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Speaker 1: Hi everybody, it's me Matt. So this week last Culture

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Speaker 1: is going to take a week off, but in order

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Speaker 1: to give you a little something something you readers, we

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Speaker 1: have a classic epp from the vault. This is Dogged

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Speaker 1: with Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Listen, we hope you

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Speaker 1: enjoy and think you will. Bye. Look man, oh I

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Speaker 1: see you? Why why? And look over there? How is

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Speaker 1: that culture? Yes? Goodness, let's ding Dong lost calling. Can

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Speaker 1: I tell you what this episode is going to be? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Mad Foppish was actually thinking it's got the sway the phase.

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Speaker 1: The phase are in the building, and I was saying

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Speaker 1: to myself, foppish could return to the cultural Like I've

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Speaker 1: been saying foppish for years. You have and I think

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Speaker 1: maybe the first time I ever heard the word fop

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Speaker 1: was coming from your mouth. Thank you, And you need

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Speaker 1: to find no fop means you know a man, it's gender.

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Speaker 1: I'm a man who you know? There's really colorful things?

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Speaker 1: And actually what did that say about him? Well, dude,

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Speaker 1: you want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes,

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Speaker 1: and this is truly your that's going to alienate you immediately.

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Speaker 1: Dragon Quest eight they have descriptions for the monsters. My

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Speaker 1: eyeball fell out. Look, they have descriptions for the monsters,

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Speaker 1: and there's there's a monster that's a fox with a

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Speaker 1: fencing fox with the with a cultures to Hat. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, wait, I have to pull bring it up.

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Speaker 1: This is the new mascot for last culture stuff. And

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Speaker 1: they described in the game the fox as being a

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Speaker 1: foppish fox. Fox. Look, I'm telling no, it's a fencing fox.

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Speaker 1: But look, isn't that the culture rest to hat? That

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Speaker 1: is literally the culture it actually is. And like the description.

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Speaker 1: Everyone looking this up dragon quest wiki, look at the

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Speaker 1: fencing fox, the fencing fox, and the description is oh,

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Speaker 1: but the description was this foppish fox likes to jab

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Speaker 1: a sword in your face. So they gave the animated

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Speaker 1: fox a sexuality, a sexual a t are just a

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Speaker 1: startorial edit. My husband calls Link butterfly man? What is that?

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Speaker 1: Whenever I'm playing the game, he go, are you playing,

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Speaker 1: butterfly man? He go, when when I play the game?

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Speaker 1: You go? Are you playing? When I'm playing the game,

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Speaker 1: he go? Playing? Husband, he go, an, what are you playing?

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Speaker 1: The wild? No, it's called the Zelda And and this

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Speaker 1: is man named Link and this is man. I will

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Speaker 1: say this. I think it's absolutely revolutionary that we have

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Speaker 1: protagonist of the game, but we call it the Legend

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Speaker 1: of Zelda. I think that is actually I need them

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Speaker 1: to make the way they make a damn Luigi Mansion

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Speaker 1: is lame? Is our stop? Well? You can play Zelda

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Speaker 1: in um Super Smash Brothers, But who's counting. I want

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Speaker 1: a game I can count to ten. I love the

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Speaker 1: musical way you did that. Who the funk are these people?

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Speaker 1: These are truly to fops. You need to put our

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Speaker 1: swords in your face like that, like that, fox, bitch,

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Speaker 1: two of my favorite people in this goddamn milky way.

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Speaker 1: If they were two of your favorite people, why weren't

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Speaker 1: you at their show last night? Because my fucking parents

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Speaker 1: were in town? I don't care, and so instead you

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Speaker 1: because of the blackout. Iconic blackout. No, no, no, we

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Speaker 1: are blacked out tonight. New York City is dark shaw.

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Speaker 1: We'll not come on now. You can take out break tonight.

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Speaker 1: Stephanie J. Block is not in that Sean, She's no

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Speaker 1: she's like the she's the star share like right right?

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Speaker 1: They love to do now like jukebox musical with three

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Speaker 1: a three actresses that was on a summer thing to really,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, we have someone. We have a guest

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Speaker 1: who was to she's returning to the studio because she

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Speaker 1: clearly forgot something. Do you know what I was thinking?

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Speaker 1: You know who? Sneakily? Sneakily is a four time job host?

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Speaker 1: Has anyone else done four four? Now? Hat and Joel

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Speaker 1: a guest? Yeah, okay, you're you're heavily feature. Heavily feature.

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Speaker 1: It's a heavy feature. I just don't want Josh to

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Speaker 1: walk away with this title, with the superlative with the

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Speaker 1: only reason I'm walking away is if you make any cuts,

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Speaker 1: no cuts to this episode. Actually it's a rule. I

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Speaker 1: No one joined you in that. I didn't need anybody to.

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Speaker 1: time ready to pass its truly didn't even introduce you.

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Speaker 1: I mean I said too much. That was overcorrect You're

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Speaker 1: people in the milky Way, in this very room. Actually,

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Speaker 1: please welcome into your ears. Josh Sharman Aaron Jackson. Can

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Speaker 1: I stual you guys a question? Actually it's really important, Yes, Kirby,

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Speaker 1: Like I said what you said, what animated characters? And

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Speaker 1: then did all video video which are which are animated.

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Speaker 1: So what's the point here? I just maybe I thought

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Speaker 1: What's Yogi bear sexualized Yogi as straight as name or

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna say? I don't know. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: we of course say, Josh Sharpen, Aaron Jackson, and we

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Speaker 1: are commonly billed as Matt Rodgers and Yang. How does

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Speaker 1: it feel for the people that come second. Now, I

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Speaker 1: think we often, I think we say Aaron Jackson, Josh sharp.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what happens for us off Laron Jackson,

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Speaker 1: Aaron does have a better sort of Josh. And to me,

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Speaker 1: you're Josh Sharpen, Aaron Jackson, Aaron Jackson, because Aaron Jackson

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Speaker 1: is a little bit longer. Yeah, maybe sharp. Now for us,

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Speaker 1: we it's always Matt first, I believe Matt Rodgers. Yes, Matt,

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Speaker 1: and I think I think, yeah, I think to syllable

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Speaker 1: Did did? Did the boys go out? After the show

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Speaker 1: called Metropolitis? Metropolitans were the backyard moment interesting? And then

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Speaker 1: he say, they load you. When they load you in

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Speaker 1: and all in that little shoe box, it feels very like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hell to the saugh piggies to slaughter. Honestly, little piggies

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Speaker 1: you wait till like one thirty, it's fine, but that's

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Speaker 1: like your friend having your friends, and your friend who

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Speaker 1: I can't relate because all my friends were so wealthy.

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Speaker 1: And this was date Colorado. Yeah, we're still do you

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Speaker 1: guys all love sweet sixteen culture? I wasn't. It wasn't.

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Speaker 1: My journey's very long island, long islands, not very littleton Colorado.

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Speaker 1: You guys don't know sweet sixteen culture. You know, do

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Speaker 1: you know debutante ball culture, because that's only for that.

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Speaker 1: I was gone for that. For the Colorado birthday culture

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Speaker 1: is sort of like it's just chill. It's just chills.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's smoke a joint on and go to laser tag.

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Speaker 1: Let's legal their clown. Yeah, laser tag is legal in Colorado.

