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She looked at the masterpiece hanging in 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.839 the museum, but all as you can think of is 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:46.879 that her five year old could do better. Five year 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:49.680 old is very talented and a roue beyond the spectrum 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:53.760 of turkey fingerprint paintings and little quickly lines and are 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:57.360 doing some really good work. And then our gallery kim 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:02.959 A comin, sweetie, Look what Jeremy did? Look Look look 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.640 I'm you want to shop? I'll shop? Look Look what 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:10.920 he made? Look? Okay? What look dad? That's great? Yeah? 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.120 I love it. Can you play a little bit of 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:17.320 like sports or something or like maybe you know, Jeremy, 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.759 go play with your with your stem set for a second. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.560 I want to touch your father, please. All right, you 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.880 have to be supportive of our son. Yeah, I know, honey, 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:27.040 I'm trying to be supportive, but it's it's not something 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:30.520 that I understand. But I don't know. You can't pigeonhole 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:34.000 him into something that you like specifically, right, you pigeon 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:36.760 him and doing stuff you like. I like it because 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:38.720 it's good. You know it's good because you got all 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.959 the galleries and you have all this like opinion about 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:42.480 paint and I don't know. Yeah, I go to the 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.280 galleries with our son because he is into our Jeremy 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:47.440 come back in here, settled this for us. I look 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.800 what I did. Yeah, it looks great. He didn't even 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.600 make eye contact with it. I'm looking at it. It It 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:56.040 looks make eye contact with the painting with the googly 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:57.840 eyes on it. Look at the googly eyes. Make eye 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.360 contact with the eyes. How does it make you feel trembling, sweetie? 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.480 It's making you feel something. Yeah, put it into words. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.840 It's really good. Oh, there it is. Here's the father 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.720 right now. But what feelings are coming out? It was 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:14.040 clear that the father had some compartment and ized feelings 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.640 about all right, maybe he was a painter and didn't 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:18.880 really express himself because maybe he had a father that 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:24.280 was very much like in Sean. I don't have, but 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:33.080 I don't have I either dope that you're not a 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:41.240 good painter. Ye, look at this. This is a snowman. Listen, 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.400 he's got the buttons and sorry, I'm like you, guys, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.760 I three putt at number eighteen. All right, So I'm 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:52.000 looking over your Chartum what I'm looking at? Do you 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:55.120 think my dad's gonna make it? Well, it's not looking good. 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.760 He's not gonna make it artist. I'm not talking. I'm 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:00.200 not even talking about his health. I'm slaying you're that 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.959 snowman is not looking good painted this. I'm surprised you 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.639 knew it was a snow man. Well, I thought it 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.240 was a fat out point on man. Well, the only 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.480 thing that gave it away was that real carrots taped 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:15.400 to a piece of white paper. Who did did this? Child? 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.679 Don't don't laugh too hard at that door, this whole 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:29.760 child so oddly young man? Uh, I have a set. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.440 I have some bad news for you. Your father just 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.400 died just now when he was laughing at your terrible art. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:37.480 And then he grew up abandoning his passion, his eye 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.120 when they be a painter. And then you know that 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:43.760 he passed on that and his little boy. That sounds terrible. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:47.480 Your father's dying words were laughter at you over your 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.040 snow meal. You know that if it wasn't for the 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:54.960 stupid host said it, I would love nothing more and 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.840 to paint with you on some some Sunday afternoon together outside. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:00.680 Why didn't you let a little army teach you how 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:04.720 to paint? I mean, I'm not that guy anymore, or 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:06.960 not look at me. You know what, I'm gonna go 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.400 out to town. I'm gonna go out a town on 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:13.920 the girls. You happen to me now you're short, silly? 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:18.840 Yeah you did, dude, macromay those yourself. Yeah, I didn't 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.440 know what it was called macroma. But yeah, I'm making shorts. 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:25.640 Not great anyway, Mom, where are you going? I'm going 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:31.320 for a girl's weekend to make a Kansas because that's 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.880 where it's Charley's us from The left him alone at 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.680 the house his father, With that he could briefly connect 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:40.920 with his son and his artistic sensibilities, but realizing that 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:45.719 again he was just completely alienated by his own family, 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:57.520 His own tribe Brothers Clic had Paint Cackle a whole album. 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:01.280 They were gone. That's just the audience. The the montage 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.280 that's over. What you guys are doing is trying to 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:06.159 be good. What he was doing? Who usually wrote the 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.760 song fin and ten? Who is it? Are you asking 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:12.039 me the producer? Yeah? This is I was asking the people, Um, 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:16.560 that was actually Trent Derek's and he, uh, he wrote 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.920 he wrote it. Yeah, he he's a different one. It's 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:23.080 it's this one is called my Dogs did but everything's fine. Yeah, 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:31.080 it's it's track four. Actually, okay, I welcome this morning 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:37.960 to walk and he wasn't moving at all, but the 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:43.920 breeves were on TV. Everything is fine. Stopped it. Yeah, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.360 it wasn't very good. I mean that's why it was 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.360 relegated to. I just didn't know what the song came 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.359 from him, and so I was asking, Yeah, it was 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:54.560 mostly used for montages, right, did you know? That is 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:59.120 my understeady. This is Jake and Jake. I feel like 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.159 he needs could be better radio voice like me. I mean, 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:07.040 put up my radio voice. Radio. He's maybe a voice 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:12.320 whosting understoody, learning how to talk, doing a shoe and 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:16.159 he's teach you know what kind of wos to do 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:21.840 Tuesdays on Fox. That's basically the show. Uh. There are 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.920 two guys. They're they're radio host people, ones an intern 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.039 and then ones that like established and we think they 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:31.400 we think it'll do really well. Well I have to say, alright, Dono. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.720 Research says that it's gonna be a great show. Hey. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.839 Pro tip in the middle of a pitch, don't interrupt 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.919 the pitch. Eh and I'm you're giving you my thoughts 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:44.400 on the pitch. I'm so sorry, all right, thank you. Anyway, 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.760 I was gonna say, so you look like you're gonna 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:52.760 interruppy again, I wasn't. Okay, I don't any want water 0:06:54.520 --> 0:07:10.400 around the pitching brain lighted, crane lighted. This is this 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.840 is Americans Life. I'm your Lit Story with producer Andy 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:18.000 Special guest contributor for this episode is John Meliser. In 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:21.280 our show, we're using our trustee sensor generator to bring 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:26.480 you a story in three improvised acts. This week's theme discursive. Yeah, 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.560 what are my producers looking at my face? The word 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:33.680 discursive That means one idea. It doesn't really flow into 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.120 the next night as it. Sometimes we think of something 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.720 and then all of a sudden, we're on a tangent 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:43.760 and just going off into another world discursive, thinking, well, 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.240 why wouldn't the same be tangents because I make up 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.480 the themes and you don't. So do your fucking job, 0:07:51.400 --> 0:08:00.280 all right, so tell you this, pay with us all fun. 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.240 He ran out of money, so he had to stop 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:08.360 playing poker. You've been playing poker his whole life. Something 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:12.200 he just instinctively knew how to do poker face, lying 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.400 with his facial features. And then one day he ran 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.040 out of money and like a car running out of gas, 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:27.160 and I will raise you one wedding ring. David. Yes, 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:33.959 I mean yes, no. I was just totally but nobody 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:37.720 didn't know. Was it two big tap shot poker players 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:41.240 on this poker competition. We're actually seeing each other behind 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.520 closed doors. Next thing they knew, he was raising his 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.800 bets into a full on marriage and having kids. I 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:59.079 accidentally gave her a wedding ring ill and blue. It 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:05.440 was actually my great grandmother's ring, her actually her dying words, 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.079 where don't ever let anybody have this. But there was 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:11.439 a miscommunication. She thought that I was opposing to her 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.160 um and then I was just kind of all in. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.880 What was that? Like? What was it like what I 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.160 just said? Yeah, it was if we played it out 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.120 with it like I don't know. Why don't you go 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:26.520 back to exactly what I just did, and I'll raise 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:33.720 you our son, to be strong. Call hard, call, call call. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:37.760 If anybody feels they want to raise an objection between 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:41.920 the union of these two players, please put your cash 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:44.880 in the pot now or forever hold your cash. I'm 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.160 all in with this. I think they are a great, 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:52.200 wonderful couple. I want to put in everything a girl 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:56.360 because I love her. Man, Jeff, it was six months ago, 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.520 doesn't matter smooth for me right now? You know what 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:04.280 he out? I can't cash out. I try to cash out, 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.880 but every time I do and just think of you. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.840 Our relationship was a royal flash, but we were like 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:15.120 two pairs go fish, just trying to double down shot 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.160 Before any life altering decisions are made, why don't we 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.440 find out what the priest has? Is the river card? 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:24.360 What you're talking about? What did you say? Because that's 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:29.680 also poker terminal, That's exactly. And I don't know anything 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:34.360 about ways to um well. I have almost as little 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:39.719 knowledge as you do. But in in in Texas. Hold 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.600 him right, they deal the cards right right, and then 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:47.480 that's now the last card that they dealer puts down. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:51.839 You see what everybody has that's go fish. Yeah, and 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.760 then they potic and he try to make it you 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.400 know up to twenty one. Yeah, as like does your 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:00.240 person have a red hair? That's guess who. That's what 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:04.480 you're talking about is Then you say you can't say 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:08.200 that beings in the context. Hey kids, ready, where brand 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:13.920 new game? Where the whole family? Introducing no cut cut 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:17.880 cut cut? Hey what we're not allowed to say say that? 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.719 In the in the commercial where didn't you get the 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:22.480 vision in the game? You didn't get the revision? But 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:27.160 the new copy. Just take a look at that. Take 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.680 it take from the top. Okay, hey kids, looking for 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.960 a brand new game that's fun for the whole family. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:36.280 Introducing no, no, no, you're you're just you're saying the 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.040 same thing. You're just putting the accent on the wrong 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:40.280 You're saying it a different way. I don't know, accidents, 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.800 I don't know. Didn't you get the second revision? No, 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.640 the second red that's the first time, that's the first Okay, 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.920 hey three, hey kids, are you ready for a brand 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.440 new game that the whole family is gonna love introducing God, 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.960 she's no, I'm the line above the K, right, the 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.520 line above the K. That's the accident. Did you did 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:02.000 you get the third revision? Did you get the third one? 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:04.960 Though you don't have one? If the third one is 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.719 the one that I'm that that that I'm looking at 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:10.160 that the wrong ones a plank. Alright, alright, here's here's 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.520 twenty seven here, just taking come on, we only have 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.120 the studio for twenty minutes. Well, then you should have 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:16.520 given me the very latest revision. Well we should have 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:21.560 booked studio times. I mean, that's also another good question. 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.640 Everybody made mistakes. Okay, everybody made mistakes, But the biggest 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.400 mistake is you not reading the private revision because I 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:31.920 wasn't given the right revision. I'm just gonna eighteen minutes 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.920 take four? Hey, kids, ready for it? Brand you game 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:37.840 that the whole family is gonna love so so much, 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:45.320 introducing Yeah, that's it, all right, it's wrap, Hey, sixteen 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.800 minutes early. It was a very simultorious relationship between the 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:53.640 studio and other actors. It was always very very embedded. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.440 Al Right, guys, here we go. We gotta knockout four spots. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.719 We only have the studio booked for eight minutes. Got 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.800 it all right? Here we go. Losing a loved one 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:09.960 is never easy, But luckily there's deaf. Now did you 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:13.360 get revision number forty seven? I put it on top 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.480 of the bookshelf. There's the stuff stool. I put that 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.360 back because I'm short. Well, it's just because it's a 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.920 high bookshelf. That's just where I put the revisions. That's 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:22.800 where the revision boxes, and that's where I put them. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:27.080 That's I've been doing that for twenty years. Where's the stool? 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.920 Where is that here? Oh? Thank you? All right, get 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.160 up there, grab the revision number for thank you? Why 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:35.720 do you even put it up there? Put it down 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.360 here when I can have it and look at it 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.480 when I'm supposed to take two? All right, They got 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:44.160 the studio for six more minutes. Okay. Losing a loved 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:47.280 one is real shitty. It sucks so much, so bad. 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.520 Why they really changed it up in these later revisions? Well, 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:53.720 you know what you're in luck because now there is 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.440 a place that you can go to that has helped 0:13:56.440 --> 0:14:00.760 with who wrote these revisions? He's here. I've never seen 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.880 him before. Mr car Right, I did expect you to 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.360 show up to the studio. I don't want to hearing 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.640 more excuses from you. I have ten funeral homes across 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:11.760 the county. I need this campaign done, all right, Mr 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.800 car Right. Yeah, I'm Joel. I'm an intern here. I 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:16.439 really shouldn't be doing this, but I'm just like I 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:19.720 seized the moment. I'm a fan of all your funeral homes. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.720 I've had so many family members passed and I just 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:25.000 want to say that every time I always say go 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.920 to Mr Cartwright's funeral home because they have the most 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:32.880 respect and fun funerals and all of Pasadena and I 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:34.800 just want to say thank you for all your hard work. 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.400 And I can't wait till somebody else dies. Look, we 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.400 don't want people to die, but if they do, we 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.920 would love you to bring your loved ones to Cartwright. 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.720 There it is. That was great, Jeff. I'm sorry you've 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.360 been replaced. What do you mean I've been Can you 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.960 do a job for car Ride Funeral Homes Home? Yeah? 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:58.720 This sucks. I'm out of here, But why don't you 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:00.520 tell you all that I went to studio I was 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.320 gonna read something about car rapping rules, and I got 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.840 the revision forty seven vision. So I went to the 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:07.280 revision one seven eight and doing it all the way 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:08.640 down of Force Saven, and I found out it wasn't 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:09.840 even the right woman. Mus A car right, the guy 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:11.520 who's a funeral pom again it came and they just 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.560 did my old joba. Let me see if I get 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:19.160 this tracky cat right? The guy who owes the greatest 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.440 funeral home but all passing? You actually got to meet him? 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:23.080 Did he get an autograph for the kids? Okay, we're 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:24.680 all wrong, sun, Let me go ahead and go to 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:29.800 the kid. Dad. What's going on? I'm just at home 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.600 doing some social studies, some math and some chemistry. Whomework. 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:41.640 How's that going? I have helicopters out of that. I 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:46.200 didn't keep doing it like you know. You kind of 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.640 stumbled over a few words today last time. Maybe that's 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.960 why you got fired by Mr al Right. Well, I 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:52.440 didn't go there doing a pop job. I was just 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.640 putting off the script. If I'm going off sometimes i'm gonna, 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:59.880 I'm gonna I'm gonna get stuck. He got stuck? Why 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.400 even this relationship? I don't know. It's kind of slow 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.840 and spaking relationships. Dad, you said if I get a 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.480 good grazing grade school that you'll get me a dog. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.720 Well it's about that time. I don't know if you're 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.280 ready for that god responsibiling room. The fast time I 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:12.720 got your fish, when you got a vision, what happens? 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:16.760 Fish fish died? We got to you cat, you with 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:18.680 a cat you left side, And also I told you 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:20.320 it's gonna be it's a cat. Now the cat isn't 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:24.080 pounced our camp. Now the cat is pregnant and probably dying. 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:29.160 Losing a pet is never easy. Well, luckily there's Cartwright 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:33.680 Funeral Home for Pets serving the greater al Hambra area. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:37.840 Card Right Funeral Home. You used to have a pet, 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:42.600 and you learned it so much. And the bannet he 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:52.720 jumped out of this fish bolt with farm Now that 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:56.440 was track five on his album of Really Good Jack. 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.800 All Right, it's a tough one. We that's gonna be 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:01.560 a lot from a lot of work, a lot of 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:08.280 work from me. Coming up back to the first the 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:20.840 word from our esteemed sponsors, stay with us, act to 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:27.480 the interview. A special Guys contributor is John Millizer. How 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.639 what are you today? Good? How are you you did. 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:33.679 I produence that quickly, John Millizer, Yeah, both correct. So 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.000 it tells you about yourself from I guess I grew 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.959 up in New Jersey. Nice all parts of New Jersey, 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:42.040 you know, than like you're from New Jersey. Yeah, I 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.520 get that. I have been told. I say, yeah a lot. Yeah, 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:49.159 I do it. And that's my most Jersey accident. I 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:52.480 think you miss anything from Jersey. No, I just got back, 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.760 so it's nice. I haven't been in two years, because 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:58.480 indulge me, rior. Do you leaving after a two year? 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:00.919 I eight? Is? Was there anything you made? I missed 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:04.360 the hogies. I missed the boardwalk. There's a board there's 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:08.840 a boardwalk. And I explained to me what a uh, well, 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:13.680 hogie is like a sub like subway, but HOGI um, 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:17.840 it's like very I guess Jersey and probably like Pennsylvania. 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:21.760 Term Um. Is there anything that makes it different? Yeah? 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.480 What's the same same thing? Yeah, it's a bad same 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.080 For some reason, we're calling it hoogie and I'm not 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:29.639 familiar with the term hero. Can you explain what that is? 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:32.480 It's like it's like a hog exactly. It's like a 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:37.320 hog yeahs or a sub like a sandwich. No, No, 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:39.359 he's a not sandwich, not even close. Do you know 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:42.440 what a hero is? It's like that, you know. Um, 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:46.560 I went to a very school, so I've had any 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:49.399 of these, probably had a hogie. They're totally not is 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:52.600 the sandwich right? If I've never had one of those, 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:56.600 that's saying right. I do very very um, very meticulous, 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.520 particulously made backers and then some short Do you have 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:04.920 any other questions for Ari? I'm sorry. Did you enjoy 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:06.920 your trip to New Jersey? Oh, I enjoyed my trip 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:10.399 so much. Yeah, rejuvenated me. I haven't seen some family 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:12.440 members in a while, and yeah, it was just nice. 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:15.680 Did you ever have any friends or family in the mafia. 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:20.800 In the mafia, well, the Coasta Nostra cosa, the Coasta 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.720 Nostra growing up in I grew up in Bergen County, 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:27.680 North Jersey and Prano's country. Yeah, I was too young 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:29.960 to know what was happening, but I was told that 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:33.080 some mob guy was arrested down the street like him 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:36.639 and his wife. Yeah, Oh that was pretty you know, 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:38.959 we actually have that, we have that in the archives, 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:43.960 that arrest this one. Are you alright? We do you 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:47.480 shut up? You are under arrest, under rest for what 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:53.320 don't you arrest? My sweethet? Look lady, what you under arrest? 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:57.400 Why did I freaking duty? You know I didn't do nothing, nobody. 0:19:57.440 --> 0:19:59.840 Everybody knows I didn't do nothing. Nobody. I'd never doing 0:19:59.880 --> 0:20:03.400 the same thing. What exactly is it? Do you think 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:07.960 that we are freaking doing over here? Where do I begin? Racketeer? 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:12.040 That's a very serious charge. I run a very respectable business. 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:13.800 I don't know what you think I do on a 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.640 normal day basis. Your business might be a lot of things, 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:21.200 very respectable. I make a very honest, good living living. 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:24.280 Yeah good, look at you? Look at your yard? Okay, 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:27.359 what about it? I got norms like everybody else. Listen, 0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:30.119 your work knows in the yard. That's not a very 0:20:30.160 --> 0:20:33.320 serious crime. But that's seriously that racketeering. That's a pretty 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:37.359 freaking serious crime. Didn't side Marie stay out? Is she didn't? 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:39.760 She needs to hear all this because she's coming down 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:43.000 to the prethinct. But what she didn't do? Nothing? She 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:48.240 got him? God say what you what you say? That 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:50.200 was what we did? That is what you think we did? 0:20:50.320 --> 0:20:53.119 What I Loretta a k A. Marie did? What did 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:57.360 I marit get it side. I'm not going in stay out. 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:01.359 I feel like I should at least into the freaking cops, 0:21:01.520 --> 0:21:04.320 but also I should listen to my freaking maid. Squeeze over. 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:07.600 I don't know what town between two people as you 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:11.200 and I were very much same guys. Well, we grew 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:13.800 up in the same neighborhood, down the street from each other. 0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:16.240 You went one way, I went to the other. You 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:19.440 became a cop and became a respectable businessman. War what 0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:22.199 you can do? And you got Loretta a Diguloretta? War? 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:24.680 All you gonna do? A body to arrest me because 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:30.000 I got the girl? Do you really wanted you? Go ahead? Boys? 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:34.120 You know what? I shoot boys, boys, fellas stays plenty 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:40.800 of me to go freaking around. Way. I want to 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:43.840 stay outside and break this up and also figure out 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.879 what what what, what proof do you have with the racketeering? 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:49.880 By the way, it's my freaking prerogative. Where right the way? 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:51.600 What I do with my You don't do you. I 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:54.639 don't tell her what to do. You do whatever she wants? Cool? 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:59.480 What is prerogative? Mean? What's Google? It's four? Sorry he's 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:07.800 nineteen eight four? Big brother? What is prerogative? Big blood? 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:13.720 I don't even look run over here goats. All right, 0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:17.040 let's get back to the fucking breast text. He you're 0:22:17.080 --> 0:22:19.000 just sucking jeous. I really think that he's going to 0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:21.879 arrest you because he has some serious evidence about the racketeering. 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:23.840 I don't think it really has much to do with jealousy. 0:22:23.920 --> 0:22:26.160 I mean, what do you have, You have tapes or something? 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:28.720 You got an informant? What do you have? You got nothing? 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:32.200 You got a garage full of tennis rackets? Yeah, and 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:34.920 who looks to play fucking tennis? Look at me, I'm 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:38.560 a fucking I'm Andrea x. Oh we ever do PC hampers? Also, 0:22:38.720 --> 0:22:44.520 he's also it's you love mac Andro. Remember never toll 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:49.000 over over here, Billy jen King. Okay, okay, now we've 0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:52.879 established his four go back to watch you watch your evidence. 0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:55.280 Tennis rackets? Yeah, what are you gonna doing? All those 0:22:55.280 --> 0:22:58.280 tennis rackets, all those stolen? What makes you think the stolen? 0:22:58.440 --> 0:23:00.600 I like to buy things in bulk. I gotta talk 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:06.000 to the cop for a second real quick. Hey, honey, sugar, 0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:08.680 hold on my second. I'm gonna talk to this cop alright, 0:23:08.680 --> 0:23:11.200 I'm gonna try to set him straight. Hey, listen, why 0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:14.800 you mentioning informants. You're gonna blow my coffee. I didn't 0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:18.240 think you don't. I don't even think about telling him 0:23:18.520 --> 0:23:21.640 that I tipped you guys off to the freaking tennis rackets. 0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:23.080 I know you're doing a great job. You didn't you 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.399 playing undercover? Really? Well? What did you say? He? Did 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:27.760 you know about the tennis rackets. I'm the only person 0:23:27.840 --> 0:23:30.000 who could have been freaking possibily, but you don't want to. 0:23:31.359 --> 0:23:33.680 There's tennis rackets missing all around town, and they're all 0:23:33.960 --> 0:23:37.240 in your garage. All right, people asking questions. I thought 0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:39.720 that's what racketeering meant. Also, can you do me a 0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:42.080 quick Also? Can you do me a quick favor? Can 0:23:42.160 --> 0:23:45.399 you stop calling me by my code name Loretta and 0:23:45.560 --> 0:23:49.080 call me Marie? Please? This freaking guy thinks that my 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:53.240 name is Marie and you call me Loretta right off 0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:57.120 the bed. You're gonna blow my freaking cover. Please, all right, 0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:02.680 let's do Oh my god, this hop just call ship. Yeah, 0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:08.320