Speaker 1: Second date.
Speaker 2: Updated dating in today's world feels like a big competition
Speaker 2: to see who has the best looking profile with the
Speaker 2: most compelling bio and the least corny pickup lines. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's tough to find a real authentic love connection now,
Speaker 2: and that's why it's no surprise most of our listeners
Speaker 2: who fail to get a second date turned to inflated date.
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to go into what that is.
Speaker 3: I thought it was inflation at first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a one hundred percent success rate with
Speaker 2: inflated date. I just I hope that our new friend
Speaker 2: Nathan doesn't go down.
Speaker 3: That way as long as no needles or sharp objects.
Speaker 2: Or welcome to the show to tell them what's in
Speaker 2: your Amazon cart right now? And it better not come
Speaker 2: with a small hand pump. Nathan, you're with your inflated
Speaker 2: date right now.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to up.
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm all good. I can okay.
Speaker 5: Later, just imagine flying around.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll get back to her first. Tell us
Speaker 2: about the real lady that you connected with the other day.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 4: So I met this beautiful girl on hinge.
Speaker 1: Her name.
Speaker 4: Her name is Jessica.
Speaker 3: Jessica. Okay, what'd you like about her?
Speaker 4: You know, really everything. But let me stop in the beginning.
Speaker 4: Let's stark how how we met?
Speaker 1: Okay, there more hinge.
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 1: Her on Hinge go back farther started typing in bios.
Speaker 4: So basically how it all started was, uh, I left
Speaker 4: a comment on one of her pictures. She was wearing
Speaker 4: these boots and it made me think of Reno nine
Speaker 4: one one, So I just sent new boots too.
Speaker 3: Boo goofin we love. Nobody's heard that joke, but I
Speaker 3: still like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just google goofing. It's great.
Speaker 3: You're talking about funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, doesn't that show at twenty years old?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: Clip is still I caught it and I've seen like
Speaker 3: TikTok and Instagram. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people use it when they boot goofin.
Speaker 2: I mean, you guys are missing out, bro, It's funny
Speaker 2: to somebody out there, hysterical.
Speaker 1: Millions of people are laughing right now, Okay, jealous, just
Speaker 1: no one in this room. But so Jessica liked that
Speaker 1: she liked the new boot.
Speaker 4: Did you laughed? Like common?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, butcher the hilarious job.
Speaker 4: They bonded over it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good that's good. Take my cynicism away. And
Speaker 2: it sounds like you guys have a good connection.
Speaker 1: Tell me more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so, uh we end up meeting up course.
Speaker 3: Did she wear the boots when you first hear her?
Speaker 4: No, not wear the boots, but she was wearing these
Speaker 4: sunglasses and uh, fuzzy Russian hat fuzzy right when? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And do you look with your Russian spy Russian spy.
Speaker 3: Like no, not like a hotter elmer fudd hat. It's
Speaker 3: like a stovepipe hat without the brim.
Speaker 1: Okay, So and you like that?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got her own style.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, we talked about music. At first. It
Speaker 4: was going for a walk and a record player.
Speaker 3: Okay, So she's like vintage. She likes vintage stuff exactly.
Speaker 4: So obviously I'm thinking, let's let's go to a record store.
Speaker 1: Good idea. All right?
Speaker 2: What was it like going to a record store with
Speaker 2: a real girl instead of an inflatable line?
Speaker 1: Is it a good time?
Speaker 3: He didn't have to turn.
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just messing with you. Telling me what
Speaker 1: were some highlights from the record store?
Speaker 4: Well, I picked an album for her Okay, what'd you
Speaker 4: pick the Batman Forever soundtrack from ninety five?
Speaker 3: Interesting? Is that the one with Jack Nicholson as the
Speaker 3: Joker again with.
Speaker 1: The thirty year old references?
Speaker 3: If she's like was the penguin?
Speaker 4: Remember it?
Speaker 1: I don't think I was alive in ninety five.
Speaker 3: You were alive in ninety five, Jeff, Okay, Alexis wasn't.
