Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Niki Glasers Nikki, Hello here, I am welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: It's Nick Leaser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Sounding kind of husky here in Hollywood today, That's right.
Speaker 2: I'm in the iHeart Studio with Brian Frangie live. We're together, Yeah,
Speaker 2: touch fingers energy.
Speaker 1: Finally, Yeah, I know. I feel like we're actually together
Speaker 1: more often than you'd think.
Speaker 3: We really are.
Speaker 1: We've been on the road a lot, but over the
Speaker 1: last like six to eight months, there's been quite a lot.
Speaker 3: Of so much time together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, f Boy Island and then now Lovers and Liars,
Speaker 2: which you can watch on the c W app for free,
Speaker 2: or you could watch it live on Thursdays on the
Speaker 2: CW at I think like eight ninth Central. Check your localist.
Speaker 1: You're better off watching it live than recording it on
Speaker 1: Hulu because the ad experience on Hulu is like, the
Speaker 1: CW has a really bad deal with Hulu, and so
Speaker 1: the ad experience, even if you pay for no ads,
Speaker 1: is like, what.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about? If do you pay for no ads?
Speaker 3: Why are there ads?
Speaker 1: Because CW doesn't have a deal. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if we should talk about this because it's like bad
Speaker 1: mouthing CW a little bit. But CW doesn't have a
Speaker 1: good deal with Hulu, so whenever a CW show airs
Speaker 1: on Hulu, it's like loaded with ads.
Speaker 2: This is this not paying for ads really makes me
Speaker 2: so angry, Like it's so weird that they're like, if
Speaker 2: you don't want to be manipulated and brainwashed, you gotta pay,
Speaker 2: Like it's it's it's actually acknowledging how bad ads are
Speaker 2: that you have to pay to get out of them.
Speaker 2: Like I think before we just never really connect. There
Speaker 2: was no way in the eighties and nineties to opt
Speaker 2: out of ads. It was just a part of life.
Speaker 2: And now it's like if you don't want plastic in
Speaker 2: your water, you're gonna have to pay five ninety nine
Speaker 2: for a glass. Like they're acknowledging with these Uh, well,
Speaker 2: you know, the.
Speaker 1: Way to scientifically proven to not let the ads manipulate
Speaker 1: you is to pay attention to them and find something
Speaker 1: that you don't like about it.
Speaker 3: WHOA did you read this or is this.
Speaker 2: This is science?
Speaker 1: No, this is not frengie sign. This is regular science
Speaker 1: that if you just let the ads wash over you,
Speaker 1: then subconsciously they will influence your behavior. Whereas if you're
Speaker 1: conscious and you're observing the AD and you're saying, I
Speaker 1: don't like that product or this ads stupid, that actually
Speaker 1: is better for your subconscious than to just let it.
Speaker 1: There's ads being filtered into your brain at all times,
Speaker 1: Like you live in and everything's an AD. Even when
Speaker 1: you're looking at content, it's usually an AD.
Speaker 3: Now there's an AD on you.
Speaker 1: There's yeah, well that's for the mere Woods, which is
Speaker 1: a but it's.
Speaker 2: Still an AD. Is an island, that's an AD on
Speaker 2: your hat. I have an AD on my Converse sneaker.
Speaker 2: Feel like the book I was reading, Letting Go, he
Speaker 2: talks about how we just are all walking billboards now
Speaker 2: and how like it is they've they've manipulated enough that uh,
Speaker 2: these fashion brands, you want to wear them? You want
Speaker 2: they found a way that we want to wear a
Speaker 2: billboard for them, right, and that we pay extra to
Speaker 2: to advertise if something has a label on it, we
Speaker 2: will pay extra. That is amazing. It's almost like Chris Convey.
Speaker 2: My boyfriend always says that whatever men did to convince
Speaker 2: women that bikinis were acceptable to wear out in public, however,
Speaker 2: whoever engineered that bikinis were an acceptable thing for young women,
Speaker 2: hot women to put on and parade around in, because
Speaker 2: they're no different than underwear. There's a genius we like.
Speaker 2: Not only do we wear bikinis, we like wearing them.
Speaker 2: It's not like we got them to do it. We
Speaker 2: pay more to wear less fabric. Bikinis are so fucking expensive.
Speaker 2: Let's just take a guess, Brian, if I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: and at my price point something that's being advertised to me,
Speaker 2: they don't. It's a girl like I would say. The
Speaker 2: bikinis being advertised to me are what most girls get. Okay, No,
Speaker 2: I'm guessing you're gonna know the same price points. So
Speaker 2: let's see what Brian thinks a bikini would cost.
Speaker 3: And this is gonna be interesting.
Speaker 1: Okay, a bikini not like a luxury bikinis, like a
Speaker 1: regular bikinis, just one that's.
Speaker 2: Gonna maybe last you, let's say, three summers, because of
Speaker 2: the quality of fabric and which is kind of not
Speaker 2: guaranteed any more. But just a really cute suit that's
Speaker 2: going to be well made and isn't fast is probably
Speaker 2: fast fashion, but seems like you're kind of it's not
Speaker 2: fast fashion prices.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna realistically guess seventy dollars.
Speaker 2: For the whole thing. Yeah, okay, Well here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You have to buy them separately. Yeah did you know that?
Speaker 1: No, well, you have.
Speaker 2: To buy the bottoms in the top, which makes sense
Speaker 2: because the sizing is all different. But you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm buying a small in both A lot of times.
Speaker 2: I'm buying a medium in both a lot of times.
Speaker 2: It's not a lot of times that I get mismatched.
Speaker 2: And you should be able to buy them in sets,
Speaker 2: even if you just add them together. The price together,
Speaker 2: like let's have step let's have us seventy dollars bottom,
Speaker 2: which is probably the price point. Ye, seventy to one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars for a decent swimsuit mid level.
Speaker 4: Right, No, I would do a great piece a piece.
Speaker 4: He's about seventy bucks a piece.
Speaker 2: A piece, But no, I would say that even it
Speaker 2: would go up to one hundred bucks for a bottle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, some is on the lowest. Yeah, so exactly in.
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden's America.
Speaker 2: It's so, but they should have it. So not only
Speaker 2: do you I don't even know what to do with that.
Speaker 2: We're that bikini that was a sound from his laptop.
Speaker 3: Someone just opened it.
Speaker 2: I know nothing about the Hunter Biden thing, literally nothing,
Speaker 2: because it felt like such a fucking waste of time.
Speaker 2: It felt interesting, like, oh, there's maybe some illicit things.
Speaker 2: But as someone who's you know, film myself smoking crack and.
Speaker 1: You know, in seems like he's having a good time.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't even know what he did.
Speaker 2: But like as someone who's taken illicit pictures just for
Speaker 2: fun or whatever, I'm just like, I don't judge it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not the president anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But bis back to bikinis. Tops, sell them separately so
Speaker 2: that women who have a different sized top and a
Speaker 2: different sized bottom can buy a full suit. Please fucking yes,
Speaker 2: please fucking god. Sell them as sets because so often
Speaker 2: there is a slight sale on a website and you
Speaker 2: can buy the top, but you can't buy the bottom.
Speaker 2: And you know what happens to that all the tops
Speaker 2: go in the fucking trash because no one's just buying
Speaker 2: a top. So unless you find a way to sell
Speaker 2: them together.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: I heard the Brandy Melville documentary that I told girls
Speaker 2: Chat to watch. It's called like hell Welcome to Hellville.
Speaker 2: Brandy Melville is a fashion designer for young girls like
Speaker 2: tweens too, I guess to Melville, yes, twenty eight year olds.
Speaker 2: I've even bought a tote bag there recently, but it's
Speaker 2: all it's one size fits all, so it's only you
Speaker 2: what a Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. Oh no, no, it's it's my favorite.
Speaker 2: It's and it's it isn't it's one size fits all
Speaker 2: because you can fit all stuff in it. It's a
Speaker 2: great tote bag. But you walk in these stores and
Speaker 2: it's only size small. It's crazy that they get away
Speaker 2: with a bikini. I mean, what do I do? But
Speaker 2: they just have little shitty shirts that are tissue paper
Speaker 2: thin that say like New York on them, and little
Speaker 2: baby teas and just little things. But it's the whole store.
Speaker 2: The first time I ever walked in one, I could
Speaker 2: not believe, in this day and age, where we are
Speaker 2: so about pro body positivity, that they get away with
Speaker 2: a store that's all size small.
Speaker 1: They don't want larger people to wear their clothes because it's.
Speaker 3: Then then it is good because there.
Speaker 1: Well it might, but it's you know they want to no.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm saying they think it won't look as good.
Speaker 2: It's like when they paid the Jersey Shore to not
Speaker 2: wear Abercrombie back in the early two thousands, Abercrombie paid
Speaker 2: them not to wear it.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when, like back when we were younger,
Speaker 1: do you remember that when we really I feel like
Speaker 1: that was peak brands on shirts like American Eagle Aero,
Speaker 1: like I would wear that would say aeropastale, like going
Speaker 1: down there, not.
Speaker 3: An arrow past ole.
Speaker 2: That was always confusing to me why people wore they
Speaker 2: label aeropostyle, because it was everyone knows it's a cheap Abercrombie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2: Why would you be or like Old Navy, It's like
Speaker 2: we all know. It's just being like I'm poor, which
Speaker 2: is fine, yeah, but it kind of like being out
Speaker 2: of line by saying that, Like it confused me when
Speaker 2: those brands were like such.
Speaker 1: A dad brand to wear, Like if you're wearing a
Speaker 1: thing that's advertising Old Navy, you are a dad.
Speaker 2: But I think it's lame to advertise anything, like when
Speaker 2: people have like Chanel or Balenciaga, like baby, I'll wear
Speaker 2: a label if I just think it's a cool logo.
Speaker 2: And yes, sometimes I can be a little brand bitch
Speaker 2: and there you see like sometimes the logo that is
Speaker 2: also a fashion brand of like a fashion house that's
Speaker 2: a lot of money is cool. Gucci looks cool. Sure
Speaker 2: they figured it out, So sometimes I'll wear that, But
Speaker 2: I do think it's lame to be like I like
Speaker 2: one time I saw a couple walking out of Oh.
Speaker 2: It made me so mad. We were in Veil, which
Speaker 2: is like label capital and just people wearing things to
Speaker 2: look cool. Like everyone all these women walking around in
Speaker 2: like fur full like fur coats and those big hats
Speaker 2: that are like those Russian and.
Speaker 3: It's like fifty five degrees.
Speaker 2: Outside in January, and I'm like, this isn't working out
Speaker 2: for you, Like, this isn't actually doing what You can't
Speaker 2: argue that this is like the way you want to
Speaker 2: dress because you're cold. You're just being an asshole. And
Speaker 2: there's a store called, Oh, It's the it's so expensive.
Speaker 2: I didn't even memorize the name because not Bogner. It's
Speaker 2: some kind of ski brand. And if you know, you
Speaker 2: know that is so insanely expensive. There was a jacket
Speaker 2: for a dog that you could buy for your dog
Speaker 2: that was like two thousand dollars, Oh my god. And
Speaker 2: Current and Chris Chris's brother were walking around it being like,
Speaker 2: you know, I was just like, this is bullshit.
Speaker 3: People are paying this for? Why is this so? Why
Speaker 3: is this so special?
Speaker 2: And I walked into the store and the guy's like,
Speaker 2: and I'm already mad at even in the store. I
Speaker 2: don't want to support this because on the way in
Speaker 2: the store, which I was gonna say, is a couple
Speaker 2: that is taking pictures with their bags. Oh God, look
Speaker 2: how much we just spent at Noah, will you just
Speaker 2: google like highest end ski wear brand because I need
Speaker 2: to know this name because I just I hate them
Speaker 2: so much. So I walked in and by the way,
Speaker 2: everyone all the shop people who worked at these shops
Speaker 2: and give you the stink guy, like you are trash
Speaker 2: because of your old navy shirt or aeropost style shirt
Speaker 2: or Brandy Melville to they can't afford a shop there,
Speaker 2: so what are you giving me? You're making her it's bogner. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's another one.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great marketing tactic because if they
Speaker 1: give you the stink guy, if they gave me the
Speaker 1: stink guy and I was a billionaire, I would buy
Speaker 1: like a million dollars worth of goods just to spite them.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. That's when you have like a bad
Speaker 2: uh waitress. Yeah, and she hates your table and everything
Speaker 2: you ask for she rolls her eyes and you go,
Speaker 2: I am gonna tip her so much so she knows
Speaker 2: that I'm a good person and that I'm worth liking,
Speaker 2: and then she'll have to like me. And people say
Speaker 2: that's a dumb thing to do, or I would I
Speaker 2: guess think that was dumb, Like, don't reward someone being
Speaker 2: an asshole, But it's such a good feeling to prove
Speaker 2: someone wrong about you like you and I just bought
Speaker 2: you liking me, Like that's a powerful thing to do.
Speaker 2: Would be like, you didn't like me, and now you
Speaker 2: do because I gave you me. That's so sad. You
Speaker 2: like me now because it's money. I'm out money, so
Speaker 2: I'm an asshole. Yeah, but you're out your dignity. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you now like me because I gave.
Speaker 1: You purchased your dignity for thirty percent of the bills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucked both sides of that. I figured out
Speaker 2: something on stage this weekend that I was like, I
Speaker 2: think I want to make into a larger theme and
Speaker 2: I want to present it to you. Okay, So it
Speaker 2: just like came out when I was talking, and I
Speaker 2: think maybe when I was on stage it felt really
Speaker 2: like whoa. And then I got by backstage and tried
Speaker 2: to repeat it, and no one was like, really that
Speaker 2: blown away by it so often much because the way
Speaker 2: I said it was just funny and people responded, and
Speaker 2: I was thinking they were laughing.
Speaker 3: Because it was profound or something.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, so I'm a fresh year. I've never heard
Speaker 1: you say this.
Speaker 2: Never, So women spend I was lamenting on women. Women
Speaker 2: be shopping, right, and that's essentially what it is. Women
Speaker 2: be spending then so much money on nails and hair
Speaker 2: and all these things in spraytans and all these things
Speaker 2: that take so much of my time where I could
Speaker 2: be earning money, Like I literally can't earn money when
Speaker 2: I'm in a spray tan booth. I can't earn money
Speaker 2: when I'm doing my nails. I can't even be on
Speaker 2: my phone making deals like there's your parallides. Right, So
Speaker 2: I just kind of talking about that experience, jokes, joke chokes,
Speaker 2: and then I said, and men get to work and
Speaker 2: make more money, and I go, but we're doing this
Speaker 2: so that men then want to fuck us and spend
Speaker 2: the money they make by not doing those things on us.
Speaker 2: So the things we do that make us less money
Speaker 2: make us have men give us that money, and then
Speaker 2: the men take that money by not giving us money
Speaker 2: for doing the things. Do you see that there's some
Speaker 2: kind of connection here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So are you trying to say that women being
Speaker 1: hot is good for the economy.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just saying it keeps We're part of the
Speaker 2: problem just as much as the men are.
Speaker 3: Like, it's not that we're we're all invested in this.
Speaker 2: We spend money on our looks and then men don't
Speaker 2: spend money on their looks, and in that time they're
Speaker 2: making money. And then that money because we come out
Speaker 2: of the salon after having earned no money and they're like,
Speaker 2: you look so good, let me buy you this bag,
Speaker 2: and then we get the money. But then they get
Speaker 2: the money back because we spend it on the bag
Speaker 2: that they made because they were working. They call a
Speaker 2: bartering system. Okay, I tried to look up like the
Speaker 2: it pictured like a there's gonna be a gratch, Like
Speaker 2: that's the way capitalism works.
Speaker 3: But what if we're stop trying to look like.
Speaker 1: A Lyssa Strata situation where if women walked around looking
Speaker 1: like old hags for all time, then the GDP would
Speaker 1: go down significantly.
Speaker 2: I think everyone would just adjust and you'd still want
Speaker 2: to fuck us. But for other things, like you know,
Speaker 2: we weren't not getting we weren't not getting laid as
Speaker 2: cave women. We still had like as there is a
Speaker 2: new level, Yeah, the bar would lower and.
Speaker 1: Changes culturally based on you know, back then, if you're
Speaker 1: a cave woman, it would be hot if you had
Speaker 1: like a fishbone in your hair.
Speaker 2: Nowadays it's not hot in any whoa Yeah, like you
Speaker 2: would just twirl your hair up in a little fish bone.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, her net.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You remember, like back in the in the Victorian era,
Speaker 1: when like just showing your ankle was like a let's
Speaker 1: get back to that a boner.
Speaker 2: Uh surprise, surprise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it totally was.
Speaker 1: Nowadays ankles not enough.
Speaker 2: But I will say that whenever I think, like, if
Speaker 2: you're a girl that's trying to take like a thirst
Speaker 2: trap online, what you don't show is more important than
Speaker 2: what you do. Yeah, it's like leave some whenever I'm
Speaker 2: trying to take a picture and I look like there's
Speaker 2: a part of my body that I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is a really like my waist looks really tiny. Here,
Speaker 2: I'll like put it behind something because I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: you don't get to see how tiny my waist is.
Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to make it look tinier. I'm
Speaker 2: really I'm obscuring the thing that you want to see.
Speaker 2: And this is for both men and women, because I
Speaker 2: know in pictures when I'm like, wait, I really want
Speaker 2: to see like her leg looks I think her leg
Speaker 2: looks good, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a great business strategy just don't show it all. No,
Speaker 1: you can't show it all, and then you put it
Speaker 1: behind a paywall and you charge people for only fans
Speaker 1: to see that waste.
Speaker 2: Speaking of yeah, we got a lot of messages back
Speaker 2: from people that we'll get to a little bit from
Speaker 2: people who have done OnlyFans and.
Speaker 1: Tell us, yeah, it's been printed out.
Speaker 3: I just read one on the way to the show.
Speaker 1: Fascinating.
Speaker 3: You learned some some cool stuff.
Speaker 1: I learned some cool stuff. There's some cool people. Mostly
Speaker 1: what I learned is that it sounds to me like
Speaker 1: only fans is just like people on social media in general,
Speaker 1: where it's just like, you're trying to do this thing
Speaker 1: to make money. Yeah, and there's a lot of people.
Speaker 1: There's a lot more people trying to do it than
Speaker 1: you'd think, and it's way more competitive than you'd I thought,
Speaker 1: at least if it was just like five six years ago.
Speaker 1: I believe that if you made the decision to go
Speaker 1: on OnlyFans, which is a barrier that a lot of
Speaker 1: people are not willing to cross, then you'd automatically just
Speaker 1: get money like you'd autumn. Like if you're one of
Speaker 1: the people who's like, I'm gonna but it's a lot
Speaker 1: like porn. It's like, just because you decide I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do porn, doesn't mean you're going to be.
Speaker 3: Successful like porn, because it will end up on porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it'll end up there.
Speaker 3: That's what I've learned.
Speaker 1: That's why you got to cultivate relationships with your subscribers, okay,
Speaker 1: and keep them hooked addicted like a.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I realized, Brian. I think maybe
Speaker 2: I talked about this on the podcasts a year or
Speaker 2: so ago. If I decided to do and OnlyFans a
Speaker 2: real one, like I'm like, like, if I decided to
Speaker 2: do porn, I could make so much fucking at this
Speaker 2: point in my life, at this point of my career,
Speaker 2: I do project that I could make insane amounts of money,
Speaker 2: definitely like Tim Dillon levels. Sure, like Tim Dillon Patreon
Speaker 2: levels for sure. Right, Yeah, maybe even a clips that
Speaker 2: if I am doing hardcore pornography Nikki says, are who like,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be a huge surprise because I talked that
Speaker 2: way on stage. It wouldn't be like, oh, you know
Speaker 2: Reese Witherspoon doing it. Yeah, And obviously I'm not on
Speaker 2: that level, but I'm at a big enough level that
Speaker 2: people would be intrigued.
Speaker 1: Intrigued absolutely, But I think hardcore porn is not the
Speaker 1: way to go. Hardcore porn is the valuable too.
Speaker 3: The way I'll do it.
Speaker 1: The way you need to make the money is you
Speaker 1: need to cultivate relationships with individuals on only fans that
Speaker 1: will pay for every.
Speaker 2: Many individuals do I have to make relationship?
Speaker 3: I don't have time. I want like mass amounts of
Speaker 3: money if I do this.
Speaker 4: So like.
Speaker 1: You will, You'll get massive amounts of money if you
Speaker 1: cultivate a bunch of quote unquote pay pigs across the world.
Speaker 3: And do you do You message them at mask, You can.
Speaker 1: Message them on mass. You can send out a thing
Speaker 1: and just say pay for this, pay for that, pay
Speaker 1: for this. You can say here's a bill for lunch.
Speaker 1: Pay it. You could say give me a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: I could do that. Now.
Speaker 2: There are pay pigs out there, pay pigs, And I
Speaker 2: don't like that term because I feel bad for these
Speaker 2: guys who just spent They like, oh yeah, they don't
Speaker 2: want to be called pay fucking pay pigs.
Speaker 1: Yes, they want to be talked down on. They want
Speaker 1: to say at And I.
Speaker 3: Was kind of not rich.
Speaker 2: I was like, not not rich, but I was like
Speaker 2: the first time I'd ever encountered a man being like,
Speaker 2: can I just give you a thousand dollars? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: for what, No, because I don't have anything to sell
Speaker 2: for that, And it sounded sexual and it was he
Speaker 2: wasn't sexual before that. And he goes for nothing and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't understand. And he didn't explain to
Speaker 2: me exactly what I'm going to get off on this.
Speaker 2: The like I just said, I get to pay a
Speaker 2: waitress to now like me, there's power in paying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of there's there's even if I don't
Speaker 2: do anything with his money that he wants you to.
Speaker 1: Get hate to the fact that he's such a cook
Speaker 1: that he just gave you a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: But I kind of did something I didn't want to do.
Speaker 2: I like accepted.
Speaker 1: I guess there's a little bit of power there.
Speaker 2: Also, absolutely there's I get I literally just can't talk
Speaker 2: about full circle. I just realized why paypags do this,
Speaker 2: Because when I pay a waitress a good tip and
Speaker 2: then she now likes me, I feel like you fucking
Speaker 2: like horror.
Speaker 1: That's right, you're the payper.
Speaker 3: You're such a whore.
Speaker 2: You like me now you smiled at me and said bye,
Speaker 2: come back soon, when before you wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: Ye Oh, you're so sad. Yeah, there's a little bit
Speaker 3: of like a bad part of it.
Speaker 1: So she's the she's the domin about my.
Speaker 3: Pay pick thing.
Speaker 2: Yes exactly, I'll pit to Okay, we're gonna go to
Speaker 2: break and I'll tell you about my paypick thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're back.
Speaker 2: I definitely this was probably around the time of not
Speaker 2: Safe is where I want to put this. In twenty fifteen,
Speaker 2: sixteen something like that.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: A guy wrote me, Yes, it was a different time
Speaker 2: Trump and wild.
Speaker 1: To think that was ever a thing.
Speaker 2: I know. Uh, it's yeah, that's a really good point.
Speaker 2: It's like nine to eleven Trump COVID those are like
Speaker 2: and for me Columbine and Taylor Swift those are like
Speaker 2: my markers. And one of those obviously is a great
Speaker 2: thing that happened.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I don't even know what order they happened.
Speaker 2: Then that would be amazing if you didn't. I kind
Speaker 2: of want to test you on something like that, but
Speaker 2: not that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this guy wrote to me and he was
Speaker 2: always just like messaging me. I think this is on Facebook.
Speaker 2: I think I was like still active on there, which
Speaker 2: is I haven't been active on there since.
Speaker 1: Do you a fan page?
Speaker 2: Yes for sure, but like someone else is just like
Speaker 2: post my Instagram stuff. Yeah, and now I'm getting I'm
Speaker 2: getting a new social media company that's getting in and
Speaker 2: doing all the stuff and we're going to have some
Speaker 2: fun stuff planned.
Speaker 1: But I would love to hear more about that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I learned about broadcast channel that
Speaker 2: you can have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: About that until you never know what's going to pop.
Speaker 2: It's like you're saying, it's like you talk directly to
Speaker 2: your pay pigs. Yes, but they're not paying.
Speaker 1: People love live, people love live.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm This is what I'm confused about
Speaker 2: with Broadcast Channel. This is just a chat you can
Speaker 2: have in your DMS that tells all your fans at once.
Speaker 2: It's like a DM for all your fans. How is
Speaker 2: that different than my Instagram? And they described it as like, well,
Speaker 2: sometimes on your Instagram you don't want to embarrass yourself
Speaker 2: in front of your other comedian friends, Like it's so
Speaker 2: that you can just so now I have to have
Speaker 2: a fan page on my fan page for people that
Speaker 2: are actually fans and not just people who are judging me.
Speaker 2: And actually, why can't we all just be someone don't
Speaker 2: subscribe to me unless you want to hear what's going
Speaker 2: on in my life.
Speaker 1: As we become more chronically online, why does it have
Speaker 1: to the only thing that people want that the only
Speaker 1: thing that people value is human connection, And if they
Speaker 1: can have a further human connection with someone that they admire,
Speaker 1: then that's worth the money.
Speaker 2: To me. I get it, And I think that that's
Speaker 2: you're so right, we get away from it in our machines,
Speaker 2: and so now we're coming back to it.
Speaker 3: We want more intimacy.
Speaker 2: And that's why I think podcasts are so popular, because
Speaker 2: podcast fans, when I meet them in line, it's just
Speaker 2: a different vibe.
Speaker 3: I've already said this a thousand times.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I get embarrassed because I'm like, oh, you, like
Speaker 2: you know so much about me and I don't know,
Speaker 2: and thinking about your birthday.
Speaker 1: It's like you're constantly forgetting your birthday.
Speaker 2: Every time I meet a bestie, I want to let
Speaker 2: you know, Like if you're a hardcore listener and you
Speaker 2: listen like even to half the episodes or even a third,
Speaker 2: like I get intimidated. I feel like I should. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like I should know about you, and I
Speaker 2: feel bad that I don't. But I also am like
Speaker 2: so excited that I just feel so close. I met
Speaker 2: a bunch this weekend, and I'll talk about that in
Speaker 2: a second. So this paypig said, can I give you
Speaker 2: a thousand dollars? I said for what? He said nothing,
Speaker 2: And I said, I mean, like, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: turn down a thousand. I like this this is me
Speaker 2: talking to myself. I'm not going to turn down one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. And I go, okay, if I take this,
Speaker 2: I owe you nothing. I never owe you a response
Speaker 2: to a DM. I don't ow I can block you.
