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Speaker 1: two this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Everybody that you need a new one?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that one coming for you, Jeff's song of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll hear it later in the show and then

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Speaker 3: you should use it this weekend. Okay, you may want

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Speaker 3: to listen to it after you drink, but yeah, whatever

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Speaker 3: you say, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: The podcast starts now.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And every day

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Speaker 4: before we start this show, we come into work and

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Speaker 4: scour the internet to find what's going on in the

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Speaker 4: world right now, what are people talking about? And once

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Speaker 4: we score past all like the really sad and depressing

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Speaker 4: stuff that's usually at the very top of the list.

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Speaker 4: That usually takes a lot of times, we come across

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Speaker 4: these strange hypothetical questions that are circuling around right.

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Speaker 2: Like is a hot dog of sandwich?

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Speaker 4: Things like that? Yeah, Or like, let's say you got

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Speaker 4: five hundred grand for every year of life you gave up,

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Speaker 4: how many years would you sacrifice? We did that one

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Speaker 4: on the show was interesting. Or let's say you developed

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Speaker 4: spend the rest of your life in? Just totally realistic

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Speaker 4: things that could totally happen. So you definitely need to

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Speaker 4: if I was a lamp, would you love me? We

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Speaker 4: came across another doozy that everybody is talking about online

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Speaker 4: right now. It is because a poll asked if you

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Speaker 4: in the year nineteen twenty four. Okay, one hundred years ago,

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Speaker 4: what would be your top priority? Runs Racist NamUs Jose runs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, You're not welcome.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that wasn't one of the top answers. I'll say that, right, Sorry,

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Speaker 4: Maybe I should be less specific.

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Speaker 1: I would want to go to a speakeasy.

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Speaker 2: during prohibition.

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Speaker 4: Right, and sell yourself for money?

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Speaker 5: Was it planning on it?

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey? But I mean I don't think I get very much.

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Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I get two dollars back in nineteen

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Speaker 4: That's a lot of money.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you. There were two main answers. The

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Speaker 3: I mean, to Jose's point, unless you're a white man,

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Speaker 3: you're not You're not doing well in nineteen twenty four.

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Speaker 4: Thriving necessary, forty one percent would use their modern knowledge

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Speaker 6: You know, I have thought it.

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Speaker 4: All you do is investing in something called Apple that

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Speaker 4: hasn't been invented yet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really glad that they asked this question and

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Speaker 4: in its prime. Ah. Yeah, So I'd keep my same

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Speaker 3: If we have a line of dancing girls in studio too,

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Speaker 3: for no reason, it would have.

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Speaker 4: Been a better show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have been.

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Speaker 4: But instand we're just gonna send it over to digital

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Speaker 4: Jake for our trivia. What do we got? Jake?

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Speaker 5: Company logos these days are honestly, they're pretty. Yeah, everything's

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Speaker 4: Fun.

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Speaker 5: Times have changed, and while those images have adapted to

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Speaker 2: Interesting.

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Speaker 5: So today we're gonna test your knowledge of the twenty

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Speaker 5: most iconic company logos of all time in another round

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Speaker 5: of plenty of twenty. Now, remember, if you get the

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Speaker 5: number one answer, you'll hear this sound, meaning you've earned

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Speaker 5: a silver safe that can protect you in the event

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Speaker 5: of a wrong answer. And today we're gonna start with

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey Oh, the twenty most iconic company logos. Jeff give

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's go with like the most popular company in

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Speaker 4: the world right now, Apple, the Apple logo Apple.

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Speaker 6: Number one.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, You've earned the silver saves in your back pocket.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm not gonna need it, but thank you.

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Speaker 5: Let's move over to Alexis Oh.

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Speaker 1: I gotta take the easy one. I see every day

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Speaker 1: the Starbucks one.

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Speaker 5: Starbucks good. Yeah, it's number five on the list. Number

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Speaker 5: Jose McDonald's Donald number two on the list. All right,

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Speaker 5: you guys are hitting at the very top. Brook it's

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do it, and I'm gonna say Nike.

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Speaker 5: Oh my, Nike is number four on the list. That's

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Speaker 4: We're back to Jeffrey. I really have to put myself

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Speaker 4: in other people's shoes for this because where I live,

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Speaker 4: the main logo I see is upside down pineapples.

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Speaker 1: But I don't I think that's the logo my friends.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the Mercedes Benz It's number twelve on the last. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I kind of want to go again in my life.

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Speaker 5: Amazon Amazons number nine on the West. Alexis is still saved,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Coca Cola.

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Speaker 5: Coca Cola was number three. Bonus point, no bonus points,

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Speaker 5: Volkswagon is not in the top twenty most iconic.

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Speaker 4: Logos, like all the companies.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna piggyback off of Jose and do another soft drink, Pepsi.

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Speaker 5: Pepsi number eleven on the list. On there, it's your turn.

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Speaker 5: Said Subway did not make the top twenty of logos.

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Speaker 5: No Jose, Jeffrey has his silver saved, which means you

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Speaker 5: have to get this right to stay alive. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 5: choosing between Uber.

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Speaker 4: Or You can't provide two answers, you gotta get one.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Uber, Jose said, Uber not in the

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Speaker 5: top twenty logos of all time. I'm sorry, so, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: you win today.

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Speaker 4: Talk about my next was gonna be Disney.

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Speaker 5: Disney number thirteen.

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Speaker 5: Number six was Google, seven was Facebook, Jose, number eight

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Speaker 5: was Adidas. You would have been saved there, you guys

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Speaker 5: also miss number ten YouTube, Jeffrey said, Disney. Eventually Toyota, Ford, Twitter.

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Speaker 5: This survey must have been taken before Instagram, Windows and

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Speaker 5: then Nissan and BMW rounded out the car logo. But

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Speaker 5: you know what that waslenty of twenty Famous company logo Edition.

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Speaker 2: Nissan. Isn't it just the name Nissan Google?

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Speaker 4: It doesn't just like, well, we don't have to shame

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Speaker 4: the companies for their logos today. We just try and

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Speaker 4: they name them. But I won the match.

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Speaker 2: I won it.

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Speaker 4: I won, so you get to cheat. You need my

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Speaker 4: does it? I'm calling in. I'm holding it and we're

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Speaker 4: gonna have Jose because you were my closest competition, saying

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Speaker 4: darn it. Oh there it is. That's your shock collar

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Speaker 4: question the other day for Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 4: which is a great logo that you can find on

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Speaker 4: our website, Brook and Jeffrey dot com.

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Speaker 6: Go check it out, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Remember when you were a kid and the classic money

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Speaker 4: survey just found the average fifty year old has a

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Speaker 4: average is heavily skewed by the ultra rich. A Brook

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Speaker 2: Why are they letting rich people in on polls? You

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Speaker 3: Percentage just shouldn't be allowed to take out your yes exactly.

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Speaker 4: To be clear, the majority of people do not have

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Speaker 4: the majority can barely afford to keep their Disney Plus subscription.

