: mind bobbing to me? And we got into politics and
Speaker 1: we stopped having fun. Actually, actually, I actually was still
Speaker 1: having fun the whole time. It's really fun for me
Speaker 1: to be politically engaged. And that's why I'm running. I'm
Speaker 1: the Democrats to announce. There was a minute in my
Speaker 1: head where I thought about running for Congress on Long Islands.
Speaker 1: When when what these came out of the closet y
Speaker 1: the terms right on the class terms. I was like
Speaker 1: AOC inspired inspired me to run. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not even should I come out for gotten? You would
Speaker 1: you win for office? We need more stars to run stars,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we need more stars like Trump. It's
Speaker 1: going great. Actually there's been a deficit of stars. We
Speaker 1: need more stars. What would be your biggest issue? You think, Oh,
Speaker 1: we were coming to Orlando, bitch, that's where you need
Speaker 1: to run. Yeah, you would be two. Well, I would
Speaker 1: win anywhere I ran. Well, we all agree on that, Starney,
Speaker 1: I could win in Topeka. Done, I can win. What
Speaker 1: would I run on? I think I would run on Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I would run on the town before the trail.
Speaker 1: I would run on Mary and Williamson's exact say, just
Speaker 1: lip sync. I just lip sync Marion Williamson the whole time,
Speaker 1: like some queens out there, no listen um. Politics are exhausting.
Speaker 1: Let's talk more about cold Play. I wasxed. I liked
Speaker 1: the X and way was my entry point because I
Speaker 1: missed the whole rush of Blood to the Head was there.
Speaker 1: It was that their debut album Rush No Parachute Swear.
Speaker 1: Remember when remember when white dudes were just coming out
Speaker 1: calling them the greatest band in the unit and they
Speaker 1: can exc that like justin Timberlake. I remember like announced
Speaker 1: them at a show. He was like, the best band
Speaker 1: in the world, cold Play. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: for some reason, as a child watching that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so I guess that's true. Yeah, absolutely, child um. Also,
Speaker 1: I mean again, not an interesting take, but they were
Speaker 1: like they were after Radiohead, who does exactly what they
Speaker 1: do but better. So it's like so interesting. It was
Speaker 1: it was you too too. It's like this is the
Speaker 1: the next YouTube, the next three? Do you have that?
Speaker 1: And then they became let's go around the room. Would
Speaker 1: you fuck Chris Martin? Yes, Chris Martin is the lead singer. Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like yes, I wouldn't be like a
Speaker 1: DoD DoD to use the Michelin rating. Playing a trip
Speaker 1: around here? Yeah, I learned that the star just n
Speaker 1: one star is um worth a stop. So okay, can
Speaker 1: I ask your question? How do you even get one star?
Speaker 1: You have to be pretty good? Yeah, yeah, you have
Speaker 1: to be very you have to be really fancil. You
Speaker 1: have accumulate stars, so you get you get one, and
Speaker 1: you get more and more and more until you can
Speaker 1: drop him. Honey, the Bresly in April. That's tragic. First
Speaker 1: time she hasn't been Michelin start since two thoustaurants have
Speaker 1: them clear, it's like an honor to get one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so one star is worth a stop, two stars is
Speaker 1: worth a detour, and three stars is worth a special trip.
Speaker 1: How about that? That's so gay. That's why I said
Speaker 1: Markuscus and star by my ass, three baby my cockat it.
Speaker 1: But if you but if you're buying a ticket, it
Speaker 1: better be for my ass. Michelin, the grand dom herself
Speaker 1: four than three, and you can get more than three,
Speaker 1: but like, no, I don't know that you can. I
Speaker 1: thought three was you know miss Katy Perry and Buen
Speaker 1: Eppetite has a lyric that says, I'm a five dom, Michelin,
Speaker 1: you definitely can't get five, And maybe I think there
Speaker 1: is tricking us. Well, then what is for? If three
Speaker 1: is a trip is for like go to another planet?
Speaker 1: For as like for as I book your ticket, bitch,
Speaker 1: why as sleep three is like we're going to use
Speaker 1: the point? Yeah, okay, the point honey, credit card honey, honey,
Speaker 1: Honey used the point. Honey used the points, and he
Speaker 1: used the point. I think this is a great time
Speaker 1: speaking of travel, talk about saying the trip that we up. Now,
Speaker 1: let's plan this. I'm actually gonna throw this Upay, Orlando,
Speaker 1: We're going to Orlando August. We come back that day.
Speaker 1: But still Davis coming on August nine to join us?
Speaker 1: You want to come? Yeah, let me think about this one.
Speaker 1: Maybe travel. I don't have anything. I think it'll be
Speaker 1: fun for us all to go That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I didn't definitely definitely didn't need the attitude. I don't
Speaker 1: didn't send giving it. I definitely didn't need that. I'm
Speaker 1: shocked and appalled. I was thinking something more in the fall, okay,
Speaker 1: an autumnal Do you want to go like upstate and
Speaker 1: see leaves? Or do you want to get on a
Speaker 1: damn plane? Or you can take a plane upstatehood? Actually,
Speaker 1: you know it'll be fun. What Montreal? I love Montreal
Speaker 1: and I haven't been in a long time. This bitch
Speaker 1: is going in July and then for the party. Maybe
Speaker 1: it'll feel to you when I went to Montreal like
Speaker 1: seven years ago. Maybe it's the only time I've had
Speaker 1: like a And I know this isn't real, but the
Speaker 1: like sex with a straight guy where I met this
Speaker 1: guy at the gay club who was French and was like,
Speaker 1: I'm here for the sum of my girlfriend is in France.
Speaker 1: As she said, I could do whatever I want to
Speaker 1: go home with him? How was he but what he said?
Speaker 1: Say what he said? He wanted to suck your cock
Speaker 1: to know what his girlfriend. Yeah, like that, and I
Speaker 1: want to, you know, suck a to know how my
Speaker 1: girlfriend fused empathetic of him. Absolutely, Oh yes, I'm hetero
Speaker 1: more like hero hetero, more like hetero, more like he heero,
Speaker 1: drop the tea, drop the tin that fun? I would
Speaker 1: But would would that be too close to your last
Speaker 1: Montreal trip? That I would like to go somewhere we
Speaker 1: all can experience new, interesting somewhere. None of us have
Speaker 1: visit it. I haven't done. Any of you done like
Speaker 1: or Mexico done Mexico. What if we went to Europe?
Speaker 1: I would do Europe? But what if we went to Europe?
Speaker 1: I would do it? What if you want to him?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Should we go for World Pride next
Speaker 1: few year's even an Amsterdam? I will say being in
Speaker 1: New York was the most fun I've had it Pride.
Speaker 1: It was because of World Pride, but some of it
Speaker 1: definitely was where it felt like it was just more
Speaker 1: of an event and a lot more things going on,
Speaker 1: and I engaged with it a lot of the open
Speaker 1: now afterwards called it the best Pride ever. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: So you gotta get Damn Thai Sunderland on this pod
Speaker 1: with her yesterday and yeah, well he said he reach out.
Speaker 1: He had deemed me earlier saying you guys said. It
Speaker 1: was a little like, I don't know what would I say,
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, he'd be great. Talk about
Speaker 1: Kim Petrish k Pash. I would um, But yes, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say this seems interested in the World Pride
Speaker 1: for New York this year was interesting because my the
Speaker 1: narrative I kept sort of drumming up in my head
Speaker 1: was it's gonna be's gonna be awful. It's gonna awful. Yes,
Speaker 1: this very Joseph Campbell. I was just like, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be so bad. It's gonna be so crowded, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be terrible. But then yeah, I was so surprised
Speaker 1: when he looked like the city rose to the challenge
Speaker 1: and it did any more crowded than any other Pride.
Speaker 1: It felt like because they knew it was World Pride,
Speaker 1: they like planned better. Yeah. It's like, can I just
Speaker 1: thank the police? Can I secondly thank the corporations because
Speaker 1: each and every one of them helped us. They have
Speaker 1: our you know, Bank has your back, faggot, And I
Speaker 1: hope to God that had a great fucking time at
Speaker 1: World Pride. Him I met him, wants the cluster Fester
Speaker 1: to be a lovely. N's very funny. He's very he's
Speaker 1: very funny. He's very funny, but like he just has
Speaker 1: shitty opinions. And I can say that and he can
Speaker 1: come and murder me if he wants. Probably do Super
Speaker 1: Smash Brothers um Fag edition and you guys can fight.
Speaker 1: World Pride is great. IM six minutes, two hours and
Speaker 1: love to Amsterdam next your I would do. I would
Speaker 1: do Berlin with the gays in the phone. That would
Speaker 1: not be new for me, but I would love prop
Speaker 1: from Rag was somewhere new for all of us. But
Speaker 1: I'm saying I love Berlin so much. I would happily go. Also,
Speaker 1: maybe we'd say Berlin until next year and make it
Speaker 1: like a late spring, early summer, like some nice weather,
Speaker 1: because it is cold there. What if the Fags went
Speaker 1: to Nolans I've never been. We went every year for
Speaker 1: that's when the weather will be. We should this past
Speaker 1: hurricane season and it won't be fun. I would totally
Speaker 1: love to do that. Let's do that after. Let's pick
Speaker 1: a weekend. Let's go for Halloween. It would be crazy.
