Speaker 1: He's Brig and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: Second Day Podcast. And who knew throwing yourself your own
Speaker 1: wedding where you marry yourself would.
Speaker 2: Be so controversial? Very true. I think it's a father
Speaker 2: daughter dance that got a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did see a few comments in that one
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm referring to yesterday's brand new second Date.
Speaker 1: We do have a brand new textual healing coming up
Speaker 1: in just a minute, but we want to go over
Speaker 1: some thoughts and feelings in our comments section about what
Speaker 1: happened on yesterday's show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a lot of like, as soon as
Speaker 3: she was manifesting, I checked.
Speaker 1: Out people are into manifesting.
Speaker 2: It's a negative thing, I guess.
Speaker 3: So that's what a lot said about her wedding. But
Speaker 3: then a lot of people said she needs to recaption
Speaker 3: her photos as saying a self love photo show. More
Speaker 3: like about that.
Speaker 4: I think about if she captioned it help.
Speaker 2: This is just a good example if we don't need
Speaker 2: to post everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like keep the photos for yourself awesome,
Speaker 1: But she.
Speaker 4: Had a wedding you would want to post her because it.
Speaker 2: Looks so good. True.
Speaker 3: Oh and this one. If she's paying for the second wedding,
Speaker 3: sign me up.
Speaker 5: You know she's obviously very successful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know there's somebody for everybody. All right, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for always participating. We're getting your brand new
Speaker 1: textual healing started now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: If you get a text from an unknown number, normally
Speaker 5: you just reported as junk block and delete it forget
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Even if I get a text from Brook, I report
Speaker 5: it junk block.
Speaker 4: Delete okay, report that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is not funny, write me back.
Speaker 5: One of our listeners got a message from a mystery
Speaker 5: phone number, but what it said was too juicy to
Speaker 5: toss away. In fact, it's very clear that they know
Speaker 5: each other really, and he has to get to the
Speaker 5: bottom of who is sending them because if he doesn't,
Speaker 5: he might miss out on a sweet opportunity. You're gonna
Speaker 5: hear it in a brand new textual healing right after
Speaker 5: this textual healing textual there is one place that we
Speaker 5: need you to be touching right now, Jeff. It is
Speaker 5: not on each other or even on yourself. It's on
Speaker 5: your phones.
Speaker 6: Yay.
Speaker 5: Yes, we want you to move those fingers. Ever so
Speaker 5: gently and prepared to type out a message that feels
Speaker 5: oh so right.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to ask for my phone
Speaker 1: consent when you talk about it that way.
Speaker 5: That's right, I'll unlock you with my eyes. Because it's
Speaker 5: a brand new textual healing the segment where we help
Speaker 5: a listener craft the perfect message to instantly fix any
Speaker 5: problem they might be facing, or, if not fix it,
Speaker 5: at least get out of a weird situation. And an
Speaker 5: urgent request came in this morning from one of our
Speaker 5: listeners named Joe, who needed some textual help. So, Joe,
Speaker 5: welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much for helping me. I am in
Speaker 6: dire need of healing.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you do sound desperate it I don't think
Speaker 2: that was an insult or anything.
Speaker 3: I mean, he admits it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, let's find out exactly how desperate you are.
Speaker 5: What made you reach out to us for help.
Speaker 6: Last weekend, I was at a house party with a
Speaker 6: bunch of friends and also a lot of people I
Speaker 6: didn't know, and we were boozing it up. I met
Speaker 6: a few ladies. I had a good time. Next day
Speaker 6: I get a message that says, hey, Joe, I had
Speaker 6: a great time last night winki face.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, something happened.
Speaker 6: I did hook up with a couple of late, but
Speaker 6: I don't know who it.
Speaker 3: Is those people.
Speaker 4: Anything.
Speaker 2: What does hookup mean to you?
Speaker 6: Like it's second base?
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, okay, do you have any idea who
Speaker 5: the message is from?
Speaker 6: No idea, not at all.
Speaker 5: It's just a random number.
Speaker 6: I sat on it. I didn't send anything back, and
Speaker 6: then they sent me a second text.
Speaker 2: That's the second one.
Speaker 6: Say They're like, I'm up for round two if you are?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 6: Whoa?
