Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2: The podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayne Irving, and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4: Look who's here?
Speaker 1: Got a full lineup? Everybody's on time. I got Shay here,
Speaker 1: Dylan here, Ray's here, Marvin and bad Larry is joining
Speaker 1: us again. How about a round of a fawn right one.
Speaker 3: It's nice being back in the little room. I feel
Speaker 3: a little more intimate.
Speaker 4: Totally agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of being out there where the man are.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: The men are out there and the Dan.
Speaker 4: It's way way too much testiculate out there.
Speaker 3: Boys in here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, keep it more feminine in here.
Speaker 1: I did. I did an RSVP Larry's daughter's wedding.
Speaker 4: We'll see you there. Yeah. Are you gonna go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Three of us are going. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Larry, I uh, I didn't put down plus one.
Speaker 1: I'm putting down plus three.
Speaker 5: Plus plus three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that okay?
Speaker 5: Then you can come for the happy hour for sure.
Speaker 5: I work a limit. Okay, they won't even the happy
Speaker 5: hour people, I mean cocktail hour.
Speaker 3: Really, you're gonna turn down a gay threle from your wedding.
Speaker 3: Imagine if.
Speaker 1: Four don't get canceled Larry thropple Ale, that'd be three
Speaker 1: and that's a couple.
Speaker 4: Oh he knows.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's more of a Quinn tuple guy.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Uh let me see, let me recap here. So we're
Speaker 1: talking football units here. Dylan lost the unit, Shay lost
Speaker 1: the unit. Bad Larry no show nothing. It would zero smartest.
Speaker 3: It would be interesting that if Larry just took the
Speaker 3: strategy of not placing a single football bet this whole season,
Speaker 3: and see if he comes out.
Speaker 4: On twenty units again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but non football bad. Larry is up plus twenty two.
Speaker 1: SHA's plus four. Dylan is minus twelve and a half.
Speaker 1: I didn't take long for the first bad beat of
Speaker 1: the year. Dylan bet on New Mexico plus three seventy
Speaker 1: to upset Montana. That was Montana State, wasn't it, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was it. Yeah, it was Montana's Montana State. I
Speaker 1: believe because they're one of the top five FBS schools
Speaker 1: or whatever fcf fcs F you all.
Speaker 3: The good ones are up there in the nether region
Speaker 3: of Montana and the Dakota.
Speaker 1: So New Mexico pays Montana State three hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars to play the game only to lose at home.
Speaker 4: Sounds like me betting in a heartbreaker too.
Speaker 1: So let me see I got you at thirty one
Speaker 1: future bets.
Speaker 4: Shay, Yeah, oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me see anything I need to recap. Anybody
Speaker 1: want to recap anything from last week? Bad Larry? Do
Speaker 1: you want to recap anything?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't even remember what I did last week. I
Speaker 5: think I was two and two the baseball and I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't remember. I'm my wife's got to get a
Speaker 5: new job, Dan. She thinks she's my boss. I think
Speaker 5: I put I put together like five lamps this morning.
Speaker 5: I thought I worked for Nike in like a sweatshop. Wow.
Speaker 5: She sent me to the dump to get rid of
Speaker 5: the cardboard that around every day at the house. It's
Speaker 5: like unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Are these are these lamps for the wedding?
Speaker 4: Reception.
Speaker 5: No these lamps because I don't know the two lamps
Speaker 5: in the upstairs bedrooms. So the four four lamps upstairs
Speaker 5: and the two bedrooms that we've never turned on. I
Speaker 5: guess we're just old and uh.
Speaker 1: Not the thing you haven't turned on?
Speaker 5: Dan, Dan, how often do you replaced the rugs under beds?
Speaker 5: I don't even know what color they are, and I
Speaker 5: just replaced them this morning? What oh Att yelled at
Speaker 5: the Nike. My supervisor came back out.
Speaker 3: Is there a steam whistle in the back break?
Speaker 4: Is over door?
Speaker 5: I just I just walked around the back porch. I
Speaker 5: just said, she goes, I don't like your complaining in
Speaker 5: a public form. Then then there's not one. There's no
Speaker 5: space on any of the walls in my house. And
Speaker 5: she has like ten new pictures she wants me to hang.
