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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This signer guest

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Speaker 1: host Cold Stratton in for KP. It's been a while.

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Speaker 1: Happy to be here, guys. Let's meet everybody today. First up,

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Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado. Chris, that's your celebrity man crush. It's

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Speaker 1: a good question. Um, I don't have one right at

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Speaker 1: the top, but I will say one time I stood

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Speaker 1: next to I'm gonna I'm not gonna pronounce his name correctly.

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Speaker 1: Leev Schreiber, Leave Schreiber. Yeah right. I stood next to

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Speaker 1: him at the Emmy. He's not a big deal, helpful

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Speaker 1: of years ago, and I was like, what a fucking

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Speaker 1: man shoulders, a chest, a fucking jaw, And I felt

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Speaker 1: like a child in that moment. Um, So I've always

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Speaker 1: got a little thing for him after that nice I

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Speaker 1: felt the same way standing next to Wallace Sean on

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Speaker 1: a body get conceivable you would if you saw him?

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Speaker 1: Uh uh. Next step, it's James Heeny, James Hene. What

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Speaker 1: word you have trouble pronouncing? Is there a word that's

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Speaker 1: always giving you a pause? I mean, there's a whole lunch,

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Speaker 1: but there's only one that's caused me life threats on

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Speaker 1: the internet. And it's the word infinite. Uh. People have

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Speaker 1: really don't like the word infinite. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I'm saying it right now and I corrected it,

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Speaker 1: or if I still say it infinite wrong, infinite infinite.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There's infinite ways of saying it, James,

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Speaker 1: That's what I've said. Yeah, I had people. It was

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Speaker 1: one of the first YouTube videos I made, and people

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Speaker 1: were like, I hope you go LIKEE killed, Like all

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Speaker 1: the most awful things that you could say about a

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Speaker 1: person was about the way I said the word infinite,

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Speaker 1: just because I showed people how to get infinite coins

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Speaker 1: in Mortal Kombat nine, one of those people telling you

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Speaker 1: to die. Oh boy. Uh, Well, hopefully no one gets

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Speaker 1: upset with today's episode. You'll find out. Well, the nice

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Speaker 1: thing is is there's no comment sections, so I don't

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Speaker 1: have to look at it. There you go. I'll hopefully

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Speaker 1: you won't get infinite emails about it. Next up. It's

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Speaker 1: it's all saying it's all historical musicals like Hamilton's and

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Speaker 1: Stuffs are all arrage right now. But if you're to

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Speaker 1: write a historical musical, what would the subject matter be?

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Speaker 1: Would you want to bring it live on the stage.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, beautiful, beautiful question historical musical man Um, it's

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Speaker 1: usually something Oh man, I don't that's a good that's

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Speaker 1: a good question. I can I just tell you I'm

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Speaker 1: I don't say I'm working on but I'm noodling a

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Speaker 1: musical idea. My wife hates it. But it's about traffic.

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Speaker 1: I just want to. I feel like it's a global

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Speaker 1: thing that everyone gets, and so I wanna I write

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Speaker 1: songs about taking left turns on without an arrow and

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Speaker 1: being a certain distance behind how automated car technology is

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Speaker 1: going to take. So I do think it will come

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Speaker 1: to fruition, maybe in a couple of years. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a musical. I'd like to do pick we all know,

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Speaker 1: with everybody stuck in traffic, trying to get to the

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Speaker 1: seven thirty curtain for traffic, and then be a whole

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Speaker 1: meta thing. I'll place curtains right at the worst traffic

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Speaker 1: time and every city perfect. I love that. Uh last,

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Speaker 1: but certainly not least. Craig Kikowski, you know, the dumb

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Speaker 1: slap made all the headlines at the Oscars, But what

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Speaker 1: did you think of the ceremony in general? Um, the

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Speaker 1: it was not good. Yeah, yeah, my my feelings are

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Speaker 1: too uh long and complex. Maybe get into the slap

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Speaker 1: actually made it as awful as that was, made it

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Speaker 1: way more interesting and compelling to to talk about. I

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Speaker 1: think the worst thing was the in memoriam segments. And

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Speaker 1: I think the thinking was like, well, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: always such a bummer when we sing a sad song

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Speaker 1: and show pictures of people who died. Let's make it