Speaker 2: I can do whatever I want. I literally owe you nothing.
Speaker 1: Him probably you block him, and then I say, if
Speaker 1: you want to be unblocked, give me five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Eventually, that's oh my god, Brian, so good.
Speaker 1: If only I could, If only I was a nineteen
Speaker 1: year old, a pay pig farmer, I could be a yeah, sugarbaby,
Speaker 1: meet in the trough.
Speaker 3: You're so right.
Speaker 2: But the problem is these people have families and lives,
Speaker 2: and it's a it's like you ruin them.
Speaker 1: You ruined them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a horrible thing to make what they want.
Speaker 1: And then you say you ruin them, and then you say.
Speaker 2: Every time I think it's a bad thing, you turn
Speaker 2: around and you.
Speaker 1: Say, give me your wife's email address, oh right, and they
Speaker 1: give it to you. And then you say, now I'm
Speaker 1: going to send you a chastity cage in the mail.
Speaker 1: They have to put on the chastity cage and you
Speaker 1: and you say, and you say, send me the key,
Speaker 1: and you say, if you don't wear your chastity cage.
Speaker 1: I'm going to email your wife pictures of you jerking
Speaker 1: off to me. Oh my gosh, send me five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: This is happening all the time. It's happening right now,
Speaker 2: every time sentual and if the.
Speaker 1: Guy says, listen, I have a real problem. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do this anymore. You say, Okay, here you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would. Women who are doing this are not
Speaker 2: doing that. I mean, this is a this is a
Speaker 2: scheme for some bad people that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you can't. Yeah, you have to be a
Speaker 1: good dom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it interests me. It's nice to have it
Speaker 2: as a fallback.
Speaker 3: I have to say. I feel like I.
Speaker 2: Now have a retirement planet. It's called the net, a
Speaker 2: safety net and eagles nests when I jump out of
Speaker 2: my life. You have a golden gate Bridge suicide pack. Yes, yes, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, they just put nets up on the
Speaker 2: big honeycomb structure in the vessel Hudson yards. Oh and
Speaker 2: Hudson people are killing it so crazy. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot. It happened right when it got built. Then
Speaker 2: they shut down for five months and it would happen again.
Speaker 2: They'd shut down again. Then they raise the barriers. Then
Speaker 2: they made it so you can't just go by yourself,
Speaker 2: because people don't kill themselves when they're like with.
Speaker 3: Their friend, you know.
Speaker 2: And then people start doing that, they would just run
Speaker 2: away from their group of friends and go jump off. Wow,
Speaker 2: and so they just another one happened. So they're now
Speaker 2: putting up nets. And it's like so crazy that life
Speaker 2: is so bad right now that at places tall places
Speaker 2: we have to put up nets. So yeah, but you
Speaker 2: know what that nets work in terms of that person
Speaker 2: who wanted to kill themselves on the vessel is not
Speaker 2: going to go kill themselves.
Speaker 1: In another way, they say that in the Golden Gate Bridge,
Speaker 1: which is the suicide you know this fact. We may
Speaker 1: have even said this called.
Speaker 3: The bridge the bridge so on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a documentary. Yeah, oh well, well the fact
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna give maybe you know, is that that
Speaker 1: that bridge obviously is like the suicide bridge or whatever.
Speaker 1: And a lot of people killed themselves and there are
Speaker 1: few people who survived the impact. Yeah, and all of
Speaker 1: the people who survived the impact across the board when
Speaker 1: asked what were you thinking when you jumped off? And
Speaker 1: they said The first thing I thought as soon as
Speaker 1: I jumped, was I regret doing this.
Speaker 3: Taylor's album comes out in two days. Why did I
Speaker 3: do this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, And so it's like the way you feel
Speaker 1: that's important. Like the way you feel when you're at
Speaker 1: the edge is going to change the second you step off.
Speaker 2: But that just might be your body being like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: like you're I'm listen. I'm not saying don't do it,
Speaker 2: but yes, I've read that too. It's everyone always regrets it.
Speaker 1: It's also survivor biased, like what about the hundreds of
Speaker 1: people who died who the whole way down were like.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and ess working this is It's like it's
Speaker 2: my argument of like people get bad tattoos, they always
Speaker 2: love it even if it's bad, and they know it's
Speaker 2: bad because the inco master judges are telling them it's bad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And that's the thing about parenthood. No one can say
Speaker 2: it's bad because you can't take it back. And then
Speaker 2: if you jump off the bridge and you survive and
Speaker 2: you're in a bed, just like you have to be
Speaker 2: like life, I'm so happy even though I know a
Speaker 2: lot of people, I've heard a lot of stories of
Speaker 2: people surviving them and going no, they wake up in
Speaker 2: a hospital like this is heaven. But anyway, so yeah,
Speaker 2: they put up those nets. It just made me sad
Speaker 2: that it's like, is this where we're at that that
Speaker 2: remember that fake story about the cell phone factory that
Speaker 2: wasn't like true and fake. Yeah, then they had to
Speaker 2: put up nets and we were all like, I can't
Speaker 2: believe they put up nets at work. It's like we're
Speaker 2: doing this in America now too. This is at a
Speaker 2: tourist destination. People want to die at a tourist destination.
Speaker 2: They mean nets at every like Grand Canyon or anything
Speaker 2: i'd have to stop at along a way on a
Speaker 2: road trip with a man.
Speaker 3: Yes, suicide nets everywhere for me.
Speaker 1: If you want to kill yourself. A great place to
Speaker 1: go as a national park because a lot of people
Speaker 1: die there all the time. Advertising People die in national
Speaker 1: parks all the time for various reasons and it's not
Speaker 1: considered a suicide. But it's really easy to die there.
Speaker 3: Oh, like they run into the hot spring or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or they fall off a cliff, or they get
Speaker 1: eaten by a bear, or they die.
Speaker 2: Of People who want to kill themselves want people to
Speaker 2: know they kill themselves by the way. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: think I don't think there's anyone that's like I want
Speaker 2: people to wonder news.
Speaker 1: Oh they want to know that that that intention.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't get in the news. That's the
Speaker 2: only thing. And that's a really good thing.
Speaker 1: For the National Park. Though. If you just got eaten by.
Speaker 2: A bear, you will be So if you want to
Speaker 2: kill it, this is disclaimer.
Speaker 1: Just don't do it. Remember what I said about the bridge. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're going to regret it as soon as that bear's
Speaker 1: chomping on you.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course it's crazy.
Speaker 2: But okay, so the pay pig, I was like, I'll
Speaker 2: expect he gave me a thousand dollars or something like
Speaker 2: that around that and then and because I was explicit,
Speaker 2: I was like, I owe you literally nothing. We're really
Speaker 2: doing this, okay. I had never heard of anything like this.
Speaker 2: Now that I know, this is like an addiction of guys.
Speaker 2: I just thought this was a one in a lifetime
Speaker 2: chance that a guy just wants to give me money.
Speaker 2: And I oh, and I also asked about I asked him, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you what do you do
Speaker 2: for a living?
Speaker 3: How much money do you make? Do you have a family.
Speaker 2: I asked all of these things to be like, are
Speaker 2: you you know, do you have student loan debt? And
Speaker 2: he was like no, I'm fine, but he looked like
Speaker 2: he like worked. He was like, you know in the military,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't know anyone in the military
Speaker 2: who's like, no, yeah, do you to me that that
Speaker 2: connotes at least middle class? So I was just like,
Speaker 2: I don't know about this, and then he asked for
Speaker 2: He gave me a little attitude about not getting back
Speaker 2: to something because I didn't. I wasn't like I'm never
Speaker 2: going to talk to you again, because he wasn't like
Speaker 2: creepy or anything. So I was like, yeah, I'll shoot
Speaker 2: him alike on a thing. And then one time I
Speaker 2: just left it on read and there was a little
Speaker 2: bit of a tude and I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: doing this anymore until you give me another thought.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't do that. I think I think he
Speaker 3: gave me.
Speaker 2: Actually, it was a couple more times before he got
Speaker 2: annoying and I was like, oh, this is a huge mistake.
Speaker 2: And then he started hitting up Lizzie. Then he then
Speaker 2: he started hitting up other female comedians. Yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: you know we're accessible. Yeah, and we seem like your
Speaker 2: friend because you've heard hours of us doing podcasts.
Speaker 1: But key yeah.
Speaker 2: But okay, so let's get to the only fans thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll read that the message is so last week or
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, we talked about OnlyFans on here,
Speaker 2: and we really had a lot of questions of like,
Speaker 2: how does it work, is it a good thing to do,
Speaker 2: and what would it be like if we did it?