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Speaker 4: The real average for fifty year olds is about three

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Speaker 3: It means that we're all working till ninety five years old,

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Speaker 4: So, since having a million dollars isn't quite what it

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Speaker 4: financially in my life. I'm happy.

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Speaker 2: And we're asking adults not kids this time, right, Yeah, this.

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Speaker 4: Is average people. The average person says they would feel

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Speaker 4: successful if from a money standpoint, huh, if they made

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Speaker 4: ninety four thousand dollars a year, okay, one.

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Speaker 1: Hundred well, okay, gave to the triple.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like who you would want to date, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: This is like people feeling successful on their own.

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Speaker 4: So, any kids listening, remember if you want to feel

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Speaker 3: It just dawned on me, what if the guy actually

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Speaker 4: your next lazer story. Out of Food News. Yes, Taco

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Speaker 3: No, that's it, well, just milk and any Mexican food.

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Speaker 5: You get you know, I am recording everything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's us.

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Speaker 4: We can compete in supersized arcade games.

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Speaker 6: I've seen that.

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Speaker 4: Have you guys ever seen that when they actually want

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Speaker 2: Oh cool, So it'll be done by day, so pretty.

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Speaker 4: High quality stuff. I wonder if this guy got his

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Speaker 4: We gotta get this off the ground. That's how means

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Having an affair is usually a bad idea.

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Speaker 2: I think I would go with always.

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Speaker 4: With Rose and Jack on the Titanic, that was a

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, somebody else went there and karma came

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do it coming up. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: This one secret office crickets that escaped from Josees diaper, yes,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, up with others, whatever you want to call it.

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Speaker 4: But what's the most scandalous thing you've ever seen happen

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Speaker 4: Nobody knew about it until the doctor got mulled by

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Speaker 2: Were you still angry about it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, good for her. I wonder if they're

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Speaker 4: I've never thought of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Isn't that well, I'll be giving somebody.

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Speaker 4: A second Chancey. It depends on what type of place

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Speaker 4: We're talking about the most scandalous things that ever happened

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Speaker 3: own last name.

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Speaker 4: These are the most scandalous things that ever happened at

448
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Speaker 4: somebody's workplace. According to a new survey number three, a

449
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Speaker 4: movie theater manager got busted for under charging people who

450
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Speaker 4: paid in cash. So what she would do is she

451
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,399
Speaker 4: would charge them the children's rate and then pocket the rest.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's yeah.

453
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Speaker 1: I feel like I have.

454
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Speaker 2: A couple friends that probably had gotten fired for the

455
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Speaker 2: same thing.

456
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Speaker 4: Turns out she'd actually been doing it for years, had

457
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Speaker 4: stolen tens of thousands of dollars from the movie theater

458
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Speaker 4: before anybody caught on.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I remember in high school my best friend worked

460
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Speaker 3: at a video rental store and he would just be like.

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Speaker 2: Mah, just take it.

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Speaker 3: I'm I don't think you can do it, but it feels so

463
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Speaker 3: good to give them free stuff, you know.

464
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Speaker 2: And they won't know. I'm like, you're not gonna end

465
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Speaker 2: up with any movies left in the store. He got fired.

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Speaker 4: Everybody did. Everybody have the thing were when they went

467
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Speaker 4: to the movies with their family, your parents would make

468
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Speaker 4: you lie about your age.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I mean that wasn't just the movies. That

470
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Speaker 3: was any theme party restaurant.

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Speaker 4: Hey we can free pancakes if you're four.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom now wants me to lie and say

473
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Speaker 3: I'm a senior.

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Speaker 4: On the other side, luckily, it's pretty believable. The over

475
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Speaker 4: now number two. A manager at a landscaping company was

476
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Speaker 4: having an affair with the owner's wife, who also worked there.

477
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Speaker 4: What kind of goal do you have? You would secretly

478
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Speaker 4: talk dirty to her over phone calls within the office

479
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Speaker 4: until one day his two way radio was keyed on

480
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Speaker 4: and everybody in the company heard the conversation.

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Speaker 6: That is kind of hot.

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Speaker 4: I know. Those are the scandals that I want to

483
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Speaker 4: happen here. And the number one workplace scandal from this survey,

484
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Speaker 4: someone's boss got upset with the employees and allegedly allegedly

485
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Speaker 4: mixed her own bodily fluids into the company water cooler

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Speaker 4: and let everybody on the staff drink from it for

487
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Speaker 4: a week.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 1: Want to know what bodily fluids?

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Speaker 6: It was?

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Speaker 1: Nobody noticed for a week.

492
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like an odd color to this and a

493
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Speaker 2: weird smell, but we'll drink it anyway.

494
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Speaker 4: Well, one guy's like, m tastes different, tastes better this time.

495
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Speaker 4: So she obviously got fired for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then no one ever could drink water again.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, they're like put salt in the tap water. And

499
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Speaker 4: then she was hired at our radio station for a

500
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Speaker 4: brief sense, and everything went really well.

501
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Speaker 8: That's why our coffee tastes so bad.

502
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Speaker 4: Text in seventy five nine to tell us about what's

503
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Speaker 4: the most scandalous thing that you remember happening at your workplace.

504
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Speaker 4: We're going to do a phone tap right after.

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Speaker 6: This frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

506
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Speaker 4: We all know one, probably from school, the good looking

507
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Speaker 4: guy who can go out and pick up any woman

508
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Speaker 4: he wants, anytime he wants, anywhere he wants, and doesn't

509
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Speaker 4: even have to try for it.

510
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, one of our listeners says he has a buddy

512
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Speaker 4: just like that who makes out with girls at the

513
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Speaker 4: bars all the time, and he thought it would be

514
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Speaker 4: funny if we messed with him about that. So you're

515
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Speaker 4: gonna hear how we do it in your phone tap

516
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Speaker 4: right now. Hello, Hey, is this Doug.

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Speaker 9: This is Doug. Can I ask his gone?

518
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Speaker 4: Yeah, So, my name is Sean. Apparently you made out

519
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Speaker 4: with my sister.

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Speaker 9: Okay, hang on a second, I'm sorry you said your

521
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 9: name is Sean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and my sister's name is Michelle, you know.

523
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Speaker 9: Okay, Can I ask you how you got Did you

524
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Speaker 9: get my number from your sister.

525
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 4: From the show? Well, because she says, you guys hooked

526
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 4: up and she's bummed that you're not getting back to her.

527
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 4: So I said I would call you and see what's

528
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Speaker 4: going on.

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Speaker 9: Okay, you're Michelle's brother.

530
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I said that.

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Speaker 9: No, I'm just I'm just you know, I'm a little

532
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 9: surprised by the by the call or whatever.

533
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Speaker 4: Do you remember her?

534
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Speaker 10: No?

535
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Speaker 9: Absolutely? Yeah, I mean it was cool.

