WEBVTT - Episode 129: Throuple 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the kitchen table. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.880 The podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:14.520 of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.120 Bad Larry, Shayne Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.840 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:31.120 Look who's here? 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:34.520 Got a full lineup? Everybody's on time. I got Shay here, 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:38.360 Dylan here, Ray's here, Marvin and bad Larry is joining 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:42.480 us again. How about a round of a fawn right one. 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:45.280 It's nice being back in the little room. I feel 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:46.159 a little more intimate. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:46.880 Totally agree. 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:48.839 Yeah, instead of being out there where the man are. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:49.440 I don't like it. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.479 The men are out there and the Dan. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:54.600 It's way way too much testiculate out there. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:55.480 Boys in here. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.400 Yeah, yeah, keep it more feminine in here. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:02.640 I did. I did an RSVP Larry's daughter's wedding. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.520 We'll see you there. Yeah. Are you gonna go? 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:05.160 Yeah? 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.080 Three of us are going. Yeah. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:11.120 Okay, so Larry, I uh, I didn't put down plus one. 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:12.840 I'm putting down plus three. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:14.080 Plus plus three. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:15.600 Yeah, is that okay? 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:18.760 Then you can come for the happy hour for sure. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.840 I work a limit. Okay, they won't even the happy 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.960 hour people, I mean cocktail hour. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.800 Really, you're gonna turn down a gay threle from your wedding. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:27.640 Imagine if. 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:33.679 Four don't get canceled Larry thropple Ale, that'd be three 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.279 and that's a couple. 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:36.720 Oh he knows. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.000 Oh yeah, he's more of a Quinn tuple guy. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:39.319 Wow. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.280 Uh let me see, let me recap here. So we're 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:48.080 talking football units here. Dylan lost the unit, Shay lost 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:53.040 the unit. Bad Larry no show nothing. It would zero smartest. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.600 It would be interesting that if Larry just took the 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.480 strategy of not placing a single football bet this whole season, 0:01:58.520 --> 0:01:59.920 and see if he comes out. 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:01.680 On twenty units again. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:05.000 Yeah, but non football bad. Larry is up plus twenty two. 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:08.280 SHA's plus four. Dylan is minus twelve and a half. 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:11.000 I didn't take long for the first bad beat of 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:14.720 the year. Dylan bet on New Mexico plus three seventy 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:19.080 to upset Montana. That was Montana State, wasn't it, Yes, 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.920 it was it. Yeah, it was Montana's Montana State. I 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:26.079 believe because they're one of the top five FBS schools 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.400 or whatever fcf fcs F you all. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.280 The good ones are up there in the nether region 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:32.800 of Montana and the Dakota. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.720 So New Mexico pays Montana State three hundred and sixty 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.880 thousand dollars to play the game only to lose at home. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.200 Sounds like me betting in a heartbreaker too. 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:45.680 So let me see I got you at thirty one 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:46.440 future bets. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.880 Shay, Yeah, oh my god, that's right. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:53.440 Okay, let me see anything I need to recap. Anybody 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.120 want to recap anything from last week? Bad Larry? Do 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:57.280 you want to recap anything? 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:58.280 I don't. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:59.679 I don't even remember what I did last week. I 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:01.919 think I was two and two the baseball and I don't. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:04.560 I don't remember. I'm my wife's got to get a 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.799 new job, Dan. She thinks she's my boss. I think 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.920 I put I put together like five lamps this morning. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.639 I thought I worked for Nike in like a sweatshop. Wow. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.720 She sent me to the dump to get rid of 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:21.040 the cardboard that around every day at the house. It's 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:21.840 like unbelievable. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.919 Are these are these lamps for the wedding? 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:25.359 Reception. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.320 No these lamps because I don't know the two lamps 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.079 in the upstairs bedrooms. So the four four lamps upstairs 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.080 and the two bedrooms that we've never turned on. I 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:36.520 guess we're just old and uh. 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.160 Not the thing you haven't turned on? 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:45.240 Dan, Dan, how often do you replaced the rugs under beds? 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:47.960 I don't even know what color they are, and I 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:57.080 just replaced them this morning? What oh Att yelled at 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:01.000 the Nike. My supervisor came back out. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.680 Is there a steam whistle in the back break? 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.160 Is over door? 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:10.400 I just I just walked around the back porch. I 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.840 just said, she goes, I don't like your complaining in 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:18.760 a public form. Then then there's not one. There's no 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.599 space on any of the walls in my house. And 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.719 she has like ten new pictures she wants me to hang. 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.479 I said, Marreth, you can hang them, just take something 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:26.960 down and put the new one up. But I'm not 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.440 putting any more holes in any walls because there's no room. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:31.040 It's it's ridiculous. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.960 Well but what are the pictures of that are up there? 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:36.360 They're beautiful. 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:40.000 I mean, just leave it the way it is, Just 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:42.160 say you did it and hide the other pictures, and 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.120 if there's that much ship on the wall, it'll just 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:44.599 blend in. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.920 I can't imagine. Well, she I she got to get 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:50.640 a job, got too much free time. I'm not gonna 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:50.880 let her. 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:53.720 You could also get a job, and you're not there 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:54.839 to get asked to do all this. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.800 You know what, it might be worth it. This morning, 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.360 I'm dripping sweat and I got I got my pixel. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:01.880 I'm all good. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.560 Raise might be looking for a hot little cocktail waitress. 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:12.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little beef beef. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.400 Yeah, Larry, I didn't even go to I didn't even 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.680 go to Raise today, and we got We're going a 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:19.799 happy hour three o'clock. I'm not going to make rays today. 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:22.080 Wow. Yeah, it's pretty big. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.000 Yeah, they'll be doing a welfare check. 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:29.200 Wait, happy happy hour at three. Yeah, it's moving up. 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:29.719 That's already. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.359 Time's moving up. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:35.240 Yeah, it's just it's just going to a bar three. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.920 I don't that's an early start for me. I'm usually not. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:40.960 Oh, I know that I've known you. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:44.200 I've known you for over twenty years, twenty. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:45.680 Five years, which is crazy in itself. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.800 But I don't really know Larry like I know Larry, 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.159 but I don't know, Larry, but. 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.480 You know that like unicorns are a thing, but you 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:53.480 don't actually do you. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:59.080 Know what his birthday is? No? Yeah, middle name, no religion, 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:08.240 no cut her cut on the show here, you're Catholic? 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.440 Yes, okay, all right, Larry. 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.479 What's your blood type? 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:14.960 I don't know that. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.360 I think it's blood. 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:23.640 Barbecue, it's bloodweiser MSG bloop bloop. 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.760 Okay, Dylan, you want to recap anything other than you 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.839 lost New Mexico against Montana State. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:30.680 That was tough, and I do I don't want to 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.720 call out our friend here Dan, Sammy P. 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:33.440 Sammy P. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.160 You know what, fuck Sammy P. There we go talks 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:39.040 a great game. Now we're talking. Yeah, let it rip 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:42.200 because I'm pissed a Kentucky basketball during the tournament. I 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.360 told so many people, I mean like he was convincing. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.400 You know. I got a sharp who told me. I'm 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.440 telling everybody they fade the Texans this year. I got 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.640 a sharp telling me to fade the Texans. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.000 Imagine if the Texans just win the. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:06:59.039 I'll apologize. 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:02.080 But so we we got a text from Sammy p 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:04.919 uh you know, early in the fourth quarter of the 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:08.760 New Mexico game saying, holy shit, it's looking good for 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:12.000 New Mexico. And see right then and there. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.440 Should know this is a guy who's a professional. He's 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:16.840 got his own gambling show. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.920 That's day one ship. Yeah, I'm disappointed. Did you by 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.480 the way, did you make your pick super Bowl pick yet? Okay, 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:25.160 we have to get the odds of that at second? 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:26.520 He does it? I gt that every year? 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.360 What what are the what's the show that Sammy P's on? 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.640 He's a bet lab HQ or some ship that's a 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:34.480 new one, yeah, a new one with Joe. Oh. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.040 Okay, we need to we need to at least give 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:38.960 him publicity, even though he screwed us. He did a 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.040 couple of times. Here you got so how do you 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.440 want to do this? You guys got futures here, we 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.000 got stuff that's coming up though. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.960 So these futures were from last week. They're just still 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:50.960 They're obviously not dead yet. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:51.480 Okay. 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.240 One other thing though, Dan, just because I thought it 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:57.000 was interesting, Delaware State covered that forty am. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:58.320 I love that. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:03.320 Yeah, yep, the hornets I think from Delaware Sticky so 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:08.320 bets this week, Dylan, you want to go first? 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:08.720 Sure? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:14.640 Dan? I am so excited. Cry football. It is the 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.520 highlight of the entire slate. What is the over under 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.760 forty one? Dan, Okay, that's like in dog that's like 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:27.040 dog years. That's massive. Though Kirk Farrence, suspended for the first. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.400 Game, noted bad boy. 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:32.520 Kirk Farrins noted bad boy and noted hater of throwing 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.320 the football in scoring points. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.840 And his son got fired. Yeah, it's the offensive cordate 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:38.480 by his dad. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:45.280 That's a rough day, all right, Dan. Two units on 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.480 Iowa Illinois State under forty one. 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:47.920 I have. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.800 I have a system I have to stick with, all right. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.880 I'm also going to put a unit on Iowa and 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:56.559 Illinois State alternate under thirty one that I just still 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.480 think they just can't get over that. Yeah, and no 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:04.160 plus there tonight, I'm going Buffalo minus three and a 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:07.160 half agans Lafayette. I've been to Lafayette. Those guys don't 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:10.120 play football, especially against Buffalo. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.200 I've been to lat too. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:15.680 It's a nice school. The town's a little Nay. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.000 I don't know what that has to do with the game, 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:19.679 but okay, it has to do everything. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:20.320 Oh it does. 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:25.760 Okay, West Virginia plus eight against Penn State. I'm he's 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:26.280 going to be. 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.440 So I'm fascinated by this game, like because I've been 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.320 bird dogging Ohio State coming to Penn State this year. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.000 I think that the front seven for Ohio State is 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:38.199 not who they tell us they are. And I think 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.680 the Penn State is a real chance at night, okay, 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.600 to win that game. It'll be a white out, Yes 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:44.400 it will. I know Ohio State doesn't care about that. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.959 They fuck him up every white out. But I think 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:50.160 if Penn State loses this week, I could get plus 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:53.840 ten ish Ohio State at Penn State. Money line that 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:58.800 Danny Parlay it was something else, could get sexual. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.000 Violent, you could get fucked. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:05.440 Shay. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.680 What if they blow the doors off West Virginia. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:10.160 I won't like that. I won't. That'll upset hold On 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:11.480 ray Hans something to say. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:15.120 Penn State is plus four right now against Ohio State. 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:19.560 I need Penn State rip Ohio State four against Penn State. 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:22.839 What else do you have here? So you got West 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.440 Virginia plus eight against Penn State. 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.880 Yes, and Clemson plus thirteen a half against Jologia. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:29.880 Wow, Damn, that's a lot of that's. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.240 A lot it is for Clemson too. I don't it's funky, 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.200 but I don't. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.000 Know Dabo's gonna pray about it. We're gonna be good. Yeah, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:39.520 exactly that way. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:40.920 I've converted recently. 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.120 Put there in the w A column. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:48.400 Motherfucker Devo. I got Purdue minus thirty two and a 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:52.680 half against Indiana State. All right, Nevada money line against 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.200 Troy plus two thirty five, Dan, as you will call, 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:56.479 I have a personal vendeticast. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.640 Troy's bad this year. Troy's bad this year. 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:03.480 Nevada should have fucking beat SMU last weekend. I've bet 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.760 that game and it was a heartbreaker. Okay, Uh, Fresno 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:11.240 State plus twenty one against Michigan again, I'll take the points. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.360 I have Fresno State to win the Mountain West, and 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.679 I just don't think Michigan. I think Michigan's got too 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.079 much shit going on circling around them. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.200 Okay, Okay, And. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.599 This is an interesting one, Dan, I found something a 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.320 fun fact today. So I'm taking Lamar and Texas State 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.760 over sixty and a half. Wasn't familiar with Lamar, but 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:34.679 they have a very notable alumnus, Janis Joplin. 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.160 Oh, she graduated from college. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:37.800 I didn't. 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:38.880 I don't think graduate. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.640 I was gonna say she's more accomplished than I am. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.839 That's pretty fucking yeah. Needle in her arm? 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:44.439 And then you go to Texas. Didn't you go to 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.199 Texas State for three minutes? 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.000 Or was it no, North Texas, North tex couple minutes? 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.200 Did you say she went to Lamar or to Lamar? 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:52.280 Oh? 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:54.400 Yeah, okay, so you're taking Lamar? 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:59.000 No, I'm taking the over Oh just and because Texas 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:03.320 State has a a uh, top twenty offense and bottom 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.079 hundred defense and the last time they played, which is 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.520 actually like twenty eleven or something. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.280 What does Janis Joplin have to do with this bench? 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:12.080 I just thought it was well. I looked up Lamar 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:13.760 because there's like I neven fucking heard of this place. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.599 And then she popped up as notable alumni or you know, 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:18.520 part timers. 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:21.080 Jimmy Johnson went to high school with her? No shit, 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:25.800 Yeah wait, JJ went to high school with JJ and 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.920 they both became famous. Yeah. Do you think they fucked? 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.840 It's entirely possible. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:33.760 I don't think if they did, would their kid be 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:39.800 quad Jay but triples? J JA cubed Jimmy Johnson. Janis 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.200 Joplin had a baby. Baby's name is what it's got 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.320 to be a Jay doesn't have to be. It has 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:49.959 to be. Yeah, Jeremiah Jeremiah Johnson Junior the third. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.640 Gott or you go, Jimmy Janis Joplin if it's a boy, 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:54.800 or Janis Jimmy. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:13:01.040 Joplin Arkansas Jimmy Janis Joplin the third and Jerry Jones JJ. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:05.920 Yeah, we have to find out. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:07.360 And Jerry said, don't forget about me? 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.760 What else do you Yeah, you can't forget about Jerry. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.000 He won't let you forget about it. 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.839 You guys, you're a good stupid No one could be 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.880 a How do you assign CD for that money? And 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:21.679 then don't sign Dack? How do you do because he's 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.440 sixty one next year? Million per like? Period? Yeah, fucking period? 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:25.640 I know? 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:28.800 All right? What else do you you got l s U? 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.920 I got l C minus four against USC. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:31.640 Wow. 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.360 Yeah, okay, don't believe in USC, but that does scare me. 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:36.319 Af feel like a lot of people are. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:39.200 Gonna be on l C the whole country right now. Anything. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:43.080 Then we ride together and I got one US Open 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.400 but Dan my guy, carls Alchaaz, I don't think has 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.360 failed me yet to win the US Open plus two ten. 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.720 All right, that U means we bring in bad Larry, 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:53.199 bad Larry. You're ready to go. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.319 You gotta hear guys. Okay, damn, I don't understand why 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.600 you let Dylan go first. I'm the leader in the clubhouse, 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:01.839 and we go. I thought it would all be I 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:02.280 would all be. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.160 Tied to Larry. 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.520 Just unbelievable that it would all be even today. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:08.280 Who's the defending champ. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:14.240 He won the playoffs, I'm the defending regular season that yeah, 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.480 oh you go back and look that up. I was 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.920 leading going into the playoffs and I shortened to Kansas City. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.080 But that's okay, Okay, just go there. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:24.680 You seem like you need a win today, so I'll 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:25.240 let you have that. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:26.880 No, no, no, that's good. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.440 You're minus one for the year already. I'm it's it's 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:35.200 like the golf tournham. I'm starting plus strokes. I got 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:40.320 Yukon plus twenty against Maryland JMU, minus the nine and 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.440 a half against Charlotte. I'm on West Virginia also. I 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.560 think they might beat Penn State. But West Virginia plus 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:49.040 the eight against Penn State. This is a silly one, 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.240 but I want a little Akron money. Forty eight and 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:56.920 a half against Fact just have one quarter where they 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.200 don't score. And then of course I got Notre Dame 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:00.880 plus three and a half against Texas A and M 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:05.120 it's three. It's three, okay, And I have Lsu minus 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.920 four and a half on my four. I know for 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.080 you already gave Billin four, so I know so Bilan. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.320 We have two games the same today, So I'm probably 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.720 only going to go four and two this week. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:20.520 Larry, are you done? 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.680 I'm not. Yeah, I'm done with my picks. I'm not 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.520 too confident yet. It's too early to know anything about 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:29.160 these college football teams. So we'll just six bets. We'll 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:29.760 see what happens. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.840 I'd like to point out that if you are listening 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.200 to this, I would probably take USC plus four and 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:35.560 ben State minus eight. 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:40.040 Now money poorly that shit? Yeah, all right, shit, all right? Danny? 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:41.880 Are you okay that you went third? I mean I 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:46.360 don't give two ships, Danny, all right, okay, Light the 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.880 mullet himself laying nine and a half. This is for 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.400 two units. I love them this year a lot. 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.600 And their quarterback has been playing there for a little while. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.320 He's thirty two, and that's fine. What's his name? Bowman. Yeah, 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:00.840 bo may any ginger no exact a ginger half. Yeah, 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.080 he's not a real Ginger. They had a real ginger 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:10.760 Brandon fuck oh yeah that was Cowboy Superstar. Then I 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.040 got Virginia Tech laying thirteen and a half against the 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:16.480 nerds and b vandy Al's plus forty two and a 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:17.920 half against the cousin fuckers. 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:19.960 I don't know if we do then I think it's 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.600 called Oklahoma. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:26.280 Okay sacks state plus three against the didn't you go 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.920 sack state last year? I did. I like a little 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.320 sack state in my life. How is the state of 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.000 your sack? The state of my sack is full? Danny 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:40.440 full and cursed with three daughters. Yeah, you imagine if 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:43.040 I had a son. I was on my podcast last night, 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.080 Danny talking shit because somebody emailed and they were like, 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.040 it's so hard being a dad and I had to 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:48.640 watch all my kids, and I was like, this shit 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:51.000 ain't hard. It ain't hard. Being a dad is not hard. 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:52.400 You tell them what to do, when they fucking do it. 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.200 If they don't, you put them in the room and 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.880 shut the door. That's the easiest part. And then I 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:01.040 realized I have three daughters. I had son, man, i'd 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:02.160 be beating the ship out. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:06.199 No you can, yeah, you would, no, because look at 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:06.879 what happened to you. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.399 Well, yeah, they beat my eyes and look how good I'm. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:14.919 Doing depends how much you're taking the nature versus nurture 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:15.520 side of things. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:16.120 Yeah. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:21.080 Plus they don't mind going into their rooms. Girls are 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.480 boys girls. Yeah, it's fine, it's awesome. No, they got 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:26.680 everything they needed there. No, I don't do any of 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:29.119 that technology ship, Danny. You don't get no iPad in 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:30.720 the house. Absolutely, they have a phone? 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.280 No fuck no, yeah, right, they get one. They don't 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.359 have an eye watch. The eldest asked me when do 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:36.880 I get an eye watch? Because their friends and shake 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.040 out that. I said, when you're in fucking college, give 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:39.440 a ship. 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:44.879 I hope you get left out of stuffing tough enough, Uh, Danny, 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.080 we got a little sidebar action. I finally got you. 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.920 Still working on having a sun Yeah, I'm working on it. 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.960 This didn't mean to get too personal there, pull your 0:17:56.000 --> 0:18:00.400 pants back up, Larry Hey. 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.960 I got Jackson State plus seven and a half against ULM. 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.920 They are bad this year. I got the Cocaine Cowboys 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:10.200 laying two and a half against the Gators, and I 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.520 got the white boys in North Dakota plus nine and 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.960 a half against Colorado. This is gonna be good, Danny. 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.159 Dion's got the large cross around. 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.040 I understand that. I understand that you're gonna go against it. 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.600 The Bible also says a lot about false idols and 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:28.600