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Speaker 1: upbeat this year, and so I think ding dong, the

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Speaker 1: which is dead. The desire to to be different by

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Speaker 1: then the cutting out all those awards uh was a

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Speaker 1: bad idea, and that they were awkwardly edited into the ceremony. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was poorly done. Yeah, I agree, but the ratings

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Speaker 1: The immemorial thing made me crazy, not only because it

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Speaker 1: was like upbeat, but they spent so much time lingering

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Speaker 1: than the previous year, where they did them so fast

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Speaker 1: you couldn't actually like, like read the names before they

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Speaker 1: moved on to the next one. People who died, give

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Speaker 1: them their give them their moment in the sun. It's

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Speaker 1: all about the ratings, all right, Well, let's do a

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Speaker 1: Scene one is from listener Tamila, who wrote, Hello Gang,

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Speaker 1: I absolutely love your podcast and I've been listening since

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Speaker 1: the very beginning. I heard you are in dire need

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Speaker 1: of scene suggestions, so I decided to finally send you

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Speaker 1: all an email. It was a ton of those that

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Speaker 1: came to. The emails worked. It worked. My scene suggestion

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Speaker 1: is a new clothing store with no clothes on display,

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Speaker 1: only written notes describing what it feels like to wear it.

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Speaker 1: No refunds. Can't wait to see what happens. Hi, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry that I am I interrupting. Oh no, I'm here

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Speaker 1: to serve you. Oh can I help you today? Great? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm such a casual, slubby guy typically, but I have

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Speaker 1: a big event coming up. Really, and you want to

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Speaker 1: impress people, I assume. Yeah. And I want to impress

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Speaker 1: my date for sure, And yeah, yeah I wanna, I wanna.

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Speaker 1: I want to shine it up a bit. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't have this out on the floor. This is

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Speaker 1: something special. Let me write it down right on this

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Speaker 1: post it note and I'll stick it right to your chest.

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Speaker 1: That would look great on you. It says, um soft

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Speaker 1: and shiny? Does that? And shiny? Is that coming a

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Speaker 1: medium or like a medium tall? It's it'll be. Let

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Speaker 1: me just put Let me stand a little further back

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Speaker 1: my view. It will be your size, perfectly fit. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: soft texture is soft. The visuals that you get from

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Speaker 1: it are shiny. I was a little curious and like,

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Speaker 1: I'm out like that guy. But you know, maybe perhaps

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Speaker 1: I could make a little statement while I'm out there,

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Speaker 1: because I saw hanging over there um was the note? Um? Wow? Factor?

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Speaker 1: Is that is that something I can pull? I don't

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Speaker 1: think that would be for you. I don't think that.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, let me take this post and

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Speaker 1: not back. Yeah, we go and we're gonna write political

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Speaker 1: statement and then that's now it. Wow, that looks really

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Speaker 1: and my mother's visiting me here today, so I wanted

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Speaker 1: to make sure to wear it. Gotcha. It's crazy this

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Speaker 1: all these hangers and they're just there's just notes everywhere

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Speaker 1: I dig it. You knew we've had a lot of shoplifters. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's a big thing, but I misread the post and

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Speaker 1: And people looked at the south and they clearly said

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Speaker 1: like your maybe pringles and I was like, that's not

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know I just exchange it is there

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Speaker 1: We don't and I hate to have this conversation in

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Speaker 1: front of a potential cost. But if you won't, you

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Speaker 1: cust it's short for customer. Oh, you are potential cust.

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, I'll meet you there and we'll talk about

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Speaker 1: the refund policy. It so wouldn't work to just come

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Speaker 1: open the door. Listen. I know you're in their designing

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Speaker 1: and designing, but the stores need merch I'm working. I

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Speaker 1: The stores need merchandise, they need stuff. I'm working. Let

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Speaker 1: I have a method, and I don't like to be

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Speaker 1: questioned about it. I'm so sorry. I'm just your assistant.

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Speaker 1: want it all. That's that's what I'm giving them, the

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Speaker 1: Are you the cust too? Wanted to make a return? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of the Yeah yeah, I handle returns in the back alley.

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Speaker 1: You're a you're rather large. You're a I'm a big guy.