Speaker 2: Definitely, I've been a dead inside since my birth, So
Speaker 2: I don't know. Did she approve of Batman Forever?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she liked it. She liked it, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: And it's nice to buy a little gift on their date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's just a little gift. There's nothing,
Speaker 4: nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: Right, So what happened after the record store?
Speaker 4: So after a record store, we went to a candy store.
Speaker 3: Oh the stores. Okay, you feel a little bit like
Speaker 3: a teenage date from sixty two.
Speaker 1: And then we were roller skating.
Speaker 4: And we got a bunch of lollipuffs.
Speaker 3: That's like the worst candy in there. There's like a
Speaker 3: million things.
Speaker 4: Are you no, No, I'm telling you. I was nervous.
Speaker 4: I was really nervous.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: It was like when I was at the candy store,
Speaker 4: we had I have for different types of candies in
Speaker 4: my hands, and I dropped a few of them on
Speaker 4: the ground. And what you know, she asked me if
Speaker 4: I was nervous and if I'm feeling.
Speaker 3: Okay, what'd you says?
Speaker 4: I just said, yeah, I'm doing good. You know, I'm
Speaker 4: just excited to be here with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just like high.
Speaker 2: It sounds like the date didn't go like maybe the
Speaker 2: way you hoped that it would go in your mind,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to say, or how anybody's date
Speaker 2: would ever want to go in their minds too.
Speaker 1: But you made the best of it. I mean she
Speaker 1: didn't seem mad though or anything.
Speaker 4: No, she doesn't seem mad, but it kind of I
Speaker 4: did abruptly she thought she had plans to go out
Speaker 4: with friends at night.
Speaker 1: So so it seems like your intentions were there.
Speaker 3: It just sounds like the nerves, the nerves got the
Speaker 3: best of you. There it is, Yeah, and it just
Speaker 3: was maybe a turn off, do you think for her?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to because she's not responding like she
Speaker 4: was before. How long has it been It's bit about
Speaker 4: a week? Okay, hmm.
Speaker 1: Did she at least take home the Batman album she did. Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go. That's one small victory.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 2: We're gonna try and get a couple more and hopefully
Speaker 2: another date. Get the pump ready just in case we don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're gonna do it. I get your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this second date update.
Speaker 2: While we were waiting, I looked up the Batman Forever
Speaker 2: soundtrack from nineteen ninety five, and the main title on
Speaker 2: there is Kiss from a Rose from the artist Seal.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was when he was married to
Speaker 3: Heidi Klum in the day.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: When I play this song, Brooke and you hear it,
Speaker 2: what does it make you think of from your life?
Speaker 1: What flashback are you having right now?
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a tutor high dance all over again.
Speaker 1: Oh which teacher? Are you slow dancing?
Speaker 3: Mister Bolt? Obviously? Yeah, exactly like those History boys.
Speaker 2: This song makes me think of my underwear, my blue
Speaker 2: Batman on these from when I was six. In fact,
Speaker 2: I'm sure as we speak, my mom is going to
Speaker 2: be sending pictures of me wearing them to all your
Speaker 2: Facebook messengers because she loves listening to this and embarrassing
Speaker 2: me wherever and whenever she chat.
Speaker 3: And she's the only one talking, she's really going to
Speaker 3: get us flat.
Speaker 2: But I bring up Batman Forever because Nathan bought his
Speaker 2: date the Batman Forever soundtrack while they were at the
Speaker 2: record store before they went and hit up the candy
Speaker 2: store to get some lollipops. But what what is it
Speaker 2: about Jessica that made you want to email us today, Nathan?
Speaker 2: What what is so special about her?
Speaker 4: You know sometimes you just feel like some was the
Speaker 4: one whoa.
Speaker 3: I thought You're just going to say, like she was
Speaker 3: super attractive, like the chemistry.
Speaker 4: I built a lot of threes than fours. But she's
Speaker 4: the number one.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe maybe mister Holt thought you were the one.
Speaker 3: Mister could have me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for legal reasons. Enough looking back into the past.
Speaker 2: Let's move forward into the future and hopefully get you
Speaker 2: another date here with Jessica.
Speaker 1: I'm in a dollar number right now.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes, Hey Jessica, she answered, Hi,
Speaker 1: It's meant to be or maybe I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: What is this about?
Speaker 2: This is about love today? Because you're on a radio
Speaker 2: show right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Why okay up, Oh I like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're go with the flow type of woman.
Speaker 4: It sounds like I try, I try.
Speaker 2: Well, we're reaching out on behalf of one of our
Speaker 2: listeners who you hung out with the other day about
Speaker 2: a week ago.
Speaker 1: His name is Nathan.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought I made one something? Okay what?
Speaker 3: Oh you thought you wanted something? So you were the
Speaker 3: one not you won?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Nathan?
Speaker 4: He seems like a nice enough guy, but not for me.
Speaker 4: There was some strangeness happening there. So was it?
Speaker 3: He said he was super nervous, and that would be okay, but.
Speaker 4: Like that's not the part that kind of concerned me
Speaker 4: where I just left. Oh yeah, because so you didn't.
Speaker 1: Have plans with your friends like you told him.
Speaker 3: No one ever actually has plans with their friends.
Speaker 4: Sometimes that's just.
Speaker 2: The emergency exit that and like, yeah, okay, well that's
Speaker 2: disappointing to hear, but it's okay. Like, if you're not
Speaker 2: interested in him, that's totally up to you to feel
Speaker 2: that way. But maybe you could help Nathan understand if
Speaker 2: he made any mistakes that night, or if there's anything
Speaker 2: he could do better the dating.
Speaker 4: World, right, Yeah, I mean it was a nice state.
Speaker 4: Like we went to a record store and he bought
Speaker 4: me the Batman album, which was like really sweet of him.
Speaker 4: But then he says to me, sometimes I think this
Speaker 4: city is like Gossam descending into darkness.
Speaker 3: When he handed you the album, he was like tan, yeah,
Speaker 3: like he.
Speaker 4: Was the Batman. And then way it gets worse, and
Speaker 4: then he brings up that sometimes he likes to drive
Speaker 4: around by himself at night and call the cops on
Speaker 4: people who are breaking the law.
Speaker 3: Oh who does he break the law? Did? I'm just curious, Like.
Speaker 4: He didn't super elaborate, and I was so shocked. I
Speaker 4: was just kind of like, oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because you're you're pro crime, you don't want.
Speaker 4: You want to No, I just don't really picture like
Speaker 4: the man in my life zooming around the city at
Speaker 4: two am, catching the guys.
Speaker 3: The sign set their clothes. Okay, okay, wait, this could
Speaker 3: have been a joke that didn't hit right.
Speaker 4: Maybe he was a little too comic con like, and
Speaker 4: I leave then like I kept going, I said, Okay,
Speaker 4: So then we went to the.
Speaker 2: Store and oh yeah, I mean he mentioned that you
Speaker 2: guys went to a candy store and were thinking about
Speaker 2: buying some lollipops.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the straw that just ended it. It was like
Speaker 4: there were five lollipops and he's like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: how many kids we would be having. What, Oh, that's
Speaker 4: not first date energy.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just really hoping.
Speaker 2: He was trying to be funny because he is on
Speaker 2: the other line listening, wanting to talk to.
Speaker 1: You, lurking in the dark on the dark phone.
Speaker 4: Are you there? Hello? Hi, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 3: That was some truth, Nathan.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean I like to do that. I like
Speaker 4: to make sure the city is staye Wait what Okay,
Speaker 4: you actually do.
Speaker 3: You actually drive around at night and call the cops
Speaker 3: on people.
Speaker 4: It's not every night, but you know they need help.
Speaker 4: They're understaff. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 1: Okay, who do you call the cops on?
Speaker 4: You know, like the other day, I saw like some
Speaker 4: guy that looked like he was drinking and called his cars,
Speaker 4: so I called the cops on him.
Speaker 3: How could you tell that.
Speaker 4: It was a glass bottle? It was a school nearby.
