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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty, and I said, no, guests, your presences

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Speaker 1: how do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gift sign Bridgard Wineger. Here

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Speaker 2: we are at the beginning of the podcast. I'm coming

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Speaker 2: in with a new energy that I don't like. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what I'm doing with my voice right now

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Speaker 2: or how I'm communicating with you, the listener, and I apologize.

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Speaker 2: So I think this is just a result of waking

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Speaker 2: up twenty minutes earlier than usual today, which has thrown

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Speaker 2: off my rhythm entirely. I've tried napping twice. The caffeine

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Speaker 2: I've had a third of a granola bar. Please bear

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Speaker 2: with me. I'm glad you're here. I hope you're not

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Speaker 2: involved in any illegal activity or committing a crime. But

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Speaker 2: if you are, I hope this podcast is you know,

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Speaker 2: keeping you keeping your cool and allowing you to commit

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Speaker 2: the crime in a way that you won't be caught

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Speaker 2: and you'll be able to get whatever you need. Okay,

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Speaker 2: here we are. It's the beginning of the podcast. As

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Speaker 2: I said before, so we should introduce the guest. I

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Speaker 2: love the guest. I think the guest is so funny,

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Speaker 2: and you're going to love the guest. It's Chris Garcia.

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Speaker 3: Chris.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts, Bridgie.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for having me. I for one, love this energy.

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Speaker 4: He's kind of like an air from the twenties or something.

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Speaker 4: It sounds very like your friends the Great Gats It's

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Speaker 4: a nice energy and I think you wear you wear

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Speaker 4: it well. You wear it quite well. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so happy to have you. And yeah, I

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Speaker 2: I I usually wake up about seven o'clock, and today

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Speaker 2: had the way the effect it's had on my entire personality,

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Speaker 2: just the way I've operated throughout the day. It's been

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Speaker 2: who's you seem like you're in a in a better

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Speaker 3: have you been doing with your day?

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Speaker 4: Well, jeez, I woke up. Let's see, I woke up

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Speaker 4: The competition I got an extra forty minutes. You know,

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Speaker 4: So I have that type of of I feel like

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Speaker 4: it's kind of changed my energy today to five extra

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Speaker 4: And then you know, just wrote and hung out, have

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Speaker 2: This sounds like a lovely day. And we've got two

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Speaker 3: It's been What was I thinking you were going? Would

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Speaker 4: No. What what a little piece of garbage this kid

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Speaker 3: And that's what we got. Really, it was.

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Speaker 2: But again could be a full lie. It's impossible to say.

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Speaker 4: Don't know, but we have nursed her back to health

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Speaker 2: And so now I currently have this little adorable, let's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it has nothing to do with my child. I

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Speaker 4: It has nothing to do with my baby daughter or

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Speaker 4: But I was like, for Bridger, this would be a

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful bag. I mean, it is a perfect

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Speaker 3: I'm going to reach in.

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Speaker 2: There's okay, Now within the bag there's another bag, a

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Speaker 3: And I'm going to reach into this.

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Speaker 2: Point of that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to that crunch. Okay, Now I'm going to

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Speaker 2: reach in even porter Bay and what okay, I've opened

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00:21:54,440 --> 00:22:00,880
Speaker 2: It's a bottle of Augustine Reyes Royal Violets baby cologne.

443
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 2: It's a purple bottle of a liquid that is apparently

444
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 2: a cologne for baby. Yes, Chris, what's what's happening here?

445
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 4: Well, this was a gift for my baby from my mother,

446
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 4: which is a Augustune is a type of just very

447
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 4: traditional Cuban baby cologne, which if you ever wonder what

448
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 4: culture will raise someone into becoming pit pull one day,

449
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 4: you might want to you maybe it's because he's been

450
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 4: wearing cologne since a baby. But I am certainly not

451
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 4: putting this on our baby, and so I thought I

452
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 4: would maybe just give it to you and see if

453
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 4: maybe you would have a stab at it or what

454
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 4: you what you really think about this baby cologne?

455
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 2: I want to smell this. Oh that's I mean, that's

456
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 2: absolutely a cologne. It does smell like I mean, it's

457
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,959
Speaker 2: not like you would you would put this on an

458
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 2: adult man. This is like if you smell the baby

459
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 2: that smelled like this, you would think that they were

460
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 2: a jiggalow or something.

461
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a man out on the prowl.

462
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 4: And my mother wants to put that on our one

463
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 4: year old daughter.

464
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 3: Which apparently I wore it.

465
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 4: And then my nieces and nephews who are older now,

466
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 4: who are my mom's other grandkids, We've all worn this

467
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 4: Cuban baby cologne.

468
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: So is there just one type of baby cologne.

469
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 3: There's a couple of competitors.

470
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 4: They don't have the total market cornered, but this is

471
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 4: probably the most popular. I would say it's the Drakar

472
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 4: Noir of.

473
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 3: The baby cologne market.

474
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it really has a really strong smell.

475
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:53,199
Speaker 3: I thought it would smell more like violets or something.

476
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 4: It smells more like maybe like one of those massage

477
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 4: chairs in a car wash show. It really smells like Wow,

478
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 4: this is smells like a little bit like DJ Caller

479
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 4: or someone real like Machismo. I noticed this before. I

480
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 4: wanted to take a good look at it before I

481
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 4: gave it to you. But if you take a look

482
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 4: on the back, there's it says a couple of things.

483
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So it says enjoy the clean, mild and

484
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 2: long lasting fragrance of Royal violets celebrating more than eighty

485
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 2: five years it is. It is truly a modern classic.

