1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the 2 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Chris, what exactly did you just come 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: in here and do to the thermostat in the studio? 4 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no, 5 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: you're not gonna do that thing. Everyone does of I 6 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: turned it down. I turned it up, and no one 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: knows what that means. Did you make it hotter or 8 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 1: did you make it colder? Okay, all right, never mind, 9 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: that's okay, Chris made it colder. I just want to 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: remind everyone before we get to Democrats and back to 11 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 1: the Canada stuff, back to your phone calls about the 12 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: dumbest scene you've ever been done, ever done when you're 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: drinking eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. 14 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: I want to remind everybody about the rules for homes, 15 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: and especially the rules for an office. The warmest person 16 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: sets the temperature in the office or the home. Period. 17 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: The warmest person. Why, well, simple logic. If you're cold, 18 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: you can always add layers. There's no problem there. I 19 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: can only get so naked before I have to go 20 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: work for Bill Clinton. I can only get so naked. 21 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: You can put on a sweater, put on a blanket, 22 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 1: put on some mool sucks. But I'm cold, Okay, I'm roasting, 23 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 1: all right, We're moving on, moving on. Remember eight seven 24 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three, what's the 25 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 1: dumbest PG thing you ever did? After you had one 26 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,039 Speaker 1: too many? I need to get to this story about 27 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: the Democrats. You know what a reminder? Here's an email, 28 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: a haway pink Flower, thank you for the history on 29 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: the Korean War. My father fought there. The one and 30 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: only time I ever got the courage to ask him 31 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: what was it like? He simply looked away, saying, quote, 32 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: it was cold and quickly walked away. I now know 33 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: a tiny sliver of what he went through. I never 34 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: knew until after he died last year on my birthday, 35 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: April nineteen, twenty twenty one, that he was missing several toes. 36 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: History podcast is downloaded, completely separate. I want to be clear. 37 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 1: It's not part of you know what I do here. 38 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: It's just something I do for fun. It's just something 39 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: I do because I love it, so I will do 40 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: it whenever I can get to it. But there's a 41 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: Korean War one up. It's on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. 42 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: Now let's get to the story before I get back 43 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 1: to your phone calls. You watched Justin Trudeau in the 44 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: Canadian government. You watched them acts stomp people into the ground. 45 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,959 Speaker 1: You watched them in prison people. You watch them take 46 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: away people's money, confiscate private vehicles. You watched real tyranny 47 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: as bad as it gets real tyranny. Do you want 48 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: to know what the likely voting American Democrats thought of that? 49 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 1: Sixty five percent of likely voting Democrats in America, they 50 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: favored it, seventeen percent disapproved. Okay, So that means the 51 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 1: Democrats who actually go to the polls and vote, sixty 52 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: five percent of them watched policeman on horseback stomp a 53 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: little old lady's head into the ground, and they thought, oh, nice, nice, 54 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,799 Speaker 1: That's exactly what we want it. Now, I'm going to 55 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: ask you this because I bring it up a lot 56 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: and I get a lot of email feedback for it 57 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: about about national divorce and why I want a national divorce. 58 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: But this is why I want a national divorce. How 59 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: can we continue to live together with people like this? 60 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: I mean, look, I know we have a bunch of 61 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: communists who hate listened to the show. If you're a 62 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: communist who watched that happen. You watched a bunch of truckers, 63 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: even if you disagree with them. Let's say you disagree 64 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: with the truckers, but they were totally peaceful. They weren't 65 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: doing anything wrong, I mean, certainly nothing violent. And you 66 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: watched them get pepper sprayed and stomped into the ground, 67 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: and you thought, oh, nice, declare martial law pound them. 68 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: You know you're the bad guy, right, And I know 69 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: that's very difficult to accept. I mean, history's monsters. They 70 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: never seemed to realize that. They all thought they were 71 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 1: the good guy. But you do know when you look 72 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: in the mirror every night, that that's the bad guy 73 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: you're looking at. I want to make sure you understand 74 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: that you're the bad one, and I want to make 75 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 1: sure I reiterate there's no coming together with people who 76 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: believe you should have your head stomped into the pavement 77 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 1: for not wanting to take a vaccine. This whole COVID 78 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: thing has revealed so many monsters among us. It is staggering, staggering, 79 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: all right, So I get back to the emails and 80 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: phone calls. Let's do remember why we're seeing what we're 81 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: seeing on the world stage. Russia will be held accountable 82 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: if it invades, and it depends on what it does. 83 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: It's one thing if it's a minor incursion, and then 84 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 1: we end up having to fight about what to do 85 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 1: and not do, etc. Remember when Joe Biden said that, Look, look, 86 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: Russia's gonna be old accountable. We're gonna crack down. I 87 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: mean less it's a minor incursion, and if it's just 88 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: the tip, it's not the end of the world. Remember 89 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: when he said that. Remember when he said that, Gee, 90 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: I can't imagine why Putin would think that he was 91 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: free to gobble up a couple eastern regions of Ukraine. 