WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Nathan of the Night

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<v Speaker 1>Second date.

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<v Speaker 2>Updated dating in today's world feels like a big competition

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<v Speaker 2>to see who has the best looking profile with the

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<v Speaker 2>most compelling bio and the least corny pickup lines. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's tough to find a real authentic love connection now,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why it's no surprise most of our listeners

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<v Speaker 2>who fail to get a second date turned to inflated date.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not going to go into what that is.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was inflation at first.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is a one hundred percent success rate with

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<v Speaker 2>inflated date. I just I hope that our new friend

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<v Speaker 2>Nathan doesn't go down.

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<v Speaker 3>That way as long as no needles or sharp objects.

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<v Speaker 2>Or welcome to the show to tell them what's in

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<v Speaker 2>your Amazon cart right now? And it better not come

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<v Speaker 2>with a small hand pump. Nathan, you're with your inflated

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<v Speaker 2>date right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to up.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, I'm all good. I can okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Later, just imagine flying around.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll get back to her first. Tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about the real lady that you connected with the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name?

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<v Speaker 4>So I met this beautiful girl on hinge.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name.

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<v Speaker 4>Her name is Jessica.

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<v Speaker 3>Jessica. Okay, what'd you like about her?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, really everything. But let me stop in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's stark how how we met?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there more hinge.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 1>Her on Hinge go back farther started typing in bios.

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<v Speaker 4>So basically how it all started was, uh, I left

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<v Speaker 4>a comment on one of her pictures. She was wearing

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<v Speaker 4>these boots and it made me think of Reno nine

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<v Speaker 4>one one, So I just sent new boots too.

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<v Speaker 3>Boo goofin we love. Nobody's heard that joke, but I

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<v Speaker 3>still like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just google goofing. It's great.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking about funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, doesn't that show at twenty years old?

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<v Speaker 4>Ye?

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<v Speaker 3>Clip is still I caught it and I've seen like

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok and Instagram. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people use it when they boot goofin.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you guys are missing out, bro, It's funny

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<v Speaker 2>to somebody out there, hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>Millions of people are laughing right now, Okay, jealous, just

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<v Speaker 1>no one in this room. But so Jessica liked that

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<v Speaker 1>she liked the new boot.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you laughed? Like common?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, butcher the hilarious job.

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<v Speaker 4>They bonded over it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's good that's good. Take my cynicism away. And

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds like you guys have a good connection.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me more.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and so, uh we end up meeting up course.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she wear the boots when you first hear her?

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<v Speaker 4>No, not wear the boots, but she was wearing these

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<v Speaker 4>sunglasses and uh, fuzzy Russian hat fuzzy right when? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>And do you look with your Russian spy Russian spy.

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<v Speaker 3>Like no, not like a hotter elmer fudd hat. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like a stovepipe hat without the brim.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So and you like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got her own style.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you guys do?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, we talked about music. At first. It

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<v Speaker 4>was going for a walk and a record player.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So she's like vintage. She likes vintage stuff exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>So obviously I'm thinking, let's let's go to a record store.

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<v Speaker 1>Good idea. All right?

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<v Speaker 2>What was it like going to a record store with

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<v Speaker 2>a real girl instead of an inflatable line?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a good time?

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't have to turn.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm just messing with you. Telling me what

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<v Speaker 1>were some highlights from the record store?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I picked an album for her Okay, what'd you

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<v Speaker 4>pick the Batman Forever soundtrack from ninety five?

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting? Is that the one with Jack Nicholson as the

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<v Speaker 3>Joker again with.

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<v Speaker 1>The thirty year old references?

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<v Speaker 3>If she's like was the penguin?

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<v Speaker 4>Remember it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I was alive in ninety five.

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<v Speaker 3>You were alive in ninety five, Jeff, Okay, Alexis wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely, I've been a dead inside since my birth, So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Did she approve of Batman Forever?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she liked it. She liked it, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's nice to buy a little gift on their date.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I mean it's just a little gift. There's nothing,

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<v Speaker 4>nothing crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So what happened after the record store?

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<v Speaker 4>So after a record store, we went to a candy store.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the stores. Okay, you feel a little bit like

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<v Speaker 3>a teenage date from sixty two.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we were roller skating.

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<v Speaker 4>And we got a bunch of lollipuffs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like the worst candy in there. There's like a

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<v Speaker 3>million things.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you no, No, I'm telling you. I was nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>I was really nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like when I was at the candy store,

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<v Speaker 4>we had I have for different types of candies in

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<v Speaker 4>my hands, and I dropped a few of them on

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<v Speaker 4>the ground. And what you know, she asked me if

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<v Speaker 4>I was nervous and if I'm feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what'd you says?

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<v Speaker 4>I just said, yeah, I'm doing good. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>just excited to be here with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were just like high.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like the date didn't go like maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>way you hoped that it would go in your mind,

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm trying to say, or how anybody's date

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<v Speaker 2>would ever want to go in their minds too.

