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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Nightmare Before trend miss produced by Tim Burton, but it's

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Speaker 1: not directed by him. Okay, asshole. Oh, tim Burton's just presenting.

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Speaker 1: like pretty sick Henry Selick. Anyways. Also, same deal with

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Speaker 1: That over there is Miles. This is the Morning Zoo.

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Speaker 1: Now this is the afternoon episode where we tell you

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Speaker 1: some stuff that is trending, and we're gonna start off

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Speaker 1: with kids and teens and their dang phones. Oh speaking dude,

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Speaker 1: Eminem's mom died.

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Speaker 2: Kim DeBie Debbie, fuck you DeBie, yeah passed away. I

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Speaker 2: thought about that iconic, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I think everyone was yelling fuck you Debbie for years,

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Speaker 3: but yeah, Debbie, Debbie haf passed away. I just wanted

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Speaker 3: to add that for all the millennials who are listening

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Speaker 3: to Eminem and be.

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Speaker 1: Like, shit's tight, dude, I hate my mom to kind

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Speaker 1: of does Eminem like? Is Eminem popular with a younger generation?

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Speaker 1: How has Eminem? I don't think so, because they like bananas?

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Speaker 2: I saw.

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Speaker 3: No. They're like, what y'all were just letting him say

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Speaker 3: the F word a bunch and like kept it moving.

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Speaker 2: They're like, you know, here's the thing. Kids, a different time,

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Speaker 2: we were pieces of ship, didn't know nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, lung cancer unfortunately, sorry.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to hear it. Eminem, who I know is a

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Speaker 1: big listener. All right, should we talk about these dang

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Speaker 1: teens and their dang phones. Yeah. So there's an article

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Speaker 1: an mp are about teens being hard to get off

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Speaker 1: their phones during school, and a couple things jumped out

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Speaker 1: to me about this article. First's it starts with like

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Speaker 1: children at this school where they're allowed to be on

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Speaker 1: their phones. And he said, most of the people in

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Speaker 1: the class, they've got their headphones in, they've got their

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Speaker 1: phones on, they're not actually listening. Huh, Like I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just I didn't realize it had gotten to that

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Speaker 1: place where the schools were like, yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: if you've got to be on your phones, then like

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Speaker 1: maybe try and listen to like a good podcast or something, as.

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Speaker 3: Long as like in the same I know, this is

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Speaker 3: science class, so like maybe you can listen to like

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Speaker 3: maybe RFK on Joe Rogan or.

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Speaker 2: Something that can be an episode you guys listen to.

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Speaker 2: So it's tangentially.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, phones in in class is so respect,

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Speaker 1: I know, I think we both have the same sort

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Speaker 3: Whereas I remember when like in the dawn of the

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Speaker 3: iPod kids were that's when like kids started bringing like

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Speaker 2: But teachers took that as straight up like, oh, you

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Speaker 2: want to.

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Speaker 1: Say fun to you disrespect?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, absolutely, They're like, and you're gonna wear fucking headphones,

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Speaker 3: and as like, yeah, man, it's their fucking they don't exist.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who I'm talking act in.

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Speaker 1: These class battle has just been being waged like out

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Speaker 3: They're just like, fuck you, I don't care what you

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Speaker 3: phones in that case when you're quite literally being like,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, all my senses I need to learn are

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Speaker 1: There's also this line from an English teacher that bummed

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Speaker 1: me out, and I again from the teacher's perspective, I like,

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Speaker 1: totally get why this is a bummer, but the way

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Speaker 1: it's being framed, the English teacher said, Uh, nobody goes

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Speaker 1: in education in order to become the phone police. We

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Speaker 1: want to be able to focus on our content.

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Speaker 2: Oh no content, No curriculum.

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Speaker 1: You're calling the curriculum that they're teaching in class content.

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Speaker 2: Oh how do you do what?

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Speaker 1: I saw these content creators? Uh, by being a content

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Speaker 1: creator myself. Check out.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about verb tense agreement, one of my favorite

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Speaker 3: pieces of content from the last seven hundred years.

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Speaker 2: So that's fucking tough. That is really tough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes me more and more wonder I mean, like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: It was sort of jarring to kind of see that.

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Speaker 1: And I get a lot of time playing game break, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Looking at a bunch of shit going by on the screen.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, case by case basis, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean. I feel like this. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: feels like this will be the part that they show

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Speaker 1: in movies like The Mad Men about this era, to

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Speaker 1: be like, look, how fucked up it is. Like the

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Speaker 1: kids were allowed to smoke in class. You know that

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Speaker 1: that's basically what here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're zeroing out vape hits as they call it,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the articles about like how this battle was like

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Speaker 1: being waged on a classroom by classroom basis, And finally

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Speaker 1: the schools are like, all right, guys, I think we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to take the phones away. And so now

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Speaker 1: the end of the day the.

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Speaker 2: Other other chap show.

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Speaker 1: Other places are take it away before class. But that

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Speaker 1: really like posh British boarding schools are actually like saying

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, that kind of goes on with like

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Speaker 3: this other article I saw where so many college students

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Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, I guess I just have to

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Speaker 3: I can like enter the middle class?

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Speaker 2: Is that the thing?

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 1: Is it the thing? No?

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Speaker 2: All right, then I'll AI fuck.

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Speaker 1: It all right. Also having to do with the youngs,

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Speaker 1: there's a new article in Axios that just it has

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Speaker 1: this one chart salaries. Americans say they consider the minimum

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Speaker 1: to be quote, financially successful, And so you got boomers who,

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Speaker 1: on average, say ninety nine thousand and nine, You soft

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Speaker 2: Really, Boomers did it all, didn't you? Okay, must be nice.

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Speaker 1: Gen X two hundred and twelve thousand, three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Probably a little bit more realistic than the boomers who

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Speaker 1: are like, yeah, I just had I kept my paper

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Speaker 2: A great Yeah, one hundred percent of my salary.

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Speaker 1: Millennials are down at one hundred and eighty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: according to this age range, twelve year olds, So that's

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Speaker 1: So maybe it's like all the people who are twelve

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's tough.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's what for these kids who are coming

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Speaker 3: their face and you're just seeing like all this influencer shit,

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Speaker 3: Like you would be like, okay, so was that that

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Speaker 3: dude's in a Lambeau Okay and they live in a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think six hundred to be successful, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean I guess realistically, like yeah, to like own a

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Speaker 2: I feel like, is that the bar? Like what is

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Speaker 3: I think millennials would probably describe it as home ownership

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Speaker 3: z this this astronomical figure does feel like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like that's a failure, dude, life for my fucking owning

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is.

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Speaker 3: Also the reason why I like, there was a survey

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Speaker 3: about like why like younger people are they say they're

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Speaker 3: financial woes are feeding into their interest in like other

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Speaker 3: political parties, like specifically Trump, because they're probably having a

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Speaker 3: hard time even getting close to one hundred thousand dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so that's the biggest gap between what is actually available

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Speaker 1: What they think is realistic. Yeah, yeah, and that's.

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Speaker 3: Kind of I remember, Like for me, I was just

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Speaker 3: It's like, right, like that's good enough, baby, But yeah,

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Speaker 3: well we all learned, we all grow, and we all realize.

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Speaker 2: It might not be six hundred k.

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Speaker 1: I would be interested to see, like what if this

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Speaker 3: But probably a little more realistic, but a lot of

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Speaker 3: I hear younger people talk about finances like they think

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Speaker 3: a broke person makes one hundred thousand dollars, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like a broke k All right, sorry, all.

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Speaker 1: and we're back.

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Speaker 3: had a booger hanging out of my nose that whole

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Speaker 1: So anyway, this would be our most citys YouTube video ever.

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Speaker 3: see a fucking straight up just dangler off my nostril tip.

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Speaker 2: There it is spelt.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh no, and I just looked

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Speaker 1: Like because as a white family, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, now you're fucking they're hanging out on Christmas Day.

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Speaker 3: There is so much family is back, great commercial touching,

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Speaker 3: This is also cool and not woke and does not

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Speaker 1: And anyway, I'm on the internet too long.

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Speaker 1: Whole butt, the whole one, because sometimes you tell me

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Speaker 2: I know, I know your whole butt?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, orders received.

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Speaker 3: This could lead to I mean a lot of they've

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Speaker 3: like you should resign.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, beyone, As he said, I think

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Speaker 3: that's what he quote tweeted that thing, yone, you really do?

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Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that

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Speaker 1: are trending on this Tuesday, December third. We are back

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, get your blue shots, don't do nothing about

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Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,