Speaker 1: There's much the most fun parade Everest. I love to
Speaker 1: travel in October. I love so it's settled. I've been
Speaker 1: wanting to do that for I think honestly, during this
Speaker 1: out there it sounds crazy cuckoo Vegas with the fags
Speaker 1: would be very I don't want to go back to
Speaker 1: tell you something. Literally, before I said New Orleans, I
Speaker 1: almost said Vegas, and then I was like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: why would anyone Vegas? I'll never get I'm actually going
Speaker 1: to Vegas. So small mind, open minded. I have experience,
Speaker 1: I have been there, and I said, no, thanks many, David, David,
Speaker 1: did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing
Speaker 1: game show in Vegas where we're doing it on during
Speaker 1: this festival. We're doing it on September. Do you see
Speaker 1: festival is skank Fest Vegas. I've seen Maggie Rogers in
Speaker 1: l A on September September twenty. I'm in Vegas doing
Speaker 1: game show in September one. We have our show at
Speaker 1: the Belt. You've got to get for a woman who
Speaker 1: gets it, and who gets it more than say, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm putting a pin in it. We're
Speaker 1: going to New Orleans for help. Pin drop pin, That's
Speaker 1: what you say. Whenever whenever lift pick up New York,
Speaker 1: lift drop off les Alligator, get a alley and ninety
Speaker 1: nine now get her alley and that's why you trop
Speaker 1: me off. Langon Kingsley. Kingsley talks about how she went
Speaker 1: on a tour of a plantation and the person kept
Speaker 1: saying the servants, and Langon kept big like you mean slaves,
Speaker 1: Like the whole tour are you talking? Is icon? Langon
Speaker 1: is an icon? And you know how you're an icon?
Speaker 1: Like she is the only person who is Langon Queen,
Speaker 1: and that's our number one Queen's fair to say number one?
Speaker 1: What is it home Taco in l A. What is
Speaker 1: it called home state? The taco place. We're sitting there
Speaker 1: meeting lang In there, Langon comes up in head to
Speaker 1: toe like I'm talking floppy hat. I was thinking to
Speaker 1: the all white flowing like. She's like, hey, Diane Keaton,
Speaker 1: Dan Keaton on a safari. This is what she looked
Speaker 1: a It was too good. She had. She had all
Speaker 1: those hair clips, her hair clips all over. She's like,
Speaker 1: in case you didn't tie my hair, was like, what
Speaker 1: is this look? I don't know. It's great. She's the
Speaker 1: one and only. She has to guard her very porcelain
Speaker 1: skin from the sun. Yeah, you know, she writes for
Speaker 1: the goldbergs Now, she's a Goldberg. She's rich as hell,
Speaker 1: gonna buy me a boat. She's rich. Hey, if she
Speaker 1: ain't given Kamala fifty dollars and a ten dollar tip,
Speaker 1: then she can get gone. She's gonna buy She's gonna
Speaker 1: buy me a boat for me and my husband. He
Speaker 1: goes when he says, my Goldberg, buney and buy me
Speaker 1: a boat. My husband, He say, husband, I'm giving Hick
Speaker 1: and Looper moneyoper. My husband calls Hick and Looper butterfly man.
Speaker 1: Because flap, flap flap. What's the orientation of pink panther? Okay,
Speaker 1: actually not a sexuality but metrosexual straight addresses a little Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're obsessed with making this question difference? You are, You're
Speaker 1: obsessed without answering this questioning a bad episode. That sucks
Speaker 1: of you to say it too, having a bad episode,
Speaker 1: I think not my fault. Wait wait, wait, let's let's
Speaker 1: dive into this. Let's dive into this. But when how
Speaker 1: do you think we can turn this around for you?
Speaker 1: I think it's already. I think it's already like this
Speaker 1: is the reality. The producers are like, we need the narrative.
Speaker 1: We know Bowen wins in the end. You know, like,
Speaker 1: so what do you World of Wonders rooting for you? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, should we all, like, I'm not kidding, tomorrow
Speaker 1: start drag and try it all get on season. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not kidding, let's all start track tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I've got a bet we all start
Speaker 1: track tomorrow. The last one of us to get on
Speaker 1: drag Race bottoms for the ost in a gag bag
Speaker 1: on World of Wonder until three of us get on
Speaker 1: and one does not, and then that one has to
Speaker 1: spread their thousands of dollars and the other three will
Speaker 1: skip a stop on work the World to come and
Speaker 1: suck their little hole. Honestly, I think, you know we
Speaker 1: all win. I like it. I do think. I do
Speaker 1: think if we got on drag Ras, we'd be the
Speaker 1: top four. I'm not for sure, not one of us,
Speaker 1: not one real queen or so of the skill. Well
Speaker 1: Bone can lip sync, only he's not the only one.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden uploads a couple of mids, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he's the lip sync and queen
Speaker 1: one word slof one word. Tina Burner burner. I want
Speaker 1: to head to let us um god, that's true, make
Speaker 1: fun interesting yourself, anti tim dealing, but so pro head,
Speaker 1: I say it a lot of the same ship deals.
Speaker 1: Just queen, He's like, it's puto rican wrappy like like.
Speaker 1: But she's so fund to let us call me a fag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, hit you too. She saw these red nails
Speaker 1: on me and they were chipped. She said, what are
Speaker 1: your nails painted? Even fingering a clown? She's terrible, drag queen,
Speaker 1: you even fingering a clown? Kids? All these kids? Are
Speaker 1: you rotten? Your rotten kids? We were in Palm Springs
Speaker 1: and we were ragged. The thing about Palm Springs is
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of like name names, older older
Speaker 1: game men retired and the name Stewart, Richard, sim Donovan
Speaker 1: do anyway, So we're walking by these um this group
Speaker 1: of this group of men to get to our table.
Speaker 1: When when our table was called, and this one gay
Speaker 1: man looks at me, looks up and down, turns to
Speaker 1: his friend, rolls in eyes and says, come on, what
Speaker 1: do you think that was? We wanted to? He likes
Speaker 1: your rocking bod. He's like, come on, this hottie what
Speaker 1: you were wearing or what was going on in there?
Speaker 1: A nice white printed shirt was very crisp, short sleeves.
Speaker 1: He looked very he looked very sort of that aesthetic
Speaker 1: pump spring that's actually not sure. I wore like a
Speaker 1: butterscotch polo that was that was tucked into my Yes,
Speaker 1: I did remember what I wore. Or maybe okay, maybe
Speaker 1: he works in the Hollywood and he was saying to
Speaker 1: his friends, come on, I can't believe he's here and
Speaker 1: not working, because this kid is so talented, and I'm
Speaker 1: a fan of the past. That's what I wanted it
Speaker 1: to get across with my talent. Come on on, this
Speaker 1: talent kid here, he's not in the studio, should be filming.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Or maybe he's maybe he's friends
Speaker 1: with your mom. Maybe maybe he's friends with your mom
Speaker 1: and he knows you just came out six weeks ago
Speaker 1: and you're already in Pump Springs. He's like, come on,
Speaker 1: what is going on over gas? That was what it
Speaker 1: was before, That's what it was. This is this act.
Speaker 1: Matt was a hidden Palm Springs with the Martini Mike
Speaker 1: and and I walk into the spaces and I'm fucking
Speaker 1: in Viz and I and that's and that was a
Speaker 1: sobering reminder. And I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: still have a long way to go before people see me,
Speaker 1: and I better make a big splash New Orleans. What
Speaker 1: were you wearing? Man? I was I truly looked perfectly average.
Speaker 1: It was great, and I was eating a lot and
Speaker 1: it was like we were having a really good time.
Speaker 1: I was putting food first. Good good pool. I saw
Speaker 1: a lot of pool. We kind of really good time.
Speaker 1: I actually, I'm sorry. I'm gonna say something controversial more
Speaker 1: than let's get into it's very long island. Well, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why. I prefer a pool culture to be
Speaker 1: each culture culture culture ever ever talk to me again.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be weird per the rest of a podcast.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird for the rest of it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I feel I feel I
Speaker 1: feel you traded. You have to admit Fire Island as
Speaker 1: a pool culture, though, sure, I have to, you have to.
Speaker 1: What do you mean infiltrated? I feel that Fire Island
Speaker 1: is like a culture that's like, honestly, it's like it's
Speaker 1: it's like stormtroopers. Well, here's I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know what empire white, you don't
Speaker 1: know what. It's all white stormtroopers, that's what. Here's what.