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<v Speaker 1>But you made the best of it. I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't seem mad though or anything.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she doesn't seem mad, but it kind of I

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<v Speaker 4>did abruptly she thought she had plans to go out

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<v Speaker 4>with friends at night.

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<v Speaker 1>So so it seems like your intentions were there.

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<v Speaker 3>It just sounds like the nerves, the nerves got the

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<v Speaker 3>best of you. There it is, Yeah, and it just

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<v Speaker 3>was maybe a turn off, do you think for her?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it has to because she's not responding like she

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<v Speaker 4>was before. How long has it been It's bit about

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<v Speaker 4>a week? Okay, hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she at least take home the Batman album she did. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there you go. That's one small victory.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna try and get a couple more and hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>another date. Get the pump ready just in case we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're gonna do it. I get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right after this second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>While we were waiting, I looked up the Batman Forever

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<v Speaker 2>soundtrack from nineteen ninety five, and the main title on

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<v Speaker 2>there is Kiss from a Rose from the artist Seal.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that was when he was married to

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<v Speaker 3>Heidi Klum in the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>When I play this song, Brooke and you hear it,

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<v Speaker 2>what does it make you think of from your life?

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<v Speaker 1>What flashback are you having right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm a tutor high dance all over again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh which teacher? Are you slow dancing?

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Bolt? Obviously? Yeah, exactly like those History boys.

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<v Speaker 2>This song makes me think of my underwear, my blue

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<v Speaker 2>Batman on these from when I was six. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure as we speak, my mom is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be sending pictures of me wearing them to all your

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook messengers because she loves listening to this and embarrassing

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<v Speaker 2>me wherever and whenever she chat.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's the only one talking, she's really going to

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<v Speaker 3>get us flat.

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<v Speaker 2>But I bring up Batman Forever because Nathan bought his

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<v Speaker 2>date the Batman Forever soundtrack while they were at the

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<v Speaker 2>record store before they went and hit up the candy

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<v Speaker 2>store to get some lollipops. But what what is it

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<v Speaker 2>about Jessica that made you want to email us today, Nathan?

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<v Speaker 2>What what is so special about her?

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<v Speaker 4>You know sometimes you just feel like some was the

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<v Speaker 4>one whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought You're just going to say, like she was

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<v Speaker 3>super attractive, like the chemistry.

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<v Speaker 4>I built a lot of threes than fours. But she's

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<v Speaker 4>the number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe maybe mister Holt thought you were the one.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister could have me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for legal reasons. Enough looking back into the past.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move forward into the future and hopefully get you

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<v Speaker 2>another date here with Jessica.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a dollar number right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes, Hey Jessica, she answered, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>It's meant to be or maybe I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>What is this about?

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<v Speaker 2>This is about love today? Because you're on a radio

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<v Speaker 2>show right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Why okay up, Oh I like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're you're go with the flow type of woman.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like I try, I try.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're reaching out on behalf of one of our

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<v Speaker 2>listeners who you hung out with the other day about

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<v Speaker 2>a week ago.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Nathan.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I thought I made one something? Okay what?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you thought you wanted something? So you were the

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<v Speaker 3>one not you won?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about Nathan?

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<v Speaker 4>He seems like a nice enough guy, but not for me.

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<v Speaker 4>There was some strangeness happening there. So was it?

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<v Speaker 3>He said he was super nervous, and that would be okay, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that's not the part that kind of concerned me

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<v Speaker 4>where I just left. Oh yeah, because so you didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Have plans with your friends like you told him.

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<v Speaker 3>No one ever actually has plans with their friends.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes that's just.

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<v Speaker 2>The emergency exit that and like, yeah, okay, well that's

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<v Speaker 2>disappointing to hear, but it's okay. Like, if you're not

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<v Speaker 2>interested in him, that's totally up to you to feel

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<v Speaker 2>that way. But maybe you could help Nathan understand if

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<v Speaker 2>he made any mistakes that night, or if there's anything

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<v Speaker 2>he could do better the dating.

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<v Speaker 4>World, right, Yeah, I mean it was a nice state.

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<v Speaker 4>Like we went to a record store and he bought

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<v Speaker 4>me the Batman album, which was like really sweet of him.

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<v Speaker 4>But then he says to me, sometimes I think this

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<v Speaker 4>city is like Gossam descending into darkness.

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<v Speaker 3>When he handed you the album, he was like tan, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like he.

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<v Speaker 4>Was the Batman. And then way it gets worse, and

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<v Speaker 4>then he brings up that sometimes he likes to drive

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<v Speaker 4>around by himself at night and call the cops on

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<v Speaker 4>people who are breaking the law.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh who does he break the law? Did? I'm just curious, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't super elaborate, and I was so shocked. I

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<v Speaker 4>was just kind of like, oh, okay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're you're pro crime, you don't want.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to No, I just don't really picture like

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<v Speaker 4>the man in my life zooming around the city at

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<v Speaker 4>two am, catching the guys.