Speaker 2: And how does that make you feel? Joe?
Speaker 6: I mean, I feel like it's a slam dunk, but
Speaker 6: I want to make sure I know what I'm getting into,
Speaker 6: especially if you're.
Speaker 4: Like skilled while you're blacked out, Like, dude, good for you.
Speaker 2: So, like, what are your options right now?
Speaker 1: You either show up to a place and just hope
Speaker 1: you recognize a person.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario.
Speaker 6: Who knows how bad it gets?
Speaker 2: So have you responded at all?
Speaker 6: Not at all? Because I want to figure out what
Speaker 6: the perfect thing to send is.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, let's start off with what we know. You
Speaker 5: said you think you made out with multiple women at
Speaker 5: least two. Do you remember either of their names?
Speaker 1: No, oh, you don't remember that even Hey, I feel
Speaker 1: you Joe.
Speaker 6: Okay, there's there's backyard and there's bathroom.
Speaker 5: Okay, ba girl and bathroom girl. Right, do you have
Speaker 5: a preference between the two?
Speaker 6: I like the bathroom him one better.
Speaker 5: Okay, but you're not saying no.
Speaker 3: Back girl says, this is guys talk about me after
Speaker 3: a party.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now, this is tricky because you're trying to figure it out.
Speaker 5: You can't say, hey, yeah, that was fun in the backyard,
Speaker 5: or I'll never enter a bathroom the same way again.
Speaker 5: So what can we What can we say that's right
Speaker 5: in the middle, that doesn't give away he isn't sure
Speaker 5: who this person.
Speaker 1: Is, but we do want to still get some information
Speaker 1: from them to try to figure it out.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think we make a statement. We just say, oh,
Speaker 4: I think I'm still hungover.
Speaker 3: And a photo.
Speaker 6: What about you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Smart, I don't know if he's going to remember what
Speaker 2: they look like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, maybe that's a good opportunity. Here's a picture
Speaker 5: of my face hungover. Let's see a picture of yours hungover.
Speaker 2: Or that's an instant turn off. The face hungover actually
Speaker 2: that's a good point.
Speaker 5: We're back at zero again. So what is something that's
Speaker 5: kind of flirtatious because we're trying to keep the door
Speaker 5: open for another connection to happen, but is also like
Speaker 5: who are you?
Speaker 3: What's the second text she said?
Speaker 6: Or it was just the one up for round two?
Speaker 5: If you are okay this person wants a round two?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What if you say where do you want round two
Speaker 1: to happen this time?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then cross our fingers that they say not the backyard.
Speaker 3: Or not.
Speaker 5: I want to be on the toilet again. We'll see.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know, maybe what do you think
Speaker 5: of that? Joe?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I feel like I'm still leaving myself
Speaker 6: open to get screwed over if I said the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, what's your idea?
Speaker 4: You could play completely dumb. Actually you're not playing dumb
Speaker 4: and just say, oh my god, I don't think I
Speaker 4: saved your number? Who is this?
Speaker 5: I mean that might be a risky one because if
Speaker 5: you're the other person receiving that text, they might be
Speaker 5: offended thinking like, oh, you don't even remember me, you
Speaker 5: got multi numbers. I mean, honestly, I hate to say this,
Speaker 5: but I kind of like. I still like Brooks first idea.
Speaker 1: Actually, anyone said to me it was like round two
Speaker 1: going down in the same spot, same spot.
Speaker 5: As last time, and then you probably want to be
Speaker 5: suggestive with like a winkie face, maybe even the tongue
Speaker 5: out emoji with the one winking eye.
Speaker 6: All right, you want to go with that one, sure?
Speaker 5: Or you can go with is round two going down
Speaker 5: for real? In flo Rida? Oh no, he's still big?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: At state fairs all across the country's.
Speaker 5: Down place state fairs.
Speaker 4: Why don't we just say we should go to a
Speaker 4: flow ride of concert?
Speaker 5: Sometimes I think Brooke had the best idea.
Speaker 2: God, I love when Jeff says that, can you say
Speaker 2: it again?
Speaker 5: I'm saying it with extreme disappointment.
Speaker 2: In his arms.
Speaker 1: Did cross it across his chest and he's slunk down
Speaker 1: in his chair?
Speaker 5: But what do you think about typing that?
Speaker 6: All right? So if I do a tongue out single
Speaker 6: eye emoji, sounds great. Same spot as last time, question
Speaker 6: mark and then the same emoji again.
Speaker 3: Why are the emoji's first?
Speaker 5: I like I like more emojist.
Speaker 6: Like Spanish where you put the question marks on both sides.
Speaker 1: I think you need to do like a haha after
Speaker 1: same spot as last time, because it's feeling really serious
Speaker 1: the way you're responding instead of cute flirty.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Okay, that's a good point, Broke.
Speaker 5: I mean, maybe you can even toss in a toilet
Speaker 5: a toilet emoji.
Speaker 2: What if you're wrong?
Speaker 5: Well, then they'll be like what do you what does
Speaker 5: that mean? And you can say, oh, sorry, my finger slipped.
Speaker 1: That's not bad because then you put the toilet and
Speaker 1: he's right, and then you'd be like, oh, sorry, my bad,
Speaker 1: I meant this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you send swing set.
Speaker 5: People mistake their text all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the people send me accidental toilet emo all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 2: You can always say the toilet represented my hangover.
Speaker 4: Yeah good, I actually like you.
Speaker 5: Okay, there's a lot of way we're still backpedal out
Speaker 5: of it if it goes wrong, but let's just toss
Speaker 5: one out there so you can send that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 5: Maybe one of the sexiest text messages is we've ever
Speaker 5: crafted on this show.
Speaker 4: The first time.
Speaker 5: We've worked a toilet into the text. We're gonna come back.
Speaker 5: Hopefully this person, this mystery person will respond to you,
Speaker 5: and we can keep the momentum going with more textual healing.
Speaker 5: Right after this, we're in the middle of textual healing
Speaker 5: with our listener Joe, who reached out because he needs
Speaker 5: our help figuring out who texted him the day after
Speaker 5: a big house party. Maybe was it the girl he
Speaker 5: made out with in the backyard or the girl he
Speaker 5: made out with in the bathroom, or is there a.
Speaker 4: Mysterious other girl that we didn't need to bring up that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's like, I forgot about the kitchen girl.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't know because there's no name attached to
Speaker 5: the phone number. It's just a few messages saying had
Speaker 5: fun with you last night, up for a round too soon.
Speaker 2: Even if there was a name, he doesn't remember the
Speaker 2: girl's name, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: It wouldn't be very clear. He doesn't want to give
Speaker 5: that away though, that he doesn't know who is texting
Speaker 5: and asked for our help and what to respond with.
Speaker 5: The best thing we came up with, and best is
Speaker 5: in quotations. When I say this, what's for him to say,
Speaker 5: I'm down same place as last time? Wink emoji toilet emoji. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: because you can always backtrack and say, oh oops, that
Speaker 5: was a mistake. Yeah, Yeah, So the question Joe is,
Speaker 5: has this mystery texture responded to our message?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it hasn't gotten better.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what do you mean? What did they say?
Speaker 6: Let's say no compreende laugh emoji? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Oh so it must be the backyard girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, isn't that better? Does that mean she didn't
Speaker 2: understand the toilet?
Speaker 5: Okay, So if I'm looking at the percentages right now,
Speaker 5: the bathroom girl went down to you about twenty percent. Yeah,
Speaker 5: backyard girl has gone up to sixty percent, and we
Speaker 5: still have about twenty percent left for mystery person. So
Speaker 5: now how do we clear this up? Because we can
Speaker 5: always say sorry, my fingers slipped, I meant to hit
Speaker 5: hard emoji.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have to say heart?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, yellow heart emoji my friendship Mary? Yeah. Sure, that's
Speaker 5: just backtracking. It doesn't get us any closer to the
Speaker 5: answer of this person.
Speaker 2: So wait, wait, wait, she said what again? No comprende?
Speaker 6: He said no comprende. Then she put a laugh emoji,
Speaker 6: and then she goes what does that.
Speaker 4: Mean translated herself?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we're trying to figure out her name or
Speaker 3: what she looks like, like, what are we trying to
Speaker 3: find out.
Speaker 5: About it bas room or backyard.
Speaker 6: Okay, at least a name would jog my memory.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about this? What about this?
Speaker 1: You just say, okay, fine, you pick the spot, and
Speaker 1: then you leave her making the move on where to go.
Speaker 5: I like that. I like that a lot. You picked
Speaker 5: the spot, and I'll meet you there.
Speaker 4: But we still don't know who this person is exactly.
Speaker 5: Sure, but it might get us a little bit closer
Speaker 5: with her response.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're ignoring her asking what he meant by
Speaker 3: the toilet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just ignoring it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we're going to pretend like we don't know
Speaker 1: what that what she's talking Okay.
Speaker 5: In fact, you could start with a laugh emoji like
Speaker 5: I'm not listening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should just react. You have an iPhone you
Speaker 4: can laugh at their comment.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, okay, okay, ha ha, that's good.
Speaker 2: Haha. That okay, fine, you picked the spot.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 5: It's interesting advice from the only Samsung Galaxy owner in
Speaker 5: the room.
Speaker 4: But I get crab from enough iPhone people. I know
Speaker 4: how to use one idea of using I'm this.
Speaker 5: Is coming in handy, So go ahead. Have you typed
Speaker 5: that out?
Speaker 6: Joe yeah, I did the laugh emoji and I just
Speaker 6: said the okay, fine, you picked the spot.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: That was so stressful just to say something so normals.
Speaker 5: And it's so hard. It's not even our texts. We
Speaker 5: have nothing on the line here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would overanalyze this so bad after
Speaker 1: a party and making out with dudes.
Speaker 4: She's got to give us something after this.
Speaker 6: I just got an answer.
Speaker 5: This girl's invested in you. This is a good sign.
Speaker 5: What did she say?
Speaker 2: Decision making good for us?
Speaker 6: She said, not sure what you're on?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 4: That's it?
Speaker 6: And then she said, Alyssa said, you're coming to her
Speaker 6: thing on Friday. So let's rewind last weekend over there.
Speaker 1: Hey, ok, you're going to another house party and you're
Speaker 1: going to make out with another girl that you don't know.
Speaker 5: Do you know, Alyssa?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, she's in our friend group and she's throwing
Speaker 6: a rager this weekend.
Speaker 1: Okay, So does that give you a clue of who
Speaker 1: this woman is it's texting you?
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, but the thing is, now that I know
Speaker 6: if she's in our friend group, that just is even weirder.
Speaker 5: Does it give you any clue to being backyard girl,
Speaker 5: bathroom girl, do you know?
Speaker 6: No, it's not pointing either way.
Speaker 2: You're starting to feel useless to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if you know it. If you
Speaker 5: belong in this friend group, what if you.
Speaker 4: Kissed somebody else who also has like a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Speaker 5: Like yeah, actually, Jose, maybe that's the reason why they're
Speaker 5: texting from a brand new number, because they're hiding it
Speaker 5: from their significant other.
Speaker 6: Bird.
Speaker 5: Oh, Joe, you're the secret third piece.
Speaker 3: We're at a party with all their friends and cheated
Speaker 3: in front of everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, inside a bathroom elect we're in backyard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, makes it kind of naughty and fun, But is it?
Speaker 5: I mean, at this point, do we need to be
Speaker 5: more direct and like start asking for a name?
Speaker 4: I really think we just go who is this?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I mean something like that. But it's a
Speaker 5: little on the edge because you still are risking offending
Speaker 5: them by saying I don't remember your name.
Speaker 3: They're talking about round two of a party then, right,
Speaker 3: they're not talking about hooking up. They're just saying run
Speaker 3: it back.
Speaker 6: Like, run it back is fine, but round two means
Speaker 6: something else to me.
Speaker 2: Maybe they just need round two, like drinking. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: they did it. Maybe this isn't a person you made
Speaker 2: out with at all.
Speaker 4: This could be one of your like anybody, Yes.
Speaker 6: I've made out with a lot of people, so I
Speaker 6: doubt it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like this whole thing has just been some
Speaker 1: humble brag to tell us everybody on the radio, how
Speaker 1: many people you make out with at parties?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am jealous for sure of you. Start's working,
Speaker 5: but we still need to figure it this person out.