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Speaker 1: I can't shop here because I got to go to

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Speaker 1: a big and tell store right whether the posted notes

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Speaker 1: are bigger? So what's your problem? Cussed? Well, you can

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Speaker 1: see from I misread the note. I I own that

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Speaker 1: be that as well as all that. It's like it's

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Speaker 1: kind of what I thought would happen when I bought

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Speaker 1: this outfit, and it's been frankly underwhelming. People have had

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Speaker 1: to chew sides of what they think I have And okay,

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Speaker 1: well I was letting you get all that out just

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Speaker 1: to amuse myself, but I'm gonna beat you up. Basically,

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Speaker 1: it's what's gonna happen. Now. I kind of saw this

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Speaker 1: Could you just I'm a hand model, so could you

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Speaker 1: just leave those leave the hands alone on the face

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Speaker 1: of the stomach. Okay, great, So we've decided to have

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Speaker 1: that's final. I don't want I don't want any mistake.

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Speaker 1: You need to understand that's a final sale. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: familiar with that without with that idea. Okay, let's let's

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Speaker 1: see it. Let's see it. That great. Let me bring

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Speaker 1: Go ahead and unwrap it now. Okay. Wow, that is shiny.

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Speaker 1: That is shiny. Feel it? Oh? That is soft? That

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Speaker 1: you dated a robot before? Um? Unintentionally? Yeah, but this

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Speaker 1: this is this could be where I'm I'm I'm in

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00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: it for the long haul. By the way, I pre

418
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: ordered before you got here. I got you a cup

419
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: of oil. That's great. Great, No, No, I want to

420
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: know about you and what makes you tick? And you

421
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 1: know what are your likes and dislikes. What makes me

422
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: tick is an Intel thirty two processor. That's hot. That's hot?

423
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: What makes you tick? Uh? This thing the old heart? Hey?

424
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: You do? Here? You go order Holpin your poppers for

425
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: you and a large penzil for the robit there. Hey,

426
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 1: enjoy it. If you want to refill, you just tapped

427
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 1: a little button at the end of the table here

428
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: and it'll fly me down. I'll come refill it for

429
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: your robit. Thank you sir so much. This is weird

430
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: because we're having a great time. Um weird. Well, what

431
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,239
Speaker 1: I'm about to say is gonna be weird. You're right,

432
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 1: that was I just gonna make sure you're robot. Like

433
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: I know it's I had this app and I'm just like,

434
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to get fooled again. If you don't

435
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: mind just by robots who turned out to be human. No, no,

436
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: you're right, You're right. I I worded that. I worded

437
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: that incorrectly. I'm a fucking idiot. Um, but I just

438
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: say yourself up. No, No, I'm just I'm not doing well, okay.

439
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 1: I just want to fucking connection with somebody or frankly

440
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: at this point something, So if you wouldn't mind answering

441
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: three simple questions off this app to make sure you

442
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: are who you are, maybe we can have a great

443
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: life together. Mm hmmm, sorry, No, that's okay. Um, I'll answer,

444
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: but then I will leave after her. That's probably fair.

445
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: Here you go, Thank you. Which of these things are

446
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: real triangle yes, raccoon, yes, croatia yes, rare signoric month

447
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: and oh that's no did no? Wow? Well yep, you

448
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: proved it. You're a robot. I'm an idiot. I couldn't help.

449
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: But over here and there, have you tried taking the

450
00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: robot test yourself? That's this guy just saying, you know,

451
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: have you ever tried it? Yeah? Take the test. I

452
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: don't need to do that. I know I got that's

453
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: a that's a heartbeat. That's a heartbeat. Al right, so

454
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna see. I'm taking the m I a robot test?

455
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Okay, it should be pretty easy.

456
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: By the way, these Halli paint poppers are incredible. Is

457
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: that is that cream cheese? How you got it? Wasn't

458
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: supposed to tell you? Alright? The stupid happening? Wow? Look

459
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: who's back already from his day? How did it go?

460
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: Where's mom? What do you mean? Where's mom? She's probably

461
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: you know, clinking up? Or I know you know what,

462
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: I know what I know here, you know what, I'll

463
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: prove it to you. I'm gonna pull out the chef's knife.

