1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: subject is why does he keep me around? Why does 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: he keep me around? We'll find out. We'll get into 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 1: it in just a few but right now today Junior 6 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: is in for the nephew with today's praying phone call. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 1: What you got for his junior? You know last year 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: you got the nephew down. We started, you know last year, 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: So good what nephew, I'm stepping up once again in 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,520 Speaker 1: place of nephew. He's not here once again with no pay. 11 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: I will do this now. Not try to think of 12 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: our money. Mean, I ain't trying to get a whole 13 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: line at least, just a lunch from the nephew. Something, 14 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: just anything. He just your uncle pays him. So there 15 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: you go. Well, you know, well, I know not to 16 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:08,759 Speaker 1: ask him. I've been not a face. I know I've 17 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: got that lesson. Asked me for what can we just 18 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: came out? Go ahead, let me just see if how 19 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: you the nephew ain't here, I'm doing his prank. Uh, 20 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: And I just want to know is it possible I 21 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: get a raised? Yeah? Right after Covida? How that word 22 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: know as soon as COVID is over, it's here to stand. 23 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: It will be here never. Well, you need to start 24 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: praying this when I'm passing out. Raised, it's COVID is over. 25 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: For COVID like the flu here, it's listen, this pandemic 26 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: has in the economy trying to recover. Yeah, I'm gonna 27 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: need everybody in recovery moved. Now we can look at 28 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: these raises again once COVID is ow is that for 29 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: everybody else? Everybody? Let's just get to the frank here 30 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: it is waiting at the funeral. Come hello this Ryan. Hi, 31 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,799 Speaker 1: I'm trying to Ryan. Ryan. How are you doing? Hey, 32 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,959 Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm second. This is Josh. Josh is over 33 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: at the I want to be officials at the church 34 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: where you guys are getting married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how 35 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? They want to thank you all 36 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: for that too. Man. We we'll appreciate it. Good. Well. 37 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 1: We definitely hope to make you remember here soon or later, 38 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 1: since you guys are getting married. You know, hey, man, 39 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: you know I'm trying to get this work schedule changed up. 40 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. They got me working on 41 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: Sundays now, man, So so I tweaked at the mood 42 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: that around a little bit. I'll be there. Okay, listen, 43 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: we have a bit of a situation has come up. 44 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: We have some problems and miscommunication and it's definitely been 45 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: on the outside. Uh. They had your name Ryan down 46 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: here with your phone number as well as you're you're 47 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: as soon to be wife Sonya. They had her name here, 48 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: but we didn't want to call her with this. We 49 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 1: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and 50 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: see if it just makes you aware of what's going on. Okay, well, 51 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Man? There's been a mix up 52 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: on on scheduling. I don't know if you know such 53 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: the older make she passed away a week ago, and 54 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: you're not you're not a member of the church, so 55 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: you wouldn't know it. But she's one of the one 56 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: of the oldest members here at the church. Such the 57 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: older maid passed away. And what's going on? Is you 58 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the 59 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay, uh, agin, 60 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: Brother Wood, Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, brother Josh, um 61 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: hey man, we we we already got this thing emotion. Man, 62 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: we didn't stand now they have been a two hundred differentations. Man, 63 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: And I mean blessed and and and and I understand that, 64 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: but but but I mean, you know, she's there's no 65 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: way we could have moved it around down to figure Colum. 66 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: The funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in 67 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: the morning. So what I want what I wanted to 68 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 1: make you aware of, and I didn't want you to 69 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: tell your wife this, but the actual casket would be 70 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: in the Saintua but we will have it. Hold the 71 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: hold of man, are you serious? I look at y'all 72 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: need the mood this round. I don't know what y'all 73 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship all in the back 74 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: or something like that. Uh, Ryan. The only place we 75 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: can actually put the casket, and if we didn't put 76 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 1: it there, is in the actual room that you'll you'll 77 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: assume to be wife would be changing it. That's the 78 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: only place. Changing the room when they were dead bodies, 79 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: you can't. And you know what, I understood that. That's 80 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: the first thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, 81 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 1: let's just put the casket away. It goes for the 82 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,919 Speaker 1: funeral and we're gonna cover it up. And see basically 83 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: you actually getting can't even believe you can only with man, 84 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 1: look at and excuse my french man. Yeah, I know 85 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: I need to get back in the church, I really do. 86 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 1: But right now, Doug, this ain't going down like this. Man, 