Speaker 1: Start data start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn buys data.
Speaker 1: They making noise, Data up. Episode one. This is the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast. The year end, rear end, whatever you
Speaker 1: want to call this episode right uh now, scary? Have
Speaker 1: you been hard at work assembling the year in best
Speaker 1: of clips so we can do a countdown in a
Speaker 1: montage and a regispectually, we have we have one major
Speaker 1: clip to play right here. This is the best, the
Speaker 1: very best of the Brooklyn Boys. And here it is,
Speaker 1: and there it was. That was a hell of a year.
Speaker 1: We did a whole lot of nothing, Brodie. Let's face it.
Speaker 1: We sat in our couch, we the weather, the weather
Speaker 1: was shipped and then all of a sudden in March
Speaker 1: we started sitting on our couches and locking ourselves in
Speaker 1: our basement. And that's been our year. We've done some
Speaker 1: good episode soon as the weather started turning decent. Pandemic time,
Speaker 1: Corona times. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like this is a year I'd like to forget.
Speaker 1: Quite honestly. Well, we did have our biggest episode ever. Okay,
Speaker 1: round of applause for coming in sixth place last week.
Speaker 1: A thousand podcasts so I appreciate it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see if you do unless you're unless you're claiming
Speaker 1: election fraud. That's the highlight. I'm not gonna do that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take every ballot I can get that. We
Speaker 1: were number six, all right, and we're gonna be higher. Listen,
Speaker 1: my my plan, my goal. Your goal is to maybe
Speaker 1: break the top five for next year, maybe even top three.
Speaker 1: I would love that, you know. I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: really offended that we really didn't get it. We got
Speaker 1: jipped out of this year, out of having a real year.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be traveling for jingle Ball right now,
Speaker 1: we're supposed to be going from city to city, which
Speaker 1: we're supposed to be going on cruises. I mean, listen, everybody,
Speaker 1: everybody gave up a lot. Listen. Scary. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't want to minimize, but a lot of people, I
Speaker 1: hate to say it, a lot of people lost their lives,
Speaker 1: a lot of people lost family members. So I know,
Speaker 1: I just want people to know that we were putting
Speaker 1: our problems in perspective. We realize that people had it worse.
Speaker 1: We're just saying, in general, for everyone, if you didn't
Speaker 1: lose someone or you didn't get sick this year, it
Speaker 1: was still a crappy year, that's all. Yeah, let's yeah,
Speaker 1: we're putting it in terms of our world. And yes,
Speaker 1: we were not forgetting about what's going on out there.
Speaker 1: That going across the street gets shot and I bang
Speaker 1: my toe. My toe still hurts. This is true. That's
Speaker 1: all were saying. You know, first world problems we've had
Speaker 1: at that episode before, We're still allowed to have them.
Speaker 1: They exist, you know, you could say first world problems
Speaker 1: or what was scrounging for paper towels again this week?
Speaker 1: I had to buy the cheapest non no name awful
Speaker 1: Brandon paper towels and by Sparkle. Did you is that
Speaker 1: what it is? The Blue the Blue Rapper, Glory the
Speaker 1: Blue Rapper that was on Hot ninety seven the other night.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, uh, angel, no, Angel, I forget
Speaker 1: what brand it was. It was so crappy. It was
Speaker 1: like three seven a roll at home depot. But it
Speaker 1: was your microphone connection tonight because it sounds like ship,
Speaker 1: does it? Let me say, hold on, let me check
Speaker 1: the check the cables. Hold on, yeah, hold on, okay,
Speaker 1: how is that? Oh? He's gone and I'm back. How's
Speaker 1: that better? All right, we'll leave it like that. We'll
Speaker 1: see what he is it better? Yeah, a little bit?
Speaker 1: Was it quilted? Northern? Was that it? Actually? So, that's
Speaker 1: a real that's a toilet paper, doesn't your I know,
Speaker 1: my three point seven million dollar equalizer fixed the problem
Speaker 1: with my mike. No, not nothing. Nothing can help your microphone.
Speaker 1: It's you've got a terrible hum because you've got something
Speaker 1: going on in your your basement, right there's nothing going on.
Speaker 1: The washer and dryer off, the heat is off, the
Speaker 1: heat is on, the heat is on. Thanks Glenn Fry. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: because it's it's cold outside and we're in the middle
Speaker 1: of a blizzard right now. Well, I'm sitting in my
Speaker 1: basement in the cold for this podcast. The slices appreciated.
Speaker 1: I understand that. So the point was the pandemic is
Speaker 1: now people are re reinvesting in toilet paper and baby towels. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. My uh you know, you
Speaker 1: know the lady that comes here once every two weeks,
Speaker 1: she helps me clean the house. The woman who three
Speaker 1: sneakers out to help you clean the house, she cleans
Speaker 1: the house. You aren't sitting there with a rag with
Speaker 1: her cleaning the house along. So I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: my house is always cleanest hours before she gets here,
Speaker 1: because I feel like I can't leave a mess for her.
Speaker 1: You call your girlfriend to come over and clean He No,
Speaker 1: I clean everything myself. I'm like, I don't want her
Speaker 1: to see my place like this. It's crazy. I get
Speaker 1: into my own head like Brody, So I meet meeting
Speaker 1: things up before she even gets here. I tidy this place.
Speaker 1: I everybody does that. So we have someone who comes
Speaker 1: once a month also just just for the big stuff.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, not even so so I'll you know what
Speaker 1: I'll do. I'll go around the night before and I'll
Speaker 1: set things up or clean things or move things where.
Speaker 1: I say to myself, I wouldn't want anyone to think
Speaker 1: that I live with this here like a fucking dirt bag, right,
Speaker 1: like a dirty sock in the couch. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go and why how it lives like that? Or
Speaker 1: like a glass with empty pistachio shells in it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like this, like I'm not going
Speaker 1: to clean up like dog toys like she puts them
Speaker 1: all in a bin. She cleans up all with dog toys.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that, there's dog toys around. That happens.
Speaker 1: It's a normal dog, it's a normal house. But if
Speaker 1: you get that, you know, like a big clump of
Speaker 1: toothpaste laying on the counter that you missed a couple
Speaker 1: of days, you gotta clean that. You can't you don't
Speaker 1: want like because I don't. I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: someone who coming into the house going this. This is
Speaker 1: like he just leaves his crap for me. I don't
Speaker 1: want to disrespect anybody by leaving my water toothpaste just
Speaker 1: lying there. Like I wiped the sink out, like you
Speaker 1: get all the dry toothpaste after like a few I
Speaker 1: I clean the sink. Well, not because I don't want
Speaker 1: her to do it. I don't want him to see it. Well,
Speaker 1: what I all I do is I leave her some
Speaker 1: money for for for paper towels, and she brings me Sparkle.
Speaker 1: So whatever the Sparkle brand is, it's the one that's
Speaker 1: falling off the roll the second you open it up
Speaker 1: the pack. Okay, the ones I got are so cheap,
Speaker 1: there's no role Oh there's that. Well, actually that's that's environmentally. No, No,
Speaker 1: they stay chintzed on the roll. They're like squishy and
Speaker 1: they flatten. That's how cheap they are. So I so
Speaker 1: I took him out of my trunk and I put
Speaker 1: them on top of a closed garbage pail and the garage.
Speaker 1: But I bought two packages. My wife just came home
Speaker 1: five minutes for the podcast. I opened garage door for her,
Speaker 1: see if she's okay. So now she drove home in
Speaker 1: the snow, and first thing she says to me is, well,
Speaker 1: those are crappy paper towels. Yeah, not hello, No, but
Speaker 1: here's the thing I skip I skip bound on some
Speaker 1: things we buy. We buy bounty paper towels. Well, I'll
Speaker 1: buy brawny if they're there, but uh, every once in
Speaker 1: a while Amazon has them back in stock and I'll
Speaker 1: order them right away. So right now they're they're up
Speaker 1: a few dollars. You're like thirty eight dollars for the
Speaker 1: sixteen mega rolls sixteen equals or something like that. So
Speaker 1: my wife's five right, thanks Chicago. So my wife says, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get him at the Costco, or I get him
Speaker 1: so much. I said, listen, they're they're flying off the
Speaker 1: shelves right now. There's a storm. Coming. No, I I
Speaker 1: saw them. I get him. Okay, all right, So yesterday
Speaker 1: I get the text message, Hey, if you're at the
Speaker 1: store more, can you pick up some paper towels? You're
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna be a targeting shop, right, Oh
Speaker 1: could you just keep your eyes out? I said, target
Speaker 1: is already a cavern of nothingness peeled. Yeah, shop Wright
Speaker 1: had nothing. So at home Depot today I bought like
Speaker 1: Mike's paper towels. That's that's really what I got, like
Speaker 1: sand paper, right, Like you know Kirkland is the brand
Speaker 1: name for Costco. If Home Depot had a brand name, like,
Speaker 1: that's the paper towel. That's what I got today. Plug. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you're right, I got like Electrician Mike's famous paper
Speaker 1: towels famous. I love, I love it. I won't skimp
Speaker 1: though on my I won't skip um on seran wrap
Speaker 1: I've gotten. You know, I've substituted pretty much every you
Speaker 1: just used. You used a brand name though, well, right,
Speaker 1: so here'sifically yeah, Well, my point being that I will
Speaker 1: change out on certain things and you know, skip out
Speaker 1: and big body like butts on sale whatever because it's
Speaker 1: just household plant, you know. But you won't buy cling
Speaker 1: wrap from anybody else. That is exactly it. It's it's
Speaker 1: got the plastic wrap has to be Suran and that's
Speaker 1: and that's just always and just what makes you think
Speaker 1: than my fil my foil? How that Suran does cling
Speaker 1: wrap better than anyone else. That's a Nobel Peace Prize
Speaker 1: for Suran. It's a superior product for plastic rap. It's
Speaker 1: a superior product of you. Grandma Skary since the time
Speaker 1: when I was growing up back in Brooklyn right there,
Speaker 1: you know, they didn't ever thence she bought Soran wrap
Speaker 1: and Suran Wrap, and I remember, I remember specifically its
Speaker 1: holding things much better than cling or Hefty or any
Speaker 1: of these others. And the same thing goes for forty
Speaker 1: years later. Nobody has perfected the cling wrap, but Soran.
