WEBVTT - Clothing Store with No Clothes 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:05.400 Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This signer guest 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.080 host Cold Stratton in for KP. It's been a while. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:12.040 Happy to be here, guys. Let's meet everybody today. First up, 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:17.480 it's Chris Alvarado. Chris, that's your celebrity man crush. It's 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:22.320 a good question. Um, I don't have one right at 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:24.480 the top, but I will say one time I stood 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.720 next to I'm gonna I'm not gonna pronounce his name correctly. 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:32.479 Leev Schreiber, Leave Schreiber. Yeah right. I stood next to 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.640 him at the Emmy. He's not a big deal, helpful 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.520 of years ago, and I was like, what a fucking 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:43.920 man shoulders, a chest, a fucking jaw, And I felt 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:47.760 like a child in that moment. Um, So I've always 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:50.280 got a little thing for him after that nice I 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.960 felt the same way standing next to Wallace Sean on 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:59.480 a body get conceivable you would if you saw him? 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:04.560 Uh uh. Next step, it's James Heeny, James Hene. What 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:06.600 word you have trouble pronouncing? Is there a word that's 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:10.520 always giving you a pause? I mean, there's a whole lunch, 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.000 but there's only one that's caused me life threats on 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:18.400 the internet. And it's the word infinite. Uh. People have 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.840 really don't like the word infinite. And I don't know 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:22.560 if I'm saying it right now and I corrected it, 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:26.000 or if I still say it infinite wrong, infinite infinite. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:28.920 I don't know. There's infinite ways of saying it, James, 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.440 That's what I've said. Yeah, I had people. It was 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.280 one of the first YouTube videos I made, and people 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.759 were like, I hope you go LIKEE killed, Like all 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.560 the most awful things that you could say about a 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:40.160 person was about the way I said the word infinite, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.440 just because I showed people how to get infinite coins 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:48.600 in Mortal Kombat nine, one of those people telling you 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:54.280 to die. Oh boy. Uh, Well, hopefully no one gets 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:58.240 upset with today's episode. You'll find out. Well, the nice 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.360 thing is is there's no comment sections, so I don't 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.880 have to look at it. There you go. I'll hopefully 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:06.040 you won't get infinite emails about it. Next up. It's 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:10.519 it's all saying it's all historical musicals like Hamilton's and 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.200 Stuffs are all arrage right now. But if you're to 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.880 write a historical musical, what would the subject matter be? 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:16.680 Would you want to bring it live on the stage. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:24.399 Oh wow, beautiful, beautiful question historical musical man Um, it's 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.280 usually something Oh man, I don't that's a good that's 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:31.120 a good question. I can I just tell you I'm 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.200 I don't say I'm working on but I'm noodling a 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.840 musical idea. My wife hates it. But it's about traffic. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:39.720 I just want to. I feel like it's a global 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:44.720 thing that everyone gets, and so I wanna I write 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:49.080 songs about taking left turns on without an arrow and 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.600 being a certain distance behind how automated car technology is 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.160 going to take. So I do think it will come 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.920 to fruition, maybe in a couple of years. But yeah, 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:02.160 that's a musical. I'd like to do pick we all know, 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.360 with everybody stuck in traffic, trying to get to the 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.040 seven thirty curtain for traffic, and then be a whole 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:12.080 meta thing. I'll place curtains right at the worst traffic 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:16.919 time and every city perfect. I love that. Uh last, 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:21.880 but certainly not least. Craig Kikowski, you know, the dumb 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:23.960 slap made all the headlines at the Oscars, But what 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:29.840 did you think of the ceremony in general? Um, the 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:36.080 it was not good. Yeah, yeah, my my feelings are 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:40.120 too uh long and complex. Maybe get into the slap 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:43.160 actually made it as awful as that was, made it 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:47.160 way more interesting and compelling to to talk about. I 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.480 think the worst thing was the in memoriam segments. And 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.680 I think the thinking was like, well, you know, it's 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:57.600 always such a bummer when we sing a sad song 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:00.320 and show pictures of people who died. Let's make it 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:05.400 upbeat this year, and so I think ding dong, the 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:11.200 which is dead. The desire to to be different by 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:16.640 being opposite, uh seemed to run through the ceremony, and 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:20.279 then the cutting out all those awards uh was a 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:24.599 bad idea, and that they were awkwardly edited into the ceremony. Yeah, 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.360 it was poorly done. Yeah, I agree, but the ratings 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:32.360 were way up, so unfortunately. Maybe that's the thing. Uh yeah. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.600 The immemorial thing made me crazy, not only because it 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.920 was like upbeat, but they spent so much time lingering 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:38.960 on the choir in front of the screens and not 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.360 the people on the screens in the background, which is 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:43.880 like you don't ever need to see them, Like it 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.400 should just be the feet of the screen and you 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.160 can hear it. But like at least it was better 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.040 than the previous year, where they did them so fast 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.360 you couldn't actually like, like read the names before they 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:58.960 moved on to the next one. People who died, give 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.520 them their give them their moment in the sun. It's 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:03.800 all about the ratings, all right, Well, let's do a 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:07.279 damn show, shall we. All of our suggestions are gathered 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.719 from listeners, emails, or from our Patreon v I p s. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.359 To become a Patreon supporter of the show and enjoy 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.680 exclusive content and other perks, just head on over to 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:18.000 Patreon dot com slash alchemy this. You'd like to submit 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.799 a scene suggestion via email, please write to the podcast 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:28.920 at alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's com come. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:33.320 Scene one is from listener Tamila, who wrote, Hello Gang, 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.640 I absolutely love your podcast and I've been listening since 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.000 the very beginning. I heard you are in dire need 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.320 of scene suggestions, so I decided to finally send you 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.320 all an email. It was a ton of those that 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:46.560 came to. The emails worked. It worked. My scene suggestion 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:50.200 is a new clothing store with no clothes on display, 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.440 only written notes describing what it feels like to wear it. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:06:01.120 No refunds. Can't wait to see what happens. Hi, I'm 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.039 sorry that I am I interrupting. Oh no, I'm here 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:07.280 to serve you. Oh can I help you today? Great? Um, 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.400 I'm such a casual, slubby guy typically, but I have 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:14.960 a big event coming up. Really, and you want to 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:18.160 impress people, I assume. Yeah. And I want to impress 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:21.880 my date for sure, And yeah, yeah I wanna, I wanna. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.839 I want to shine it up a bit. Okay, Well, 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.680 I don't have this out on the floor. This is 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:28.520 something special. Let me write it down right on this 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:32.880 post it note and I'll stick it right to your chest. 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:37.680 That would look great on you. It says, um soft 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.960 and shiny? Does that? And shiny? Is that coming a 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:45.080 medium or like a medium tall? It's it'll be. Let 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.480 me just put Let me stand a little further back 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.080 from you so I can get your whole body in 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:52.960 my view. It will be your size, perfectly fit. Oh wow, 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:57.080 soft texture is soft. The visuals that you get from 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.680 it are shiny. I was a little curious and like, 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.240 I'm out like that guy. But you know, maybe perhaps 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.200 I could make a little statement while I'm out there, 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:09.640 because I saw hanging over there um was the note? Um? Wow? Factor? 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.880 Is that is that something I can pull? I don't 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.960 think that would be for you. I don't think that. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:16.720 But you know what, let me take this post and 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:20.520 not back. Yeah, we go and we're gonna write political 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:25.760 statement and then that's now it. Wow, that looks really 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.560 good on you. So should I bring it out? It's 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.800 off and shining with the political What are you wearing? 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:36.080 I like, yeah, well this isn't from here. Oh this 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.040 is uh, this was a gift for Christmas and so, 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.720 and my mother's visiting me here today, so I wanted 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.040 to make sure to wear it. Gotcha. It's crazy this 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.840 all these hangers and they're just there's just notes everywhere 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:53.520 I dig it. You knew we've had a lot of shoplifters. Hey, 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.520 I'm sorry. I know it says no, and I know 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.640 that's a big thing, but I misread the post and 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.400 now I thought it said all that and a bag 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.280 of chips, and it says all that or a bag 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:09.120 of chips, and I was really hoping to have both. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.160 And people looked at the south and they clearly said 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.720 like your maybe pringles and I was like, that's not 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:19.480 doesn't come in a bag. But uh, anyways, it's just 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:21.840 I mean, I know I just exchange it is there 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:25.640 an exchange. I'm so sorry, but it's a strict policy. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:29.320 We don't and I hate to have this conversation in 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.400 front of a potential cost. But if you won't, you 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.680 could meet me around back in about fifteen minutes and 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:38.640 we can discuss it. We discuss it for the potential 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:46.040 cust it's short for customer. Oh, you are potential cust. 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.120 So if you go back around the back in about 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.679 fifteen minutes, I'll meet you there and we'll talk about 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.240 the refund policy. It so wouldn't work to just come 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.719 back in fifteen minutes and in the shop. We need 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.600 to do. This is the type of thing that we'll 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.959 do in the back alley. You and I can have 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:07.640 that conversation out back in the alley. Rafael, open the door, Rafael, 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.760 open the door. Listen. I know you're in their designing 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:17.200 and designing, but the stores need merch I'm working. I 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:20.240 can hear I can hear the sharpie going going crazy 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:24.200 in there. But we can't wait until inspiration strikes you. Rafael. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:32.079 The stores need merchandise, they need stuff. I'm working. Let 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:36.480 me open the door. What is it? God, there's blood 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.440 everywhere in here. This is why I didn't open the door. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.520 I have a method, and I don't like to be 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.240 questioned about it. I'm so sorry. I'm just your assistant. 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.600 I'm just telling you what I'm hearing from the stores. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.640 What do they want? Tell me what they want? They 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.960 want you, Rafael, they want your mind, they want they 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:59.120 want it all. That's that's what I'm giving them, the 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.080 putting the energy out. I guess that they wanted in 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:06.120 a in a timely fashion. You know who they didn't 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:14.000 ask for timily fashion? Ralph as I say, Alexander McQueen him. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:21.040 Are you the cust too? Wanted to make a return? Yeah, yeah, 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:22.920 I was about to come back here around the back 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:27.840 of the Yeah yeah, I handle returns in the back alley. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.840 You're a you're rather large. You're a I'm a big guy. 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:34.840 I can't shop here because I got to go to 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.960 a big and tell store right whether the posted notes 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:42.440 are bigger? So what's your problem? Cussed? Well, you can 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.800 see from I misread the note. I I own that 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.079 I made a slight mistake here, but I thought I 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.240 said all that and a bag of chips and it 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.520 says all that or a bag of chips, and for 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.320 the price I pay it, I feel like I should 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.360 be all that and a bag of chips. You see, 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.800 you want a bag of chips. I I'd like to 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:05.000 be that as well as all that. It's like it's 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.520 like your everything, but then a little something extra. That's 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.800 kind of what I thought would happen when I bought 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:13.040 this outfit, and it's been frankly underwhelming. People have had 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:15.520 to chew sides of what they think I have And okay, 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.240 well I was letting you get all that out just 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.520 to amuse myself, but I'm gonna beat you up. Basically, 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:23.280 it's what's gonna happen. Now. I kind of saw this 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:27.840 coming and yeah, yeah, yeah, we we we We just 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.080 got a role to play and that's what's happening, right. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:32.920 Could you just I'm a hand model, so could you 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.720 just leave those leave the hands alone on the face 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:41.320 of the stomach. Okay, great, So we've decided to have 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:45.000 this shiny soft political statement. I'm going to bring it 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.040 out here to you once you pay for it, but 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.520 that's final. I don't want I don't want any mistake. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.719 You need to understand that's a final sale. Okay, I'm 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:58.520 familiar with that without with that idea. Okay, let's let's 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.880 see it. Let's see it. That great. Let me bring 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.000 it out to you and I'd like to unveil it. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:09.120 Go ahead and unwrap it now. Okay. Wow, that is shiny. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:15.440 That is shiny. Feel it? Oh? That is soft? That 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:20.000 is soft? And I'm the back. It just says, proud boy? 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:25.120 Is this not great? Is that in blood? Yes? It's 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.719 it's just perfect for you. You're gonna love it at 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.880 whatever party you go to. I don't know that feels weird. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:32.600 So what am I saying here? I'm proud to be 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:36.480 a boy? Yeah, it's it's I'm not entirely sure about 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:39.439 the movement, but it's it's got a lot of proudness 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:41.960 to it, and it brings a lot of the masculinity. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:45.079 You're a proud boy that boss. Just want to let 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.520 you know that return is complete. Oh thank you. If 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:50.800 you need any ice, it's in the freezer. All right. Yeah, 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.120 I'm gonna need a lot of eyes. Why is his 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.800 coming in blood? Did he buy that shirt here? He was? No? No, no, 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:04.679 he's too tall. He would never clothes here. No, absolutely not. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.760 But okay, Oh, we have your R s v P 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:13.520 right here. Welcome to the gala. Lovely jacket, by the way, 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.839 thank you so much. Alright, excuse me, sir, I just 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:23.640 saw the back of this. Yeah, proud boy. Um, hold on, 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:27.120 let me let me get my manager making a statement. Okay, 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:29.800 on the second, Hold on the second, let me get 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.640 my galla manager. Yeah, yeah, all right, Teddy over here, 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.839 Teddy over the front, Teddy to the front. Are you 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:42.360 proud of anything this job? Sorry, I'm pretty sure we're 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.719 not going to be allowing you to wear that inside 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:50.560 the gala. This is the New York Times bestsellers list. Galla. Oh, 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:55.840 I'm familiar. I'm an inspiring author myself. Yes, But Teddy 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.839 to the front, Teddy to the front. Um, Yes, but 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.599 you saw my name right in the R s v P. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.520 It is. But we do have a dress code that 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:12.920 says that Teddy, Teddy, thank you. I saw you today. Yeah, 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:14.640 I got I got a bunch of jobs. I'm free. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.880 Lets I also managed this gallery. That's the nice tuxedo 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:22.040 at the at the no, I get the biggest call. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:29.400 So you're an insurrectionist? What now you're you're an insurrectionist. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.400 We can't have you. We can't have you at the gallery. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.200 There might be some sort of mistake. I'm just saying. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.480 I'm proud, you know, I'm proud of who I am. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:42.800 I'm a proud boy. Stomach and hands, face, stomach and 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:47.360 hands and hands. Yeah, okay, I love it, like work 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:49.800 in the hands. All right? Can we just do the 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:51.800 shoot quickly? I'm in a lot of pain. Let me 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.040 just I'll put my hands in front of the box 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:57.080 of diamonds and you just shoot it. Okay, just shoot 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:01.400 it please. Um. I don't mean to be this guy, 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.960 but you're making the rest of the crew sick, your 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:08.280 faces mangled, and you're missing all your teeth. I know. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.440 I just I tried to make a return. And I 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.840 gotta say the Alex when when his hands are in 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.840 the frame, I mean, they're as immaculate as always. They 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.960 are beautiful, right, I mean that's what we're here to do. Um, 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:23.840 what were you saying? Happened to you? I'm trying to 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:27.840 make a return and a long story, uh, I just 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:29.600 thought I had to be and a bag of chips 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:32.360 and anyways, let's just shoot the shoot the thing. Please? 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:37.000 Those are beautiful let's look at the monitor. Whoa those hands, 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:40.280 that's amazing work. They look good. All right, yeah, hold 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:44.680 those diamonds. Hold those diamonds bleeding from the ear. It's okay, 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.240 as long as it doesn't get in the shot. I 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:50.280 think we're okay. I think we're okay. Okay, you get it. 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:55.680 My equilibriums off. Um hi, I was here a couple 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:59.320 of days ago. I recognize you. I never forget a 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:06.040 customer and oh they're sick anyway, Um, I know, and 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:10.280 I listen. I understand policies and stuff. Um uh huh, 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.440 get it, so you don't have to remind me. It's 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:18.440 just I think you go on. Maybe they could be 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.760 an exception made. I like to reach return the jacket. 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.600 I understand what you mean. All you have to do 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:30.440 for returns we do them out in the back alley. Sure, okay, wow, hey, 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:33.520 thank you so much. Problem. By the way, I like 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:37.240 this clearance section here. It's just what do you have here? Small? 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:41.200 In other words? Okay, yeah, it was just from last year. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:46.080 From last year. All hey, look who it is. We 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.160 keep running into each other. Sorry I had to kick 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:55.200 you out of that gallery. No, it's Teddy, right, it's turn. 0:16:55.640 --> 0:17:00.160 Do you play any sports? Oh? No, now more of 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.200 an arts you guy. Listen. Hey, so am I and 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:04.960 I'm actually a writer. I don't know if you know 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:07.600 that about me, but um, I'm starting a game with 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:10.760 that at the l A Fitness on fourth, we could 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:14.760 use the guy your size. Really, yeah, you don't you 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.919 have to do much, just throw the ball, all right. 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.560 Clearly that was a foul. Clearly that was a foul. 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:24.200 He just kept pummeling my face with his elbow. I 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:26.040 didn't see it. I didn't hear it was. We didn't 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:29.800 see whistle and then see it either. I'm more of 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:36.520 an art guy. Sorry. Hi, Um, this is a nice store. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:43.040 Can I just get a full box of post its? Oh? 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:47.359 This is? This is a clothing store? Yeah, but you 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:53.399 sell the you sell these, right, I don't sell these? No, 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.480 I'm sorry. I mean you could go to some sort 0:17:56.520 --> 0:18:01.359 of office store. I just don't go to Flaurien asked 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:04.280 him to give you denim? You want him to make 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:07.159 you an outfit, right, I don't know, Ralph Lauren. I 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:11.560 don't shop by going to talk to Rolph Lauren. Me neither. 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.000 And you wouldn't go there, and you wouldn't ask for 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:17.400 the materials to build a shirt. Sorry, I feel paper clips. 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:20.080 I'm just browsing here. I think paper clips would have 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:22.080 been a better analogy there. Right, you don't go to 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.160 rough Lauren to ask him for paper clips because he's 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.040 asking for office applies because you said Rolf Lauren and 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:29.040 Denham and that feels kind of ruff l. Lauren has 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:30.960 great denom. Anyway, I'm just gonna go back to browsing 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:35.199 over here. All right. Well, maybe it was my uh sorry, 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:39.359 Mr Lauren, it's really slow. Somebody's dissuading people from coming 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:42.560 in and and asking you for things. It's I know 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:45.360 it's been weeks since we've had a cust potential custom here. 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:50.679 But uh, I'm sorry man, he mum, he wants to 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:54.960 be called Rafael now, oh don't Yeah, it's not Rough Lauren, 0:18:55.080 --> 0:19:02.000 it's Rafael. Now. I'm working. I'm I'm sorry, Rapael. H 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.359 I'll try to jump up some business for you. Just 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:10.600 leave it at the door. I'm working. I don't know 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:12.760 what I'm supposed to leave at the door here. I'm 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:16.960 trying to help drum up some business for you. But look, 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:18.840 I don't I know this has been I'm his assistant, 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:23.680 you know, me. It's been it's been weird. It's been weird. Yeah, 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:26.119 I can imagine. Um, you know, a bunch of assistants 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:28.360 are having a meeting behind the building. If you want 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.720 to wait, what a bunch of assistants are having meeting 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.480 behind the building, like a fifteen minutes. I didn't get that. 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:37.119 There's no email or anything. No, it's definitely happening. It's 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:39.080 a real thing, and it's happening in fifteen minutes, and 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.960 you should definitely go back there. I will see you there, 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:44.200 I see you there. I'm going to be there as well. 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:48.760 So I've been hired to beat you up. Sorry about that. 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:53.919 I don't even know what it's for. Really, if you 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:58.840 want to plead your case now go ahead. No, I 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:02.320 think whatever it is, either serve this okay. Any areas 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:05.640 that I should concentrate on and not concentrate on when 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:10.680 I kick your ass? Oh this is so nice of you. Sure, sure, 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:14.280 I don't think I used my back or shoulders much. 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:17.600 If you can maybe focus on that area, just go 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:20.720 to town them back, so mostly hit the back of 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:24.480 the shoulders. I feel like you're trying. You're trying, you sneak, 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:28.960 you try to get a massage out of this and 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:37.240 that's our first scene. C Number two is from Alchemy 0:20:37.320 --> 0:20:41.040 v I. P. Patrick C who wrote hey gang scene suggestion. 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:44.960 In the future, internet security is way more complex, invasive 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:49.320 and explicit. What would be the most outlandish and intrusive 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:52.359 capture and human verification ever thought of for a website? 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.480 Keep up the great work, Pat, thank you for using 0:20:57.040 --> 0:21:02.119 Chase Bank a t M S to verify you. Please 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:07.760 check which one of these following things is real? This 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:10.679 is weird. This is just for an a t M 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:20.840 bicycle Okay, bicycles real tire tires are real. Idea of 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:26.040 world peace okay, I mean the idea is real, whether 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:33.680 you get actually old peace okay, garbage garbage, definitely real. 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:39.719 I guess world peace. You have advanced to the excuse me, 0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:44.439 excuse me, you've been flagged as not a human being. Uh, 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:46.760 you failed the cap. I'm just trying to use this 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:49.879 a t M. Listen, robot, get out of here. I'm 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:53.399 not humans only. Well you didn't. You weren't able to 0:21:53.440 --> 0:21:55.080 tell what was real and what's not really what you're 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:58.240 saying that world piece is a thing, but the what's 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:03.600 the right answer there? Because what did you answer what 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:07.520 did you answer, Ashold? I answered world peace, but also 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:10.320 the option. There was an option, the idea of world peace? 0:22:11.359 --> 0:22:15.520 Is it real or not? I thought that was real. 0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:19.080 You get the funk out of here. Um, wow, this 0:22:19.200 --> 0:22:22.120 is such a nice restaurant. Thank you. I've been it's 0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:24.360 been fun chatting with you online. Now we're like in 0:22:24.480 --> 0:22:27.640 person having a date, and this is this is exciting. 0:22:28.520 --> 0:22:31.280 It is exciting. I am this. I've been looking. I mean, 0:22:31.320 --> 0:22:34.760 you're your delight. I have to say you are. You 0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:37.040 are a delight. Look before we go in your further 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:39.280 it's like so dumb, but it's just like you're like 0:22:39.480 --> 0:22:42.720 too good to be true. Um, would you mind? Would 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:44.640 you mind answering a few questions on this app? It's 0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:48.200 just because you know, like AI so like prevalent these days. 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:49.520 I mean, you're not I know, you're not a I 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:52.399 know you're I'm not an I am, but I'm happy. 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:55.439 I'm happy to do it. Oh God, you're like perfect. Okay, 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:58.760 here's my phone. Just answer for you. These questions start. 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:05.280 Let's start talking soon, okay, Right. The following questions are 0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:10.320 to be answered true or false. So dumb, but just 0:23:10.440 --> 0:23:15.640 go with it. Do most tables have four legs. Uh, 0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:18.040 I mean most So that's kind of hard to do 0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:21.720 with true. False. It's it's pretty than most um, but 0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:26.959 I'm gonna say true. Oh, okay, you scared me there. 0:23:27.440 --> 0:23:33.639 The country of Mexico exists. That's that's definitely true. You're like, 0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:36.200 so I love this dress. You're worried by the way too. Okay, 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:40.000 this is good. Being angry is something that can happen. 0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:49.680 Being angry is something that I can scor check. Please 0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:58.000 thinking the check, please attack gack gil gil gil, Hey mom, 0:23:58.000 --> 0:24:05.280 Hey dad, hey son? By the wrong face. It happened again. 0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:10.080 You went on another day with a bot? Ah, Like, 0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:13.200 am I not good enough? Is that? What's going on here? No? No, 0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:18.800 you're you're too good? Yeah, well, but why don't you 0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.840 just try about for a while. What's like, maybe have 0:24:21.960 --> 0:24:25.480 a bot until you find something about your mom? Has 0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:30.199 a point? Why where are you taking all these steps 0:24:30.200 --> 0:24:34.320