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<v Speaker 3>The sign set their clothes. Okay, okay, wait, this could

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<v Speaker 3>have been a joke that didn't hit right.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe he was a little too comic con like, and

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<v Speaker 4>I leave then like I kept going, I said, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So then we went to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Store and oh yeah, I mean he mentioned that you

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<v Speaker 2>guys went to a candy store and were thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>buying some lollipops.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the straw that just ended it. It was like

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<v Speaker 4>there were five lollipops and he's like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 4>how many kids we would be having. What, Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 4>not first date energy.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just really hoping.

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<v Speaker 2>He was trying to be funny because he is on

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<v Speaker 2>the other line listening, wanting to talk to.

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<v Speaker 1>You, lurking in the dark on the dark phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you there? Hello? Hi, Hi, Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>That was some truth, Nathan.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I mean I like to do that. I like

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<v Speaker 4>to make sure the city is staye Wait what Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you actually do.

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<v Speaker 3>You actually drive around at night and call the cops

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<v Speaker 3>on people.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not every night, but you know they need help.

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<v Speaker 4>They're understaff. Everybody knows that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, who do you call the cops on?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, like the other day, I saw like some

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<v Speaker 4>guy that looked like he was drinking and called his cars,

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<v Speaker 4>so I called the cops on him.

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<v Speaker 3>How could you tell that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a glass bottle? It was a school nearby.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I had to do my due diligence.

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<v Speaker 1>So you really do that.

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<v Speaker 2>We we thought maybe you were joking, just in light

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<v Speaker 2>of buying the Batman soundtrack, but that's a real thing

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<v Speaker 2>you do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a real thing, and it's not as weird

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<v Speaker 4>as it sounds. It's actually very helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>Neighborhood watches changed a lot since I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the book calls the cops on the kids

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<v Speaker 2>in her neighborhood. But at least she's doing it during

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<v Speaker 2>the daytime.

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<v Speaker 4>I do not.

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<v Speaker 3>It just sounds like maybe that's more of a nuisance

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<v Speaker 3>to them than anything.

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<v Speaker 4>But they never told me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I mean it is kind of brave to

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<v Speaker 1>go out put yourself in the middle of crime. Well

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<v Speaker 1>he's not. He's not really putting himself. He's just calling

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<v Speaker 1>the cops on the criminals he's parking adjacent to.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like dating a hall monitor, is what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 4>What I'm here. This is weird that you think it's

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<v Speaker 4>a red flag. It's not bad what I'm doing, sweetie.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a carnival of flags, a carnible flags.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it sounds like a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, you know, all I care about is safety, and

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<v Speaker 4>that's not a weird thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if we've learned anything about from talking to women

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, it's that they usually like more dangerous men.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not really into the safe bet.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just their actual job.

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<v Speaker 4>Not like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good point, Like have you considered like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be a cop.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little too dangerous for me. I'd better just

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<v Speaker 4>stay back and call him on my cell phone, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Okays might be the next best step. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we all have a job to do, and you

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<v Speaker 4>know that's my job.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not your job.

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<v Speaker 5>Though.

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<v Speaker 1>He has five future kids that he has to take

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<v Speaker 1>care of.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gotten to why would you bring that up on

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<v Speaker 3>a date? Were you trying to?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, one, am I not supposed to talk about my

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<v Speaker 4>expectations for the future family.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, wait until.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody asks yea, yeah, I can see where you're going

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<v Speaker 5>wrong because in your head, you're protecting your community.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a family man that shoving up your don't know. No,

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<v Speaker 4>you're telling me everything I want is wrong. You know.

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<v Speaker 4>All I want to do is communicate what I want

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<v Speaker 4>for my future family.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>He's also very open to criticism.

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<v Speaker 2>Would just take a breath, Okay, Nathan, just slow down

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. We're not coming after you or your

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<v Speaker 2>your dating style. That it just doesn't seem to be

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<v Speaker 2>working with what Jessica wants out of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, So Jessica wants a giant, and if she.

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<v Speaker 1>Does, that's totally okay. That's her decision to date that

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<v Speaker 1>spineless man.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, you are so right on the Carnival of Flags.

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<v Speaker 1>Just thank you, thank you. Well, we'd like to send

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<v Speaker 1>you back to the carnival and we pay for it

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<v Speaker 1>on another date.

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<v Speaker 4>Me feel so much better about everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Like faces, you go on a midnight ride along in

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<v Speaker 2>a cop car and we'll pay for a car car.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll give him a little flashy light, yeah, to put

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<v Speaker 1>on top of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. Okay making fun

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<v Speaker 4>of me?

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<v Speaker 3>You called the wrong show. I don't know what that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not infuriate the man who calls the cops on everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>We like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I like you at least all right, Nathan.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I know where your studio is located.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're going to keep someone's car, Key Brooks, it's

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<v Speaker 2>an electric Kia, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Get hers.

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<v Speaker 4>It's brook and Jeffrey in the morning,