Speaker 1: I think the slices will agree, and they'll also agree
Speaker 1: when it comes to aluminum foil, Reynolds, the Reynolds, the
Speaker 1: blue and the pink, that you can't beat that it's
Speaker 1: a superior foil where you're gonna get a better foil.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the one people buy. But how do
Speaker 1: you know it's any better than the other one. It's thicker,
Speaker 1: it's better. It's better, it's tougher. It doesn't rip, and
Speaker 1: you know what surand doesn't you know what? It doesn't
Speaker 1: melt in the fucking microwave. You know why, because otherwise
Speaker 1: that other stuff it gets it melts into your food
Speaker 1: and now you're eating chemicals. Do you notice that the
Speaker 1: surrand that the Reynolds wrap not Reynolds wrap. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: a linou foil aluminum foil, which everyone calls tinfoil, but
Speaker 1: it's a luminum foil. When you pull it out of
Speaker 1: the box, it's the muted side up, yes, right, when
Speaker 1: you when you when you cover something, are you supposed
Speaker 1: to have the shiny side up or the well, no,
Speaker 1: the muted side up, and then when you wrap it,
Speaker 1: the shiny side is outside right, And that's way it's
Speaker 1: supposed to because I never knew years ago. I used
Speaker 1: to turn the roll upside down so it would come
Speaker 1: out shiny, but then I realized when I wrapped it
Speaker 1: was all muted. But he has a question nobody can
Speaker 1: answer for me. How come when you wrap something right,
Speaker 1: let's say a slice of pizza, you wrap it perfectly,
Speaker 1: you have extra tinfoil, You're you're generous with it. You
Speaker 1: triangle it, right, it's it, It's done. You take a
Speaker 1: bite of it, You take another bite of it the next,
Speaker 1: like next, a couple hours later. Tastes metallic. No, I'll
Speaker 1: come after a while. Even though the pizza gets smaller,
Speaker 1: the tinfoil no longer covers the pizza. Have you noticed that?
Speaker 1: Or a piece of steak? Because it's because it's wrinkly,
Speaker 1: because once it gets wrinkly, it loses surface area, does
Speaker 1: all right? So I find myself eating more food to
Speaker 1: make the tinfoil fit. I can't be the only one
Speaker 1: that does that. The hell of a problem to have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I go, oh, you know what if I take one
Speaker 1: more bite of the steak that I could just fold it?
Speaker 1: I could, yeah, and then you rip it? You god,
Speaker 1: eat more steak. So don't tell me it's the best.
Speaker 1: Find me one that doesn't shrink all the time. You know,
Speaker 1: probably some people don't have food you're talking about. We
Speaker 1: are privileged. Hey, real quick, before we go any further, UM,
Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know this is a message
Speaker 1: from our our merch store manufacturer that they are just
Speaker 1: a handful of Brooklyn boys, ugly Christmas sweaters and Christmas
Speaker 1: T shirts left, and he told us that any order
Speaker 1: that comes in between now here we are on whatever
Speaker 1: day this is recording December and the next few days,
Speaker 1: the second he gets the order, he will try to
Speaker 1: process it same day. If not within twenty two day.
Speaker 1: If right, well he will process it. It'll get to
Speaker 1: you a couple of days later. But he will, like
Speaker 1: he's not gonna sound for the big Christmas soon as
Speaker 1: the order comes in, he's stuffing a m up and
Speaker 1: he's sending it right back out at you. So get
Speaker 1: involved right now. Pick up your merch for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Go to Brooklyn Boys dot, Big cartel dot com. What happened,
Speaker 1: big Shot? That was your That was your spot there, Brodie,
Speaker 1: you always yell at me because I jump on your
Speaker 1: line and you're not here to say it, So I'll
Speaker 1: say it for you. That's Brooklyn Boys Dot, Big Cartel
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Speaker 1: E l um. We have some wonderful hoodies in there. Uh,
Speaker 1: we have t shirts. We even have tanks because in
Speaker 1: certain parts of this country the weathers in the seventies
Speaker 1: and eighties in South Florida. I'm talking to you, so
Speaker 1: maybe you you know you still want you want, you want,
Speaker 1: you want those uh tank tops? Where's bro Brody? You're
Speaker 1: awfully quiet? Wow, this is crazy. This is an actual
Speaker 1: first Even Brody is gone. I saw him disconnect. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what, well, haven't some technical issues. We'll take
Speaker 1: our first break right now. And then we got to
Speaker 1: get Scotty be on the phone because I got some
Speaker 1: beef with him. Maybe Brodie's back now I'm back. Now
Speaker 1: what happened there? You missed your slot? You was supposed
Speaker 1: to repeat after me when I said Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com, and you didn't hear me say
Speaker 1: anything after that. The line was dead anyway. I finished
Speaker 1: it into a commercial break just what I said. What
Speaker 1: I said was I know the slices say it along
Speaker 1: with me. I wanted to give them a chance to
Speaker 1: say it. And then I was gonna say it, but
Speaker 1: then you kept talking and I kept talking, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are we talking over each other? You didn't talk
Speaker 1: because I think I think I kicked the cable that
Speaker 1: plugs into the bottom of the mic. I know my
Speaker 1: feet are cold, so I'm moving them around. My sneakers
Speaker 1: got wet in the snow because I was outside decorating.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking mess, Brodie. Well, can I tell you
Speaker 1: why I was decorating. Well, I'll tell you what he
Speaker 1: did do in kicking the cable. You fixed the mic.
Speaker 1: It sounds a lot better now. Well that because the
Speaker 1: cable must have been loose because it fell so but
Speaker 1: it was Yeah, I know, because I don't have eight
Speaker 1: point nine billion dollars, buck you, Brodie story, because I
Speaker 1: gotta get Scotti before he goes to hold on to Scott,
Speaker 1: hold on for a second. I got a couple of
Speaker 1: things I gotta get out, all right. I was outside
Speaker 1: decorating the house with with holiday lights. Okay, it's soliday season.
Speaker 1: We've lived in this house for many, many years, long time.
Speaker 1: Never had lights on the house. About five years ago,
Speaker 1: Greg t uh after after after Christmas? I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: after Christmas, I barred his rope lights on, like maybe
Speaker 1: he brought him into work. And so for a week
Speaker 1: or two afterwards, like you know, in during the winter,
Speaker 1: in the New Year and everything, I put rope lights
Speaker 1: around the garage doors, two garage doors. My wife loved it,
Speaker 1: and and then every year she go get I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. She didn't like one particular way or
Speaker 1: the other if we put lights up or not, and
Speaker 1: and so every year I would look and it was very,
Speaker 1: very expensive to have somebody because I'm not climbing up
Speaker 1: on the roof. I don't have a ladder that goes
Speaker 1: up there. I'm not doing it. So this year we've had,
Speaker 1: like you know, we've talked about this, had a crappy year.
Speaker 1: I thought I'm gonna plan early this year. I went
Speaker 1: to home depot early. I got the lights early, right. Plus,
Speaker 1: I think I mentioned that I had decorated for Halloween.
Speaker 1: I really liked it. Did you get those cool icicle lights? No? No,
Speaker 1: my wife done like icicles. They're my favorite sickle. Thanks queen.
Speaker 1: So no, we got this. I got the standard C
Speaker 1: nine bulbs for the roofline and I got I got
Speaker 1: little lights first. Anyway, so I wanted to hire someone
Speaker 1: to do the lights that I couldn't do. We talked
Speaker 1: about a little bit on the last podcast, how you
Speaker 1: would be in scambonied. Yeah, I told you, and uh
Speaker 1: let me. We wanted an exorbitant amount of money to
Speaker 1: rigging up the lights. Yeah, it was insanity. So I
Speaker 1: went on my insanity. I went on my town Facebook
Speaker 1: page and I and I searched for lights, and also
Speaker 1: while while I was on Facebook, we've also talked about
Speaker 1: maybe installing a backsplash. You know what that is right
Speaker 1: behind the sounds, behind the sink that I never got
Speaker 1: when I moved in here, and now I'm regretting it
Speaker 1: because I got sauce stains on my wall. Well there
Speaker 1: you go, uh mom spaghetti. So we've been talking about that,
Speaker 1: and so I figured, let me look and see if
Speaker 1: anyone has anyone they can recommend, because a good time
Speaker 1: to do it is when we're on vacation next week
Speaker 1: and the week after. Yeah. Well yeah, I'm not looking
Speaker 1: to announce that just we're off next week. So yeah. Anyway, So,
Speaker 1: as one woman says, does anyone have any recommendations for
Speaker 1: installing a backsplash right? One woman puts, oh, we gotta
Speaker 1: go to this company. One woman says, my husband will
Speaker 1: do it. Like I've told you, it's always my husband
Speaker 1: will do it, right, because the women love the Facebook group.
Speaker 1: In my particular town, there seems to be more women
Speaker 1: and they're always like, oh, my husband will do it,
Speaker 1: Like first of all, you volunteering your husband. Second of
Speaker 1: all again. I don't want husband hobbies. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hire husband hobbies. I don't want a guy who
Speaker 1: has as much skill as me coming to my house
Speaker 1: and I'm paying him because I wasn't man enough to
Speaker 1: do it myself. My man enough. I just mean that,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't put it on your honey do
Speaker 1: list anyway. The third recommendation was from a guy who said,
Speaker 1: you should do it yourself. It's so easy. I did
Speaker 1: it myself. That's not exactly. She asked for a recommendation
Speaker 1: for someone else to do it, and his responses, you
Speaker 1: should do it. I did it. It was easy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I find a light company. It's a guy who
Speaker 1: did my gutters about seven years ago, clean the gutters
Speaker 1: on my house. It's two brothers, we'll say, uh, Joe
Speaker 1: and Phil. Phil came with a teenager first time go
Speaker 1: to cleaning once I was looking for a new company.
Speaker 1: Came to my house. Now, if you know anything about
Speaker 1: gotter cleaning, you take a hose, your hose down the gutters. Uh,
Speaker 1: you scoop out with your hands all the black stuff,
Speaker 1: the leaves, the gunk. Right. Some people throw it to
Speaker 1: the ground and then scoop it up and put in
Speaker 1: a bag. So far I cannot relate. I don't own
Speaker 1: a home. Do you understand what I'm saying? I understand
Speaker 1: what you say. On the back of my hand. On
Speaker 1: the front of my house, you throw the stuff down
Speaker 1: into the lawn, and all the dirt and the blacks
Speaker 1: vomits now just leaving the dried grime, leaves everything in
Speaker 1: the back of the house. I have a deck. So
Speaker 1: the teenager, we'll call him late teen, early twenties, he
Speaker 1: throws everything onto the deck. But then when he's cleaning up,
Speaker 1: he sweeps it all under my table out there, on
Speaker 1: my table and chairs. So when I go out there afterwards,
Speaker 1: I see it's just like mounds of crap under the table.
Speaker 1: So what did you think I was? It's a glass table. Scary,
Speaker 1: it's a clear glass table. Better did you not think
Speaker 1: I would did start under the rugs? He swept all
Speaker 1: the gunk under my tail. Okay, So I called Phil
Speaker 1: and I go, hey, Phil, are you happy with the job? Well,
Speaker 1: the front of the house, I'm happy with. But your
Speaker 1: boy in the backs, yeah, I can't believe that. I'll
Speaker 1: come back right now. And he came back and he
Speaker 1: cleaned it up. But I thought, if this guy doesn't
Speaker 1: check his apprentices work right and he hires a punk,
Speaker 1: a piece of crap like that, I can't use him again.
Speaker 1: So I never used Phil again. So I get a
Speaker 1: recommendation for this company to hang the lights. You shall
Speaker 1: meet again? Well, no, I got his brother? Was? I
Speaker 1: say brother, was Joe? I get Joe on the phone.
