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Speaker 3: And Okay, this one was actually posted tour Instagram already,

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Speaker 3: Who cares Low flying helicopter sparks, massive crocodile orgy in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Sink your teeth into this wiley episode of the Bananas podcast.

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Speaker 1: Still world understand?

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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 3: Bana guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I'm

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Speaker 3: sitting here cross from the screenwriter of not only one,

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Speaker 3: but two films in Netflix's top two slots last week

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Speaker 3: and this week. Scotti landis Oh, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate you rooting me on because what a town,

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Speaker 2: what an industry. We picked the worst, and that right

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Speaker 2: there is everybody's favorite stand up comedian and my best bud,

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Speaker 2: Kurt Kurdie b Brown Owler. That's h Thank you those

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Speaker 2: keeping score at home.

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Speaker 3: And then my hot sauce will be called Kurt Brown

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Speaker 3: Owler's Hurt Brown Holer.

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Speaker 2: Woo spice.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking into it already. I'm going to get him

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Speaker 1: for merch.

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Speaker 2: Pucker up.

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Speaker 1: So just to remind everybody, we're going to see you

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Speaker 1: in November November in Richmond.

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Speaker 2: Can't wait for Richard, can't wait for the Paris of

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Speaker 1: That's what they always say. Baltimore, the pairs.

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Speaker 2: Of the North Atlantic, Pairs of the mid Atlantic. Everybody

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Speaker 2: knows that to be the city of Lights.

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Speaker 3: And then of course Brooklyn, the New York of the

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Speaker 2: The New York of the Brooklyn Borough. In Paris, Brooklyn,

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Speaker 2: you know, we're going to the Bellhouse. Baltimore, We're at

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Speaker 2: the Auto Bar. And Richmond the funny Bone. I have

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Speaker 1: I've never been in. I've never been inside a funny bone.

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Speaker 2: I have a Phillip Richmond to be the rowdiest one

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Speaker 2: I've really I think they are glad we're more than Baltimore.

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Speaker 2: Will be really fun, mostly because thirty five people from

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Speaker 2: my family are going to be there, So that'll be

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Speaker 2: that'll be a wild one for a different way. Might

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Speaker 2: keep the rate ofar stories in my back pocket for

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Speaker 2: that show. Might not. Yeah, maybe we all let everybody.

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Speaker 2: I'm a grown man. I can do whatever you do.

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Speaker 1: Whatever the hell you want.

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Speaker 3: And then of course December ninth, we're in Philadelphia. In

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Speaker 3: December tenth, we're in Pittsburgh, and of course December eighth,

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Speaker 3: I'll be in Philadelphia doing stand up the night before,

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Speaker 3: so you can come see that as well. That's at Helium,

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Speaker 3: and then of course in in Pittsburgh, wor the Improv's

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be great.

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Speaker 2: What a lot of these are our last five shows

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Speaker 2: of the year. Animals, come on out, bring your banking animals,

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Speaker 2: banging your bron animals.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be a while till we're back on the road.

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Speaker 3: It will because things are cranking back up for work here.

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Speaker 3: We gotta get you know, making things, and we gotta

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Speaker 3: get making things scotty but you know what, But enough

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Speaker 3: about these tours.

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Speaker 1: You know who I'm excited about. Tell me today's guest,

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Speaker 1: a very special guest.

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Speaker 2: Scotti.

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Speaker 3: Our guest today is an actor, podcast host, and activist.

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Speaker 3: You might know her from her roles on The Good Place,

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Speaker 3: Oh Yeah, or She Hulk, Oh Yeah, or her fantastic

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Speaker 3: podcast on mental health Way or her very funny podcast

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Speaker 3: called Bad Dates, which is so good and it's on

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Speaker 3: Wondery and I've been a guest. It's very fun. Please

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Speaker 3: welcome to the show, Jamie La Jammel. Hi, I'm good,

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Speaker 3: Thank you, it's good.

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Speaker 4: To see you, lovely to see you.

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Speaker 3: What a treat, What a wonderful day to talk about

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Speaker 3: strange news. Scotty and Jimus, have you guys know each other?

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Speaker 2: You know what? We met one time, and I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you when I was when I was the co head

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Speaker 2: But one time I was like in.

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Speaker 4: The LA office right when I came in, I think

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Speaker 4: I was doing like a maroon suit, and they showed

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Speaker 4: me a very strange version of the show.

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Speaker 2: That's right, guy, And so I was onto another job,

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Speaker 2: new York. And they just never saw you again. Oh no, Anyways,

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Speaker 2: she did a great job. You were awesome on that show.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. I loved that. I loved that show.

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Speaker 4: And I'm very sad we didn't get to come to

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Speaker 2: Now we're hanging pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: Dates are so funny.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. You're so funny on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, hush mouth.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, od you one for being so brilliant on the show.

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Speaker 3: See this is why you should do people's podcast guys.

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Speaker 3: Then Jimmie will come on your podcast. She's very kind,

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Speaker 4: No, not at all.

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Speaker 2: A bad date. I mean, Kurt, you have some legendarily

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Speaker 2: bad dates so that I can't wait to tune in

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Speaker 2: and hear which one you spoke.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Kurt.

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Speaker 4: Story is probably one of the best of the entire series.

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Speaker 4: Now I've now recorded almost all of them, and yours

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Speaker 4: is your episode is the standout, a standout horror shit show, right?