Speaker 1: So this is a YouTube comment from Aaron Kelly two
Speaker 1: five six four. I'm a bestie with an only fans
Speaker 1: and I'd love to talk about my experience with it. Whoever,
Speaker 1: I do it completely anonymously. So wait, did we just
Speaker 1: say her name? And then is this allowed? This is
Speaker 1: she commented on YouTube. Okay, okay, that's fine, don't want
Speaker 1: to blow up your spot, but no face, no real name,
Speaker 1: et cetera. Because I'm a musician and I don't need
Speaker 1: my fans finding it, and I don't do any type
Speaker 1: of graphic pornography. I sell private personalized videos of my body,
Speaker 1: primarily my booty because I have a nice one. I'm
Speaker 1: not the typical only fans girl, though I just finished
Speaker 1: my BA in clinical psychology and about to start my
Speaker 1: master So this isn't something I'm doing to try and
Speaker 1: get rich or fast track the fame. If anything, I
Speaker 1: see it as a social experiment. WHOA, so she does
Speaker 1: it for extra income. But at this point there is
Speaker 1: so much competition and saturation, as you guys mentioned, plus
Speaker 1: AI and bots, so many fake profiles. It's ridiculously hard
Speaker 1: to make a shit of money. Like the stories you
Speaker 1: hear celebrities.
Speaker 3: I want to know how much he's making though, like we're.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the figures. I know there's a lot of
Speaker 1: money to.
Speaker 2: You, because everyone was saying, you know, Bella Thorne made
Speaker 2: like a fifty million dollars or something. And I'm not
Speaker 2: talking that amount of money. I'm just talking like to me,
Speaker 2: if you were able to clear five grand a month
Speaker 2: doing what she's doing, no face just asked, like stylized
Speaker 2: shots that aren't like pussy lips and like your face,
Speaker 2: five grand a month would be amazing, Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. The AI bots thing really bothers me because
Speaker 1: there's also just it's not just like you're pretending to
Speaker 1: be a real person. People are also gooning to just
Speaker 1: a digital version of a human being or an anime character's.
Speaker 2: Probably some animated porn. Sometimes it looks that I just go, oh,
Speaker 2: this would do it.
Speaker 1: They're stealing your jobs.
Speaker 3: Yeah they are, But how is it different than animation and.
Speaker 1: Not stealing your jobs because the job is just being
Speaker 1: given to some guy in Bangladesh river who's money the account. Wow,
Speaker 1: well about.
Speaker 3: It that way, I'm not American jobs.
Speaker 1: Stealing American jobs. Well, they might be an American somebody
Speaker 1: in Miami doing it.
Speaker 3: That's a really good point, Okay, so keep going.
Speaker 1: Celebrities and people with the name are the ones that
Speaker 1: can make a lot of money because they appeal to
Speaker 1: be a voyeur and their private life is huge and
Speaker 1: feels taboo, which is why people love it and will
Speaker 1: always subscribe. If you have a niche, that's good, but
Speaker 1: don't rely it. And I agree, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Bunyans that would be my niche?
Speaker 1: People. Is that a thing that people?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's there's a lot of bunny and freaks too.
Speaker 2: Wow, I can't find like I go on YouTube or
Speaker 2: especially Instagram if I'm member searching like Bunyan videos because
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm a Bunyan freak in the sense that I
Speaker 2: liked people being like having the massage, so I always
Speaker 2: want to videos of being like, this is a great
Speaker 2: massage to do in your bunyance, just.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, that'd be good.
Speaker 2: Speaking of if you want to see my bunyance massage,
Speaker 2: there is a video of it online.
Speaker 3: Talk about Say, so you're there.
Speaker 1: You were in Australia, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: So I followed those guys for years because they're the
Speaker 2: only ones that have good bunyan massage videos.
Speaker 3: That make me go oh.
Speaker 2: And so I was in Australia and a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks before going there, and I'm like, I think the
Speaker 2: Melbourne guys, or I think those those guys that wear
Speaker 2: the purple shirts that massage people and make them hurt,
Speaker 2: who I watch all the time. I think they're in Australia.
Speaker 2: I should look where they are. And I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, they're in Melbourne. I'm going to Melbourne. And
Speaker 2: I just like DM them and was like, will you
Speaker 2: massage my bunyan? Will you like do a bunyan thing
Speaker 2: to me? And I went in there and they like
Speaker 2: taught me so many things about my body and like
Speaker 2: got me started on like a pretty all of them.
Speaker 4: That worked on you because it looked like they all.
Speaker 3: Came in that day.
Speaker 2: It was like a gang bang of a Bunyan massage.
Speaker 2: It was like my dream, but it wasn't sexual at all.
Speaker 2: Like I want to make it very because I showed
Speaker 2: crisp picture of these guys and they're like a bunch
Speaker 2: of hot shirtless guys. Yeah, and they put they put
Speaker 2: out a calendar because here's the thing. Can we find
Speaker 2: their name because I always forget their name. It's kind
Speaker 2: of long, but I want to shout them out. They're
Speaker 2: so nice and they are all about the proper protocols.
Speaker 2: They're about barefoot uh living, Like I walked in with
Speaker 2: shoes and they're just like like when I left, I
Speaker 2: was like I was getting in an uber and I
Speaker 2: left after spending you know, two and a half hours
Speaker 2: there learning about barefoot life, and I was like put
Speaker 2: on my shoes as I was leaving there, like what
Speaker 2: are you doing? And I was like I have to
Speaker 2: get in the uber and they're like you can get
Speaker 2: in barefoot and I was like.
Speaker 3: What yeah, Australia, and I did.
Speaker 2: And then I put my shoes on the car. Sorry guys,
Speaker 2: but I and I've worn shoes ever since. But I
Speaker 2: think about how it would be so much better barefoot
Speaker 2: all the time, because.
Speaker 1: I know barefoot's insane. Maybe in Australia works, but in
Speaker 1: America our streets and sidewalks are dirty.
Speaker 2: Yes, they know that. They're just asking me to be
Speaker 2: when you don't need to. I didn't need to, and
Speaker 2: this like they're just asking me. They don't want me
Speaker 2: to go through like walking Sophora, like yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: gonna work, but it is so good for your feet
Speaker 2: and it felt so grounding and good.
Speaker 1: Well I have a question about that. So in the
Speaker 1: video and the description, they said that they cured your bunions,
Speaker 1: and I want to know.
Speaker 2: What, You didn't care them? Don't that's misleading. Maybe they
Speaker 2: put me off on a track to not reverse them,
Speaker 2: because it's like kind of I know that you can't
Speaker 2: reverse bunions, but you can. I mean, they were like
Speaker 2: way more spread apart. After they went in there and
Speaker 2: like massage them pretty hard. I was like, whoa, my
Speaker 2: they aren't touching. So they did some stuff, but I'd
Speaker 2: have to do it every day and I haven't done it.
Speaker 1: Every day, and then what would happen? It would just
Speaker 1: remain stayed apart or would cure your bunyan.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't the bunyan. The bump would never go away.
Speaker 3: That's like calcified.
Speaker 2: I mean it would bring to them maybe a little
Speaker 2: bit if I was in there, but yeah, but it
Speaker 2: would just create more space and my whole toes would
Speaker 2: get more space out, but that bump would still be
Speaker 2: there because.
Speaker 1: That's my neighbor just got the surgery. Oh really, it
Speaker 1: was a couple of things. But oh, thank you. You
Speaker 1: was in a lot of pain for weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah, and who knows that they're going
Speaker 2: to come out right? And you your feet are everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so I just and you have to be off
Speaker 2: your feet. You have to be in a boot or crutches,
Speaker 2: and you do them each one at a time, or
Speaker 2: you do them both and you're in a wheelchair. So
Speaker 2: you're either out for twelve weeks or something if you
Speaker 2: do them back to back or six in a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: No, thank you.
Speaker 1: I think the wheelchair is the option.
Speaker 2: It would be interesting to live your life in a wheelchair,
Speaker 2: to have a little bit of empathy for six weeks
Speaker 2: for people in wheelchairs because I saw.
Speaker 1: Her, not that you would get in the one leg
Speaker 1: no wheelchair, and it was like, you might as well
Speaker 1: be in a wheelchair. You're that debilitated, right, you can't
Speaker 1: walk your jobs, you can't cut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I will say these guys are amazing because
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, guys, I love you so much. Most of
Speaker 2: their views, which is substantial, is from I would think
Speaker 2: gay men, because what they do is they do a
Speaker 2: lot of groin massages for each other, and they're really
Speaker 2: hot guys and they're they're not gay men, by the way,
Speaker 2: but they know their audience and their very tongue in
Speaker 2: cheek like wink wink about like found lean into it.
Speaker 4: By the way, speaking of it took me a little
Speaker 4: bit of uh looking through a bunch of like gay
Speaker 4: massage therapies, but it's Melbourne underscore muscular underscore therapies on Instagram.
Speaker 3: And they do like they're just they're so good. They
Speaker 3: know so much about the body. They teach you about
Speaker 3: the body.
Speaker 2: Their videos are like very import informative.