Speaker 5: I said, Marreth, you can hang them, just take something
Speaker 5: down and put the new one up. But I'm not
Speaker 5: putting any more holes in any walls because there's no room.
Speaker 5: It's it's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Well but what are the pictures of that are up there?
Speaker 5: They're beautiful.
Speaker 3: I mean, just leave it the way it is, Just
Speaker 3: say you did it and hide the other pictures, and
Speaker 3: if there's that much ship on the wall, it'll just
Speaker 3: blend in.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine. Well, she I she got to get
Speaker 5: a job, got too much free time. I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: let her.
Speaker 3: You could also get a job, and you're not there
Speaker 3: to get asked to do all this.
Speaker 5: You know what, it might be worth it. This morning,
Speaker 5: I'm dripping sweat and I got I got my pixel.
Speaker 5: I'm all good.
Speaker 3: Raise might be looking for a hot little cocktail waitress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little beef beef.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Larry, I didn't even go to I didn't even
Speaker 5: go to Raise today, and we got We're going a
Speaker 5: happy hour three o'clock. I'm not going to make rays today.
Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, it's pretty big.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll be doing a welfare check.
Speaker 4: Wait, happy happy hour at three. Yeah, it's moving up.
Speaker 5: That's already.
Speaker 4: Time's moving up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's just going to a bar three.
Speaker 5: I don't that's an early start for me. I'm usually not.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know that I've known you.
Speaker 1: I've known you for over twenty years, twenty.
Speaker 3: Five years, which is crazy in itself.
Speaker 1: But I don't really know Larry like I know Larry,
Speaker 1: but I don't know, Larry, but.
Speaker 3: You know that like unicorns are a thing, but you
Speaker 3: don't actually do you.
Speaker 4: Know what his birthday is? No? Yeah, middle name, no religion,
Speaker 4: no cut her cut on the show here, you're Catholic?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, Larry.
Speaker 3: What's your blood type?
Speaker 5: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I think it's blood.
Speaker 3: Barbecue, it's bloodweiser MSG bloop bloop.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan, you want to recap anything other than you
Speaker 1: lost New Mexico against Montana State.
Speaker 3: That was tough, and I do I don't want to
Speaker 3: call out our friend here Dan, Sammy P.
Speaker 4: Sammy P.
Speaker 1: You know what, fuck Sammy P. There we go talks
Speaker 1: a great game. Now we're talking. Yeah, let it rip
Speaker 1: because I'm pissed a Kentucky basketball during the tournament. I
Speaker 1: told so many people, I mean like he was convincing.
Speaker 1: You know. I got a sharp who told me. I'm
Speaker 1: telling everybody they fade the Texans this year. I got
Speaker 1: a sharp telling me to fade the Texans.
Speaker 3: Imagine if the Texans just win the.
Speaker 2: I'll apologize.
Speaker 3: But so we we got a text from Sammy p
Speaker 3: uh you know, early in the fourth quarter of the
Speaker 3: New Mexico game saying, holy shit, it's looking good for
Speaker 3: New Mexico. And see right then and there.
Speaker 1: Should know this is a guy who's a professional. He's
Speaker 1: got his own gambling show.
Speaker 4: That's day one ship. Yeah, I'm disappointed. Did you by
Speaker 4: the way, did you make your pick super Bowl pick yet? Okay,
Speaker 4: we have to get the odds of that at second?
Speaker 4: He does it? I gt that every year?
Speaker 1: What what are the what's the show that Sammy P's on?
Speaker 4: He's a bet lab HQ or some ship that's a
Speaker 4: new one, yeah, a new one with Joe. Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need to we need to at least give
Speaker 1: him publicity, even though he screwed us. He did a
Speaker 1: couple of times. Here you got so how do you
Speaker 1: want to do this? You guys got futures here, we
Speaker 1: got stuff that's coming up though.
Speaker 3: So these futures were from last week. They're just still
Speaker 3: They're obviously not dead yet.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: One other thing though, Dan, just because I thought it
Speaker 3: was interesting, Delaware State covered that forty am.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, the hornets I think from Delaware Sticky so
Speaker 1: bets this week, Dylan, you want to go first?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 3: Dan? I am so excited. Cry football. It is the
Speaker 3: highlight of the entire slate. What is the over under
Speaker 3: forty one? Dan, Okay, that's like in dog that's like
Speaker 3: dog years. That's massive. Though Kirk Farrence, suspended for the first.