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Speaker 1: Clown laser tag a lot in many states, tax states,

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Speaker 1: but non Colorado. You just you jingling chi. I've been

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Speaker 1: No one cares. It was like elevator elevator news. You

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Speaker 1: few elevators that I have news. No, but we caught privilege. Privilege, privilege,

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Speaker 1: that is the best quote. Yeah, privilege. Well, honestly, like

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Speaker 1: elevators that are nice enough to give you the news. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In the age I will say this, in the age

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Speaker 1: of lift, I have missed um getting in the back

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Speaker 1: he say, make me car sick. Now. I think this

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Speaker 1: generation is it's banging a little too much on Metropolitan.

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Speaker 1: And I don't you think it's done. You think it's

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Speaker 1: I think it's done. It's it's it's not my first

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Speaker 1: choice anymore. I'm like you like Rosemant, Like, let's go

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Speaker 1: choice between either. The perfect evening is a backyard moment

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Speaker 1: in Metro and then rosemant to me perfect. And when

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Speaker 1: of people who are like, I'm gonna go home and

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Speaker 1: nothing like that. Go to the second location that's part

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Speaker 1: of the chaff bench. I'm going to say something crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something fucking crazy. Backary Park trumps them all.

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Speaker 1: I only came out party. I only came out and

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Speaker 1: of the closet as gay about six months ago. Before that,

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Speaker 1: you were a straight link. It was really, actually really

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Speaker 1: hard for me until six months ago when I came

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Speaker 1: out of my life and I'm actually really happy to

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Speaker 1: say identify as a gay man. And I'm here. I

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Speaker 1: came to my door, not not January, so cold, snow

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Speaker 1: blowing in. I'm good. And you were the first person

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Speaker 1: I told you to get in here. Honey, I'll make

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Speaker 1: you coco faggot. Yeah, And it was the first time

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Speaker 1: it really hurt, actually really hurt. And then we were

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Speaker 1: we were fighting, Yeah, we were fighting. I want to

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Speaker 1: say about rosemat I live uptown and for me sometimes

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Speaker 1: that's very far. Of course, I'm like, we're going all

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Speaker 1: the way to rose Mott. Yeah, where's Metro worth the

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Speaker 1: commute to you? It's closer. It is like five stops

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Speaker 1: closer to me. So it is like, and I do

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Speaker 1: and then. Keep your eye open for that. But they

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Speaker 1: Sound it sounded good. It sounded really good, I would

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Speaker 1: say it was. It was really kind of emotional for

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Speaker 1: me to see you guys just drop in and deliver

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Speaker 1: the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans. Yes, you

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Speaker 1: did get on the back. You still get on the

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Speaker 1: backs of two straight men. And we had them around.

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Speaker 1: And Josh and I are both over six ft tall,

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Speaker 1: and when we're taller than us, so we were very

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Speaker 1: my train around to knock over people's drinks with my goal.

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Speaker 1: They were they were thirteen year old faggots singing thirteen

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Speaker 1: year old they were. They were thirteen feet tall faggets.

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Speaker 1: And they were singing never really over in a beautiful harmony.

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Speaker 1: And actually, I have to say, that's a great song.

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Speaker 1: That is we like that one, like you don't know

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Speaker 1: because it is like the Baba O'Reilly teenage ways. It's like, damn,

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Speaker 1: it's fully stolen. It's not even three notes. It's like

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Speaker 1: back up. That's the change that rather just go bump

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Speaker 1: you're listening love you. She can't really say. I think

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Speaker 1: she can. I'm actually on record for saying that Katy

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Speaker 1: Perry kensing, I find her voice. It's been a long

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Speaker 1: time and she hasn't proved it once. I disagree with this,

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Speaker 1: And wait, I'm actually gonna stop having fun for a

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Speaker 1: second to say that I disagree, and everyone, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna stop having fun. Who do you think can?

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Speaker 1: I ask you? Who do you think is a famous

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Speaker 1: pop star that can't sing? Cannot sing? Not? What do

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Speaker 1: you think Brittany can sing? No? Absolutely, I would say

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Speaker 1: Brittney can't sing. I would say cannot sing. I would

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Speaker 1: say Jennifer Lopez is able to sing but doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a good voice. And I would say, um, Madonna, but

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Speaker 1: she's got it. I'm gonna say Madonna has been able

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Speaker 1: to sing in the past when she lets herself work

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Speaker 1: on it. Do you know what actually is a song

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Speaker 1: of culture? Crazy and you know it true? Yeah? Why

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Speaker 1: do they pick that? I think that's higher than the original?

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Speaker 1: This this key to any room. The first time I

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Speaker 1: say the door knocks down, it doesn't just open, it

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Speaker 1: knocks down in front of me. I say this key, Now,

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Speaker 1: Katie is really Katie gave us Mary and Williamson mainstream

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Speaker 1: she said, not gonna lie, but I sound like Mary

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Speaker 1: and Williams. When I've had a couple of glasses of red,

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Speaker 1: she says, when I have a couple of white. Joe Biden,

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Speaker 1: did you hear me like these super predators need to

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Speaker 1: go to prison? Yes? And thank you for speaking political

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Speaker 1: truth on the Podank you finally let's talk politics. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's talk politics. I have been waiting for us facts

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Speaker 1: to start talking about politics. Now go around and say

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Speaker 1: who you're supporting? Okay, cold play for me? When I

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Speaker 1: first heard parachutes, Oh, I knew culture was for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and my my favorite song of the of the debates

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Speaker 1: was fix You. I'm supporting Warren at the present, I'm

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Speaker 1: supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Which I

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Speaker 1: donated fifty dollars to Elizabeth Warren And after the Call

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Speaker 1: then I was likely I think it goes directly to

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Speaker 1: the campaign, because I said yes, I'll do so. I

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Speaker 1: ended up doing sixty, um sixty dollars. Thank you. Let

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Speaker 1: me be the first hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris

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Speaker 1: us how many hundreds you're I'm not gonna say how

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Speaker 1: much over Warren right now? No, I'm not Kamala over Warren.

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Speaker 1: I've just like I happened to have sent would you

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Speaker 1: love a joint ticket? I actually would actually, and they've

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Speaker 1: On your ticket? I saying for me to say, I

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Speaker 1: don't care, but I would rather see Kamala debate Trump.

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Speaker 1: But I'm sorry, I do think I've said this a

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Speaker 1: thousand times too. It would just be fun of somebody

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Speaker 1: young debated Trump, doesn't matter who, just because you could

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Speaker 1: truly roll your eyes and be like Grandpa. Can I say?

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Speaker 1: Can I throw this out there? Though? And I'm counting

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Speaker 1: Kamala as young? I count I count them all as young.

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Speaker 1: If they're not seventy, they're not Famously, it's not saying it.