Speaker 1: I say Joe how much? He says, Now, I told
Speaker 1: you the prices last week. Thousands. I said, here's what
Speaker 1: I want. I have the lights. What do you do
Speaker 1: for me? He says, oh, yeah, yeah your house size,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I could do it for one seventy five
Speaker 1: and that will include putting it up and taking him
Speaker 1: down when you're ready. Oh my god, what yeah? I
Speaker 1: go So, and while you're at my house, can you
Speaker 1: do the gutters? Sure? Okay? So I give him a
Speaker 1: price lower than what I pay. He's like, no problem, great,
Speaker 1: can he came today, did an unbelievably good job. Couldn't
Speaker 1: be happier. He's got work ethic. He doesn't know that
Speaker 1: his brother ever worked with me, or that I ever
Speaker 1: used plus huge plus and uh I got myself Holiday light.
Speaker 1: The company good for you how about how about that? Congratulations.
Speaker 1: I had them do the lights around the garage doors
Speaker 1: and the roofline, and then I did I put netting
Speaker 1: lights on the on the bushes, and I ran lights
Speaker 1: up and down the staircase, the front porch and over
Speaker 1: the porch at the top. So it's all lit up,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, my wife came home, she said
Speaker 1: it would look great. Really, she's really happy with it.
Speaker 1: So I'm really happy with the fact that I didn't
Speaker 1: pays for the uh you know, the organized crime package
Speaker 1: we have to like, you know, it's it also goes
Speaker 1: to show that if you do your research and you
Speaker 1: continue to ask for prices that someone is going to
Speaker 1: be in your range, you'll find something. And no matter
Speaker 1: what the task. I'm late in the season, right so
Speaker 1: you know, right now they're just picking up whatever he's
Speaker 1: I'm taking whatever I can get. It was like, great, yep,
Speaker 1: I go and said that includes taking it down. Yep.
Speaker 1: He came with four guys. He didn't just come with
Speaker 1: like Larry the Ladder. He didn't just go by himself
Speaker 1: up there. He came with four guys and they attacked
Speaker 1: the situation. One guy was like, I got the garage
Speaker 1: doors all on the extension chords. I got the roof
Speaker 1: on the left, you get the roof on the right.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. I could not be happier. Good for you
Speaker 1: if the house catches fired tonight. You know, Happy Brody
Speaker 1: is a calm Brody. Oh, I got other stories to google,
Speaker 1: I would hope so, I mean, after all, and Angry
Speaker 1: Brody is a funnier Brodie. I don't like it. I
Speaker 1: don't like Happy Brodie where stories just end up in
Speaker 1: a nice little bow like this, like okay, yeah, okay, um,
Speaker 1: we gotta get Scotty be on the phone so real quick.
Speaker 1: You know, this is disgusting when I don't know how
Speaker 1: I how I fall into these traps. There's this place
Speaker 1: in the city called don Angie. It's an Italian restaurant
Speaker 1: they never told me about. They serve superior lasagna these.
Speaker 1: In fact, the way that they do it is they
Speaker 1: flip it on its side and they serve it. They
Speaker 1: serve it like tubular and and it slices like it's
Speaker 1: slices like a like a roast beef and all the
Speaker 1: but all the layers are in a swirl. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: The way they do it, they're known for it. They've
Speaker 1: but opened for five years or so. It is superior.
Speaker 1: And I've spoken about this with straight Nate before on
Speaker 1: our big show about how great it is not to you. Well,
Speaker 1: it's it's not. It's not for you, Brodie, it's not
Speaker 1: really Nate Nates from from from the Midwest. Well, if
Speaker 1: you know what I'm the slices know what I'm talking about. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's expensive, it's bougie, it's very bougie, scary, it's not
Speaker 1: for you anyway. Point is if I like it, I
Speaker 1: could eat it occasionally. I don't like everything. And by
Speaker 1: the way they they I will tell you this um
Speaker 1: this place. When you order the lasagna, it's for two
Speaker 1: and you still can't finish it the two of you.
Speaker 1: That's how much it is. So let me let me
Speaker 1: take a guess. Lasagna for two dollars. It's like it's
Speaker 1: it's higher than that. But that's what it's irrelevant, Brodie.
Speaker 1: What I mean, Well, anyway you're listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: I apologize you're craping all over this. The point of
Speaker 1: this is that's what I do. I know. But the
Speaker 1: point is this don Angie is a place where you
Speaker 1: go to the village to go there and and by
Speaker 1: the way again, let me set the stage right now.
Speaker 1: It is blizzard outside. Scotty B and Nate stayed in
Speaker 1: the city at a hotel, and Nate's like, I'm starving.
Speaker 1: I'm starving. I'm starving. I need food for tonight. Okay.
Speaker 1: I left the radio station, and then don Angie the
Speaker 1: restaurant sends an email because I'm on their marketing list,
Speaker 1: and it's just hey, it's a snow day. We're delivering
Speaker 1: to you. And I'm thinking, like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get and I'm like, oh wait, I live in
Speaker 1: Jersey City. They're not gonna deliver to me. And if
Speaker 1: you listen to last week's podcasting nobody, they are certainly
Speaker 1: not delivering to me. I'm not gonna make that mistake twice.
Speaker 1: So don angye so so I said. I forwarded the
Speaker 1: email to Nate and I said, Nate, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: don Angie the Lasagna, um check this out. Look at
Speaker 1: this email they sent me. And then that was the
Speaker 1: last I heard of it until Elvis text me about
Speaker 1: an hour ago. It says, you're an asshole, scary, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I an asshole? He goes, You're
Speaker 1: sending my guys out Scotty and Nate in a fucking
Speaker 1: blizzard to get lasagna from don Angie. Now, it's great lasagna.
Speaker 1: I'll read you the text. Yeah, well I'm not, I paraphrased.
Speaker 1: He admitted it's it's it's great lasagna. He loves it too.
Speaker 1: But he goes and I said, wait a second, Hold
Speaker 1: on a second. I did not send them out for lasagna.
Speaker 1: All I did was forward to fucking email to Nate.
Speaker 1: How do I get involved in his bullshit? And then
Speaker 1: and then ADDIE's cheaper than I am, and I'm not. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out what went on. I don't know who.
Speaker 1: He probably didn't even know the price until he got there.
Speaker 1: But here's the point. It's a blizzard out and Scotty
Speaker 1: b post a video on Instagram because I said to Elvis, well,
Speaker 1: why am I an asshole? How do you know about
Speaker 1: all this? Look at Scotti The's Instagram. He posts a
Speaker 1: video of him and Nate trudging through the fucking snow
Speaker 1: in the blizzard with fifinds right now, trying to get
Speaker 1: to don Angie to pick up this lasagna. So I
Speaker 1: want to know, first of all, why did they have
Speaker 1: it to livered? Secondly, why am I getting involved? Scotty
Speaker 1: shouted me out in the video. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's scary, loves this lasagna. It's all fu fu.
Speaker 1: By the way, his instagram is z Scotty b. I
Speaker 1: hope he answers. Did you tell him you're calling? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just surprising him. That's what we do. Come on,
Speaker 1: Scotty Buck answer always. I'll calling Nate next. Okay, what
Speaker 1: do he wrote? Was Nate makes me walk in the
Speaker 1: snow for dinner. Yeah, but if you will play the video?
Speaker 1: Could you play the video on your Yeah? Sure, hold on, yeah,
Speaker 1: play it? Hold on, well, I gotta gotta back it up.
Speaker 1: Hold up, you're gonna back that thing up? Back it up?
Speaker 1: Oh I can. Oh, I could play it. Oh. Mine
Speaker 1: actually will come out much clearer action and making me
Speaker 1: walk minutes exactly thirty. I didn't want to tell you
Speaker 1: that thirty home. It's snowing pretty good here in New
Speaker 1: York City. Nay and I are staying over because very essentials. Yes,
Speaker 1: and we're getting it in sentil dinner right now. We're
Speaker 1: hungry and apparently this place that we're walking to twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: It was minutes, thirty minutes. It was scary, recommended dude,
Speaker 1: so good, you gotta get it. They don't. They do deliver.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? All right now? They they
Speaker 1: follow over each other. A truck hanks at them, their mess.
Speaker 1: They're walking disaster. So Elvis saw that and thought that
Speaker 1: I put them up to it. Scotty clearly said, Nate's
Speaker 1: making me do this. Say they don't deliver. I have
Speaker 1: the marketing email. It says, make us your lasagna for tonight,
Speaker 1: will deliver. He's right, I don't understand. Scottie has lived
Speaker 1: in Long Island, which is a half hour outside of
Speaker 1: manatt forty minutes his whole life, right, Nate's lived in
Speaker 1: New York now for seven years. Okay, yes, they both
Speaker 1: work in Manhattan. And by the way, they know they
Speaker 1: know point A to point B. What that means. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. They've had hundreds of days, thousands of
Speaker 1: days on the calendar to go to this place they have.
Speaker 1: Why did they have to go in a snowstorm to
Speaker 1: go to this place? Like if scary, if you said, oh,
Speaker 1: that place is great. Put it in your in your
Speaker 1: phone and make a No have to agree with them
Speaker 1: on this. It's that good. I mean, Nate knows how
Speaker 1: great it is. He probably have added a week ago,
Speaker 1: but he should have it yesterday. But there, but there
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be a time with the two and they're
Speaker 1: gonna stay in the city again, you see. And and
Speaker 1: by the way, they do know the distance between the
Speaker 1: in Manhattan, the neighborhoods. They know it's in the West Village.
Speaker 1: Hold on, they know it's in the village, the West Village.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're all lovers. They know it's in the West Village,
Speaker 1: and they know that they're their hotels in Tribeca. So
Speaker 1: my point is, why would you fucking dude that that
Speaker 1: walk is thirty minutes on a good day, and it's
Speaker 1: an eight minute uber ride if you can get one.
Speaker 1: It's not a long car ride. Or truthfully, they could
Speaker 1: have taken the train. Were taking the train half calling
Speaker 1: him again, they could have they could have taken well,
Speaker 1: they know they wouldn't want to take the train. They
Speaker 1: would have. They should have caved it like like I
Speaker 1: would have done. I don't know. Yeah, you don't walk, No,
Speaker 1: fun that just jumping an uber support small business cabs
Speaker 1: and ubers. They're probably eating right now, they probably just
Speaker 1: got back. That's probably walking in the snow and they
Speaker 1: don't hear the phone. Well, I'm gonna have to call
Speaker 1: Nate's phone next. Oh, Nate's never gonn answer his phone. Oh,
Speaker 1: he'll answer for me. He doesn't. Really, Can I tell something?
Speaker 1: You're the only one he doesn't answer for Yeah, I
Speaker 1: sent him. I sent him an email two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I sent him a follow up email that said, hey,
Speaker 1: just follow him up on this email. Nothing nothing. You
Speaker 1: don't want to respond to the first. Next time, have
Speaker 1: me follow up for you. Okay, I'm calling meat. I'll
Speaker 1: tell him a Talian restaurant by the hotel. He won't
Speaker 1: have to go walk in thirty minutes and the snow.
Speaker 1: I really hope the answer. I really do. I need
Speaker 1: to know what the hell went on here? How did
Speaker 1: I get and how did I get blamed? How did
Speaker 1: you recommended it? But how am I the victim of
Speaker 1: Elvis's wrath? Like all of a sudden, he's like texting
Speaker 1: me like that's not cool. I get the impression they're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about this on the Morning Show Thursday morning.
Speaker 1: You think so tomorrow morning, I think so. Your call
Speaker 1: had been into by the time here this podcast, The
Speaker 1: Morning Shore will have already happened. Yeah, unless you're like
Speaker 1: shitty Jew Mobster or Jenevic. Guys, by the way, shady
Speaker 1: Jew Mobster came to your jingle Ball viewing party Thursday night. Yes,
Speaker 1: he did want to say that his name. Don't think
Speaker 1: he wants people to know that. It's the first name.
Speaker 1: We all have them. I don't think he is he
Speaker 1: fucking like Kanye Like's real name is in Jenevic. He's
Speaker 1: just Jenevic. What are you talking about? Willis? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: the worst worst Gary Coleman ever. But it's what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, Willis? But what what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: These guys have names. Why can't they see their name? Okay? Okay, child, Child,
Speaker 1: Well maybe sometime before this podcast is over, Scotty Beale
Speaker 1: called me back. All right, I got a couple more
Speaker 1: holiday things. Can I run by? You? Go for it?
Speaker 1: Going to answer and interrupt you? Okay? Last week I
Speaker 1: talked about Daniells and you posting on Instagram a Minora
Speaker 1: that was actually a Canara. Right, three days later Walmart,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this on my Instagram. Walmart sends out
Speaker 1: a tweet right and it is um. They went to
Speaker 1: a lot of effort. You know how you can um
Speaker 1: like they did rose and rose and rows of of
Speaker 1: They did a row of one, one candle in the middle,
Speaker 1: skip to the next line, did candles across, and then
Speaker 1: skip the line right and did a row of blue diamonds,
Speaker 1: another roll blue diamond and blue diamonds, and then like
Speaker 1: two little short rows to look like a stem, and
Speaker 1: then a row on the bottom. So they did a lot.
Speaker 1: They put a lot of effort into into making graphics
Speaker 1: on Twitter to look like a hanaka. Minora me. Uh, listen,
Speaker 1: when you think of Walmart, you don't think Jews. That's
Speaker 1: not where you would go for your koash of food. Definitely,
Speaker 1: what are you going to see a large amount of
Speaker 1: Jewish people shopping that the religious people. It's it's typically
Speaker 1: not associated with Judaic customs, but I appreciate them trying. However,
Speaker 1: they went to all his trouble to tweet out happy
Speaker 1: Hanuka because they used the H before the H which
Speaker 1: is kanka k. But again they put seven candles total,
Speaker 1: not nine, so they funked up the minorah because nobody
Speaker 1: thought to google it. Well, asking Scotty's texted me, uh,
Speaker 1: callin now, okay, here is oh he's calling me yo. Hey,
Speaker 1: hold on a second. Here we got you. You're on
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Jesus Christ. Yeah, welcome to a
Speaker 1: real podcast. So okay, we'll get back to the Manora
Speaker 1: conversation in a second, folks, No, I want it, just Scotty.
Speaker 1: Walmart tweeted out a happy Hanukah and they used they
Speaker 1: used um like emoji and candle emojis. You saw that, right,
Speaker 1: six candles. They're not the only ones. A lot of
Speaker 1: people do that because they have no clue. Right, Instagram
Speaker 1: did it? Instagram search for Minora? Right? But Scott, seriously,
Speaker 1: is there any place on the planet that is less
Speaker 1: Jewish than Walmart? No? You know, I was never in
Speaker 1: a Walmart until I was probably twenty seven or twenty eight. Well,
Speaker 1: in fairness, there were no Walmart's in our area, right,
Speaker 1: and I concur by the way, I have never been
Speaker 1: in one since in my teens at all. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean like Walmart was different before now Walmart it was,
Speaker 1: it was much different twenty years ago. It wasn't that
Speaker 1: you know, the one that you see a Walmart? Now,
Speaker 1: I go in Walmart all the time anyway, So but
Speaker 1: it's not. No. I guess I get serial there for
Speaker 1: the podcast. Oh yeah, crunch ladies and gentlemen. Scotty be
Speaker 1: from the Serial Killers podcast. Scotty, did you helpen up
Speaker 1: that email I sent you? No? I was in the shower,
Speaker 1: you guys called me. No, no, no, I sent it
Speaker 1: to you two days ago. Oh no, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: haven't click on ta okay, I need you to click
Speaker 1: on it. It's not spam, it's not porn. It's a
Speaker 1: funny serial review show I wanted you to see. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so we're talking about that aside. Um, we want to
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of what's been going on here
Speaker 1: for the last hour or two. I we set up
Speaker 1: with our slices already where you guys went and I
Speaker 1: we talked about we played your video audio on the
Speaker 1: air just now. So, So did you end up at
Speaker 1: Donna ang a B. How is the lasagna? And see
Speaker 1: why didn't you get it delivered? Our first three before
Speaker 1: you get a minus a minus? Did you go there
Speaker 1: thinking you could eat there? No? Okay, Hey, hey, yes,
Speaker 1: we went up going there a minus. Of course, not
Speaker 1: even if we could. I never would uh in dining
Speaker 1: closed on Monday. If they know that, they're very well aware.
Speaker 1: Not even I wouldn't. I wouldn't eat anyway. He was
Speaker 1: not going to eat inside, So continue, not a chance,
Speaker 1: not a chance, right, I forgot what he was. Well,
Speaker 1: what did you it was? Okay, I wouldn't order it again. Really, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get that because you know what it is. Because
Speaker 1: it was because it was sausage. It wasn't beef. That's
Speaker 1: what's in there, lasagna. And I'm not a huge fan
Speaker 1: of sausage, especially when it's very tempery. So okay, and
Speaker 1: good lasagna has beef and sausage. Okay, Well for Scotty,
Speaker 1: he's he didn't prefer but but okay, I never, I never.
Speaker 1: I never seen lasagna like this. And it was like
Speaker 1: pin wheels. You know, that's not that's just that's just
Speaker 1: rolls of pasta. All I did. All I did was
Speaker 1: was was sending it a marketing email I got from
Speaker 1: the restaurant that says we're delivering, we're delivering to you
Speaker 1: tonight and the blizzard. Well, the answer for see is.
Speaker 1: Nate said, I called them. They don't deliver, so we
Speaker 1: gotta pick it up. Let's go get the truck. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking the truck out of the snow. Let's walk.
Speaker 1: He said, It's like, go ahead. Why didn't you uber
Speaker 1: or take the subway halfway? Well, because I'm not going
Speaker 1: in a dirty subway and I'm not going in a
Speaker 1: dirty uberg. So there you go. Okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: they fumigate the subways every six hours or something. I
Speaker 1: think you know they don't. They do it every night.
Speaker 1: And I don't think this was your idea to walk
Speaker 1: in a blue show. No. His Nate side, He's like,
Speaker 1: come on, let's go pick it up. And I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't care. I like walk. I used
Speaker 1: to walk from the radio station, which is like people,
Speaker 1: I get no problem walking in the snow. I don't
Speaker 1: mind it alas I had the proper protected all right,
Speaker 1: At any point you in in the evening before you left,
Speaker 1: didn't it a car to you that the restaurant will
Speaker 1: always be there and you can go a different night
Speaker 1: to get that food. That this is already restaurants, they
Speaker 1: already ordered it. I would have at the restaurant the
Speaker 1: hotel here, I would have ordered from it. He ordered already,
Speaker 1: he was. He was like, I'm paying for it, and
Speaker 1: they make me feel bad. He was paying for it.
Speaker 1: It's for freeds from me. Scottie, b and Bronier together.
Speaker 1: Brownie would walked an hour and a half in the Star.
Speaker 1: I said to Scott, I said to Scary, I said, uh,
Speaker 1: if it was really good, I would pay I said,
Speaker 1: if it's expensive, how much is it? Thirty five dollars?
Speaker 1: He's just higher. I said, there's no white Scott he
Speaker 1: would pay that for lasagna. So now that things it
Speaker 1: was more than it was more than it had to
Speaker 1: be more than that. Where that's lasagna, that's called lasagna
Speaker 1: for two? My friend there was there. I could have
Speaker 1: eaten the whole thing myself. Yeah, lasagna for two. If
Speaker 1: you like food, food and bougie, we'll have another. Well anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: So Elvis thinks that I put you guys up to
Speaker 1: going out there to get this lasagna. Meanwhile you're slipping
Speaker 1: all over the place. Go to ze Scottie be on
Speaker 1: Instagram and just to see this charade. I mean, you did.
Speaker 1: You were the one. That's why once the game, I
Speaker 1: forwared him a marketing now as a suggestion, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I know you're hungry, and I know you love this
Speaker 1: place because he does. I said they'd delivering tonight. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be honest, he me, because first of all, I
Speaker 1: never ever, ever would take a scary suggestion ever, So
Speaker 1: if I didn't know it was, I didn't know that
Speaker 1: it was. I didn't know it was a scary thing
Speaker 1: until we were halfway walking. So and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: here we go, and you know, and look it was.
Speaker 1: And even that, even the weed salad wasn't terrible. I
Speaker 1: don't really like weeds for salad, but this one was
Speaker 1: not that bad. I'm not. It's it's actually has the
Speaker 1: white stuff, the white cheese on it. Right, it's weeds.
Speaker 1: I like iceberg lettuce with two cumbers and tomatoes. This
Speaker 1: is like weed muscle in and all that. That Scotty,
Speaker 1: that's my salad. My salad is iceberg lettuce, cucumbs, no skin,
Speaker 1: and tomato. Yeah that's it. Yeah, that's that's all it
Speaker 1: needs to be. So was it cold by the time
Speaker 1: he got back to the hotel. Slices cumbers, Yeah, well
Speaker 1: they're light green. They're very light on the end. I'm mean,
Speaker 1: like its white almost so yeah, yeah it was. It
Speaker 1: was room temperature. Attacks when we got back, it was
Speaker 1: a little bit chilly, but we ate it, you know,
Speaker 1: because she didn't want to go in an uber because
Speaker 1: you had to walk there and it was already ordered.
Speaker 1: But wait a second, the email, see this is where
Speaker 1: I brought you would have gotten free dessert. The email
Speaker 1: clearly says that they were delivering tonight. So were you
Speaker 1: guys out of the delivery zone? Was that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think. Called the restaurant and the restaurant
Speaker 1: itself was not delivering. And he's like, I felt bad
Speaker 1: because I don't like going through the third party because
Speaker 1: then the restaurants it was their cut in the sat
Speaker 1: in the other so I think they didn't even bother.
Speaker 1: Which I was going to say the drubhubb seamless. He didn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't he felt bad or he just ordered correctly.