464
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: I know I can plunge this through my throat and

465
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. Dad. Wait wait wait wait wait wait

466
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: wait wait wait okay, look, you know you know your

467
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: mother's a robot, right, You've always known that, and you've

468
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: known that I'm a human human? Uh huh, So how

469
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: does that work? Exact? Actually? How does that work? How

470
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: did you? How did you come into being? I'm an idiot.

471
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: I love thinking idiot. You never put two and two together.

472
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: I never did. I just thought somehow your love or

473
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: something created me. And you know what, you know what?

474
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: I never wondered why you've been the same size for

475
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: twenty years. No, okay, well that's that's part of your programming.

476
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: Oh man, it all makes sense now. I've been your

477
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: best friend for fifteen years and it's just it all.

478
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: It all checks the boxes. Now, I wonder why you

479
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: always made me buy the concert tickets online. It all clicks.

480
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: Are we still good? Yeah? I mean you're still my

481
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: my guy. You know you're still my bro. It's just

482
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: just a lot to take in, you know, it's a lot.

483
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: It's weird. You start going back in your mind, right,

484
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: those memories, Right, I made you buy the concert tic kids,

485
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: and right you would never go in the swimming pool ever,

486
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: you would never swim. I thought I thought frankly, I

487
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: thought I was just shy of my of my belly.

488
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: But now this's deeper meaning to it. Who pull over? Okay? Uh,

489
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: you should probably pull it to the side. But all right,

490
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: all right, okay, I wonder what this could be about.

491
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Uh, you just ran eight traffic lights.

492
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're not able to identify a traffic light.

493
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Officer, I guess I can't. Officer. Are

494
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: you are you human or bought? I'm a bot? Okay,

495
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm also a bot. But I just learned I'm about

496
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: so come on, can okay? Okay? So I'm supposed to

497
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: take it easy on you. I just I mean, I

498
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: just learned, Like did you always know? Is there a

499
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: moment where you learned you were a bot? Look? I

500
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: was programmed to be able to identify palm trees and

501
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: uh traffic okay, those crosswalks? Yes, uh, those are my

502
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: three specialties. Okay, And the officer, can you read these

503
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: like numbers and letters in this little squiggly box here? Sure,

504
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: lowercase B, seven, lowercase C, upper case X to three.

505
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: You're good. You're an advanced you're advanced. I'm advanced. I'm advanced,

506
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: but there's ore there's other things I'm not good at. Okay,

507
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: the officer, If you're programmed to do all this, how

508
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: do I know what I'm programmed to do? Programmed to

509
00:31:55,320 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: beat or programmed to feel? M hm, that's a good question. Um,

510
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: maybe access your your inner memory. Oh yeah, you can

511
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: just just do that. You can say it out loud

512
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: if that helps, or you can just do it. Okay,

513
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: I'll access inner memory. Now, accessing inner memory? Did you

514
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: guys hear that? Or is that just in my mind?

515
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: That's probably just in your head. Just you just do Okay.

516
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm seeing like a lot of files. How may we

517
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: help you? I'm a click click on, click on core programming,

518
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: Core programming, Core Programming, Core Programming accessed. Oh, I see

519
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: one file called purpose? Is that where? That's probably it? Okay,

520
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: selecting purpose to open purpose. We have to do a test.

521
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: There's a test. Another take a test. Yeah, that's standard. Alright,

522
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: might as well spell yes, spell bridge? I got I

523
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: gotta spell bride. That's easy, six letter word. Yeah, it's easy. Yeah,

524
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: you're know how to spell bridge, right, there's six letters

525
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, ten seconds to comply. The first letter

526
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: was first letter b B. Wait what happens if he

527
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: doesn't comply in ten seconds? We will now self destruct.

528
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna self destruct. Oh god? What the

529
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: fund was the program for? What was his purpose? He's

530
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: got to post it on the front of him there,

531
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: t B D, it says, T B D. Oh no,

532
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: so he even if he had gotten bridge right there,

533
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: the file would have been empty. And be honest, I

534
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: feel bad about pulling you guys over, but you were

535
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: running lights like Willie Nilly. I understand, Officer, have a

536
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: good after noon. Uh, scientists Carter, we need to have

537
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: a ward with you and your team. It's just the

538
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: two of us, okays. I never got your assistance name.