87 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: we didn't already pay the money. And first first, first 88 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 1: of all, first of all, you know she I don't 89 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 1: even feel like she may had to pay, you know, 90 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: to hold no wedding over at hut Hurt where she 91 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: paid times at. That's that's the first thing you know 92 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: that I ain't like that from the jumping. But I 93 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: wouldn't here to when women because she want her pastor 94 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 1: to marry us. And now you got to nerd to 95 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: tell me that's how we arrange something that for funeral 96 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,039 Speaker 1: gonna happen the same day as my wedding and my 97 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: wife's got to get dressed in the room with a 98 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 1: dead body. Well, no, we're not gonna put it in there. Bro. 99 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: I was like, I say, I'm putting that body the 100 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: first thing in the morning. I'm gonna put that body 101 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: in the right there in front of the bullpit, and 102 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: we're gonna cover it. Now, what you're getting out of 103 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: is you get more flowers because there's gonna be flowers 104 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: from the funeral. So I'm thinking that's probably gonna be 105 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: a little bit of a perk point. I just wanted 106 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: you to be where there's probably gonna be more people 107 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: than faith because some of the people that's gonna be 108 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: as wed and it's really for the funeral. A hold 109 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 1: of man, are you serious writing out? I mean, look 110 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: at doctor, I've been paid for the where that happened 111 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: at this church, man, Okay, ain't and no disrespect to 112 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: the lady that has passed, called blessed her family. I 113 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: ain't playing to not putting no dead body, having no 114 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: funeral as my wedding. Man. That's crazy down on the church. 115 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 1: She's a member of the church too. I don't give it. 116 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,720 Speaker 1: I don't be no member of the church. Man. I 117 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: been paid for this wed and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, 118 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: you buy six and putting the dead body it's my 119 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: wedding right. I need no disrespect. But the woman has passed. 120 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: She is not gonna get up. I mean, what is 121 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,919 Speaker 1: the problem. The problem is your called me with this 122 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: man the day before my wed and we didn't schedule 123 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 1: there six months ago. I got five thirty dollars on 124 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: this wed. Okay, and a you're gonna tell me that 125 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,359 Speaker 1: we got to show I will win with a funeral. 126 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: But the hellers on with you, man, Do you want 127 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: to have your winning at this church? I'll pay for them. 128 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: What you meant, I'm having the win, Okay. I tell 129 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: you what lit there about the up in the morning. 130 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: I wrote in the right out to the street, paying 131 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 1: y'all just things in front, and and and and throw 132 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: flowers like throwing rice. But we're gonna have a win 133 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: inside the same here tomorrow. I promise you that I care. 134 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: I care, not assure you that there won't be I 135 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: have no other place to put the body. Okay, well 136 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: i'll bet you find someone to put it if I 137 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: get that a mark. It's about it in there. There's 138 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: gonna be a couple of boutis in there. Name. You 139 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: got two choices to move that funeral or to reimburse 140 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: me back this thirty thousand dollars out of an hour 141 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: to spend those only two choices. I want to hear 142 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: about it. Meet me at the front door to night 143 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: with a thirty thousand dollar cash your check always said 144 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,119 Speaker 1: they had his wind up in the to Morrow Morning. 145 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: You heard me. I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all. 146 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: No jokes. That's wrong with y'all. Man, You can do 147 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: something else. Understand that nothing I don't want to get 148 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: from you. Man. All I'm saying is it's gonna be 149 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: a waiting at this church tomorrow without saying dead about it. 150 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Push it to the band. Man. 151 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 1: There's there's one more a bit of an issue that 152 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: I need to tell you. Also, what can be worse 153 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: than a dead about it? What issue can be worse 154 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 1: th dead? By that way, the man the issue, sir, 155 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: that is worse than the dead bodyals This is nephew 156 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: comment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your best man, 157 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 1: Jeff got me the prank phone. Call you what you 158 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: know the word Babe. The bitch man about to get 159 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 1: the best gloop when he can possibly get man playing. 160 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:46,959 Speaker 1: Then God lead the days is over. Uh, it is 161 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 1: to get the best beat down possible. Band. I'm telling you, hey, 162 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: one more question. What's the baddest radio show in the land? 163 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:59,680 Speaker 1: Ryan the Steve harb The Morning Show, Babe, alright, shortly 164 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: where in the funeral? Alright, King appreciate all the time, NA, 165 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: great job, Junior is always all right. Coming up next 166 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 1: in is a strawberry letter, and the subject is why 167 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 1: does he keep me around? We'll find out. We'll get 168 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve 169 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.