1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 2: loser line. 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 3: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the 5 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 3: loser line before. 6 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 2: It works like this. 7 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 3: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at 8 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 3: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. 9 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 3: Excuse me, miss, but are you my Mexican? 10 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 2: Because I believe you are my. 11 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 3: One and only. Whatever you do, don't throw a plate 12 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 3: of enchiladas onto his cargo pants. Instead, tell him that 13 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 3: you think your dad used that exact same line on 14 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,840 Speaker 3: your mom twenty years ago, right before you were conceived. 15 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 3: And that's when you give him the digits to the 16 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 3: loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 3: can play on the air voicemails like this one. 18 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 2: Hello, my darling, I I hope you're not mad with me? 19 00:00:55,920 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 2: Seemed the little surprise, and I go of you. I 20 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, and I have a 21 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 2: gift for you. I found an old shipping container, probably 22 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 2: gonna need a little bit of work, but I'm going 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 2: to model it into a house. We can build a 24 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 2: family and live there. I wanted to get your feedback. 25 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 2: You know your thoughts. Your thoughts are important to me, 26 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 2: so you know, maybe we can remodel it together. Let 27 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 2: me know I love you. I'm good to say. 28 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 4: I shouldn't. 29 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure. When he says he found a shipping container, 30 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 5: it's his bunker, they. 31 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 3: Don't, you know, and he wants to remodel it into 32 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: a home to build a family. 33 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 6: I mean, there's some shipping containers, but in that way, 34 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 6: this guys, it's going to be the same. 35 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 4: No. 36 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 6: No, I don't think it's gonna be light in the areas. 37 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 4: It's more like Dungeon. 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 2: Yes. 39 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, Jake, it's a I just wanted to 40 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: tell you I had so much fun with you the 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 1: other night, and I love the homework assignment you gave 42 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: me Mary bang Kill. 43 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 5: So I had to think about it. Out of all 44 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 5: the presidents, he told me which ones I would do, 45 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 5: and I finally have my answer. So okay, first we're 46 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 5: going to start with bang And like obviously the answer 47 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 5: like everyone would give would be Clinton because like he 48 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 5: knows what he's doing. But I'm thinking it my real 49 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 5: answer might be Richard Nixon, because you know, the bad boys, 50 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 5: like they're always the most fun. So I'm gonna go 51 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 5: with Nixon. 52 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 6: On that and then kill I don't even really want 53 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 6: to kill any of them, but if I had to, 54 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 6: I guess I would choose Lincoln because you know, he 55 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 6: gets shot anyway, so I. 56 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 1: Don't don't know what's the harm and me doing it, So. 57 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 2: I guess I'll just kill him. 58 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 5: And then for Mary, I think I think I'm going 59 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 5: to go with Obama on this one, just because, like 60 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 5: I'm not exactly sure if he's a legal citizen or not. 61 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 5: So if he marries me, then he's going to be 62 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 5: a citizen, and I really want that for him. So yeah, 63 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 5: now your turn, and you have to do it back 64 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 5: to me, and you have to do first, lady. 65 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,239 Speaker 7: I'll be waiting. 66 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 3: So it is calls like this that we really really 67 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 3: appreciate from our listeners who don't just give out the 68 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 3: loser line number by itself. They give the person an 69 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 3: assignment call and leave a message saying which president you marry, 70 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 3: bank kill? 71 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 2: I don't know how you got worse. 72 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 3: It got worse after the Nixon answer. 73 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 5: I thought that was going to be the epitome of 74 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 5: the bat. 75 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 3: I think it's sweet that she's trying to bring more 76 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 3: citizens to the United States of America. And you know what, 77 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 3: if you're down to play some Mary bang kill, why 78 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 3: not head over to our TikTok page at Brook and 79 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: Jeffrey right now so you can tell us which morning 80 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 3: show hosts you'd marry, bang or kill. But remember you 81 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 3: can't answer jeff for all three. 82 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: Kill you you want to be killed. 83 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 3: It would be a good time. Also, while you're there, 84 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 3: make sure to watch our live in studio reactions to 85 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 3: our top loser lines of the week. We're filming one 86 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 3: right now. Well Mary bang Kill goes over, we will 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 3: be the dead studio raction. Now let's get back to 88 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 3: the clips. 89 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 7: Mel Hey, I'm really confused. I mean I can't find 90 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 7: the Shine anywhere. I'm looking all around. I even went 91 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 7: in and I asked somebody, Hey, is there a time, 92 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 7: place and shine? And they were like no, they thought 93 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 7: I was crazy. I ended up getting to a fight 94 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 7: with the manager too, man, because I know. 95 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 4: That was the right place. You gave me this address, 96 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 4: and I know this is where I'm supposed to be. 97 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 4: And when I went outside, I got a kick it 98 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 4: on my car. So I'm driving around for a minute 99 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 4: now trying to find this place that drives me crazy. 100 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 7: Can you do me a favor? Can you please just 101 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 7: call me back? Please? I mean I just need it? 102 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 7: What what I emerging here? 103 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 2: You Ao, I don't know about felt. 104 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 3: Is bad for somebody on the loser Lie, it's a 105 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 3: really good first impression to demonstrate your road rage to 106 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,919 Speaker 3: your woman right. 107 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 2: Over the phone. 108 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 3: He self edited. 109 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 2: He didn't say the real word virgin. Good for her. Hey, Allie, 110 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 2: it's it's I don't know if you remember me. We 111 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: met and uh, you know over the check nakes. Did 112 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 2: you make that really like a really funny joke? You said, 113 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 2: waiter checks please like we laughed? Oh? Man, Like anyway, 114 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 2: I was. I was kind of wondering if I'm sorry. 115 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 2: Oh crap, my phone's actually about to die. Basically, let 116 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,159 Speaker 2: me just hurry. I had a really time with you. 117 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 2: I think it's so beautiful and like amazing, and I 118 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 2: just like, like, let's go out next Friday or Saturday 119 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 2: or or whenever you're free by dinner. I just want 120 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 2: to get to know you. And and yeah, coming back, 121 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 2: oh oh, I guess I didn't have to actually go 122 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 2: that fast. My phone's not gonna die, but could we 123 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 2: just like rewind past all the parts go back to 124 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:30,599 Speaker 2: the checks stuff, you know, just rewind, Yeah, to just ignore. 125 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 3: That, and oh you kind of wish your phone did 126 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 3: die because I was super embarrassing. 127 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a roller coaster. 128 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 3: I feel like that's the same pitch he gave at 129 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 3: the end of the date too. 130 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, meeting, I don't even know if it was an 131 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 5: actual date. 132 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,600 Speaker 3: Oh, my uber's here, so I had a really good 133 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 3: time with you and me to get ill all voicemails 134 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 3: like you told me to. Oh wait, actually the uber 135 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 3: is going to be here in thirty seconds. Remembers lose 136 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 3: a line regularly at this time every week, and make 137 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 3: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok, where 138 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 3: you can hear your favorite loser lines of the week 139 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 3: right up on there. Now we're gonna get into a 140 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 3: phone tap right after this 141 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.