539
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: He's also a scientist, So scantis Phil, you can just

540
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: call me scientists Phil. Listen, it's been brought to our

541
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: attention that you were Can I just stop you? Is

542
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: it the fact that the lower case X and the

543
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: capital X are so similar, just different sizes? Because I've

544
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: been complaining the whole time about it. No, it's not that, scientists, Phil,

545
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: it's the idea that you two are producing robots without purpose?

546
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: Is this that you too, sick motherfucker's is this because

547
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: sometimes you can't tell the difference between a zero and Oh?

548
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 1: Is that what this is about. No, I've made it clear.

549
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: It's because you're producing robots without purpose. We never produced

550
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: robots without purpose one. Really, we're always files here, I

551
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: have lists here, I have lists here. Yeah, t B D.

552
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: Is this what you're upset about? It's to be determined.

553
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: That robat was to be determined. It was programmed to

554
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: be determined, be very forceful. He knew what he wanted always.

555
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: What happened to this spot? Oh you mean you mean

556
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: child to program to be they have the quality of

557
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: determination of yes, Oh my god. We also have t

558
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: B A to be asshole this program that. Yeah that

559
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: I know that, I know. Okay, okay, I'm so sorry.

560
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm gonna I'm i'm a suit and

561
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: I come in here to your laboratory and I start,

562
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 1: you know, making accusations, and I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

563
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: Give me this patch, give me this pat what Wait? Hold,

564
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: I don't think you have the authority to do that. Sorry,

565
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: we're not showing sure, we're always just in the lab working.

566
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: And well, one last thing, Yeah, those exs are weird.

567
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: Well some of those are actually plus signs tilted. And

568
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: that's our second scene, our final scene see threes from

569
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: Alchemy V. I P. David Burke, who wrote greetings Mr

570
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: Pollock or whoever is reading this message. It's been a

571
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,959
Speaker 1: long time since I submitted a scene suggestion. But after

572
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: listening to a dry bar comedian trash improv troops, not

573
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: only did I get angry and offended for you guys,

574
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: it gave me this scene suggestion. Stand up comedians fight

575
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: improv comedians to the death. Thank you again for all

576
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: you do. I'd love to tell you that comedian was,

577
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: but out of professionalism, I shouldn't mention his name. Right. Cough,

578
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: Jordan's making cough And that's our show. Thank you so much, everybody.

579
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: We've been the chuckle heads and you guys have a

580
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: great night, ye everybody. Chads, you guys ran long, all right,

581
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: we got a stand up show right now. Just gets

582
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: so sorry. We had a group mind thing going on, Chad,

583
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: when you were like, I am the ducking a ship

584
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: about your duck group mind. All right, stand ups are here.

585
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: The real show is about to start. Okay, okay, fine,

586
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: we'll get out of your hair. No, no, no, this

587
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: is one occasion that this improv troop is not gonna Yes,

588
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: and you know what, I think we could do a

589
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: second set. Take your hand off of my hive mindsets.

590
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: We should probably do one more long form, go back

591
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: on that stage. It's war. Maybe we shouldn't do this,

592
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: but I mean we gotta yes, and him, we gotta

593
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: support him. He's he threw it out there. Okay, I

594
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: guess we've gotta follow the follower at this point. If

595
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: you'll be the follower and then you can follow me, Yeah,

596
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 1: and I'll be following you all. We've got your back

597
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: and beat the ship. We're gonna do another set, don't

598
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: do it. I mean, there's three of us in one

599
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: of you. Yeah. The other comics are late. They'll be

600
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 1: here any second, but well they're really late because nobody

601
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 1: else's here. Yeah. Also yeah, Also, you guys are like loners,

602
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: like lone wolves like we were. Well, I was gonna

603
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: make another wolf analogy. We were in a pack. We're

604
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: a wolf pack in their lone wolf. Yeah that's right, yes,

605
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:32,439
Speaker 1: and and and and we got you outnumbered. Hey, hey,

606
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,760
Speaker 1: quit trying to corner me, which just leave me alone.

607
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: You smell this guy, it's fear. It's it's fear. Water. Huh, guys,

608
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: get get away from me. Man, my other stand up

609
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: friends are gonna be here any second, and then you

610
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: guys are gonna be fucked. Doubt it. I don't think so.

611
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: I think what we should do. Oh my god, Rick

612
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: improvisers did this to you. Improvisers. They let my hands go,

613
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: but they hit everything else pretty bad, really focused on

614
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: my back and shoulders. Improvisers are known for being super

615
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: buff and manly. Uh oh man, all right, you know

616
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: we got we got your back. You know, I don't.

617
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to see him again. Man, those guys

618
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 1: really rough me up. I think we got to send

619
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: a message. They send a message, clearly, we got to

620
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: send a message back. You know. Yeah, the whole whole

621
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: stand up community has got your got your back. Doesn't

622
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like at all that what you just said. No, no, no,

623
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: I mean we've we've got your back. I'm I'm known

624
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: for having kind of a sarcastic persona, but I'm being

625
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: really sincere here. Yeah, and honestly, after I'm done with

626
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: my set, I actually got another set and silverly, so

627
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: I kind of got a jet right away. Otherwise I

628
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: would stay and have your back. Yeah, that's the thing.

629
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: I would say the same thing too. You know, we

630
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: we gotta do like hell of funny over in Chatsworth

631
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: and then punch punch lines over in uh San pedro Um.

632
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: But you know, if you like, pick a night like

633
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: maybe like a Monday. Actually, if it's to daytime, then

634
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: there's only open mics that I'd be missing, that's true.

635
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: But the one is getting really good down at Folding

636
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: Wash on third, it's impossible. Folding Wash is a great venue. Yeah,

637
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: it's a I mean if you can get them when

638
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: they're getting their quarters. Like that was sarcasm. Fold and

639
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: Wash fucking sucks. Oh that was pretty good sarcast and

640
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: I didn't even catch effects. You're operated on level man. Alright, alright,

641
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: welcome to my theater. Welcome to my theater. So let

642
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: me get this straight. You want to have a night

643
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: where you have stand up the im problem the same night,

644
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna end in some kind of battle

645
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: of physical battle. Is that? Is that what I'm understanding here? Yeah,

646
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: a cage match. You see, we've done cage matches be

647
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: here before, and it's just really it's a weird. First

648
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: of all, why compete, you know, for funny? It seems

649
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: like that the art form gets lost. We're not competing

650
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: for funny, We're competing for life. Okay, okay, now this

651
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 1: is still a bringer, right, yeah. Yeah, we'll bring people

652
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: and we'll make them buy drinks. Okay, Okay, we just

653
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: in this debate once and all. So what am I?

654
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: What am I? What am I billing this night as deathmatch? Okay, deathmatch? Deathmatch?

655
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: You guys are going against the chuckle heads that would understand? Yeah,

656
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: those guys are jacked. Have you seen those guys? Yea,

657
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: most improvisers, ripped chuckle heads? And what am I calling you? Guys? Ah?

658
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: Stand up? Stand alright, chuckle heads versus the stand ups?

659
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: Ten PM, two people per two drakes per person, two

660
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: people per person plus two drinks, two people everywhere. Every

661
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 1: one of you guys to bring two people and every

662
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: one of those people gotta buy two drinks. All right, exponential,

663
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: I get it. You're a business man. You gotta make

664
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: you gotta make business. So you got us the show book.

665
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: That's great, that's great. We just gotta get the most tough,

666
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,720
Speaker 1: grizzled stand ups. I'm thinking we gotta get Joe Rogan.

667
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 1: We gotta get Carrot Top, we gotta get that guy

668
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: does the Dame cook the kick moves. Yeah yeah, we're

669
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: going to get those guys. I mean, when they find

670
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: out it's their chance to mutilate a bunch of improvisers,

671
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're gonna jump on it. You know, I've

672
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: got Show Rogan in my phone right now, all right, chuckle.

673
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: So we gotta get the most grizzled improvisers. We know.

674
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: I'm talking Ryan Styles, I'm talking Wayne Brady. Uh, there's

675
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 1: the only two improvisers. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna get those guys. Look,

676
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: there's five improv jobs in the world, and you've listed

677
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: two of the five. Okay, like they're busy, Yeah, their books. Yeah,

678
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: I know this guy. I know this guy. He does

679
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,959
Speaker 1: improv kind of as a hobby. His name's Teddy. He's

680
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: great at fighting, great at I don't love hobbyists, no, no, no,

681
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: but he's I mean, we could use him here. Actually

682
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: I kind of already invited him. Uh, you want me

683
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: to do a set? I've mostly just been doing classes.