486
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 2: And then keep out of reach of small children, which

487
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 2: I feel like goes against everything this product is. Avoid

488
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 2: contact with the eyes external use only flammable until dry.

489
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 2: Which is a rough thing to hear about. Some of

490
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: your spraying on your baby. Hopefully your baby is not

491
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 2: smoking when you're spraying them.

492
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 4: If you put that on your kid, your your probably

493
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 4: actively smoking yourself.

494
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: It was not a great you know, it's like, oh, wow,

495
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 2: so your mom would put this on you as a baby.

496
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently I would wear it as a baby. She

497
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 4: had given it away as gifts before I was in

498
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 4: I was in first grade and I went to this

499
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 4: boy's birthday party. And you know, my parents, I love them,

500
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 4: They're amazing. But as immigrants, they don't really always know

501
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 4: the culture, the rules or stuff like that. So I

502
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 4: go to my classmate, his name is Marwan Muaalam. We

503
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 4: go to his birthday party, which is at like a

504
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 4: McDonald's playground.

505
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 3: Type of thing, right right, and Marjan's opening.

506
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 4: His gifts and you know, there's like g I Joe's

507
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 4: and Transformers and then finally fucking Royal violence for my mom.

508
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 6: And it was like I remember being They're like, oh, thanks, yeah,

509
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 6: cool purple cologne for first six year old boy.

510
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 4: It's just kind of crazy, like I don't know I

511
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 4: would get.

512
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 3: Him it's smelled good or something. But like, the thing

513
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 3: is is.

514
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: That babies already smell good, Like babies like naturally nice

515
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 4: smelling creatures.

516
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like.

517
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 4: An actual evolutionary adaptation that babies smell good, So we

518
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 4: want to keep them around and protect them.

519
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 3: And my mom's like.

520
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 4: Fuck that, I want this baby to smell like, you know, yeah,

521
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 4: like DJ Kaled on the prow, like this baby's trying

522
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 4: to attract people at the club or a baby.

523
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get this baby why, which is just ridiculous.

524
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 4: And do you have siblings? Yeah, I have an older

525
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 4: sibling she's twelve years older, and I don't think you know,

526
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 4: she grew up in Cuba for the first couple of

527
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 4: years of her life, so I think she kind of

528
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 4: missed the royal violet's face. I think royal violets is

529
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 4: actually like a Miami Cuban invention.

530
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 3: I'd have to check on that, but it just feels Miami, right.

531
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 3: It does feel very deeply Miami thing.

532
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, a deeply v neck Miami type of thing is

533
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 4: to have this type.

534
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 3: And but that's just kind of how I think.

535
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 4: My mom is very like, you should have to put

536
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 4: you should Sonny's her name.

537
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 3: She doesn't really have any hair up top.

538
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 4: She has like long blonde hair in the back, and

539
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 4: so she is mistaken for a boil all the time.

540
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 4: And I don't care, but it makes a big it's

541
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 4: a big deal to my mom. She's like, you should

542
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 4: put a bow in her hair. People have to know

543
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 4: she's a girl. When we came home from the hospital,

544
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 4: her first question was like, where's her ear rings?

545
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 3: And I'm like what. She's like, they will do it

546
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 3: in the hospital and I'm like, what, that's truth. They

547
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: will are, like, we.

548
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 4: Have a pediatrician and she she has like a whole

549
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 4: display case of like different colored studs that.

550
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 3: You can put a bit in a baby's ear.

551
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 4: And then my Clare's hospital it's a Saint Clair's, you.

552
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 3: Know, Saint Claire's, and uh she uh, I don't know.

553
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 4: She was like, I can get a lady to come

554
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 4: to the house and I am certainly not doing that, mom,

555
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 4: And then it's just I think.

556
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 3: I don't know.

557
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 4: I don't think it's very respectful for the child. I

558
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 4: think they should probably determine that's a choice that she

559
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 4: should make for herself when she wants.

560
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 3: To get her ears pierced.

561
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 4: And it's like, you know, and then yeah, because she's

562
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 4: bald on top and has a big, long, flowing bald mullet,

563
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 4: she would just look like hule kogd or like the

564
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 4: Tiger Cake or something like. She would look like some

565
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 4: sort of like hillbilly minor.

566
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 3: League picture or something, you know. And the I'm like,

567
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 3: I uh, yeah, I don't know. I just think she's

568
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 3: okay how she is.

569
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 4: And my mom pastors me NonStop about that, like she'll

570
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 4: text me about it and so oh, and then she

571
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 4: also like bugged us about the baby clone and my

572
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 4: wife being a nice Midwestern girl who's like all and

573
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 4: she's also very into like all natural stuff, and she's like,

574
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 4: we are absolutely not putting this on our baby. And

575
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, but we have to, like, we have to

576
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 4: put this on our baby. Like I'll spray her from

577
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 4: far away. We just won't light any candles or smoke anything, like,

578
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 4: we'll just keep her.

579
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 3: We'll just hope that she doesn't.

580
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 4: Combust and will lightly miss the baby from far away,

581
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 4: so that my mom it's worth it to do that

582
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 4: so we don't hear the wrath of my mom. And

583
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 4: so we did it. And then my mom didn't even

584
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 4: notice and she hasn't even asked. Rude, I know, so rude.

585
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you could just spray all the

586
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 2: baby clothes and then move on and then you know,

587
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: give it to me. But now, yeah, I mean, I'm

588
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 2: actually very much on your mom's side here. I love

589
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: a baby with ear rings. It gives them an eye

590
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: professional look. It looks like they're ready for the workplace.

