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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I don't think there's a person

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Speaker 1: on the planet that doesn't like who's on the phone

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret right now? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. Then it's not the rock. Nope, it's not

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Speaker 1: the text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. We

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Speaker 1: always keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: You're free to say whatever. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is Panda Express Orange Chicken delicious? Right, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I told you I don't know one person who's ever

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Speaker 1: said that they don't like that. Hello, orange Chicken. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm delicious as always. That's you got a pretty good nickname.

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Speaker 1: You know. We always have to try to make up things,

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Speaker 1: and it's usually off the top of the head, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes people don't get the best nickname. But orange Chicken

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Speaker 1: is a really good one. You know. The great thing

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Speaker 1: about Panda Expresses too, they don't get enough like praise

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Speaker 1: for their pultion size. It's so big, it is, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's like nine dollars for a three on tray plate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's three on. I can feed me and my two kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this dirty little secret brought to you by and that

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Speaker 1: was definitely not an AD, but it sounded like when

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Speaker 1: and also all corrected is delicious. So you have I

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Speaker 1: just kicked something under my thing, So you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret to tell us? All right, what do

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Speaker 1: you want to tell us? Okay, so I've actually been

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Speaker 1: obsessed with a deer. I don't know what's going on

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Speaker 1: over You're gonna have to start over in just a second,

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Speaker 1: because yeah, you've heard a bunch of banging. I don't

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Speaker 1: I just kicked something under the um control board here

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Speaker 1: and then it fell and then I kicked it back

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Speaker 1: again and then something else slam. So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We might go off the air. Soond Okay, you said

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Speaker 1: something about deers. Yes, I've been obsessed with a deer,

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Speaker 1: like the animal like Babby. I've been obsessed with deers

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Speaker 1: since I was a little kid. And yeah, like I

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Speaker 1: would you know some kids would I honestly played dog

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Speaker 1: or whatever. I would play dear on all fours. And

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Speaker 1: I mean I've watched Babby. I don't know more than

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Speaker 1: after time. I was gonna say, baby's got to be

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Speaker 1: your thing then, like your bible. And actually I must

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Speaker 1: confessed that when I was a kid, I would go

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Speaker 1: over to my neighbor's yard and eat the pansies over yards.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what is that? Yeah? What does that mean? So? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it takes to like dear eat panties. So they're like

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Speaker 1: the flower. So you were eating your neighbor's flowers? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Yeah, and tell I would. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: kind of like the purgeon. But I was like playing

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Speaker 1: the part, you know, I would say that like seven

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Speaker 1: years old. Oh okay, when did it stop? I don't.

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Speaker 1: It still hasn't. You're still going over there and eating

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Speaker 1: the pansies. Santasy, I mean, honestly think Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: for four years of eating flowers, probably not great for

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Speaker 1: the digestive system. Yeah, it's pretty awkward if you get caught,

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Speaker 1: like after you've entered puberty eating flowers from your neighbors. Long,

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Speaker 1: that's a little too old, I think, Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: loved them. I have like a collection of time. I

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Speaker 1: have like a little shrine of like all bammiris and okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so your dirty little secret isn't necessarily that you love

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Speaker 1: dear because you everybody that knows you probably knows how

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Speaker 1: much you love dear. Yeah okay, but the secret is

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Speaker 1: that you used to eat your neighbors flowers and pretend

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Speaker 1: you were a dear. I can kind of relate. I

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Speaker 1: was obsessed with well wolves when I was younger, and

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Speaker 1: I actually like prayed to the devil to make me

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Speaker 1: one for quite a while. Oh wow, that was a

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Speaker 1: bad time in my past. Did it work? No? Still

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Speaker 1: still here, still just a human. Oh well, you know,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the club together. Yeah, sure you could be.

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Speaker 1: Well it was, but be a deer? How many times

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Speaker 1: have you been a deer for Halloween? Almost every single Halloween?

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Speaker 1: That's the same costume. Well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. And I mean, why not, you know,

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Speaker 1: recapture some of your older days of your youth. Next

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Speaker 1: time you see some pansies, just jump out of the

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Speaker 1: car or wherever you're at and just be a deer

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Speaker 1: for a little while and eat those pansies. I sure, Well,

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Speaker 1: all right, what's your dirty little secret?