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Speaker 1: what I did. Yeah, it looks great. He didn't even
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Speaker 1: contact with the eyes. How does it make you feel trembling, sweetie?
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Speaker 1: right now. But what feelings are coming out? It was
Speaker 1: clear that the father had some compartment and ized feelings
Speaker 1: about all right, maybe he was a painter and didn't
Speaker 1: really express himself because maybe he had a father that
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Speaker 1: I don't have I either dope that you're not a
Speaker 1: good painter. Ye, look at this. This is a snowman. Listen,
Speaker 1: he's got the buttons and sorry, I'm like you, guys,
Speaker 1: I three putt at number eighteen. All right, So I'm
Speaker 1: looking over your Chartum what I'm looking at? Do you
Speaker 1: think my dad's gonna make it? Well, it's not looking good.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna make it artist. I'm not talking. I'm
Speaker 1: not even talking about his health. I'm slaying you're that
Speaker 1: snowman is not looking good painted this. I'm surprised you
Speaker 1: knew it was a snow man. Well, I thought it
Speaker 1: was a fat out point on man. Well, the only
Speaker 1: thing that gave it away was that real carrots taped
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Speaker 1: Don't don't laugh too hard at that door, this whole
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Speaker 1: I have some bad news for you. Your father just
Speaker 1: died just now when he was laughing at your terrible art.
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Speaker 1: he passed on that and his little boy. That sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: Your father's dying words were laughter at you over your
Speaker 1: snow meal. You know that if it wasn't for the
Speaker 1: stupid host said it, I would love nothing more and
Speaker 1: to paint with you on some some Sunday afternoon together outside.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you let a little army teach you how
Speaker 1: to paint? I mean, I'm not that guy anymore, or
Speaker 1: not look at me. You know what, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: out to town. I'm gonna go out a town on
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Speaker 1: Not great anyway, Mom, where are you going? I'm going
Speaker 1: for a girl's weekend to make a Kansas because that's
Speaker 1: where it's Charley's us from The left him alone at
Speaker 1: the house his father, With that he could briefly connect
Speaker 1: with his son and his artistic sensibilities, but realizing that
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Speaker 1: His own tribe Brothers Clic had Paint Cackle a whole album.
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Speaker 1: that's over. What you guys are doing is trying to
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Speaker 1: mostly used for montages, right, did you know? That is
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Speaker 1: you a story in three improvised acts. This week's theme discursive. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: discursive That means one idea. It doesn't really flow into
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Speaker 1: I mean yes, no. I was just totally but nobody
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Speaker 1: closed doors. Next thing they knew, he was raising his
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Speaker 1: If anybody feels they want to raise an objection between
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter smooth for me right now? You know what
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Speaker 1: What you're talking about? What did you say? Because that's
Speaker 1: also poker terminal, That's exactly. And I don't know anything
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Speaker 1: vision in the game? You didn't get the revision? But
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Speaker 1: it take from the top. Okay, hey kids, looking for
Speaker 1: a brand new game that's fun for the whole family.
Speaker 1: Introducing no, no, no, you're you're just you're saying the
Speaker 1: same thing. You're just putting the accent on the wrong
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Speaker 1: hey three, hey kids, are you ready for a brand
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Speaker 1: she's no, I'm the line above the K, right, the
Speaker 1: line above the K. That's the accident. Did you did
Speaker 1: you get the third revision? Did you get the third one?
Speaker 1: Though you don't have one? If the third one is
Speaker 1: the one that I'm that that that I'm looking at
Speaker 1: that the wrong ones a plank. Alright, alright, here's here's
Speaker 1: twenty seven here, just taking come on, we only have
Speaker 1: the studio for twenty minutes. Well, then you should have
Speaker 1: given me the very latest revision. Well we should have
Speaker 1: booked studio times. I mean, that's also another good question.
Speaker 1: Everybody made mistakes. Okay, everybody made mistakes, But the biggest
Speaker 1: mistake is you not reading the private revision because I
Speaker 1: wasn't given the right revision. I'm just gonna eighteen minutes
Speaker 1: take four? Hey, kids, ready for it? Brand you game
Speaker 1: that the whole family is gonna love so so much,
Speaker 1: introducing Yeah, that's it, all right, it's wrap, Hey, sixteen
Speaker 1: minutes early. It was a very simultorious relationship between the
Speaker 1: studio and other actors. It was always very very embedded.