Speaker 4: Game, noted bad boy.
Speaker 3: Kirk Farrins noted bad boy and noted hater of throwing
Speaker 3: the football in scoring points.
Speaker 1: And his son got fired. Yeah, it's the offensive cordate
Speaker 1: by his dad.
Speaker 3: That's a rough day, all right, Dan. Two units on
Speaker 3: Iowa Illinois State under forty one.
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 3: I have a system I have to stick with, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm also going to put a unit on Iowa and
Speaker 3: Illinois State alternate under thirty one that I just still
Speaker 3: think they just can't get over that. Yeah, and no
Speaker 3: plus there tonight, I'm going Buffalo minus three and a
Speaker 3: half agans Lafayette. I've been to Lafayette. Those guys don't
Speaker 3: play football, especially against Buffalo.
Speaker 4: I've been to lat too.
Speaker 3: It's a nice school. The town's a little Nay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that has to do with the game,
Speaker 1: but okay, it has to do everything.
Speaker 4: Oh it does.
Speaker 3: Okay, West Virginia plus eight against Penn State. I'm he's
Speaker 3: going to be.
Speaker 4: So I'm fascinated by this game, like because I've been
Speaker 4: bird dogging Ohio State coming to Penn State this year.
Speaker 4: I think that the front seven for Ohio State is
Speaker 4: not who they tell us they are. And I think
Speaker 4: the Penn State is a real chance at night, okay,
Speaker 4: to win that game. It'll be a white out, Yes
Speaker 4: it will. I know Ohio State doesn't care about that.
Speaker 4: They fuck him up every white out. But I think
Speaker 4: if Penn State loses this week, I could get plus
Speaker 4: ten ish Ohio State at Penn State. Money line that
Speaker 4: Danny Parlay it was something else, could get sexual.
Speaker 1: Violent, you could get fucked.
Speaker 2: Shay.
Speaker 3: What if they blow the doors off West Virginia.
Speaker 4: I won't like that. I won't. That'll upset hold On
Speaker 4: ray Hans something to say.
Speaker 3: Penn State is plus four right now against Ohio State.
Speaker 3: I need Penn State rip Ohio State four against Penn State.
Speaker 1: What else do you have here? So you got West
Speaker 1: Virginia plus eight against Penn State.
Speaker 3: Yes, and Clemson plus thirteen a half against Jologia.
Speaker 4: Wow, Damn, that's a lot of that's.
Speaker 3: A lot it is for Clemson too. I don't it's funky,
Speaker 3: but I don't.
Speaker 4: Know Dabo's gonna pray about it. We're gonna be good. Yeah,
Speaker 4: exactly that way.
Speaker 3: I've converted recently.
Speaker 4: Put there in the w A column.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker Devo. I got Purdue minus thirty two and a
Speaker 3: half against Indiana State. All right, Nevada money line against
Speaker 3: Troy plus two thirty five, Dan, as you will call,
Speaker 3: I have a personal vendeticast.
Speaker 4: Troy's bad this year. Troy's bad this year.
Speaker 3: Nevada should have fucking beat SMU last weekend. I've bet
Speaker 3: that game and it was a heartbreaker. Okay, Uh, Fresno
Speaker 3: State plus twenty one against Michigan again, I'll take the points.
Speaker 3: I have Fresno State to win the Mountain West, and
Speaker 3: I just don't think Michigan. I think Michigan's got too
Speaker 3: much shit going on circling around them.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, And.
Speaker 3: This is an interesting one, Dan, I found something a
Speaker 3: fun fact today. So I'm taking Lamar and Texas State
Speaker 3: over sixty and a half. Wasn't familiar with Lamar, but
Speaker 3: they have a very notable alumnus, Janis Joplin.
Speaker 4: Oh, she graduated from college.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think graduate.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say she's more accomplished than I am.
Speaker 4: That's pretty fucking yeah. Needle in her arm?
Speaker 3: And then you go to Texas. Didn't you go to
Speaker 3: Texas State for three minutes?
Speaker 1: Or was it no, North Texas, North tex couple minutes?
Speaker 1: Did you say she went to Lamar or to Lamar?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you're taking Lamar?
Speaker 3: No, I'm taking the over Oh just and because Texas
Speaker 3: State has a a uh, top twenty offense and bottom
Speaker 3: hundred defense and the last time they played, which is
Speaker 3: actually like twenty eleven or something.
Speaker 4: What does Janis Joplin have to do with this bench?
Speaker 3: I just thought it was well. I looked up Lamar
Speaker 3: because there's like I neven fucking heard of this place.
Speaker 3: And then she popped up as notable alumni or you know,
Speaker 3: part timers.
Speaker 4: Jimmy Johnson went to high school with her? No shit,
Speaker 4: Yeah wait, JJ went to high school with JJ and
Speaker 4: they both became famous. Yeah. Do you think they fucked?
Speaker 3: It's entirely possible.
Speaker 4: I don't think if they did, would their kid be
Speaker 4: quad Jay but triples? J JA cubed Jimmy Johnson. Janis
Speaker 4: Joplin had a baby. Baby's name is what it's got
Speaker 4: to be a Jay doesn't have to be. It has
Speaker 4: to be. Yeah, Jeremiah Jeremiah Johnson Junior the third.
Speaker 3: Gott or you go, Jimmy Janis Joplin if it's a boy,
Speaker 3: or Janis Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Joplin Arkansas Jimmy Janis Joplin the third and Jerry Jones JJ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to find out.
Speaker 4: And Jerry said, don't forget about me?
Speaker 1: What else do you Yeah, you can't forget about Jerry.
Speaker 1: He won't let you forget about it.
Speaker 4: You guys, you're a good stupid No one could be
Speaker 4: a How do you assign CD for that money? And
Speaker 4: then don't sign Dack? How do you do because he's
Speaker 4: sixty one next year? Million per like? Period? Yeah, fucking period?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 4: All right? What else do you you got l s U?
Speaker 3: I got l C minus four against USC.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, don't believe in USC, but that does scare me.
Speaker 3: Af feel like a lot of people are.
Speaker 4: Gonna be on l C the whole country right now. Anything.
Speaker 3: Then we ride together and I got one US Open
Speaker 3: but Dan my guy, carls Alchaaz, I don't think has
Speaker 3: failed me yet to win the US Open plus two ten.
Speaker 1: All right, that U means we bring in bad Larry,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. You're ready to go.
Speaker 5: You gotta hear guys. Okay, damn, I don't understand why
Speaker 5: you let Dylan go first. I'm the leader in the clubhouse,
Speaker 5: and we go. I thought it would all be I
Speaker 5: would all be.
Speaker 4: Tied to Larry.
Speaker 5: Just unbelievable that it would all be even today.
Speaker 1: Who's the defending champ.
Speaker 5: He won the playoffs, I'm the defending regular season that yeah,
Speaker 5: oh you go back and look that up. I was
Speaker 5: leading going into the playoffs and I shortened to Kansas City.
Speaker 5: But that's okay, Okay, just go there.
Speaker 3: You seem like you need a win today, so I'll
Speaker 3: let you have that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's good.
Speaker 5: You're minus one for the year already. I'm it's it's
Speaker 5: like the golf tournham. I'm starting plus strokes. I got
Speaker 5: Yukon plus twenty against Maryland JMU, minus the nine and
Speaker 5: a half against Charlotte. I'm on West Virginia also. I
Speaker 5: think they might beat Penn State. But West Virginia plus
Speaker 5: the eight against Penn State. This is a silly one,
Speaker 5: but I want a little Akron money. Forty eight and
Speaker 5: a half against Fact just have one quarter where they
Speaker 5: don't score. And then of course I got Notre Dame
Speaker 5: plus three and a half against Texas A and M
Speaker 5: it's three. It's three, okay, And I have Lsu minus
Speaker 5: four and a half on my four. I know for
Speaker 5: you already gave Billin four, so I know so Bilan.
Speaker 5: We have two games the same today, So I'm probably
Speaker 5: only going to go four and two this week.
Speaker 1: Larry, are you done?
Speaker 5: I'm not. Yeah, I'm done with my picks. I'm not
Speaker 5: too confident yet. It's too early to know anything about
Speaker 5: these college football teams. So we'll just six bets. We'll
Speaker 5: see what happens.