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Speaker 1: Kamala just turned twenty five. Time to sign her up

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Speaker 1: for a few years. Wait. I think someone got into

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Speaker 1: my d MS and was like, hey, are you guys

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Speaker 1: supporting Buddha Judge talking about you guys? Me and you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I was like I was like, I was like

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Speaker 1: we support him, but not with our money. And that's

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Speaker 1: when I said, I was like, I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: supporting two candidates with my money right now, and he

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Speaker 1: is not one of for the narrative. But I but

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Speaker 1: I do like people to judge. But but I think,

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Speaker 1: not my not my number one. I guess I've supported

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Speaker 1: four king and it's with my money. Can I guess

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Speaker 1: Ernie Elizabeth two for two so far? It's because we're

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Speaker 1: talking about a real democratic socialist here in Joshua. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Laugh, well, there's one you're missing

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Speaker 1: stupid white fuck. And then I did give Kamala some

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Speaker 1: money as well, very little. I actually thought that I

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Speaker 1: bought the Kamala Harris t shirt that says and that one.

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Speaker 1: I don't actually love Kamala, but I will get behind

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Speaker 1: her if she becomes the option. Well sure, I would

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Speaker 1: say this. I think it would be very very Um

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Speaker 1: We're gonna crack the Cathartic to watch Buddha Judge VP debate,

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Speaker 1: Mike Pence TV and really, what's what's most important for me?

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Speaker 1: And you know who's literally a steamed clam right now

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Speaker 1: listening to this is jilk and Booster because he doesn't

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Speaker 1: he's not on board this. He's a steam second year.

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Speaker 1: Here's these four voices, Honey, every last one of the

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Speaker 1: pods talk about talk about sending whole picks, talk about

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Speaker 1: oh brother, But I think I think it would be

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Speaker 1: I think the best debates would be Kamala Vi, Trump

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Speaker 1: and Buddha Judge. Now I have an idea. Okay, is

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Speaker 1: it a game? This is not a game. But you jewel,

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Speaker 1: in a ring. I love say your idea, bitch, I

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Speaker 1: want to start a live panel show in New York City,

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Speaker 1: Darling with all the queers city. But Josh, very smartly,

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Speaker 1: was like, because I pitched this idea to Josh and

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Speaker 1: Aaron one time on top of the standard hotel at Labanee,

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Speaker 1: she was a bar said, what are y'all talking about?

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Speaker 1: Is that a panel show? Honey? Just over iconic stunning

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Speaker 1: party and it was like they took a selfie together

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Speaker 1: and I was like, this is incredible. Could you imagine

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Speaker 1: a fucking politician at a Susan BArch party. Well, she

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Speaker 1: used to be a waitress and drink the bartender. There's

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Speaker 1: a huge difference. I can't imagine imagine Pete. I just

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Speaker 1: want to quickly say that boot edge edge thing that

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Speaker 1: is going around and everyone has the star, that is

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Speaker 1: a Peter Kelly joke. What do you mean Peter Kelly

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Speaker 1: did that? He put it on a bottle of poppers

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Speaker 1: and was like he's campaign campaign did that and then

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Speaker 1: Peter no, no, he did no, No, no, you're wrong,

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Speaker 1: up the receipt. Peter's joke was to put the document.

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Speaker 1: Did no, I'm sorry, you're wrong. No, you're wrong. I

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Speaker 1: have these documents. Is the new I have to see

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Speaker 1: these documents, claim these documents. Otherwise I've got a notary

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Speaker 1: on a leash. Honey, contain my my bad contains nunnarized

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Speaker 1: documents that say and claim otherwise myself will notarize anything

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Speaker 1: for sir. You know that line in Hamlet, Get thee

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Speaker 1: to a nunnery, Get thee to a notary, And that

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Speaker 1: was Peter Kelly wrote that first Nash Shakespeare. Wait, I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, you were about to say something great

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Speaker 1: idea I had. Well, you were like, it has to

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Speaker 1: be It can't be like a plane panel show with

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Speaker 1: no extra layer on top. It has to be a

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Speaker 1: take on a panel shop. That's what I thought. I

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Speaker 1: think it should be a panel show about current events

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Speaker 1: and baby we get into are we going to need

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Speaker 1: to bring a Republican in? Absolutely fine? Who could we have?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not invited, and do not take that

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Speaker 1: out because he sucks wild? Actually don't not on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: so I don't always know who's really like. I'm unclear

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Speaker 1: about at all. What is his deal? Is he a

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Speaker 1: gay Republican? Republican though, but during the whole skank Fest

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Speaker 1: fiasco he was like people who then you it was unintelligible.

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Speaker 1: I read his tweet says like, Okay, this doesn't even

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Speaker 1: this is not registering to me as like my I

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Speaker 1: like Twitter better than Instagram generally, But the one thing

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Speaker 1: I do like about Instagram is like when the skank

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Speaker 1: fest thing happens like you can't really like put your

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Speaker 1: take or your thought on Instagram. You can when it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this tragedy happens and people post a picture, but like, sure,

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Speaker 1: Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs to get canceled.

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Speaker 1: It's very hard for me to be tolerant of Republicans.

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Speaker 1: Is that insane for me to say, like, it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's just like and you know when you know, like

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Speaker 1: this whole thing of like back in the day when

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Speaker 1: we used to have a civil conversation, you know that's

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Speaker 1: because we were too afraid to say anything, right. You

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Speaker 1: know that we were able to quote have a civil

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Speaker 1: conversation because literally society was on your side because this

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Speaker 1: is the time when gay people had no voice and

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Speaker 1: people of color had no voice. That's why you were

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Speaker 1: able to have a quote unquote civil conversation. That's what

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Speaker 1: you miss is us not saying anything. Okay, Rogers in

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Speaker 1: the VP debate, now, I think Rogers Rogers vps just understand.

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Speaker 1: Is that incorrect. They tied it to like identity politics

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Speaker 1: to like Republicans, like Republicans are believed this and like

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Speaker 1: which changed in like the seventies, Like Republicans is gonna

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Speaker 1: be tied to religion and so that that that's because

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Speaker 1: it becomes a lot harder to have a conversation free stonewall.

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Speaker 1: It was like the homophile organizations were like some of

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Speaker 1: them like mannicking society, managing society was like we should

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Speaker 1: be don't hold hands, and like we gotta like we

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Speaker 1: should be white. Yeah, no, it was like we gotta

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Speaker 1: bring like these people these like these people in Psychio

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Speaker 1: trey on on our side, which on the like was

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Speaker 1: sort of does make a point, makes a point, but

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Speaker 1: all shouldn't have to exactly. But then like other activist

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Speaker 1: scripts were like, no, that's stupid. We have to like

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Speaker 1: make noise and be I guess I'm not even talking

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Speaker 1: about gay Republicans like whatever that is, Like I hope

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Speaker 1: you're getting searching for their um. I guess it's just

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Speaker 1: like this thing of like like I do watch the

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Speaker 1: View each day and Megan Megan McCain is constantly on

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Speaker 1: her on her ship about how like you know, traditional

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Speaker 1: Republicanism quote unquote is dying, and it's like, well it's

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Speaker 1: dying because everyone figured out like you didn't speak for

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Speaker 1: anyone but yourself, like it's and that's I think why

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Speaker 1: it's dead, like they say, like you know, no one

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Speaker 1: wants they Someone asked her like would you ever run

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Speaker 1: for office? And following your father's footsteps, and she was like, well,

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Speaker 1: my type of Republicanism isn't popular, and like she kind

631
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Speaker 1: of went on about that, and I was like, yeah,

632
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think that maybe this isn't popular

633
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: because the people that you've been taking advantage of for

634
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: this long? I have now figured out that that's the case.

