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Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, stoner Max is back. Yes, if

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Speaker 1: you don't know him, he's the guy that well, he's stoned.

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Speaker 1: He's he's on the Wacky Tobaccy. He's feeling good, but

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Speaker 1: one problem, he's running out of scratch. Needs money and

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Speaker 1: that's why he calls a woman who's a dog breeder

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Speaker 1: and says he wants to be just like her.

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Speaker 2: Oh so maybe she has.

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Speaker 1: A few helpful tips for him. I'm not sure he's

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Speaker 1: actually taking any notes, but he is rolling paper. We

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Speaker 1: know that in your phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello, hey, hey, hey, how that worked? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Dam I'm sorry?

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Speaker 4: This is I am Max. What's your name?

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Speaker 2: You called me?

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Speaker 4: You're supposed to be Erica and if it's not, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna hang up. Hey, No, you're not Erica. Your name

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Speaker 4: is Flounder.

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Speaker 2: This Eric. How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I was given your your digits because I'm trying to

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Speaker 4: work with dogs, like how you do?

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Speaker 3: You're a breader.

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Speaker 2: I'm a breeder, yes I am, But how can I

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Speaker 2: help you?

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I thought.

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Speaker 4: Like you made bread like for the dogs you know

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Speaker 4: are you.

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Speaker 2: The person at cars was gonna call me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, here's the deal I heard. You can make tons

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Speaker 4: of do if you can get dogs to like hook

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Speaker 4: up and stuff, not like make out, but like more

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Speaker 4: like more bases.

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Speaker 2: It is lucrative. But how can I help? Like, what

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Speaker 2: do you need from me? Well?

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Speaker 4: I don't even know, obviously, because these guys they're not

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Speaker 4: doing it at all. Like I tried to put on

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Speaker 4: some music and like set them in you feel me.

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Speaker 2: I put on some drizzy some kind of joke or something.

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Speaker 4: No, why do you even think that?

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Speaker 2: How many dogs do you have over there? Uh?

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Speaker 4: There's hold on, only count one?

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Speaker 2: Shit, I don't have this. I don't have time for this.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, I lost count. Stop running around. I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to count you guys.

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Speaker 3: Tell how many there's Like it's a circle of like five,

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Speaker 3: you know what?

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Speaker 4: Maybe I rounded them up. They're all strays from the

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Speaker 4: neighborhood and I saved them.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you're on something if I'm being honest,

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Speaker 2: and I really don't have time for this. If you're

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Speaker 2: not being serious about.

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Speaker 4: I am, that's all all that stuff wore off okay

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Speaker 4: a long time.

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Speaker 2: Ago, right, doing something and you're rounding up straight like,

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Speaker 2: this is not good. This is not ethical breeding.

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Speaker 4: I know I'm new at this, okay, but I only

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Speaker 4: have like two questions.

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Speaker 2: Google is an app on your phone you can.

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Speaker 3: Sear you hold on, I forgot the first question. Let's

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Speaker 3: move on to this second question. Oh my gosh, number two.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to get him to mate, and it's really

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Speaker 4: frustrating because it's been like at least like four minutes.

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Speaker 4: I gotta be my other job at Taco Bell in

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Speaker 4: like fifteen minutes or they're gonna fire me and then

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Speaker 4: I won't have like a ten percent off. Listen, God,

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Speaker 4: for everyone and the dogs.

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Speaker 2: This is not something that you do in ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: This is this is a process. Just takes time.

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Speaker 4: Uh so, like fifteen minutes. Because I call my boss.

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Speaker 4: He's pretty cool, Like if I'm late, you need.

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Speaker 2: To educate yourself on this. You need to look stuff

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Speaker 2: on the compute. I mean, for goodness sake, go to

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Speaker 2: the library.

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Speaker 4: I think I can. I don't know if they let

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Speaker 4: you take the dogs into the library, though, because especially

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Speaker 4: if they're doing it, you're supposed.

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Speaker 3: To be quiet.

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Speaker 2: To the library.

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Speaker 4: Listen to this guy, he's not gonna.

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Speaker 3: Be quiet, he's loud.

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Speaker 2: Oh you need to go to the library and look

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Speaker 2: it up. Read a book.

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Speaker 3: Whoa ew ew e, I'm supposed to look like that

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Speaker 3: flounder is. It looks like he's swimming, but oh my,

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Speaker 3: that is not the doggy paddle.

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Speaker 2: This is the most immature conversation I've ever had with the.

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Speaker 4: It's all good, No, it's Flounder is actually done. That's awesome,

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Speaker 4: and so's the prank phone call. So like all our

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Speaker 4: jobs are complete, I should get raised me.

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jose for.

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Speaker 4: The rare show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I was literally about to come through

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Speaker 2: the phone. I'm like, you're an imbecile, Like you can't

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Speaker 2: get any worse.

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Speaker 4: And this your friend Carla set you up, and you

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Speaker 4: must love her because you were so nice to me.

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Speaker 4: I could tell you were like, Carla, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a blood pressure peel because you praised

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Speaker 2: my blood pressure for the death.

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Speaker 4: Well it looks like Flounder took some kind of pill too.

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Speaker 3: He's still on my leg.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, Carla, I'm going to kill you.

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Speaker 4: And brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties