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We're not gonna 32 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 4: bear the lead. So the curtain went up on week. 33 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,960 Speaker 3: Number nine, now week nine. Look at that. We even 34 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 3: our number nine drop. 35 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 1: So week nine in the NFL schedule, you had Lamar 36 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: Jackson who actually was going to play this week as 37 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: opposed to last week when he did psych I'm not 38 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: playing the conspiracy theory that Lamar tapped out at the 39 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: last minute even though he had been medically cleared to 40 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: played and want to play two games in five days. Well, 41 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 1: he did want to play in Miami or the Miami Era, 42 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 1: and not actually Miami proper. But Lamar leading the Baltimore 43 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: buses the bus brigade into South Florida. So if you 44 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: saw this game was on Amazon Prime, so I know 45 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: some of our older listeners don't know how. 46 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 3: To get on him. It was that thing of a 47 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 3: jig on the Amazon that's streaming is that I don't 48 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 3: understand what that is. 49 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: Anyway, we watched, so you would not have to and 50 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 1: lamar Jackson action Jackson. No, he only had two hundred 51 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 1: and four yards passing, which is and all that sexy. 52 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: That's not that great. However, not one, not two, not three, 53 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: but four four touchdowns. I'm told that's good and so 54 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: much for the speculation that he was gonna come out 55 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: be rusty. You know, the first half was not was 56 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: not great. Game statistically was being won by the Dolphins, 57 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: even though the Ravens had the lead at halftime. The 58 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 1: Dolphins won the statuet, but in the second half it 59 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: was turnout. That's the parties over for Miami. As the 60 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 1: Ravens what they did is they gutted the Dolphins. They 61 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: gutted them and then they chopped them up in a 62 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: little bite sized pieces like sushi. Twenty eight to six. 63 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: The final on Thursday, and if you did watch Benny 64 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: versus the Penny the other day, the Thursday preview. 65 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 3: We did get that one right. Baltimore three and five. 66 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: Now they win their second straight game, and mathematically they 67 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: are very much in the middle of it in the 68 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: AFC North, which is wide open, wide. 69 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 3: Open right now. 70 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: Now, as per the norm, tight end Mark Andrews the 71 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: safety blanket for Lamar Jackson. 72 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 3: He got it done. 73 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: There a couple of touchdown catches. Dereck Henry did not 74 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: fumble one hundred nineteen yards on nineteen carries. Al Michael's 75 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: very excited when he crossed the rubicon on one hundred 76 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 1: yards on the broadcast. Now that said, you know, because 77 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: you listen on the regular on the down low here, 78 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 1: you understand that the story from that game is not 79 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: the Baltimore Ravens success. The story here is on the 80 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 1: Miami side. The better stories in the losing the locker 81 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: room where the Dolphins drowned and to a tongue of 82 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: by loa stumbled and bumbled. Miami now two and seven 83 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 1: to and the Dolphins turned the ball over three times. 84 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 1: There was a too interception and a couple of fumbles 85 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: there in Miami. On third down they went one of twelve. 86 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 1: Why are you're being so mean? 87 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 3: Either? 88 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: Seventeen percent doesn't seem very good to me. You know, 89 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,359 Speaker 1: the Ravens had one of the worst defenses in the 90 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: NFL early in the year. They got some guys back, 91 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 1: and still that's a pathetic offensive football by the Miami Dolphins. 92 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: Considering the selling point was you had the hot shot, 93 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 1: genius coach and you had the guy that was going 94 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: to figure things out too and all that. Well, that 95 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 1: is a good jumping off point. So let us discuss 96 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 1: the question after the blowout loss to the Ravens how 97 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: much stock? How much stock are you buying? And how 98 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: much how's the stock looking? A This is a better 99 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,919 Speaker 1: way to how's the stock looking for the Dolphins? And 100 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: we're gonna focus in on the dynamic duo of the 101 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: coach and the quarterback. There's all kinds of rumors flying 102 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: in the overnight that there's gonna be some major changes 103 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: in Miami. The trade deadline is next week and we'll 104 