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Speaker 1: Then Jebels show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Have

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret text in four one to six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything. Why does my mouth's on all spiddly because

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Speaker 1: I was eating right before I started talking. I said,

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Speaker 1: I've done that. It's not a good thing to do

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Speaker 1: when you talk into a microphone for a living. Actually opposite, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you think it's good. If there's anybody out there wanting

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Speaker 1: to get into the broadcast world. Kids out there, children

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Speaker 1: dreaming of doing something like this one day. First rule, eating, coughing, burping,

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Speaker 1: all directly into the microphone while the microphone is on

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Speaker 1: and you're supposed to be doing something else. That's the

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Speaker 1: way I've done it, and I've been I've done okay,

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Speaker 1: so I've done successfully well, not too bad. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: key to my success is that it's type your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret text in for one of six one. If

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little screet you can tell us anything,

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Speaker 1: literally whatever you want, because nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: Nobody even asks what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: who calls in it's a fake, anonymous nickname. And I'll

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Speaker 1: say a word then Alex will say a word. The

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Speaker 1: nings I'll say a word, and that'll be the name

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Speaker 1: of the caller on the phone, says, we don't know

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Speaker 1: their actual name. So on the phone right now to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dir A little secret is trail mix

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Speaker 1: till light potato. You've always do potato. You say potato.

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Speaker 1: I said it twice, most said twice. Um, Hey, we're

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Speaker 1: doing this again. Okayry can never say potato again. I'm

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Speaker 1: not very good at improv. You played an improv game

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Speaker 1: where the answer was always potato, though you would kill it. Potato.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, right now, all here we go on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dir a

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Speaker 1: little secret. Potato flak jack. Hold on, he said potato.

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Speaker 1: He took my I was gonna say it again. Hold on, leaf.

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Speaker 1: There we go, potato potato leaf. Ohto leaf. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's let's just gettes on the phone. Hey on the phone, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you all right? Hello? Yeah, there's nothing, Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're still there. Hey you have a dirty little secret. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's busy. Now she's grocery shopping. What are you doing well?

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Speaker 1: Doing your potatoes? I think she's making a fact made

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Speaker 1: her turning on because or turning off my car. Your

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Speaker 1: car sounds like a fax machine. Turn on the AC

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh that's all right, you drive herround on

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Speaker 1: a fax machine. All right, Well, let's get to it quickly, quickly, kid, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is your Oh my dirty little secret is that,

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Speaker 1: um my sister's birthday part is this weekend and I'm

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Speaker 1: inviting for the first time again. You're doing it again.

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Speaker 1: Your sister's birthday? What it was? Thursday? Thursday? Thursday, Thursday,

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Speaker 1: her first day, her first day of what school? The

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Speaker 1: first day of Thursday. It's it's her birthday. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: want you to say so, yeah, okay, okay, continue. You're

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Speaker 1: happened this big family birthday party. And I figured there's

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Speaker 1: no way I can get out of introducing my boyfriend

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Speaker 1: at this point because we've been together for so long

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Speaker 1: and I've avoided it. Right, Oh, why don't you want

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Speaker 1: to introduce into your family because it's our family. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you're right. I mean that's the main reason

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret has to do with it too. Oh

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Speaker 1: so I told my family and my friends that my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend does DoorDash, which doesn't lie. I mean, he does

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Speaker 1: door dash on the weekends, but they think that that's

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Speaker 1: his only employment currently on what does he do? He's

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Speaker 1: a stripper. The way you said that your boyfriend is

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Speaker 1: a stripper kind of like door dash. Yeah, and I'm

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Speaker 1: cool with it. My family's usually really open and cool

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Speaker 1: with stuff like that. But it's just one of those

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Speaker 1: topics I've never been approached in my family and so

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how that would go. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I couldn't have imagined having a boyfriend who's a stripper.

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Speaker 1: You could just double down, maybe he could strip at

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Speaker 1: the birthday policy saying yeah, that's a perfect way. That's

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Speaker 1: my thought, perfect way to introduce the two things. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's like, hey, here's my boyfriend. Also my boyfriend. He's

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Speaker 1: not a bullie officer in the movie, he's not a doordasher.

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Speaker 1: I think my sister would actually like that too, So

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Speaker 1: I made yea. You might get a bow up and

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Speaker 1: they won't know that's my boyfriend at first. He'll just

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Speaker 1: be the stripper and they'll enjoy the show. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, that's amazing that would be for your boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Probably so awkward to be stripping for your family at

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Speaker 1: your sister's birthday. You should do it. I think I

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Speaker 1: will all right. Well, thank you for telling you to

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Speaker 1: your little secret. Thank you. The Jebel Show on demand