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Speaker 1: Okay, podcast starts. Now, what's up everybody, and welcome back

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Speaker 1: to Stradio Lab. Welcome back, George. How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You know it's this is We're now back on zoom. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: After three episodes recording in person where we could touch

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Speaker 1: each other, I could kind of caress your cheat of course,

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Speaker 1: um or your or kind of play with your mustache

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Speaker 1: and or romantic way in the middle of the episode.

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Speaker 1: Now I can't even I feel like I can't. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm reaching out, but I can't reach, you know, And

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Speaker 1: to be honest, I feel safe for this way. Um whoa. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess I was doing a lot of up sitting

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Speaker 1: in a way that was like I kept caressing. It

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Speaker 1: was interesting. You know, we've been doing this for almost

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Speaker 1: three years and you didn't know that my style when

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Speaker 1: heard is good in work environment. Yeah. No, I think

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Speaker 1: that was maybe a thing, um, you know in the nineties.

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Speaker 1: I think potentially that was encouraged. If you read any

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Speaker 1: business book from the nineties, there's a whole chapter about

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Speaker 1: caressing your co It's mostly about caressing, and it's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, they're like to be stroked this way like

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Speaker 1: they like when you rubbed this part. Um. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you read two um, which is about to be

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Speaker 1: made irrelevant actually, but if you read business book, it's

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Speaker 1: about um sort of being on zoom and sort of

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Speaker 1: not touching, which is amazing. Yeah, it's most of it

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Speaker 1: is about not caressing. Yeah, how it kind of dudes

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Speaker 1: and don't yeah, how to make a million dollars caressing? Caressing? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I actually had an experience that, um, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: you want to reach out and touch someone. On my

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Speaker 1: flight back from Los Angeles, California. You wouldn't believe who

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Speaker 1: I have one guess what And I knew it was

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Speaker 1: gonna be Rosio Donald, but I wanted to really dry

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Speaker 1: it out it was, which was actually insane. What was

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Speaker 1: she like so normal? Well except that she was yeah whatever,

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Speaker 1: and it was totally normal. Whereas I was like, I'd

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Speaker 1: It's not like fun inherently you're with your kid. It

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Speaker 1: was like it felt stressful. Also, she like I it

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Speaker 1: I was in high school, I literally watched her vlog.

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Speaker 1: I would go to Rosie o'donnald dot com and watch

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Speaker 1: wearing kind of you know, she's like no makeup, wearing

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Speaker 1: She like is very aware of what people think of her.

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Speaker 1: granted Emmy voting power via our podcast, the world has changed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: actor on the street, I'd say, hey, you better kiss

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Speaker 1: my ass, buddy, because I could make or break you. Absolutely. Well, George,

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Speaker 1: how have you been since you've been back or whatever?

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Speaker 1: it's tough because I don't want to, you know. I'm

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Speaker 1: out either right before Christmas or right after Christmas, so

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Speaker 1: jingle bell themed jewelry of some sort. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's no way around it. Right now. It's not even Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: It's not Thanksgiving, but it is the week of Thanksgiving,

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Speaker 1: So my mom loves plays, okay, and she hasn't been

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Speaker 1: car for the one the only Michelle Davis. Wow, thank

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Speaker 1: to speak up. Well, what's funny is I've never seen

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Speaker 1: go to a serious play. I'm sort of a musical gal.

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting. Okay, see my mom was like, no musical okay,

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Speaker 1: to a play no music? Yeah, that's harsh. My friends

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Speaker 1: I've heard good things. And I also feel like moms,

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Speaker 1: I mean certain moms are they love kind of LGBTQ

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Speaker 1: It's Saturday night. Okay, Michelle reading Vanity Fair or screaming

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Speaker 1: That's hard. That's the hardest one so far. Um. I

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Speaker 1: Rachel getting married Margot at the wedding or wedding crashers.

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Speaker 1: I think that Michelle chose to pick the straighter thing.

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Speaker 1: the straighter thing. Mm hmm, Yeah, No, I think I

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00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: think it's a it's a giving, you know, back to basics,

422
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera. It is back to the root of what

423
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 1: makes this podcast a podcast exactly. And sometimes we need

424
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: to be reminded of the things we believe it's exactly,

425
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: especially before or after Christmas, which is when, um, I

426
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 1: have a question in the dynamic of podcast hosts a

427
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: podcast guest, who is mother? I mean, I mean generally

428
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: or or here here, here, here, I'm definitely your mother,

429
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: or you are a mother, you are my mom? Sure,

430
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: because there was a moment where I was like, you're

431
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 1: kind of being mother when You're like, no, this is

432
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: how the game works. I was like, no, that's mother.

433
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: And I definitely like, while you guys are mother, I

434
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: definitely am a rule follower. So it's like so like again,

435
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: like I have I know my rules, just like you

436
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: know I came with my topic, did I not? Like

437
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I prepared, I know my

438
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 1: shout out at the end. You know what I'm saying.

439
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: Like it's like you know who doesn't exactly Okay, So

440
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: maybe I am mother. Well here's what I think I think,

441
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: And maybe this is just like recency bias, Like I've

442
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: had this experience recently to me, you are visiting mother,

443
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: and we are making the guest room nice for you,

444
00:25:54,400 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 1: Like it's like, yes, you are laying out Vanity Fair

445
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: on my nightstand. I'm laying out Vanity and it's like

446
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: of course for you, part of you feels like we

447
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: are mother because you're like, well, I'm in his my

448
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: son has all grown up and I'm in his apartment. Yeah,

449
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: exactly exactly that sense. My son is mother. My son

450
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: is mother, but like I will always be his mother

451
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: because exactly exactly figured it out. I think we figured

452
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 1: okay that makes complete and it's really complex. It's really complex,

453
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, I think peace incoming. Okay. I also

454
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: want to circle back to um team Edward, team Jacob. Um.