591
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 2: A baby with Pierce deeers and Dowson cologne. I can't

592
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 2: think of anything better. What a jolt to the senses.

593
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: But you do, you it's not my baby.

594
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 3: That's so funny.

595
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 4: She's ready to lead a TEDx conference. She is here

596
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 4: and she means business.

597
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 3: She is at the Holiday Inn. She is on this

598
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 3: business rip.

599
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: She's expensing dinner. Okay, are you a cologne wearer yourself?

600
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: No? No, not at all. Did I go?

601
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 4: Did I ever go through a phase even in like

602
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 4: you know when you're like right after college and you're

603
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 4: kind of an idiot, Like I remember like I would

604
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 4: order like a Sapphire Tonics or something. I don't know,

605
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 4: like when you're like I'm a I'm an independent post

606
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 4: college prison. No, but I don't think i've ever I've

607
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 4: never owned cologne. I've had it gifted to me, but

608
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 4: I've never warn it good.

609
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 3: And you grew up in LA Is that true?

610
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

611
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 3: I grew up here in Los Angeles.

612
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 2: Okay, what I love Cuban food, but I don't understand

613
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: where to get it in Los Angeles? Is it even possible?

614
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 4: There's a really great place in Silver Lake called.

615
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 2: Oh I've been to. I do love that place, and.

616
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: That place is great.

617
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 4: They you know, silver Lake and Echo Park used to

618
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 4: be very there, used to be a lot of Cubans

619
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 4: in the neighborhood. And this restaurant's been there forever and

620
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 4: it's recently recently been like handed down to the kids

621
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 4: of the owners, and they've just done a really great job.

622
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 4: And I think they recently bought Cafe Tropic Call as well,

623
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 4: which is Lake Yeah, and they make really great coffee

624
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 4: and pastries and stuff.

625
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: But I just really love that place.

626
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 4: There's a place in North Rodondo Beach where I used

627
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 4: to work, like when I was home from college in

628
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 4: the summers called Havana Main Yeah, which is I think

629
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 4: it was like a former cook at Versailles or something,

630
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 4: which is like the famous Cuban place.

631
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 3: And there's one on Pico.

632
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 4: He started his own place with his son, and that's

633
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 4: Havana Mania, which is it's pretty good. It's legit and

634
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 4: just really good roast pork, banana, you know, fried bananas, beans,

635
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 4: all that stuff. Really good fried oxtail if you're in

636
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 4: the that oh, I love auxtale, delicious, awesome.

637
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

638
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: I went to Miami for the first time a few

639
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 2: years ago and my only goal was.

640
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 3: To eat Cuban food.

641
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 2: And because it was the most bizarre trip I possibly

642
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: could have ever imagined going on, I did not get

643
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: to eat any Cuban food until I was. I made

644
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 2: the desperate move to have it at the airport, and

645
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 2: it was devastating.

646
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 3: Oh did you go?

647
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 4: I guess I must have been Versailles or something that

648
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 4: have a place at the effort.

649
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 3: Was it any good? Was it terrible? It was awful?

650
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah, and it felt like my one big chance.

651
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 3: So I don't know, you know, Cuban food.

652
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 4: In Miami is probaly better than it is in Cuba

653
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 4: because the access to ingredients and spices and stuff.

654
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 3: But I just I'm not.

655
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 4: A Miami person like my dad is such like he's

656
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 4: not flashy, like he's not an ear rings, jewelry, cologne guy.

657
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 4: My dad didn't even consider moving to Miami, and he

658
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 4: said he was like, I don't like Miami because I

659
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 4: like books. Like I really thought it was like not classy,

660
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 4: And I don't know, Miami's fine. Miami Cubans will get

661
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 4: mad at me for me not liking it, but it's

662
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 4: just I don't know, it's kind of hokey, Like it's

663
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 4: kind of corny. Like the beach is nice, but it's

664
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 4: a lot it's a lot of white linen.

665
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a lot of you know, it's too much

666
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 3: for me.

667
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: Have you your parents came to the US decades ago

668
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 2: from Cuba?

669
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, they came in the like mid seventies. Okay,

670
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 3: and have you ever been to Cuba? Yeah?

671
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 4: I went for my parents. You know, they left and

672
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 4: they never went back until recently. But like my parents

673
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 4: were like, we're never going back. We never want you

674
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 4: to go. And then I convinced my mom. I was like,

675
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 4: I want to go in my honeymoon where you went

676
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 4: on your honeymoon, and she was like fine, So I

677
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 4: went and it was incredible when yeah, in twenty sixteen,

678
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 4: and I got to meet family that I'd never met before.

679
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 4: I got to you know, I got to see the

680
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 4: actual like all my family still lives in the same

681
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 4: place that they lived where my parents left, so I

682
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 4: got to see their house.

683
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 3: I got to meet cousins.

684
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 4: I got to find out that my mom has told

685
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 4: my family that I'm a journalist and not a comedian,

686
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 4: which really hurt my feelings.

687
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 3: Of course, I'm like what.

688
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, your mom says you're a journalist, and

689
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 4: I'm like what, No, I didn't even ever even consider this.

690
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 3: And then I was like, mom, you we told our

691
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 3: family that then I'm a community. She's like being a comedy.

692
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 4: It's kind of trashy, like it's kind of like a

693
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 4: low class thing in Latin culture. And I was like Jesus,

694
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 4: I like, help pay your bills, you know, with like

695
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 4: comedy yet so insulting. It's so insulting. I just you know,

696
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 4: it was. It was so amazing. It's just an incredible

697
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 4: I don't have you ever been there?