635
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: Like Paul Ryan coming out the other day and saying like, oh, yeah,

636
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: Trump's an idiot. We knew all along. It's like, okay,

637
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: so literally you were putting politics for anything else and

638
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: like putting us in danger with an idiot at at

639
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: the head of the country because why it's furthered your

640
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: political agenda. That he was a fucking vile before any

641
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 1: of that true, but it's just like full and rand

642
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: eat the port right Nazi. He's just as bad. So

643
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: it's like and then I guess that's my first sextibility

644
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: politics of what's bad about them, where it's like, oh,

645
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: you just like say things in a certain way that

646
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound as bad. It's easier to be like

647
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: Trumps fucking idiots popping off all this idiocy where it's

648
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: like he's like learned enough that we're like it's civil

649
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, he's been a fucking full slime

650
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: since day one. But how can you wonder why that's

651
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: disappearing now? Do you hear yourself talk like it's just

652
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: mind bobbing to me? And we got into politics and

653
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: we stopped having fun. Actually, actually, I actually was still

654
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: having fun the whole time. It's really fun for me

655
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: to be politically engaged. And that's why I'm running. I'm

656
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: the Democrats to announce. There was a minute in my

657
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: head where I thought about running for Congress on Long Islands.

658
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: When when what these came out of the closet y

659
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: the terms right on the class terms. I was like

660
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: AOC inspired inspired me to run. I was like, I'm

661
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: not even should I come out for gotten? You would

662
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: you win for office? We need more stars to run stars,

663
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we need more stars like Trump. It's

664
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: going great. Actually there's been a deficit of stars. We

665
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 1: need more stars. What would be your biggest issue? You think, Oh,

666
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: we were coming to Orlando, bitch, that's where you need

667
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: to run. Yeah, you would be two. Well, I would

668
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: win anywhere I ran. Well, we all agree on that, Starney,

669
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: I could win in Topeka. Done, I can win. What

670
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 1: would I run on? I think I would run on Yeah,

671
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: I think I would run on the town before the trail.

672
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: I would run on Mary and Williamson's exact say, just

673
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: lip sync. I just lip sync Marion Williamson the whole time,

674
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: like some queens out there, no listen um. Politics are exhausting.

675
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:16,479
Speaker 1: Let's talk more about cold Play. I wasxed. I liked

676
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: the X and way was my entry point because I

677
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: missed the whole rush of Blood to the Head was there.

678
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: It was that their debut album Rush No Parachute Swear.

679
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: Remember when remember when white dudes were just coming out

680
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: calling them the greatest band in the unit and they

681
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: can exc that like justin Timberlake. I remember like announced

682
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: them at a show. He was like, the best band

683
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: in the world, cold Play. And then I was like,

684
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: for some reason, as a child watching that, I was like, oh,

685
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: so I guess that's true. Yeah, absolutely, child um. Also,

686
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: I mean again, not an interesting take, but they were

687
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: like they were after Radiohead, who does exactly what they

688
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: do but better. So it's like so interesting. It was

689
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: it was you too too. It's like this is the

690
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: the next YouTube, the next three? Do you have that?

691
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: And then they became let's go around the room. Would

692
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: you fuck Chris Martin? Yes, Chris Martin is the lead singer. Yeah, yeah, yes,

693
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like yes, I wouldn't be like a

694
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: DoD DoD to use the Michelin rating. Playing a trip

695
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: around here? Yeah, I learned that the star just n

696
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: one star is um worth a stop. So okay, can

697
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: I ask your question? How do you even get one star?

698
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: You have to be pretty good? Yeah, yeah, you have

699
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: to be very you have to be really fancil. You

700
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: have accumulate stars, so you get you get one, and

701
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: you get more and more and more until you can

702
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: drop him. Honey, the Bresly in April. That's tragic. First

703
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: time she hasn't been Michelin start since two thoustaurants have

704
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: them clear, it's like an honor to get one. Yeah,

705
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: so one star is worth a stop, two stars is

706
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: worth a detour, and three stars is worth a special trip.

707
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: How about that? That's so gay. That's why I said

708
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: Markuscus and star by my ass, three baby my cockat it.

709
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: But if you but if you're buying a ticket, it

710
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: better be for my ass. Michelin, the grand dom herself

711
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: four than three, and you can get more than three,

712
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: but like, no, I don't know that you can. I

713
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: thought three was you know miss Katy Perry and Buen

714
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: Eppetite has a lyric that says, I'm a five dom, Michelin,

715
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: you definitely can't get five, And maybe I think there

716
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: is tricking us. Well, then what is for? If three

717
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,720
Speaker 1: is a trip is for like go to another planet?

718
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: For as like for as I book your ticket, bitch,

719
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: why as sleep three is like we're going to use

720
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: the point? Yeah, okay, the point honey, credit card honey, honey,

721
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: Honey used the point. Honey used the points, and he

722
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: used the point. I think this is a great time

723
00:42:52,480 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: speaking of travel, talk about saying the trip that we up. Now,

724
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: let's plan this. I'm actually gonna throw this Upay, Orlando,

725
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: We're going to Orlando August. We come back that day.

726
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: But still Davis coming on August nine to join us?

727
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: You want to come? Yeah, let me think about this one.

728
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: Maybe travel. I don't have anything. I think it'll be

729
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: fun for us all to go That's what I'm saying.

730
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: I didn't definitely definitely didn't need the attitude. I don't

731
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: didn't send giving it. I definitely didn't need that. I'm

732
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 1: shocked and appalled. I was thinking something more in the fall, okay,

733
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: an autumnal Do you want to go like upstate and

734
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: see leaves? Or do you want to get on a

735
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: damn plane? Or you can take a plane upstatehood? Actually,

736
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: you know it'll be fun. What Montreal? I love Montreal

737
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,959
Speaker 1: and I haven't been in a long time. This bitch

738
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: is going in July and then for the party. Maybe

739
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: it'll feel to you when I went to Montreal like

740
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: seven years ago. Maybe it's the only time I've had

741
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: like a And I know this isn't real, but the

742
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: like sex with a straight guy where I met this

743
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: guy at the gay club who was French and was like,

744
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm here for the sum of my girlfriend is in France.

745
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: As she said, I could do whatever I want to

746
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: go home with him? How was he but what he said?

747
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: Say what he said? He wanted to suck your cock

748
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: to know what his girlfriend. Yeah, like that, and I

749
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 1: want to, you know, suck a to know how my

750
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:27,720
Speaker 1: girlfriend fused empathetic of him. Absolutely, Oh yes, I'm hetero

751
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: more like hero hetero, more like hetero, more like he heero,

752
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 1: drop the tea, drop the tin that fun? I would

753
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: But would would that be too close to your last

754
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: Montreal trip? That I would like to go somewhere we

755
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: all can experience new, interesting somewhere. None of us have

756
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 1: visit it. I haven't done. Any of you done like

757
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: or Mexico done Mexico. What if we went to Europe?

758
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: I would do Europe? But what if we went to Europe?

759
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: I would do it? What if you want to him?

760
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Should we go for World Pride next

761
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: few year's even an Amsterdam? I will say being in

762
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: New York was the most fun I've had it Pride.

763
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: It was because of World Pride, but some of it

764
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: definitely was where it felt like it was just more

765
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: of an event and a lot more things going on,

766
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: and I engaged with it a lot of the open

767
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: now afterwards called it the best Pride ever. Yeah, I think.

768
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: So you gotta get Damn Thai Sunderland on this pod

769
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: with her yesterday and yeah, well he said he reach out.

770
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: He had deemed me earlier saying you guys said. It

771
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: was a little like, I don't know what would I say,

772
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, he'd be great. Talk about

773
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: Kim Petrish k Pash. I would um, But yes, I

774
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: was gonna say this seems interested in the World Pride

775
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: for New York this year was interesting because my the

776
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: narrative I kept sort of drumming up in my head

777
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: was it's gonna be's gonna be awful. It's gonna awful. Yes,

778
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: this very Joseph Campbell. I was just like, this is

779
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: gonna be so bad. It's gonna be so crowded, it's

780
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: gonna be terrible. But then yeah, I was so surprised

781
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 1: when he looked like the city rose to the challenge

782
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: and it did any more crowded than any other Pride.

783
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: It felt like because they knew it was World Pride,

784
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: they like planned better. Yeah. It's like, can I just

785
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: thank the police? Can I secondly thank the corporations because

786
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: each and every one of them helped us. They have

787
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: our you know, Bank has your back, faggot, And I

788
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: hope to God that had a great fucking time at

789
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: World Pride. Him I met him, wants the cluster Fester

790
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: to be a lovely. N's very funny. He's very he's

791
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: very funny. He's very funny, but like he just has

792
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: shitty opinions. And I can say that and he can

793
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: come and murder me if he wants. Probably do Super

794
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: Smash Brothers um Fag edition and you guys can fight.

795
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: World Pride is great. IM six minutes, two hours and

796
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 1: love to Amsterdam next your I would do. I would

797
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: do Berlin with the gays in the phone. That would

798
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: not be new for me, but I would love prop

799
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: from Rag was somewhere new for all of us. But

800
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying I love Berlin so much. I would happily go. Also,

801
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: maybe we'd say Berlin until next year and make it

802
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: like a late spring, early summer, like some nice weather,

803
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: because it is cold there. What if the Fags went

804
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: to Nolans I've never been. We went every year for

805
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: that's when the weather will be. We should this past

806
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: hurricane season and it won't be fun. I would totally

807
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: love to do that. Let's do that after. Let's pick

808
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: a weekend. Let's go for Halloween. It would be crazy.

809
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: There's much the most fun parade Everest. I love to

810
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: travel in October. I love so it's settled. I've been

811
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: wanting to do that for I think honestly, during this

812
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: out there it sounds crazy cuckoo Vegas with the fags

813
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: would be very I don't want to go back to

814
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: tell you something. Literally, before I said New Orleans, I

815
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: almost said Vegas, and then I was like, oh wait,

816
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: why would anyone Vegas? I'll never get I'm actually going

817
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: to Vegas. So small mind, open minded. I have experience,

818
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: I have been there, and I said, no, thanks many, David, David,

819
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing

820
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: game show in Vegas where we're doing it on during

821
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: this festival. We're doing it on September. Do you see

822
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: festival is skank Fest Vegas. I've seen Maggie Rogers in

823
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: l A on September September twenty. I'm in Vegas doing

824
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: game show in September one. We have our show at

825
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: the Belt. You've got to get for a woman who

826
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: gets it, and who gets it more than say, I

827
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm putting a pin in it. We're

828
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: going to New Orleans for help. Pin drop pin, That's

829
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: what you say. Whenever whenever lift pick up New York,

830
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 1: lift drop off les Alligator, get a alley and ninety

831
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: nine now get her alley and that's why you trop

832
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: me off. Langon Kingsley. Kingsley talks about how she went

833
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: on a tour of a plantation and the person kept

834
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: saying the servants, and Langon kept big like you mean slaves,

835
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: Like the whole tour are you talking? Is icon? Langon

836
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: is an icon? And you know how you're an icon?

837
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 1: Like she is the only person who is Langon Queen,

838
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: and that's our number one Queen's fair to say number one?

839
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: What is it home Taco in l A. What is

840
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: it called home state? The taco place. We're sitting there

841
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 1: meeting lang In there, Langon comes up in head to

842
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: toe like I'm talking floppy hat. I was thinking to

843
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: the all white flowing like. She's like, hey, Diane Keaton,

844
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: Dan Keaton on a safari. This is what she looked

845
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: a It was too good. She had. She had all

846
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: those hair clips, her hair clips all over. She's like,

847
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: in case you didn't tie my hair, was like, what

848
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: is this look? I don't know. It's great. She's the

849
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: one and only. She has to guard her very porcelain

850
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: skin from the sun. Yeah, you know, she writes for

851
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: the goldbergs Now, she's a Goldberg. She's rich as hell,

852
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: gonna buy me a boat. She's rich. Hey, if she

853
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: ain't given Kamala fifty dollars and a ten dollar tip,

854
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: then she can get gone. She's gonna buy She's gonna

855
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: buy me a boat for me and my husband. He

856
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: goes when he says, my Goldberg, buney and buy me

857
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: a boat. My husband, He say, husband, I'm giving Hick

858
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: and Looper moneyoper. My husband calls Hick and Looper butterfly man.

859
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: Because flap, flap flap. What's the orientation of pink panther? Okay,

860
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: actually not a sexuality but metrosexual straight addresses a little Yeah, yeah, yeah,

861
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: you're obsessed with making this question difference? You are, You're

862
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: obsessed without answering this questioning a bad episode. That sucks

863
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: of you to say it too, having a bad episode,

864
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: I think not my fault. Wait wait, wait, let's let's

865
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: dive into this. Let's dive into this. But when how

866
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: do you think we can turn this around for you?

867
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: I think it's already. I think it's already like this

868
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: is the reality. The producers are like, we need the narrative.

869
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: We know Bowen wins in the end. You know, like,

870
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: so what do you World of Wonders rooting for you? Well,

871
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: you know, should we all, like, I'm not kidding, tomorrow

872
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: start drag and try it all get on season. Oh yes,

873
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not kidding, let's all start track tomorrow.

874
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I've got a bet we all start

875
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 1: track tomorrow. The last one of us to get on

876
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: drag Race bottoms for the ost in a gag bag

877
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: on World of Wonder until three of us get on

878
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: and one does not, and then that one has to

879
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: spread their thousands of dollars and the other three will

880
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: skip a stop on work the World to come and

881
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: suck their little hole. Honestly, I think, you know we

882
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: all win. I like it. I do think. I do

883
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: think if we got on drag Ras, we'd be the

884
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: top four. I'm not for sure, not one of us,

885
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: not one real queen or so of the skill. Well

886
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: Bone can lip sync, only he's not the only one.

887
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: All of a sudden uploads a couple of mids, and

888
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he's the lip sync and queen

889
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: one word slof one word. Tina Burner burner. I want

890
00:52:51,600 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 1: to head to let us um god, that's true, make

891
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: fun interesting yourself, anti tim dealing, but so pro head,

892
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: I say it a lot of the same ship deals.

893
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: Just queen, He's like, it's puto rican wrappy like like.