Speaker 1: He called the restaurant order directly, of course, did not
Speaker 1: going to deliver. Yeah a minute, wait a minute, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute. Did the marketing email say we now deliver
Speaker 1: through a service or did the marketing emails say we deliver,
Speaker 1: asking me I didn't do it. I have the email
Speaker 1: right here, pull it up right now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Look at the end of the day. At the end
Speaker 1: of the day, the food was decent. But it's the
Speaker 1: kind of place where I would never go back unless
Speaker 1: somebody else's pay right, h listen, go to Italian food
Speaker 1: is reasonably priced and abundant. Abudonza Albudonza. Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1: Is it your favorite airline? You guys are starting to
Speaker 1: cut into my go in a sleep time, Like when
Speaker 1: I get to sing in the city for I'm in
Speaker 1: bed at eight o'clock. Well, you have a three minute commute,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I still gotta get up, right, would
Speaker 1: I get next to a a half hour or three? Feel? Okay?
Speaker 1: So here, by the way, here is the yeah, by
Speaker 1: the way, here's the here's the graphic. Don angie, our
Speaker 1: lasagna comes to you outdoor dining closed this evening, but
Speaker 1: delivery is up and running. Order online now and when
Speaker 1: you click the link, it goes to toast tab. That's
Speaker 1: the delivery to toast all right, Yeah, but it goes
Speaker 1: right into it, so you will have he called Well anyway,
Speaker 1: was it was? It? I feel bad because I put
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I know I shouldn't feel bad.
Speaker 1: Elvis made me feel bad for no reason to be
Speaker 1: quite honest. But anyway, truth from that truth be told.
Speaker 1: You guys got amazing lasagna lukewarm. You don't think it
Speaker 1: was worth it because it had sausage in it, and
Speaker 1: you wouldn't but it was first. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that lasagna again. I don't want. I
Speaker 1: weren't like like your mom with me didn't Yeah, normal
Speaker 1: normal lasagna. Didn't like Yeah, he said it was pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was good. But I mean, like, look, I like,
Speaker 1: I like, I like pizza placelas on you you know, yes,
Speaker 1: it should be it should be rectangular pasta. Exc we're
Speaker 1: going to cheese, meat sauce pasta. Repeat. You guys are
Speaker 1: so simple. Some some melted cheese brown. Maybe on is
Speaker 1: blackened at the top. You know, I'm probably place we
Speaker 1: went it is a Michelin Star. Yeah you know what
Speaker 1: Scott this is. You won't you won't get this reference
Speaker 1: because you don't listen in order. But Michelin Star Italian
Speaker 1: food is like going to Stacy's Pizza all right, you
Speaker 1: want to you want to go to Italian restaurant. You
Speaker 1: want to get four stars from Vinnie. You don't want
Speaker 1: Michelin French chefs telling you what good restaurants are for slices.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to Brody. He's seriously, it's a Michelin star rated.
Speaker 1: What does a tire company know about food? That granted
Speaker 1: the tire guys fat. He must be eating something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he actually looks like a lasagna from that place. I
Speaker 1: am not a fan of Italian restaurants that try to
Speaker 1: reinvent where they It is a pillows of it's more
Speaker 1: of a deconstructed lasagna. All right, you know what, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm done, Gottie, go to bed. I mean, I'm pissed,
Speaker 1: and you will plug your podcast while you're at it.
Speaker 1: Anything you want, what are you because that's what we do.
Speaker 1: That's what we do now because it's easier for us.
Speaker 1: It's easier. It's like, that's like saying taco bell is
Speaker 1: deconstructed cheeseburger. It's not the same thing. He gives a
Speaker 1: deconstructed and call it lasagna because it's in a role
Speaker 1: like a paoli, like a tube. It's a tube of lasagna.
Speaker 1: You know what our listeners have sophistication in class. Google,
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Speaker 1: What are we eating on the next Actually, we're gonna
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Speaker 1: came out. That happened like that. Okay, alright, alright that
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Thank you, love you, alright, Scotty, I
Speaker 1: told you he wouldn't pay for that ship. He got
Speaker 1: it on the arm, you know, told you. I bet
Speaker 1: you the company was paying tonight because it's a snow day.
Speaker 1: It all makes sense to me now. By the way,
Speaker 1: you gotta call Nate out tomorrow. When he told Scotty
Speaker 1: he's treating, He's not treating. You know, I just thought
Speaker 1: of that. You know, you don't when you're on the
Speaker 1: on the company dime, you don't pay for meals and
Speaker 1: you'll pay for the seventy five lasagna there it is.
Speaker 1: That's why you save it on commutant tolls. Oh, Nate
Speaker 1: just texted me back because I had it was great
Speaker 1: going to bed now for the purpose just say, oh
Speaker 1: it was. It was a long cold walk anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: he claimed it. By the way, all this time, he
Speaker 1: told he's been telling me that he's been wanting to
Speaker 1: go there because of my hype about it. I've I
Speaker 1: was the one who hyped it up. So he just
Speaker 1: told me that he's never had it before. I'm reading
Speaker 1: his text, so he's never So he actually has always
Speaker 1: wanted don Angie lasagna and he never had the lasagna.
Speaker 1: So um. It was so the fact that okay, I
Speaker 1: thought he he ate it once. I guess he didn't.
Speaker 1: All right, well, you know he he values my opinion.
Speaker 1: You know why, Bertie, because I know good food. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know great food. And that's that's Angie with an
Speaker 1: E A N G I E. If you listen the
Speaker 1: slices go to their instagram on don Angy, go take
Speaker 1: a look at the pictures of what we're talking about,
Speaker 1: and and none of you slices. I'm the man of
Speaker 1: the people, Okay. As a man of the people, my slices.
Speaker 1: You know, guys, you know, you're some of you live
Speaker 1: in parts of the country where you don't ate lasagna
Speaker 1: all the time. Lasagna is not like a big deal
Speaker 1: where you from. But if you're from a city with
Speaker 1: a lot of time people in, lasagna is like a thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll have gone lasag. I mean like lasagna.
Speaker 1: You gotta get some lasagna. You're gonna look at this
Speaker 1: picture and go walk off. Fuck, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Cheese Burger pizza calling it a cheese, but the taste
Speaker 1: not a cheese. Another commercial break, and then we gotta
Speaker 1: do I gotta talk about Advent, Caldy. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: that right after this. You really are count calendars. So
Speaker 1: first of all, as a Jew, in case you didn't
Speaker 1: know that, I never knew what an ad calendar was.
Speaker 1: I thought it had something to do with that. What
Speaker 1: is it? The Seven Day ventis, yes, the spelling is different.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I always thought it was
Speaker 1: something very very Christian, very Christmas. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was. Then someone told me it's a countdown to Christmas.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, well you count down a Christmas
Speaker 1: on a regular calendar. I don't know, so I I never,
Speaker 1: I never, It never occurred to me to look into it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. About five six years ago, everyone in
Speaker 1: my family is getting advent calendars. Really, somebody on Gandhi
Speaker 1: got me Advent calendar superhero socks like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: It's just the box of twelve stocks. What do you
Speaker 1: mean advent calendar? By the way, I do, I don't
Speaker 1: know as of this moment, I don't know what an
Speaker 1: advent calendar is. Well, it comes from the Latin word
Speaker 1: for a rival. Okay, adventists. Okay, but you're not telling,
Speaker 1: which means non Christians can say, well, I'll read it
Speaker 1: to you. Hold on, I'll give you the exact This
Speaker 1: is one of those politically correct calendars. Is that what
Speaker 1: this is? No? No, no, no no. What's an advent calendar?
Speaker 1: I was today years old when I found out when
Speaker 1: advent calendar is. We're learning together slices. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: By the way, you can always email us at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Okay's a season
Speaker 1: of advent okay, okay. The final days the same year,
Speaker 1: to say, the final day Christmas Eve. So the day
Speaker 1: of Jesus's birth is when it starts, so it's a
Speaker 1: week removed. It's basically the same calendar, except it starts
Speaker 1: on it starts different days. There's different lengths to the advent,
Speaker 1: the period of adventure. I'm not going to read it. Basically,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a short version. You guys can
Speaker 1: google it if you want to get into the religious aspect.
Speaker 1: Some of the history of it started in Germany for
Speaker 1: little kids, but basically it was the use of the calendar.
Speaker 1: But then to build up anticipation, people would get presents
Speaker 1: every day of the calendar. So now like, for instance,
Speaker 1: my wife got a chocolate one. Every night she opens
Speaker 1: a little door, so it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 1: giant box where I think eighteen doors, maybe a twelve
Speaker 1: door four, I don't know, whatever it is this year, whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You can get them at different lengths
Speaker 1: of days, and every night she opens the door and
Speaker 1: takes out gourmet chocolate. Okay, but you can do like
Speaker 1: every day you open up and get a Lego Star Wars. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'll eat the whole month in one sitting. I know
Speaker 1: you would. Yeah. Yeah, So you have a different treat
Speaker 1: or a different present every day. You can get whatever
Speaker 1: like you get. You can get a New York Mets
Speaker 1: Advent calendar. By the way, them presents I get. I
Speaker 1: guess you could just get a calendar calendar. How long
Speaker 1: is the Advent calendar? I just told you it's usually
Speaker 1: twelve days. But don't by the way, don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: I know I'm awfu a little bit. But you can
Speaker 1: buy like an eighteen day one. I understand. Okay, now
Speaker 1: it's making sense. But there's the actual Advent calendar. Again
Speaker 1: not being a Christian, uh, it's I'll read I can
Speaker 1: read it. I'm sure there's a Jewish one for Hanaka
Speaker 1: that's eight days and eight days. It's it's it's called
Speaker 1: Hanakahn if you pre but if the calendar you maybe
Speaker 1: have eight little compartments for presents in each. Am I
Speaker 1: envisioning this right? And it says your Advent Calendars were
Speaker 1: adapted time in the nineteenth century by German Lutherans as
Speaker 1: a way to mark the days of the season leading
Speaker 1: up to Christmas. By the early twentieth century, Callen's will
Speaker 1: being manufactured and published in Germany aimed at the lighting
Speaker 1: kids during the holidays delightful like so so I wanted
Speaker 1: to get one this year they were both sold out.
Speaker 1: One was Bailey's Irish Cream at Vent calendar. So every
Speaker 1: day you get a different flavor of Irish cream like
Speaker 1: that like a flight, right, what's it? Man, crate man?
Speaker 1: Create had a twenty four days of beef jerky at
Speaker 1: Van Calndar. Yeah, now you're talking different flavors of or
Speaker 1: you get like different hot sauces. Love it. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's really a scam because it's the look.
Speaker 1: If you enjoy the gimmick of it, that's fine, but
Speaker 1: you're paying like fifty dollars for four dollars worth of
Speaker 1: hot sauce. Right, but it's tied up in a nice
Speaker 1: bundle with a story getting the little bottles. It's the
Speaker 1: must be a description about it, right about each one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking jerked me off. It's the first date of the
Speaker 1: first Sunday of Advent. It varies, falling between seven and
Speaker 1: December three inclusive. Many Advent calendars, especially those that are reusable,
Speaker 1: often begin on December one, although those that are are
Speaker 1: produced for God, we can get it. Yeah anyway, So
Speaker 1: I think get an Advent calendar because I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that the year that my family was all going to
Speaker 1: buy the ones they like for themselves, and then they're like,
Speaker 1: and so my fault. My wife says to me in November,
Speaker 1: you should pick out an advent calendar of yourself. Pick
Speaker 1: out one you like better than you at least it's
Speaker 1: better than the page day calendars, because those are just
Speaker 1: going the garbage. And by January seven, I stopped ripping
Speaker 1: off the pages and I'm done with the jokes, and
Speaker 1: it's in my fucking pale by March, I know, and
Speaker 1: you know what, that's a very popular uh intern leaving
Speaker 1: the company gift for me? What did they give you?
Speaker 1: The page day calendars? Yeah? I get the page and
Speaker 1: day grammar correct action, page day jokes, page day Jewish Isms,
Speaker 1: page day Mets facts. January four, January four. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'm out of the calendar every day. Right, you're not
Speaker 1: at your desk. We don't have like desk jobs, so
Speaker 1: it's not like you like because what happened, you know
Speaker 1: what happens February fifteenth. You look at it and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: it still says January four, Yeah, fuck it, and you
Speaker 1: put it away. Then you keep it for a year.
Speaker 1: March ye, right, Well, you keep it till because what
Speaker 1: happens is like with interns. You know, you have the
Speaker 1: interns that their interns from January. You don't want to
Speaker 1: show them away. No January to May, right, And then
Speaker 1: you have the ones who are the summer, which is
Speaker 1: like May two in August. Then you have September to December. Well,
Speaker 1: if it's September to December, one's gave you the calendar.
Speaker 1: Some of my interns I invite back for second semester,
Speaker 1: you best make sure they gave me the calendar and
Speaker 1: invite them back. I gotta keep the calendar until at
Speaker 1: least the end of May now, and I gotta keep
Speaker 1: up on it. So I actually one semester had another
Speaker 1: intern ripped the pages for me so the further intern
Speaker 1: wouldn't notice I wasn't keeping up. Hilarious, how about that?
Speaker 1: How about that? But the Advent calendar I like because
Speaker 1: it comes with a little treat it's still it's still
Speaker 1: reeks of you smell that they they got you, They
Speaker 1: got you, smells like a Oh, I have a funny
Speaker 1: story for you. Is it a scamboni? Well, it's related
Speaker 1: to the scamboni of of of of your and then
Speaker 1: we have some sound to play. We have some sound
Speaker 1: of play. But I also want to talk about Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about what you and I did
Speaker 1: tonight at four o'clock. Okay, we'll do that. But let's
Speaker 1: all right, let's see me thoughts. You want to read
Speaker 1: something about a scamboni, go for it. Well, it wasn't
Speaker 1: about a scamboni. It was a very funny I want
Speaker 1: to say. It was a tweet. I had the music
Speaker 1: there for you. That was just kind sam it kind of.
Speaker 1: I don't have a scamboni. I had a story that
Speaker 1: I can't find now. A story told me check my story.
Speaker 1: I don't that's not me story of hope. No, let
Speaker 1: me see if I can find it. It was a
Speaker 1: tweet from somebody who said that every time um jam on,
Speaker 1: it comes on. Yeah, girlfriend sing scamboni, scamboni. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was here. It is uh a J McClure at the boys.
Speaker 1: Is this what he's doing now? No, I was in
Speaker 1: the garage tonight throwing darts with the wife. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I was throwing I was in the garage tonight throwing
Speaker 1: darts with the wife. Now does that mean he's throwing
Speaker 1: his wife at the dartboard. The way he wrote it
Speaker 1: was funny and jam on. It came on the Alexa.
Speaker 1: Guess what I sang l Slice for Life Scamboni, and
Speaker 1: then he wrote hashtag did your banger bang? We have
Speaker 1: we have somebody who's actually can testing us in the
Speaker 1: grammar department, Brody. I don't like this. I don't play
Speaker 1: the grammar police jingle because I got a couple of
Speaker 1: grammar police. Police Police. This comes to us from Phoenix
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Hey guys,
Speaker 1: I love the podcast, love the big show fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: show you guys are on and everything that you guys
Speaker 1: do for I heard anyway, and I'm usually behind and
Speaker 1: binge each one until I get caught up. Well, while
Speaker 1: I'm finally taking time to write, I have to grammar
Speaker 1: police the both of you, because I cringe every time
Speaker 1: I hear you say it. I am the ultimate grammar police.
Speaker 1: This guy's like a fucking lieutenant. I even piste off
Speaker 1: my thirty year old son recently because he sent me
Speaker 1: something he wrote and I had to correct every mistake
Speaker 1: and send it back. Saying screen shotted is not appropriate.
Speaker 1: It should simply be screenshot. We say that. Apparently screenshot
Speaker 1: is appropriate for both present and past tense, just like
Speaker 1: shot is both both past and present. I will admit
Speaker 1: that I didn't even think shot it was a word
Speaker 1: at all, but it happens to be. Before putting my
Speaker 1: foot in my mouth, I wanted to make sure I
Speaker 1: was right. Like Brody, I am never wrong, so I
Speaker 1: googled shot it and even checked Urban Dictionary to make
Speaker 1: sure it hadn't been added, and I wasn't aware. I
Speaker 1: was surprised it is actually a word, but not one
Speaker 1: definition I found referred to taking a picture of a screen.
Speaker 1: I am a truck driver. I found The Big Show
Speaker 1: because of the phone taps a few years ago. Absolutely
Speaker 1: love it. Thankfully, Elvis is always late, so i'd hear
Speaker 1: the part of the show. Okay, Then he goes into
Speaker 1: why he loves the show. Um, he Brody's amazing and
Speaker 1: pissent people off. I love Michaeloppenheimer. That's my character. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh and Rod Roddy. That would be Rod Phillips, my
Speaker 1: collection of of CDs that I sell. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll stop right there because the email continues.
Speaker 1: Do you want to respond to screenshott versus screen shot.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking up multiple web pages. Um that all
Speaker 1: say screenshot is acceptable, but not the first hold on,
Speaker 1: I am also looking at now Merriam Webster dot com. Oh,
Speaker 1: the source, the authority, the past, tense of the verb screenshot,
Speaker 1: to screenshot something now screenshot as a noun correct, But
Speaker 1: to take a screenshot. The forms of the verbs are screenshotted,
Speaker 1: screens shotting, and screenshots. What about screens charting? That's correct?
Speaker 1: So it's like photo shopped. You can photoshop something, but
Speaker 1: something and can have been photo shopped. So yes, you
Speaker 1: take a screenshot. Something has been screenshot, but it's also
Speaker 1: it has been screenshotted. You can. You can say it
Speaker 1: either way. I'm sure of it, and I just looked
Speaker 1: it up for ships and giggles and giggles. Now I
Speaker 1: would like you scary. I have not discussed this with you.
Speaker 1: When you want to say something and then say or
Speaker 1: the or the complete opposite, what term do you use
Speaker 1: when you want to say, you know, I could do
Speaker 1: that or the complete opposite with a V? Well, I
Speaker 1: can do I can what term I can swim? No
Speaker 1: no no versus verse verse no no no no verse
Speaker 1: no not different than the term for the exact opposite
Speaker 1: the antonym of that. The V is what what expression?
Speaker 1: I'll give you a hint. It's two words. And the
Speaker 1: second word is versa. Oh, vice versa. Yesterday on the
Speaker 1: phone with me, you said vice versa. Did I say
Speaker 1: vice versa? You said vice versa, vice versa. No, that
Speaker 1: was a mistake. It is vice versa. You're correcting my grammar.
Speaker 1: I see you just said it is vice versa. No,
Speaker 1: it's vice versa. No, No, it's vice versa. But you
Speaker 1: said it just now. You said vice versa. But I
Speaker 1: meant to say the vice versa of that. Right, But
Speaker 1: yesterday you said vice versa, vice versa. You did? You
Speaker 1: said it? Okay, now you know you know words that
Speaker 1: um when you put them together, their definition actually means
Speaker 1: what they are, like a part, right, when you, when you,
Speaker 1: when you, when you? When you want to be a
Speaker 1: part of something? Right, eight parts. It's the opposite, it's
Speaker 1: the opposite of a part. Okay, sometimes you can't put Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say to you right now, scary. This word,
Speaker 1: at this point in life probably should be a word,
Speaker 1: but to this day it's not a word. You posted
Speaker 1: on Instagram, what wrong you wrote. Our guest Astra on
Speaker 1: air has a lot to say about this scary what'd
Speaker 1: you right? Okay? That was? That was Instagram fucking me
Speaker 1: up when I when I was putting the leathers together. Yes,
Speaker 1: I wrote a lot as one word, a l. But
Speaker 1: it's not it's not a word. It's a lot. Right now,
Speaker 1: if someday they want to make a lot of word,
Speaker 1: I won't be around to see it will be a
Speaker 1: hundred years of Its gonna be a long time, well
Speaker 1: a long time. It's They added some other stupid words
Speaker 1: Dictionary recently. They ridiculous, ridiculous. You know what they added,
Speaker 1: ain't I'm not living that down ever, that's not a word.
Speaker 1: There was that made me scratch my head. Irregardless they
Speaker 1: added irregardless. I think, yeah, no, I don't know something
Speaker 1: similar anyway. Can I tell you really quickly about Rudy
Speaker 1: Marino And he sent us a text shop write masks
Speaker 1: undernose idiots. So he's pissed because he goes to shop
Speaker 1: right at six am. There's a bin of turkeys cents
Speaker 1: per pound. Also in the bin are breasts always more expensive?
Speaker 1: So I asked the employee in the butcher area let's
Speaker 1: call her Stacey. Is the forty nine cent is the
Speaker 1: forty nine cents per pound for everything in this bin?
Speaker 1: Mind you? I go at six am because I don't
Speaker 1: want to be exposed to COVID and she looks at
Speaker 1: me with her fucking masks securely strapped under her chin
Speaker 1: and says she was ready. Chin diaper. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I call it chin diaper. Chin diapers when you wear
Speaker 1: it on your chin and it doesn't cover your mouth either. No,
Speaker 1: it was under her chin, it was it was, she says,
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Wow, real helpful. At six Sam, so,
Speaker 1: I said, sorry, I thought you worked in the butcher section.
Speaker 1: She says in the nastiest fucking tone. I do. Now
Speaker 1: I'm marinating. I'm marinating, fuming. So I walk away and say,
Speaker 1: and by the way, slices, we do not condone this.
Speaker 1: I guess that mask is to catch the come dripping
Speaker 1: off your chin. Oh no, no, no, no, don't say that.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't say that. Don't do that. If
Speaker 1: you could, you could think it, but don't say it.
Speaker 1: What did they say after that? Did they respond? And
Speaker 1: he just he just wrote true story. Boys, this is
Speaker 1: Rudy telling his story of six am in the Turkey Isle. Rudy, Rudy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no, that's not that's not good. Um.
Speaker 1: That was verbally abusive. Um. There's a way, here's a listen.
Speaker 1: If you want to be a Karen and call the
Speaker 1: manager and say, look, your employees, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's
Speaker 1: not a Karen. That's a concerned citizen. Karen's call managers.
Speaker 1: Not no, not Karen's call managers. Maybe he's a Ken.
Speaker 1: I don't know, whatever it is. If you want to
Speaker 1: inform her superior you're saving lives, that's not a Karen.
Speaker 1: Move whatever. Karen wants to see the manager because she
Speaker 1: refuses to wear a mask. And then the point, but
Speaker 1: she was nasty to him moreover, yes, she wasn't she
Speaker 1: was like in the wrong, she was tripli in the
Speaker 1: wrong right because she was she didn't have the mask on.
Speaker 1: But she also anything and she was nasty. She's not
Speaker 1: she's not a good customer service. But she didn't say
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know. I'll find out is
Speaker 1: what she should have said. That's what she should have done.
Speaker 1: But because she was nasty and rude, he could have
Speaker 1: gotten retaliation in other ways not call her names, and
Speaker 1: he could have thrown yeah, Rudy, I don't I don't agree,
Speaker 1: or a frozen turkey. I don't agree or condone with
Speaker 1: what you said. Uh. It caught my eye in the emails,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to in the email. All right, all right, um,
Speaker 1: you and I were on the Uh. I don't want
Speaker 1: to call anybody out, so I'm not gonna name names.
Speaker 1: We were on the our companies holiday zoom call, right,
Speaker 1: all of us, about a hundred and fifty people, and
Speaker 1: they held raffles. So all of the raffles were one
Speaker 1: hundred and then three more digits. So at some point
Speaker 1: they stopped reading the hundred because everything was zero thousand, right, okay,
Speaker 1: if you have number, let's say two thirty five, that's
Speaker 1: your raffle. We and our boss, one of our boss
Speaker 1: is the big bosses, was reading the numbers out. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're giving away Echo Amazon, Echo doth dots right, Uh,
Speaker 1: number four thirties six, Okay, if you had it, he
Speaker 1: was supposed to type in the chat room it was
Speaker 1: you and then okay. Because this was all virtual, we
Speaker 1: were on Microsoft Teams and it was a chat there
Speaker 1: was a chat bar on the side, and if you
Speaker 1: want to yell out I won, I won, but you
Speaker 1: really just to type it, type it in, like hey,
Speaker 1: it's me, it's me right. It was one person, maybe
Speaker 1: two that felt the need every time he called that
Speaker 1: a number to tell everyone how close they were right
Speaker 1: that fourth six. Oh I had four sixty three, So
Speaker 1: what it's no closer than one's still off, You're not
Speaker 1: one away. You didn't almost get it. There's a bowl
Speaker 1: full of cards and your card wasn't pulled right again, Um,
Speaker 1: three sixty three. It was just just was a one
Speaker 1: number four. Yeah. Yeah, A few people were doing that.
Speaker 1: I was. It was every time. First of all, I
Speaker 1: guess what, there's a hundred and fifty of us, scary
Speaker 1: how many people care. First of all, nobody nobody cares
Speaker 1: that you came close because we're all losing, we're all miserable,
Speaker 1: but nobody cares it. And also the odds note were
Speaker 1: a hundred fifty one on every on that poll. And
Speaker 1: then if he calls four sixty four and you've got
Speaker 1: four sixty three, you can go missed it by one? Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: But she was like, oh I missed it by nine.
Speaker 1: If your numbers, if you reverse the numbers, I would
Speaker 1: have won. Okay, but that's not a thing. You don't
Speaker 1: get half the money for diverse numbers. You don't get
Speaker 1: half the prize. Nobody's gonna like, oh, Mary, he's gonna
Speaker 1: feel number. Mary, I'd reverse a week from now, Mary,
Speaker 1: tough break on those reverse numbers. People do it for
Speaker 1: thirty six, it was four sixty three, and you you
Speaker 1: would just reversed numbers away nobody. Nobody gives a funk, Mary,
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about your numbers. Oh why can't And then
Speaker 1: you did it. You're like, can't you call some numbers
Speaker 1: in the two hundreds? Well that was clearly because okay, no,
Speaker 1: no folded. No, No, here's where that's a problem, because
Speaker 1: because no, no, here's why. Okay. If then let's say
Speaker 1: that the range was zero to four hundred, it's very,
Speaker 1: very weird that all the numbers in the three hundred
Speaker 1: ranges were called the one hundreds, the zeros, two hundreds,
Speaker 1: the four hundreds. He called maybe in the in the
Speaker 1: the first thirty numbers, he must have called maybe two
Speaker 1: numbers in the two hundreds, Which leads me to believe
Speaker 1: that when people put what when when the the person
Speaker 1: who put the raffles in put them in, they just
Speaker 1: threw them all in, all in in in order, right,
Speaker 1: and they just one to whatever because when they ripped
Speaker 1: the number off, they just do it. And he didn't
Speaker 1: mix the ball properly, and his hand had muscle memory
Speaker 1: and was reaching into the same part of the bull
Speaker 1: was the threes and the ones he was not he was.
Speaker 1: So I said, you're discriminating against the twos. And then
Speaker 1: people were onto that in the chat room. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking pull the twos, mixed the bag up, do something,
Speaker 1: shake it up. Whenever you do that, put your hands
Speaker 1: somewhere else in the bowl, just to get a different
Speaker 1: because let's face, these raffle tickets they all cling together,
Speaker 1: so you know that you capping the call the bunch
Speaker 1: in the same No, that's just af that's just afi tickets,
Speaker 1: a hundred tickets or in a bowl. And you think
Speaker 1: he's missing them deliberately. I think, you know, I think
Speaker 1: because his hand is not going in the right spot.
Speaker 1: His hand has to go where, you know, or they
Speaker 1: have to mix the ball up because everything was was
Speaker 1: fucking put put in in order, you know, from number
Speaker 1: to order. All right, you know I'm not gonna argue
Speaker 1: with you on this, Okay, but pick some two hundreds
Speaker 1: as if he could figure out without looking to pick
Speaker 1: some two hundreds. He has no control. Sold. That was
Speaker 1: also just me. That was more more of a wish.
Speaker 1: That was more picks of two hundreds. Please, like, please
Speaker 1: let the next one be a two hundred. So but
Speaker 1: scary they picked three oh two. It ends in it
Speaker 1: two if they just reverse the numbers. No, that's stupid,
Speaker 1: that's stupid. All right, what are we doing here, Brody?
Speaker 1: You You're like, we only have to we should only
Speaker 1: do a forty minute podcast. We've been on for an
Speaker 1: hour in tench A couple of things. Fantasy football, in
Speaker 1: the in the league. I've been talking about the money
Speaker 1: league with the Classic Rock people. I lost this week.
Speaker 1: I'm out, You're done. I'm out. You know why because
Speaker 1: because Julio Jones can't keep his hamstring on the field,
Speaker 1: because Antonio Gibson heard his leg right, So my one
Speaker 1: of my best running backs and my top wide receiver,
Speaker 1: they're out. They're out, Jerry. So I'm putting in. I'm
Speaker 1: putting people off to wave a wire. Scrubs are limping
Speaker 1: onto my roster and I still only lost pay eight
Speaker 1: points because my team is that good. But I didn't win.
Speaker 1: You don't. I'm out? Are we we have some sound?
Speaker 1: We have some sound? Oh let's talk about the former governor?
Speaker 1: We do? Okay? Yeah, play the clip for the former governor.
Speaker 1: Now I've talked about this. This man is it was
Speaker 1: a grand est state. He's a senator down but he
Speaker 1: but he used to be a governor. Listen to you
Speaker 1: tell me, scary what is wrong? Go ahead, I know
Speaker 1: how important assistant? What was he he said? He said,
Speaker 1: I was a former governor. I was a former governor.
Speaker 1: But you no longer a former government Now you're always
Speaker 1: a former governor. You're just unless you become governor. Again,
Speaker 1: You're not right. You are presently a former governor. So
Speaker 1: it's not like you were or you were a governor.
Speaker 1: Was a former governor? Did they take the tile away
Speaker 1: from you? Did you lose it? Violate the law and
Speaker 1: they took the governorship away from you? Okay? What else
Speaker 1: you franchise? Oh for okay, no, save that one for last.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna end the year on franchise clip. That
Speaker 1: will be the clip you will know maybe the most
Speaker 1: painful commercial for me I've ever heard, and you'll know.
Speaker 1: Why is it to be continued? Moment? Is gonna be
Speaker 1: a cliffhanger. No, you'll hear it. You'll go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: how do you tolerate it? Okay? What else you got? Coronavirus? No?
Speaker 1: What else you got after? That's okay? So I want
Speaker 1: you to hear this is This is Katie Turr on
Speaker 1: the news. I'm a fan of, like a very much
Speaker 1: bright woman's pretty hot. Yeah, breaking news. She left out
Speaker 1: a very important word and makes the story sound horrific,
Speaker 1: like why would you be filming this? I'm still talking, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll play it. Breaking news. We've been showing this throughout
Speaker 1: the hour. New York City healthcare workers, frontline healthcare workers
Speaker 1: getting the coronavirus at NYU lengd Go in hospital. What what?
Speaker 1: Why would you show people getting the virus? She left
Speaker 1: She left out the word vaccine. Of course she's the story.
Speaker 1: It's the biggest story in the country yesterday, stop a vaccine. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe she didn't read the teleprompter, or maybe the teleprompter
Speaker 1: forgot writer forgot the word vaccine. It's that simple, honest, mistake.
Speaker 1: We've been showing this throughout the hour New York City
Speaker 1: healthcare workers, frontline healthcare workers getting the coronavirus at NYU
Speaker 1: let go in hospital. And by the way, a little
Speaker 1: little interesting thing about the vaccine, because I see a
Speaker 1: lot of people commenting on social media they're not going
Speaker 1: to take it. They're afraid will make them sick. That okay,
Speaker 1: So you know the flu vaccine has a little bit
Speaker 1: of flu in it, and it's right. The coronavirus vaccines
Speaker 1: do not have coronavirus in them. They do not know.
Speaker 1: I know that they have a protein, regular old protein,
Speaker 1: right that tells your body your right to create the
Speaker 1: thing that would fight coronavirus. But it's brilliant in the
Speaker 1: fact it doesn't have coronavirus in it. So if you're
Speaker 1: worried and you're like, I'm not gonna put that in
Speaker 1: my body, what if I get it, there's none in
Speaker 1: it on either on any of them. What are they
Speaker 1: called our r d NA m r N A m
Speaker 1: r N A right, it's a type of vaccine that
Speaker 1: means it's not there's no coronavirus in the vaccine. So French, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: do we want to do, we want to We'll end
Speaker 1: it this way. This is gonna we're gonna end well,
Speaker 1: first of all, no, well we'll talk after this. We'll
Speaker 1: talk after this. But this is a commercial. You've heard
Speaker 1: these commercials. Hey open up a franchise, right, you want
Speaker 1: to be a little Caesar's franchise owner. I heard this commercial.
Speaker 1: I'm sure somewhere in the country. You guys, you live
Speaker 1: near one of these. You're gonna tell me that it's
Speaker 1: great pizza. Uh, it's very popular in my area. They're
Speaker 1: big in my state. I've never heard of them. But
Speaker 1: the name I want to I want to go and
Speaker 1: smash the windows. Play the whole clip. Just let it go,
Speaker 1: and as you hear it, just picture me punching the
Speaker 1: dashboard of my clock and me and as pizza RHA's
Speaker 1: old world quality meets new world technology. Being in business
Speaker 1: for over sixty years means we've been through trying times
Speaker 1: before and our customers can always count on the quality
Speaker 1: of Me and Ed's pizzas. And now me and franchise.
Speaker 1: For more information, dial pound to five, oh and say
Speaker 1: me and ads to apply today. Me and Eds. You
Speaker 1: couldn't pay me enough to call that number and say
Speaker 1: me and Eds. There are people listening to this podcast
Speaker 1: right now, that's like, what, that's my favorite pizza? Not us?
Speaker 1: But I'm saying the name itself is a grammatical error. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well of course, well there's that me. But who would
Speaker 1: buy pizza from a guy named Ed? Like? I mean,
Speaker 1: you really want to dissect this? This problems on every level,
Speaker 1: right And who's me? Me and Ed? Who's me? What
Speaker 1: kind of stupid name? You're gonna give your life savings
Speaker 1: to a company that names itself Me and edds Pizza?
Speaker 1: Right now? Because I'm kind of curious. We I haven't
Speaker 1: even Looked. I'm I'm I'm afraid to look at the
Speaker 1: logo because it'll hurt my eyes so much. Me and
Speaker 1: Eds Pizza, Me and Edds me Pizza, Look at it?
Speaker 1: Pizza alright near me? Comes up and Ed, Oh it's
Speaker 1: spelled me and Me. It's m E dash N dash
Speaker 1: E d s what over forty locations? Me and Eds
Speaker 1: California style pizza? Like the two of them were roommates
Speaker 1: and someone said this pizzas nothing's more Italian than pumpkin
Speaker 1: spice bites for just five dollars? Are you kidding me? Okay,
Speaker 1: it looks like you want to play the pumpkin spice
Speaker 1: bites for five dollars at Me and Eds, it looks
Speaker 1: like they're only a Fresno. It's a it's a it's
Speaker 1: a California thing. Oh, lunch specials, the spicy pulled pork
Speaker 1: sandwich for just eight They're all in California. All right.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that that this place is fucking bogus.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting locations grills whiz that I want to
Speaker 1: see The about us gives the story bad name. Franchising franchise. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy a franchise at Me and Eds. Wos
Speaker 1: pizzas there, asked me and Eds? We made the pizza,
Speaker 1: Me and Ed. Me and Ed made. They sell Coney
Speaker 1: Islands here on the grill and Victory. What's Coney Island? Clovis?
Speaker 1: What is does it be? Oh my god, Bernie, No, wait,
Speaker 1: what what's the Coney Island? Oh no, that's the location?
Speaker 1: Look Coney Island? Is it? No? It must be an
Speaker 1: island there? Hold on, look at the menu? Where is this?
Speaker 1: Rate your own or they're gluten free? Big deal? A
Speaker 1: lot of good topics given that where they located. It's
Speaker 1: all Pizza's Pizzas cal Zones. They're in Fresno. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of them are they. I'm looking at the pictures.
Speaker 1: It's not the worst looking pizza I've ever seen. It's
Speaker 1: pretty doesn't look like conveyor belt pizza. Pretty bad. It
Speaker 1: might be conveyed belt pizza. Oh it is. Look at it.
Speaker 1: This is it's too fluffy on the corners. It's conveyed.
Speaker 1: But it's gotta be conveyed about pizza. That's who franchises
Speaker 1: because you gotta. I'm not going to start the pizza
Speaker 1: conversation this late in the year. We have all that.
Speaker 1: Me and Ed's I just come on me And that's
Speaker 1: like saying me and Horror, Me and Horror went to
Speaker 1: the store. No, now you didn't. All right, Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: this is That's been our year, folks. This is it.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to say. Thank you for sticking
Speaker 1: with us through a pandemic, through us broadcasting from my
Speaker 1: basement and Scary's Bachelor pad Uh, listening to us talk
Speaker 1: about things that we didn't do and moment of reflection
Speaker 1: here we didn't know in March when the pandemic hit
Speaker 1: how we were gonna put out episodes of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. We really thought we were just going to
Speaker 1: maybe put it on High EIGHTUS. Then we spoke about, well,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll meet in the studio when no one's around
Speaker 1: and sit twelve ft apart. And and then somehow, somehow
Speaker 1: it came together. And and I know, those first few
Speaker 1: weeks were rough because we didn't have a whole lot
Speaker 1: to talk about. We were in true lockdown. I hate
Speaker 1: the word lockdown. Don't lock me down, don't you dare um?
Speaker 1: But and then and then later on we were like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: well some of the equipment sounds fuzzy or weird, and
Speaker 1: we've made improvements along the way. But I I bought
Speaker 1: two microphones. The first one is just sitting there on
Speaker 1: the little table here in the basement. Uh. I got
Speaker 1: a boom arm attached to a snack table. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: little little table here. I would say. The whole thing
Speaker 1: cost me. Let's see, it was twenty dollars for the arm.
Speaker 1: Uh dollars on for the arm. Elvis brought me the microphone.
Speaker 1: The other microphone was forty So for like fifty dollars,
Speaker 1: I got little home studio here. Let's not talk about
Speaker 1: let's not talk about mine, but I will say, but mine,
Speaker 1: So it does a lot of a lot of the legwork,
Speaker 1: and you know mine is the you know, we wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to take phone calls like we are right
Speaker 1: now without mind we took an hour and a half
Speaker 1: to call Scotty there, well Tina answer the phone. But
Speaker 1: the point is we're doing it pretty much. I would
Speaker 1: say we're about I mean, there are some things that
Speaker 1: are missing. Um. I missed the physical energy. I missed
Speaker 1: the in person energy of having Brody next to me,
Speaker 1: because the facial expression on the facial expressions right when
Speaker 1: I give you that look like what the funk are
Speaker 1: you talking about? And we missed like some of those
Speaker 1: random drop eyes like our by our friends Spruce and
Speaker 1: pulling the interns in yeah are yelling Danielle. So some
Speaker 1: of that's not there. Um, But I think we've come
Speaker 1: a long way and I think we found a way
Speaker 1: to manage it. My only hope, for one is that, um,
Speaker 1: that we we get back in doing this in the
Speaker 1: studio sooner than later, hopefully by spring. And you know what,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen unless from what the scientists say,
Speaker 1: the mum of people in this country. You have to
Speaker 1: get vaccinated. So if not, you're gonna be stubborn. We're
Speaker 1: gonna stay in our houses and work from home, and
Speaker 1: people are gonna not be able to go to restaurants. Guys,
Speaker 1: you gotta chip in, do your part. Good luck however
Speaker 1: they however they do it. I'm not giving advice. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stand. I'm just telling you what the facts are.
Speaker 1: I'm selling the facts. We would all like to return
Speaker 1: to normal. Gotta do what you gotta do. You know,
Speaker 1: I heard somebody last night talking about World War two,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, for the war effort, people gave
Speaker 1: up metal, rubber, um, different chemicals, yeah, different things that
Speaker 1: they needed to build make bullets and tanks, and uh,
Speaker 1: they gave up um, all kinds of everyday items. They
Speaker 1: gave up sports. A lot of the baseball players went
Speaker 1: to war. Everything was given up for the war effort. So,
Speaker 1: you know, I hope people are willing to give up
Speaker 1: a little here and there because we need to end
Speaker 1: this thing. Well, I want to get back in the studio,
Speaker 1: I really do. We can. You can even if we don't,
Speaker 1: you know, and people make their choice and they say
Speaker 1: they don't want get it. You know, I think I
Speaker 1: think we will be back. We can't. We will be
Speaker 1: back to normal by summer. Mark my work. Okay, remember
Speaker 1: crazier things have happened. You did say back then, we
Speaker 1: will never do a podcast at our houses? Remember that episode?
Speaker 1: And people are calling us up on it right now.
Speaker 1: Scary my, My stubbornness has nothing to do with science.
Speaker 1: All right, let's end it there, be safe, have a happy,
Speaker 1: happy holid, happy holidays, and a happy New Year. Safe
Speaker 1: during your holiday. What are you doing for What are
Speaker 1: you doing for New Year? We're staying home. But my
Speaker 1: wife sent me a screen shot yesterday of the meal
Speaker 1: that she's ordering. We're ordering in a price fixed New
Speaker 1: Year's Oh my god, I'm gonna read to you if
Speaker 1: I can find the screenshot. Just a couple of things
Speaker 1: on here I wish while I'm looking, what do you
Speaker 1: what do you look? What are you doing? Well? That's
Speaker 1: the crazy thing. I mean, things closed down at ten
Speaker 1: o'clock and you can't be inside. Um and the ball
Speaker 1: drops at midnight. So what are we doing? Where's gonna
Speaker 1: be empty? Yeah, well they're not allowing people there. It's
Speaker 1: not for public viewing. It's doing it for talking and Eve.
Speaker 1: What are they gonna do? They're doing it for television,
Speaker 1: So what what is like? Who? There's not gonna be
Speaker 1: There's gonna be crowds first, certainly Jenny McCarthy's stupid questions.
Speaker 1: When none of that's going to happen, people will be drunk.
Speaker 1: I do think people will be you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I hate to say no, it's not encouraged. People are
Speaker 1: gonna be at their houses. And you know, I know
Speaker 1: people are gonna be a crack of pork for let
Speaker 1: Mignon baked oysters. Now you know what I'm doing for
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve? Crab dip. Hello, pigs in a blank's
Speaker 1: eating all this ship. I think that she's ordering a sword.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're getting all of that. These are
Speaker 1: some of the things on the on the pre order. Well, hello,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need people to finish that food. You're not
Speaker 1: coming over here. You're a girlfriend, come yeah, she mad
Speaker 1: come over you you can't, she can't come over. Well,
Speaker 1: whatever you do, we help you do it safe. When
Speaker 1: was the last time you're at my house? Scared? It's
Speaker 1: a long time ago. It's been a minute, been a minute,
Speaker 1: they're gonna replace used to Swarotski crystal ball with a
Speaker 1: giant COVID looking ball, and that thing's gonna get a
Speaker 1: big joke, and that's gonna big jumped down and it's
Speaker 1: gonna just splatter everywhere, and the pandemic is gonna come
Speaker 1: to an end. That's how that's that's how it's gonna happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonnah it away, all right, guys, we gotta get hey,
Speaker 1: buy some holiday merchandise. We gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Dot boys bro