92 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: But look, when would you hear strength like this? And 93 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: you're Vladimir Putin, surely you're scared. Yesterday the world heard 94 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: clearly the full extent of Ladimir putin twisted rewrite of 95 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: history going back more than a century, as he waxed 96 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: eloquently noting that, well, I'm not going to win too, 97 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: but nothing In Putin's left. Yeah, he lost track of 98 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 1: the teleprompter. Boy, I'm sure if Vladimir Putin is extremely worried, 99 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 1: Joe Biden's pouring over maps and charts as we speak, 100 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: just coming up with a grand strategy to take down 101 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: old lad Cause all, let's get this some email so 102 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: that I'll get back to the calls. Remember eight seven 103 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three pg. Dumb 104 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: things you've done when you've had too much to drink, 105 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 1: Wise oracle. I notice you used the name Aiden a 106 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: lot when you're referring to a hypothetical young man. You 107 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: have or sarcastic tone when you do it, so as 108 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: Aiden a real person. I'm just wondering if it's possible 109 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: you were a giant marine. As a giant marine you 110 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: were picked on by some young punk named Aiden. Just curious, brother, 111 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 1: God bless you and your family. Said, ps, your burgers 112 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,839 Speaker 1: were a huge hit at my firehouse. Keep the recipes 113 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: coming and help me, an old firehouse cook feed these 114 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 1: ungrateful savages. Said, I can say his name, his name 115 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: is Ray. I will say every part about this job 116 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,600 Speaker 1: is cool, every part about it. I'm the luckiest guy 117 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,919 Speaker 1: in the world that a bunch of firemen around the 118 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,839 Speaker 1: country's get emails like this all the time. A bunch 119 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: of firemen around the country is sitting around pounding my burgers. 120 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: That's the coolest thing in the world, because remember, I 121 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: eat the best burgers on the planet, or I make 122 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: the best burgers on the planet. And Chris is over 123 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 1: there shaking and said, you know what's really wild? I 124 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: had someone on the weekend asked me for the recipe, 125 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: a friend of mine, because I've given it out on 126 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: the radio show a bunch, and I'll do it again, 127 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: you know what. You know what, Chris Michael, you idiots 128 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: remind me. I'm gonna give out the burger recipe tomorrow night. 129 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it out again tomorrow night. Verbally, it's 130 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 1: been a while, but I've given it out a bunch 131 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 1: on the show, a bunch on TV. I didn't realize 132 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: a bunch of people made blogs of my recipe if 133 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: you look it up, and yeah, there's a bunch of 134 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Burger recipe blogs. I'm drunk with power right now. 135 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: Fire the cannons. That's awesome. That's awesome, all right. As 136 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: far as the reference to the name Aiden Ray, because 137 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: he's the one who asked the question, I will just say, 138 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: if you were in a suburban neighborhood and you had 139 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: to attend any youth sporting events, you would understand exactly 140 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't know what happened about ten 141 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: to fifteen years ago in this country, maybe five to 142 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, but you know how moms always root 143 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: for their sons by name whenever you go to a 144 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: sporting event, basketball, track, whatever it is. It's the most 145 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: hysterical thing in the world. And if I can, I'm 146 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: probably gonna get a fancy microphone from one of the 147 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: fellows so I can record it next time. I kid you, 148 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 1: not the entire game, it's this, Let's go Aiden, go Jaiden, Brden, 149 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,319 Speaker 1: Go get them Aiden Oh, Aiden, Gaiden, Oh Brandon, Jaden, 150 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 1: Aiden Jaden Braden. I have no idea when this happened, 151 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: and I have nothing against the name at all, but 152 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: it was like every white woman in America ten to 153 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 1: fifteen years ago got together and decided, let's make it 154 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 1: all rhyme with Aiden. It'll be hysterical, and they all 155 00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: did it. You guys are shaking your head and laugh. 156 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 1: Think you two children, You wait until you have kids. 157 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 1: You went intil you have kids about five ten years. 158 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: So now they're Aiden, go Jaiden, I love you, Brandon, 159 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 1: all of them. It's the funniest thing in the world. 160 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 1: And now the wife gets mad at me because I'll 161 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 1: just start bursting out laughing. I can't take it. Only 162 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: they don't know what I'm laughing about. But for some reason, 163 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: she thinks everyone can read my internal monologue and they 164 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: know exactly what I'm laughing about. What I think is funny, Michael. 165 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,680 Speaker 1: Michael said, what about when the parents say, let's go Brandon. Actually, 166 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 1: that's freaking brilliant. That's brilliant. Why wouldn't I start doing that? 167 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 1: Only make it sound totally genuine. I mean, granted, my 168 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,720 Speaker 1: kids are named James and Luke, neither of them are Brandon. 169 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: But the kids listen to the show anyway, they would 170 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:51,960 Speaker 1: think it's freaking hysterical. That's such a great idea, Michael. 171 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,680 Speaker 1: I'm absolutely doing that at the next kids event. I'm 172 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: gonna be standing up Brandon. Let's go Brandon with the signs, 173 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: just me and the obnoxious tet. What that's funny, it's funny, 174 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 1: I think. All right, I'll get back to your phone 175 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 1: calls about pg stupid things you've done when you've had 176 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:20,200 Speaker 1: one too many. Apparently one of you stole cop car keys. Yeah, look, yeah, 177 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: that's that's the way it is. But anyway eight seven 178 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. That's enough 179 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,800 Speaker 1: of that. Let's talk about mansis X real quickly. You 180 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,839 Speaker 1: want to get better with your weapon. I want to 181 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: get better with my weapon. And I will be totally 182 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 1: frank with you. I enjoy going to the range. I 183 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:47,439 Speaker 1: do AMO is really really expensive. And sometimes and this 184 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: is the embarrassing part, but it's true. Sometimes I wake 185 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: up on a Saturday, I don't want to drive to 186 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,199 Speaker 1: the range. I don't want to drab my EyePro and 187 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 1: ear pro. I don't want to go over another safety 188 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,840 Speaker 1: briefing with my sons for the thousandth time. I don't 189 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,679 Speaker 1: want to do it. I don't have to do it. 190 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: I can grab my mantis X. Whatever weapon I'm shooting, 191 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: mantis X attaches to it, and you sit and practice 192 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: in your home without firing a shot. They will put 193 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: you through drills. You will get real time feedback. They 194 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 1: will get you better. Ninety four percent of shooters improved 195 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: within twenty minutes of using mantis X. Go to mantis 196 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: x dot com and start improving today. Mantis x dot com. 197 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,079 Speaker 1: It's what the Marines use. It's what the Green berets 198 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 1: use mantis x dot com missed out catch up Jesse 199 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 200 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:59,320 Speaker 1: And look, hey Biden saying it. Everyone in the administration 201 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: is saying, what is the one thing you, the American citizen, 202 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,839 Speaker 1: need to take. Well, here's what Dome says you should 203 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 1: take from this Russian Ukrainian nonsense. As the President talked 204 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:15,560 Speaker 1: about in his speech, we are aware that again, when 205 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 1: America stands for her principles and all of the things 206 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: that we hold dear, it requires sometimes for us to 207 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: put ourselves out there in a way that maybe we 208 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: will incurse some cost, and in this situation, that may 209 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 1: relate to energy costs. For example, they're going to continue 210 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 1: to do this now that Russia has invaded Ukraine. They're 211 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 1: going to blame high energy costs on Russia. I just 212 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,680 Speaker 1: want you to take a look at your power bill 213 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,480 Speaker 1: and gas bill right now, and remember they drove those 214 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,840 Speaker 1: costs up long before Russia crossed any lines. I don't 215 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: care what Dome gets up there and tells you that's 216 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 1: one two. I'm continually told I'm gonna play this one 217 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 1: more time. What do they mean by stand up for 218 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 1: our principles and our values. Can you tell me which 219 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:08,200 Speaker 1: principles and values demand that you give a crap about 220 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 1: Russia invading Ukraine? As the President talked about in his speech, 221 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,719 Speaker 1: we are aware that again, when America stands for her 222 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: principles and all the things that we hold dear, it 223 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: requires sometimes for us to put ourselves out there in 224 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: a way that maybe we will stands for our principles 225 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 1: and all that we hold dear. Is there is that 226 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,760 Speaker 1: just a bunch of political GOBBLI geoger? Is it just me? 227 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean to me? And I'm 228 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 1: not saying you should be rooting for Russia. I mean, 229 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: who knows. Everyone knows Prutin's bit of a scumbag. But 230 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 1: what what does this have to do with us? You 231 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 1: know what? We're going to get back to your phone 232 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: calls here. I want to be clear once again, PG stories, kids, 233 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:01,319 Speaker 1: listen to this show. PG worries about the dumbest thing 234 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,360 Speaker 1: you've ever done when you've had one too many. That 235 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,680 Speaker 1: also means no cussing. If you cuss, you won't go 236 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,319 Speaker 1: out on the air. Anyway, We have a delay. We're 237 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,680 Speaker 1: just gonna hang up on you, all right, no cussing 238 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: PG stories. Chris in New York, Go Yo, brother so 239 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:23,760 Speaker 1: Marine Corps twenty nine pounds, a company which is electronics 240 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: from Hat twenty eight hundred. Mos here we all we 241 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 1: go out with the boys one night. We have way 242 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 1: too much to drink. I'm a top bunk guy, hop 243 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: in the bunk, all coasted up with a little booze 244 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: and I proceeded to urinate in my bunk, pass out drunk, 245 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: and what happens is my bunk made below receives the urine. 