698
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: No, I would love to go.

699
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 2: I'm sure it would be an incredible experience. Is it

700
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 2: is it difficult to get there or is it now

701
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 2: pretty easy?

702
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: Well?

703
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 3: It changes all the time.

704
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 4: And I think Trump made it hard to go there again,

705
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 4: and I think it might be easier to go there again.

706
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 4: All the rules of Cuba always the change, like all

707
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 4: the time. But I went in like twenty fifteen when

708
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 4: it was kind of easy. It was like the easiest

709
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 4: to go. Like I went to Cuba the week before

710
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 4: Obama went to Cuba, and it was so funny because

711
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 4: it was like watching a whole country clean up the

712
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 4: house for Thanksgiving.

713
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: Like it was like everyone was like cleaning.

714
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 4: Stuff, like stuff that had been like broken down for years.

715
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: They were like my aunt lives behind the baseball stadium.

716
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 4: Like in the alley behind the baseball stadium, there's like

717
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 4: two hundred Cubans painting a blue at the same time.

718
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 4: Like they were like, we gotta do this before the

719
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 4: rolling Stones and Obama comes.

720
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: And like I relate to all of those people. Yeah.

721
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, my cousin kept not saying yea Obama because they

722
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 4: were like fixing the roads. They were like fixing all

723
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 4: this stuff just to like, you know, make it appear

724
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 4: like things were better than they actually were. But it's

725
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 4: a really I've traveled a lot in my life and

726
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 4: I've just it's one of those places that it's unlike

727
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 4: any other place. It's it's you know, it's just it's

728
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 4: of course it is because there's a you know, there's

729
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 4: an embargo, and there's all these circumstances that make it.

730
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 4: With the embargo, they can't really get new supply and

731
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 4: new stuff there all the time. So they're driving cars

732
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 4: from the fifties.

733
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 2: That part of it's so fascinating. Just like all of

734
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: the cars are like brand new fifties cars, right, I mean,

735
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 2: like they were very well kept.

736
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 3: There's very well.

737
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 4: Kept and like my cousins restored this, like he has

738
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 4: an orange, like this beautiful orange.

739
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: I think it's like a Ford fair Lane or something.

740
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 3: And I'm like wow, and he's like this color.

741
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 4: He's like, I traded some stuff with the guy who

742
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 4: paints the fire trucks, and I gave this guy a

743
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 4: couch who paints the school buses yellow, and so I

744
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 4: made this orange color.

745
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: And he like opened the hood and he's like.

746
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 4: This is all held together by a bedframe. There's a

747
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 4: telephone wire that he was using like all this stuff,

748
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 4: and it's like pure incredible ingenuity. Like it is like

749
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 4: just they're so creative, and you know, it's it's really

750
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 4: heartbreaking because at the same time, my cousins they had

751
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 4: like a shower curtain and the rod was cut together

752
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 4: hula hoops like I that was cutting, like stuffed and

753
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 4: straightened and stuff, and that type of thing is heartbreaking

754
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 4: and at the same time it's genius and so just

755
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 4: making do with what they have and we help them

756
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 4: as much as we can from here and stuff. But

757
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 4: it's just like an incredible culture and very incredible people.

758
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 4: And I was like, dude, I was like, this car

759
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 4: is amazing and I never thought of this. And my

760
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 4: uncle and my cousin was like, fuck off, we had this.

761
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 3: We've had the same car for sixty years.

762
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 4: Like, no one wants to drive one of these fucked up,

763
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 4: stupid old cars that are maguiver together. While like American

764
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 4: tourists going to like it's a novel, yeah, and they're like, yeah,

765
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 4: it's fun for you. You get to go home, asshole.

766
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 4: We have to. We have to keep this car going

767
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,240
Speaker 4: with like a dream and some duct tape.

768
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 3: But it's a really cool place.

769
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 4: It's very complicated, and it's I was lucky enough to

770
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 4: go there and not get you know, when you're it's

771
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 4: a very different situation, and I got to go and

772
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 4: see family and kind of get the real low down

773
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 4: and and it just gave me so much pride to

774
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 4: be I've always been proud to be Cuban, but to

775
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 4: like just the sheer grit and determination of these people

776
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 4: in my family. On my dad's side, there's kind of

777
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,919
Speaker 4: like these Cuban Royal ten and bombs kind of where

778
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 4: they're all like there's like these two virtuoso violin players

779
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 4: and there's two doctors, and they've always I don't come

780
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 4: from like a rich Cuban family like some people that

781
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 4: left before the revolution. I come from like a very

782
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 4: poor Cuban family and you know, my dad was homeless

783
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 4: as a kid and all this stuff, and they're just.

784
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 3: Like these really bright, creative people.

785
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 4: It was probably, you know, probably the coolest experience of

786
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 4: my life to go to Cuba. And then I went

787
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 4: back a couple of years later with my mom and

788
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 4: that was awesome to see my mom go back to

789
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 4: the old neighborhood and still have her same like Don

790
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 4: Rickles type attitude.

791
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 3: She'd be like, hey, there's the family. Lady, Hey, family,

792
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 3: he remember me.

793
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 4: And I'm like, Mom, you haven't been here over forty

794
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 4: years and you're making fun of this woman for wait.

795
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 3: You're like ah, and the lady's like anna. It was

796
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 3: like watching God.