Speaker 4: You know, I had to do my due diligence.
Speaker 1: So you really do that.
Speaker 2: We we thought maybe you were joking, just in light
Speaker 2: of buying the Batman soundtrack, but that's a real thing
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a real thing, and it's not as weird
Speaker 4: as it sounds. It's actually very helpful.
Speaker 1: Neighborhood watches changed a lot since I.
Speaker 4: Was a kid.
Speaker 2: One of the book calls the cops on the kids
Speaker 2: in her neighborhood. But at least she's doing it during
Speaker 2: the daytime.
Speaker 4: I do not.
Speaker 3: It just sounds like maybe that's more of a nuisance
Speaker 3: to them than anything.
Speaker 4: But they never told me that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I mean it is kind of brave to
Speaker 1: go out put yourself in the middle of crime. Well
Speaker 1: he's not. He's not really putting himself. He's just calling
Speaker 1: the cops on the criminals he's parking adjacent to.
Speaker 3: It's like dating a hall monitor, is what it sounds like.
Speaker 4: What I'm here. This is weird that you think it's
Speaker 4: a red flag. It's not bad what I'm doing, sweetie.
Speaker 4: It's like a carnival of flags, a carnible flags.
Speaker 1: I know, it sounds like a good time.
Speaker 4: Actually, you know, all I care about is safety, and
Speaker 4: that's not a weird thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, if we've learned anything about from talking to women
Speaker 2: on the show, it's that they usually like more dangerous men.
Speaker 1: They're not really into the safe bet.
Speaker 3: That's just their actual job.
Speaker 4: Not like.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, Like have you considered like trying
Speaker 1: to be a cop.
Speaker 4: It's a little too dangerous for me. I'd better just
Speaker 4: stay back and call him on my cell phone, you know.
Speaker 5: Okays might be the next best step. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all have a job to do, and you
Speaker 4: know that's my job.
Speaker 3: It's not your job.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 1: He has five future kids that he has to take
Speaker 1: care of.
Speaker 3: I've gotten to why would you bring that up on
Speaker 3: a date? Were you trying to?
Speaker 4: Well, one, am I not supposed to talk about my
Speaker 4: expectations for the future family.
Speaker 3: I mean, wait until.
Speaker 5: Somebody asks yea, yeah, I can see where you're going
Speaker 5: wrong because in your head, you're protecting your community.
Speaker 4: You're a family man that shoving up your don't know. No,
Speaker 4: you're telling me everything I want is wrong. You know.
Speaker 4: All I want to do is communicate what I want
Speaker 4: for my future family.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 3: He's also very open to criticism.
Speaker 2: Would just take a breath, Okay, Nathan, just slow down
Speaker 2: a little bit. We're not coming after you or your
Speaker 2: your dating style. That it just doesn't seem to be
Speaker 2: working with what Jessica wants out of her.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, So Jessica wants a giant, and if she.
Speaker 1: Does, that's totally okay. That's her decision to date that
Speaker 1: spineless man.
Speaker 3: Dude, you are so right on the Carnival of Flags.
Speaker 1: Just thank you, thank you. Well, we'd like to send
Speaker 1: you back to the carnival and we pay for it
Speaker 1: on another date.
Speaker 4: Me feel so much better about everything.
Speaker 2: Like faces, you go on a midnight ride along in
Speaker 2: a cop car and we'll pay for a car car.
Speaker 1: We'll give him a little flashy light, yeah, to put
Speaker 1: on top of it.
Speaker 4: I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. Okay making fun
Speaker 4: of me?
Speaker 3: You called the wrong show. I don't know what that's what.
Speaker 1: Let's not infuriate the man who calls the cops on everybody.
Speaker 4: We like you.
Speaker 1: I like you at least all right, Nathan.
Speaker 4: All right, I know where your studio is located.
Speaker 2: If you're going to keep someone's car, Key Brooks, it's
Speaker 2: an electric Kia, so.
Speaker 1: Get hers.
Speaker 4: It's brook and Jeffrey in the morning,