894
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: But she's so fund to let us call me a fag. Yeah,

895
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: of course, hit you too. She saw these red nails

896
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: on me and they were chipped. She said, what are

897
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: your nails painted? Even fingering a clown? She's terrible, drag queen,

898
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: you even fingering a clown? Kids? All these kids? Are

899
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: you rotten? Your rotten kids? We were in Palm Springs

900
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: and we were ragged. The thing about Palm Springs is

901
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of like name names, older older

902
00:53:54,160 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: game men retired and the name Stewart, Richard, sim Donovan

903
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,479
Speaker 1: do anyway, So we're walking by these um this group

904
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,439
Speaker 1: of this group of men to get to our table.

905
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 1: When when our table was called, and this one gay

906
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: man looks at me, looks up and down, turns to

907
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 1: his friend, rolls in eyes and says, come on, what

908
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: do you think that was? We wanted to? He likes

909
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: your rocking bod. He's like, come on, this hottie what

910
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: you were wearing or what was going on in there?

911
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: A nice white printed shirt was very crisp, short sleeves.

912
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: He looked very he looked very sort of that aesthetic

913
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: pump spring that's actually not sure. I wore like a

914
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: butterscotch polo that was that was tucked into my Yes,

915
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,439
Speaker 1: I did remember what I wore. Or maybe okay, maybe

916
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: he works in the Hollywood and he was saying to

917
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: his friends, come on, I can't believe he's here and

918
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: not working, because this kid is so talented, and I'm

919
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: a fan of the past. That's what I wanted it

920
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: to get across with my talent. Come on on, this

921
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: talent kid here, he's not in the studio, should be filming.

922
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Or maybe he's maybe he's friends

923
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: with your mom. Maybe maybe he's friends with your mom

924
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: and he knows you just came out six weeks ago

925
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: and you're already in Pump Springs. He's like, come on,

926
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: what is going on over gas? That was what it

927
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: was before, That's what it was. This is this act.

928
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: Matt was a hidden Palm Springs with the Martini Mike

929
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: and and I walk into the spaces and I'm fucking

930
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: in Viz and I and that's and that was a

931
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 1: sobering reminder. And I was like, you know what, I

932
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: still have a long way to go before people see me,

933
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: and I better make a big splash New Orleans. What

934
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,760
Speaker 1: were you wearing? Man? I was I truly looked perfectly average.

935
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: It was great, and I was eating a lot and

936
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: it was like we were having a really good time.

937
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: I was putting food first. Good good pool. I saw

938
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 1: a lot of pool. We kind of really good time.

939
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: I actually, I'm sorry. I'm gonna say something controversial more

940
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: than let's get into it's very long island. Well, I'll

941
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 1: tell you why. I prefer a pool culture to be

942
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,479
Speaker 1: each culture culture culture ever ever talk to me again.

943
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: That's gonna be weird per the rest of a podcast.

944
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird for the rest of it. I

945
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I feel I feel I

946
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: feel you traded. You have to admit Fire Island as

947
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: a pool culture, though, sure, I have to, you have to.

948
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: What do you mean infiltrated? I feel that Fire Island

949
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: is like a culture that's like, honestly, it's like it's

950
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: it's like stormtroopers. Well, here's I don't know what that means.

951
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know what empire white, you don't

952
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: know what. It's all white stormtroopers, that's what. Here's what.

953
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: Here's okay, here's Here's what I think it is good

954
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 1: at Laser Gun is that in Palm Spring legal Palm Springs,

955
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: you can just get just sequester yourself, don't You don't

956
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 1: have to be seen. You go outside to get dinner,

957
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: and that's like the moment you're like, oh yes, society,

958
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: the rabble, the gentry, and then the proletariatarium. But in

959
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 1: Fire Island, it's like everyone's just you're you're always sort

960
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: of coming out its Palm Springs over Fire Island. I'm

961
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: a Fire Island. Well, here's the thing with Fire Island.

962
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: Fire Island is like anyone can fucking come over and

963
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: you can't tell them to leave. Whereas it's like Palm Springs,

964
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: it's like you're in your house with your people. Honestly,

965
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to drop in. You're a capitalist, you

966
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: want property rights. Already said property rights. I think Fire

967
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: Island is like summer camp, and that can be like

968
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: with all the pros and cons, Y're like exhausted. I

969
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: don't there are cons to Fire Island. I was gonna

970
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: say Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is

971
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: theoretically anyone could just walk into your house at night

972
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: and kill you. But they can do that in any house. Well,

973
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: in Pump Springs, it's like there it's all very far

974
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: and spread out, and it's it's more likely to happen

975
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: in Pump Springs. I think. Yes. When I was just

976
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: in Lea to Springs, they had I had to call

977
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: the like Airbnb property manager journeys like because I couldn't

978
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: get in the house. He's like, oh, sorry, we're changing

979
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: the locks every day because there's so many robberies in

980
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: the name. I think Island is a place that it's

981
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: like you would It's the reason the culture is so

982
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: open and freeze, because like you would never do anything there,

983
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: because then you're trapped on an island waiting for the

984
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: next ferry, like you wouldn't get away with the Pump

985
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: Springs is like suburban. Yeah, you can drive and go anywhere.

986
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, I think I'm shockingly. I think

987
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: it's a well, it's an interesting you would think that

988
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: I I would be Pump Springs and that would be

989
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: pro Fire Island. And why would you think that Long

990
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: Island's island geographic distance and not culture, because I think

991
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long Island culture, and

992
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 1: I see the pump Springs is somewhat closer to I thought.

993
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: Before I went to Fire Island, I thought I had

994
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: the opinion that I think a lot of people have

995
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: about it, that it would freak me out, and that

996
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: it would make me anxious, and that it But I thought,

997
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: I think it's very fun and lovely, white and white.

998
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: It'll make a chance, it will make you as anxious

999
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: as you let it. Just choose your own adventure. And

1000
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: you're getting anxious. What I've been on Fireland and never

1001
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: had sex with anybody on it, and it didn't bother me.

1002
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: You don't have to have sex. You don't have to

1003
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: and the time for you. In the ramble I said,

1004
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: ad sex with anybody. You're not a person to You're

1005
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: a whole boy. Whole boy. Tell me again, dog, Oh,

1006
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: this is a this is a survey by a hunter. Harris.

1007
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 1: You're the prompt is you're the options are a wizard,

1008
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: Harry or Claire Foy and first man a bunch of boys.

1009
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm you're a bunch of boys. I haven't seen Claire,

1010
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: but there's a clip from the trailer where she goes,

1011
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: you're a bunch of boys and they're just like laying

1012
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: on that American accent. I'm wizard Harry, but I wish

1013
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: I was a bunch of boys. That's a goal I have.

1014
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: Can be whatever you want to know, but I'm not.

1015
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,919
Speaker 1: I know what I am now, and I'm just saying

1016
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: I'm yeah. I think you two are your wizard Harry

1017
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: and we're you're a bunch of boys. As someone who

1018
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: doesn't like the island, I am You're a bunch of boys.

1019
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: You say you don't even like it, not even this

1020
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: trip is going to change your mind. I bet because

1021
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: you haven't been in like a year, right, Yeah, no,

1022
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: this is gonna be. You're gonna Can I tell you

1023
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: what it is? It's not even it's not even a

1024
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 1: culture thing. It is a I don't like to be

1025
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: sandy girl. Don't go to the sand? Hello? Why why

1026
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: keep rubbing your like? Can I speak? Can I speak? Forever?