Speaker 3: But that first, like if you go down and look.
Speaker 2: At all the videos, it's always a guy getting an
Speaker 2: elbow from another hot guys shirtless in the groin and
Speaker 2: so they are and all the comments are like, we
Speaker 2: know what you're doing, guys, we're learning things, but we
Speaker 2: know what's going on here.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, and so my video I
Speaker 3: knew when I was walking in as.
Speaker 2: A girl, I was like these, sorry guys, even though
Speaker 2: I like have a little bit of celebrity, this is
Speaker 2: not gonna move.
Speaker 3: So I didn't wear makeup so people might think.
Speaker 4: Oh, there is Can I share this video because they
Speaker 4: actually have a video of you.
Speaker 2: What do you mean there's a video of you getting
Speaker 2: your feet done?
Speaker 3: Like, okay, you are Yeah, I thought you said you
Speaker 3: saw it.
Speaker 2: Wait you saw it as a straight guy.
Speaker 3: I didn't advertise it because I just didn't. It was
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I tell those guys how up somewhere as
Speaker 1: a straight guy, I would love to watch the elbow
Speaker 1: and the groin, even though I'm not gay, because just
Speaker 1: the feeling of dude get in that massage.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Go check these guys out, because if you have body pain,
Speaker 2: you can They have made a video for every part
Speaker 2: of your body just getting fucking wrecked.
Speaker 1: Do you think that does something for you to watch it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe mentally, like it's like hypnosis.
Speaker 2: Yes, and that's why I watch it for whenever I
Speaker 2: have a pain in my body, I just go to
Speaker 2: a video of someone getting that part of their body
Speaker 2: massage violently, yes, really working it out.
Speaker 3: And it is so therapeutic.
Speaker 2: I mean it is one of my favorite things is
Speaker 2: when I have a new ache and I get to
Speaker 2: watch a video with someone like not even getting that massage.
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite things to do. You have
Speaker 2: to do if you have not done that and that
Speaker 2: appeals to you in any way that we're talking, please
Speaker 2: go google your your part of your body, like google
Speaker 2: what muscle.
Speaker 3: It is really fine.
Speaker 2: Look at a body of the anatomy, find out what
Speaker 2: that muscle is exactly, and there will be a video
Speaker 2: targeting that exact thing and you will feel it in
Speaker 2: your body.
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Speaker 2: A disappointing ass. That's channel that's not a niche it,
Speaker 2: but I feel like every other thing is. I think
Speaker 2: that someone can jerk off to my bunyan feet, and
Speaker 2: that is a subgenre of feet foot fetishes is bunyons. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there should be. Yeah that that would be like if
Speaker 2: I would never show my ass ever, Like it's not
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Speaker 3: I think it'd be permanent.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Kim Kardashian got that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's why they can say they don't have
Speaker 2: butt implants, because implants.
Speaker 1: They're injections, so tricky.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm assuming it hurts a lot and you have
Speaker 2: to stay on your stomach for a while.
Speaker 1: Once it's all healed up, can you sit on it
Speaker 1: and a long time without any problem? Maybe it's to
Speaker 1: make you more cushions.
Speaker 3: It's a Brazilian butt left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I should get one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, whenever I see girls with really nice asses,
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, that would be nice to sit on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like for me exactly, it's.
Speaker 3: Uncomfortable to sit when I don't have a little bit
Speaker 3: of extra.
Speaker 1: As you get older, especially for the old Jews, you
Speaker 1: get a little bony ass and sitting is just uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: That's why so many Jews sit with their legs crossed
Speaker 1: like this. I think, yes, so let's look at any
Speaker 1: old Jew seventies, they're going to cross their likegs Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 2: Yes, with the mittens. Yeah, that's how you sit.
Speaker 3: So you could you take one?
Speaker 1: And I think there's back and forth on your that
Speaker 1: all the time. I also had surgery on my ass
Speaker 1: six times, so it's already I can't sit.
Speaker 2: Down six times. Every time you tell me that, it's
Speaker 2: like blows my mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so why not another one that gets an injection?
Speaker 1: Maybe more cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 2: So funny, just for you'd be able to sit more comfortably.
Speaker 2: You'd be the only one to ever.
Speaker 1: Remember I noticed when you're watching if you're watching the
Speaker 1: podcast on YouTube, when I'm sitting in the chair at
Speaker 1: my house, I'm constantly shifting. I shift like every five
Speaker 1: or six minutes because my ass starts to hurt.
Speaker 3: Like your ass cheek, the muscle or the tailbone.
Speaker 2: The tailbone I have to shift.
Speaker 3: Is the tailbone hitting something?
Speaker 2: No, it's that's where the surgery was.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's like.
Speaker 1: It's like scar tissue. It's sensitive. It's man, so I
Speaker 1: have trouble. It's better than it was when it was
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 3: Can you get like a cushion for that seat?
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3: No, there's tons of.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can, you can do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't work as well as you'd think.
Speaker 3: I bet someone out there has a good idea.
Speaker 1: They have They have a tailbone cushion where there's like
Speaker 1: a little cutout just for the tailbone. And all that
Speaker 1: does for me is it just spreads the cheeks and
Speaker 1: make irritate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would spread it. Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, if you if you know of anything,
Speaker 2: maybe to send it to Brian. But I think he's
Speaker 2: pretty close minded to it. Okay, Okay, So we'll take
Speaker 2: a break and we'll come back with one more OnlyFans recount.
Speaker 2: All right, we're back. I smell like a spraychan. I
Speaker 2: slept in my spray tand and then I woke up
Speaker 2: this morning and I was like, I still want it.
Speaker 2: To be more dark, and I know I was going
Speaker 2: away from spraytnds. Yeah, you said, oh yeah, you made
Speaker 2: I did TV last week.
Speaker 1: You also said that you're going to stop talking about
Speaker 1: if you stink because I didn't notice that you stink.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I just smelled to myself, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: it was. It wasn't for you, I don't think Okay,
Speaker 2: I just acknowledged that.
Speaker 1: Did it say it into a microphone to be fair, No,
Speaker 1: I think I.
Speaker 3: Probably did say it for you, just in case.
Speaker 2: Like any there's other people in this room too, just
Speaker 2: like they might have really sensitive notice noses.
Speaker 1: I have the most sensitive you do, and I don't
Speaker 1: really smell it. Okay, it's definitely now that you've said it,
Speaker 1: now I'm going to think that, oh, Nicky must stink today.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay though, because I slept a spray tand
Speaker 2: I absolutely should. Yeah, but you don't okay to me,
Speaker 2: But I can. I can just smell it on myself. Yes, Well,
Speaker 2: thank you for acknowledging that. You're right. I don't need
Speaker 2: to say it and announce it. But I did quit spraytans.
Speaker 2: But I the only reason I was going pale that
Speaker 2: week was because I couldn't get one because I was
Speaker 2: doing TV on a Wednesday and that was a Friday
Speaker 2: to look tan, so I couldn't that Spraytan would have
Speaker 2: been in a really bad condition on Tuesday when I
Speaker 2: would need to get it, and I wouldn't have been
Speaker 2: able to get it all off to get the new one.
Speaker 3: So I had to go pale.
Speaker 2: And I did embrace it and I liked it, but
Speaker 2: I didn't like, I can't be on TV yet without
Speaker 2: a spray Tan.
Speaker 3: I'm not there.
Speaker 2: It was fine, like I liked it, but like on TV,
Speaker 2: I this this was a big TV opportunity for me.
Speaker 2: I wanted to look my best and I just could
Speaker 2: not risk being pale. And so I went back to Spraytan.
Speaker 2: And then this weekend, Yeah, I was on Instagram Live
Speaker 2: and besties were like, we thought you went, what's the
Speaker 2: spray Dan? And I felt like I had like gone
Speaker 2: against my own I felt so bad. No, I was,
Speaker 2: I was fine with it, but I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did say I was going to embrace that. I
Speaker 2: can't embrace it till June again. I think I'm pretty
Speaker 2: much looked out for a spray tand I had my
Speaker 2: whole turkey.
Speaker 4: It's hard, especially with everything you have going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I can't.
Speaker 2: I like myself better with it, and so I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna slowly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Okay. So this girl wrote to me she's a comedian
Speaker 2: in another scene. I don't know if she wants me
Speaker 2: to say it, so I'm not going to. She said, Oh,
Speaker 2: I listened to the latest podcast and you asked about
Speaker 2: people with only fans experience, and I used to have one.
Speaker 3: You still have one, but you used to do it right,
Speaker 3: I still have the story.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: It was actually pretty lucrative and a decent experience when
Speaker 2: I was doing it, especially considering I had next to
Speaker 2: no audience then, but like next to no she has
Speaker 2: a little bit of an audience as a comedian now,
Speaker 2: but she had no audience then or next to no
Speaker 2: but with a bunch of us I have, but having
Speaker 2: gotten one since, I've had fucking nudes leaked from that
Speaker 2: only fan content, which did seem like an obvious risk
Speaker 2: but also still shook me a little because it was
Speaker 2: mostly pervy open micers or the occasional X and a
Speaker 2: rando on my only Fans, which made me really annoyed
Speaker 2: about who could have leaked it. As much as I
Speaker 2: love and support sex work, I have for sure got
Speaker 2: regrets about doing it.