Speaker 1: Here's okay, here's Here's what I think it is good
Speaker 1: at Laser Gun is that in Palm Spring legal Palm Springs,
Speaker 1: you can just get just sequester yourself, don't You don't
Speaker 1: have to be seen. You go outside to get dinner,
Speaker 1: and that's like the moment you're like, oh yes, society,
Speaker 1: the rabble, the gentry, and then the proletariatarium. But in
Speaker 1: Fire Island, it's like everyone's just you're you're always sort
Speaker 1: of coming out its Palm Springs over Fire Island. I'm
Speaker 1: a Fire Island. Well, here's the thing with Fire Island.
Speaker 1: Fire Island is like anyone can fucking come over and
Speaker 1: you can't tell them to leave. Whereas it's like Palm Springs,
Speaker 1: it's like you're in your house with your people. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't want to drop in. You're a capitalist, you
Speaker 1: want property rights. Already said property rights. I think Fire
Speaker 1: Island is like summer camp, and that can be like
Speaker 1: with all the pros and cons, Y're like exhausted. I
Speaker 1: don't there are cons to Fire Island. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is
Speaker 1: theoretically anyone could just walk into your house at night
Speaker 1: and kill you. But they can do that in any house. Well,
Speaker 1: in Pump Springs, it's like there it's all very far
Speaker 1: and spread out, and it's it's more likely to happen
Speaker 1: in Pump Springs. I think. Yes. When I was just
Speaker 1: in Lea to Springs, they had I had to call
Speaker 1: the like Airbnb property manager journeys like because I couldn't
Speaker 1: get in the house. He's like, oh, sorry, we're changing
Speaker 1: the locks every day because there's so many robberies in
Speaker 1: the name. I think Island is a place that it's
Speaker 1: like you would It's the reason the culture is so
Speaker 1: open and freeze, because like you would never do anything there,
Speaker 1: because then you're trapped on an island waiting for the
Speaker 1: next ferry, like you wouldn't get away with the Pump
Speaker 1: Springs is like suburban. Yeah, you can drive and go anywhere.
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, I think I'm shockingly. I think
Speaker 1: it's a well, it's an interesting you would think that
Speaker 1: I I would be Pump Springs and that would be
Speaker 1: pro Fire Island. And why would you think that Long
Speaker 1: Island's island geographic distance and not culture, because I think
Speaker 1: Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long Island culture, and
Speaker 1: I see the pump Springs is somewhat closer to I thought.
Speaker 1: Before I went to Fire Island, I thought I had
Speaker 1: the opinion that I think a lot of people have
Speaker 1: about it, that it would freak me out, and that
Speaker 1: it would make me anxious, and that it But I thought,
Speaker 1: I think it's very fun and lovely, white and white.
Speaker 1: It'll make a chance, it will make you as anxious
Speaker 1: as you let it. Just choose your own adventure. And
Speaker 1: you're getting anxious. What I've been on Fireland and never
Speaker 1: had sex with anybody on it, and it didn't bother me.
Speaker 1: You don't have to have sex. You don't have to
Speaker 1: and the time for you. In the ramble I said,
Speaker 1: ad sex with anybody. You're not a person to You're
Speaker 1: a whole boy. Whole boy. Tell me again, dog, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is a this is a survey by a hunter. Harris.
Speaker 1: You're the prompt is you're the options are a wizard,
Speaker 1: Harry or Claire Foy and first man a bunch of boys.
Speaker 1: I'm you're a bunch of boys. I haven't seen Claire,
Speaker 1: but there's a clip from the trailer where she goes,
Speaker 1: you're a bunch of boys and they're just like laying
Speaker 1: on that American accent. I'm wizard Harry, but I wish
Speaker 1: I was a bunch of boys. That's a goal I have.
Speaker 1: Can be whatever you want to know, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: I know what I am now, and I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I'm yeah. I think you two are your wizard Harry
Speaker 1: and we're you're a bunch of boys. As someone who
Speaker 1: doesn't like the island, I am You're a bunch of boys.
Speaker 1: You say you don't even like it, not even this
Speaker 1: trip is going to change your mind. I bet because
Speaker 1: you haven't been in like a year, right, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be. You're gonna Can I tell you
Speaker 1: what it is? It's not even it's not even a
Speaker 1: culture thing. It is a I don't like to be
Speaker 1: sandy girl. Don't go to the sand? Hello? Why why
Speaker 1: keep rubbing your like? Can I speak? Can I speak? Forever?