797
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 4: It was really wild because I mean, you know, the

798
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 4: at least on in these couple of blocks in this

799
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 4: neighborhood on the outskirts of Havana, the people have stayed

800
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 4: of all kind of stay friends, are all kind of

801
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 4: live in the same neighborhood, so they all like There's

802
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 4: some guy stopped me on the street and was like

803
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 4: are you on This.

804
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 3: Is son And I was like this and I was

805
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 3: like yeah, and I was like, you look exactly like

806
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 3: I was, like my lorch and they're like some.

807
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 4: Of this son's here everybody, and they're like and they

808
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 4: all had nicknames for them. And they told me this

809
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 4: really funny story that when my dad, when he was

810
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 4: a young guy and he was like trying to pick

811
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 4: up ladies, he would do this thing where he would

812
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 4: take a dollar and then he'd put a bunch of

813
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 4: paper in between it and pretending to that like a

814
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 4: huge stack of money.

815
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: And be like cologne.

816
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he'd be like, hey, do you want to

817
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 5: go out tonight? And I'm like, that's insane. That's a

818
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 5: great trick. I mean it's not gonna last. I mean

819
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 5: it's going to be discovered pretty quickly. Yeah, but right

820
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 5: up top for the initial.

821
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, and then you're like, wow, okay, but yeah,

822
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 4: it was a really cool, really cool experience.

823
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 3: And was your mom reluctant to go initially? Yeah.

824
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 4: My parents had such a tough time there and they

825
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 4: were there for a pretty brutal time in Cuban history

826
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 4: that they both my mom and dad refused to ever

827
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 4: go back. And uh, you know, my dad passed away

828
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago, and his dying wish was

829
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 4: to have his ashes scattered in Cuba, and my mom

830
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 4: was still.

831
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 3: Like, nah, I'm not going to do it. And then it.

832
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 4: Took a little bit of like pestering and like mental gymnastics,

833
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 4: where eventually I asked.

834
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 3: My mom was like, what are we going to do

835
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 3: with your body when you die?

836
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 4: And she was like, I want to be donated to science,

837
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 4: and you know, and my sister were like no, we're

838
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 4: thinking I'll probably cremate you. And she's like what and

839
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I'm saying no, I want to be

840
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 4: I want to be donated to science. And my mom's

841
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 4: also very gross, so she was like, I want to

842
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 4: be donated science everything, but my little thing that's for

843
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 4: your dad.

844
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 3: Like my mom's nasty.

845
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 4: My mom's like a nasty She's like this, she's very religious,

846
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 4: but she's also very dirty and so and she still

847
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 4: says stuff like that and she's like, I had a

848
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 4: dream about your dad last night.

849
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 3: I can't tell you anything about it. You wouldn't like it.

850
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 4: And I'm like gross, but yeah, So I kind of

851
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 4: talked my mom into it and she was like, Okay,

852
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 4: I understand if it was your dad's dying wish. And

853
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 4: so we went there and it was so cool, Like

854
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 4: my mom showed me around. She showed me this hallway

855
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 4: where she pretended to faint. So my dad, who she

856
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 4: was trying to court, would like.

857
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 3: Your parents are the most romantic people in the world.

858
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 3: I think they really are.

859
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 4: They really loved each other and apparently really loved having.

860
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 3: Sex with each other, like they which I've given up

861
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 3: being grossed out by. And I'm like, that's cool.

862
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 4: Can I just imagine fifty three years into this and

863
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 4: she my Mom's always like, I lost.

864
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: My virginity to your dad. I'm like, yes, I know,

865
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 3: I don't need to be reminded of it. She was like,

866
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 3: I was a senorita. I was like, that doesn't matter.

867
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 4: But they, you know, they had something for each other,

868
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 4: and uh, you know, it's kind of kind of gross

869
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 4: to think about. But at the same time, it's also

870
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 4: kind of grosser to think about your parents just being

871
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 4: roommates and never having sex, right.

872
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: Just completely cold, joyless nightmare after getting Yeah, no, I'm

873
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: happy for both of them. What a lovely thing to

874
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: have happened.

875
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 3: Thank you. Now, while you were in Cuba, did you

876
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 3: smell any babies? I didn't smell any babies at all.

877
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 4: Okay, but I didn't get you know, no, it didn't

878
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 4: really stand out to me like I especially, I definitely

879
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 4: did not smelling a row of Violet's usually smell.

880
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: The cars, the petrol. There's sugar, coffee, cigars.

881
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 4: And gasoline. That's what you mostly smell. So that's covering

882
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 4: up whatever baby smell there is.

883
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like you would like if you

884
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 2: had smelled a baby with this on it, you would

885
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 2: have an absolutely clear memory of that happening in Cuba.

886
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 3: Oh for sure.

887
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: It's I mean, it is extremely powerful. I don't think

888
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 2: that this should I now smelling it for the second time,

889
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 2: I don't think that it should be anywhere near a baby.

890
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 3: This is not poison.

891
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 6: This is like.

892
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 3: Alcohol.

893
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is pure alcohol. It's crazy, Chris. I think

894
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 2: it's time to play a game. Great, let's play a

895
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 2: game called Gift Master. I need a number between one

896
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: and ten from you.

897
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 3: Nine.

898
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some light calculating. I have

899
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 2: to go get our game pieces.

900
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 3: Right now.

901
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: You can promote something, recommend something, do whatever you want

902
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 2: with the mic.

903
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 3: I'll be right back. Okay, fantastic.

904
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 4: I guess I could promote my new podcast, which is

905
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 4: called Finding Raffi, which is all about the children singer Raffi,

906
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 4: And it's a really cool deep dive into his life

907
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 4: and his career and it's really fun.

908
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if you.

909
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 4: Listen to Rafi as a kid or if you're anyone

910
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 4: else out there as a parent, but I got to

911
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 4: sit down with Raffi over multiple conversations and talk to

912
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 4: him and some of the closest people in his life

913
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 4: and other sorts of people and experts about Raffi, and

914
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 4: it's been a really nice experience.

915
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 2: Perfect advertisement that sounds fantastic.

916
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 3: Did you listen to Raffi growing up?

917
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 2: I didn't, but I'm very curious about who he is

918
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 2: as a person, and it's the whole phenomenon is kind

919
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 2: of fascinating to me.

920
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

921
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 4: I hadn't heard him either until we had a baby,

922
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 4: and then he's ritten some pretty good bangers like Baby

923
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 4: Beluga and Banana Phone. But getting to know him, it's

924
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 4: been really cool, almost like a Mister Rogers like.

925
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 3: Person.

926
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 2: How did you How did you get involved with that?

927
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 4: Well? I had another podcast called Scattered about taking my

928
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 4: Dad's ashes back to keep it with my mom and

929
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,720
Speaker 4: someone people would approach me to host other podcasts. And

930
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 4: these folks who had done this podcast called Finding Fred

931
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 4: about mister Rogers that was nominated for a Peabody it

932
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 4: was really great, asked me if I would be interested

933
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 4: in hosting a podcast about Raffi, and I was like,

934
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, I've just heard about Raffi for the

935
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 4: first time, and so I like went for it. And

936
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 4: now I'd have to say I'm probably probably a leading

937
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 4: expert in all things Raffi. I would say my producers

938
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 4: and I probably know more about Raffi than anyone other

939
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 4: than Raffi or is very dear friends.

940
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: That's incredible. Well, listener, go listen to that podcast. That

941
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 2: sounds wonderful. You've enjoyed Chris up until now. Continue continue

942
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 2: enjoying Chris's podcast. Chris said, it's time to play the game.

943
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 2: This is called Gift Master. I'll tell you how this works.

944
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna name three things you can give as gifts,

945
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 2: three objects, experiences, whatever. And then I'm gonna name three celebrities,

946
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 2: three famous people, and you're gonna tell me which gift

947
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 2: you will give which celebrity and why does that make sense?

948
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 3: Perfect sense?

949
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: Okay, these are the gifts you'll be giving today. First

950
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 2: gift you'll be giving this is an interesting gift. It's

951
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 2: Salt on DVD. Now Salt was I've never seen this movie.

952
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 2: I believe it was an Angelina Jolie vehicle where she

953
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 2: played someone named Salt or something. That's all I can

954
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 2: tell you. Probably within the last fifteen years. I think

955
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: she had like a blonde wig and was probably a

956
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 2: spy or something. But that would be on DVD Angelina

957
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 2: and as missus Salt or whatever the hell. Okay, Number two,

958
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 2: you're gonna be giving the person their own master class,

959
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 2: so they would be, you know, have one of these

960
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 2: master classes which are all the rage and finally a clone,

961
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 2: so the person will receive a clone of themselves if

962
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 2: that makes any sense at all.

963
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

964
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 2: And so the people you will be giving them to are.

965
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 2: Number one is di'angelo r and b Icon Di'angelo. Number

966
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 2: two Dido, Now Dido. I can barely visualize what she

967
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: looks like in my mind. I'm hearing the White Flag song.

968
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 2: That's it, but only basically through eminem But that's fine.

969
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: Uh.

970
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: And number three is Ray Romano. Oh my gosh, So

971
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 2: what will you be giving who and why?

972
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 4: Okay, I think I mean the clone would have to

973
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 4: be Di'angelo. I think the world become twice as beautiful

974
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 4: and sexy with two DiAngelo's. I would watch that go down.

975
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 4: I think that would just be fantastic to have two

976
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 4: d Angela. I mean that I ain't have to think

977
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 4: about balance.

978
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 2: So I think that's I mean, the ebbs are just multiplying.

979
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 2: Suddenly we have another D'Angelo to make music. I don't

980
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: think there's any downside to that.

981
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, one is seeing when and not has had along too.

982
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just D'angelo's. That's that's a piece

983
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 4: of cake, Dido. I also can't I just hear kind

984
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 4: of a wiss like that, she's a wisp and there's

985
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 4: a voice and then there's a whole hmm.

986
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 3: I would let's see.

987
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 4: I think I would have to give her the Salt

988
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 4: DVD because I feel like she's from that same era,

989
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 4: like she was at maybe really around kind of at

990
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 4: her peak when Salt came out. Even though I don't

991
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 4: know what your salt came out, I'm gonna can I

992
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 4: cheat and look this?

993
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 3: Of course?

994
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 2: I mean I gave you so few details I don't

995
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 2: know how I ended up putting a Salt on DVD

996
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 2: on this list in the first place, but just the

997
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: fact that both of us have such vague memories of

998
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 2: either of these this person or this object kind of

999
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 2: lines up as far as gift giving goes.

1000
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, for sure, twenty ten twenty to way, Angelina

1001
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 4: Jolie is Salt.

1002
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it's really first thought.

1003
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 4: But I really thought it was like a cookingment documentary,

1004
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 4: or maybe it probably is one, or that.

1005
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 3: She was a chef or something.

1006
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 4: But she really looks like some sort of Eastern European spy.

1007
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 2: Now I want to look it up. Let's see no

1008
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 2: blonde wig. Oh, actually, it looks like you. Looks like

1009
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 2: she has a lot of wigs. She has a black

1010
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 2: wig and a blonde wig. So I wonder if Salt

1011
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 2: is when she puts on the blonde wig. If that's true,

1012
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 2: that's the reason none of us remembers the movie.

1013
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was Pepper and now she's Salt. So I

1014
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 4: looked up Dido and the first thing it says is

1015
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 4: whatever happened to Dido?

1016
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's never a good sign for a career.

1017
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 4: She married novelist Rowan Gavin and twenty ten, So this

1018
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 4: retroactively would be a perfect wedding gift for her and

1019
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 4: Rowan this DV that came out in twenty ten around

1020
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 4: can just hang out and enjoy their domesticity and watch

1021
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 4: this DVD. And then of course the masterclass would have.

1022
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 3: To go to Ramono.

1023
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,359
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what he would teach, but

1024
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 4: I I mean I wish it was actually for Ray Barone,

1025
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 4: which I don't even know why I know his last

1026
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 4: name because I don't think I ever really watched the show.

1027
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 4: But I feel like Ray Barone the character I would

1028
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 4: like or maybe you know, he could decide to do

1029
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 4: with this gift with whatever he wants, but him as

1030
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 4: Ray just like or whatever he does, just he would

1031
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 4: just teach people to impersonate himself.

1032
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: Maybe that could be the masterclass or.

1033
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 4: How to prolong his career, like he's really done a

1034
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 4: bang of job.

1035
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 3: He's done it.

1036
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 2: I mean, he's constantly in things that are not embarrassing.

1037
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 2: He seems to know what he's doing.

1038
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 4: And would you say that Ray Romano has gotten more handsome, oh,

1039
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 4: michas days as Ray Buron.

1040
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 2: He's a much better looking man than he was on

1041
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 2: the sitcom. I mean, he's aged into this kind of

1042
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 2: just kind of salt and pepper. It's a good look

1043
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 2: for him.

1044
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he looks great. Yeah.

1045
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 2: So yeah, maybe a masterclass on just becoming a you know,

1046
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: aging as a man.

1047
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will. Yeah, I think that's great. I think

1048
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 4: that would be very.

1049
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: Helpful, beautifully played. I think that that's excellent. I don't

1050
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 2: disagree with any of those choices. And hopefully at some

1051
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,280
Speaker 2: point we'll have another D'Angelo running around.

1052
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 3: I just love that I'm going.

1053
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 4: To have a document open in my computer that I'm

1054
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 4: going to find in like two years that says salt

1055
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 4: DVD masterclass clone D'Angelo, Dino.

1056
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 2: And Ray Romano, like some Memento type situation that suddenly

1057
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 2: you are like going through your past. You've been accused

1058
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: of a crime, and those will be your only three clues. Chris,

1059
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 2: This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called

1060
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 2: I Said No e Mails. People write into I Said

1061
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 2: No Gifts at gmail dot com. Every one of these

1062
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 2: people assumes that I'm going to be able to help

1063
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 2: them with their problems, with their social problems, with their

1064
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,720
Speaker 2: gift giving issues. And I guess the assumption is correct

1065
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 2: because I do it every podcast. So will you help

1066
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 2: me with a question, of course? Okay, let me read

1067
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: this one. Let's see it says.

1068
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 3: Hello, Bridger and Guest.

1069
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: I am writing for advice on what to get my

1070
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 2: boyfriend for our upcoming ten year anniversary this spring. Around

1071
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 2: the time of our anniversary, I will be completing a

1072
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 2: stressful career milestone, and we will both be preparing to

1073
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 2: move across the country together. That's in parentheses, that together,

1074
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 2: which we are both very anxious about. I want to

1075
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 2: give them a gift that will help make the anniversary

1076
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 2: special despite everything that will be going on. However, while

1077
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,760
Speaker 2: I don't ever have any money, I am especially broke

1078
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: right now. My boyfriend always gives me the most thoughtful

1079
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,760
Speaker 2: and beautiful gifts, including a treasure hunt for my birthday

1080
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 2: with meaningful gifts hidden at every new clue, and a

1081
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 2: homemade music video. While I give him cash and modest amounts.

1082
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 2: In my defense, he is difficult to shop for and

1083
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,720
Speaker 2: always knows what he wants and buys it for himself. Okay,

1084
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 2: we're still not done. Could you please recommend the perfect

1085
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 2: gift for my situation? For some more context, our favorite

1086
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 2: shared activities are playing video games, going on walks, and

1087
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 2: being passive aggressive. Thank you very much. And that's just

1088
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: signed simply e. E. Okay, just from this situation right here, E,

1089
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: I'm just going to tell you that I think that

1090
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,879
Speaker 2: the boyfriend is going to leave you. I don't think

1091
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,240
Speaker 2: there's any reason to get him a gift. It seems

1092
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 2: like you're doing a horrible job in this relationship. You

1093
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: have excuses, you're just giving him modest amounts of cash

1094
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 2: as gifts, and the only things you like to do

1095
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Speaker 2: are play video games and go on walks. This guy

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Speaker 2: has got every excuse in the world to just walk

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Speaker 2: out the door. And he's going to be moving across

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Speaker 2: the country, which you think you're doing together. As you

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Speaker 2: said in the parentheses there, I think he might have

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Speaker 2: different plans. Chris, what are you thinking from this this email?

