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Speaker 1: Jewbles. Dirty little secret? Hey, what's up? You have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I do?

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Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 2: So? I was asked to cat sit for a guy

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Speaker 2: friend of mine.

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Speaker 1: This is a while ago.

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Speaker 2: And while I was doing that for about a week and.

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Speaker 1: He was out of.

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Speaker 2: Town, I obviously snooped around his apartment and the information

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Speaker 2: that I found I later used to.

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Speaker 1: Nab him as my husband. Okay, how did that work?

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Speaker 1: Had a real mission accomplished?

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Speaker 2: You know, I mean we're still married, so it definitely works.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's good to get to do your

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Speaker 3: research to get what you want exactly.

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Speaker 2: That's how I looked at it. And you know, I've

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Speaker 2: never told him, obviously, I don't know that I will,

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Speaker 2: but he still thinks to this day that we have

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Speaker 2: a lot of things in common.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for your dirty little secret. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys.

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Speaker 3: Have a good one you too. But hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 3: what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I have a dirty little secret. So I'm in the

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Speaker 2: process of getting a divorce, and I empower myself by

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Speaker 2: doing these little things like peeing in my soon to

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Speaker 2: be ex husband peloton shoes. What he makes a smoothie

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Speaker 2: every morning with zucchini, and a couple of times I've

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Speaker 2: like rubbed it on my butt.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: There was an incident with his toothbrush that we probably

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Speaker 2: shouldn't mentioned on air.

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Speaker 1: Incident. Wow.

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Speaker 3: So basically you're peeing and rubbing his stuff all over you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I did scrub the dog bowl with his hair brush.

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Speaker 3: Also, Oh, dear, are you guys are still living together?

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Speaker 3: While are you getting divorced?

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Speaker 2: We are getting divorced because I found in his email

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Speaker 2: a folder of nudes from a coworker.

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh oh you're still living together though that was

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Speaker 3: the question.

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Speaker 2: I'm not leaving this house or I'm getting this house,

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Speaker 2: or I'm getting.

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Speaker 1: Half of it.

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Speaker 3: I think this is just proof that if you're going

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Speaker 3: through a divorce, you should probably separate. You're peed on

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Speaker 3: and rubbed it on things.

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Speaker 1: At this point, it's making her mental feel way better.

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Speaker 1: I'd be pretty upset about that folder too, you kidding? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for letting me share my dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Of course, have a good one.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?