536
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Speaker 4: Listen, man, let me just tell you about her and

537
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Speaker 4: why she's really worth it, because she's super sweet heart

538
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Speaker 4: of gold. Her favorite thing to do is go to

539
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Speaker 4: the zoo and feed the giraffes with the long tongues

540
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Speaker 4: because she feels a kinship because she has a long

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Speaker 4: tongue too, which you mean I probably don't have to

542
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Speaker 4: tell you. Wow, do you remember the tongue when shoots

543
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Speaker 4: out and curls? Wait, even has like a little bit

544
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Speaker 4: of a bluish tint to it, like a giraffe.

545
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Speaker 9: Your sister's tongue is blue.

546
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Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as your arm.

547
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Speaker 9: Okay, you don't remember this, I think I would.

548
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 4: Remember to forget.

549
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 9: Okay, you know, a Gene Simmons sized tongue and a girl.

550
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 4: You know what, Just I just need to tell you man,

551
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 4: she loves you. What even though it's been two years,

552
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 4: she has not forgotten about that kiss. Wait a minute,

553
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 4: what at the club?

554
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 9: Wait, you're talking about something that happened two years ago.

555
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you keep making me repeat myself.

556
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 9: Here, I as you're talking about like last week.

557
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Speaker 4: She's never kissed anybody before that or after. Oh come on,

558
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you, come on. So all I'm asking, man,

559
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Speaker 4: gout a guy here is if you could just call

560
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 4: her because I think she's really a catch. Like just

561
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Speaker 4: the other day, she was walking down the street. Look

562
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Speaker 4: behind her, six dogs were following her.

563
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Speaker 9: Okay, man, how cool is that?

564
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: That's cool? Like right, I mean no, it sounds kind

566
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Speaker 9: of weird. I'm gonna be honest with you.

567
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Speaker 4: It's what.

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Speaker 9: It sounds bizarre to me.

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Speaker 4: But we just say somebody that's that connected with animals.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you don't want to let a girl like

571
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Speaker 4: that slip away.

572
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Speaker 9: I mean, no offense to your blue tongued sister. She

573
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Speaker 9: sounds like a roll.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I got it.

575
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Speaker 9: But I don't remember any of this.

576
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Speaker 4: I have one thing, super clear, it's gonna jog your memory. Okay,

577
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Speaker 4: you may have noticed she does have RCF. She is

578
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 4: RCS no RCF roller coaster face? What it's for people

579
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Speaker 4: who walk around with their mouth wide open and their

580
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 4: hair permanently blown straight back like they're going down a

581
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Speaker 4: five hundred foot drop on a roller coaster.

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Speaker 9: That doesn't even sound real.

583
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 4: Google it. You've seen the pictures. Sometimes in the really

584
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 4: severe cases, their arms are stuck in the straight up position.

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Speaker 9: Look, man, okay, I am sorry, but none of this

586
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Speaker 9: is ringing a bell.

587
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got a pretty bad case of it. But

588
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 4: like I said, heart of gold, I bet tongue like

589
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Speaker 4: a giraffe.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, some great personality.

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Speaker 4: I bet so dogs following her everywhere. It sounds like

592
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 4: a total sweetheart, and you sounds like a good dude.

593
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 4: And I actually think it would totally work out between

594
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Speaker 4: you guys if you had another chance with her. And

595
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 4: that's why I looked up your address. What so, she's

596
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 4: on the way there right now. Wait a minute, I

597
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 4: mean that is that cool?

598
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 9: No, it's not cool.

599
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Speaker 4: I'm not saying she's not bringing the dogs with her.

600
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Speaker 4: It's just going to be her this time.

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Speaker 9: Are you sure that you know that a pack of

602
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 9: straight dolls aren't going to follow her.

603
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Speaker 4: We'll just close the door behind her quickly as soon

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Speaker 4: as she comes inside.

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Speaker 9: Okay, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. Got a guy, Okay,

606
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 9: this sounds like a girl. I would never guess what

607
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 9: you're talking about. Roller coaster faith. Look man, the long

608
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 9: blue tongue.

609
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Speaker 4: The other thing I want to tell you, guy to

610
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 4: guy is if you don't get with my sister, then

611
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Speaker 4: your buddy Dustin's going to do it.

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00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 9: Okay, what are you talking about.

613
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: I'm talking about your friend Dustin. He listens to a

614
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Speaker 4: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which

615
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 4: is a show you're on getting prank phone called oh

616
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 4: my God, Oh my god, this is a phone tap.

617
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Speaker 9: I was getting ready to run out of my apartment.

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Speaker 4: To go feed my sister, I know, with that long

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Speaker 4: time Oh my god.

620
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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 9: Ye honestly, I would be mad if I weren't so

622
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Speaker 9: freaking relieved right now.

623
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Speaker 4: You mean, if you weren't so physically attracted to that RCF.

624
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Speaker 9: Yeah, by the way, I'm feeling that one. Yeah, I'm

625
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Speaker 9: definitely using.

626
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Speaker 6: That week up every morning was Foo taps weekday mornings

627
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Speaker 6: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: You've probably heard the saying never order Spaghettian meatballs on

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Speaker 4: the first date unless you're one hundred percent sure you're

630
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Speaker 4: going to lady in the trumpet.

631
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Speaker 2: Axception.

632
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Speaker 4: I've actually tried that with a chicken nugget once.

633
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Speaker 2: Really that's it did not.

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Speaker 4: Work out as sexy as I thought it would in

635
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Speaker 4: my head. But anyway, look out because there's a brand

636
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Speaker 4: new food item you should absolutely avoid ordering on any

637
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 4: first date or you're probably gonna instantly turn them off. Fortunately,

638
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 4: one of our listeners did it, and you're gonna hear

639
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 4: what that was in your brand new second date update

640
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 4: right after this second date update. D there's a new

641
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 4: trend that's happening right now where people online are posting

642
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 4: dating rapped videos.

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Speaker 3: Like you're Spotify rapped, but like, wait, how many matches

644
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Speaker 3: and sore you guys? Yeah?

645
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Speaker 4: Like an end of the year recap of their dating

646
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Speaker 4: life from the past three hundred and sixty five days.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that could go really wrong.

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Speaker 1: It's like who you swipe on, what you don't like,

649
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: who you know? Yeah, it's just it's a type person, yeah,

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Speaker 1: or like.

651
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Speaker 4: The total amount of dates that you tried for the

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Speaker 4: past year and you're patting yourself on the back for.

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Speaker 2: Getting Okay, it's not about the failure.

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Speaker 4: And today's caller, Kelly mentioned in her email that she's

655
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Speaker 4: dated around a lot over the past year, so our

656
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Speaker 4: producer asked if she could give us a dating rap

657
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Speaker 4: for herself.

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Speaker 2: All right, so.

659
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Speaker 4: We're gonna hear that in a second. First, Kelly, welcome

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Speaker 4: to the show.

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Speaker 10: Hi, thank you, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for being on with us. We want to hear

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Speaker 4: about what's your dating rap briefly for us?

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Speaker 2: If you can't every time you did wrap, I wanted

665
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Speaker 2: to break down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need to hypo, that's what I wanted,

667
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Speaker 3: just give I can give you a beat if it

668
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Speaker 3: would make the wraps way more for.

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Speaker 4: Just a quick breakdown. What was your dating life like

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Speaker 4: last year?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's funny. I wish I could wrap my raps.

672
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 10: But it was sixteen first dates total, okay, mostly mostly Americans.

673
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 10: I had two Australians, one Irish guy, one guy who

674
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 10: I don't know what his action was, but I think

675
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 10: he may have been homeless also or.

676
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: Just or is that your version homeless?

677
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 4: Just pick accents from Wow, no judgment, So that's good.

678
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're keeping your options open. Was there

679
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 4: anything more? What what did you think about the sixteen

680
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 4: guys that you were with? That sounds like that, you

681
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 4: know what I meant? Sixteen guys you met separately during

682
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 4: the year. How did they go? Yeah?

683
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 10: You know, like out of the sixteen, six made it

684
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 10: to a second date.

685
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 4: Out of the six.

686
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 10: Only three made it to a third date or more right? Yeah,

687
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 10: Now all the guys two flat out rejected me right

688
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 10: after the date. Eight were like mutual ghostings. Three I

689
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 10: rejected and told them it just wasn't going to work,

690
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 10: and one blocked me like immediately after the date. But

691
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 10: I was he was a little suss I think he

692
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 10: might have been married.

693
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 4: Oho.

694
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, nothing you did wrong there? How did

695
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: than go out with them?

696
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 4: I suppose alexis looking back at her sixteen first dates?

697
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 4: How would you grade her overall experience?

698
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: It's not like a good but one sixteen for being

699
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: blocked like, that's not bad.

700
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: What sixteen.

701
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 3: And it wasn't for something she did exactly, that's a

702
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: good aspect.

703
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 10: I mean, out of the sixteen, I only had to

704
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 10: pay half on like one of them, and I'm really

705
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 10: old fashioned and I prefer the guy to pay. That's

706
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 10: just how my mom and dad taught me.

707
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 2: Old fashion your cheap. Let's be honest. I mean I

708
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: know both.

709
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, just how it was. And I cried over two

710
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 10: guys last year and ended up with zero.

711
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 4: And I do make a lot of women cry when

712
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 4: they listened to the show. Oh yeah, we do. So

713
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 4: tell me. None of the sixteen guys worked out. But

714
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 4: now apparently you say there's a new guy and that's

715
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 4: why you reached out to us.

716
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a new guy. I was hopeful. I don't

717
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 10: know yet. His name is Steve. It was like an

718
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 10: online match and it was just a casual date. It

719
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 10: was really like less than a hour, like a forty minute.

720
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 2: Oh so you went out with them already.

721
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, we just got Cuban sandwiches from this little sandwich

722
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 10: shop and just went to the park and you just

723
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 10: ate and talked. And we were by this playground with

724
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 10: kids running around.

725
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 2: And what kind of significant in some way the playground kid.

726
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 4: It's a lot of information coming at us. I mean,

727
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 4: there's sandwiches, there's a park, there's a playground, there's children.

728
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 4: Does that sound like a good date? First? Like, overall,

729
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 4: alexis no kids around, no sandwich, sandwich is okay, sandwich

730
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 4: is okay.

731
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: The playground was empty.

732
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 3: I play on it, but it's the kid, okay.

733
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 10: That would be a fun date. That would be No.

734
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 10: It was really just kind of a lunch date really

735
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 10: because like the sandwiches are really messy. And at one

736
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 10: point he was like, you got something on your face

737
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 10: and I was like, oh, where, and he was like,

738
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 10: he pointed to like my entire lower half, and he

739
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 10: was like everywhere under your nose.

740
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: He's paying attention. You know, he's looking at you.

741
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 1: You have like an I'm not even joking.

742
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 3: When I met my husband, I didn't realize I carried

743
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 3: so much food on my face until I met that man.

744
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 3: And I was like, he always has something to point

745
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 3: out because no one else before him ever said anything.

746
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 4: It's much amazing how the women on this show can

747
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 4: spin anything into a positive for another.

748
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: You heard the odds, Jeff, I don't think that's bad.

749
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 2: I mean, how'd you guys end it?

750
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 10: After we ate, we were just kind of like, oh,

751
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 10: if we had a frisbee, we throw it. But we

752
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 10: just kind of kind of like picked up a stick

753
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 10: and was kind of playing with it and then.

754
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 4: Go get it. Get date.

755
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 10: I mean I got no, but it got a little awkward.

756
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 10: You know, I was really hoping he'd say, like, you

757
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 10: know what, let's grab a drink and proceed to like

758
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 10: a nighttime thing. And he's so cute. I'm sure he

759
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 10: gets a lot of attention from women on on the app.

760
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 2: So well, he doesn't sound very good at a date.

761
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: I mean, he didn't even bring a frisbee. He didn't

762
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 2: even get the sandwich place. He went to a park.

763
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 4: Why is the man in trouble for paying for the

764
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 4: sand which she's the one that date.

765
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that I don't think he's getting hit

766
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 3: on as much as she thinks because he is not

767
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 3: as experienced as he should be, which is.

768
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: A good gride.

769
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's the man's fault somehow, but let's prove it.

770
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 4: When we come back. We're gonna call Steve for you

771
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 4: and try and get you your second date update. Right

772
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 4: after that. Your name is Steve, you better pick up

773
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 4: hold on second date update. I feel like in the

774
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 4: first part we definitely miss something we miss and by

775
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 4: we I mean Brook.

776
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 2: Okay, I know that we were going there.

777
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 4: Brooke was out that even though the guy is the

778
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 4: one not calling Kelly back. Yes, and Kelly said herself,

779
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 4: he's very good looking and must get a lot of

780
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 4: attention on the dating apps. And Kelly's the one that

781
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 4: had sandwich pieces all over her face. Brook heard all

782
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 4: of that and says, Nope, the guy is a bad

783
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 4: date planner. I bet no women want to go out

784
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 4: with you.

785
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 2: No.

786
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 3: No, I didn't say no women. I just said I

787
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 3: don't think that he's as wanted as she thinks. I'm

788
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: trying to hype her up. Okay, she has something to

789
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 3: offer on this table, and he is gonna maybe maybe

790
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 3: he was too intimidated by how awesome she is.

791
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: You know, the sandwich all over her face.

792
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 3: Listen, I've gotten food on my face. It shouldn't stop anything.

793
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 4: Okay, but no, actually, yeah, eating politely once one of

794
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 4: your dates. Try that. But look, the whole thing is

795
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 4: Kelly really liked the guy that she met up with, Steve.

796
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 4: They did a casual date in the park with Cuban sandwiches.

797
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 4: They tossed a stick back and forth. It was a

798
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:21,479
Speaker 4: great time.

799
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: The stick was a little straight, yeah, yeah, I.

800
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 4: Mean they weren't sure what else to do. It was

801
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 4: short though, Yeah, and so now afterwards she's hoping to

802
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 4: get one more shot with him because he's been kind

803
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 4: of ghosty.

804
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 5: Yeah.

805
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you heard from him at all?

806
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 6: Kelly? I haven't.

807
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 10: And now I'm nervous because I was really slobby. Maybe

808
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 10: I was I grossed him out. I don't know.

809
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 2: The passion that you had going into that sandwich is

810
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 2: what it is.

811
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 4: Understanding. If you could do that to a sandwich, just

812
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 4: imagine what else you could do.

813
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: That is right, Jeffrey, We are here to hypeer.

814
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 4: Cups a lot of love a sandwich. Yeah, it's disgusting,

815
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 4: all right, hold on, that's not what he says. But

816
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 4: here we go with Dilla's number. We'll see what he

817
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 4: has to say. Let's do it.

818
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: Ull.

819
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 4: Hey, we're looking for Steve speaking And Hey Steve, I

820
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 4: said we because you're on the radio right now with

821
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

822
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: He see how you doing?

823
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 6: Man?

824
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 7: Uh, you're from the radio.

825
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 3: And podcasts podcast to Yeah, yeah, we got a good podcast.

826
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 2: We are multifaceted here.

827
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're in the future with our entertainment, but we're

828
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 4: focused on you right now because one of our listeners

829
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 4: went on a date with you the other day and

830
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 4: really had a good time. He wants to see you again,

831
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 4: but that hasn't quite happened yet, and she's not sure why.

832
00:39:54,200 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 4: Her name's Kelly ah Man. Oh Man, Okay, oh Man.

833
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's still doesn't sound good.

834
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 4: The fact that you're not reaching out for another date

835
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 4: is kind of hinting that you're not interested, but we're

836
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 4: not sure if that's true or not. We want to

837
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 4: know what you think about Kelly.

838
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 7: Uh, she's very nice, like, Kelly's cool, but you know,

839
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 7: I just don't think it's gonna work out.

840
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Is there is there a reason?

841
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 3: I mean, did you went into it thinking that it

842
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 3: could work out?

843
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 10: Right?

844
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean definitely, But you know, like we got

845
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 7: some food and then we went to the park and

846
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 7: it just it started to get a little weird. But like,

847
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 7: you know, I don't want to blow up a spot,

848
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 7: like I don't even know you guys.

849
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 5: So see, we didn't hear anything like weird.

850
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 4: She said she had like some food or something on

851
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 4: her face, but nothing stood out to be weird.

852
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 3: Maybe that's weird to him, you know, like maybe it's

853
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 3: weird to him to have a female have food all

854
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 3: over their face.

855
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 7: No, no, actually I thought that was kind of cute.

856
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: See I told you guys, turn off all.

857
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 4: What was the issue? You said it was weird?

858
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's yeah, I'm like, so, you know, we were

859
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 7: sitting on the bench, were chilling, and there's like a playground,

860
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 7: you know, that's in this park that we're in, and

861
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:12,720
Speaker 7: oh yeah.

862
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 2: She randomly mentioned that to us too.

863
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and she so there's like a bunch of

864
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 7: kids playing, and all of a sudden, she points and

865
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 7: she's like, oh my god, look imagine if will we

866
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 7: had that many kids and those were all our kids

867
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 7: running around and there were like like eight ten kids

868
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 7: playing on the playground.

869
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So she was describing a nightmare, right, Like

870
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 3: that's how she meant, like, imagine how chaotic our life

871
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 3: would be.

872
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 7: She sounded thrilled.

873
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh thrilled.

874
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's a red flag to you.

875
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 6: That's a lot.

876
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

877
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean like I've known you for like twenty

878
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 7: minutes and now now we're having eight kids together.

879
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

880
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 3: In her defense, I will say it sounds like maybe

881
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 3: she was just trying to fill the void, like maybe

882
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 3: there was like an odd because she said like it

883
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 3: kind of died at the end.

884
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: Your guys, date. Maybe she was just trying to, like

885
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: I say, dumb things.

886
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 4: Could you understand that point of view?

887
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 7: Maybe, Steve, I mean I guess I could. But she

888
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 7: started getting like really into it. Oh, she was like

889
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 7: naming them. Oh, there was like another one we were

890
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 7: saying where she wasn't feeling one of the kids and

891
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 7: she was like, he's not playing nice. You would put

892
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 7: him up for an option.

893
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 5: Okay, she's obviously kidding.

894
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 4: Well, that should be a positive for you because you

895
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 4: don't want that many.

896
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 2: He would only have seven.

897
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 4: There you go.

898
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, she'd say she was a good mother of it.

899
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 4: Just a mither okay, but that it sounds like it

900
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: was all that conversation kind of scared you. Was too

901
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 4: much for you joking or not? Yeah?

902
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 7: I mean you know, like, yeah, but if.

903
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 2: She was joking, maybe you could work it out.

904
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 4: Yeah. And there's a perfect person to find out whether

905
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 4: or not it was a joke. That's Kelly, who's on

906
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 4: the other line right now waiting to talk to you. Wait, yeah,

907
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 4: Kelly and her seven children say hi, Oh, did she.

908
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Give another one up for adoption? Or we gout a sick?

909
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 4: Ever since you heard that Kelly?

910
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 9: There?

911
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, Steve it's Kelly, I am I like fuming, I'm

912
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 10: so offended. Yes, because and you know what this is

913
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 10: why and how I realized why I had sixteen unsuccessful

914
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 10: dates last year. It's because they were all like you, Steve,

915
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 10: like emotionally and intellectually scented.

916
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 2: Why are you upset? Why are you so mad?

917
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

918
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 10: Because, my god, Brooke, you were totally right, Steve, you

919
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 10: stock at planning a date.

920
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to hype you up, tear you down.

921
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 4: What happened?

922
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 10: Listen, if you even had like an ounce of a

923
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 10: sense of humor, like you would get that I was

924
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 10: obviously joking, and I was for you to actually think

925
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 10: that I was serious, Like, oh my god, like you

926
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 10: must be a narcissist that you would think I would

927
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 10: reach you for forty minutes and suddenly want to have

928
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 10: your babies.

929
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 4: All right, well, all right, I think we're I think

930
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 4: we're going down a path we don't need to go

931
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 4: down any farther. We were you weren't with Steve's response, there, Steve,

932
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 4: are you there?

933
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 7: Yeah? Apparently, but I'm still here.

934
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 4: Would you like to respond to any of the allegations

935
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 4: just against you?

936
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 3: I thought you guys were all gonna have a big

937
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 3: laugh about how it was a miscommunication.

938
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 6: Steve.

939
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 10: Bottom line, you planned a boring date and now I'm

940
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 10: paying a price for it.