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Speaker 4: And why is that?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 4: Why are there so many? I thought I thought that

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Speaker 3: I just had a very wild time. That's because I

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Speaker 3: did this weird, very weird thing where I was with

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Speaker 3: So then in like and then that turned into much

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Speaker 4: Best women love that.

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Speaker 1: Women love that.

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Speaker 2: I was very upfront with everyone, and I blended right

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Speaker 4: I bet it was. It was very exciting for some

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Speaker 4: people who were just like, oh my god, this is

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Speaker 3: It was, yes, And it's also like, oh, this guy

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Speaker 1: That's right, Jamila, do you want to hear about this?

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Speaker 1: Uh these crocodiles?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Please imagine if you were not interested in strangers and

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 3: This title is low flying helicopter sparks massive crocodile orgy

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Speaker 3: in Australia. This was sent in by so many Banan animals.

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Speaker 3: I saw it first from Sarah Saul.

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Speaker 3: So the drop head is a Chinook helicopter flying above

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Speaker 3: friends he was recently triggered by an unlikely suspect. In Australia,

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Speaker 3: of course on our favorite website IFL Science, and it's

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Speaker 3: written by Jacqueline Kwan, who a lot of people we

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Speaker 2: She's great, She's great.

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Speaker 3: John Lever, owner of the farm, told ABC that the

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Speaker 3: Chinook pilots use his farm as a marker point to

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, it.

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Speaker 3: Is the fall of the robot is immediately where that

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Speaker 3: And so of course this is this website. Is I

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Speaker 3: into it. So what is it about low flying helicopters

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Speaker 2: Question? That is the question, her peto.

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Speaker 4: The question is do I now call my vagina my

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Speaker 2: You're allowed to call it whatever you want. There are

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Speaker 3: Also a great way to figure out if someone you're

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Speaker 4: Also, that's just that's the standalone clip now from this episode.

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Speaker 3: Herpetologist amazing name for people who like crocodiles. Mark O'Shea

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Speaker 3: from the University of Wolverhampton in the UK told Live science.

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Speaker 3: There are a few reasons why a helicopter helicopter might

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Speaker 3: spark a crocodile sex frenzy. One reason may be tied

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Speaker 3: incoming thunderstorm. Heavy rains are known to have an aphrodisiac

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Speaker 3: effect on many species of crocodilians, and saltwater crocodiles appear

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Speaker 3: to time mating so new how hatchlings do not drowned

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Speaker 3: during the thunderstorms with the hope that when their eggs

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Speaker 3: Does not say, but it must be months, right if

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Usually I come from London, which is just

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Speaker 4: that's why business.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, crocodile, All of the seas are just wet season one, two,

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Speaker 1: three or four? Are you enjoying the season? Three?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Long? In England, three weeks is the answer. The time

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Speaker 2: between mating and egg laying is three weeks for American alligators,

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Speaker 2: saltwater crocodiles, the mating behavior start. They legs four to

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Speaker 4: Wow, it is a reasonable pregnancy around.

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Speaker 1: They're also very small with BORI.

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Speaker 3: But the low flying helicopters rotors may produce the same

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Speaker 3: signals that tell crocodiles as storm is close. Crocodiles have

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Speaker 1: I imagine that the downdraft from a large, heavy helicopter

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Speaker 4: One would just pass out. It's mad Anyway. I have

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Speaker 1: It is, thank you, you have to do it in

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Speaker 4: Of them, type of ventilating in front of all of them,

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Speaker 3: That is so insane, because those speakers that that basically

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Speaker 4: Nothing like that has ever happened before I have, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I think that was one of my last ever DJK.

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Speaker 4: This ship isn't worth it, but I identify heavily with

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Speaker 1: All right, Scottie, give me another one.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'm happy to. Mikayla b sent this in Thank you,

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Speaker 2: mikayleb B. This was on k E TV seven ABC Nebraska.

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Speaker 2: Written by the best in the business. I mean, this

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Speaker 2: dude just types them better than anybody else.

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Speaker 1: Jake Anderson love Jake Anderson, Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: I have a I have a Google or for everything,

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Speaker 3: Jake writes, and when I see his name, it puts

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Speaker 2: That's right, Jump out of bed. Nebraska man recovering after

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Speaker 2: being hit by a deer while bicycling with his pet parrot.

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Speaker 2: Say it again, Nebraska man recovering after being hit by

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Speaker 4: Lighting it being like, you know, Butch Cassidy and the

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Speaker 4: and they're riding and it's the romantic dissimilar.

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Speaker 2: Actually kier Ney, Nebraska, the great kier Need Nebraska that

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Speaker 2: we all know exactly where that is. Nebraska man is

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Speaker 2: recovering after a wild crash. The Bike List bicyclist said

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Speaker 2: with his pet parrot. Jeff, the details actually get better,

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Speaker 2: Jeff Morgan said, you could.

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Speaker 3: Just say that sentence seven more times than I would

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Speaker 2: Jeff Morgan said he often goes for a moonlight bike

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Speaker 4: Well, this man is sucking his parent.

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Speaker 2: Straight up. Yes, But on his last ride Friday night,

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Speaker 2: Morgan said he saw a flash of brown, then woke

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Speaker 2: It almost it almost sailed right into me. He said.

442
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 2: It was in a dead full run. I think because

443
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 2: it must have jumped and it literally landed right on me.

444
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 2: Morgan said, it's like being struck by lightning. What are

445
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,719
Speaker 2: the chances of them?

446
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, grow up, grows du rides. This dude rides with

447
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 3: a parent. This dude's totally been hit by lightning. He's

448
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 3: everything weird as appened to this guy.