1027
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: Hold your piece? I'd rather like I don't like when

1028
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 1: I get out of the bed und every scorpions, dear, dear,

1029
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: divorce scorpion with scorpions deer and the handheld Dyson, Darling,

1030
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: it's not suck up the sand, my scorpion, husband, He say,

1031
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: bring the handheld Dicon, bitch. Yes, honey, shark can have

1032
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: a guitar. Whatever I can do and think whatever I

1033
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: want every time. Yes, Yes, it's funny. We're gonna leave

1034
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: his name. Who are we been talking about? You? Very

1035
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: clear named yar, always heard Harry. I think I think

1036
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 1: I will do the bleeping. Is that okay? I'm a yeah, great,

1037
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: we got an affirmative from Emma. I think that makes

1038
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: them more interesting. And this thing is exciting, it's exciting.

1039
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: I think you should bleep out every proper now and

1040
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: can't wait for this to be hoisted onto my plate.

1041
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: When I get tons of d ms, who are you

1042
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 1: talking about? Who are you talking about? Everyone? Because they

1043
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: know privilege? I've never once gotten what privilege? Privilege? What privilege?

1044
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 1: What privilege? No? Every true that people go in your

1045
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: ms more, that's not true. No, I'm just saying I

1046
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: I constantly whenever I get d ms that are like,

1047
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 1: what were you guys talking about? What's this? What's this?

1048
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. It does no I get this,

1049
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 1: D m the time to here. Here's the thing. If

1050
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 1: you want to find out who this person is, just

1051
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: DM me and I'll tell you there. Don't d don't

1052
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,479
Speaker 1: talk to me. Don't DM Matt never D Matt again.

1053
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: Come up in person if I come support the dolls,

1054
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: let's do come in person. Time the girls tip the girls.

1055
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: I think it's time for I don't think this segment

1056
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: segments is our segment that we do. That is our

1057
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: one minute to rant on something in culture that we

1058
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: do not like or find a distasteful or even hate.

1059
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: And looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is

1060
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: going to be. I've got one that's gonna I'm gonna

1061
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: it's gonna break the world. It's so good, my god, wow, wow, Okay,

1062
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: all right, this is um I've got one. You want

1063
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: to go first, you go first. I can go first.

1064
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: Here you go. This is gonna be Bowen Yang's. I

1065
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, this time starts now. I don't

1066
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Electric fans, darling, you want to talk

1067
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: about recycled air Bitchard perpetrator number one, not honey, you're

1068
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: just taking air and making it move around and oscillate

1069
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 1: in little waves. I see you. That is That is

1070
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch. If

1071
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: you want to if you want it process air, you

1072
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 1: better make it come out colder, bitch. I need you

1073
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 1: to be blasting in my face and all my little holes, cold, cold, cold, honey.

1074
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:47,000
Speaker 1: If it's a fan, sure, it's just a lot of air,

1075
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: break it down, take your time to take you and moreover.

1076
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 1: I don't see what the purpose is fifteen seconds. The

1077
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: ceilings are just good for you know, for cats to

1078
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: just look at something, for children to be you know, transfixed.

1079
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: It's a distraction in this medi alienscape. We don't need distractions.

1080
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: We need to be talking about the thing itself, and

1081
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: the thing itself is air conditioning pins for your rebuttal,

1082
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: this braggard shouldn't be talking pens. Interesting. I do a

1083
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 1: really good pen. He's a little southern Hello, Lauren, excuse me, Lauren?

1084
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: Are you listening? Lauren? Hello, Lauren, get me to Montreal. Um,

1085
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think someone that's happening.

1086
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait wait do you have it? Um?

1087
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: I had it for a second um oh, yes, yes, yes, okay,

1088
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so. It's time

1089
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so. Honey, Loranges, okay, and

1090
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 1: this is what you get when it's in between a

1091
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: lemon and orange. It's a big lemon, it's a small orange.

1092
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: Here's what I think. Lorenges. You can't put them in

1093
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: a fucking drink by because when you get cut into it, unfortunately,

1094
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: it has the toughness of a lemon skin and the

1095
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 1: mass of an orange fruit, so you have a very large,

1096
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: hard skin, so it's hard to get into. Often if

1097
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: you put your orange peel is a goddamn cocktail, honey,

1098
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: you will find that it doesn't taste as good as

1099
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 1: it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange. Bitch.

1100
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: There are is a orange tree in the backyard of

1101
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 1: Greta Titleman, and those things actually look good. But the

1102
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: problem with that is they look good and then you

1103
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: go to taste them, honey, and they taste mess. I

1104
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey, oranges, decide what you are. You

1105
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: can either be one or two things, orange or a lemon.

1106
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: There are only two of these things. That's the binary

1107
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: and oranges welcome to the stage. Lorenges, that's what you know.

1108
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 1: Oranges one, that's not what they're called. I believe there's

1109
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: so many damn hybred fruits out there you can't even

1110
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 1: can't keep tracking, can't off the hybrid. I'm half fag,

1111
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: half horse. Lauren a cent whore. That's a good pun, Oh,

1112
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: it says record producer Laurent. Yeah, because it's a person.

1113
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: Do these wait? Do these not exist? Wait? What? Wait?

1114
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 1: What fruit? Do you think? They're just bad lemons? Are

1115
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 1: bad oranges? Maybe they're called orangem's Wait, oranges? These don't exist?

1116
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 1: Disn't gred his back yard? No, wonder it, Larenge, it's

1117
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 1: like a large lemon that's like half an orange, probably

1118
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 1: eating damn rocks. You're probably eating damn rocks. Wait do

1119
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: these not? Are these not real? I had not heard

1120
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: of them, but there had a lot of weird hybrid fruits,

1121
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: especially all right, so I don't think the only hybrid fruits.

1122
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 1: Then you're confusing my oranges, Larenge, slide into the d

1123
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:02,800
Speaker 1: m s. Are loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into

1124
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: the lawranges? Every time he says lawrenches. I'm telling you,

1125
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up and all I'm getting his laurrange um. Okay,

1126
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 1: I think it's time we can get We can put

1127
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: a pin in that like New Orleans can pin um.

1128
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: And I think who wants to go first? Between Josh

1129
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: and Aaron, here we go, I can go. I think

1130
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:26,000
Speaker 1: at gonna be hard to follow. Okay, Hey, I reserve

1131
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: the right to walk out if I don't. This is

1132
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson's I don't think Sony as time starts now,

1133
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Going to church on Sunday

1134
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: and Wednesday, No, no, no, no, honey, pick a damn day.

1135
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 1: I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday, damn,

1136
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to go on Wednesday. I already

1137
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 1: got all the God I needed on Sunday. And some

1138
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday night and Wednesday.