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: get into it right now. My thoughts on this, I've 105 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: got Tupperware, Ricky Martin, and Sesame Street, that's right, and 106 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: we will combine all of. 107 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 3: These things together and we are going to make. 108 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: A pumpkin, which we're going to carve up, kind of 109 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: like the Ravens carved up the Dolphins in the second half. 110 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 1: So a the duo, and oh what a duo it is, 111 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,559 Speaker 1: my god. 112 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, YoY uh to a tiny by law, to 113 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 3: a tiny by law. 114 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: And Mike McDaniel the coach. There, these same two geniuses 115 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 1: who we were told when they were put together, here 116 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: we're gonna revolutionize offensive football with nothing but great offensive 117 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: motion and. 118 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,279 Speaker 3: Really good locker room vibes, really good. 119 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: And they went out there in an island game. That's right, 120 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: it was an island game, and they got pants pants 121 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: by the Ravens in the second half, man handled in Miami. 122 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 3: The headline there, Mike McDaniel. 123 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 1: Ever the fashionist, I thought this was the perfect way 124 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: to dress if you didn't see the game, or if 125 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,159 Speaker 1: you're blind like Stevie meet Paul's. Mike McDaniel look like, 126 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: and I'm not making this up here, I'm not. 127 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 3: We're just gonna say whatever you gonna sue is be 128 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,799 Speaker 3: a hiberbal lee. You're just trying to get ratings. 129 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: No, Mike McDaniel looked like he had escaped from the 130 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: Dade County lockup. 131 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 3: We'll have to check with our Dade. 132 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: County expert there, Billy aka weed Man Hippy, to see 133 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: if that's the case. 134 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 3: But Mike McDaniel didn't. To me, he looked like he 135 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 3: had just gotten out of jail. 136 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: He had the gray sweatpants, he had the gray hoodie, 137 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: and it looked like they were like skinny sweatpants. I've 138 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: never seen those before. I have skinny jeans. They look 139 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: at these skinny sweatpants. Anyway, there you right out of 140 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: prison issue, you know, that was what he was wearing 141 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: their dolphin logo. Though he did have the dolphin logo, 142 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 1: so prison issue clothing, which is fitting because this team 143 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: gives you the feeling that they're they're serving hard time. 144 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 3: Welcome to the Who's Goal. 145 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: And McDaniel loves to talk about controlling the controller burs. 146 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: It's one of his fallback cliches, control the controller Bulls, 147 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: which is I his effort, attitude, focus, don't pull up 148 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,120 Speaker 1: Plaxago Burris and shoot yourself in the foot. All well, 149 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: all those appeared to be lacking as the game went on. 150 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: And maybe it was just my TV and they looked 151 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 1: great on your TV. But I saw them looking sloppy, 152 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: and as we love to say, my favorite entre came 153 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: from the late great Mike Leech, my favorite all time 154 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: college football coach, Mike Leach, who said, you're either coaching 155 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 1: it or you're allowing it to happen. And the law 156 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: firm of Tua and McDaniel specializing in a combo dish. 157 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: You've got turnovers on one side of the plate and 158 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: you have on the other side, you've got blown opportunities. 159 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: Now in terms of the stock, which is how we 160 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 1: phrase this and how we set this up. You know, 161 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: how's the stock looking for the dolphins dynamic do how 162 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,679 Speaker 1: much of the stock would you buy? Well, the stock 163 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:45,200 Speaker 1: is a penny stock. We're not talking about Apple or Amazon. 164 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: More like Toys r us go and invest in Toys 165 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: r us or the ninety nine cents stores or Red Lobster. Right, 166 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,199 Speaker 1: you're investing in Tupperware at this point, and it's leading 167 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: one direction. We are headed down the path, the guard 168 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,439 Speaker 1: path of Chapter eleven bankruptcy. 169 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 3: This thing's going to be dissolved. 170 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: Here, this combination and all the warning signs are flashing 171 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:13,840 Speaker 1: and there's alarm bells going on. Woooooo, just like you 172 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 1: can you can almost hear them woooo. 173 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 3: That's how they sound. 174 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: And so if you look at it in the wide 175 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,599 Speaker 1: angle lens, it's if you're of a certain age, it 176 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: is fascinating to see the Dolphins who are on that 177 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 1: big board, not a list, not a list terryating, but 178 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 1: a big board of teams from your youth that used 179 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: to dominate. And now you tell someone who's young, a 180 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 1: younger person to say, well, you know, the Dolphins used 181 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,959 Speaker 1: to be good every year, and you know the Raiders. 182 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,560 Speaker 3: Used to be good every who are you? 183 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:47,599 Speaker 1: You're a boomer? You know what I'm telling you. I 184 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,960 Speaker 1: think I remember living it. Maybe it was just a dream. 185 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,280 Speaker 1: But if you look at the wide angle lens, since 186 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,360 Speaker 1: Don Schuler retired, now I realize it's been thirty years, 187 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:01,240 Speaker 1: the Dolphins have had nine coaches. Of them, number ten 188 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 1: is already warming up in the bullpen right now for 189 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel. 190 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,679 Speaker 3: That includes interim coaches. Since Dan Marino. 191 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 1: Left and what was that ninety nine, two thousand something 192 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: like that lived ninety nine. Since Dan Marino left, the 193 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 1: Dolphins have had how many quarterbacks? Twenty five quarterbacks? A 194 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,199 Speaker 1: parade of horribles. I know you should not be mean 195 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 1: to cleiole lemon. I love the name Cleole lemon I do. 196 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 1: It's a dessert. Actually in Fort Lauderdale, Jay Fiedler, remember 197 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: Ray Lucas did a tour of duty there. Ryan Tannehill 198 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 1: up more recently had Teddy Bridgewater. And there you go, now, 199 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: Tua and Tua taking a page out of our old 200 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 1: boardop Roberto's playbook. There he's driving the struggle bus right 201 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,200 Speaker 1: off I ninety five, boom into Biscayne Bay, boom. 202 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,040 Speaker 3: So the doomsday. 203 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:54,080 Speaker 1: Clock it's ticking. Tua is sprinting towards the transfer portal. 204 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 3: Well, they don't have a transfer portal in the NFL, 205 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. 206 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:03,199 Speaker 1: And you you can see all along the sidelines the 207 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 1: telltale signs of a collapse. 208 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,120 Speaker 3: Having done this job more than one time, we've seen it. 209 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 2: You know. 210 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:15,000 Speaker 1: It's the usual patterns where guys are slumped over. There's 211 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: that blank stare on the sidelines, the occasional helmet slam, 212 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,080 Speaker 1: the coach yelling at the players, there's isolation by certain players. 213 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:27,440 Speaker 1: All that stuff. Players running the wrong roots or routes, 214 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: sloppy tackling, check check check check check, no buy in. 215 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 1: So it is oh v e r over the whole 216 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 1: house of cards and their teal cards coming tumbling down, down, down, down, 217 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,280 Speaker 1: down down down down down down down down down. Now 218 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: it is time for Miami to go back to where 219 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,640 Speaker 1: the kissing booth. They gotta go back to the kissing 220 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,080 Speaker 1: Why would they go to the kissing But what are 221 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,079 Speaker 1: you crazy? Because I learned this it was in I 222 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,439 Speaker 1: think it was in a Disney movie. You got to 223 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: keep smooching frogs until you find your prints. In this case, 224 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,599 Speaker 1: find a coach who knows what he's doing, in a 225 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 1: quarterback that knows what he's doing, and the prince, of course, 226 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:06,319 Speaker 1: might be holding a clipboard and a headset. Now it's 227 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,280 Speaker 1: not all bad news because I am very confident that 228 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel, once he gets out of his prison Garb 229 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 1: can go read the New York Times on an NPR 230 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 1: morning show somewhere and bore people that listen to that crap. 231 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 1: And Tua he'll be giving sermons somewhere about trusting the process. 232 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,200 Speaker 1: Of course, the process is broken. And if you know 233 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,559 Speaker 1: how Tua gives a speech, Mike got more on that later. 234 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:28,720 Speaker 3: Now turning the page. 235 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 1: So one of the other storylines here was the reaction 236 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,680 Speaker 1: of the fan. The stadium emptied out. It looked like 237 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,800 Speaker 1: a Dodger game. In the seventh inning, they were heading 238 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 1: to the parking lot. And Al Michael's had a good 239 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,199 Speaker 1: line on the Amazon broadcasts as normally people lead the 240 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: stadium early to beat the traffic, but if you leave 241 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,760 Speaker 1: the stadium early in Florida there in the South Florida area, 242 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:51,960 Speaker 1: you're actually gonna go into the. 243 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,240 Speaker 3: Traffic because everyone was leaving. 244 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 1: And the question is a group of Dolphin fans were 245 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: wearing paper bags in shame, paper bags and shame. They 246 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,320 Speaker 1: were three of them lined up there and then they 247 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 1: were I'm sure more than that, but any advice to 248 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:11,640 Speaker 1: the long suffering South Florida football fan who supports. 249 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 3: The Miami Dolphins. So I think we can market this. 250 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: I think I think this is a marketing opportunity and 251 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: if you want to go into it with me, and 252 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: that's my idea, we can make some T shirts and 253 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,559 Speaker 1: put like three or four jire Bronis in paper bags 254 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: and then we're not going to get the NFL trademark. 255 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: They're not going to allow us to use the trademarks, 256 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,080 Speaker 1: so we'll just put them in teal Bright teal with 257 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:40,359 Speaker 1: like orange outline jerseys, but that's not breaking the copyright. 258 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,319 Speaker 1: And then the slogan's gonna say South Beach Bag Brigade. 259 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 3: Why not? 260 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 1: And the nineteen eighty nineteen eighty New Orleans Saints a 261 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,319 Speaker 1: tribute and I heard Al Michaels mentioned this. What al 262 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 1: Michael's left out though, is one of the reasons that 263 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: the Saints fans turned to the paper bag. At that time, 264 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,880 Speaker 1: there was a show called The Gong Show that was 265 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 1: very popular in America pop culture before the Internet in 266 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 1: the early eighties, late seventies, and one of the big 267 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 1: stars on The Gong Show was a comedian known as 268 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,839 Speaker 1: the Unknown Comic, and his whole stick was he wore 269 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 1: a paper bag on his head. So the Saints fans 270 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 1: really just copied the Unknown Comic and then that became 271 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: a thing. And I saw one guy they showed even 272 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: turned a popcorn bucket into. 273 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 3: A mask of shame. A mask of shame. You can't 274 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 3: make it up. 275 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: It was the tropical version of a football funeral played 276 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,080 Speaker 1: out on the Amazon. And they've gone from back in 277 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,040 Speaker 1: the old days it was Miami Vice when they had 278 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: Dan Marino and all that. Now it's Miami embarrassed with 279 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 1: Tua and the fans, and these people are sunburned, defeated, 280 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:48,640 Speaker 1: and yet paying premium prices to get kicked in the 281 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: face and the balls on a weekly basis. Now the 282 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: Mallord advice here, and it's rather simple. I would advise 283 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: the Miami fans to go get a nice jet ski. 284 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 3: You might have to rent one if you don't know one. 285 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: Throw on the old banana hammock and knock down some 286 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 1: of my ties and just enjoy yourself, because that's the 287 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: only way you're surviving the misery. And spoiler alert, if 288 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 1: you keep buying tickets for this garbage, you keep buying tickets, 289 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,560 Speaker 1: You're part of the problem. You're not the solution. You 290 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,840 Speaker 1: are the big dummy in South Florida. These Mama lukes 291 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: who run these NFL teams, they do not care. And 292 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: it's really all of professional sports. I've learned my jaded 293 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: ways over the years, but I've seen how they make 294 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: the sausage, and I'm telling you, they know that you're hooked. 295 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 1: The people that run these teams do not care if 296 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 1: you're not entertained. They just want to reach into your wallet. 297 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: And they know that if you're engaged, you're gonna watch, 298 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: and the Dolphins are undercover like the Jets and the Browns. 299 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 1: They just have better ways, right the Dolphins. If you 300 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 1: look at the last thirty years, the Dolphins are side 301 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 1: by side. If you look at the Van Diagram, they're 302 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,880 Speaker 1: right there with the Jets and the Browns. They just 303 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 1: have better weather and they wear more suntann lotion like 304 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,040 Speaker 1: the Leprechaun. But you do realize, I mean maybe you 305 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 1: don't that it's been almost twenty five years December of 306 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 1: two thousand since the football team in Miami won a 307 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 1: playoff game. That's a generation plus for the Dolphins. They 308 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 1: haven't won a playoff game. Dan Marino was still limping around, 309 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 1: you had Y two K, the Y two K bug 310 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: was fresh, and Ricky Martin was topping the charts. The 311 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 1: last time the Dolphins were the Kings. When even the 312 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: Kings they just won a playoff game. It's been even 313 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 1: longer since they won a Super Bowl. 314 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 3: My god. So we say it calls for the Miami 315 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 3: fans to give the old a bomb, not an a 316 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:53,800 Speaker 3: rod an a. 317 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: Bomb aka apathy with a capital a detach dis in 318 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,720 Speaker 1: game age. Do not post on social media about it. 319 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,760 Speaker 1: Don't rant about it, just stop caring because the person 320 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 1: and this is important lesson in life if you haven't 321 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: learned yet, the person who cares less has the power. 322 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: The person that doesn't care controls the room. You tank 323 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,359 Speaker 1: the TV ratings, you dry up the merch, you send 324 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: a message, right, And this has happened the Dodgers, who 325 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: are they're gonna blow the World Series this year? But 326 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,959 Speaker 1: they've been great every year. They're a playoff team and 327 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,880 Speaker 1: they find ways to f this up most of the time. 328 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 3: But the Dodger. 329 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: Fans boycotted the team, and major League Baseball stepped in 330 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 1: and said, okay, we got to get rid of this owner. 331 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 3: And they did. 332 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,280 Speaker 1: They bought a new owner in and they gave. Of course, 333 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,680 Speaker 1: they made the mistake of even the old owner of 334 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 1: the parking lots. But that's it. So I'm telling you, 335 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,960 Speaker 1: if the being counters in Miami, if they see a 336 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: bunch of red and the Dolphins are in the red there, 337 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: the winds of change will be howling. They will all 338 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,560 Speaker 1: right now, last word on the Baltimore side, quickly, all right, 339 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: on the Baltimore side. So Lamar Jackson had not one, 340 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: not two, not three but four touchdown passes. As we said, 341 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 1: he averaged almost nine yards almost nine yards of pass. 342 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,879 Speaker 1: I think the Dolphins were trying to play defense. It 343 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,880 Speaker 1: didn't look like it. As that was his homecoming, we're 344 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,680 Speaker 1: told a large contingent of the Lamar Jackson marching and 345 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,480 Speaker 1: chaud of societies. You might imagine we're there, and Lamar 346 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,200 Speaker 1: did not disappoint. It was a close game for a half. 347 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,200 Speaker 1: As we said, the Ravens then turned on the after 348 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,359 Speaker 1: burners and up, up and away, up, up and away. 349 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,640 Speaker 1: All right, Now, question, have Lamar Jackson and the Ravens 350 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 1: figured something out? Have they figured out something? That's the question. 351 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,480 Speaker 1: So I'm nodding my head. 352 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 3: Yes. 353 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,199 Speaker 1: If you're watching on the YouTube channel, and we have 354 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,160 Speaker 1: two of them at Ben Mahlers Show and also at 355 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,879 Speaker 1: Benny Vspenny that is up by the way. Now, if 356 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 1: you want to watch the week nine, don't do it 357 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,199 Speaker 1: now because I'm doing the show, but later on. But 358 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,520 Speaker 1: in terms of the question, have Lamar Jackson and the 359 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,879 Speaker 1: Ravens figured out something? 360 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,640 Speaker 3: I am nodding my head. Yes. 361 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 1: Look, no style points. You know I'm a no style 362 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 1: points kind of guy. You don't get style points for 363 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 1: beating a team you were supposed to beat. You were 364 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,119 Speaker 1: big road favorites. So I'm not gonna sit here and say, wow, bravo, 365 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,160 Speaker 1: what a win. They did what adults do. They handled 366 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,520 Speaker 1: their business. They didn't dominate the stat sheet. They just 367 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:20,400 Speaker 1: dominated the scoreboard. It wasn't about the fantasy numbers, even 368 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,920 Speaker 1: though Lamar had four touchdowns. It was about stacking wins 369 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 1: like hotcakes. Lamar looked smooth, smooth as silk. In the 370 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 1: second half. You could feel that the Ravens were in 371 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: total control of the game in the second half. 372 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:34,240 Speaker 3: And they weren't panicking. 373 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,199 Speaker 1: Even at halftime they had a small lead, and they 374 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 1: really weren't playing all that well. 375 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:38,920 Speaker 3: In the second half. 376 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 1: They just dissected the Dolphins one drive at a time, surgical, 377 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,240 Speaker 1: and it is about time. Baltimore season has been straight 378 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,800 Speaker 1: out of Dumb and Dumber. They drove halfway across the 379 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,919 Speaker 1: NFL schedule in the wrong direction, but now they figured out. 380 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 1: They futched around with their GPS, they recalibrated their GPS 381 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 1: and they're digging. 382 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 3: Out of the hole three and five. 383 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:08,879 Speaker 1: But the schedule ahead is all delicious dessert. It's Vikings, Browns, Jets, Bengals. 384 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 1: It's the hostess lineup. They've got cupcakes to the right, 385 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,960 Speaker 1: ding Dongs to the left, zingers over there, and fruit 386 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 1: pies everywhere. 387 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,400 Speaker 3: And for Lamar Jackson, this is. 388 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:23,879 Speaker 1: Turning into a PBS classic, a Sesame Street type of 389 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,840 Speaker 1: football situation, as sunny days are sweeping the clouds away 390 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: for the Ravens and they are on their way to 391 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,440 Speaker 1: the penthouse in the division and they're figuring out how 392 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,520 Speaker 1: to get how to get to the very top of 393 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:43,919 Speaker 1: the standings at the Mountain Peak, which I didn't know 394 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:48,159 Speaker 1: the AFC North was in Sesame Street land, but apparently so. 395 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 1: If Lamar keeps playing like this and the defense has 396 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: figured some stuff out, I'm not sure about that. The 397 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: Dolphins just kind of packed it in the second half, 398 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,760 Speaker 1: but any combination of those things happened. Baltimore is back 399 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,359 Speaker 1: and they're in business there. They just need to keep it, 400 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: keep it simple, and just beat who you're supposed to be. 401 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,879 Speaker 3: It is the Ben Mallard Show. If you would like 402 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 3: to be. 403 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: Part eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. We are 404 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,760 Speaker 1: here all night throughout the overnight. That's eight seven seven 405 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,240 Speaker 1: nine nine six six three sixty nine. Also coming up, 406 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 1: a little bit later this hour we'll have the who 407 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,399 Speaker 1: am I? 408 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 3: Game? We look forward to that and you can play 409 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 3: along with all of the bits as we go through. 410 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 1: At every hour there's something you might like it, you 411 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,680 Speaker 1: might not, But there's something every hour. Next hour we've 412 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 1: got Mallard of the third degree, we'll have the Mallard 413 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 1: Riddle of the Day, the Malat Riddle a day, and 414 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 1: lame jokes an hour three and I'm pretty sure we're 415 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 1: not gonna have the Coop Scoop. 416 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,080 Speaker 3: Maybe we'll have cheese with breeze. 417 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,440 Speaker 1: We'll do something like that, but we could do that 418 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: who knows a reason for Coop? And then Sports Jeopardy 419 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,760 Speaker 1: we'll have that as well. So anyway, eight seven, seven 420 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: ninety nine on Fox is the number you want to 421 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 1: hit me up on X at Ben Mallard, we do 422 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: read a lot of comments on the air. 423 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 3: Will be a warned and they're open to interpretation. 424 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: I know Justin and Cincinnati gets a stick up as 425 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,719 Speaker 1: keyster when I point that out, but really, when you 426 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 1: post something on social media, it's like a piece. 427 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,200 Speaker 3: Of fine art. 428 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 1: And as we know, when you go to the Louver 429 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,200 Speaker 1: or any other art museum, it's open to interpretation, and 430 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,679 Speaker 1: so I interpret what I believe you meant to say. 431 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 1: Because many of you don't know how to spell. You 432 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,720 Speaker 1: didn't graduate from the third grade, so I have. 433 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 3: To clean up your spell literate. Yeah, I mean there's 434 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:26,879 Speaker 3: a little bit of that. 435 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not the greatest either, but I became 436 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 1: a much better speller when I figured out spell check. 437 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:31,680 Speaker 3: It's amazing. 438 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: All right, straight ahead, call him mister motivation. That's right, 439 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 1: call him mister motivation. 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Go to YouTube search Covino and 453 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,200 Speaker 5: Rich FSR. 454 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: Check us out on YouTube, Subscribe hit that thumbs up 455 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 1: icon comment away smaller about. 456 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,439 Speaker 3: Dad to the third degree. 457 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,960 Speaker 2: This is one big event gets grilled. 458 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,040 Speaker 1: And now a woman who made a very poor decision 459 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,600 Speaker 1: as a child and became a Saints fan. 460 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 3: Our friend, Breeze, that was such a disc that's so good. 461 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,399 Speaker 3: What's so true. 462 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,360 Speaker 6: I have my I'm my Bloomingdale's trash back now I've 463 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,920 Speaker 6: moved up. I'm not Trader Joe's anymore. 464 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 3: I have a Bloomingdale's trash, you know, for my aides. 