449
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 4: But I'm imagining the shot of him then being propelled,

450
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 4: probably into the sky with the parrot of like eat.

451
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 2: He has bruised up of him. He took it to

452
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 2: the face. I mean, this deer laid his ass out ginormous.

453
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 4: He's so lucky that he didn't.

454
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 1: Get like, yeah, if it had landed on his head

455
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: or anything, chest I.

456
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 4: Think that's Jesus taking the wheel about his relationship with

457
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 4: his parrot.

458
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.

459
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 3: I mean, if it was, wouldn't he have gotten more injured?

460
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 3: This is more like saying, like your parents saved your

461
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 3: life because he pecked at you.

462
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: The strength is the bond it is.

463
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:38,199
Speaker 2: Jeff Morgan walked, walked to the nearest campsite, where he

464
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: then got a ride home. He then eventually went to

465
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 2: the emergency room to be checked out and is expected

466
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: to make a full recovery. The bird was uninjured. Lucy

467
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 2: the bird.

468
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 4: Yes, we were holding out to hear about the bird.

469
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 4: What about the poor deer? Did the deer make it?

470
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: I think the deer made it. I think the deer

471
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 2: just got a great story out of it and just

472
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 2: charged off until.

473
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, the deer is telling the story on its own.

474
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 3: I remember once I was walking Griffith Park and it's

475
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 3: like the top I think I've told this story before,

476
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 3: but the top of the right hand side there was

477
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 3: like this side goes down and then the other side

478
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 3: goes like straight up and a deer And I've never

479
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 3: seen deer in Griffith Park, but it was a buck

480
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 3: and it was big. Something must have been chasing it,

481
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 3: but it just ran and it was maybe one foot

482
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 3: in front of me, but then jumped from the edge

483
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 3: all the way over like a fire road. That we

484
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 3: were like walking on so it's probably like a sixteen

485
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: feet wide foot road, jumped in the air in front

486
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 3: of us, like seven feet over our heads, and then

487
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 3: landed on the downhill slope and just kept going like

488
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 3: through through like chaparrals.

489
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 4: It must have been that what's it called, like P

490
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 4: ninety two or whatever?

491
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: That Oh yeah, chasing it right? Yeah, yeah, rip rip.

492
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 4: I know that's a that's so exciting that that's happening.

493
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: There.

494
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 3: That's great there, Zelda, my dog was going like trying

495
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 3: to chase after it, and I was like, this is

496
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 3: you die?

497
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, just flying off the cliff. That's one of the

498
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 4: worst road accidents I've ever heard of.

499
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever had?

500
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 4: Have you ever had like a strange animal infused road accident?

501
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 4: I got? I got? I mean I I ran away

502
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 4: from a bee into the road and got hit by

503
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 4: a car into another car. I did.

504
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sorry.

505
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 4: How pretty bad, pretty bad defining moment in my life. Yeah,

506
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 4: broke my back, but also then became even more afraid

507
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 4: of bees. Of course, I already was like so afraid

508
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 4: of bees because of my girl and because I'm allergic

509
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 4: and refused to ever just remember to bring an EpiPen

510
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 4: anywhere with me. I just ran into the I run

511
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 4: into traffic instinctively. Still to this veried, so yeah.

512
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 2: To get allergic.

513
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 4: No, I'm allergic to bees and wasps, but I and

514
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 4: I didn't have my epipene on me. But I also

515
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 4: just a harrowed by them. They freaked me out more

516
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 4: than anything else. I can't even I didn't even watch

517
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 4: Yellow Jackets, which apparently has nothing to do with bees,

518
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 4: but they had a wasp on the cup or a bee,

519
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 4: a yellow jacket, your wasp or whatever on the posters.

520
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 4: So I just swore off the show. And I've heard

521
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 4: that it's amazing and that Melanie Lynsky is incredible in it.

522
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,239
Speaker 4: But I have such a huge issue with bees and

523
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 4: wasps that I can't stop assaciating it, so I haven't

524
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 4: yet watched it. I'm a crazy person. Has that come

525
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 4: across yet?

526
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: Break your back to avoid being stung by a bee?

527
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

528
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 4: Had I known, maybe I would have taken my chances

529
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 4: with the bee. But I don't know what it is

530
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 4: about them. I think it's just how old control I

531
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 4: was seventeen, maybe just before my seventeenth birthday.

532
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh what part of your back did.

533
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 4: You break just the bottom near the sacer eliac.

534
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: Like the like the three bar vertebrae. Yeah, that's the

535
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: ones I broke. I broke the three lumbars.

536
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 4: How long did it take you to recover?

537
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: It was probably about it. It was a year. But

538
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 1: I never had to re bed.

539
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 2: I could.

540
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 3: I just couldn't, like go move more than a walk.

541
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 3: In eighth grade, I've got it. I had to walk everywhere.

542
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 4: So mine is my recovery takes a lot longer than

543
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 4: normal people. But I really shattered my sock rediacs. They

544
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 4: had to kind of like piece it back together. But

545
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 4: I it was fine because I watched TV twenty four

546
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 4: hours a day and I was being led at school,

547
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 4: so I kind of it was you know, I was

548
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 4: on like very strong morphine, which is you know, like

549
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 4: in the Heroin family. And I still refer to it

550
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 4: as one of the if not the best years of

551
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 4: my life. So everyone brings you great food. No one

552
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 4: brings you like a salad.

553
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: You know.

554
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 4: During that time, everyone brought me great food. No one

555
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 4: said no to anything, you know, So either than the

556
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 4: lack of privacy and going to the toilet alone, that

557
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 4: was the only bad part. But I was high, so

558
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 4: I don't remember it was. It was an incredible time.

559
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: That's yeah, don't cry for me on No, there were trails.

560
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: I lived kind of near the woods and we would

561
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: bake trails and people would ride mountain bikes and peop

562
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 2: would ride ATVs around and we found this vine one day,

563
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: my best friend and I and we were like, whoa,

564
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: this could be something. So we walk up. We steal

565
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: his mother's butcher knife, like a squared off butcher knife,

566
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: and we chopped the bottom of the vine free and

567
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: then you could run down this hill with a vine

568
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 2: and swing out and it was incredible and we did

569
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: it for like three days.

570
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: It was just the most you would just swing out.

571
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: There was no water below it.

572
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 4: This is why this is the sort of thing which

573
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 4: is why they say that men have a lower life expectance.

574
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, lower everything, lower, lower. So all these older guys,

575
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 2: so I was probably eleven twelve something like that, but

576
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 2: we told all the young kids and we'd all ride

577
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: our bikes out the woods and yeah, you'd run out,

578
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: you'd kind of sail over the lower brush tree and

579
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 2: then come back out.

580
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 4: It was really that's like, stand by me, that's incredible.

581
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: It was so this these older guys find out like

582
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 2: that the teen and this one dude. There were these

583
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: two drug dealer dudes that used to hang out with

584
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: the teenagers. And so now there's like a thirty year

585
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 2: old guy hanging out with all of us, and this

586
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: guy Pat, this guy that was our neighbor who is

587
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: an absolute psycho and again hanging out with I was

588
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 2: eleven ish. He goes to do it and he hits

589
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 2: his foot on a stump, like just a sheared tree,

590
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: and he's like fuck that, and he like walks away,

591
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: and we're like, okay, there goes Pat. Glad we don't

592
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: have to see him for the rest of the day.

593
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 2: And then he comes back with a chainsaw and he

594
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 2: decides he's gonna cut this stump down. So the bigger,

595
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: the heavier guys that pull the vine down more can

596
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: have the same wonderful boyish experience as the rest. With

597
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: a chainsaw, yeah stump. So it's like a tree that

598
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: was probably as big, if you like put your arms

599
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: out in a circle as a big tree that somebody

600
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: had cut years earlier. And so that made the clearing

601
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: in the woods for the vine to be able to swing, you.

602
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 4: Know, you just love a thirty year old man who

603
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 4: hangs around with eleven year olds with a chainsaw.

604
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right this Maryland Baby, Yeah, Maryland Baby.

605
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 2: I wrote a movie about it. It's called Blah. And

606
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: so so he cuts this thing down and we're all

607
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 2: standing back. That's pretty cool. Also when you're eleven twelve

608
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 2: years old, to see anybody operateor chains all your love course,

609
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 2: hell yeah. And he cut that thing open, Jamila, and

610
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: it was full of hornets. He cut a stump full

611
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: of bees. We got stung. I was very fast and

612
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: I saw what was happening, and I was at the

613
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: head of the pack of about a dozen of us

614
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: aged seven to thirty, the slower kids. This kid that

615
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 2: we called peanut Butter because he always said chocolate around

616
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 2: his mouth. Again, I don't I don't make these kids say.

617
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,959
Speaker 3: Also love that you say seven to thirty, It was

618
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: seven to twelve and then one thirty.

619
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, there were some teenagers. And so there was

620
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 2: a guy wearing wrestling shoes like the wrestling boots that

621
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: high school wrestlers wear, which has zero traction. So when

622
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: he started to run, he just ran out of his

623
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 2: own feet and just fell. So he's getting annihilated. People

624
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: are screaming like it's war like. Yes, people are screaming.

625
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: They're getting hit so much. I get two, I get

626
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: two beastings, one on my back and one on my leg.

627
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: This kid Peanut got like I mean, maybe forty beastings.

628
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: Pat who is chainsawing his arms, just gets swarmed. I mean, imagine,

629
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: it's funny. It kind of incorporates both stories. It's like

630
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: the vibration and sound of a chainsaw, it's gonna fire

631
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 2: up these bees. And then he just.

632
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 4: Started fucking Yeah.

633
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: So I slowed down to watch that. Then the best

634
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: starts singing me again, and then I orgas him so

635
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: many times that a farmer comes over and asks me

636
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: to djit. So I make it to the house first.

637
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 2: My best friend Kyle at the time, also very fast

638
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: on the faster side of the group, gets their second.

639
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: His brother gets in locks the door, so that everybody's

640
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: outside the house being attacked by wasp.

641
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 4: Why do they fucking chase?

642
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: Why he never stop?

643
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: They're so mad? Horn it's are the only ones that

644
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah.

645
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: So there's like ten people rolling around in the grass

646
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 2: like they're on fire, spraying each other with the hose.

647
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: People are swatting on their face, and then the triage

648
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: was this woman Marcy is putting toothpaste and benadryl like

649
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 2: on in band aids. And then I guess a few

650
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: rip cigarettes open and put tobacco and beastings. It helps

651
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: numb it or it does something. And there are kids

652
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: with forty fifty sixty beastings. People are like calling their

653
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: parents about getting EpiPens. And there's fucking Pat running with

654
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 2: a chainstall still reving, just getting stung night and day.

655
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: And I got two because I got to the house first.

656
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: Oh what effect happened?

657
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 3: Balloons just happened a second two balloons.