1139
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So you think, oh, I

1140
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 1: love my church community. I want to see him more. Well, honey, picture,

1141
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: look at a damn picture of him. You'll see him

1142
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: in but six days, not but safe seconds, and then

1143
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: you gotta go look at them all on Wednesday, No, honey,

1144
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:27,559
Speaker 1: westdays from being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think

1145
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 1: so this is terrible. Killed them all and that's one

1146
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: minute of fucking trash. Wait, actually I have a question

1147
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: for you. Ye so I heard that many questions. Yeah,

1148
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: so we're the Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely

1149
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 1: the same people. Is that? Yeah? I mean it was

1150
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,480
Speaker 1: more like we did choir and youth group on well,

1151
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,639
Speaker 1: so there was different activities to do that day. Sunday,

1152
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: youth groups, Sunday evening, Sunday evening, and you still come

1153
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. For it was how long were the masses? Well,

1154
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: it wasn't like seven days day. It was like it

1155
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: wasn't like a massive but it was like a couple

1156
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 1: of hours. Sorry queen, No, no, no no. It was

1157
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 1: like we didn't all like go into the big church.

1158
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: It was like we did things. It's like, yeah, you're

1159
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: eating white dinner with the whitey, Whitey. We would have

1160
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 1: youth groups on Friday night. Friday nights, no son comes

1161
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: God the whole day weekend. When you're Saturday, you're feeling

1162
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:41,759
Speaker 1: bad for all the fucking you're doing, and then Sunday

1163
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: pray to God to forgive you. When is the last

1164
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:50,720
Speaker 1: time anyone here went to I went. Probably sometimes I

1165
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 1: when I'm visiting my family, I go to church for Christmas.

1166
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 1: I only go when i'm working it. You know, I'm

1167
01:09:55,320 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: an interim youth pastor. So sometimes everyone like well he

1168
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,560
Speaker 1: believed like okay, oh cool at one time saying it

1169
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: that really pretty church on sixth Avenue down in the village.

1170
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 1: Oh I love that? What was that? What was that

1171
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 1: spiritual song are you guys saying last night? Which I

1172
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 1: left your name on? And then we shout out to

1173
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: the Lord, and my sister said, so, I love Lord,

1174
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 1: I left your name on high because and then would

1175
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 1: you guys do like well, we actually found someone in

1176
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,240
Speaker 1: the audience. We wanted to get a sign language interpreter

1177
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 1: because that felt very youth group. And then we come

1178
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: to someone who knew the alphabet and got him to

1179
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 1: spell everything as it was happening and walk us through

1180
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 1: because I need a refresher. What are what are the show?

1181
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 1: Away from the earth to the Cross? I did to

1182
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,639
Speaker 1: pay from the cross to the grave, from the grave

1183
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,719
Speaker 1: to this guy, Lord, I left your name on high.

1184
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 1: Josh is a harmony queen gorgeous. It was not the

1185
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 1: right choice them all. Now it's still at all, you're

1186
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 1: not glad to be going last, because you know, you

1187
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: know what the best church song is for me? Say,

1188
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:13,160
Speaker 1: it's Happy Birthday, Jesus the Highest blessed. It is he

1189
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 1: who comes from the name of the Lord, hold the Highest.

1190
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 1: What's the Michael W. Smith song We Love Oh God? Which, yeah,

1191
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: but the one before that's really iconic. It's like a

1192
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 1: full like eighties pat. I thought, you're like time was

1193
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:40,240
Speaker 1: a time like I can't remember you? You wept and

1194
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: now will rise you? You a best dance? This is

1195
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 1: just that. This is that classic sketch Premi, I said,

1196
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,759
Speaker 1: Matt literally wrote a sketch like this in college for Hammercats.

1197
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: He was, what's that song that goes um? What's that about?

1198
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: Getting little time? Promises, promises, looking for a reason, rolling

1199
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 1: through the night to find my place in this world,

1200
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:16,680
Speaker 1: my place in this world? That's actually that guy. I

1201
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 1: think that charted on the regular radio. My husband, he say, Hercules,

1202
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: I'm glad to be going last because I picked another

1203
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 1: one and it does not fit the tone of the previous.

1204
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 1: So I just decided on a new one. Was a

1205
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 1: previous The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism.

1206
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:36,679
Speaker 1: But have a better one. Now I don't think so, honey.

1207
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: It's now, I don't think so, honey. Living with my

1208
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:47,519
Speaker 1: Dom's parents, Dom, come and try my little boy hole.

1209
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: It comes. It comes domm like, are we going to

1210
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,360
Speaker 1: are we going to see grand popping my mom on Wednesday?

1211
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, come now, Mommy, getting me tripping home?

1212
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: Jesus didn't and he used the thing. Here's the thing.

1213
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm so close to getting me last since thirty seconds.

1214
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 1: I think his parents don't even want me to have it,

1215
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: so I'll have to stay at the house and they'd

1216
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 1: be walking in on me vitches every time we found

1217
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: a sexy vich, they'd be walking into He is handcuffed

1218
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,880
Speaker 1: to the radiator, ready to have him come on. And

1219
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,599
Speaker 1: then they come in say, oh, you're staying from meat

1220
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:32,040
Speaker 1: pie or not for dinner? And I say mommy, mommy, mommy,

1221
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 1: and then and then me Dom gets flustered and he

1222
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: loses little Pony and then has anyone ever done one

1223
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 1: in character? You know why? This is the first? Like god,

1224
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,679
Speaker 1: this is the first in character. On the pot episode,

1225
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: Max Witter did do one as Satan. Oh remember that one? Anyone?

1226
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: I think Laura, they Laura did one with they just start,

1227
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so many and then she scream and

1228
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 1: there's like a track that plays and then they screaming.

1229
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,800
Speaker 1: That's what the kids are getting created, kids are getting cream.

1230
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 1: This was a while ago to the early live ones.

1231
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,719
Speaker 1: Not this is the first character on the pod ops,

1232
01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 1: the most frequent guest and an innovator and my guest

1233
01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: co hosted is your Joel has gold go guest with

1234
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 1: me and with me at live shows. Oh at live

1235
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,640
Speaker 1: she's but never on the pod and he's been on

1236
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:30,120
Speaker 1: the pod three times. The only live the only pod

1237
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 1: episode guest hosts have been Michelle Collins and Josh Sharp.

1238
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:39,920
Speaker 1: I believe interesting angel Oh yes, Angels. Oh so Chris

1239
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 1: is also I mean Joel is also a four timer?

1240
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:45,439
Speaker 1: Then Joel on the show many times. He has three

1241
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: time guests and then a guest host. Yes, I think

1242
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:53,760
Speaker 1: Josh is not the first four time all the earth. Yeah,

1243
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: I gotta hit that R. I mean, this has just

1244
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 1: been another historic episode. I did not know what it

1245
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,080
Speaker 1: was gonna be, a real shrow Dinger's cat going in

1246
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 1: opening the box and sings dead or alive and not

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Speaker 1: knowing what the outcome would be and then I knew

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Speaker 1: the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage. Trow

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Speaker 1: Dinger's cat RuPaul would love that. She'd be like, I

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Speaker 1: got it. Here's a good one, but unto the stage.

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Speaker 1: Alma Mater, my sister had a good one. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: she's Irish. Welcome to the stage. Patti O lights patio

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Speaker 1: lights because they got from Alexa Alexa. They were like, Alexe,

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Speaker 1: can you turn the patio lights. She's like, cannot find

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Speaker 1: patio lights. Calimony Ala and she's a She's like, she's

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Speaker 1: but she's a woman who died at the Alamo. She's

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Speaker 1: a ghost queen. Queen. Show to the baby, baby girl,

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Speaker 1: you are gone. You can alway sing and when do

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Speaker 1: you rise? It is gone. She is lighting in you.