Speaker 5: Would it be a good hint to ask, like, who
Speaker 5: are you coming with to Alyssa's event? That give a
Speaker 5: which particular friend to hang out with them?
Speaker 2: I like that, Jess.
Speaker 4: They could just say my wife's fun.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well that would give you a little bit of
Speaker 5: a clue. Yeah, I mean that's the best idea we
Speaker 5: have right now. How do you feel about texting it?
Speaker 6: I'm down. Let's go for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, this is the probably riskiest one we've
Speaker 1: said for real.
Speaker 5: Let's see.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think it's going to give us
Speaker 1: the most information. Yeah, probably just started with this to
Speaker 1: be honest.
Speaker 5: Okay, he sent it, but yeah, at the time, we
Speaker 5: didn't know that this person was also going to Alyssa's
Speaker 5: house party, and it's someone that's in the tight social groups.
Speaker 2: Been in a house party in so long?
Speaker 1: I want to go to Alissa's hot You would be a.
Speaker 5: Good backyard girl.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I could guarantee I made out with more
Speaker 1: people than this guy.
Speaker 2: I love making out.
Speaker 6: I got an answer.
Speaker 5: Okay, are we any closer to knowing who this person is?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 6: I mean not? Yeah, yes, I mean there's a nickname.
Speaker 6: But that's as close as I can get.
Speaker 5: What does it say?
Speaker 6: It says if we play Angus and his girlfriend again,
Speaker 6: let me shoot first, we'll dominate them.
Speaker 5: Beer pong play what or basketball?
Speaker 6: It's beer pong?
Speaker 2: Did you play beer pong with the girl that you
Speaker 2: made out with?
Speaker 6: I didn't make out with her. We just played beer pong.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so it sounds like it's not the backyard girl,
Speaker 5: and it's not the bathroom girl. It's mystery girl number three,
Speaker 5: beer pong.
Speaker 6: Girl, beer pong girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't make out.
Speaker 6: With No, it's not really my type.
Speaker 5: Wait, what do you mean she's not your type? You
Speaker 5: said everybody's your type.
Speaker 6: Well, if I had to rank him, toilet girl goes first,
Speaker 6: then backyard girl break beer Pong's not even in the game.
Speaker 2: You're seeing really ungrateful right now. We're helping you out
Speaker 2: for next week.
Speaker 4: Drunk you game were your number? You called this on yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So are you gonna actually meet up with beer
Speaker 5: Pong Girl?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess, But I'm more disappointed that backyard Girl
Speaker 6: and toilet Girl don't want to do round two with me.
Speaker 3: I'm sure a new bathroom and backyard girl at the
Speaker 3: next party.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: If you text us the address, brookell show up. She
Speaker 5: can be all three for you at the same time.
Speaker 4: It's like a triple kid.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, I'll bring my husband to.
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what they say. Beggars can't be choosers,
Speaker 5: And unfortunately for Joe, he's kind of trying to be
Speaker 5: too big.
Speaker 2: Yes, you choosey whatever does a begging down? Yeah, he
Speaker 2: doesn't care of me. No is your name?
Speaker 5: He was really disappointed that it wasn't bathroom Girl his
Speaker 5: top choice. It wasn't even his backup choice backyard girl.
Speaker 5: Now he's stuck with beer Pong.
Speaker 1: Lady, which she could be the cutest and the best
Speaker 1: out of all of them.
Speaker 2: He just doesn't remember you drinking too much.
Speaker 4: I just hope he never finds out that she's ranked
Speaker 4: lower than toilet girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is messed up.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. It just rubs me the wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not a great nickname totally.
Speaker 5: It's weird that he suddenly had standards.
Speaker 4: Out of the blue.
Speaker 5: The thing is, we don't have any standards on this show,
Speaker 5: not for our listeners, not for ourselves. We love you
Speaker 5: no matter where we may have hooked up with you.
Speaker 1: That's right, That is right, jeff You know we probably
Speaker 1: have yes and so hey follow our socials at Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey and shoot us a DM.
Speaker 2: Remind us where it happened.