658
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that's how I tell stories. Just

659
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: how did that? I don't know.

660
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 3: So everyone just so everyone knows, we're on zoom and

661
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Speaker 3: Scotty just had two, held two up to.

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Speaker 1: Then digital balloons just came over his face.

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Speaker 2: They celebrate didn't be only having two beast things. They're like,

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Speaker 2: way to go, Champ, you were fast as a youth.

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Speaker 1: That was so weird.

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Speaker 4: I'm really glad everyone else saw that. I was like, okay,

667
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Speaker 4: the drugs have kicked in.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, well, well we'll figure it out on the

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Speaker 3: second half of this fine, fine, and fantastic episode of

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Speaker 3: Bananas Bananas, and we're back Scottie, you got any shout

671
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Speaker 3: outs before we get right back in it too with

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Speaker 3: our fantastic guest.

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Speaker 2: I sure do. Thanks everybody for sending the shout outs

674
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Speaker 2: to The Banana's podcast at Instagram. No birthdays, no anniversaries, please.

675
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: Danielle wants to shout herself out after a tough year

676
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: and a sudden divorce after fourteen years of marriage. She

677
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 2: just closed on her house, which allows her to keep

678
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: her kids in the same schools, and she'll be very

679
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 2: proud to be a single mom and make all these

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Speaker 2: single mom accomplishments happen.

681
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: So good as a son of single mom, as.

682
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: Good for you. Mary Kate Left, which sounds like a

683
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: character name, but is this real human beings name. Wants

684
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 2: to shout out her boyfriend Paul, who bought tickets to

685
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Speaker 2: our Bananas live in Baltimore. Curdie b Ah. He's going

686
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 2: through fire Academy. She's in grad school. They're both stressed

687
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 2: out of their minds and they could use a few loughs.

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Speaker 1: She just happen, It'll happen.

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Speaker 2: We guarantee. At least one laugh at our Baltimore show.

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00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 2: Katie Cakessian again, great name, Katie Cokkessian wants to shout

691
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Speaker 2: out her little bananamal Son. Ben, he loves the bananas

692
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: because he loves our prayer candle.

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Speaker 4: Curt Okay, Well, he can't listen to this episode. He's

694
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 4: gonna put wrning at the top of this one.

695
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 2: Not for Ben Ben proof. Ben was a COVID baby,

696
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 2: so he hasn't had a ton of socialization with other kids,

697
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 2: but he's been so brave and excited about it. Mom

698
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 2: and Dad are proud of you. Ben and Ben. When

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00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,720
Speaker 2: he takes bubble baths in the bathtub, he says, we've

700
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: got bubbles.

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00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: Yes, we've got bubble.

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00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: Jamilla, have you ever been to.

703
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 4: Dubai once for about six hours.

704
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: Kurt and I have told a story about the nightclubs

705
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: there that can't say that they have alcohol, but they

706
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Speaker 2: can say we've got bubbles.

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Speaker 3: So it sounds like just creepy, creepy radio advertisements going

708
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 3: come on down, we've got bubbles.

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Speaker 2: Three year old Ben in the bathtub. He's saying, we've

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Speaker 2: got bubbles. Last but not least, Sorry, CURTI b last

711
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: but not least. This one's very cool and Ben can

712
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 2: listen to this one too. D wants to congratulate his

713
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 2: fiance A for bringing five brand new Cheetah cubs into

714
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Speaker 2: the world last week. This brings her total to fifty

715
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Speaker 2: Cheetah cubs, which is significant because there are only seven

716
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 2: thousand cheetahs in the world. Wow, oh my god, that

717
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 2: is a big number. And D can't wait to marry A,

718
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 2: the bringer of cheat life at the end of October

719
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Speaker 2: in Philadelphia.

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Speaker 1: Oh wonderful.

721
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: I would have thought they were called kittens, but I

722
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: am a buffoon, so Cheeta cubs. Good work, A, and

723
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Speaker 2: congrats on the wedding, guys.

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Speaker 3: Yay, congrats, And of course we are here with the

725
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 3: fantastic and wonderful.

726
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Speaker 4: Did you guys hear that insane Hollywood rumor that's been

727
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 4: going around for about a decade about the very very

728
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 4: very famous a lister male So apparently the sky he

729
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 4: on his birthday rents out an island full of handsome

730
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 4: young men, and these young men know what they're signing

731
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 4: up for. Sexy island with lots of nice food and drinks.

732
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 4: But he likes to lower down from a helicopter into

733
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 4: the island and then everyone has to run and he

734
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 4: gets to chase them, and if he catches you, he

735
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 4: gets to have sex with you. So you are fully

736
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 4: informed beforehand that that's what that is, and I don't

737
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 4: think it's a surprise for anyone. You're probably gonna have

738
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 4: to cut this out of the episode. It's my favorite

739
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 4: Hollywood story. I'm not going to say who it's about

740
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 4: because I don't want to get sued, but it's a very,

741
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 4: very famous and popular story in LA. Have you heard

742
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 4: it before.

743
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: I mean that story about Ronald Reagan.

744
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, generational talent after Ronald turned present.

745
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hung games. I like birthday games.

746
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 2: I like those stories. I like when you hear those

747
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh boy, and then you also see

748
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 2: the minor version, Like the first time I ever went to

749
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 2: Chateau MArmand people just for dinner, People like, do you

750
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: see him be famous? I'm like, you know what I did.

751
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 2: I saw Bensio del Toro. He came down in a

752
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: robe and slippers, got takeout food, looked around the tables,

753
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 2: and then walked back to the elevator and went right

754
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 2: back up. I'm like, that's the celebrity sighting.