465 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,160 Speaker 3: So that's exciting. Thank you so much. 466 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 6: I'm ed Ordron revealed on Wednesday, Ben he would love 467 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,919 Speaker 6: to return to LSU as the head coach. What's the 468 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 6: chances of that happening? 469 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,280 Speaker 3: You think I'll give Ed? 470 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,439 Speaker 1: Oh? I want to give him a ten percent chance. 471 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 1: And the only reason I'm going ten percent is he 472 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,720 Speaker 1: has to have some boosters. The way these guys get 473 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: the jobs, you got to suck up to the billionaire 474 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,159 Speaker 1: boosters billionaire boys club, and if you get one of 475 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,600 Speaker 1: those guys to sign off and support you, you can 476 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 1: get the job. But he failed at the end. He 477 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 1: did win with Drew Brees or with Chief gree with 478 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,359 Speaker 1: Joe Burrow and whatnot. 479 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:21,880 Speaker 3: Next. 480 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 6: Okay, so we're about four days away from the NFL 481 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 6: trade deadline. You've talked about a number of trade rumors, 482 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:27,919 Speaker 6: a lot. 483 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,920 Speaker 3: Of teams have denied. 484 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 6: Which team do you think is going to be most 485 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 6: active at the deadline? 486 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,600 Speaker 1: Well, the Giants should trade Russell Wilson or Jameis Winston. 487 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,800 Speaker 3: I'd like to see Jameis. 488 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,640 Speaker 1: Winston go somewhere and play. I like watching him play, 489 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: So that would be one. In the Cleveland Browns, Miles 490 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,480 Speaker 1: Garrett doesn't want to be there, you can get a 491 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 1: lot for him. 492 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,920 Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about. 493 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 1: That more later, but I think that would be the 494 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,360 Speaker 1: obvious one. Also next, all righty. 495 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 6: The seventy six ers are four and oh so far, 496 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,679 Speaker 6: and people are thinking that they are legit contenders, and 497 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 6: for once it isn't. Because of Joelle Embiid. The evolution 498 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 6: of Tyrese Maxi has people looking at Philly a little 499 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 6: bit different. Ben, do you think he's think a game changer? 500 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,520 Speaker 1: He's off to a good start. It's we're not even 501 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,359 Speaker 1: at November first yet. 502 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 3: I can't. 503 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,640 Speaker 1: I've been trying to watch some of these NBA games. 504 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: I'm not quite there yet. I'm not buying the Sixers. 505 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,199 Speaker 1: When the dust settles, East is wide open. But I'm 506 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 1: not buying that they're going to be there at the end, 507 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,359 Speaker 1: mainly because Joel Embiid is still on that team and 508 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:21,920 Speaker 1: he's dead weight. 509 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 3: How did we do? Plus Ben Good? 510 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:32,840 Speaker 1: Unlike the Saints, I passed a Happy Halloween. This has 511 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,880 Speaker 1: to be the top Halloween song, right. I can't think 512 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: of anything that tops the months Tomash Ghostbusters. 513 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 3: Not bad either, Bill Miller. It is the Ben Mahler Show. 514 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,320 Speaker 1: As we work our way through the overnight hours together, 515 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes of the week coming up momentarily, 516 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,160 Speaker 1: all the best singers, all the best one liners that'll 517 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 1: be coming away here in a few minutes. A reminder 518 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 1: to support this show and go on the YouTube. Be 519 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 1: sure to check out the brand new YouTube channel. There 520 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,600 Speaker 1: are two of them, Ben Malor Show at Ben Malor 521 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 1: Show within YouTube and at Benny Versus the Penny. In fact, 522 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 1: that's up now Benny Versus the Penny if you wanna 523 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 1: watch later on all the big NFL picks who I like, 524 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 1: who I'm picking to win those games? What I think 525 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,280 Speaker 1: is going to happen on Benny Versus the Penny, So 526 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: check that out and out back to it. 527 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,240 Speaker 3: Knock knock, who's there? Blame weed blame week too. It's 528 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 3: Big Man's lame joke of the week. 529 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,320 Speaker 1: And we go now to South Florida and we say 530 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,119 Speaker 1: hello to our friend. His name is Billy, but on 531 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,160 Speaker 1: this show he is the superhero known as weed Man. 532 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,920 Speaker 3: Hippie. Hello, weed Man, Hippie. 533 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,760 Speaker 2: Hey, Ben made me laugh. 534 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: All right, weed Man, I'm gonna attempt to make you 535 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 1: laugh weed Man. And good news. I've just gotten a 536 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,800 Speaker 1: call from the Miami Dolphins. You are in line to 537 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,680 Speaker 1: coach the Dolphins in their next game. Congratulations, we'd man, 538 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,600 Speaker 1: that's great. 539 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,800 Speaker 3: What kind of offense are you gonna run if you 540 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 3: coach the Dolphins running gunn off? No, you're gonna run 541 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 3: the four to twenty offense, you dummy. Come on man, wait, okay, 542 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 3: here we go, Here you go, All right, here we go. 543 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 3: These are actual jokes by actual listens. 544 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 7: If you'd like to join the Underappreciated, underpaid because they 545 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,679 Speaker 7: get no money joke riding crew for the show like 546 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,920 Speaker 7: Legends Eke in Roseviio, Minnesota, Chippin' in Maine, Surfer Todd 547 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,119 Speaker 7: the Comedian, all those guys, then send me an email. 548 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:47,040 Speaker 3: Benmahler Show at gmail dot com. Benmaller Show at gmail 549 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 3: dot com. 550 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,760 Speaker 1: Let's go in here, weed Man. What the what are 551 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,600 Speaker 1: the Los Angeles Dodgers and weed Man hippie have in common? 552 00:27:54,280 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 3: What? Missing teeth? That's Gordon in Tacoma. There you go, 553 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,840 Speaker 3: all right? Why hello? Why is weed Man a lucky guy? 554 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: Why? Well, he never has to rent a Halloween costume. 555 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:19,040 Speaker 1: That's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. What did weed Man's 556 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,600 Speaker 1: jack o' lantern say to him after here he got 557 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,439 Speaker 1: done carving it? 558 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 5: What? 559 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 1: Well, nothing because it didn't have any teeth. That's Andy 560 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,560 Speaker 1: from Lionel Lakes. There. 561 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,840 Speaker 3: There you go. Have a teeth joke tooth joke? 562 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,919 Speaker 1: How can weed Man track the package that Sir scratch 563 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,800 Speaker 1: Off sent to him? Ow he can call in an 564 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,560 Speaker 1: amber alert for Little Debbie. That's ship in Maine. Remember 565 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, Sir Scratchoff promised all this 566 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 1: Little Debbie stuff and then totally flaked on us. 567 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 3: We're still waiting for our Arkansas meet and greet. 568 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,920 Speaker 1: By the way, I wonder what happened with that interesting 569 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,720 Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun set this one in if weed Man 570 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: was president, What would. 571 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 3: He do on day one? What you would pass a 572 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 3: joint bill is what you would do? 573 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:10,600 Speaker 1: There? 574 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 3: You go, all right, what did what? That's a good joke. 575 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,680 Speaker 1: What did weed Man say when he saw a used 576 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,120 Speaker 1: condom in the street? 577 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,200 Speaker 3: Wow? 578 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 1: What you said? That's where the rubber meets the road 579 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 1: right there. That's a surfer Todd who's now living in Vegas. 580 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 1: Our guy, Surfer Todd is relocated to Las Vegas. All right, 581 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 1: what should weed Man Vegas? What should weed Man dress 582 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:42,160 Speaker 1: up as for Halloween? What a homeless guy? That's Noah 583 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 1: in Austin. Yeah, if weed Man came to Boston, what 584 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,360 Speaker 1: might he find while dumpster diving? 585 00:29:53,040 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 8: What a lobsterock? A lobstock that's Mike Michael. What is 586 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:06,120 Speaker 8: weed What is weed Man afraid of? What job applications? 587 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 8: That's Noah in Austin. Big Ben's lame jokes. These are 588 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 8: actual jokes sending by actual listeners of the show. Here's 589 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,680 Speaker 8: one from Georgia and Uvalde, Texas. What should weed Man 590 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,560 Speaker 8: Hippie's segment be called today? 591 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:26,920 Speaker 3: Since it's Halloween? What mask the weed Man mask? Then? 592 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: How does Weedman show that he is suspicious about sports events? Wow? 593 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,360 Speaker 3: He wears the same underwear for at least a week. 594 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 3: At least a week. 595 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: Very well, Mike phi LEPrecon, Well, what does weed man 596 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: hippie have in common with the Dallas Cowboys defense? Yeah, 597 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 1: weed man, No, there is he going locking tooth, blacking teeth? 598 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,320 Speaker 3: I don't know. We did he? Hang up? We man? 599 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,320 Speaker 1: Why does Marcel want to be an offensive lineman for 600 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: the Giants because. 601 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 3: He's great at blocking? At blocking? There we go, all right, 602 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 3: it's Halloween. 603 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 2: Thank you. 604 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,960 Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess his Obama phone died or 605 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,760 Speaker 3: something like that. I don't know.