455
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 1: That was such a visceral response. I'm also a team

456
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: Edward by the way. Oh I didn't say I was

457
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: Team Edward. Oh what are you? I'm actually wait, actually

458
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: yes I am. Okay, yeah, I think I am too.

459
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: I've only seen the first movie, but yeah, I mean

460
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: Edward's hotter. He's also more interesting. Yeah, he's more interesting. Okay,

461
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: this is like so anti feminist to me, but I'm

462
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: sort of just like Edward was there first, Like Jacob,

463
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: you can't come still, this guy's gal Like, yeah, I

464
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: guess women aren't property. I guess, but we're reading Twilight

465
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: right now, like right. And it's also like, well, he

466
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: introduced her to his family, like he's being a gentleman

467
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. Also he has generational wealth, generations of wealth. Yeah,

468
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: and also he's like a million years old, talk about daddy,

469
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: right exactly. Also like if I'm going to marry into

470
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: a family, it's going to be a vampire family, not

471
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: aware of a family, And that's just me. No, it's

472
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: very true. You know what it is. Vampires are old money,

473
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: were wolves are nevo reading exactly. Wow, and there it

474
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: is if you're gunn to marry into a family that

475
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: has some kind of supernatural element money exactly exactly. Wait, Sam,

476
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you seemed like you disagreed. Yeah,

477
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not quite. I guess I'm thinking like

478
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: the family I would rather be in would be the

479
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: Wearawolf family. They just seemed a little more carefree. There

480
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: seemed to be like less. You also love bears, Yeah,

481
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: you like like you. I think I'm not surprised that

482
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: you are drawn to a werewolf more than kind of

483
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: like a hairless vampire, like a palely He's also like

484
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: apparently freezing cold. Yeah, and and hard, I think, yeah,

485
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: he's rack hard. It's really really hard. Um. I yeah,

486
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: it's just I feel like the day to day activities

487
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: of the Wearable family would be more in line with

488
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: my interests rather than the light is really coming in

489
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: a weird way, so I'm turning out it's you found

490
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: your light, mam, but you would at least with Okay,

491
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: so a werewolf, Well, it's actually kind of a perfect

492
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: binary because with a werewolf, you can only hang out

493
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: during the day, and with a vampire you can only

494
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: hang out at night. So it's kind of do you

495
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: want brunch or do you want night? I guess in

496
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: that context I would go vampire at least in this

497
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 1: stage of my life. Yeah. Yeah, I go out hit

498
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: the time I want to go out. So given that binary,

499
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: I go grunch. Like I go to sleep every night

500
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: at eleven pm. Really it's tough. And then you know

501
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: your husband can go out exact exactly, like, do what

502
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: you want when I'm asleep. That's that's really very Wait, wow,

503
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: that's so interesting. What time do you wake up this morning? Um?

504
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning. I slept in till nine.

505
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I know. This is actually reminding me

506
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: Sam that like in our ven diagram in the workplace,

507
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: like we have a ton of overlap, but the things

508
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: that we differ on we like are very different on

509
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: Like I forgot you're a night owl. Oh yeah, I

510
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: need the stuff? Yeah, and you like you like party?

511
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: A little boy does he have? That's for sure. I

512
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: yearned a party. I simply can't stay up. I can't

513
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: stay up. Yeah, I yearned to get up early and

514
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: it just doesn't match my lifestyle currently. Oh my god,

515
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: the way if I was a morning person, it would

516
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: quite literally solve all my problems and I would be

517
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: president of the United States. I will say, on the

518
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: days that I wake up at like seven, I'm like,

519
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm like reading a book in the morning, I'm like

520
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: doing my ny T crossword puzzle, you know, like I'm

521
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: killing it. That is such a fantasy. What time is

522
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: early to you, guys, I need to I can wake up,

523
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: like if I'm being responsible, if I'm like my day

524
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: to day, I wake up at nine. Okay, yeah, So

525
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: for I mean for the past year and a half,

526
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: I've had a job where I've had to wake up early,

527
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: so I wake up at like eight. I would say.

528
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: When I have been in more of a freelance you know,

529
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: writer schedule, I would say, when I'm being respond instable,

530
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: it's like nine to ten. But if I get off

531
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: the wagon, like if I have a weekend where I'm

532
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: staying out late, if I have about of insomnia, like

533
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it can start getting bad, Like I can

534
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: start Like in college, for instance, I was one of

535
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: those people who like woke up in the afternoon and

536
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: would like miss class. I mean in a way that

537
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: I still regret to this day because I'm like, it

538
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: was my one chance to go to class. I feel

539
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: that I always, like I even have always yearned to

540
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: be a person who could like sleep till noon, but

541
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: I just can't, even when I'm hungover. Last weekend, I

542
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: was hungover and I woke up at seven. No. Yeah, yeah,

543
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: but that's because I think I was. I thought I

544
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: was going to throw up. I didn't. I didn't. Um.

545
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: Should we get into the topic? I would love nothing more. Yes,

546
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: it's a juicy one. I think so too. It's really nice.

547
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: We've been kind of like back to basics again, like

548
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: Reese episodes have been. So we've been so good at

549
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: getting to the root of straight culture. There. You know,

550
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: we did Sororities, we did the one before this said

551
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: it is going to be golf, and you know, it's

552
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: been like really good. Uh, you know, just kind of like,

553
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: what is it at the root? What is the what

554
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: is the rest at the root? What not rest? What

555
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: is the phrase? I'm like, the rot at the root,

556
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: the rot at the root of STRAIGHTL never heard of that. Yeah,

557
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: I kind of just made it up. What is your topic?

558
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: For today. My topic of straight culture is the concept

559
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: of a date night. Yeah, it actually makes me sad,

560
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: just like contemplating it makes me so sad. And it's

561
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: like it's like I've been with my boyfriend now for

562
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: like two years, and have we ever like this planned

563
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: something that's called a date night? No, And to that

564
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm so proud. It's just like, let's let's just hang

565
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: out but like to play and to and to tell

566
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: friends like, actually, can't it's date night? It's date night. Yeah,

567
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: I have a earth shattering admission. You do date night.

568
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes we do date night. But wouldn't you say that

569
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: that's you living up to strict culture? You know what

570
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: I do think when we do it, it it feels very heteronormative,

571
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: like genuinely and um, but I need some way to define, like,

572
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: you know, living in Brooklyn, New York City, your night

573
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: can be taken by other things so easily that when like,

574
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: I have to create a false boundary and be like,

575
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: I can't it's a date night? Which is it? One?

576
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: Every time I say that I lose out on jobs,

577
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: on friendship people, I people think, oh I used to

578
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: think you were cool and interesting. Now I know that

579
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: you live in Ohio, and are you lose followers on

580
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: across all the op eds are released taking me down,

581
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: and they're right, your LinkedIn is suspended. And but it

582
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: is hard to because you do need to put up

583
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: boundaries sometimes and be like, yeah, I am available technically

584
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: and i'm out and about even but this night is

585
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: for this thing. I do respect that, and I do

586
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: respect scheduling and leaving the time open. But maybe it's

587
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: just the naming of it, Like maybe you know what

588
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: I'm saying, it's the words date and night together. Yeah,

589
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: it's the naming of it. And it's also I mean,

590
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: there are two things. First of all, you know, Sam,

591
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: you're saying you're default if you're free is like going

592
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: out having a good time. But date night, when we're

593
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: in a date night space, the default is actually like

594
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: eating a TV dinner in front of the TV silently

595
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: with your Like that's what they're trying to avoid. It's

596
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: not like the two. It's not like you and Misha

597
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: are like, well, rather than going to another twelve hours

598
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: get party, we're going to go and have dinner. No

599
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: these this this is like Okay, the husband will put

600
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: on pants and not sweatpants. For one night a month.

601
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: That's the kind of that's those are the terms we're doing.

602
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: I agree. I also think it's like when you go

603
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: shopping you see a cute sweater and you're like, oh,

604
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:22,479
Speaker 1: this would be great for date night, Like that is sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

605
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,439
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. It's like people that don't

606
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: treat themselves specially normally and have to like yeah, yeah, exactly,

607
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: stuck in the confines of their heterosexual relationship. Yeah. Well,

608
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: there's also something about, like, I mean, it's almost like

609
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: date night implies all other nights are don't live up

610
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: to a date nights where it's like, this is our

611
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: one chance to be happy every No, it's true. It's

612
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 1: like because it's because last night we just watched The Bachelor.

613
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: Tonight going to go to Applebee's, do you know, Like

614
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: I think, okay, date night When you are like straight,

615
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: you start dating in high school and you date by

616
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: going to like like it's like a big deal to

617
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: go to like homecoming dance or prom. That's like the

618
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: most romantic thing you can do in high school, and

619
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: then after that it's marriages. Yeah, well, you're so right,

620
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: So date night is almost like toxic nostalgia because you're like,

621
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: I want to go to prom and there it is

622
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: because you need, you need a reason to dress up.

623
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: They're literally chasing the high of prom. They like the

624
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: husband gets a corsage for his wife, you know, and

625
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: then they're going to Walmart. Yeah, and exactly. I feel

626
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: like because I feel a lot of straight white women

627
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 1: on Instagram those are actually well you have to legally

628
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: those are my sisters, like, you know, stay on. I

629
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: would die for them. But every single one of them

630
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: have a date night get ready with me like sort

631
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: of like you know, real, and it's always the same,

632
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: like black bodysuit, like blazer maybe and then straight hair.

633
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: And it's just like that's what means date night? I

634
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: know it's um well, I think maybe what you're what

635
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: you're pointing to is the assimilation of a date night

636
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: because you're also supposed to look like other people who

637
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 1: have gone on date night. Eggs. There it is, Yes,

638
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: you have to look like date night. There's a date

639
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: night uniform. Yes, and like it's not like live out

640
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: loud tonight and like be your truest self. It's like

641
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: dress like the other women who have date night. Wait

642
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: what is the outfit for the heterosexual male. It's it's

643
00:37:52,880 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: khaki button up but sneak, but sneak, yeah, white definitely,

644
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: and and a kind of gingham or a polo, like

645
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: a golf polo or something. Sure, sure if it's Springer,

646
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: and maybe a baseball cap. Yes. And then at the restaurant,

647
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: she's like take your hat off. Yeah, and he's like

648
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 1: you always do this? Yeah? And what what do you

649
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: think they're ordering? Where are we eating out? Where do

650
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: you think we're eating out? Yeah? Okay, I know where

651
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: we're eating. Actually know where we're eating Okay, okay, So

652
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: we're in a restaurant that's not a chain, but it

653
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: could be. It's like it has like a great burger

654
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: and it has like ribs and like nachos, but it

655
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: is called like Hickory House or something like yeah, or

656
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: even like or even like Tom's, like um, you know,

657
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: uh Jeff's place. Yeah, oh I would actually love that.

658
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: Definitely check out. And the man is ordering the burger

659
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: and it pains me to say this, but the woman

660
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: is ordering the grilled fish because I was like, salad

661
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: is too on the nose. No, it's grilled. It's fish,

662
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: for sure, it's fish, and she doesn't it really, she

663
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: can't finish it. It brings me literally no pleasure to

664
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: report that the woman is ordering the grilled fish and

665
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: it's not my like, please do not, it's not my biases.

666
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 1: I don't want her to order the girls. I want

667
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: her to get the burger. I'm just telling you she

668
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: is ordering the grilled flute. Absolutely, And when it comes

669
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: down to it, what else on the menu couldn't She's

670
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: not getting the pasta. No, they gave her a special

671
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: pink menu for women, and it just has grilled fish

672
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,959
Speaker 1: on exactly. You know. Um, speaking of like being mother

673
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: and who who is mother? And who isn't mother? I

674
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: think I think one of the truest ways to say

675
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: I am not mother at a restaurant, and this is

676
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: something I do often is to um order a silly

677
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: pasta like order like a Cajun spicy pasta, and that's

678
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: that says I am child, you are mother? I am child.

679
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: You know what I will say? Does make you mother?

680
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: Ordering a pasta for the table? Yes? Wow, Like it's

681
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: like I just want to have a taste of this

682
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: pasta in addition to my entree. Ordering anything for the

683
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: table you're immediately not only mother, but a working mother

684
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: who's a senior. Absolutely absolutely, but but none of but

685
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: none of that is happening. No, none of that is happening.

686
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: There's no there's no, there's no identity for happening. They

687
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 1: are in their roles, absolutely not. I'm trying to think. Oh,

688
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna think if there's dessert, I don't think

689
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: there is. Why because I think they might go get

690
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: ice cream later. Oh and you know what, I like

691
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 1: getting ice cream light take. I'm judging them for getting

692
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: but I think they look at a dessert menu They're like,

693
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: let's just ice cream and it might even it might

694
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: even be soft. I was gonna say, what's the flavor?

695
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: M Well, I think, okay, well, first of all, what

696
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: are they drinking? And then we'll do dessert? Thank you.

697
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: What are they drinking? I'm leaning towards prosecco. Oh yeah,

698
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: that makes sense to me. I understand this. They have

699
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: to start with prosecco. Here's here's the only thing I'll

700
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: say about. Once every four date nights, she starts with

701
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: the margarita. Yes, yes, that's a date night. That's maybe

702
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: even on a Friday, you know. Yeah, that's a good

703
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: date night. That's good. Wait now I'm like, wait what

704
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: am I doing? And then he will start with like

705
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: a bourbon or you know, like like a whiskey on

706
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: the right. I think he exclusively drinks bourbon. That's right.

707
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: I think he actually might have an issue with alcohol.

708
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: But no, he's it's not address certainly not on date night.

709
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: And in fact, sometimes she attempts to address in and

710
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: he's like, just can we just do dates? Like, babe,

711
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: it's date night, it's date night. Oh my god. Okay,

712
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: that actually brings up a really good point and that

713
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: on date night there's a fifty chance they get in

714
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: a fight. Oh yes, because I have a story about this. Um.

715
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: So for me and my boyfriend's anniversary last year, we

716
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: did a cooking class, which was that was also that

717
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: also could have been a great straight culture topic. I

718
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: was about to say, very straight to do a cooking

719
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: class with your ward friend. I know sometimes we cost play.

720
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: So um, we got there and this couple came in late.

721
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: They were like ten minutes late, and we all thought

722
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: we were gonna be joking like ha ha, you guys

723
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: are late, because you know, whenever you're at a cooking

724
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: class with other couples. You all become family. And so

725
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: they walk in. We think we're going to be joking.

726
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: They're both mad. She doesn't look at us, and so

727
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, clearly they're entering tents. So they put

728
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: on their their aprons and then next thing, you know,

729
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: she storms out, like we're in the middle of like

730
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: dicing our onions. She storms out. Then he follows her.

731
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: They're both wearing their aprons as they never come back.

732
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: They stole the aprons. They stole the aprons, and I

733
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: think that was the last time they each saw each other.

734
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: I think that was a breakup. Really, yeah, it was

735
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: either a breakup or they fight like this every week,

736
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, and you know what

737
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: I'll say. You know, they each brought back the aprons

738
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: to their apartments. They haven't thrown them out yet because

739
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: it seems wrong. But every time they look at the

740
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: aprons they wistfully like she's like that fucking asshole, and

741
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: and and he's you know, I mean, he can't really

742
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,959
Speaker 1: form a thought, but he's kind of like exactly exactly. Yes.

743
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, but you're right, fifty fifty chance of them

744
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: fighting on date night. What are they fighting about? Sam? Oh? God, okay,

745
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I'm like they're fighting ab out.

746
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: She doesn't like the grilled fish and he is like,

747
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: don't get mad, and she's like, don't tell me how

748
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: to feel. Yeah, or he's like he's like, then why

749
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: did you get the grill fish? And she's exactly, and

750
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: she's like, because I was given the pink menu, you know,

751
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 1: like what else did you have to order? Yeah? Or

752
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: or you know what else? I think maybe the guy

753
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: makes an off handed comment to the waiter about like, oh,

754
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: she's on a diet, when she yes, yeah, and then

755
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: but she doesn't immediately address it, but then a few

756
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: glasses of prosecco in, she's like, well, you know, you

757
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: didn't have to say that. She's right, right, right, yeah,

758
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: but it is kind of like, you know what you

759
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 1: signed up for when you started dating Paul or whatever,

760
00:44:54,320 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. It's tough. So the and that we are

761
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: describing is absolutely so deeply hot to me, and I know,

762
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: deep in my heart, no, you know what I mean,

763
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: Like I could never actually date a man like that.

764
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: But this is always where I have famously been jealous

765
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: of straight women because they have access to the dumbest

766
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: Horney's people on Earth and it's just not fair. But

767
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: at the same time, I'm like, no, like it is

768
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: really hard on day to day level to like not

769
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: be like able to community and have to accept that

770
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: you will never be able to communicate. Yeah. I mean

771
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: it's like having a pet, Like you can't text your

772
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: cat and you can love. You can love your pet

773
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: knowing that they will never be a human and you

774
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: also know that your pet loves you. You just have

775
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: to accept that it's the love from a cat, you

776
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: know what I mean exactly? Yes, um, But back to

777
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: this issue at hand. What flavor ice cream are they get? Well,

778
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 1: it's definitely a cup, it's not let's there, you know

779
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: what are they on vacation? But you know what I

780
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: want to say, like mint chocolate chip? Yeah, oh that's

781
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: you are so so right. It's like unfortunate because, like you,

782
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: I think we're all like expecting like this like silly

783
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: answer and it's like the truth, and it was always

784
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 1: like yeah, no, yeah, that's it. No, they didn't get

785
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: the Earl Gray chocolate chip. No, no, they did. Also,

786
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: actually I don't think they're going to exchange that's actually insane.

787
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: It's insane to go to Exchange after date night. But

788
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: I do think it's the same energy as this restaurant

789
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: where it could be a chained and it's also like

790
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: their spot. I think the ice cream like the restaurant.

791
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes they take risks, but the ice cream they're like, well,

792
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: we have to go to our spot cream and that's

793
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: where the romance I put in quotes a curse because

794
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 1: it's their spot. I think they do try other flavors.

795
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: They always get men Chocolate Ship. Absolutely, they will. They

796
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: they'll try another flavor, they will like another flavor. They

797
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: will another flavor, they will get um. I think the

798
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: big question on everybody's mind are they hooking up at

799
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 1: the end of this night. Yeah, this is the big one.

800
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: I think because it's date night, they do, and I

801
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: think it's ritual. Are they enjoying themselves either one of them.

802
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 1: Don't be wrong. It's consensual, it's a little it's maintenance.

803
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: It's like how to keep a relationship going. We have

804
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: to have sex right now. Yeah, here's a question. The

805
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: times that they fight, do they have better or worse

806
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: sex after they It is better? Unfortunately, I think it's

807
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: better but they still sleep in separate rooms. Yeah, like

808
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: like they have sex then he goes to the couch. Yeah. Yeah.

809
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: And it's also like they don't kind of like even

810
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: though they know deep inside that they have better sex

811
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: when they fight, they don't like recognize that and like

812
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: joke about it or talk about like makeup sex. They

813
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,760
Speaker 1: don't say, they don't address any of it. They're actually

814
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: ashamed of the fact that they have better sex after

815
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 1: they find Yeah yeah, yeah, definitely, Um okay, sorry, I'm

816
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: just like, I know this couple right now. Are they engaged? Well,

817
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: she wants to be engaged, doesn't she doesn't She and

818
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: I think it is coming, but not when she thinks

819
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: it is. No, it's literally like not on his mind. No,

820
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a huge I mean honestly, if we're

821
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: being honest, we know that the fights are always kind

822
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 1: of about that, even when it's not. They're all proxy fights.

823
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 1: They're not about the grilled fitting exactly. And it's like,

824
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: is she happy in this relationship? No? Does she want

825
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: to be engaged though? Yeah, And that's why she orders

826
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: the fish. She really thinks like if I order the

827
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: grilled fish a few more times, that rings that ring

828
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: is coming and it's not going to be the ring

829
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: she wants, but it'll be a ring. And you know,

830
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: she might be dying from mercury poisoning from all the fish,

831
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: but she will get that ring. She's in the hospital,

832
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: they're like, I've never seen this much fish in someone

833
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: systems and she's like, I got the ring and it's

834
00:49:53,520 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: the ugliest thing you've ever seen. Exactly exactly. Oh man,

835
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: I hope we get to give us each at their wedding.

836
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: I would hope to be invited to that wedding. Oh yeah,

837
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: I mean, like, let's also just say the best weddings

838
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: are straight wedding sometimes, Like that's actually a very good point.

839
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: I went to the craziest street wedding a couple of

840
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: months ago, where it was like in New Jersey where

841
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: it's like everyone's wearing gowns, like sparkly gowns that you

842
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: would wear to prom. Well again, I mean, the wedding

843
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: is the ultimate problem to exactly. Um, okay, So the

844
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: what's the thing before Cocktail Hour? Cocktail Hour was just

845
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: a station of every single cuisine you could ever think of.

846
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: So it was like apostazation a sushi station. There was caviar. Okay,

847
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: it's giving all inclusive resorts. But then I was like, okay,

848
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: this must be dinner. No, then they opened the door

849
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 1: and then into the ballroom of course, and we have dinner.

850
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly what was for dinner. I don't

851
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,479
Speaker 1: think it was good, but that's not the point. Yeah,

852
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: and then the thing what the dessert at the end,

853
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: in addition to wedding cake was like a Benning Jerry's cart.

854
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: And then they had like canolies. They had every dessert

855
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: you can possibly imagine. They definitely spent a hundred thousand

856
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: dollars on this wedding. Oh at least. Yeah, No, they

857
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: do love straight. Straight weddings are. The thing is the

858
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: food is never actually good, but boy is it? Yeah, George,

859
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: she took the doors out of my mouth? Did I

860
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: Did I enjoy a single drink I had? That's the thing.

861
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: Not a single thing is good. I mean, you really

862
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: are kind of like you want to just like put

863
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: pull them aside and be like, sweetheart, calm down for

864
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: one second. It's okay, it's okay. Exactly, put that down,

865
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: put that shrimp down exactly exactly. We just need one

866
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: good thing and they're lad, They're like chocolate power. You're like, no, no, no, exactly.

867
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: It's almost at the point like did you ask the

868
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: bartenders to make our drinks bad? Because I know, yeah,

869
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: is that like your policy so that no one gets

870
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: like too drunk? Whereas then a gay wedding, they'll be like, well,

871
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: first of all, the entire reception is that a restaurant?

872
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, one of my good friends her

873
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: dream is to get married honestly, privately, and the reception

874
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: is at belth Bazar. How chic is that? Oh my god?

875
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: I mean to have a reception at a restaurant, I think,

876
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: I really like. The more the older I get, the

877
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: more I think it is the only way to do

878
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: have a small ceremony with just like very few friends

879
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: and family. You don't need your high school friends. Like.

880
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: It's also like, why am I going to go through

881
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: the trouble of like finding tables, finding chairs, finding napkins?

882
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: You know, a place that as those ready restaurant restaurant?

883
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that's actually that's the best point I've heard

884
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: so far. It's like, we don't need to invent a

885
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: space that has all these things. You can just go

886
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: to the space that already have restaurant. But but then

887
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: here's the thing to bring it back. You try to

888
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: tell it to a straightup was like, well, does not

889
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: compute restaurant for date night exactly. They're like, well, this

890
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: isn't date night. This is wedding wedding. If if wedding

891
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: is as bad as date night, I will kill myself.

892
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: It has to be at venue wedding, venue wedding, date

893
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: night restaurant exactly exactly. And you know what, because we

894
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: are allies, we let her have it. We let them.

895
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: We will let her have this ballroom with bad food, yeah,

896
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,359
Speaker 1: and a marriage that might not last. And I'll tell

897
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: you one thing. Yes the food is bad, but you're

898
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: not going to go to those pigs and blankets and

899
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have five of them. Absolutely, Yeah, I'm going

900
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: to have a good time. Like sure, it's gonna have

901
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: a great time exactly exactly. I'm gonna the bartender will

902
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: be annoyed by me by the end of this wedding

903
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: and I will be happy about exactly because I will

904
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 1: order something and go this is bad, and then I'll

905
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 1: ask for another thing, and I'll ask another thing exactly. Wait,

906
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: that was exactly, like literally me exactly. I'm like, okay,

907
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: so the white wine tastes like rubbing alcohol. Let me

908
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 1: try easier, let me try easier, like rum and coke cool?

909
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 1: The coke is like not coke, Like where did they

910
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: get this Coca cola? Like yeah, it actually is shocking

911
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: because you're like I feel trapped, like it's a house

912
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: of mirrors. Nothing is what it seems exactly. Oh man.

913
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: The wine at weddings and again I know, you know

914
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: we sound very um whatever particular the wine ut weddings

915
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: were like is this resin? Like is this made by exactly?

916
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: But I'm always like why should be the safe option?

917
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: Like but oftentimes again running alcohol. Yeah yeah, but I

918
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 1: will say the one thing that is always good at

919
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: a wedding like that are the roles. Yes, I could

920
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: not agree at oftentimes that is my entire dinner. I

921
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: actually think the more here's my here's the I'm actually

922
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: just having this realization because I mentioned pigs and blankets,

923
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: the more bread based something is the safer it is.

924
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: At a way, do you want to go for the roles?

925
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: You want to go for the you know, if there's

926
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: a sort of I mean again, pig and blanket a

927
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 1: sort of pastry type thing. If there's a little thing

928
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: that's like a pastry but with like some cheese and

929
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: you know, spinach, you know something like yes, I will

930
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: also say usually the mashed potatoes are good as well. Yeah. Again,

931
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: oftentimes my entire meal. The chicken will be rubber, the

932
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: steak will be brown. You know what I mean? Like, Um,

933
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: I have something while we like wrap up on the

934
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: date night, I'm curious, like I want to sort of

935
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: this is us it um? Where like cut to twenty

936
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: years in the future, after this date night that we've described,

937
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: they're going on a new date. What has changed? This

938
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: is the one where I guess they're wearing rings and

939
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,439
Speaker 1: she like, she's like, well that's something. Does she still

940
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: order the fish? Um? She might switch it up to

941
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: the chicken. I think I can't believe it. It's so true.

942
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: She will switch to the chicken. She's like, why I'm

943
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: married now I can't be a horn I'm a married woman.

944
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, she's gonna get the chicken and instead

945
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,399
Speaker 1: of the burger he gets a steak. But I think

946
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: I think I think now we might be at a chain.

947
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: We might be at a chain yeah, wow, you are

948
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: still and I'll tell you this. She's getting a margarita

949
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: every time. Oh yeah, oh yeah. His maybe has a

950
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: problem with alcohol is full blown. It's full blown her margarita.

951
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: The one exciting thing is that she always gets a

952
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: different one. You know, there's a cucumber, one hell open,

953
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: one blood, or she always gets a different margarita. Sometimes

954
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: she'll mix them. Sometimes they'll be like, okay, oh can

955
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: you mix the mango, and it's doing full on mixology

956
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: at the table. He's black out drunk and they have

957
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: two kids. But you know what she got, She got

958
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: the ring. And they have two kids. Oh yeah, fully

959
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: two kids, and they're doing okay in school. Yeah, they're

960
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: doing okay in school. Absolutely absolutely guess what. Those kids

961
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 1: are straight and they're looking forward to the big problem.

962
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: They are continues and you know, ultimately everyone is like

963
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: pretty much satisfied. I was going to say, because happiness

964
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: is overrated, and I think she learned that years ago. Yes,

965
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: she would never frame it as son, but that is

966
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: what she learned. Exactly. She's learned like gratitude rather than like,

967
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:39,919
Speaker 1: well she has her gardening is the thing. Yeah, exactly, exactly, Yeah,

968
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: gratitude is fully it. She's grateful for her children, she's

969
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: grateful for the ring mm hmm. And I bet their

970
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: home is like reasonable, like, I bet it's like kind

971
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: of nice fully, Yeah, it's not idea like they've upgraded.

972
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: You know, there's some Craton barrel in there. There's some

973
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: restoration hardware. Um. I do think a lot of the

974
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: furniture is from Macy's. But hey, yeah, I have some

975
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: furniture for its quality stuff of course stuff. And you

976
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: know what, I'll say this, he does sometimes were a

977
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: blazer to date night and he used to not do that. Yeah,

978
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: he doesn't wear the hat anymore. He doesn't wear the hat,

979
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: but anywhere's a blazer with a Polo Polo shirt. Yeah,

980
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: and he's still hot as hell. Yeah, and wait, aren't

981
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: they still hooking up? Last question? I actually think yes,

982
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: I actually think the sex is better now. I think

983
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: so too. I think that they fight, but he doesn't

984
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: leave the room now, Yeah, yeah he doesn't. No, No,

985
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: they gave up on that a long time ago. After

986
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: kid number one. They were like and I think they're

987
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: like a little more grateful for each other, you know, Yeah,

988
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: they're great over each other, but also she has learned

989
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: how to tune him out, Like he doesn't leave the room,

990
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: he can leave the room in her exactly. She can

991
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: decide when he is there, when he isn't. It doesn't

992
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: matter physically where here. Yes, a lot of her, a

993
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: lot of their marriage. It's just her like astral projection.

994
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,439
Speaker 1: She has like the same powers as like a Buddhist monk,

995
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: like and you know what I'll say, and I'll say this.

996
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 1: Her friends, her single friends, are jealous of her and

997
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: they're like, well, you know, um, Bridget found someone and

998
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: she's really happy, so it can happen exactly because you

999
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: know what, being sort of content is better than being

1000
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: divorced in her mind. Well, Paul and Bridget, they are

1001
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: just such a beautiful couple. Paul and Bridget. I just

1002
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: want to say, you know, I feel really a lot

1003
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: of feel like I really feel I actually think they

1004
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: figured it out like I do too. It's like kind

1005
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: of beautiful. Yeah, I'm really I'm honestly genuinely happy to

1006
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: and I think I think their kids have a good

1007
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: head on their shoulders and they have like a good

1008
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: idea like marriage doesn't have to be happy, be um,

1009
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't think that they would call

1010
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: their parents happy, But I think that they say that

1011
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: their parents have a good marriage. Yeah, yes, I mean

1012
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: I really the way I can see these people, like

1013
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: the way that if I had like skill, like if

1014
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: I could draw, I could draw them. Um yes, yes, yeah,

1015
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: I can't to go to their wedding with you guys.

1016
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: I know. Oh my god, it's they have a discount

1017
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: cone at the hotel, but it's only Oh, don't even

1018
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: get me started on reserving a block of rooms. I

1019
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: was like, are you just depending to get a little discount? Unbelievable.

1020
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: I'm good, thanks, unbelievable block of rooms. Well, I mean,

1021
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: should we do our final segment? I think it's time.

1022
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: I have to say I The way that this episode

1023
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: will be optioned for a TV series cannot be overstated.

1024
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: This is more involved than like the woman that pretended

1025
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: she had cancer to be on Gray's Anatomy, Like, yeah,

1026
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: no one got hurt? Can I say no one got hurt?

1027
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: This episode is actually what Fleishman is in. Trouble is

1028
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 1: based on truly coming to X soon. Honestly, yeah, it's

1029
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: coming into X. Oh my god, I can't wait. I'm

1030
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch this week and I'm gonna binge you

1031
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: with my mom. Alright, Um, Sam, ready for the final segment.

1032
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: Since you introduced person Okay Michelle, our final segments called shoutouts,

1033
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: and in this segment, we pay homage to the classic

1034
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: straight art form of a radio shout out, and we

1035
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 1: give a shout out to something that is making as say,

1036
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 1: slay Queen this week and you know what I just

1037
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: thought of. When I can go first, please go for it. Um,

1038
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: what's up Christmas freaks and New Year's g ewls and

1039
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: holiday hose out there celebrating, whether it's the week before Christmas,

1040
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: the week after Christmas, whether you're listening on you Year's Day.

1041
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 1: I have a little tip for you. I'm going to

1042
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: give a shout out to kind of surprising everyone in

1043
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: the room by showing up wearing a Santa hat. It

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Speaker 1: seems cliche and it seems like it's been done before,

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Speaker 1: but when you're the one wearing the Santa hat, everyone

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Speaker 1: is obsessed with you. It actually is Weirdly, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to say flattering, but it makes you look kind

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Speaker 1: of sexy, like if there's something about it where people

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Speaker 1: want to talk to you. It is subtle. You're not

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01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 1: like showing up with an ugly Christmas sweater where you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh god, this guy is like going to talk to

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Speaker 1: us about whatever. You're just wearing a Santa hat. It's

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Speaker 1: a little you know it. It can be anything from

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Speaker 1: Mariah Carey kind of sexy all the way to like,

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Speaker 1: if you're like a larger man, it can be a

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Speaker 1: kind of Santa's pot kind of thing, like Mama, my

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Speaker 1: mommy is kissing Santa Claus type thing. It really can

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Speaker 1: be whatever you make of it. It's kind of like

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Speaker 1: the little Black dress of Christmas. So get out there

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Speaker 1: by a Santa had. They're not expensive, actually bottom last

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Speaker 1: year and I still have and I cannot wait to

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Speaker 1: whip it out. Um, buy a Santa hat and show

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Speaker 1: up to the holiday party wearing it, or better yet,

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Speaker 1: show up with it in your bag, go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: put it on, come back. Everyone is freaking out. Someone

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Speaker 1: just fainted because they can't believe how iconic you're being

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Speaker 1: by wearing a Santa at Merry Christmas, Happy New Year,

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Speaker 1: and happy on. That was it. That was really amazing.