755
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 4: Yes, ghost celebrity sightings there. Apparently, apparently there's one of

756
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 4: the cabanas where if you look in the mirror you

757
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 4: can see Montgomery Clift. I fucking shit myself. I have

758
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 4: no desire. No, he's a very handsome, sweet man, but

759
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 4: I have no desire.

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00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 3: It also makes a lot of sense because it is

761
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 3: it is the hotel of choice for drug parties, So

762
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 3: you're gonna see a lot of You're gonna see a

763
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 3: lot of ghosts that night, all of the ghosts.

764
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Speaker 4: Can you imagine anyone more annoying than celebrity ghosts?

765
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Speaker 2: Yes?

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00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,959
Speaker 1: The worst. Really want you to want to be seen? Yeah, hey,

767
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: hey can you see me?

768
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 4: How do I look?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 4: I can't. No, thank you?

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00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 2: Oh ghost of Robin Williams walked into your house. You're like,

772
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 2: oh god, it off.

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Speaker 4: The only one. I'd be okay with it, but these

774
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 4: motherfuckers like, no, thank you.

775
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 3: All right, we have we have time for maybe one

776
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: or two more. Do you want to get into one.

777
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 4: I'm going to try and stop telling sex stories.

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Speaker 3: Go. This one's not gonna help you. No, no, no,

779
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. It's I'm just gonna hear it is

780
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 3: homicidal Winnie the Pig movie shown to Miami.

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Speaker 1: Springs school children.

782
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 3: This was in the Miami New Times, written by Theo

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Speaker 3: Courant Salas.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love THEO.

785
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,959
Speaker 3: Koran Sallus's writing is the best in the biz, really good.

786
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 3: The drop headline is oh, bother Winnie the Pooh went

787
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Speaker 3: on a murderous rampage in full view of fourth graders.

788
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 3: Here it is counseling was offered to fourth grade students

789
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 3: after a teacher showed them a slasher fick depicting the

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00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 3: beloved children's book characters Winnie the Pooh and Piglet on

791
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 3: a murderous rampage. In Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey,

792
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 3: the once lovable honey obsessed Bear turns Ferrell after his bestie,

793
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: Christopher Robin leaves for college, and raged by Robin's abandonment,

794
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 3: Pooh and Piglet develop a seething hatred for humanity. First off,

795
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 3: amazing idea for a movie I love.

796
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 4: I would watch this movie.

797
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 3: I watched the trailer and the trailer is like before

798
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 3: you start seeing all of the blood and gore, which

799
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: is not my favorite thing.

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Speaker 4: Cartoon or is it a live action?

801
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: Is live action and before God Mask.

802
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 3: The opening segment is Christopher Robin and his fiance coming

803
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 3: back to the hundred Acre Wood and they and it's

804
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 3: just been devastated and like every and like they're just

805
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 3: seeing like Rue is.

806
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: Dead, like everybody's dead. Uh and uh. And it's just

807
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: like them walking around a creepy, abandoned village and then

808
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Pooh and Piglets show up. I

809
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: don't know.

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00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 4: I don't know about sharing the IP of these classic

811
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 4: children's things, because then it could be Winnie the Pooh,

812
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 4: the porn.

813
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: No, it is exists, that's out there, that's out everything

814
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: about public domains. Yeah, I'll google it right now. Okay,

815
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Speaker 1: I have no fear of what I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: shown after.

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00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 2: You to picture. Sure. There's a whole group of people

818
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 2: that find Shrek attractive, and there is a whole website

819
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 2: dedicated to women that find Shrek very attractive. I learned

820
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 2: about this about two months ago.

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Speaker 1: Yep, oh yeah, there, that's yep. That's yep.

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00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 4: What is he doing to Piglet?

823
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 2: It's very upsetting, that's very upsetting. What is he doing?

824
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 4: What's wrong with people?

825
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

826
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 4: Already he was lightly naked from the waist down so

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Speaker 4: I can see where the process begins.

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Speaker 2: He's halfway there, yeah, Donald.

829
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Speaker 1: Is yeah, and that is rule thirty four.

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Speaker 2: So well, also before we jump on and I don't

831
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: we don't have to talk about this one if you don't.

832
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 2: But I saw Kurt do a performance once with just

833
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: the top half of a suit on in New York City.

834
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: No, but wait, are you talking about Alec Ballswin?

835
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 3: No, okay, because there was another bit this multiple time

836
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 3: I saw that there was a different bit. Alec Baldswin

837
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 3: was an Alec Baldwin mask where his mouth was cut through,

838
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 3: and then he just loved to eat cream pies, so

839
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 3: there was a lot of cream pies on stage. It

840
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 3: was back in the day I was in my early twenties.

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00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 2: It was experimental and beautiful.

842
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: The one I don't know what you're talking about.

843
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 2: It was you came out and you did early stand

844
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: up wearing only a suit top. You kept saying, this

845
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: is my suit top. And you had a suit, a

846
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 2: shirt and a tie, no pants, no shoes, no underwear.

847
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 2: And every time you would like point and like raise

848
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 2: an arm or whatever, like your suit would lift a

849
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 2: little bit and the audience would have a little peekaboo

850
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 2: moment of their own.

851
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 4: How are you not on some sort of offenders register

852
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 4: for that.

853
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 3: Because it was it was like the late nineties or

854
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 3: early two thousands.

855
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: It was pretty typical all the time. There was a time.