246 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 1: Oh seperfy, my brother, I think we have had I 247 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 1: think we got a picture clearest day about that all gosh, 248 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 1: that's shot in Long Island. Go hey, Jesse loved the show. 249 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,520 Speaker 1: And this My old man was a cop. I was 250 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: about seventeen years old and I had a couple of 251 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 1: wine coolers back in the day to Bartles and James, 252 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: and I wasn't a drinker, and I was so embarrassed 253 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 1: to how I was feeling. I didn't want to go 254 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: in a house or a buzz and everything. We had 255 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,840 Speaker 1: his old Monty Carlo. When the truck wunk did not work, 256 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 1: we would hit a bump in a road. The trunk 257 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 1: would go up. I'd have to pull over and close 258 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 1: it for him. Well, I found a nice place to 259 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: hang out for a little bit, and I fell asleep 260 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 1: in the trunk. And I gotta tell you the moment 261 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: that trunk had opened up and I saw him stand 262 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: and hope for me that morning, I'll never forget it. 263 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,640 Speaker 1: I mean, oh, I'm glad you're still alive, my brother. 264 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: Nobody can scare you like your father. I'll tell you that, 265 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:57,880 Speaker 1: especially when you're making bad choices. Royce in Colorado, go hey, Jesse. 266 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,240 Speaker 1: Back in the seventies, there were a lot of parties 267 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 1: in this party. I was torn out of a girlfriend's house. 268 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 1: Cops came, I was out in my vehicle, and they, 269 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,280 Speaker 1: you know, proceeded to break up the party. All their 270 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 1: cop cars, four of them, three of them. One of them. 271 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 1: We're sitting out in front, and uh, I snuck over 272 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: there and turned their keys off. It was a snowstar. 273 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,320 Speaker 1: They couldn't see me. I turned their keys off, and 274 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: I threw the keys in the bush, and I wanted 275 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: them all get towed away that night. Yeah, that was dumb. 276 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 1: Oh So that Royce a good idea. Everybody, don't don't 277 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 1: do that. That's a good way to end up in 278 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 1: jail for a very very long time. Shane, go, boss, Hey, 279 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,880 Speaker 1: combat that if three coming back cons from Iraq. My 280 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 1: buddies from Boston decided to take me out for a 281 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: night on the town. So we had up a few 282 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 1: bars and we decided to go to this club. So 283 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: we're at the club waiting to get in. Get up, 284 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,800 Speaker 1: talk to the bouncer. He's like, you guys are a 285 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: little too tipsy, so he turns us around. I tell him, 286 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 1: but he's like, you know what, We'll find an alternate 287 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: route to get in here. So we go around to 288 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,880 Speaker 1: the side of the building, find a little staircase or 289 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,719 Speaker 1: you know the ladders that go up the side of 290 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,239 Speaker 1: you know these buildings in cities. So we go up 291 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 1: this ladder. I find an extra way to get in 292 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: through the roof. So we end up in the club. 293 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,719 Speaker 1: About twenty minutes later, another bouncer approaches me, and mind you, 294 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,919 Speaker 1: this is right after I landed, so I'm still my 295 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,199 Speaker 1: DCUs so I stood out like a sore thumb. Approaches me. 296 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: He goes, hey, wheren't you h not supposed to be 297 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: in the club, And I said, yeah, I don't know 298 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 1: what's talking about pretty much. So he starts bringing us out. 299 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,080 Speaker 1: We get to the front door, at the bouncer that's 300 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:47,800 Speaker 1: there at the door says, hey, wasn't this guy. I 301 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: told this guy he wasn't supposed to come in? How'd 302 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: you get in? And I said, well, you know my buddies, 303 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 1: and I told him that we could probably find another 304 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,440 Speaker 1: way in. So we found another way, and he goes, 305 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 1: you know what, you've earned your right to stay in. 306 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: You how to go back and enjoy yourself. That's awesome. 307 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: Simplify my man. Oh that's cool. All right, all right, 308 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 1: that's enough of that. Look, I'm just going to reiterate 309 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 1: what I said in the first hour. When big things 310 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 1: happen with this Russian Ukraine stuff, we're going to talk 311 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 1: about it. And this does have it does have its 312 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,680 Speaker 1: repercussions here at home. We are going to see higher 313 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: prices and this could lead to I mean, God forbid, 314 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,360 Speaker 1: let's hope not, but this could lead to a war 315 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,920 Speaker 1: of some kind of significant war. It certainly could. However, 316 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 1: it is never going to be the prime focus of 317 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:42,919 Speaker 1: this show. The Western governments of America, Canada, Australia, New 318 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 1: Zealand France, the Western governments becoming hostile towards their own citizens. 319 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: That is the biggest story going on right now. And 320 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 1: nothing else comes close, Not Ukraine, not Russia, nothing, Our 321 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: government aiming its eye at us is a big, big deal. 322 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:07,960 Speaker 1: We either get that fixed or nothing else matters. Back 323 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,040 Speaker 1: with your emails and more in just a second, Hang on, 324 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 1: I have the rent boy at the bother the next 325 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,159 Speaker 1: out on them. Did I ever tell you guys that 326 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,960 Speaker 1: I went to a George thorough Good concert? It is 327 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,400 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. We're tackling the hard hitting issues here. 328 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: In a second, somebody as a question about universities, and 329 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to your phone calls about the 330 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 1: PG dumbest thing you've ever done. You had too much 331 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: to drink. But now when I say you know what, 332 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 1: I feel like I may have just lied and mislet 333 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:44,840 Speaker 1: everybody a little bit. I saw George Thoroughgood in concert. 334 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 1: I don't know that it was necessarily the same George 335 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 1: Thoroughgood you saw right there. You see, when we got 336 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,040 Speaker 1: out of the Marine Corps. This is two thousand and four. 337 00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 1: We get out of the Marine Corps and we are broke. 338 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,919 Speaker 1: We don't have any money. Look, you don't make a 339 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,160 Speaker 1: lot of money. It's not exactly news. You don't make 340 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 1: a lot of money in the military. But we had 341 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,680 Speaker 1: this list of all kinds of fun stuff we wanted 342 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: to do if we lived through Iraq. And you may 343 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: remember I've brought it up before on the show that 344 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: my buddy and I we made a pact with ourselves 345 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,639 Speaker 1: when we were over there that if we lived that 346 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,879 Speaker 1: we would go to Jamaica for I think it was 347 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: ten days and we got back. We didn't know anything 348 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 1: about Jamaica. We just thought it sounded like a good time. 349 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,679 Speaker 1: I've heard the Beach Boys sing about it. You know, 350 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,879 Speaker 1: it was pretty advanced, there was. We did a lot 351 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 1: of heavy thinking back then, but we did it well 352 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 1: as you can imagine. We flew the cheapest dog meat 353 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 1: airline with the worst seats possible, and we stayed in 354 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: this air fingers quote all inclusive hotel. There were bugs 355 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,399 Speaker 1: on the floor, it was it was rough, okay, But 356 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,440 Speaker 1: we get back from that. We have no money left. 357 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,480 Speaker 1: There's no money, and we're now we're having to get jobs. 358 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: How much fun is that? But we still have all 359 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 1: this fun stuff we want to do because hey, we're alive, 360 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 1: I didn't get shot. That's to go do fun stuff. 361 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,679 Speaker 1: One of those things was we wanted to go to 362 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 1: a concert. We couldn't afford to go to any nice concerts, 363 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,680 Speaker 1: but there was this concert. Dag gone, I'm gonna forget 364 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 1: what it's called. Someone's gonna email in and no, it's 365 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 1: in Montana. It's this music festival. I think it might 366 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,639 Speaker 1: have something to do with the Rockies. Maybe in the 367 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 1: name of it. I'm going to forget it. But the 368 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,080 Speaker 1: tickets were just dirt cheap. They didn't cost anything, and 369 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 1: we thought, wow, look at all these bands. There was 370 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:34,160 Speaker 1: Foreigner and George thorough Good and all these bands you'd want. 371 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 1: And we're thinking to ourselves, man, did we luck out? 372 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:42,200 Speaker 1: And then we think, wow, we actually we can't afford 373 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: a hotel room to go to this thing either. How 374 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,400 Speaker 1: are we going to live? What are we going to do? 375 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,920 Speaker 1: One of my buddies, his father had one of those 376 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,720 Speaker 1: RVs that go in the bed of a pickup truck. 377 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. You've seen these RVs before. 378 00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,320 Speaker 1: They go in the bed of a pickup truck. Five 379 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 1: of us pile in the back of one of these 380 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,679 Speaker 1: it's okay, Chris. We had a plan. Okay, some of 381 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: us were just riding back there. We were just riding 382 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,560 Speaker 1: back there. We had sleeping bags. I know, it was 383 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 1: a little bit of a fire hazard technically not totally illegal. 384 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,679 Speaker 1: But we pile five of us in the back of 385 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,840 Speaker 1: this RV and we take off to this concert. The 386 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: concert turns out is in the middle of nowhere and 387 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 1: there are virtually no facilities. There's no showers there. It's 388 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,960 Speaker 1: hot this thing, I do remember. It was in the summertime. 389 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,919 Speaker 1: It's hot out, so everyone stinks. Turned out to be 390 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,159 Speaker 1: a gigantic biker rally, And to be fair, I actually 391 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: really enjoy bikers. Bikers are dudes that I genuinely enjoy 392 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,199 Speaker 1: being around, but not always the cleanest people on the 393 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,120 Speaker 1: face of the planet. It turned out to be like 394 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 1: a three day disaster where we towards the end, we 395 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,880 Speaker 1: didn't have the money to make an extra trip into 396 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,160 Speaker 1: town to get water. We were going around trading beer 397 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,719 Speaker 1: for water. That's how desperate and thirsty we were. Like 398 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: I said, okay, we we didn't use the best judgment 399 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 1: at all times when we were kids. Either way, the 400 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,840 Speaker 1: Swan song of the Three Day music festival was George Thoroughgood. 401 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,359 Speaker 1: And the only reason we didn't leave early was we 402 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,640 Speaker 1: wanted to stay and see George Thoroughgood, you know, bad 403 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: to the bone and whatnot. Old George comes out and 404 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 1: he Old George had some city miles on him by 405 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,679 Speaker 1: the time we saw George Thoroughgood. Let's just say it 406 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,639 Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't quite the same level of energy you 407 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 1: would have expected, not not quite the same level of energy. 408 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,600 Speaker 1: Look at you know who could have been there? You 409 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,280 Speaker 1: know who could have given George Thoroughgood a pick me up, 410 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,040 Speaker 1: the pick me up he needed, Dome. I mean, listen, guys, 411 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:54,439 Speaker 1: we're talking about the potential for war in Europe. I mean, 412 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,159 Speaker 1: let's really take a moment to understand the significance of 413 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 1: what we're talking about. It's been all over seventy years, 414 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 1: and through those seventy years, as I mentioned yesterday, there 415 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: has been peace and security. We are talking about the 416 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 1: real possibility of war. It's so brutal. Listening to her costs, 417 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 1: that's terrible, Jesse. I'd like to know why the federal 418 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 1: government gives billions of dollars to universities in colleges all 419 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,480 Speaker 1: over America. Okay, well, let's think about this, because I 420 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,200 Speaker 1: talked to you all the time about getting your kids 421 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,240 Speaker 1: out of government schools. I warn against sending your kids 422 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 1: to universities and things like that. You know what, Let's 423 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,960 Speaker 1: let's use me for example, because what's a more interesting, 424 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,880 Speaker 1: more admirable, iconic topic than me? I can't think of anything. 425 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 1: I'm basically the best. So let's talk about these two 426 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,359 Speaker 1: idiots that work here every day, Michael and Chris. Do 427 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,600 Speaker 1: you think if Michael and Chris were to tutor let's 428 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: say they were doing some tutoring. God forbid, please don't 429 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 1: ever let these two tutor your kids. But what if 430 00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,200 Speaker 1: they were tutoring after the show? Do you think think? 431 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,400 Speaker 1: I mean, they work for me. Do you think if 432 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: they were asked about radio or conservative entertainment or TV? 433 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,640 Speaker 1: Remember my shows every night on the first TV nine 434 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 1: pm Eastern. Do you think if they were asked about 435 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 1: TV or radio? Do you think they would speak highly 436 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:21,640 Speaker 1: of me? Or do you think they would dog on me? Well, oh, 437 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,719 Speaker 1: where's their paycheck come from? They would probably want to 438 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 1: nurture the next generation to watch Jesse Kelly. He's the best, 439 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:33,440 Speaker 1: even if I suck, right, what interest does the federal 440 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: government have not to fund universities when universities are out 441 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 1: there every single day preaching the exact same ideology that 442 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 1: dominates the federal government. And part of that ideology is 443 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,600 Speaker 1: loyalty at all costs to the federal government, no matter 444 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: how corrupt they are. Why wouldn't they It's the Look, 445 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: the greatest scam out there right now in the United 446 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,960 Speaker 1: States of America America. Honestly, it's not all the forces 447 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,920 Speaker 1: lined up against us, it's really not. It's not all 448 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,360 Speaker 1: the different cultural institutions that have their sites aimed at us. 449 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,440 Speaker 1: The greatest scam going on in this country right now, 450 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,760 Speaker 1: it's that we're paying for all of it your money. 451 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,679 Speaker 1: You went to work today and you worked half the 452 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:25,400 Speaker 1: day so you could fund your own destruction. That's what's crazy. 453 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 1: Those nutball professors we talk about all the time on 454 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:33,959 Speaker 1: the show. America's Terrible. I love Lenin. You pay their salaries. 455 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,960 Speaker 1: That FBI you're so mad at only aiming at Republicans, 456 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,280 Speaker 1: ignoring BLM, ignoring Antifa. Oh, they're still going out there 457 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 1: hunting down those dangerous January six terrorists. Ah, the FBI 458 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,720 Speaker 1: can't stand them. Yeah, you pay every single one of 459 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:57,240 Speaker 1: their salaries. You and I we fund the people who 460 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: are wrecking the country. That's the most staggering thing about 461 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: what's going on in America. We are paying for it 462 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 1: because we have institutionalized everything that we're against, and that 463 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,640 Speaker 1: stuff to swallow, right, I mean, if you have these moments, Look, 464 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,919 Speaker 1: I want you to understand. If you have these moments 465 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,400 Speaker 1: where you wake up, you read the news, or maybe 466 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,440 Speaker 1: it's the end of the day, and you feel surrounded, 467 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: you feel like every institution is they're preaching things you 468 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 1: disagree with, that they're trying to do things you hate. 469 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,159 Speaker 1: If you wake up every day or any day and 470 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,480 Speaker 1: you feel that way, I want you to understand. I 471 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,480 Speaker 1: feel the same way too. I have those days where 472 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,920 Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I at least have a moment or 473 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,400 Speaker 1: two where I'm like, oh gosh, man, we are up 474 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:48,159 Speaker 1: we are up against it here. That's because we are 475 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 1: up against it. That doesn't mean we quit suck our thumbs, 476 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 1: hide about it, cry about it. We're still gonna laugh, 477 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,120 Speaker 1: We're still going to enjoy the fart button now and then. 478 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 1: But we have to understand we are surrounded and we're 479 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,720 Speaker 1: paying for it. We're paying for it. That's why I honestly, 480 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,119 Speaker 1: it's part of the reason I'm so emphatic about the 481 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 1: companies that have partnered with the show, because how much 482 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: money have I spent in my lifetime on companies that 483 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,919 Speaker 1: then take that money and they go run ad campaigns 484 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 1: totally contrary to my values. It sickens me what I 485 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: have done. And I know that maybe a little self pitying, 486 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,960 Speaker 1: but it's true. Look when I tell you about Annie's 487 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,200 Speaker 1: Genius Box, when I tell you about that, it's because 488 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: they believe what you and I believe. They don't want 489 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 1: a bunch of drones out there. What do you want 490 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,360 Speaker 1: me to do? Government? They want your kid to learn 491 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,200 Speaker 1: how to think. You know what my kid did on Saturday? 492 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 1: Ding dong, doorbell rings. Dog of course goes ready to 493 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 1: ready to eat someone's face off. Kid goes sprinting too. 494 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: The door opens it up and it's his Annie's Genius Box. 495 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 1: He goes in, opens it up. He got a fossil 496 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 1: he had to first chisel out. They gave him this 497 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,120 Speaker 1: little tool. He had a chisel out of fossil and 498 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 1: then make a plaster of it. And like I said, 499 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,160 Speaker 1: they want your kids thinking about geolostry, geology and chemistry 500 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,480 Speaker 1: and aerodynamics and all these things. Go to Annie's Kick 501 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: Clubs dot com slash Radio and they give you seventy 502 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,720 Speaker 1: five percent off your first box Annie's Kit Clubs dot 503 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: com slash Radio. The Jesse Kelly Show I Like It 504 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:32,600 Speaker 1: returns next The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The 505 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,720 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. If you missed any part of the 506 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 1: show tonight, remember you can get the entire thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, 507 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 1: and iTunes. Remember the suits at corporate divided up the 508 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,560 Speaker 1: show into three parts, and don't ask me why. I 509 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: think it's confusing. Make your life easier and just subscribe 510 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,880 Speaker 1: or hit follows so they automatically download, and Chris is 511 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 1: putting them in order now so once they automatically don't 512 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,320 Speaker 1: want you click on our one, it will automatically go 513 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: to our two in three and four to make your 514 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 1: life easier. Apparently, all right, all right, that's that's that. 515 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 1: Before I before I get to headlines, I didn't get 516 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,000 Speaker 1: to another email or two here. I do just want 517 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 1: to take a brief second. I have always said, and 518 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:17,479 Speaker 1: we'll always say, we honor the warriors who die on 519 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,640 Speaker 1: behalf of our country, the ones who die in battle. Right, 520 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,800 Speaker 1: he charged a machine gun, nest, I mean our metal 521 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,960 Speaker 1: of honor citation tonight. That was awesome, it's inspiring, and 522 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 1: we should honor them. We don't. We don't tend to 523 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:36,240 Speaker 1: honor the ones who die in accidents. We don't tend 524 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,960 Speaker 1: to honor the ones who die with things that sound dumb. 525 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,640 Speaker 1: A guy rode in last week and some people got 526 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 1: confused by he talked about one of his relatives flying 527 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: into a mountain. That's not dumb, that's just cloudcover and 528 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: chance and the way things work out. That's just that's 529 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,320 Speaker 1: the way it works. We don't tend to tell their 530 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: stories at all. And we just got word. This is 531 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,360 Speaker 1: just now. The US Navy is saying four people have 532 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 1: died in a helicopter crash on the Hawaiian island of Kauai. 533 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 1: So look, I'm not gonna give out any names, and 534 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,120 Speaker 1: for all I know, families don't even know yet or 535 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 1: anything like that. But let's just take a quick second 536 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:41,960 Speaker 1: and honor them. Huh, Rest in peace, my brothers, Rest 537 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,200 Speaker 1: in peace. All right, That's enough all that, and now 538 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 1: here's a headline. The headlines we didn't get to you, 539 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 1: who in orders troops to eastern Ukraine drawing condemnation at 540 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:04,760 Speaker 1: the emergency UN meeting? Was Russia heading up that UN meeting? 541 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,800 Speaker 1: That's so clownish how these international organizations are now sorry, 542 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 1: I couldn't help myself. Left wing professor suggests Tucker Carlson 543 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,120 Speaker 1: and the Trump wing of the GOP are committing treason 544 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,120 Speaker 1: for opposing Ukraine conflict. Just get ready for that. You're 545 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,160 Speaker 1: about to experience waves of that that are going to 546 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,200 Speaker 1: drive you absolutely insane. The go to line from the 547 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,960 Speaker 1: system from now on is going to be any criticism 548 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,720 Speaker 1: of Joe Biden and his actions in Ukraine mean you're 549 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,000 Speaker 1: not a patriot. Yeah, this is treason. Don't you speak 550 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: out against the president. It is funny how those rules 551 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 1: differ whenever there's a Democrat president or a Republican president. 552 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: I will simply say this, if you distrust your president, 553 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 1: your federal government, your state department, if you distrust these people, 554 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,040 Speaker 1: well they've earned that and you have every single right 555 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 1: to distrust the people who run this country. Cocaine search 556 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 1: dollary man refused to unclenched buttocks for the police. I 557 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,200 Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you if you can clench your 558 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,320 Speaker 1: butt up for that long, the cops can't give give 559 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,920 Speaker 1: a little little undercarriage check. I think that should let 560 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: you off. I think that's impressive. I don't know about you, 561 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,720 Speaker 1: but I get cramped up if I try that for 562 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 1: too long. We've all Look, we've all had brought worse 563 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 1: night and we've all had to do that on the 564 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: way driving. Look, i'll tell you what, I respect it. 565 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,160 Speaker 1: One other thing I almost forgot to get to this. 566 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 1: Where are you sending your cell phone money every single month? 