941
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 4: That's nice, Steve. You see your data being and I'm

942
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 4: not going to go for.

943
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 10: Just the looks like I thought you were super.

944
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 6: Cute too much?

945
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 5: What kind of radio show is this?

946
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 7: You just trash, dude?

947
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 4: It depends on how many drinks Brooks.

948
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: I was just trying to make her feel better about

949
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 3: you not calling her, and now I don't know.

950
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: I think that this was already happening and I didn't

951
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 2: realize it.

952
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 7: You know, you don't have to tear somebody else down

953
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 7: just to try to make somebody else feel fatter.

954
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 1: That's a good class, ste I agree with you, all right.

955
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to tear you down. I don't know,

956
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: just I don't know if you did. I don't think

957
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: you said anything wrong, Steve.

958
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 4: Those are thoughts that should have happened before you said

959
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 4: the terrible thing me either.

960
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 9: I'm just being on it.

961
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, everybody be honest with everybody. This is a

962
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 4: good chance to have Steve admit that maybe he didn't

963
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 4: plan the best first date.

964
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, he didn't.

965
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, and maybe Kelly didn't make the best conversation

966
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 4: trying to invent an entire family of eight twenty minutes

967
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 4: into the conversation.

968
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: Oh that Kelly owned that.

969
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 10: Well, I'm sorry that I was so bored. I had

970
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 10: to use my freaking imagination.

971
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 4: Okay, that was an apology.

972
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: I could have imagined the kids in like a sweatshop

973
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 2: or something.

974
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 4: I don't know her.

975
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: It's like I wouldn't have been a red flag.

976
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 4: Brooks trying to get her business planned. So Steve, if

977
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 4: you're earn what I'm here, and then you probably see

978
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 4: the same thing as me, which is potential for true love.

979
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 4: And that's why we would be delighted to send you

980
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 4: out on another date that we would pay for. Yeah,

981
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 4: I don't know, the same day, messy sandwiches and all.

982
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 4: Put it on our tap. Okay, adoption fees brook is

983
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 4: going to cover that.

984
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 6: Yep.

985
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 4: Sure, what do you say?

986
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 7: No, No, I'm not going out with her yet. I

987
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 7: don't know what she's talking about. You went on sixteen

988
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 7: failed dates like what like this? This woman is only

989
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 7: one though, only it's about to be two.

990
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry for something, dear, humor someday.

991
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, No, it's okay, Brooke. You know you're absolutely right.

992
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 10: This guy knows nothing about planning and we should absolutely

993
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 10: own this.

994
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 4: God if you hope for all women, Broke, congratulations.

995
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 6: Not freaking Jeffrey in the Black Call was.

996
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 4: A great example of the power that Brook's words have

997
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 4: with our listeners.

998
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 2: I don't know what what went so wrong?

999
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 4: I really don't.

1000
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how I went from.

1001
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 2: Trying to hype somebody up, like I.

1002
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 4: Don't know, you weren't typing anybody up though, you were

1003
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 4: pushing the guy down to hype Because played out at

1004
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 4: the end of the first part, Brooke could have said, Okay,

1005
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 4: you guys did like a sweet little date in a

1006
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 4: park out in nature. He got you a meal. You

1007
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 4: guys spent time talking and getting to know each other.

1008
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 3: She was feeling self conscious because she's like, this is

1009
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: a really hot guy and he's probably got tons of girls,

1010
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 3: and I'm like, mad, the guy doesn't even bring a

1011
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 3: frisbee to a date.

1012
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 2: He doesn't know anything.

1013
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you call the guy boring because he didn't book

1014
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 4: a midnight laser light show with free drugs or whatever

1015
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 4: types of dates that you're into. And look what happened.

1016
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 4: Immediately hopped on the Brooks opinion blew up into a

1017
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 4: tirade against every man who's ever let her down. Ever,

1018
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 4: it's a good reminder that we, and when I say we,

1019
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 4: I mean you again, Brooke, you need to stay open minded.

1020
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 4: If it's not your ideal cup of tea first date

1021
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 4: idea doesn't mean other people can enjoy it.

1022
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: I just was trying to make her feel.

1023
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: Better, jeff How many times we have to tell you

1024
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: that it's.

1025
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 4: Not worth it let other people feel sad? Sometimes I

1026
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 4: got to.

1027
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 3: A fast food burger place with a Bogo coupon on

1028
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 3: a first date and.

1029
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 2: Still gone out with the guy again.

1030
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: I don't care.

1031
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 4: Everybody says low as Brooks are and your dating life

1032
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 4: couldn't possibly be bad. We're just saying we can try

1033
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 4: and help you with your date life. Email the show

1034
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 4: if you ever need help. We'll call that person. Wasn't

1035
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 4: calling you.

1036
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 6: Back, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1037
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 4: Doesn't it feel like every year there's some iconic band

1038
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 4: or music artist who announces their big farewell tour. Oh yeah,

1039
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 4: everybody scrambles to get tickets for that last chance to

1040
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 4: see them live in concert, then Elton. Two years later

1041
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 4: they're announcing this is there finally finished farewell tour. Yay,

1042
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 4: I have a stimput in now tour. And then the

1043
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 4: next year it's the final finale Forever for real, this

1044
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 4: time by Farewell Forever Tour.

1045
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: My t shirt from the first one eight years ago.

1046
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of misleading, but great marketing strategy

1047
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,760
Speaker 4: to get people to show up and buy tickets.

1048
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 3: I would say they probably really do think they're going

1049
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 3: to retire, and then they realize how broke they are.

1050
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why today I'm announcing this will be

1051
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 4: my farewell song of the week.

1052
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: Jeff, you're still under contract right now.

1053
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 4: I don't know will I be hanging up the microphone

1054
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: forever after this.

1055
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure when you sign that paper said you

1056
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: wouldn't be.

1057
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 4: I mean for this. I guess contractually I am obligated

1058
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 4: to die in this studio, right here, in this chair,

1059
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 4: but who knows. I wouldn't risk it. Make sure you're

1060
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 4: for what could possibly be my final forever Farewell song

1061
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 4: of the week. It's coming up right after this. It

1062
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,479
Speaker 4: is time for my brand new song of the week.

1063
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you look dressed for something. I don't know

1064
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 2: if it's that well, I.

1065
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 4: Don't know if you've noticed, but where we live it's

1066
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 4: pretty cold. Yeah, it's free I checked the map, you know,

1067
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 4: the Weather Channel map of the interactive of the whole place.

1068
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 4: Apparently it's freezing cold everywhere. It doesn't matter where you are.

1069
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 3: Jeffrey's literally in a parka right now with a wolf

1070
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 3: a wolf scarf and big gloves that you can't even.

1071
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: Move your fingers in. Why you don't play it instrument.

1072
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 11: I'm still feeling it though, shivering a little bit with

1073
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 11: all this on. And if it's not cold where you are,

1074
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 11: then it's probably gonna be in the next few days.