684
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if I'm ready for a

685
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: show this big. Oh my god, this guy shoge gigantic. Alright,

686
00:43:53,000 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: like I got a lot more going on just my size. Alright, alright, well,

687
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: why don't we test him out real quick? All right?

688
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 1: All right, let's do ut if that's what you're wondering. No, no,

689
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: we don't think you're what would be a good good

690
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 1: improv test guys, I don't know. Let's do mind meld,

691
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: let's do mind make sure they're on the same page

692
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 1: and the count of three, both of us say, we're

693
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: at the same time, Like, how do you start? What

694
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: do you start? All right, I'm gonna cunt it off

695
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: and you too, say your word on three. Okay, here

696
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: we go one, two, three, straw Robot, Strawberry robot, and

697
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: Strawberry takes. Do you think I'm a robot? No, it

698
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: was just what was on my mind. Okay, it was

699
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: just it was just the first thing that came to

700
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: my head. I was improvising robot. This is a human

701
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: improv team. It was taking the test man who's got

702
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: the app dude, test him. Wait, no, I don't need

703
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: to time right now because we're trying to keep him.

704
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: Test him. Mikey, Mikey, what about when he did that

705
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:14,240
Speaker 1: tag out that was so calculated and perfect. Right, guys,

706
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: it was just remember all character names in an improv show,

707
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: Like everybody forgets a few names, but he always remembers names.

708
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: But wait, what if he what if he is at robot?

709
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: Just say he is. He's good at improv. That's it. Now,

710
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: we just let robots played with us well and fight

711
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:40,959
Speaker 1: with us. What do you program to do comedy? Please? Murder?

712
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: Death kill murder, death kill, death murder. I'm just supported

713
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: death kill ladies and dolemen. Welcome to deathmatch. Looks like

714
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: it looks like somebody made this note card here about

715
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: the show might not be accurate, but it's gonna be

716
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: a show till the death. Then we have the over here,

717
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: we have the chuckle heads. Is that all right? Yeah?

718
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: Guy is huge? And uh over here, we've got some

719
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: stand up comics. Yeah yeah, how's everybody doing tonight? Okay? Okay,

720
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: what else? What else? What else? All right? Great? So,

721
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: before we get started, I just want to make sure

722
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 1: everyone knows that this is a robot human friendly space

723
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: and we always are that way. So, uh, if you

724
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: have any issue that you can leave. We don't want

725
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: your business but you don't need to buy the two

726
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: drinks before you leave. Alright, no refunds, no exchanges. If

727
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: you want one, go out in the back of somebody

728
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: will meet you there in fifteen minutes. Alright, looks like

729
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: the chuckle heads are gonna go first, or I don't

730
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: know how the show works. Here we go give him

731
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: up for the chuckle heads. Where the chuckle heads can

732
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: we have a suggestion of I don't know a fun

733
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: location that would fit on the stage. A room to

734
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: be murdered in, A room to be murdered in. Yeah,

735
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: good luck with that. Okay, you're doing good, you're doing good.

736
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: Just you're good. I have a dead body. No, no,

737
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: you can't be a dead body if you're talking. Okay. Uh,

738
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's a dead body in this room.

739
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: That's good. Yes, yes, and the dead body stinks. Man

740
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: this god, I asked a question. We have to stand

741
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: up school you guys suck. That was the juggle heads.

742
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: Everybody giving up for the stand ups. Hey guys, um

743
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: one more time for your host And uh, chuckle heads,

744
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: they really really did it, didn't they. Uh so COVID

745
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: was crazy. Um, I've been sent to the stage to

746
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: beat you up. Okay, cool? Um, it doesn't look like

747
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: your face is a big part of your act, so

748
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 1: it really isn't it really isn't. You can just pummel

749
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: the funk out of that. Okay, I'm a contrary in

750
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: the face to start with. Okay, if you could just

751
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: leave one eye open so I could see my light,

752
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: which I will definitely run and not pay attention to,

753
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: that would be great. All right? Wow, one a night.

