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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. Do you remember me telling you?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember? Yes? I will when you refresh my memory.

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Speaker 1: It is a very good quote, and it's perfect for

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Speaker 1: me because I'm a stoner. That is true. Alex is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: So actually, I want to tell you. I want to

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Speaker 1: tell you a story. He tell you a story in

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Speaker 1: just a second of something that happened to me the

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Speaker 1: other day is super awkward. Something happened to me the

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Speaker 1: other day involving Instagram reels at an elementary school, and

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Speaker 1: it's one of the most awkward situations ever. We'll tell

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Speaker 1: you about that in just a second. But I was

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Speaker 1: off air talking to Alex about it and I told

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Speaker 1: her the story after this happened, and she couldn't remember,

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Speaker 1: which is no big deal. And that's where we got

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Speaker 1: the audio for Sounds Trendy today, so you can get

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Speaker 1: this on our social media. Do you remember me telling you?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember? Yes? I will when you refresh my memory.

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Speaker 1: But being married to Alex is awesome because she is

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Speaker 1: a stoner. And it's amazing though, because you'll tell her

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Speaker 1: something right, and people forget things right, especially it's not

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Speaker 1: exactly it's not a big deal. And people forget things right.

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Speaker 1: She's already like hey stop because she knows this about herself. Also,

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Speaker 1: she's ficty, so she'll be like, I can't remember everything.

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Speaker 1: You didn't tell me that. I can't remember everything. I'm

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Speaker 1: a stoner. How do you expect me to remember? I

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Speaker 1: shouldn't even be asking the question if you remember that,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Anyway, that's a sound or sounds trendy,

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Speaker 1: Go and get that on our social media. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember me telling you? Do you remember? Yes? I will

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Speaker 1: when you're refreshed my memory. So if I were to

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Speaker 1: use this for me, my social media would just be

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Speaker 1: like a random Tuesday afternoon conversation with my wife who

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Speaker 1: wants to hear about one of the most awkward situations ever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know most people do, and it happened to me

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Speaker 1: just the other day. It makes sense when we're talking

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Speaker 1: about sounds trendy in the new segment that we're doing,

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Speaker 1: where we give you audio you can use for your

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Speaker 1: social media, make a real or whatever. If we like

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Speaker 1: the video that you post with our audio, we'll share

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Speaker 1: it on our social media. Because everybody wants to make

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Speaker 1: funny videos and use reels and do voiceovers and all

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Speaker 1: that stuff. Just the other day Instagram reels kind of

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Speaker 1: screwed me over it. Well really a screwed myself over.

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Speaker 1: But Alex and are married. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: she has a nine year old son. His name is Jack's.

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Speaker 1: He's my nine year old stepson. So sometimes I'll pick

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Speaker 1: him up from school. The other day, we needed to

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Speaker 1: pick him up a little early because we were going somewhere, right,

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Speaker 1: so I had to go into the school to get him.

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Speaker 1: It's an elementary school. Remember he's nine years old, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I go into the school and I look like

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Speaker 1: I look anytime I go pick up Jack's from school.

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Speaker 1: I love it. It's hilarious because all the parents that

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Speaker 1: are standing there look at me like, dude, is this

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Speaker 1: guy trying to sell drugs on the campus yet? Because

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Speaker 1: if you don't know what I look like, I got

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Speaker 1: a bunch of tattoos. I have a throat tattoo. It

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Speaker 1: looks like a artichokes. It's not an artichoke. So when

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Speaker 1: I'm around the elementary school, they kind of look at

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Speaker 1: me sideways anyway, right, So I was having to pick

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Speaker 1: him up early from school, and so they buzz me

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Speaker 1: in and I walk in the office and nobody's in

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Speaker 1: there but the office lady at the elementary school. Everybody

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Speaker 1: knows that person, right, They're always listening right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: They're always the same person, you know. And so she's

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Speaker 1: in there, it's just me and I go, hey, I

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Speaker 1: need to pick up my stepson, Jack's from his from

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Speaker 1: early today. And then she goes, Okay, what's the teacher's name?

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Speaker 1: And I blanked. I couldn't remember the teacher's name. So

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Speaker 1: now it's like I'm making it up. Because so I

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Speaker 1: got on my phone because I had to call Alex.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, oh, hold on, let

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Speaker 1: me just call my wife real quick. So I call Alex,

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Speaker 1: call his mom my wife, Yeah, his mother, the one

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Speaker 1: who had him. Because I'm not trying. I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: to illegally take a kid from the school. I know

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Speaker 1: I look like I would, but I'm not. So I

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Speaker 1: get ahold of Alex. She tells me the teacher's name

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Speaker 1: and then I go, okay, it's this teacher and she's

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Speaker 1: like look just looking at me like mmmm okay. So

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Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I am not making a good impression

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Speaker 1: with this woman right now. So she goes, Okay, well

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Speaker 1: I'll call him to come down here so you can

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Speaker 1: pick him up from school. And I'm like sweet. So

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Speaker 1: I'm standing in the office. It's just her and me,

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Speaker 1: and it's quiet. It's like that really awkward tension, you

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Speaker 1: know where she thinks I'm an a hole already. You

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Speaker 1: can tell she's looking at me like, who let the

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Speaker 1: riff raff in? And I'm looking at her like I'm

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Speaker 1: not riff raff I'm actually a good guy. I know

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Speaker 1: it looks like i'm not. And it's quiet, and I'm

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Speaker 1: waiting for my nine year old step son to make

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Speaker 1: his way to the office. So I just grabbed my

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Speaker 1: phone to kill time. And I was like, well, i'll

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Speaker 1: look for a real to post. That's what I'll do.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't realize it, but my phone volume all

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Speaker 1: the way up. Oh, and I didn't know that. So

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Speaker 1: it's just me and this lady. It's super quiet. It's

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Speaker 1: an elementary school where you're not supposed to say bad words.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there and I open up my phone

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Speaker 1: and at full volume, this plays this. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: oh god. So I turned it down. It stuck trying

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Speaker 1: to turn the phone down. I'm like, She's like she

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Speaker 1: was literally just staring at me, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. Oh god, anywhere, go to the principal's office.

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Speaker 1: It was so awesome. Every opinion she had not picking

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Speaker 1: up jacks, He's not picking up jacks from Can you

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Speaker 1: just go pick up jack? She has to. I'm not

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Speaker 1: allowed on campus anymore. At the Jewel Show and your

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Speaker 1: phone break happens every single hour on the twenties. Your

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Speaker 1: next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show, The Jewel Show on demand,