1075
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 11: Just listen to this guy from Miami, Florida who's standing

1076
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 11: on a beach.

1077
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 5: Fourteen to truck to it just a snow.

1078
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 4: Even he's cold. Man, and man, whenever you've had that

1079
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 4: conversation before with somebody where he asked him, are you

1080
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 4: a warm weather person? Are you a cold weather person?

1081
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 4: How many people say that they prefer the cold weather?

1082
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 2: Honestly, I just massakiss, yeah, I mean less.

1083
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 4: Than one percent would say those people are probably serial

1084
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 4: killers who like it that way. But once again, here

1085
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 4: we are it's happening. The news is reporting the coldest,

1086
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 4: most dangerous winter of all time and recorded history.

1087
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: They're not wrong.

1088
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 6: I mean this time.

1089
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 4: I actually believe it because just the other day I

1090
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 4: was trying to get to my car and I slipped

1091
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 4: and ate it five separate times. I have never had

1092
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 4: my driveway be that completely I stove. Oh my gosh.

1093
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 3: Jeffrey told me this story the other day and he's like,

1094
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 3: I could have taken the hill or the stairs.

1095
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, what did you do?

1096
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: And he's like, I tried, ball y.

1097
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 4: I did so. I had to climb over like a

1098
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 4: retaining wall with the garden just to reach my car.

1099
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 2: All I want is a ring camera video.

1100
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 4: But right now it is just so miserably horribly cold.

1101
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 4: The only way to warm us up is by brewing

1102
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 4: a hot mug of parody song. And that's why instead

1103
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 4: of doing Avril Levine's big hit Wow so complicated, it's

1104
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 4: young Jeffreys refrigerated. So I'm gonna point, even though I

1105
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 4: can't really point. I'll just throw my hand up when

1106
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 4: I'm there.

1107
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 3: Are very useful gloves here, like a boxer.

1108
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 4: Point. This morning in arctic blacks sweeping the country.

1109
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 7: Millions waking up to dangerously low temperature.

1110
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 4: Why do I have to be here to describe snowfall?

1111
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 4: It's pretty self explanatory. Freaked out because it's for below.

1112
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 4: Where did global warming?

1113
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 6: Gough?

1114
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 4: Dressed like that kid from Chris Story. Yeah, I'm randy.

1115
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 12: These hands can't feel where they are, skin blue like

1116
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 12: in Avatar. Get where Lincoln Park was coming from? Because

1117
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 12: I'm so numb, cold as an.

1118
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 4: Elf, I don freezer shell. The peas in the back

1119
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 4: are having a laugh when they canceled school. Used to

1120
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 4: be cooled me, but lately gotta why'd you go? And

1121
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 4: tearing the world re pregeraded.

1122
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 8: I stepped outside and icicles. They nearly got my head

1123
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 8: teeth capetated.

1124
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 9: The colt goes right.

1125
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 4: Through thermal suff winter cross spraying mace on my face and.

1126
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 8: My chest just to feel little he because pull the

1127
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 8: pleas and coffee drinks, the still you gotta buy me shake.

1128
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 4: And so so cold, frozen, worse than Elsa's house. Ice

1129
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 4: flows from my water, spouse. Can't you keep blizzards where

1130
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 4: they should be? At dairy Queen? Like Jack Dawson when

1131
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 4: he throws no thanks to his girlfriend Rose. My spouse

1132
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 4: sleeps with fourteen blankets on and leaves.

1133
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 8: Me nine ran for the mail, a slim d nfl

1134
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 8: a sprang bar of naple water.

1135
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 4: Dad broke my back.

1136
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,760
Speaker 8: I tried to with too, but chipped off A tooth

1137
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 8: ezy freezing, a worry that a couple tolls economy amputation.

1138
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 8: Been wondering if it's possible to tell myself out with

1139
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 8: a light cremation to frost this heart too, because my

1140
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 8: cop doesn't start out of lunch because it stuck in

1141
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 8: the snow, dropping two nine knees feet shovelin and crumboling

1142
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 8: and yellowing out for sent potation snow you blow and

1143
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 8: shrunkkins down, loone, I'm can doll modes because Hi do.

1144
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 4: Coll What's that statue on the floor? Just my frozen labrador,

1145
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 4: He's my little cryogenic pup, my Stanley cub crying's the fail.

1146
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 8: My tears turned to hail, my teeth start to clack,

1147
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 8: a jaw twitch attack.

1148
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 4: So cold in the roost, chickens run in the Kassie.

1149
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 8: Chrispy walking down the streets kind of feeling like big

1150
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 8: escade and well slips and falls in an.

1151
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 4: Accident and injury attorney have a lid.

1152
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 8: Gate and just one big ice flute in the stuff.

1153
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 4: Had to cuff nine one one for some help.

1154
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 9: I was stuck because my.

1155
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 8: Butt got froze to porcelain and.

1156
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 4: Human seems a terrible commendation. Oh no, how's.

1157
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 8: It even colder than the other guy has the maiden?

1158
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 4: At bedtime? I'll just call into the yeven.

1159
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 8: Like a baby, staying in you baby and my winter

1160
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 8: bedroom curtain. Shaush Peters on feeding fire links, which you said,

1161
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 8: but I still feel chills and tragically the coolest man's

1162
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 8: guts got glazy tea snow cones brome.

1163
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 3: From and you gave me so many good ideas for

1164
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 3: staying warms. A little mace on everybody would feel it's

1165
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 3: not a bad idea.

1166
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, put your comforter in the yeven. I bet it's

1167
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 4: actually really cozy in there. My favorite part, it never

1168
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 4: happened in a song the week before, was when you

1169
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 4: just shivered for a little bit. It was so cool

1170
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 4: that was unplaying.

1171
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: It was.

1172
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 4: A guest, actually a text in seventy five to tell

1173
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 4: us what you thought about the song of the week.

1174
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 4: If your fingers actually work.

1175
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: For texting, that it is you can do textas speech.

1176
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 4: You can also check out the video up on all

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00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 4: of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey and find all

1178
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 4: the lyrics there. Try and stay warm if you can't.

1179
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 6: Everybody freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1180
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 4: Text to seventy five nine two says, Hey, jeff and Brook,

1181
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 4: do you guys ever think that winter is like a

1182
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 4: bad breakup? It's cold, you're shivering, and you keep wondering

1183
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 4: when it's finally gonna be over. It's ok if you

1184
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 4: missed it. Instead of singing April Levine's big hit from

1185
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 4: two thousand and two, so Complicated, I did my own

1186
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 4: version called refrigerated, because it is freaking cold out there,

1187
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 4: if you haven't noticed, and everybody's having to deal with it, workers, kids, families,

1188
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 4: radio show hosts who fall down the Ricey driveway ten

1189
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 4: times before trying to get into their car. Ba's a

1190
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 4: problem for everyone, and we're hearing a lot of feedback Brook,

1191
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 4: what's up?

1192
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 2: Oh, this one's sad.

1193
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 3: Someone texted in, I just booked a tropical vacation to

1194
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 3: the Bahamas leaving tomorrow.

1195
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Then looked at the weather report.

1196
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 3: Apparently my airport is supposed to get two feet of

1197
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 3: snow overnight.

1198
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: Oh can I drive to the Bahamas?

1199
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1200
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 4: Sure, give it a try. I'm sure that'll work. Fuck

1201
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 4: if you miss the dope, you want to hear it again.

1202
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,479
Speaker 4: Song's gonna be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page,

1203
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 4: on our Facebook, Insta and our TikTok all of it

1204
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 4: at Broken Jeffrey.

1205
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1206
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 4: We got a brand new player to win Brooks Bucks today.

1207
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 4: Her name is Kira and her goal for this year

1208
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 4: is to have a healthy baby because she is currently

1209
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 4: fifteen weeks pregnant.

1210
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm so sweet.

1211
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: Congratulations Kira.

1212
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 4: What are you gonna name it? Thank you?

1213
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: We don't know yet.

1214
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 9: We don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

1215
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 7: We've got some ideas.

1216
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 4: Okay, do we know who the father is?

1217
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, that's not a question you asked.

1218
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 10: I don't know my husband.

1219
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, be the host.

1220
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, why why not?

1221
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 7: When it comes out, you know.

1222
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 4: Right, even if it's not, just tell him that it is.

1223
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 4: That's what Brooke does. So we're all happy for you.

1224
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 4: Let's get this baby some money so we could decorate

1225
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 4: that nursery right out of the studio while she leaves.

1226
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 4: You know how the game works. He got thirty seconds

1227
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 4: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1228
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 4: know when, you could say pass. But you do have

1229
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 4: to beat Brook out right to win. Are you ready?

1230
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 9: I think? So let's go all right.

1231
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 4: Here it goes. Your time starts now. Dolly Parton celebrates

1232
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 4: a birthday today. Is she in her seventies or eighties?

1233
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 10: Center eighties?

1234
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 4: All for one and one for all is the motto

1235
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 4: of what famous Triore. The Aviator and the Continental are

1236
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 4: car models made by whom a path. Santiago is the

1237
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 4: capital of what South American country, Argentina. Red Robin first

1238
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 4: opened in what west coast city. The California coyotes, wolves,

1239
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 4: and foxes are all classified as what type of animal

1240
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 4: good work? Kira Brook's gonna come back into the studio,

1241
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 4: and I know you don't know the gender, so uh,

1242
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 4: we're not doing name ideas yet, but can I suggest just.

1243
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 9: Something and go for it?

1244
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 4: Go with anything but Jeffrey because he will have a

1245
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 4: life of pure misery if you go with that name.

1246
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 4: So just anything besides it, and your baby will be golden,

1247
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 4: you know what. I'm trying to go for unique names anyhow,

1248
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 4: So I think you're already off the list.

1249
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 3: Don't even Okay, perfect, there's a pregnant woman on the phone.

1250
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 4: Come on, Okay, brook is the experienced mama on the show.

1251
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 4: Maybe you should be the one to give her one

1252
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 4: piece of advice.

1253
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: Oh God, I don't give advice to Newman.

1254
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 4: Well inspiring, Kira.

1255
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 2: All you need to do is love them. That's all

1256
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 2: they go to do. Everything else works out.

1257
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna let him be who they are and

1258
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 4: I'm just along for the ride.

1259
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, that's right, that's right back seat, you know,

1260
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,959
Speaker 3: les or discipline or anything.

1261
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 4: Let them do whatever they want. A right, Brooks, your turn?

1262
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 4: Are you ready? Your time starts now. Dolly Parton celebrates

1263
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 4: a birthday today. Is she in her seventies or eighties?

1264
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 2: Eighties?

1265
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 4: All for One and One for All is the model

1266
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 4: of what famous trio The Three Musketeers, the Aviator and

1267
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 4: the Continental are car models made by whom Lincoln. Santiago

1268
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 4: is the capital of what South American country Brazil. Red

1269
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 4: Robin first opened in what West Coast city, Seattle. Coyotes, wolves,

1270
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 4: and foxes are all classified as what type of animal?

1271
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 2: Canine?

1272
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 4: Oh this one might be a close We're going to

1273
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 4: go on to the scoreboard and see how you both

1274
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 4: did with ose So shout out to all the kids

1275
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 4: that I met. Where was it, Krista? He already?

1276
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 2: I'm just you know, Josephina more than anything.

1277
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 4: You got you correct today? Cool?

1278
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 10: Okay?

1279
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 3: And a godfather for your child there you go and

1280
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 3: rock yep you got four.

1281
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 6: Found such city not state, California.

1282
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 4: That was the early baby brain kicking and let's get

1283
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 4: these answers in. Dolly Parton celebrates a birthday today. She's

1284
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 4: still in her seventies. She turned seventy eight, the same.

1285
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: I mean, she's ageless.

1286
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 4: She's all okay, you guys are insisting a little bit

1287
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 4: too much. There All for one and one for all

1288
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 4: is the motto of what famous trio that would be

1289
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 4: The Three Musketeers. Aviator and Continental are car models made

1290
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 4: by Lincoln. Santiago is the capital of the South American

1291
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 4: country Chile.

1292
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 3: I just flashed on watching Where in the world is

1293
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 3: Carmen San Diego For some day? I feel like I

1294
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 3: watched that episode about Santiago and I got it wrong.

1295
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 4: Sorry, Carmen, She's in Santiago. Red Robin First Open in

1296
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 4: Seattle started out as Sam's Tavern in the forties now

1297
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 4: for five hundred at restaurants in the US and Canada.

1298
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 6: I should have known that.

1299
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 4: Coyotes, wolves, and foxes are all classified as canines like dogs.

1300
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 4: So Kira, Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today.

1301
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 4: But the good news is just for playing, you win

1302
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 4: a fifty dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National

1303
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 4: Use your Gift Card Day on Saturday, January twenty first.

1304
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 4: Treat yourself to something nice at Macy's.

1305
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 9: Awesome.

1306
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 4: Thank you, guys.

1307
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 5: I appreciate you.

1308
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, congratulations from all of us.

1309
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 2: Huge here for you.

1310
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: I appreciate that.

1311
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 4: We're very excited and this is a really cool start

1312
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 4: to my year as well, so thank you for being

1313
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 4: part of that. Thanks for being on Tierra Back go

1314
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 4: to a podcast, play for the baby.

1315
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 5: Put little headphones on.

1316
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 2: Your belly when we want the baby to come out smarter.

1317
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tira, make sure you come back and play again.

1318
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 4: Keep us updated on your situation. We'll be back to

1319
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 4: do situation. Well, you know it's a good situation. Pull

1320
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 4: me back to the wind Brooks bockx same time on Monday.

1321
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,