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Speaker 1: Landscaping this Cody, I'm a little guy with a big complaint. Cody,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. My name is Ed Strauss and I'm a

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Speaker 1: little person. Oh okay, do you know what that means? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it means you're under four ten? I think. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: you're laughing at me now? No, no, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: was No, that's isn't that what that means? Either way?

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Speaker 1: Dan came out to give me an estimate on my

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Speaker 1: landscaping the other day, and when he got here, he

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Speaker 1: looked me straight in the eye and said, oh, looks

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Speaker 1: like we're not going to be needing a garden gnome

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Speaker 1: since you already are one. Uh. Is that the way

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Speaker 1: you conduct business over there? No, not at all, I

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Speaker 1: don't think. I mean, I've never gotten a complaint like

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Speaker 1: this before ever. I don't know. Maybe he was trying

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Speaker 1: to be more comfortable or something. Okay, because it's funny

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Speaker 1: to you guys, because little people make you laugh, that's

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Speaker 1: what it is. Not even a little bit. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I bet you think this phone call is hilarious and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna go back to Dan and be like, Hey, Dan,

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Speaker 1: I guess who called me today? The guy that we

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Speaker 1: should build a whole garden of four leaf clovers for wow?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Is that what you're gonna do? No, that

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Speaker 1: is not I really don't like huge of that kind

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Speaker 1: of a biggest treat. You're gonna go, You're gonna go

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Speaker 1: back there and you're gonna say, oh oh ed strouss

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Speaker 1: he's all mad at us. What's he gonna do. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna come here and he's gonna punch us in the

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Speaker 1: kneecaps and buttons in our ships. Is that what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm not gonna know. I'm not gonna you

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Speaker 1: can't believe the way that you guys treated me. I'm

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Speaker 1: really sorry. I mean what, I'm sorry. You see there

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Speaker 1: you go. You just laughed. You just laughed at me

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Speaker 1: because I don't know what to say. I I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what what did? How can we make

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Speaker 1: this better? Like? I don't know? I want you to

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Speaker 1: stand in my garden for a week as my personal

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Speaker 1: garden nome All right, that's well, that's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you in a little pointy hat and

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Speaker 1: put a beard on you and make you stand there

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Speaker 1: from eight to five for a week. Every day, so

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Speaker 1: you know how it feels to be called a garden noome.

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Speaker 1: I've never called anyone a garden nome, so that doesn't

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Speaker 1: make any sense. But your employee called me a garden noome. Okay,

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Speaker 1: because I'm a little person, and I will take disciplinary

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Speaker 1: action with that employee. But I'm not going to dress

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Speaker 1: myself up for eight hours a day as a garden

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Speaker 1: gnome that if you don't do it, I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: the Better Business Bureau. I'm gonna call the local news.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it the NAACP. I'm calling everybody and

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Speaker 1: letting them know that. All right, Okay, all right, here's

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do? All right, don't call all those people, please,

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Speaker 1: first of all, like we can look this out between

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Speaker 1: us without getting all those other people involved. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get down on my level and talk to me.

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Speaker 1: That is not what I said. Listen, Let let me

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Speaker 1: talk to Jane, and if he says that he actually

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Speaker 1: did say those things, then I will temporarily be your

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Speaker 1: garden nome and I'm gonna come out every hour on

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Speaker 1: the hour and put you in the kneecaps. You guys

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you? Are you serious. This has to

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Speaker 1: be a joke, like, no one what this is actually

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Speaker 1: jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: You serious? I'm serious? Uh, your buddy Dan wanted me

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Speaker 1: to set you up. Now, Dan is really gonna get recommended?

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Speaker 1: Were you actually gonna stand in my garden dress as

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Speaker 1: a garden home for a week, Well, just gonna be

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Speaker 1: on the radio. Yeah, I'm gonna air this on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, how ye, I was going to stand in

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Speaker 1: the garden. Now we're all our customer service. Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: you fine. This one's feel with me even now. I

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Speaker 1: dream where fight well wiicious be it's my arms wide.

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Speaker 1: I opened my eyes now safe. It's a sky full

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Speaker 1: of light, a sky full of a lighter. By the

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Speaker 1: time you hear this, I want already spiraled up. I

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Speaker 1: would never do nothing to let you cowards mumbled up.

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Speaker 1: If I was you, I would talk or gets druck

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Speaker 1: like lightning fighters, keep fighting, put your light us up

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Speaker 1: point of sky, would up. Had a dream I was King.

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Speaker 1: I woke up steal King snap King's nipoless mind for

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Speaker 1: the milk kink till nobody else even feels me until

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Speaker 1: it kills me. I sweater kind of Petter. You listen

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Speaker 1: to this music, case or that ever will be disagree,

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Speaker 1: feel free from the refusing an