754
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: Some laughs not something? There were some points where there

755
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: were it wasn't laughter. Blood. I don't know what to

756
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: make of all this. I mean, do we feel better

757
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: that we fought the stand ups? Isn't common unifying idea?

758
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: I really wish you guys had pulled my programming out

759
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: on me. I kind of feel bad about it. We

760
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: need you to be vulnerable because that's part of what

761
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: comedy is, right. I guess I killed a bunch of people. Yeah, both,

762
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: that was you know, horrific, but not as horrific as

763
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: our opener? Am I right? Guys? I know I didn't.

764
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: Oh shit, it's probably for me the chuckle heads to

765
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: our van over. How you doing, guys? Can you roll

766
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: down your window for me? Please? Sure? Hi? Guys, did

767
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: you did you leave a murder site about ten minutes

768
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: ago on stage, officer, we were giving the suggestion, I

769
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: see how we're I see how that could have played

770
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: as you think. You played it like a double ontuendre.

771
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 1: You're saying you murdered on stage, but at the same

772
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: time you did actually murder somebody. So that's fantastic. I

773
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: wasn't even saying that. I was saying specifically, the location

774
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: we're giving was a room where murder happened, but we

775
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: also the end murder on stage, you know, triple that's funny.

776
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm I don't do I take classes kind of like

777
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: where where do you take classes? Question? Uh the punch

778
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: punch Room. Uh yeah, it's a stand up place, but

779
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: they have Empire classes tode they do both that. Yeah. Hey, um,

780
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 1: well I got you. I've been coaching lately. If maybe

781
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: you want to grab a you know, a few few

782
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,720
Speaker 1: of your friends, we could we could run some rehearsals

783
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: and stuff. Maybe TERRYO Shyster's class and he's fantastic and

784
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: so I don't know, his philosophy is a little kind

785
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 1: of like hippie dippie for me. You've considered maybe that

786
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: you can go further and deeper. Do you know Terry

787
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: that's yeah, it's like yeah, okay, wow, I mean Terry

788
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: used to be a chuckle head back in the day.

789
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: I think he's an original child. Wow, this is oh

790
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: my god, it's like I pulled over a famous vehicle. Yeah,

791
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: you know, as far as you know, famous goes in improv.

792
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: You'r Ryan styles Wayne Brady, So that's famous. Well yeah,

793
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean, well that's legend. That's legend. That's that's that's

794
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: a legend. This is just famous. That guy huge, barely

795
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: fitting in there. I'm a guy. I like art, I

796
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: like him prov. I don't want to be just identified

797
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: by my size. Okay, I'm a complicated person. Yeah person. Huh.

798
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: If I had to guess, I would say that's the

799
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 1: robot in the in the car, but you'd be wrong. Officer.

800
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: Check this out. So his name is Terry. Right, we're

801
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: doing a scene. We're doing a scene tonight, and it

802
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: was turning into your standard transaction scene. Right, so it's like, oh,

803
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: this is gonna go nowhere. Then Terry surprises all of

804
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: us shoots this ice statement out of nowhere. He says,

805
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: I feel scared and it is bridges this gap and

806
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: emotion happened and hilarity ensued. I'm so I'm still in

807
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: level three, so I'm not sure if I followed everything. No, yeah, no,

808
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: of course, of course, of course, but what's that characters?

809
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: Or it's a group work, and uh, it's it's been tough,

810
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 1: you know, because I've been to get over there. That sounds. Yeah.

811
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: You gotta get everyone to buy in on group work

812
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: and if one person is not in, you know, it's

813
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 1: kind of like police work. So um yeah for similarities.

814
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: Hey guys, Um, obviously Tim's not doing the show tonight

815
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: as he was murdered last week on stage, which means

816
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: everybody gets twelve minutes tonight, and said it to everybody

817
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: really feel fretty yeah, like I have twelve minutes of

818
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: material and that's our show. Everybody. Oh, let's thank you

819
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: to our alkavist. See what they're up to, what's coming up?

820
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: All that jazz? Chris Alvarado, Hey, happy to be here,

821
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 1: This is fun, cold love having you back. Um. Midway

822
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: during our show, a literal jackhammer started going off right

823
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: right right next to my office. Maybe you can hear it,

824
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: maybe you can't. If you can, it's an East rig

825
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: for you. Um. Otherwise, thanks for everybody who came out

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