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Speaker 1: Whenever you hear about robberies or jewelry heist thieves in

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Speaker 1: the news, they always use the same tactic, you know,

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Speaker 1: burst in, try and surprise everybody, catch the place off guard.

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Speaker 1: What a dumb strategy.

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Speaker 2: They were smart, they'd call ahead and become buddy buddy

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Speaker 2: with the employee behind the counter arrested. Now, maybe even

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Speaker 2: share a funny little code name, because that's what happens today.

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Speaker 1: When Jose calls a jewelry store and ask the guy.

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Speaker 2: Working there if you could do him a couple of favors,

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Speaker 2: it would make things a lot easier for him.

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Speaker 1: They will it work. Find out in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 3: Hell, I'll think you calling jewelers. This is Alex. How

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Speaker 3: can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Hy, Alex? Is this phone call being recorded?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 4: What this phone call? Right now? Do you guys record

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Speaker 4: your phone calls the audio?

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Speaker 3: Oh? No, we do not record our call.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, good, Well, I'm hoping you can help me

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Speaker 4: with something.

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Speaker 3: Then, yeah, absolutely, all right.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking to buy some fine jewelry as a gift,

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Speaker 4: and I'm trying to keep this as discreet as possible.

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Speaker 3: Ah, something for a proposal.

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Speaker 4: I presume no like I need to make sure that

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Speaker 4: my wife doesn't find out about this.

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Speaker 3: I see an anniversary gift then, or a birthday gift gift.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not for my wife. It's actually for another

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Speaker 4: very special lady. If you catch my drift.

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Speaker 3: I don't suppose this is for your mother in law.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not for my mother in law. Look, look,

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Speaker 4: look all right, I just need to pick something out,

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Speaker 4: and to be safe, I know we're not being recorded,

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Speaker 4: but from here on out we're going to be using

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Speaker 4: code names. Okay, my name is Briar Patch and your

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Speaker 4: name is Kim.

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Speaker 3: Butcha code names. It's not really something we do here.

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Speaker 4: Hey, if you knew my wife, you'd know this isn't necessary. Okay, Kim,

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Speaker 4: Butcha copy all right, I guess so okay, okay, so

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Speaker 4: use my code name.

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Speaker 3: That was what was it again, prior patch? Patch?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Okay?

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Speaker 3: And Roger And what can I do for you then,

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Speaker 3: Briar Patch.

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Speaker 4: First thing, I assume you guys have like like security

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Speaker 4: cameras and stuff in your store.

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Speaker 3: Right of course? Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So when I come in just to keep it,

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Speaker 4: you know, hush hush, could you like turn them off?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not, that's just for like ten.

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Speaker 4: Minutes while I'm there. You can turn them right back on.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 4: I'll just buy something. I'll be out. There's no footage,

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Speaker 4: there's no evidence.

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Speaker 3: You know, there is absolutely no briar p It's briar patch.

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Speaker 4: Remember briar patch.

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Speaker 3: Right U, b I or patching for you or anyone.

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Speaker 3: That's absolutely not something we can do. We have twenty

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Speaker 3: four hour security cameras. There's not even a way for

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Speaker 3: us to turn them off if we wanted to, which

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Speaker 3: we wouldn't. It's not a thing we.

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Speaker 4: Do, all right. I read your a loud and clear kombucha.

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Speaker 4: Y'all got like premium ring over there. That sounds pretty cool, huh.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, excuse, it's just I just want to have to ask,

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Speaker 3: is this a real phone call? This is way out

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Speaker 3: of the back.

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Speaker 4: I promise this is a real call. And I am

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Speaker 4: very interested, okay, in all the rare gems or the

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Speaker 4: diamond jewels, anything you have available.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you guys probably get like really wealthy people

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Speaker 4: in here, right, like Nick Cage or or like Ian

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Speaker 4: from Love Islands.

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Speaker 3: He's frankly, we're located in the strip mall, but we're

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Speaker 3: not exactly drawing NBA players here. For the most part,

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Speaker 3: we have very very fine merchandise and wonderful service.

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Speaker 4: But I like how you're downplaying it. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 4: here's my playing kombucha. I'm going to pull up in

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Speaker 4: front of your jewelry store sometime tomorrow morning. It's a

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Speaker 4: windowless van. I'm gonna keep it idling because I don't

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Speaker 4: have a lot of time. Okay, I'll run into your store,

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Speaker 4: probably have some sort of like stocking or head covering

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Speaker 4: that way, you know it's me At.

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Speaker 3: This point, this conversation's got to end.

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Speaker 4: Okay, one last thing. Make sure when I come in

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Speaker 4: you put all the diamonds on top of the case

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Speaker 4: so that I can just pick whatever I want.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, sure. At this point, I'm just gonna have to

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Speaker 3: let you go because.

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Speaker 4: No, wait, my girlfriend kayleb Man, she's gonna be so

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Speaker 4: pissed if I don't get her something.

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Speaker 3: How did you know that's my girlfriend's.

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Speaker 4: Name, Cale, That's my girlfriend?

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Speaker 3: What the hell is going on here?

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Speaker 4: I'm totally messing with you, man, I'm so sorry. This

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Speaker 4: is actually a joise from the radw Show, Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on

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Speaker 4: youh Kayla, your girlfriend, not mine, set you up. She said,

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Speaker 4: you've had some shady people coming in there lately, just

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Speaker 4: like checking stuff out and leaving.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm taking a lot of weird call over

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Speaker 3: the years, this one was by far the most insane.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but for real, now that you know it's me, Bro,

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Speaker 4: if I come down there, can you hook me up?

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Speaker 3: Not over the phone, huh briar patch. But yeah, there is.

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Speaker 4: A back room.

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Speaker 3: I knew it.

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Speaker 4: Wake Up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning