1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: right number? It's the loser line. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 2: Good by, Just call. 4 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,800 Speaker 3: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before. 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while 6 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 3: you're out at the club and uses this charming pick 7 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 3: up line on you. 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 2: There's a movie I want to see, and my mommy 9 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 2: says I can't go by myself. You want to go 10 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 2: in her place, and then after the movie, we can 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 2: make a movie with my mommy. 12 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 3: Why whatever you do, is this the urge to tell 13 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 3: him to stick his head in a bucket of popcorn 14 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 3: extra butter? That's all. You're going to tell him that 15 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 3: he is absolutely adorable first of all, like a hairless 16 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 3: crack bunny. And that's when you leave him the number 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 3: to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward 18 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 3: voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 3: this one. 20 00:00:55,520 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 4: Hey, Andrea, it's from outside the barage store. And you 21 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 4: were telling me about some of your wiring issues inside 22 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 4: your house. And I know I told you that I 23 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 4: was an electrician and I am, but just so you know, 24 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 4: I don't really have any training. Really, I don't really 25 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 4: have any insurance. Technically, I don't have a license. So 26 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 4: bottom line is thirty bucks and I'll come over there 27 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 4: and I'll pull some wires and you know, do some 28 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 4: connecting and see what we can kind of see what sparks. 29 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 4: If you will, it shouldn't be very dangerous. I've done 30 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 4: this a lot of times, but you know, sometimes it's 31 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 4: a little dangerous, but it shouldn't be so dangerous. 32 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: This guy. 33 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 5: You should always cheap out on the one service that 34 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 5: can burn your house down. 35 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooks dad is an electrician and fun fact, that's 36 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 3: actually how we met Brooks mom. 37 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 5: No, no, actually they met because my mom thought my 38 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 5: dad and his buddies robbed her apartment. 39 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 6: Whoa yeah, and then you steal her heart. 40 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 4: Next message. 41 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 7: Hi, my name's Jessica Nilson. My wedding date is February. 42 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 7: I was told that you do wedding planning, and I 43 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 7: really needs someone who actually has their together because the 44 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 7: last four planners that I've talked to have no clue 45 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 7: what they're doing. I really don't think I'm asking for 46 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 7: that much. It's pretty simple. I love Harry Potter. I'm 47 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 7: trying to do a Harry Potter themed wedding. It's a 48 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 7: little different but totally doable. I need an officiant who 49 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 7: can do the ceremony in the form of spells. I 50 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 7: also need an owl that can fly in and deliver 51 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 7: the rings. That for me is very important. It's important 52 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 7: in the Harry Potter universe. You need floating candles. Now listen. 53 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 7: They don't have to actually float like I get that, 54 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 7: but they need to appear to be floating like they 55 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 7: do in the movie. This is simple stuff. 56 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,399 Speaker 5: They can do many special effects for that film at all. 57 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 5: I mean, if you have to fire four people, ever, 58 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 5: it's you're the problem. 59 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of hog Barts, if you would like all 60 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 3: of us to show up to your wedding dress like 61 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 3: characters from the Harry Potter universe, we all already have 62 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 3: the costumes to a haggard one. I sure do. The 63 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 3: voice needs a little bit of work. Go check it 64 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 3: on our TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey. Just be prepared 65 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 3: to order lots and lots of red wine for drunk 66 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 3: Hagrid over there. 67 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, Hagrid, out of all of them, was 68 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 5: always the one that wasn't. 69 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 70 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 3: Now back to this week's clips, from the ever Magical Loser. 71 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: Lad. 72 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 8: Hey, this is from the Costco food court yesterday. 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 4: I was looking for a place to say, let me 74 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 4: sit at your table. 75 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 8: And by the way, thanks, that was really cool of you. 76 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 8: You know, I guess kind of get down a lonely 77 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 8: eating alone. 78 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 3: But hey, you know, I'm kind of used to it anyway. 79 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 8: But I just look, I'm talling because I think I 80 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 8: feel like I may need to apologize. I you know, 81 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 8: I know, I sort of kind of unloaded about the 82 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 8: whole Kirkland signature chips. You know, It's just I can't 83 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 8: believe that Costco would replace their seventy two ounce bags 84 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,919 Speaker 8: with the damn Nephley brand cracks. 85 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 4: That's why I threw my hot dog against that Zoda machine. 86 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 8: What are they thinking? 87 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 3: Are they stupid? 88 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 7: Guy? 89 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 4: I guess I'm going off are not thought anyway? 90 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 3: But uh, look, hope to see you back at the Co. 91 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 4: Maybe we can meet up. 92 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 3: They're calling it the. 93 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 5: I don't know how many single people need to shop 94 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 5: at Costco. 95 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 4: I know I never go. 96 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 5: Chicks. 97 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 3: Is one man buying I do. I know he's upset 98 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 3: about him, but like, well, you misunderstand how lonely he 99 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 3: really is. He needs the full seventy two ounce bag 100 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 3: of chicks so much so he's going to waste the 101 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 3: hot dogs. Yeah, you know you're losing money. 102 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 1: Bro. 103 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 3: Costco brings out the emotions and all that. Sorry at 104 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 3: the cot that's where it's at today. 105 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: Hi, it's really you. Like tongue twisters. I do because 106 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 1: they make my mouth tickle. Speaky Shimon saw and snatched 107 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 1: up Cheven Slippery Spiders. 108 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 4: Doesn't have fun. 109 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 1: I love that one. I love Speaky Simon. He's so great. Ah, 110 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:08,720 Speaker 1: now you do one for me. Okay, okay, Oh god, 111 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: I cringe so hard. 112 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 5: I already need to know wherever this person met that man, 113 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 5: because I never avoid that. 114 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 3: Place at all. The words that you put together I've 115 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 3: never heard before. Yeah, that's different. 116 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 5: It's Sally and seashells. 117 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 4: I know. 118 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 3: Wait till he hears about Peter Piper. 119 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 9: Oh my god, No, I mean you have to see 120 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 9: the video of us like all cringing as we listen 121 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 9: to that message. 122 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 5: No, because everyone in the car is doing the same thing. 123 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,840 Speaker 5: I can guarantee you everyone listening right now. 124 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 3: Get a video and see the mirror view. Yeah, but 125 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,720 Speaker 3: one person out there was like, oh my god, this 126 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 3: twisters so Hot. 127 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 5: Whatever the opposite of a M s R is. 128 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can listen to a loser line regularly at 129 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,719 Speaker 3: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to 130 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok, or you can hear your 131 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 3: favorite loser lines right there. We ought a phone tab 132 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 3: coming up right after 133 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: This Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.