Speaker 1: Al Right, guys, here we go. We gotta knockout four spots.
Speaker 1: We only have the studio booked for eight minutes. Got
Speaker 1: it all right? Here we go. Losing a loved one
Speaker 1: is never easy, But luckily there's deaf. Now did you
Speaker 1: get revision number forty seven? I put it on top
Speaker 1: of the bookshelf. There's the stuff stool. I put that
Speaker 1: back because I'm short. Well, it's just because it's a
Speaker 1: high bookshelf. That's just where I put the revisions. That's
Speaker 1: where the revision boxes, and that's where I put them.
Speaker 1: That's I've been doing that for twenty years. Where's the stool?
Speaker 1: Where is that here? Oh? Thank you? All right, get
Speaker 1: up there, grab the revision number for thank you? Why
Speaker 1: do you even put it up there? Put it down
Speaker 1: here when I can have it and look at it
Speaker 1: when I'm supposed to take two? All right, They got
Speaker 1: the studio for six more minutes. Okay. Losing a loved
Speaker 1: one is real shitty. It sucks so much, so bad.
Speaker 1: Why they really changed it up in these later revisions? Well,
Speaker 1: you know what you're in luck because now there is
Speaker 1: a place that you can go to that has helped
Speaker 1: with who wrote these revisions? He's here. I've never seen
Speaker 1: him before. Mr car Right, I did expect you to
Speaker 1: show up to the studio. I don't want to hearing
Speaker 1: more excuses from you. I have ten funeral homes across
Speaker 1: the county. I need this campaign done, all right, Mr
Speaker 1: car Right. Yeah, I'm Joel. I'm an intern here. I
Speaker 1: really shouldn't be doing this, but I'm just like I
Speaker 1: seized the moment. I'm a fan of all your funeral homes.
Speaker 1: I've had so many family members passed and I just
Speaker 1: want to say that every time I always say go
Speaker 1: to Mr Cartwright's funeral home because they have the most
Speaker 1: respect and fun funerals and all of Pasadena and I
Speaker 1: just want to say thank you for all your hard work.
Speaker 1: And I can't wait till somebody else dies. Look, we
Speaker 1: don't want people to die, but if they do, we
Speaker 1: would love you to bring your loved ones to Cartwright.
Speaker 1: There it is. That was great, Jeff. I'm sorry you've
Speaker 1: been replaced. What do you mean I've been Can you
Speaker 1: do a job for car Ride Funeral Homes Home? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This sucks. I'm out of here, But why don't you
Speaker 1: tell you all that I went to studio I was
Speaker 1: gonna read something about car rapping rules, and I got
Speaker 1: the revision forty seven vision. So I went to the
Speaker 1: revision one seven eight and doing it all the way
Speaker 1: down of Force Saven, and I found out it wasn't
Speaker 1: even the right woman. Mus A car right, the guy
Speaker 1: who's a funeral pom again it came and they just
Speaker 1: did my old joba. Let me see if I get
Speaker 1: this tracky cat right? The guy who owes the greatest
Speaker 1: funeral home but all passing? You actually got to meet him?
Speaker 1: Did he get an autograph for the kids? Okay, we're
Speaker 1: all wrong, sun, Let me go ahead and go to
Speaker 1: the kid. Dad. What's going on? I'm just at home
Speaker 1: doing some social studies, some math and some chemistry. Whomework.
Speaker 1: How's that going? I have helicopters out of that. I
Speaker 1: didn't keep doing it like you know. You kind of
Speaker 1: stumbled over a few words today last time. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: why you got fired by Mr al Right. Well, I
Speaker 1: didn't go there doing a pop job. I was just
Speaker 1: putting off the script. If I'm going off sometimes i'm gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get stuck. He got stuck? Why
Speaker 1: even this relationship? I don't know. It's kind of slow
Speaker 1: and spaking relationships. Dad, you said if I get a
Speaker 1: good grazing grade school that you'll get me a dog.
Speaker 1: Well it's about that time. I don't know if you're
Speaker 1: ready for that god responsibiling room. The fast time I
Speaker 1: got your fish, when you got a vision, what happens?
Speaker 1: Fish fish died? We got to you cat, you with
Speaker 1: a cat you left side, And also I told you
Speaker 1: it's gonna be it's a cat. Now the cat isn't
Speaker 1: pounced our camp. Now the cat is pregnant and probably dying.
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Speaker 1: what are you today? Good? How are you you did.
Speaker 1: I produence that quickly, John Millizer, Yeah, both correct. So
Speaker 1: it tells you about yourself from I guess I grew
Speaker 1: up in New Jersey. Nice all parts of New Jersey,
Speaker 1: you know, than like you're from New Jersey. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get that. I have been told. I say, yeah a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do it. And that's my most Jersey accident. I
Speaker 1: think you miss anything from Jersey. No, I just got back,
Speaker 1: so it's nice. I haven't been in two years, because
Speaker 1: indulge me, rior. Do you leaving after a two year?
Speaker 1: I eight? Is? Was there anything you made? I missed
Speaker 1: the hogies. I missed the boardwalk. There's a board there's
Speaker 1: a boardwalk. And I explained to me what a uh, well,
Speaker 1: hogie is like a sub like subway, but HOGI um,
Speaker 1: it's like very I guess Jersey and probably like Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Term Um. Is there anything that makes it different? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the same same thing? Yeah, it's a bad same
Speaker 1: For some reason, we're calling it hoogie and I'm not
Speaker 1: familiar with the term hero. Can you explain what that is?
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a hog exactly. It's like a
Speaker 1: hog yeahs or a sub like a sandwich. No, No,
Speaker 1: he's a not sandwich, not even close. Do you know
Speaker 1: what a hero is? It's like that, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: I went to a very school, so I've had any
Speaker 1: of these, probably had a hogie. They're totally not is
Speaker 1: the sandwich right? If I've never had one of those,
Speaker 1: that's saying right. I do very very um, very meticulous,
Speaker 1: particulously made backers and then some short Do you have
Speaker 1: any other questions for Ari? I'm sorry. Did you enjoy
Speaker 1: your trip to New Jersey? Oh, I enjoyed my trip
Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, rejuvenated me. I haven't seen some family
Speaker 1: members in a while, and yeah, it was just nice.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have any friends or family in the mafia.
Speaker 1: In the mafia, well, the Coasta Nostra cosa, the Coasta
Speaker 1: Nostra growing up in I grew up in Bergen County,
Speaker 1: North Jersey and Prano's country. Yeah, I was too young
Speaker 1: to know what was happening, but I was told that
Speaker 1: some mob guy was arrested down the street like him
Speaker 1: and his wife. Yeah, Oh that was pretty you know,
Speaker 1: we actually have that, we have that in the archives,
Speaker 1: that arrest this one. Are you alright? We do you
Speaker 1: shut up? You are under arrest, under rest for what
Speaker 1: don't you arrest? My sweethet? Look lady, what you under arrest?
Speaker 1: Why did I freaking duty? You know I didn't do nothing, nobody.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows I didn't do nothing. Nobody. I'd never doing
Speaker 1: the same thing. What exactly is it? Do you think
Speaker 1: that we are freaking doing over here? Where do I begin? Racketeer?
Speaker 1: That's a very serious charge. I run a very respectable business.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you think I do on a
Speaker 1: normal day basis. Your business might be a lot of things,
Speaker 1: very respectable. I make a very honest, good living living.
Speaker 1: Yeah good, look at you? Look at your yard? Okay,
Speaker 1: what about it? I got norms like everybody else. Listen,
Speaker 1: your work knows in the yard. That's not a very
Speaker 1: serious crime. But that's seriously that racketeering. That's a pretty
Speaker 1: freaking serious crime. Didn't side Marie stay out? Is she didn't?
Speaker 1: She needs to hear all this because she's coming down
Speaker 1: to the prethinct. But what she didn't do? Nothing? She
Speaker 1: got him? God say what you what you say? That
Speaker 1: was what we did? That is what you think we did?
Speaker 1: What I Loretta a k A. Marie did? What did
Speaker 1: I marit get it side. I'm not going in stay out.
Speaker 1: I feel like I should at least into the freaking cops,
Speaker 1: but also I should listen to my freaking maid. Squeeze over.
Speaker 1: I don't know what town between two people as you
Speaker 1: and I were very much same guys. Well, we grew
Speaker 1: up in the same neighborhood, down the street from each other.
Speaker 1: You went one way, I went to the other. You
Speaker 1: became a cop and became a respectable businessman. War what
Speaker 1: you can do? And you got Loretta a Diguloretta? War?
Speaker 1: All you gonna do? A body to arrest me because
Speaker 1: I got the girl? Do you really wanted you? Go ahead? Boys?
Speaker 1: You know what? I shoot boys, boys, fellas stays plenty
Speaker 1: of me to go freaking around. Way. I want to
Speaker 1: stay outside and break this up and also figure out
Speaker 1: what what what, what proof do you have with the racketeering?
Speaker 1: By the way, it's my freaking prerogative. Where right the way?
Speaker 1: What I do with my You don't do you. I
Speaker 1: don't tell her what to do. You do whatever she wants? Cool?
Speaker 1: What is prerogative? Mean? What's Google? It's four? Sorry he's
Speaker 1: nineteen eight four? Big brother? What is prerogative? Big blood?
Speaker 1: I don't even look run over here goats. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get back to the fucking breast text. He you're
Speaker 1: just sucking jeous. I really think that he's going to
Speaker 1: arrest you because he has some serious evidence about the racketeering.
Speaker 1: I don't think it really has much to do with jealousy.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you have, You have tapes or something?
Speaker 1: You got an informant? What do you have? You got nothing?
Speaker 1: You got a garage full of tennis rackets? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: who looks to play fucking tennis? Look at me, I'm
Speaker 1: a fucking I'm Andrea x. Oh we ever do PC hampers? Also,
Speaker 1: he's also it's you love mac Andro. Remember never toll
Speaker 1: over over here, Billy jen King. Okay, okay, now we've
Speaker 1: established his four go back to watch you watch your evidence.
Speaker 1: Tennis rackets? Yeah, what are you gonna doing? All those
Speaker 1: tennis rackets, all those stolen? What makes you think the stolen?
Speaker 1: I like to buy things in bulk. I gotta talk
Speaker 1: to the cop for a second real quick. Hey, honey, sugar,
Speaker 1: hold on my second. I'm gonna talk to this cop alright,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to set him straight. Hey, listen, why
Speaker 1: you mentioning informants. You're gonna blow my coffee. I didn't
Speaker 1: think you don't. I don't even think about telling him
Speaker 1: that I tipped you guys off to the freaking tennis rackets.
Speaker 1: I know you're doing a great job. You didn't you
Speaker 1: playing undercover? Really? Well? What did you say? He? Did
Speaker 1: you know about the tennis rackets. I'm the only person
Speaker 1: who could have been freaking possibily, but you don't want to.
Speaker 1: There's tennis rackets missing all around town, and they're all
Speaker 1: in your garage. All right, people asking questions. I thought
Speaker 1: that's what racketeering meant. Also, can you do me a
Speaker 1: quick Also? Can you do me a quick favor? Can
Speaker 1: you stop calling me by my code name Loretta and
Speaker 1: call me Marie? Please? This freaking guy thinks that my
Speaker 1: name is Marie and you call me Loretta right off
Speaker 1: the bed. You're gonna blow my freaking cover. Please, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do Oh my god, this hop just call ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on, I gotta talk. That is freaking you call
Speaker 1: me Loretta again. I'm pretty sure I didn know you
Speaker 1: did the first words out of your mount after I
Speaker 1: walked back from my baby here, my sweet cheeks, my
Speaker 1: honey bunt, what's loretta? I just highly doubt that I
Speaker 1: don't screw up a lot. I think the fans have
Speaker 1: that in the allchives. Why don't we go back? All right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: guys in the fan, can you play that back? The
Speaker 1: one from it seconds ago? Wait, you want to do
Speaker 1: me a favor and not call me? You just hit
Speaker 1: it again? See? Can you do me another favor? Can
Speaker 1: you not yell out? Hey, guys in the FBI truck,
Speaker 1: can you run back? You gotta whisper it into yellapel.
Speaker 1: Don't just willy nilly, freaking guys in the FBI truck,
Speaker 1: can you check your gyves from ten seconds and go
Speaker 1: to proton is freaking goats that he freaking said? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to play a thank you? This is the
Speaker 1: FBI playing tape number seven for years and voice just
Speaker 1: want to have So that was that was the wrong tape.
Speaker 1: Let me let me text forman get along and talking
Speaker 1: about I like that song. That's really good and you
Speaker 1: had the whole album. I like it? Do you want
Speaker 1: to play another tracker? Phimissions that I husband didn't really
Speaker 1: know what to make about this relationship between the cop
Speaker 1: and his nudy with wife. It seemed little fishy, so
Speaker 1: he had to go talk to his capos and his
Speaker 1: his underbuss. What's your problem? I don't know, like there's
Speaker 1: something going on between me, my my, my wife and
Speaker 1: the you know, his cop with Marie. Marie would never
Speaker 1: do nothing. I don't know. She would never would you
Speaker 1: to come here to do a good permission from you
Speaker 1: have to do something. I don't know what You're all right?
Speaker 1: You know what? Can I talk to the other on
Speaker 1: the boss? Please? Somebody's not gonna be starting all over
Speaker 1: the words. You know my problem? So what should I do?
Speaker 1: Do I do I take action? Or do I just
Speaker 1: let it go? Do you love this woman? You know
Speaker 1: that I love it? But you know I almost got
Speaker 1: pinched over these fucking these tennis racket, the tennis racket racket.
Speaker 1: Somebody's feeding the cops information. I don't know who it is.
Speaker 1: Are you accusing us? Wait? Exactly what do you do? Mind?
Speaker 1: If you think they were rats? No, you think I'm
Speaker 1: red you out in your racket? Right? I'm whenever? Why
Speaker 1: would we would just be showing no own cells in
Speaker 1: the foots. I don't know what I'm saying this there
Speaker 1: might be some like you know, the informance, you know,
Speaker 1: would give me a second. I'm gonna talk. I think
Speaker 1: my wife's an informant. This one's wanna get in. We
Speaker 1: would never do something like that. I'm gonna confer with
Speaker 1: the on the boys here for a second to school
Speaker 1: over there for a second. By o'clock, I think that
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Speaker 1: does be. And you because we are also informants over here.
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Speaker 1: Don't us in the community. Nobody tell me the meeting.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like you know, interrupt the very important, you know,
Speaker 1: on the boss meeting, can I get like some kind
Speaker 1: of direction or maybe like get more rackets. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need to get more rackets, and Damni deep in his
Speaker 1: racket rackets. Definitely, don't kill Marie. Do not kill Marie.
Speaker 1: She's a decorated woman, civilian. She's wire tapped. I mean,
Speaker 1: she is good cook, she is an FBI age. She's
Speaker 1: a teacher. She teacher kid how to make that Cheni polonaise?
Speaker 1: That's what are you even Italian? What are you talking about? Blogne?
Speaker 1: But what you see I'm saying that a cheeny. It
Speaker 1: was clear that everybody in the family he was an
Speaker 1: infloyment except for Joe. It was a purist throwing up
Speaker 1: and it's amazing about being a made man. Only when
Speaker 1: he got there. You know that part of the lifestyle
Speaker 1: was being an infloyment and everybody was doing it but him.
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, I don't know, I'm not
Speaker 1: understood by everybody. You know, some of the songs different.
Speaker 1: It's not the same I think you're talking about. It's
Speaker 1: just not the same clear Italian, I know, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's like it feels like maybe it's a different generation.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's different part of Italy. Maybe it's part of definitely,
Speaker 1: he guys from I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you laughing so much? That sounds like a very a
Speaker 1: very tough particamentarian. You know what, I'm going to confer
Speaker 1: with my fellow Italian quin quin National and now we're
Speaker 1: going to going to discuss it. I think that is
Speaker 1: onto the fact that we are informers work. We've filtrated
Speaker 1: out of these Yes, thank you, thanks for a farm,
Speaker 1: and don't be a favorite cut, you're not, You're that's
Speaker 1: allowed one? And whisper what do you do? What? It's
Speaker 1: the way I speak? Is that what I was like
Speaker 1: when the when the guy got arrested. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: all over town, all over the papers everything, every guy
Speaker 1: that was doing interview. Uh, yeah, that's what it was
Speaker 1: A nice So that's what you do on your your comedian, comedian, actor, writer,
Speaker 1: teacher since the pandemic started doing some zoom character classes
Speaker 1: and stuff of everything that you do would gives your
Speaker 1: most satisfaction performing? Yes, yeah, right now we're kind of
Speaker 1: in a performing stale meat right. Do you do shows
Speaker 1: at friends? I've tried a few stand up shows and
Speaker 1: I they weren't fun to do. But I do like
Speaker 1: shooting videos, you know, and then posting them wherever, just
Speaker 1: to get some comedy out there. And you're currently on
Speaker 1: a show. You play a teacher. Yes, I play a
Speaker 1: drama teacher on the show Drama Club on Nickelodeon. I
Speaker 1: thought it was very funny. Can you tell us to
Speaker 1: do about it? Sure? It's um a show Nickelodeon called
Speaker 1: Drama Club about the middle school drama club and just
Speaker 1: you know that you got the jock, you got the
Speaker 1: influencer girl, you got the real drama rama kid. And
Speaker 1: they all just like a mismatch group of kids that
Speaker 1: are trying to put on a production of Minnesota the Musical,
Speaker 1: and it's just they get into hi Jrinks And it's
Speaker 1: created by Matti Whitby and Monica Share. Oh, it's like
Speaker 1: The Office. It's a mockumentary, but for like a middle school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they took it's like baking with well they talked to
Speaker 1: the confessionals. Yeah yeah yeah, uh pop watch like I've
Speaker 1: been to say by the Bell maybe that guy time
Speaker 1: out Zack. Yes, And you just talk to the audience
Speaker 1: and you feel like you was getting a window into
Speaker 1: his life. Yeah like that, I remember that. Were you
Speaker 1: in dramma but when you were younger? Yes, I was
Speaker 1: in all the My middle school was inside the high school,
Speaker 1: so in seventh grade I was in like the music Man,
Speaker 1: but I was always playing the townsperson. And then um,
Speaker 1: it wasn't until like senior year that I got Marcus
Speaker 1: likes and a funny thing having the way the form.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I was never given good roles. I
Speaker 1: was always extra. We actually have the your your production
Speaker 1: of the Music Man. Yeah, we have the audition for
Speaker 1: that and you play it. Yeah. Oh the Wells Fargo
Speaker 1: Wagon is coming down the street. Oh please let it
Speaker 1: be for me? Thank you? John. So um, you do
Speaker 1: this every time you wait around. You need to let us,
Speaker 1: you know, deliberate. Well, you know that's happened before, and
Speaker 1: and you're on every play you audition get. Yeah I
Speaker 1: think so yeah, I do have a quick note. I
Speaker 1: take great notes. Yeah, I love notes. I would love
Speaker 1: your feedback. Just a slight problem with your with your selection. Um,
Speaker 1: the audition was actually for the song we got in
Speaker 1: trouble my friends, right here, right here in River City City.
Speaker 1: I exactly did you not choose the time I wanted
Speaker 1: to like stand out, like I wanted to like go
Speaker 1: against the green. I wanted you know you we probably
Speaker 1: were getting sick of that song, right, shake your head, Yes,
Speaker 1: you're getting sick of that. We just part the part
Speaker 1: that you're auditioning for sings that song. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 1: why it's important for you to sing the song, because
Speaker 1: you'll be doing that in the place if we gave
Speaker 1: you the part. Do you understand now, Look, I appreciate
Speaker 1: your zealousness. That a word? Is that a word zealousness?
Speaker 1: A word zealousness z E A l O U n
Speaker 1: E s s zealousness. Well, can you look up zealousness?
Speaker 1: Please go zealous if the word indeed? All right, good,
Speaker 1: we got that settled. I don't want to punish you
Speaker 1: for really singing your heart out. So I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you the role of that bush. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say tree bush is more appropriate. Yeah, so you got
Speaker 1: the crouch. I didn't even know there was a bush
Speaker 1: in this script. Let me just find that we created
Speaker 1: the part just we couldn't let you go without having
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, I just I felt like you wanted
Speaker 1: what he said. Well, the Wells Fargo Wagon actually can.
Speaker 1: Actually we came up with an original song for the
Speaker 1: Bush goes like did you get yeah? Do you want
Speaker 1: to try that? Sure time? So the very front part
Speaker 1: that you start with, I don't need that. So you
Speaker 1: don't need that, don't need it. Just go right to
Speaker 1: the me me me me me you you you you you.
Speaker 1: You know, why don't we give him the role of
Speaker 1: Bush number two? Because that one doesn't have a mouth.
Speaker 1: Was your first part, that's your first part. Very you
Speaker 1: just kept through, do whatever you need to get. I
Speaker 1: wanted that Bush part, and you know I got it.
Speaker 1: Two questions to have first one after you probably the
Speaker 1: most successful actor out of your group of people that
Speaker 1: you into drama Drama club with. Right do you do you?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you like think? Like what those guys
Speaker 1: We're not giving me the parts that I want. I
Speaker 1: was on the biggest show on the earth, and I'm
Speaker 1: on another show. It's pretty great because I they do
Speaker 1: like that show. Actually, yeah, well, I kept in touch
Speaker 1: with my drama teacher who never gave me any of
Speaker 1: the parts. Mrs Hanchen. We used to call our hands
Speaker 1: on gin, you know, to get at her um. But
Speaker 1: I kind of just kept in touch with her over
Speaker 1: the years, and then when I was on SNL, I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, my mom reached out to her. She's like, Johnsontown,
Speaker 1: do you want him to speak to your drama club.
Speaker 1: So they had me come in and speak to the
Speaker 1: current drama club in my old high school. And then
Speaker 1: nobody knew about the show I was on. And then
Speaker 1: nobody knew any of the celebrities I brought up, and
Speaker 1: nobody was interested, and it was a big I feel
Speaker 1: like failure. They didn't care what nobody knew. What nobody knew,
Speaker 1: what SLA We just watch the tape. Yeah, I brought
Speaker 1: the tape class. I am proud to Please don't call
Speaker 1: me miss hands on chin. Guys, be nice. I am proud.
Speaker 1: I thought that if I proactively he said it and
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it? All right, who's doing who? I'm just okay,
Speaker 1: let's get through it. I'm proudly. I'm proud to welcome
Speaker 1: former student John millhis Am I pronouncing that correctly? Yes? John? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Robert down No, John Millheiser, Joe iron Man or were
Speaker 1: you in? Oh no, I was not an iron Man.
Speaker 1: You're thinking tell them what you're doing now, America? No, no, no, No,
Speaker 1: I am not in those that Marvel movie. No, I'm
Speaker 1: on a fun show called Saturday Night Live. Come on,
Speaker 1: Oh when is it on? It's on Saturdays in the mornings. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no at night. And you know I could have gotten there,
Speaker 1: you know, if it wasn't for miss hands on hands
Speaker 1: almost did it all? Do this thing? I hate? I
Speaker 1: hate it with you. I have a question, Yes, Garrett,
Speaker 1: have you ever met Robert Downey Jr? Are you asking
Speaker 1: me or you asking him him? Oh? Well, you said
Speaker 1: you had a question. You were looking at me. I
Speaker 1: call on you, I know, but I had I had
Speaker 1: a question for him. Oh have you member Robert down
Speaker 1: his junior Garrett wasn't Garrett? No, I haven't, but I
Speaker 1: I can't imagine him hosting at some point. Who do
Speaker 1: you play sports? Garrett? Stop disrupting? No, I don't play sports.
Speaker 1: Any questions about sketch comedy? Is that where you do
Speaker 1: like a dance with the song and then and then
Speaker 1: you make everybody else and everybody else do the same.
Speaker 1: It's like an improv exercise. Any other questions for John? Please?
Speaker 1: Not a lot of kids in a your drama club anymore,
Speaker 1: Miss Hanston, some like you kind of called me miss
Speaker 1: hands on shin again. I thought you know I would
Speaker 1: never you just kind of breathe through it and you
Speaker 1: thought I wouldn't catch it. But it is okay, you're sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm volunteering to be here, so let's not get into
Speaker 1: it a little. Okay, how we won't, don't do it? Garrett,
Speaker 1: what do you want to be when you grew up?
Speaker 1: I want to have a lot of money, and then
Speaker 1: I want to be able to invest in technology, and
Speaker 1: then I want to build a suit made of metal.
Speaker 1: I'd care you're cut off. I have a question, and
Speaker 1: I want to quit. I want to be able to
Speaker 1: fly when I want to shoot beams of stuff out
Speaker 1: of my hands in my chest. It's a big fan
Speaker 1: of Iron Man, Iron a Man. I have a question, John,
Speaker 1: I have a question. What was then able to show
Speaker 1: your on account? Wasn't what you thought it would be? No,
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to ask for autographs or photos.
Speaker 1: They didn't. They interesting life. Do you have any fun
Speaker 1: memories of Yeah, there's lots of fun memories. I remember
Speaker 1: I did a sketch with Lady Gaga, and right before
Speaker 1: our sketch, right before the camera went live, I leaned
Speaker 1: over to her and I was like, I'm a little
Speaker 1: month her and She's like, I had no idea, and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I didn't want to like seem
Speaker 1: like a super fan. But that's like one of many
Speaker 1: things after that. Did she demond with? I thought, so, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she still remembers me. I hope. So are
Speaker 1: there any guests the hosts that were taller than you
Speaker 1: realized when you sat in person, taller than me than
Speaker 1: you realize you'd realized, Charlie, they're on she still? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I met Jeff Goldblum once. He was very tall, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tim Robbin, Tim Robinson, Tim Robbins, uh, Susan Surrandon's X. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: very tall, he seems tall. I met Shaquille O'Neil once.
Speaker 1: He's pretty tall, is he? You know? Also? You know
Speaker 1: to getting Sean Bradley. I met him once. He's a
Speaker 1: tall guy. I met him one time. He's taller than
Speaker 1: you would think these people who professionally tall. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if you cut that professionally tall. Yes, being
Speaker 1: tall is not a job. Yes it is. Are you
Speaker 1: talking about all right? Leap out leap? What out? Ari is?
Speaker 1: Anything you want to talk about something you're working on
Speaker 1: now that you want to leg pump do this. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to learn new craze plump. I'll try to pump something.
Speaker 1: I just I did pump. Plump works too, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: plump has a Drama Club and I just remembered my
Speaker 1: first question and then stop asking. You know, we want
Speaker 1: to move move on and stuff. Uh, he's getting very impatient. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to both of you guys. Uh. In the
Speaker 1: show Drama Club and you were in Drama Club when
Speaker 1: you were younger? Do you feel that there's some parallels
Speaker 1: between the character tropes if you will, you feel like
Speaker 1: because obviously the new version of the class the show
Speaker 1: has like a influencer. You know that clearly what didn't
Speaker 1: exist when we were young. I think cross generations. I
Speaker 1: think Drama Club has always remained like the same, the
Speaker 1: same heart and soul as it always has been. Like
Speaker 1: you go into the auditor are hum and you kind
Speaker 1: of like disappear from the rest of the school, right,
Speaker 1: and Uh, it's still yeah, just the fun to play
Speaker 1: and get weird with other artsy fartsy people who can't
Speaker 1: play sports, all right, jem Elisia thank you so much
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Speaker 1: What happened to your voice? Alright? Sorry, I'm so late
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Speaker 1: So here we go. Take two. We have the studio
Speaker 1: for twenty more seconds. Good boy changing his career choice
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Speaker 1: now he thought he was gonna be here was overactive,
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Speaker 1: especially his contributor John min I do and you know
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