567 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,560 Speaker 1: Are you sending it to Verizon or AT and T 568 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: your tea mobile? Stop doing that? Please save yourself some money. 569 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 1: Lord knows it looks like we're gonna need it. Switch 570 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,640 Speaker 1: to Pure Talk. Average family saves over eight hundred bucks 571 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: a year. And I went, I think I think I 572 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 1: need to stress this switch is really easy. It takes 573 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,000 Speaker 1: less than ten minutes. Remember American based customer service. You call, 574 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: you get to talk to an American and they're so 575 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,719 Speaker 1: pleasant and just wonderful to deal with. If you switch now, 576 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,160 Speaker 1: if you dial pound two fifty pound two five zero 577 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: and say Jesse Kelly and switch now, you save an 578 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: additional fifty percent off your first month. All right, dial 579 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,960 Speaker 1: pound two five zero, switch to pure talk, keep your number, 580 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,839 Speaker 1: keep your phone or get new phones whatever they make 581 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,080 Speaker 1: it cake all right. Back to the headlines. Israel presses 582 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,960 Speaker 1: us on Iran nuclear deal terms to keep talking afterward. 583 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 1: I think we forget that Iran is on the verge 584 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,840 Speaker 1: of getting a nuclear weapon. Israel is already a nuclear 585 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 1: power with a very capable military, and Israel can't afford 586 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 1: Iran getting a nuclear weapon because Iran has announced lots 587 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 1: of times they intend to nuke Israel if they get 588 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon. It's so wild. With all this other 589 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:03,239 Speaker 1: stuff going on right now, with justin castro of Canada, 590 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,919 Speaker 1: of Putin invading Ukraine, inflation through the roof, we keep 591 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:12,080 Speaker 1: forgetting the Middle East is still this gigantic powder keg, Chris, 592 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 1: keep your people calm over there. Chris said, we'll take 593 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,640 Speaker 1: care of it. That's not right, Chris. Australia lowers drawbage 594 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,040 Speaker 1: to the world reopens after a two year isolation. I'll 595 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,759 Speaker 1: be honest with you, I've never really wanted to visit 596 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,880 Speaker 1: Australia anyway, because everything in that country can murder you. 597 00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,600 Speaker 1: The sharks, even the snails are deadly. They have a 598 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: deadly octopus. Who's ever even heard of something like that? 599 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,920 Speaker 1: They have like nine of the ten deadliest stakes, the 600 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,560 Speaker 1: Deadliest spider. It's just a house of horrors. So I've 601 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 1: never really wanted to visit Australia anyway. Now that's on 602 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,960 Speaker 1: the lighter side. On the serious side, are you gonna 603 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,919 Speaker 1: make decisions travel decisions based on what you've seen these 604 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,320 Speaker 1: countries do in the last two years. I'll be honest 605 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,600 Speaker 1: with you. I think I am. I don't think. I 606 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,120 Speaker 1: don't think I'm anxious to spend my money in a 607 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,880 Speaker 1: country that did to its people what Australia just did 608 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,040 Speaker 1: to its people. I think there's plenty of other places 609 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,719 Speaker 1: I can go and I won't have to fight off 610 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:15,520 Speaker 1: the snails. Ottawa mayor vows to sell Freedom Convoy trucks 611 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:20,319 Speaker 1: confiscated from the protesters. Isn't it wild how it went 612 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,799 Speaker 1: from fifteen days to slow the spread to let me 613 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,759 Speaker 1: stomp your face in, steal your trucks, sell it and 614 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 1: keep the profits. Let us once again remember the people, 615 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,960 Speaker 1: the very few people in the beginning who were speaking 616 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,880 Speaker 1: out on day one saying this is a gigantic mistake. 617 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,360 Speaker 1: Don't you dare let them do this. Los Angeles prosecutor 618 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,760 Speaker 1: admits two years sentence for child molester maybe too lenient? 619 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: Oh maybe do you think how about a two year 620 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,719 Speaker 1: sentence in the middle of a Pacific ocean with no 621 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:57,960 Speaker 1: life preserver. Freedom Convoy organizer Tomorrow lish lich lish I 622 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: maybe pronounced that wrong, denied by a judge who was 623 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,480 Speaker 1: run as a liberal candidate. They're also saying she may 624 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,879 Speaker 1: face ten years in prison. Ten years. I do want 625 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,239 Speaker 1: to remind people this is the same government that got 626 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,200 Speaker 1: to the knee when Black Lives Matter was protesting about 627 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,520 Speaker 1: Saint George Floyd god Lee. The lawsuits are coming. Kyle 628 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:25,080 Speaker 1: Rittenhouse launches Media Accountability Project and names who he's suing. First. 629 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,439 Speaker 1: There's Whoopie Goldberg on there, all these other people on there. 630 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,560 Speaker 1: You know what, I wholeheartedly support this thing. And I'll 631 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,440 Speaker 1: tell you why. Until people in this country, until the media, 632 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,880 Speaker 1: people in this country start being more afraid of telling 633 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,880 Speaker 1: outright lies and demonizing people, until they feel pain for 634 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,440 Speaker 1: doing that, They're never gonna stop. Right now, they have 635 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,000 Speaker 1: no incentive to stop. If they do something, all we 636 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,960 Speaker 1: get is whining from the right. Well, that's hypocritical, that's 637 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 1: not true. You know what hit him with the twenty 638 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,959 Speaker 1: million dollars lawsuit. They may be more careful next time. 639 00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,880 Speaker 1: All right, chin up, we'll have fun again tomorrow. I promise. 640 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:05,399 Speaker 1: That's all.