Speaker 1: Stupid because now that she does have a little bit
Speaker 1: of a fan base, those nudes have become more valuable
Speaker 1: for people to uncover.
Speaker 2: And you know what, like if they did come out,
Speaker 2: people would be like, you know, when Jennifer Lawrence has
Speaker 2: her nudes leaked from just sending into a boyfriend, everyone's
Speaker 2: like respect her, yeah, in which they should, like, don't
Speaker 2: look at them, these are her private things. But if
Speaker 2: someone has their only fans nudes leaks, like you whorer,
Speaker 2: look at what a fucking horror you are. Let's all
Speaker 2: make fun of her. She was trying to make money
Speaker 2: doing this, and it's somehow like sad.
Speaker 1: I think. I think if I think if she reached
Speaker 1: a certain level of fame and then her nudes are leaked,
Speaker 1: that will increase her male fan base by ten.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't increase it.
Speaker 2: It would increase it by people looking at it, but
Speaker 2: it would it would increase the level of disrespect people
Speaker 2: have for her, just subconsciously.
Speaker 3: And I am sorry to say that.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to say that I wish it wasn't
Speaker 2: that way, but women who work in the porn industry
Speaker 2: or anything related to it, stripping hooters, yeah there when
Speaker 2: people find.
Speaker 1: Out that you used to do it, but only fans,
Speaker 1: I feel like doesn't have the same I don't feel
Speaker 1: that wayative view as.
Speaker 2: But if she was trying to keep it a secret
Speaker 2: and then it got out later, I was like, look
Speaker 2: at the sad thing she did when she wasn't famous.
Speaker 2: People really look down on that and they're really judgmental.
Speaker 2: And I know people are gonna say, Nikki, clearly you
Speaker 2: are because you can tap into this so easily.
Speaker 3: I really am not.
Speaker 2: I fucking I. Karen Fiehan, who has an only Fans,
Speaker 2: I think is one of the coolest things ever because
Speaker 2: she's like the funniest She's so funny. Yeah, and she
Speaker 2: also does an only fans and she's like fuck you,
Speaker 2: and she posts like hot content all the time of
Speaker 2: her just doing squats and tiny shorts. But she's also
Speaker 2: badass and so funny. There's no arguing she's so funny,
Speaker 2: so like she can do that all she wants and
Speaker 2: no one's gonna be like, that's the only way you
Speaker 2: can get fans because.
Speaker 3: Everyone respects her.
Speaker 2: Comedically, I don't feel like I can ever do that
Speaker 2: because I would feel like people would be like, that's
Speaker 2: why people like you, Nikia. I'm not confident enough in
Speaker 2: anything else, but she's I think she is, and I
Speaker 2: really admire her for that.
Speaker 1: On abashlably herself extremely confident. Yes, always, even when she
Speaker 1: was an open micro restarter together in New York. She's
Speaker 1: so it was always that way. You know.
Speaker 2: She reminds me a lot of Natasha La Guerrero, who
Speaker 2: I just worked with and like always used to be
Speaker 2: so intimidated by because she has that like demeanor of
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna tell it, like you know, her roasts
Speaker 2: and just even her stand up is very like kind
Speaker 2: of playing this character of like looking down on you.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I think it was more so before, but she still
Speaker 3: plays it up quite a bit. Yeah, and it is her.
Speaker 2: There's no character there, Yeah, but it's she is one
Speaker 2: of the kindest, nicest people I've ever.
Speaker 3: Known, like so sweet to me.
Speaker 2: We were doing a game show recently and one of
Speaker 2: the questions was, like, had my name in it for
Speaker 2: the trivia and it was like, Nicki is an invertebrate
Speaker 2: true or false, right, and she goes and she didn't
Speaker 2: know it was false, I guess. So she wrote true
Speaker 2: among many amazing things she is, and she wrote that
Speaker 2: in parentheses, and it was I was like, I almost
Speaker 2: like was like that was so above and beyond, like
Speaker 2: she didn't need to do that, Like it was just
Speaker 2: so swee. It was like it didn't add to comedy
Speaker 2: at all. It was just like building me up and
Speaker 2: just saying a really nice thing. And then she wrote
Speaker 2: me a really nice thing today. And it reminds you
Speaker 2: of Karen, because Karen's and Bonnie McFarland as well, all
Speaker 2: really ballbustery. And I would maybe even think people would
Speaker 2: throw me into that if you just watch my roast,
Speaker 2: like you think I'd be like an asshole, or not
Speaker 2: an asshole, but just kind of a mean girl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but really actually the nicest of all the girls.
Speaker 1: Maybe those are the best ones. Maybe the ones that
Speaker 1: are best at roasting are actually really nice.
Speaker 2: I think there might be some truth to that. J
Speaker 2: Ross is like the most open hearted yea love. Every
Speaker 2: time you're with him, he's with someone who he's granting
Speaker 2: a make a wish to. That's hanging out with him
Speaker 2: for the whole night and that's a joke. But like,
Speaker 2: there's always someone who's like a little bit off that
Speaker 2: he's hanging out with because he's a kind person and
Speaker 2: they're like and often a great way because I think,
Speaker 2: you know, it's but he's he's a like he's always like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's just a he's a nice, really nice person. And
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe there is something to that.
Speaker 3: Final thought.
Speaker 2: Natasha wrote me last night, I did her podcast, and
Speaker 2: I want to share this because it is it's kind
Speaker 2: of like a humble brag because it's just me reading
Speaker 2: another compliment from her. But I thought it was really
Speaker 2: nice because I went on her podcast and it's like
Speaker 2: an advice podcast?
Speaker 1: Is it with Mosha?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's so fun It's called the Endless Honeymoon Podcast,
Speaker 2: right right, of course. And the clips are so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: You guys, gota you gotta at least watch That's what
Speaker 2: I do, is watch our clips because they don't really
Speaker 2: listen to.
Speaker 1: Any That's how everyone digests podcasts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, day, they're so funny, and they're a married couple
Speaker 2: and they're two of the funniest people in comedy and
Speaker 2: they're just she still laughs at all his jokes and
Speaker 2: he laughs at her. Like their relationship is like strong.
Speaker 2: You can tell it's just really good. And they have
Speaker 2: a daughter together, and they just they're just open and honest.
Speaker 2: Natasha Laziero and Mosha Casher. It's called Endless Honeymoon. But
Speaker 2: I did it last night and we give advice and
Speaker 2: and she wrote to me, thanks again for doing the
Speaker 2: podcast last night. You were so insightful and funny. I
Speaker 2: love that you wanted to be a therapist. They asked
Speaker 2: me what I would do for a living if I
Speaker 2: didn't do comedy, and I said, marry someone rich and
Speaker 2: then a therapist because I do still want money. Yes,
Speaker 2: so I would have to get that. Yeah, you need
Speaker 2: that money, Yes, yeah, I do realize that is why
Speaker 2: I do it part time. Yes.
Speaker 1: Well, so you think that money is the thing that motivates.
Speaker 3: You, I think it is now, wow, because fame is
Speaker 3: just you're not But.
Speaker 1: You also have said before that you have enough money
Speaker 1: and that you don't want to pursue I don't double.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't need to be a billionaire, but
Speaker 2: I want to be You want more money. I want
Speaker 2: enough money that like, if there my parents get some disease,
Speaker 2: I can do the best treatment no matter what three,
Speaker 2: which means but I also obviously still want to be
Speaker 2: known and stuff like that's a little bit of it,
Speaker 2: but the overwhelming now is like I think that's what
Speaker 2: got me into it, is the search for fame, And
Speaker 2: now it's like, I just want to be able to survive.
Speaker 3: I want and I want love.
Speaker 1: And I think you an eight that did you just
Speaker 1: want the money?
Speaker 2: No? Because I want love. I want people to go
Speaker 2: she I want Because I was even talking to Anya
Speaker 2: about this last night, I was like, the reason I
Speaker 2: get to tour with my friends is because I pay
Speaker 2: them money and I get I get to I get
Speaker 2: the reason I get to hang out with is because
Speaker 2: this I offered you a job in which you I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously you want to do this, but like you're making
Speaker 2: money doing this, so I get to like, I offer
Speaker 2: because of the money I have access to. I have
Speaker 2: girls trips and I pay for everyone to come, and
Speaker 2: not because I'm like I'm so generous, I'm paying for love.
Speaker 3: I realized that I'm really wrapped up and.
Speaker 2: Like people won't want me around and I won't get
Speaker 2: to hang out with people because people have lives and
Speaker 2: they can't hang out unless I'm like, what if you
Speaker 2: didn't have to pay anything? What if you made money
Speaker 2: to hang out with me? And so I've offered that
Speaker 2: opportunity to be so I have.
Speaker 1: The money, the gaining triple the amount of money that
Speaker 1: you currently have. That's not just to have the money
Speaker 1: and the status that comes along with it. It's too
Speaker 1: you want to utilize the money to continue to strive.
Speaker 1: Sure your friends beat up lexus.
Speaker 2: That is disgusting. Like it's not about at all, I
Speaker 2: don't It's not about like.
Speaker 3: Look at this thing.
Speaker 1: Not a three. You're not a three.
Speaker 3: No, three is trying to get love from being a somebody?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but threes would never threes care about their.
Speaker 3: An It's true, that's the one part of the three
Speaker 3: I want.
Speaker 1: That's their number one thing.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: So maybe seven, No, I want to be a three. Three. Oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't know she was a three before I took
Speaker 2: the test. Let me just say that, but I will
Speaker 2: say that, like that is true. Like and Anya was
Speaker 2: like Nikki because she was talking me through this. She
Speaker 2: was like, people have their own insurance. If your parents
Speaker 2: get sick they built, and I'm like, no, experimental treatments
Speaker 2: are not covered by insurance. The best doctors in the
Speaker 2: world are not covered by insurance. They're out of your network.
Speaker 2: If you want to someone in your family or someone
Speaker 2: in my friend group gets a fucking crazy disease, I
Speaker 2: don't want them to like it's a seventy percent chance.
Speaker 2: I want it to be like, let's bump it to eighty.
Speaker 2: Let's find someone who's going to give us a ninety
Speaker 2: like and you can find that with money. It sucks
Speaker 2: that that's the way it works. Money's great, and that's
Speaker 2: not a million dollars people, that's that's the kind that's
Speaker 2: hundreds of millions. You need to have that kind of
Speaker 2: power and to survive the apocalypse, Like I am thinking
Speaker 2: about these things, and that is what motivates me now.
Speaker 2: I would rather have one hundred million dollars than and
Speaker 2: I would love to no one know who I am
Speaker 2: am totally time number one at all. But I also
Speaker 2: crave people being like you're in pressive. So I want
Speaker 2: to earn that one hundred million dollars in a way
Speaker 2: that people are like, wow, good job, so okay. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So Natasha said, I love that you wanted to be
Speaker 2: a therapist. One of the things you were doing that
Speaker 2: I never really do is empathizing with the callers and
Speaker 2: not just immediately jumping into advice.
Speaker 3: It was very sweet. I'm going to try it.
Speaker 2: I love. That means so much to me because I
Speaker 2: look up to her so much. I only share this
Speaker 2: because it's the greatest compliment I've ever got. That someone
Speaker 2: who I look up to and think like is I
Speaker 2: would want to be her so much saw something in
Speaker 2: me that she's like, I want to be that, And
Speaker 2: I know that maybe is like seems like done, Nikki.
Speaker 2: People look up to you, but I just don't feel
Speaker 2: it as often as and especially not from someone that
Speaker 2: you look up to.
Speaker 3: It doesn't happen all the time.
Speaker 2: And I think that everyone that looks up to me
Speaker 2: is like delusional and for some reason, I and not
Speaker 2: because I think you're an idiot. If you look up
Speaker 2: to me, I just don't know you, and so I
Speaker 2: can just write off what you.
Speaker 1: Are, like if Bill Cosby said something nice about me,
Speaker 1: I'd be so exactly.
Speaker 2: You would feel like a million roofies a million.
Speaker 1: I've always said that you're you're a great empathizer, I
Speaker 1: call you advocate. And when whenever I came whenever I
Speaker 1: would come in in a morning and be like I've
Speaker 1: got a problem, you'd always empathize. You'd go, God, that sucks.
Speaker 1: That's like like actually I could see you feeling some
Speaker 1: sort of nice yeah, and that's that's a good quality.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I think I liked hearing this because I think I
Speaker 2: had a therapist, my abuseive therapist said that I lacked
Speaker 2: empathy because my parents lack empathy. Not their fault, they
Speaker 2: were just raised in alcoholic homes and you don't get empathy,
Speaker 2: and so you can't teach it to anyone, and therefore
Speaker 2: I had to learn it. And so I tried to
Speaker 2: learn it because I didn't really understand what it was.
Speaker 2: But I think I still lack it in some ways,
Speaker 2: like when I got off stage and that guy like
Speaker 2: could have had a heart attack. Oh yeah, and then
Speaker 2: they just go he's fine, and I go, okay, good,
Speaker 2: and they're wanting to tell me about what happened, and
Speaker 2: I didn't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that felt like zero empathy.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have empathy for your friends but not for strangers,
Speaker 1: but you have empathy for animals.
Speaker 2: You have empathy for strangers. There's too many of them.
Speaker 2: They're all suffering.
Speaker 3: But he's my fan. He paid money to see me.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't I care.
Speaker 1: It's more than a yeah, I don't know that funds
Speaker 1: also ficing that you're performing, you have other people.
Speaker 2: And by the way, he was okay, Yeah, that's all
Speaker 2: the information I needed. We're all not okay. We're all
Speaker 2: reacting to medicines or whatever it is. Like, I don't
Speaker 2: need extra information about his He was okay. That's all
Speaker 2: I wanted to hear, and I maybe I was avoiding
Speaker 2: actually hearing he wasn't okay. If you gave me too
Speaker 2: much information, I might learn life is short and I'm scared.
Speaker 2: So I just wanted to hear he's fine. The way
Speaker 2: you look up people when they die. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: you go, that can't happen to me because they did
Speaker 2: drugs in nineteen seventy seven and I didn't, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I wasn't around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm starting to find loopholes to that h comfort.
Speaker 3: Oh of course you will. It's OCD. You'll find a
Speaker 3: little way.
Speaker 1: I'll always find it.
Speaker 3: It's OCD, right, that obsession.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but whatever that is
Speaker 1: that that Yeah, that type of obsession and perfectionism, I
Speaker 1: guess you could call it is like something is like
Speaker 1: the bane of my existence. But it also is my superpower.
Speaker 1: It's how I am good at analyzing things, giving notes
Speaker 1: things like that, being able to find errors and things,
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm That's so it has helped me
Speaker 1: most in my life and also has crushed me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that cycle that feeds itself. Can I recommend
Speaker 2: the Heidi preb video on perfectionism that just came out
Speaker 2: I think two weeks ago, in the past two weeks
Speaker 2: Heidi pre p r i eb e, you're a perfectionist
Speaker 2: out there. It's really I've watched it several times and
Speaker 2: it's really helped me with some of that language to myself.
Speaker 2: And I thought nothing could help because I'm a perfectionist,
Speaker 2: nothing's gonna help me overcome this thing, and it actually
Speaker 2: has and it's given me a lot of just like
Speaker 2: it's just let the air out of the tires that
Speaker 2: are about to blow a little bit. Okay on being
Speaker 2: perfect Okay, I'll check it out. It's good, it really is.
Speaker 2: She's so fucking good, dude, Like I'm a part of
Speaker 2: this community. There's a bunch of people that follow her
Speaker 2: that are like the way people are about Andrew Huberman.
Speaker 3: She's like the she's that for like psychology?
Speaker 1: Okay, prebants?
Speaker 3: Yeah what is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Heidi pre but you I don't think
Speaker 2: we've messaged yet, but I'm a huge fan, and we
Speaker 2: think that the name for people who follow your gospel,
Speaker 2: which it isn't a gospel.
Speaker 3: You're just spouting facts. You should be pre we should
Speaker 3: be prevens.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks, Yeah, put it on a shirt and I'll
Speaker 2: wear it. Let's market it, and yeah, I would gladly
Speaker 2: advertise for her and anything I am right now, Thank
Speaker 2: you guys for listening. We have an exciting podcast coming
Speaker 2: up tomorrow with Benedict Polizi from Lovers and Liars, So
Speaker 2: maybe go binge that first episode before the second episode
Speaker 2: comes out on Thursday. On Thursday tomorrow, you're gonna get
Speaker 2: the second episode of CW's Lovers and Liars. But you
Speaker 2: can watch the first episode right now on the CW
Speaker 2: app or on Hulu and you can get that ad
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Speaker 1: In quotes, ads on Hulu were insane. Really, God, they're
Speaker 1: all like this elephant's been tusked, give us money, or
Speaker 1: these children. There's Saint Jews children hospital ads. There were ads.
Speaker 2: I guess those are things I would. I know that
Speaker 2: not all the money goes to those, but at least
Speaker 2: it's doing some good as opposed to to state. Well anyway,
Speaker 2: check out that episode tomorrow, but watch Lovers and Liars
Speaker 2: before it, so you have a little familiarity with Benedict, even.
Speaker 3: Though you don't need to watch to listen, but we
Speaker 3: wish you would.
Speaker 2: Lovers and Liars CW Thursdays, nine eighth Central or something
Speaker 2: like that. Look at check your local listings, don't be good,
Speaker 2: and we'll see you next time.