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Speaker 4: Well, I was thinking since E because boyfriend modest amounts

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Speaker 4: of cash and they love video games and they're growing

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Speaker 4: cross country would be very sweet. If he planned a

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Speaker 4: route to the East coast or whatever coast they're moving to,

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Speaker 4: and along that route, if they're driving, they could stop

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Speaker 4: at like vintage arcades, right, and then the gift, the

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Speaker 4: gift would be different roles of quarters that they could

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Speaker 4: use to play at these arcades. I think that would

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Speaker 4: be very lovely. They're goings a beautiful idea arcade or

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Speaker 4: whatever pinball place along the country. It would be very

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Speaker 4: thoughtful if they, you know, made a road trip around

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Speaker 4: this and you know, and they figured that ahead of time.

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Speaker 2: Oh. I think that's an excellent gift. If he's not

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Speaker 2: leaving her, which or him. It's just an e so

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Speaker 2: we don't know who he is. But if the boyfriend

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Speaker 2: is not going to end the relationship, I think that

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Speaker 2: is perfect. I mean, I will say it's such an

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Speaker 2: unbelievably thoughtful gift that the boyfriend is going to become

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Speaker 2: suspicious because he has been giving just has been giving it.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't even call a half effort. He has been

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Speaker 2: putting ten percent energy into this relationship. And suddenly there's

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Speaker 2: this thoughtful cross country arcade tour. That the boyfriend's going

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Speaker 2: to know something's up, and I think that that could

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Speaker 2: lead to more problems. So look, E sure Chris has

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Speaker 2: given you literally the perfect idea. I don't think you

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Speaker 2: should take it. I think maybe bump up the cash

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Speaker 2: gift by five dollars. Maybe you know you're probably going

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Speaker 2: to be stopping at like a truck stop at some

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Speaker 2: point on this trip. Suggest a walk while you're there,

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Speaker 2: and I think that that's really all you have to do.

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Speaker 2: I mean, and this is all again, assuming the relationship

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Speaker 2: hasn't ended by the time that this email has been read,

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Speaker 2: because the boyfriend has got two feet out the door,

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Speaker 2: and E You're lucky that it's gone on for this long.

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Speaker 2: That's all I'm gonna say, Chris.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he was very lucky you were.

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00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 2: Here because I'm not happy with what's happening in this

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Speaker 2: situation at all.

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Speaker 3: And you were much more graceful, you were much more funny.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I just thought that would be a I

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00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 4: love giving gifts.

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Speaker 3: I thought that would be a sweet thing to do.

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00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 3: But I think you're right.

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Speaker 4: I think they're over and they should just go for

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00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 4: a long walk in a truck Stu.

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Speaker 2: I think you, I will say, after however many episodes

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00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 2: we've recorded of this podcast, you have thought of the

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Speaker 2: in truly a split second, the most thoughtful, lovely gift

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00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:48,439
Speaker 2: I've I could have ever imagined. That's very impressive. Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you, I mean, are you lucked out in the

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00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 2: biggest way possible. I'm actually kind of mad about it.

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Speaker 3: Chris.

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Speaker 2: We're not answering any more questions. I don't want to

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00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 2: give you an an opportunity to fail here. I mean,

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00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 2: if I read another thing and then suddenly you expose

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00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 2: yourself as someone who only takes people to arcades and

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00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 2: this was just a happy coincidence, I don't know. We're

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00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 2: going to leave it there and just let you be

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00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 2: a shining moment.

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Speaker 3: Chris.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited to have my baby cologne.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm so excited for you to have it.

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00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 2: I'm going to wear it on a night out on

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00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 2: the town. Kind of nauseate friends, nauseate my boyfriend. I

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00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 2: could probably also kill bugs or something with this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I kill some bugs. Yeah that'll be good.

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Speaker 4: That'll be those poor bugs.

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Speaker 2: I've just had a terrific time with you. Thank you

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00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 2: so much for being here.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Bridger. I just have to say,

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00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,479
Speaker 4: you crack me up so much online all the time,

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00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 4: but it's such a pleasure to see you even over

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00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 4: the screen and laugh so hard in your presence.

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Speaker 3: You're the best. Thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 3: It's very sweet.

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Speaker 2: The world is opening up and I pray to see

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Speaker 2: you in person, souit. Well, that would be wonderful, listener.

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Speaker 2: I you know, maybe I'll see you at some point

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Speaker 2: in person soon. It's there's no telling, and I hope

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00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 2: that it's on, you know, good terms. I hope you're

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00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 2: not mad at me. I hope that you don't just

1182
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: show up to my home uninvited. But you know, keep

1183
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 2: all of that in mind. This is the end of

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00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 2: the podcast, and so I'm gonna let you go. Go

1185
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 2: do whatever you're doing. If you know you're you know,

1186
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 2: I mentioned at the beginning of the podcast, maybe you

1187
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 2: were involved in some sort of criminal activity. I hope

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00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 2: that's going well for you. I encourage and support everything

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00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 2: you do. I'm an enabler. Goodbye, I love you.

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Speaker 3: I said.

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Speaker 2: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced and

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Speaker 2: engineered by our dear friend Analyse Nelson, and the theme

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Speaker 3: Where you're going to see pictures.

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Speaker 2: Of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. You have to

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Speaker 2: see the gifts. Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher,

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Speaker 2: review while you're there.

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Speaker 2: Do considering everything I do for you. And if you're

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Speaker 3: When you're a.

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Speaker 1: Guest to me, you gotta come to me empty and said,

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Speaker 1: no guests, your presences presents enough and I'm already too

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Speaker 1: much stuff. So how did you dan to survey me

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