Speaker 1: Hold your piece? I'd rather like I don't like when
Speaker 1: I get out of the bed und every scorpions, dear, dear,
Speaker 1: divorce scorpion with scorpions deer and the handheld Dyson, Darling,
Speaker 1: it's not suck up the sand, my scorpion, husband, He say,
Speaker 1: bring the handheld Dicon, bitch. Yes, honey, shark can have
Speaker 1: a guitar. Whatever I can do and think whatever I
Speaker 1: want every time. Yes, Yes, it's funny. We're gonna leave
Speaker 1: his name. Who are we been talking about? You? Very
Speaker 1: clear named yar, always heard Harry. I think I think
Speaker 1: I will do the bleeping. Is that okay? I'm a yeah, great,
Speaker 1: we got an affirmative from Emma. I think that makes
Speaker 1: them more interesting. And this thing is exciting, it's exciting.
Speaker 1: I think you should bleep out every proper now and
Speaker 1: can't wait for this to be hoisted onto my plate.
Speaker 1: When I get tons of d ms, who are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Who are you talking about? Everyone? Because they
Speaker 1: know privilege? I've never once gotten what privilege? Privilege? What privilege?
Speaker 1: What privilege? No? Every true that people go in your
Speaker 1: ms more, that's not true. No, I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: I constantly whenever I get d ms that are like,
Speaker 1: what were you guys talking about? What's this? What's this?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. It does no I get this,
Speaker 1: D m the time to here. Here's the thing. If
Speaker 1: you want to find out who this person is, just
Speaker 1: DM me and I'll tell you there. Don't d don't
Speaker 1: talk to me. Don't DM Matt never D Matt again.
Speaker 1: Come up in person if I come support the dolls,
Speaker 1: let's do come in person. Time the girls tip the girls.
Speaker 1: I think it's time for I don't think this segment
Speaker 1: segments is our segment that we do. That is our
Speaker 1: one minute to rant on something in culture that we
Speaker 1: do not like or find a distasteful or even hate.
Speaker 1: And looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is
Speaker 1: going to be. I've got one that's gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: it's gonna break the world. It's so good, my god, wow, wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, this is um I've got one. You want
Speaker 1: to go first, you go first. I can go first.
Speaker 1: Here you go. This is gonna be Bowen Yang's. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, this time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Electric fans, darling, you want to talk
Speaker 1: about recycled air Bitchard perpetrator number one, not honey, you're
Speaker 1: just taking air and making it move around and oscillate
Speaker 1: in little waves. I see you. That is That is
Speaker 1: not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch. If
Speaker 1: you want to if you want it process air, you
Speaker 1: better make it come out colder, bitch. I need you
Speaker 1: to be blasting in my face and all my little holes, cold, cold, cold, honey.
Speaker 1: If it's a fan, sure, it's just a lot of air,
Speaker 1: break it down, take your time to take you and moreover.
Speaker 1: I don't see what the purpose is fifteen seconds. The
Speaker 1: ceilings are just good for you know, for cats to
Speaker 1: just look at something, for children to be you know, transfixed.
Speaker 1: It's a distraction in this medi alienscape. We don't need distractions.
Speaker 1: We need to be talking about the thing itself, and
Speaker 1: the thing itself is air conditioning pins for your rebuttal,
Speaker 1: this braggard shouldn't be talking pens. Interesting. I do a
Speaker 1: really good pen. He's a little southern Hello, Lauren, excuse me, Lauren?
Speaker 1: Are you listening? Lauren? Hello, Lauren, get me to Montreal. Um,
Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think someone that's happening.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait wait do you have it? Um?
Speaker 1: I had it for a second um oh, yes, yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so. It's time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so. Honey, Loranges, okay, and
Speaker 1: this is what you get when it's in between a
Speaker 1: lemon and orange. It's a big lemon, it's a small orange.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think. Lorenges. You can't put them in
Speaker 1: a fucking drink by because when you get cut into it, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: it has the toughness of a lemon skin and the
Speaker 1: mass of an orange fruit, so you have a very large,
Speaker 1: hard skin, so it's hard to get into. Often if
Speaker 1: you put your orange peel is a goddamn cocktail, honey,
Speaker 1: you will find that it doesn't taste as good as
Speaker 1: it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange. Bitch.
Speaker 1: There are is a orange tree in the backyard of
Speaker 1: Greta Titleman, and those things actually look good. But the
Speaker 1: problem with that is they look good and then you
Speaker 1: go to taste them, honey, and they taste mess. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey, oranges, decide what you are. You
Speaker 1: can either be one or two things, orange or a lemon.
Speaker 1: There are only two of these things. That's the binary
Speaker 1: and oranges welcome to the stage. Lorenges, that's what you know.
Speaker 1: Oranges one, that's not what they're called. I believe there's
Speaker 1: so many damn hybred fruits out there you can't even
Speaker 1: can't keep tracking, can't off the hybrid. I'm half fag,
Speaker 1: half horse. Lauren a cent whore. That's a good pun, Oh,
Speaker 1: it says record producer Laurent. Yeah, because it's a person.
Speaker 1: Do these wait? Do these not exist? Wait? What? Wait?
Speaker 1: What fruit? Do you think? They're just bad lemons? Are
Speaker 1: bad oranges? Maybe they're called orangem's Wait, oranges? These don't exist?
Speaker 1: Disn't gred his back yard? No, wonder it, Larenge, it's
Speaker 1: like a large lemon that's like half an orange, probably
Speaker 1: eating damn rocks. You're probably eating damn rocks. Wait do
Speaker 1: these not? Are these not real? I had not heard
Speaker 1: of them, but there had a lot of weird hybrid fruits,
Speaker 1: especially all right, so I don't think the only hybrid fruits.
Speaker 1: Then you're confusing my oranges, Larenge, slide into the d
Speaker 1: m s. Are loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into
Speaker 1: the lawranges? Every time he says lawrenches. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up and all I'm getting his laurrange um. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's time we can get We can put
Speaker 1: a pin in that like New Orleans can pin um.
Speaker 1: And I think who wants to go first? Between Josh
Speaker 1: and Aaron, here we go, I can go. I think
Speaker 1: at gonna be hard to follow. Okay, Hey, I reserve
Speaker 1: the right to walk out if I don't. This is
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson's I don't think Sony as time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Going to church on Sunday
Speaker 1: and Wednesday, No, no, no, no, honey, pick a damn day.
Speaker 1: I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday, damn,
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to go on Wednesday. I already
Speaker 1: got all the God I needed on Sunday. And some
Speaker 1: of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday night and Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So you think, oh, I
Speaker 1: love my church community. I want to see him more. Well, honey, picture,
Speaker 1: look at a damn picture of him. You'll see him
Speaker 1: in but six days, not but safe seconds, and then
Speaker 1: you gotta go look at them all on Wednesday, No, honey,
Speaker 1: westdays from being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think
Speaker 1: so this is terrible. Killed them all and that's one
Speaker 1: minute of fucking trash. Wait, actually I have a question
Speaker 1: for you. Ye so I heard that many questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're the Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely
Speaker 1: the same people. Is that? Yeah? I mean it was
Speaker 1: more like we did choir and youth group on well,
Speaker 1: so there was different activities to do that day. Sunday,
Speaker 1: youth groups, Sunday evening, Sunday evening, and you still come
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. For it was how long were the masses? Well,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like seven days day. It was like it
Speaker 1: wasn't like a massive but it was like a couple
Speaker 1: of hours. Sorry queen, No, no, no no. It was
Speaker 1: like we didn't all like go into the big church.
Speaker 1: It was like we did things. It's like, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: eating white dinner with the whitey, Whitey. We would have
Speaker 1: youth groups on Friday night. Friday nights, no son comes
Speaker 1: God the whole day weekend. When you're Saturday, you're feeling
Speaker 1: bad for all the fucking you're doing, and then Sunday
Speaker 1: pray to God to forgive you. When is the last
Speaker 1: time anyone here went to I went. Probably sometimes I
Speaker 1: when I'm visiting my family, I go to church for Christmas.
Speaker 1: I only go when i'm working it. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: an interim youth pastor. So sometimes everyone like well he
Speaker 1: believed like okay, oh cool at one time saying it
Speaker 1: that really pretty church on sixth Avenue down in the village.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that? What was that? What was that
Speaker 1: spiritual song are you guys saying last night? Which I
Speaker 1: left your name on? And then we shout out to
Speaker 1: the Lord, and my sister said, so, I love Lord,
Speaker 1: I left your name on high because and then would
Speaker 1: you guys do like well, we actually found someone in
Speaker 1: the audience. We wanted to get a sign language interpreter
Speaker 1: because that felt very youth group. And then we come
Speaker 1: to someone who knew the alphabet and got him to
Speaker 1: spell everything as it was happening and walk us through
Speaker 1: because I need a refresher. What are what are the show?
Speaker 1: Away from the earth to the Cross? I did to
Speaker 1: pay from the cross to the grave, from the grave
Speaker 1: to this guy, Lord, I left your name on high.
Speaker 1: Josh is a harmony queen gorgeous. It was not the
Speaker 1: right choice them all. Now it's still at all, you're
Speaker 1: not glad to be going last, because you know, you
Speaker 1: know what the best church song is for me? Say,
Speaker 1: it's Happy Birthday, Jesus the Highest blessed. It is he
Speaker 1: who comes from the name of the Lord, hold the Highest.
Speaker 1: What's the Michael W. Smith song We Love Oh God? Which, yeah,
Speaker 1: but the one before that's really iconic. It's like a
Speaker 1: full like eighties pat. I thought, you're like time was
Speaker 1: a time like I can't remember you? You wept and
Speaker 1: now will rise you? You a best dance? This is
Speaker 1: just that. This is that classic sketch Premi, I said,
Speaker 1: Matt literally wrote a sketch like this in college for Hammercats.
Speaker 1: He was, what's that song that goes um? What's that about?
Speaker 1: Getting little time? Promises, promises, looking for a reason, rolling
Speaker 1: through the night to find my place in this world,
Speaker 1: my place in this world? That's actually that guy. I
Speaker 1: think that charted on the regular radio. My husband, he say, Hercules,
Speaker 1: I'm glad to be going last because I picked another
Speaker 1: one and it does not fit the tone of the previous.
Speaker 1: So I just decided on a new one. Was a
Speaker 1: previous The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism.
Speaker 1: But have a better one. Now I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: It's now, I don't think so, honey. Living with my
Speaker 1: Dom's parents, Dom, come and try my little boy hole.
Speaker 1: It comes. It comes domm like, are we going to
Speaker 1: are we going to see grand popping my mom on Wednesday?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, come now, Mommy, getting me tripping home?
Speaker 1: Jesus didn't and he used the thing. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm so close to getting me last since thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: I think his parents don't even want me to have it,
Speaker 1: so I'll have to stay at the house and they'd
Speaker 1: be walking in on me vitches every time we found
Speaker 1: a sexy vich, they'd be walking into He is handcuffed
Speaker 1: to the radiator, ready to have him come on. And
Speaker 1: then they come in say, oh, you're staying from meat
Speaker 1: pie or not for dinner? And I say mommy, mommy, mommy,
Speaker 1: and then and then me Dom gets flustered and he
Speaker 1: loses little Pony and then has anyone ever done one
Speaker 1: in character? You know why? This is the first? Like god,
Speaker 1: this is the first in character. On the pot episode,
Speaker 1: Max Witter did do one as Satan. Oh remember that one? Anyone?
Speaker 1: I think Laura, they Laura did one with they just start,
Speaker 1: I don't think so many and then she scream and
Speaker 1: there's like a track that plays and then they screaming.
Speaker 1: That's what the kids are getting created, kids are getting cream.
Speaker 1: This was a while ago to the early live ones.
Speaker 1: Not this is the first character on the pod ops,
Speaker 1: the most frequent guest and an innovator and my guest
Speaker 1: co hosted is your Joel has gold go guest with
Speaker 1: me and with me at live shows. Oh at live
Speaker 1: she's but never on the pod and he's been on
Speaker 1: the pod three times. The only live the only pod
Speaker 1: episode guest hosts have been Michelle Collins and Josh Sharp.
Speaker 1: I believe interesting angel Oh yes, Angels. Oh so Chris
Speaker 1: is also I mean Joel is also a four timer?
Speaker 1: Then Joel on the show many times. He has three
Speaker 1: time guests and then a guest host. Yes, I think
Speaker 1: Josh is not the first four time all the earth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta hit that R. I mean, this has just
Speaker 1: been another historic episode. I did not know what it
Speaker 1: was gonna be, a real shrow Dinger's cat going in
Speaker 1: opening the box and sings dead or alive and not
Speaker 1: knowing what the outcome would be and then I knew
Speaker 1: the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage. Trow
Speaker 1: Dinger's cat RuPaul would love that. She'd be like, I
Speaker 1: got it. Here's a good one, but unto the stage.
Speaker 1: Alma Mater, my sister had a good one. Okay, so
Speaker 1: she's Irish. Welcome to the stage. Patti O lights patio
Speaker 1: lights because they got from Alexa Alexa. They were like, Alexe,
Speaker 1: can you turn the patio lights. She's like, cannot find
Speaker 1: patio lights. Calimony Ala and she's a She's like, she's
Speaker 1: but she's a woman who died at the Alamo. She's
Speaker 1: a ghost queen. Queen. Show to the baby, baby girl,
Speaker 1: you are gone. You can alway sing and when do
Speaker 1: you rise? It is gone. She is lighting in you.