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Speaker 1: That was impressive. To wear Santa hat says so much

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Speaker 1: about you. But like, how funny you are? You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I agree. I think it's like you

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Speaker 1: would think that it's like, you know, um, you would

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Speaker 1: think it's kind of like main character energy or something,

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Speaker 1: but it's not. You're just fun. You're fun in a

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Speaker 1: safe exactly. It's like, we all have to be at

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Speaker 1: this holiday party. Let's have a little fun, why don't we. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I almost think it's a rejection of main character syndrome.

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Speaker 1: You're like trying actively to to take people's guard down

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Speaker 1: and say, you know, I don't need to be cool.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to be cool, like we're family because

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Speaker 1: we're at the same holiday party exactly exactly. Wow, that's

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Speaker 1: such a great one. Yeah. I that was so good

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Speaker 1: that I actually have nothing that could even somewhat compare.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm just going to lean into it. What's

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Speaker 1: up everybody who I want to give a huge shout

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Speaker 1: out to being cold. Being cold is a feeling that

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Speaker 1: a lot of people think is bad, people associated with

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Speaker 1: negative thoughts, But I have actually learned that being cold

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Speaker 1: can be very grounding. Um, and guess what, when you're cold,

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Speaker 1: you get to bundle up and you get to be

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Speaker 1: cozy and you get to wear those sweaters. My apartment

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Speaker 1: is too hot all the time. I have a mounds, piles,

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Speaker 1: mountains of sweaters that I do not get to wear

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Speaker 1: because my apartment is hot. When I get to be cold,

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Speaker 1: it's a luxury. It is something that you know, what

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Speaker 1: with everything going on global warming, wise, we'll be dead soon.

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Speaker 1: So hey, I'm enjoying being cold. I love the snow

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Speaker 1: and I love wearing sweaters. And if that's a problem,

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Speaker 1: then you need to to read a book and find

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Speaker 1: a new perspective. Quite frankly, reading is so powerful these days.

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Speaker 1: X x o Sam. Wow. I think to bring it

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Speaker 1: back to global warming was so because it's you're making

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01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,919
Speaker 1: a political statement and you are gretit. And I think

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Speaker 1: you also just officially came out as team ed word.

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Speaker 1: That is a really good that's good point. Yeah, um okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought I had one, but I'm changing it at

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Speaker 1: the very last second. That all right, what's up my creaks,

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Speaker 1: and absolute Merry Christmas, Happy Hanuka, Happy Happy New Year.

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Speaker 1: I want to go ahead and shout out Mario Kart

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Speaker 1: eight that ship's actually my jam. I bought a switch

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Speaker 1: during the pandemic when everyone else did, and yeah, I

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Speaker 1: didn't touch it, but recently, in my freelance life, I've

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Speaker 1: had nothing to do but play Mario Kart and Holy Ship.

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Speaker 1: That is fun. Did you know that you can like

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Speaker 1: drift and stuff and go faster? Oh? I know drift

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Speaker 1: and yeah. I feel really cool because I could do

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Speaker 1: that and it's fun. I always choose to be Luigi

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Speaker 1: because I think that Luigi is the unsung hero of

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Speaker 1: the Mario Kart franchise. Uh down with Mario, All Rise Luigi.

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Speaker 1: Um side note, play Luigi's Mansion three. Another great gave

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Speaker 1: on your tip. I'm coming out as a game or girl,

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Speaker 1: although those are the only two games that I play.

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Speaker 1: But Mario Kart eight is so fun. There's you can

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Speaker 1: switch up the calms, you can switch up the levels.

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Speaker 1: Can be easy, it can be hard. You can do

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Speaker 1: it while watching TV. It's the best thing out there

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Speaker 1: at this moment in time. So hey, if it's before Christmas,

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Speaker 1: asked for that, Santa. I mean I I have played

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Speaker 1: so many hours of Mario Kart it's absolutely insane. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm so late to it, obviously, but I'm like, wow, Okay,

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Speaker 1: now I get my people of video games. Yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: really fun. Actually, wait, George, what's your stance on video games?

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Speaker 1: I to be honest, I I have such an addictive

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Speaker 1: personality that I actually can't allow myself to play. But

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Speaker 1: I understand. I'm like very in and out. Like it's like,

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Speaker 1: like two weeks ago, all I did was playing. I

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Speaker 1: used to dream in Mario Kart' that's so sick to say,

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Speaker 1: but I would dream in like blue shells and green shells.

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Speaker 1: I've had that before, absolutely had that before. I was

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Speaker 1: just introduced to a new mobile game. This is not

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Speaker 1: you know, this is phone iPhone games, Matthew. My boyfriend

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Speaker 1: was playing a game called Color Sort, and it quite

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Speaker 1: literally is there are little almost like they look like

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01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 1: little test tubes, and they each have colored marbles in them,

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Speaker 1: and the goal is to have all of them have

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Speaker 1: only one color marble. That sounds fun. And I actually

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Speaker 1: he was playing it, and I just like took his

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Speaker 1: phone from him and played it for a little bit,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I already feel like what I

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Speaker 1: imagine addicts feel like. I just I can't allow myself.

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Speaker 1: That is fair, that is so fair. But I'm going

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Speaker 1: to have to know the name of that again so

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Speaker 1: I can download it Tommy, Well, Michelle, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for doing PO a treat. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for having me. I had so much fun. And Michelle,

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Speaker 1: Happy Year, Happy New Year or Christmas or wherever we

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Speaker 1: are Christmass. Okay, great, but in the pad, the beat

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Speaker 1: at the the d