856
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 4: What made it come in that you can't even pee

857
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 4: on the street here, this great transition, k you can't.

858
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 2: No.

859
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 3: I just love that the UK, in London especially, it

860
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 3: is everywhere.

861
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 4: Oh, it's crazy, it's insane. My dogs fucking love England

862
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 4: because obviously dogs love piss, and so they can't get enough,

863
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 4: they can't get off. They're exhausted after such a short

864
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 4: walk because they get exhausted from just sniffing so much,

865
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 4: and they come out of there.

866
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 5: It's so foul, it's so disgusting, and it's so weird

867
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 5: like that that we have urinals literally in the middle

868
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 5: of like the equivalent of Times Square, just out there.

869
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 4: And then the rest of the time they actually took

870
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 4: it away because they realized people were still just choosing.

871
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 1: To peel on the wall but instead of in the urinal.

872
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really wild. A friend of mine moved out

873
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 4: of London officially when she found a human shit outside

874
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 4: of her bin outside and she was like, nope, London

875
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 4: has fallen.

876
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: Time to go to the country.

877
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: One time I went to October. First, I was in

878
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 2: Munich and I was with these women and these two

879
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 2: women from Hamburg, and I was like, I'm sorry, Americans

880
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 2: come here and get drunk and act like assholes. And

881
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, we don't mind the Americans. We mind

882
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: the Brits because they piss all over everything, and the

883
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: Aussies come and start fistfights all the time. And I

884
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 2: was like, thank you, thank you so much. We're slightly

885
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: above the guys that piss everywhere and the guys that

886
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 2: punch each other in the face after two big beers.

887
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: Thank you.

888
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 3: We just wear big puffy jackets and continually ask for directions.

889
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 4: Seriously, what happened? Why did the why did the dick

890
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 4: become illegal? Like not the but why did body parts

891
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 4: become illegal? Because even nipples aren't out.

892
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 3: Uh Protestant people's I think there's a lot of reasons,

893
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 3: and I've wondered as well, but I think, you know,

894
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 3: part of it is that, like, you know, this country

895
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 3: was founded by religious zelots.

896
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 4: No I know, but where were they in the nineties,

897
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 4: Like how did everyone get to thee.

898
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: You it just like trickles in oh uh oh. It

899
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: was New York City like pre nine to.

900
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 2: Eleven, pretty pretty real, and yeah it was.

901
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 4: Pretty crazy, right nine eleven changed a lot goodness.

902
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: Then Rudy Giuliani was the psyche. Now would you say crazy?

903
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 4: Would you say that that is the only reason you

904
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 4: now wear pants during comedy?

905
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Speaker 2: Great question? You have to smart.

906
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 3: No, I I would say that what Scotty is referring

907
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 3: to was it a late night comedy show that it did?

908
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 2: Once they were either forget it seared into mind. I

909
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: was like, I looked at him, I'm like, bananas. We

910
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 2: need a podcast called bananas.

911
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 3: It was like, you know, that was all it was

912
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 3: always about, like what what's the bounds that can we

913
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 3: find the edge of what is allowed to be done

914
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: on this stage? And that was kind of what everyone

915
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 3: was trying to do at that time.

916
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 4: I thought, you found it. It sounds amazing of the edge.

917
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 3: All right, we did find the edge. Scotty, give us

918
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 3: one more to send us home. We got five minutes.

919
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 2: How about this sweet one? Since we've done all sorts

920
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 2: of insane O once got Sarah sent this in Thank

921
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 2: you got Sarah I'm.

922
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 4: Still ruin this one.

923
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, impossible to ruin this one. My Modern

924
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: met which is a real website that real people look

925
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 2: at sometimes, My modern met dot com. Yes, yeah, Margarita

926
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 2: Cole is the writer. It's like a sort of art

927
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 2: world feel good. It's more it's like an elevated news

928
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 2: or art world. I think it's like the Metropolitan kind

929
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: of thing.

930
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 4: Yea better than me.

931
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 2: I'm not even on the same arena. I'm out the front.

932
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Speaker 1: My Modern mat Yeah, that's what puts me.

933
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got it. HiT's my ring. What is

934
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: this writer, Margarita Cole?

935
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's such a beautiful name. Marguerita Cole

936
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 3: best in the.

937
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: Bi husband plants one point two million sunflowers across eighty

938
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Speaker 2: acres to surprise his wife on their fiftieth anniversary. Two million,

939
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 2: one point two million pressed husband plants one point two

940
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 2: million sun flowers across eighty acres to surprise his wife

941
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Speaker 2: on their fiftieth anniversary. She is allergic to suners. Ironically,

942
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 2: it's a lot of bees for you, that's right, you

943
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 2: know that.

944
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Speaker 4: Like my poor, my poor boyfriend, every like going he's been.

945
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Speaker 4: We had to house hunt for like three years because

946
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Speaker 4: anywhere that had too much forestation near it, I was like, bees,

947
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 4: too many bees. All I can see when I look at.

948
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Speaker 1: Everywhere is just is the potential for bees?

949
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 4: Potential for bees? Yeah? Sorry, okay, so he so he

950
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 4: planted one point two million. Can't he just give her

951
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 4: the money? Take her on holiday to the mold eves?

952
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's right?

953
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 4: How long have they even last?

954
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 2: Let's find out here. Every anniversary is special. Yep. The

955
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 2: number of years people are married also have a corresponding gift.

956
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: For example, twenty five years of marriage. Just so years?

957
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 4: No more?