Speaker 3: I'd like to point out that if you are listening
Speaker 3: to this, I would probably take USC plus four and
Speaker 3: ben State minus eight.
Speaker 4: Now money poorly that shit? Yeah, all right, shit, all right? Danny?
Speaker 4: Are you okay that you went third? I mean I
Speaker 4: don't give two ships, Danny, all right, okay, Light the
Speaker 4: mullet himself laying nine and a half. This is for
Speaker 4: two units. I love them this year a lot.
Speaker 1: And their quarterback has been playing there for a little while.
Speaker 4: He's thirty two, and that's fine. What's his name? Bowman. Yeah,
Speaker 4: bo may any ginger no exact a ginger half. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's not a real Ginger. They had a real ginger
Speaker 4: Brandon fuck oh yeah that was Cowboy Superstar. Then I
Speaker 4: got Virginia Tech laying thirteen and a half against the
Speaker 4: nerds and b vandy Al's plus forty two and a
Speaker 4: half against the cousin fuckers.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we do then I think it's
Speaker 1: called Oklahoma.
Speaker 4: Okay sacks state plus three against the didn't you go
Speaker 4: sack state last year? I did. I like a little
Speaker 4: sack state in my life. How is the state of
Speaker 4: your sack? The state of my sack is full? Danny
Speaker 4: full and cursed with three daughters. Yeah, you imagine if
Speaker 4: I had a son. I was on my podcast last night,
Speaker 4: Danny talking shit because somebody emailed and they were like,
Speaker 4: it's so hard being a dad and I had to
Speaker 4: watch all my kids, and I was like, this shit
Speaker 4: ain't hard. It ain't hard. Being a dad is not hard.
Speaker 4: You tell them what to do, when they fucking do it.
Speaker 4: If they don't, you put them in the room and
Speaker 4: shut the door. That's the easiest part. And then I
Speaker 4: realized I have three daughters. I had son, man, i'd
Speaker 4: be beating the ship out.
Speaker 1: No you can, yeah, you would, no, because look at
Speaker 1: what happened to you.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, they beat my eyes and look how good I'm.
Speaker 3: Doing depends how much you're taking the nature versus nurture
Speaker 3: side of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Plus they don't mind going into their rooms. Girls are
Speaker 4: boys girls. Yeah, it's fine, it's awesome. No, they got
Speaker 4: everything they needed there. No, I don't do any of
Speaker 4: that technology ship, Danny. You don't get no iPad in
Speaker 4: the house. Absolutely, they have a phone?
Speaker 1: No fuck no, yeah, right, they get one. They don't
Speaker 1: have an eye watch. The eldest asked me when do
Speaker 1: I get an eye watch? Because their friends and shake
Speaker 1: out that. I said, when you're in fucking college, give
Speaker 1: a ship.
Speaker 4: I hope you get left out of stuffing tough enough, Uh, Danny,
Speaker 4: we got a little sidebar action. I finally got you.
Speaker 1: Still working on having a sun Yeah, I'm working on it.
Speaker 1: This didn't mean to get too personal there, pull your
Speaker 1: pants back up, Larry Hey.
Speaker 4: I got Jackson State plus seven and a half against ULM.
Speaker 4: They are bad this year. I got the Cocaine Cowboys
Speaker 4: laying two and a half against the Gators, and I
Speaker 4: got the white boys in North Dakota plus nine and
Speaker 4: a half against Colorado. This is gonna be good, Danny.
Speaker 1: Dion's got the large cross around.
Speaker 4: I understand that. I understand that you're gonna go against it.
Speaker 4: The Bible also says a lot about false idols and
Speaker 4: how not too praise though. There's no crosses in my house? Danny,
Speaker 4: has you been there? You see across in the wall anywhere?
Speaker 4: I didn't look see across around my neck? Uh no,
Speaker 4: you see anything? No no crosses?
Speaker 3: Okay, false ize one iron cross?
Speaker 4: Okay? All right, right sidebar, Danny, Uh Larry, take note,
Speaker 4: Sarah tooga race one?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: Did it friend? Last week? Uh? No? Bell terrible?
Speaker 5: You Dan? It was a twenty dollars horse on the top.
Speaker 5: I don't mind the bet at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, okay, but you so you guarant you were
Speaker 4: saying bet it? This was see this is what is
Speaker 4: the guarantee. I did not say guarante. You you were
Speaker 4: telling everybody to bet it. Make sure you bet it. Hey,
Speaker 4: Beatty loves a pony.
Speaker 1: Now the problem is when you really are confident, I
Speaker 1: lose run right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, just saying anyway, trifecta one five seven. That's
Speaker 4: race one daily double. We got three five seven leg
Speaker 4: one seven on the leg two and I love the
Speaker 4: three to show Larry, where are we that where Saratoga
Speaker 4: Baby thirty minutes to post yep, I'll be all over
Speaker 4: one five to seven hit that all right?
Speaker 3: Say?
Speaker 1: I have North Dakota State plus nine and a half
Speaker 1: against Dion Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, u Mass laying two and a half against EMU.
Speaker 4: And then for the capitalists out there, I got baseball
Speaker 4: still Los t Grays laying one sixty against the Angels
Speaker 4: of Anaheim. Brew Crew won thirty five against the communists
Speaker 4: and then the other communists north of the border plus
Speaker 4: one twenty the Blue against.
Speaker 1: The Races, red Sons. Yeah, the Races, the red Son
Speaker 1: most racist town I've ever been to my life, the
Speaker 1: Red so Boston is the most racist.
Speaker 3: Town of every They have somewhat of a reputation.
Speaker 4: It's so racist, is insane, and I'm from the set.
Speaker 3: I think it seems more like that. It's in the north.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. They are violent.
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't think Whitey Bulger was with the Times.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think Whitey Bulger was really into busting,
Speaker 4: and that's Joe Biden. Whitey Bulger and Joe Biden were
Speaker 4: on the same side of busting. Just put that in
Speaker 4: your fucking Wikipedia page. We're not We're not doing politics
Speaker 4: on the show. We should. You see, Trump is fifty
Speaker 4: percent to forty nine percent chance of winning right now
Speaker 4: Pauly Market over seven hundred and fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3: Bet Danny, Okay, what's thet one wonderbout there?
Speaker 1: You're betting on Trump to win?
Speaker 4: I bet Trump and free Roland. I bet Trump and Kamala.
Speaker 4: It's Kamala Kamela. It's Kamela. I think it's Kamala comal Kamala.
Speaker 4: It's like my law.
Speaker 1: It's like Kamala Camelo, like Camala.
Speaker 4: Kamala. Kamala is the pro wrestler, communist sympathizer Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4: It's like Camelot. It's like sunshine and happiness. No, I'm
Speaker 4: just trying to help you pronounce it anyway. She was up,
Speaker 4: he was. There's been wild movements, so I'm pre rolling.
Speaker 3: They're both minus one ten right now to win outright, we.
Speaker 4: Should bet on if they'll be political violence, Well, they'll
Speaker 4: be they'll be chaos either way if anybody wins, well,
Speaker 4: I don't, Yes, Marvin. Are we going to do the
Speaker 4: show the day after election day? Should election?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Watch the results.
Speaker 3: You can bet on each state's results, so we can
Speaker 3: have like the map and go through each one.
Speaker 4: We can do a map like a Karnacky map. We
Speaker 4: should do our own map, a dj in map. You
Speaker 4: guys want to do it. You guys can't, like I can't.
Speaker 4: Why not? No politics, please, it's no fun.
Speaker 1: Nobody wins four nobody, nobody wins, nobody wins somebody no. No.
Speaker 1: When you argue, it's boring.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm talking about putting money on pot. Argue. Well,
Speaker 4: I don't gamble. Remember I don't gamble. I gamble on
Speaker 4: this podcast, we're still giving off the side.
Speaker 2: I don't gamble.
Speaker 4: I did gamble America. He gambles.
Speaker 1: I know I don't, And I look at you and
Speaker 1: that's why I don't. Every time I see you, I
Speaker 1: go yep.
Speaker 4: Not gambling. Who wants to get a powerball ticket after this?
Speaker 3: Good luck?
Speaker 1: Ray Will Dylan will?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, right, So I was looking at the Trump odds.
Speaker 3: They also have odds on when he would get divorced
Speaker 3: by year twenty twenty four, twenty five, twenty twenty six,
Speaker 3: and not.
Speaker 4: Before twenty seven. We don't know the prenup.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying. But it also wouldn't happen if if
Speaker 3: he got elected he won, happened during.
Speaker 1: If he doesn't win, I'd say twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's gonna be standing. He's gonna if he
Speaker 3: doesn't win, he stands to lose a ship ton of
Speaker 3: money jail. Yes, well yeah, and just like all these
Speaker 3: civil case and stuff.
Speaker 1: We always talk about. Aaron Judge bet on himself for
Speaker 1: Dak Prescott, Trump's betting on ultimate BET's.
Speaker 4: Kind of.
Speaker 1: Yah, this is all or nothing. But yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if Malania is around for the ride.
Speaker 4: Poor Malania, Poor poor Malania, such a great soul, the
Speaker 4: real first lady that this country. You're kind of first lady. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I took her pass for it. Where you going.
Speaker 1: Given her history?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what means?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no speaking yet, Okay.
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast? He talks politics? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and bat Larry. Anything else I need to know or
Speaker 1: the nation needs to know about you?
Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna go bet Saratoga right now, one three five.
Speaker 4: You said, yeah, one three five and one three seven
Speaker 4: of them No, no, no this one one five seven,
Speaker 4: one five seven, And I got three to show just
Speaker 4: in case.
Speaker 5: I got to get back to work by guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, look bad Larry doing lampshades and carpet that.
Speaker 3: The Nike lampshade factory. I didn't know that was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but see this is his daughter's getting married in October,
Speaker 1: and his wife has got to get the house ready
Speaker 1: for people coming by.
Speaker 3: We're all actually going to go, right, that's not.
Speaker 4: That wedding.
Speaker 1: Well, I am going, but the wedding itself is at
Speaker 1: two in the afternoon on Friday on Friday, and the
Speaker 1: reception starts at five point thirty. So I get out
Speaker 1: of here, head down on Friday a couple hours, then
Speaker 1: go to the reception.
Speaker 4: Carpool. I mean, I don't need to.
Speaker 3: It's not a need thing. It's a desire to spend.
Speaker 4: Time because I know you guys will be drinking. Can
Speaker 4: I smoke in your car? Smoke?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: Cigarettes?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: You're going to smoke?
Speaker 3: Cigar?
Speaker 4: Their American spirits? Oh yeah, don't be racist.
Speaker 3: I can definitely kind of like cigarettes.
Speaker 4: Native Americans, Danny, they make him. They rolling themselves.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I did a podcast called Running Smoke that was all
Speaker 1: about a guy with cigarettes in Canada who was Native American.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's honor his legacy. And you're smoking the vehicle.
Speaker 4: I don't know why this is, but I don't like.
Speaker 1: You being in this like this tutorial mode of yours.
Speaker 1: You're going to teach us, teach you all about a
Speaker 1: lot of things.
Speaker 4: No, you can't.
Speaker 1: It's called progressive, it's called I fucked up. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you about it.
Speaker 3: What about the boys with cigars? No, you never smoked
Speaker 3: a cigar in your car?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Why? Because I can smoke a cigar elsewhere.
Speaker 3: I don't need to cruising around And.
Speaker 1: No, it's trying to wrap it up.
Speaker 3: Wait, what if we don't smoke anything in the car.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. I don't want you guys in
Speaker 4: the car. All right? How many?
Speaker 1: How many times I need to say we'll take Amtrak? Yes,
Speaker 1: take take a sella, take something. I don't give a
Speaker 1: ship what you say? Okay, that's uh, that's Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble once again. Not always safe for work
Speaker 1: around the kids, And uh, I should have said that.
Speaker 1: At the beginning of this podcast.
Speaker 3: That was pretty PG no no relatively speaking.
Speaker 1: Now, we started out with the thrupple, I think, and
Speaker 1: then that's tough to explain. Somebody's got to explain that.
Speaker 1: The little timmy, who's going, what's a thrupple?
Speaker 4: Dad?
Speaker 1: Ask your mom? Yeah, okay, okay, that's it. We've done it.
Speaker 1: We've done enough. Thanks for joining us. We're going to
Speaker 1: try to do it better next week. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: On Dan Patrick Takes Again.