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Speaker 1: Karen steals from me, then brings the police to my

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Speaker 1: doorstep to arrest me. I love how.

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Speaker 2: Karen's trying to pull the reverse Uno card on you

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Speaker 2: all the time. They're always like, Okay, I fucked up,

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Speaker 2: but I'm just gonna make it look like you are

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Speaker 2: doing exactly what I just did so I don't get

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Speaker 2: in trouble.

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Speaker 1: It's it's truly insane. Say trickery, which day moved over here?

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Speaker 1: Big big trickery, big trick background info. My name is Sean,

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Speaker 1: and I love.

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Speaker 2: That background info. Bro, that was some great info.

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Speaker 1: What's up, Sean? And my dad has a nice collection

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Speaker 1: of vintage consoles from when he was in his twenties.

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Speaker 1: Cool hell yeah, sick. Since he didn't use the consoles

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Speaker 1: that much, he gave me a few of them. I

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Speaker 1: mostly use his Game Boy Color because I love playing

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Speaker 1: Pokemon Crystal on it. This story takes place when I

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Speaker 1: was fifteen and I'm now nineteen. The story to less

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Speaker 1: the story, I was at the greatest place on Earth,

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Speaker 1: daven Busters, an arcade that I still love visiting to

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Speaker 1: this day. Have you been I have into Dave and Busters.

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Speaker 2: I've ever been.

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Speaker 1: It's cool. It's literally took you GE's for adults. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's exactly that when I saw a little boy snatching

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Speaker 1: those cards Dave and Busters use for games for people.

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Speaker 1: So like you have a car that you can like

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Speaker 1: load with your money on it. It's like pickpotting people's

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Speaker 1: that they've loaded, you know, ten twenty bunch of money on.

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Speaker 2: Geez, little kids, a.

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Speaker 1: Little rascal, little rascals. I didn't really do anything about it,

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Speaker 1: since it wasn't my business and karma would catch up

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Speaker 1: to him soon enough. But once I was done playing

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Speaker 1: with a game boy, I was about to get up

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Speaker 1: so I could get a card myself and play some

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Speaker 1: of the games. But then I was quickly stopped by

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Speaker 1: a woman. Excuse me, young man, stop right there? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: not that caravns me. Hi, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Like every classic Karen? She used the let me see

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Speaker 1: your manager voice. Yes, actually you can help me. Give

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Speaker 1: my son your game guy toy that you have right there.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, you heard me, young man, give my son

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Speaker 1: the game guy.

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Speaker 2: What game guy?

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Speaker 1: The game guy that's kind.

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Speaker 2: Of like a solid name though, game game guy. Game guy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it is a yeah, you know what

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Speaker 1: it is. And why would I do that. Well, my

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Speaker 1: son has behaved for a month, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: find the perfect a gift for ham.

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Speaker 2: Buy it by the.

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Speaker 1: Gift for it and purchase it, you fucking maniac.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that she kept calling it a game

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Speaker 1: guy annoyed me. He's like, my dad is a vintage collector.

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Speaker 1: You know this isn't a ship on the name. This

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Speaker 1: is the ninety seven Raspberry Hardshell, you idiot?

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Speaker 2: Wow is that real?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: That sounded legit.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, ma'am, but I'm not giving my game boy away. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: how's about forty forty What do you mean forty forty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Forty bucks for your game guy? How is that so

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Speaker 1: hard to understand? God, lady, a game boy costs a

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Speaker 1: little over one hundred bucks, and even if it did

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Speaker 1: cost forty dollars, I'm not selling it. The Karen went

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Speaker 1: back to a kid and started talking to him. I

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Speaker 1: just ignored it, put my game Boy in my back pocket,

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Speaker 1: and went over to get my car.

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Speaker 2: Oh this kid, this kid.

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Speaker 1: I got in without any issues, and I went over

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Speaker 1: to play a game. While I was playing, I felt

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a shuffling in my rear region

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Speaker 1: and heard small footsteps walking away from me.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to hear shuffling in your rear agent ever,

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Speaker 2: the rear region should be absent of shuffling.

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Speaker 1: Shuffle free, shuffle free zone. Can you guess what happened? Yes,

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Speaker 1: my game boy was gone. It was now a game

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Speaker 1: guy game gone. I instantly knew who was responsible for this.

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Speaker 1: I don't get mad easily, but since the game boy

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Speaker 1: was my dad's originally, I was furious, especially since it

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Speaker 1: had my Pokemon game still in it. I stormed over

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Speaker 1: to the Karen who's walking out of the arcade with

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Speaker 1: her son. Hey, lady, Karen looked at me shocked because

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Speaker 1: I found out that my game boy was missing. How

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Speaker 1: dumb do you have to be to not notice a

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Speaker 1: whole console missing from your pocket? I also love how

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Speaker 1: he calls it a console. I mean, I guess that

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Speaker 1: is what it is, and I've never heard anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a game boy. It's you. What do you want?

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Speaker 1: Your little spawn of Satan stole my game boy? How

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Speaker 1: dare you say that about my little angel? Give it

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Speaker 1: back now? No? No, he deserves this.

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Speaker 2: Why why does he deserve it? He stole it?

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Speaker 1: Fucking maniac. Oh my god. I traded to take it

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Speaker 1: back from the kid, but Karen slapped me hard. What

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Speaker 1: what the hell was that for? I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: get my console back. Well, too bad, your your game

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Speaker 1: guy is hours now, no insistence saying are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Right now? That's my dad's game Boy. So what it's

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Speaker 1: old and junkie. He wouldn't care if it's old and junkie.

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Speaker 2: Get your own by yourself, FYI.

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Speaker 1: My dad loved playing his game Boy, and I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure my dad would be flaming about this. I tried

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Speaker 1: to snatch the game boy and I actually got it,

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Speaker 1: but only because that devil's hands was very greasy. H

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Speaker 1: and now my game boy was very dirty? God, how

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Speaker 1: dare you take that from him? I'll be calling the police.

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Speaker 1: I just ignored them, hopped onto my back, and headed home.

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Speaker 1: You thought that was all hell? No, there's more. About

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Speaker 1: an hour after I got home, I heard a knock

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Speaker 1: on my door. Lo and behold, an officer was at

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Speaker 1: my door. The police officer guess who is behind her?

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Speaker 1: Karen and the devil. The officer asked me if I

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Speaker 1: had a stolen item, and it took tons of convincing

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Speaker 1: For that officer to let me go, I had to

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Speaker 1: show him my five year old receipt for the Pokemon Crystal.

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Speaker 1: Once that was dealt with, Karen bothered me for a

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Speaker 1: few more days, but then she later gave up. I

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Speaker 1: still can't get over the fact that she didn't call

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Speaker 1: it a game boy but a game guy.

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Speaker 2: I also, like, I can't believe he had a five

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Speaker 2: year old hie. That's the most impressive part.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, like I would have pulled out the collection or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.