958
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Speaker 2: Kurt, I love these websites that are like have you

959
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 2: ever heard of marriage before? Let me explain it in

960
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 2: four paragraphs. Lee Wilson planted one point two million sunflowers

961
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 2: across eighty acres to surprise his wife, Renee. The result

962
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 2: of his planning and labor worked in a video as

963
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: the yellow field looks like a magical site. There are

964
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Speaker 2: about fifteen thousand flowers per acre, making the blooms seem

965
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 2: almost endless, and Renee was over the moon with her

966
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 2: husband's thoughtful gift. Quote, it made me feel very special.

967
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 2: It couldn't have been more perfect anniversary grift than a

968
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Speaker 2: field of sunflowers. She loved them, but yeah, yeah, Maldives. Yeah.

969
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 4: Also, who has eighty acres of land?

970
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:38,959
Speaker 2: Also?

971
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Speaker 3: Who has eighty flat acres that you can see all

972
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 3: at the same time, Like, that's a huge amount of land.

973
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 3: Why does it have to be so many? I mean,

974
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Speaker 3: I love him and it's very nice. He made a

975
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Speaker 3: monoculture out of a wild place. Like I that's wonderful.

976
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 2: I liked it.

977
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: We're really shitting on this, dude.

978
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: It shows where we are on Friday the thirteenth. It's

979
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: really being like, ooh, I hope they choke on those petals.

980
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 2: It lines them with their golden sunlight.

981
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: But it's delightful. Man, nice man.

982
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 4: I'm English. I hear that kind of story, and I'm

983
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:19,240
Speaker 4: just like, what a prick? I but that child? Ben

984
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 4: really can't listen to this episode?

985
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 2: Can I.

986
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 4: Go back to bed? Ben?

987
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

988
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 4: I'm not really that into flowers as well, so I

989
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 4: think that's why I have a volatile reaction.

990
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 2: I'm just like, that's fine. I like snacks.

991
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 4: I like snacks, you know what I mean. I like

992
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 4: snacks or like like a trip away somewhere. I'm not

993
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 4: a big flowers.

994
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 1: Just one point two million bags of sun chips.

995
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 4: You'd like, yes, exactly, exactly tasty, But that's you know,

996
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 4: it's nice, it's nice.

997
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: It's nice of them. Yeah, fifty years of marriage. They

998
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 2: met when they were teenagers in high school. They couldn't

999
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 2: date until she was sixteen, own her sixteenth birthday.

1000
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 4: I don't know at least she was sixteen.

1001
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking. Is this guy he was seventy

1002
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 2: two when they met, which is really remarkable after fifty.

1003
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: Years, she's one hundred and thirty two now.

1004
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, their first date was a roller skating party in Harper, Kansas.

1005
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 2: So that's where they are there in Kansas, where that's

1006
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 2: eighty acres. It's just slug in anything that'll grow, blah

1007
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 2: blah blah. The field of sunflowers will be in bloom

1008
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 2: for two weeks, jumilla, that's how long they last. Two weeks.

1009
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 2: I will believe pissed.

1010
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: Where is my holiday? Like? Take take her to Paris,

1011
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 4: take her to the mel Daves.

1012
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 2: Take her to Kansas, to Harper. Two weeks, two weeks

1013
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 2: of sunflowers, one point two million sunflowers, all that work

1014
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 2: for fourteen days of I guess yellowy beauty, beauty it

1015
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 2: is will be beautiful monsters.

1016
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 4: But also if we just think about it, like how

1017
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 4: long is she supposed to stay that?

1018
00:52:59,440 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

1019
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 4: It's not their land, it's not on their land. She

1020
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 4: doesn't like open the curtain and I look there, so

1021
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 4: she's just like there. It's like about as long as

1022
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 4: you visit a grave, do you know what I mean?

1023
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: Like it's like, yeah, we'll report.

1024
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: Back if they reach anniversary fifty one. It sounds what

1025
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 2: would you.

1026
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 4: Like, how long would you stay? You know what I mean?

1027
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 4: Like you have the moment you see it, you have

1028
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 4: a nice picnic make out, maybe a cheeky fingering, but

1029
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 4: then really it's just really Then after a while you're like,

1030
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 4: I am good, and then you want to come back

1031
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 4: again tomorrow and she's like sure, sure.

1032
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: The second day it's a little shorter trip. The second day.

1033
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 4: The third day presented myself very well. In the last

1034
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 4: hour you have I've proved a bitch, a coward, a

1035
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 4: gossip fun exciting.

1036
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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming on, bananas. Do you

1037
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 3: want to plug anything before you go?

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00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 4: I have two podcasts, two very very different podcasts, ones

1039
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Speaker 4: called Bad Dates, in which Thankfully, I don't do most

1040
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 4: of the talking. My funny guests, people like Cut himself

1041
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 4: have come on the podcast, and Conan and all kinds

1042
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 4: of amazing funny people where we talk about the worst

1043
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 4: and silliest dates people have ever had. And then I

1044
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 4: have another podcast called Iwey, which is more serious and

1045
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 4: about like mental health and neurology, and I talk to

1046
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:23,399
Speaker 4: scientists and activists and all kinds of fascinating people from

1047
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 4: all over the world. So those are the two things

1048
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 4: I would say come and check out. Other than that,

1049
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 4: I'm incredibly irritating on social media. So there you go,

1050
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 4: come find me there. Thank buck up your dash, thank you,

1051
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 4: thank you for having me. Sorry for everything I said.

1052
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1054
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 2: The She Banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

1058
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern