WEBVTT - Textual Healing: Mystery Makeout

0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.720
<v Speaker 1>He's Brig and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the

0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Second Day Podcast. And who knew throwing yourself your own

0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.920
<v Speaker 1>wedding where you marry yourself would.

0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Be so controversial? Very true. I think it's a father

0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:11.760
<v Speaker 2>daughter dance that got a lot of people.

0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did see a few comments in that one

0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:14.280
<v Speaker 3>as well.

0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, I'm referring to yesterday's brand new second Date.

0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:19.560
<v Speaker 1>We do have a brand new textual healing coming up

0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:22.200
<v Speaker 1>in just a minute, but we want to go over

0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.680
<v Speaker 1>some thoughts and feelings in our comments section about what

0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.000
<v Speaker 1>happened on yesterday's show.

0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:29.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we got a lot of like, as soon as

0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:31.960
<v Speaker 3>she was manifesting, I checked.

0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Out people are into manifesting.

0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a negative thing, I guess.

0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.280
<v Speaker 3>So that's what a lot said about her wedding. But

0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:40.040
<v Speaker 3>then a lot of people said she needs to recaption

0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:43.599
<v Speaker 3>her photos as saying a self love photo show. More

0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:44.319
<v Speaker 3>like about that.

0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:47.000
<v Speaker 4>I think about if she captioned it help.

0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:48.959
<v Speaker 2>This is just a good example if we don't need

0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:49.800
<v Speaker 2>to post everything.

0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:54.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, like keep the photos for yourself awesome,

0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:54.520
<v Speaker 1>But she.

0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:57.000
<v Speaker 4>Had a wedding you would want to post her because it.

0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Looks so good. True.

0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh and this one. If she's paying for the second wedding,

0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:00.760
<v Speaker 3>sign me up.

0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:04.560
<v Speaker 5>You know she's obviously very successful.

0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally.

0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:07.040
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.640
<v Speaker 1>You know there's somebody for everybody. All right, thank you

0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.520
<v Speaker 1>so much for always participating. We're getting your brand new

0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:14.920
<v Speaker 1>textual healing started now.

0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:15.959
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.520
<v Speaker 5>If you get a text from an unknown number, normally

0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:22.800
<v Speaker 5>you just reported as junk block and delete it forget

0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:23.160
<v Speaker 5>about it.

0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:23.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:25.679
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.040
<v Speaker 5>Even if I get a text from Brook, I report

0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.800
<v Speaker 5>it junk block.

0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:31.640
<v Speaker 4>Delete okay, report that one.

0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that is not funny, write me back.

0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.800
<v Speaker 5>One of our listeners got a message from a mystery

0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:40.680
<v Speaker 5>phone number, but what it said was too juicy to

0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:44.160
<v Speaker 5>toss away. In fact, it's very clear that they know

0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.800
<v Speaker 5>each other really, and he has to get to the

0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.400
<v Speaker 5>bottom of who is sending them because if he doesn't,

0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:53.400
<v Speaker 5>he might miss out on a sweet opportunity. You're gonna

0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.200
<v Speaker 5>hear it in a brand new textual healing right after

0:01:56.240 --> 0:02:10.000
<v Speaker 5>this textual healing textual there is one place that we

0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.320
<v Speaker 5>need you to be touching right now, Jeff. It is

0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:17.040
<v Speaker 5>not on each other or even on yourself. It's on

0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:17.680
<v Speaker 5>your phones.

0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:18.360
<v Speaker 6>Yay.

0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.680
<v Speaker 5>Yes, we want you to move those fingers. Ever so

0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:25.040
<v Speaker 5>gently and prepared to type out a message that feels

0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:26.360
<v Speaker 5>oh so right.

0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I need to ask for my phone

0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.359
<v Speaker 1>consent when you talk about it that way.

0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:35.160
<v Speaker 5>That's right, I'll unlock you with my eyes. Because it's

0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.040
<v Speaker 5>a brand new textual healing the segment where we help

0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:41.680
<v Speaker 5>a listener craft the perfect message to instantly fix any

0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.679
<v Speaker 5>problem they might be facing, or, if not fix it,

0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.080
<v Speaker 5>at least get out of a weird situation. And an

0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.440
<v Speaker 5>urgent request came in this morning from one of our

0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:53.240
<v Speaker 5>listeners named Joe, who needed some textual help. So, Joe,

0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:54.120
<v Speaker 5>welcome to the show.

0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.240
<v Speaker 6>Thank you so much for helping me. I am in

0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:57.359
<v Speaker 6>dire need of healing.

0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you do sound desperate it I don't think

0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:03.320
<v Speaker 2>that was an insult or anything.

0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:04.639
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he admits it.

0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, let's find out exactly how desperate you are.

0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.040
<v Speaker 5>What made you reach out to us for help.

0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.760
<v Speaker 6>Last weekend, I was at a house party with a

0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.760
<v Speaker 6>bunch of friends and also a lot of people I

0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:19.720
<v Speaker 6>didn't know, and we were boozing it up. I met

0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:23.320
<v Speaker 6>a few ladies. I had a good time. Next day

0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.560
<v Speaker 6>I get a message that says, hey, Joe, I had

0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.840
<v Speaker 6>a great time last night winki face.

0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:34.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, something happened.

0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.840
<v Speaker 6>I did hook up with a couple of late, but

0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:38.880
<v Speaker 6>I don't know who it.

0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.600
<v Speaker 3>Is those people.

0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:44.520
<v Speaker 4>Anything.

0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:45.680
<v Speaker 2>What does hookup mean to you?

0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.280
<v Speaker 6>Like it's second base?

0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:50.360
<v Speaker 5>Okay, all right, okay, do you have any idea who

0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:51.520
<v Speaker 5>the message is from?

0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.600
<v Speaker 6>No idea, not at all.

0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:54.960
<v Speaker 5>It's just a random number.

0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.880
<v Speaker 6>I sat on it. I didn't send anything back, and

0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.600
<v Speaker 6>then they sent me a second text.

0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:00.800
<v Speaker 2>That's the second one.

0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:04.400
<v Speaker 6>Say They're like, I'm up for round two if you are?

0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:06.440
<v Speaker 6>Whoa?

0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:08.440
<v Speaker 2>And how does that make you feel? Joe?

0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:10.680
<v Speaker 6>I mean, I feel like it's a slam dunk, but

0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.800
<v Speaker 6>I want to make sure I know what I'm getting into,

0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:15.760
<v Speaker 6>especially if you're.

0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.560
<v Speaker 4>Like skilled while you're blacked out, Like, dude, good for you.

0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.240
<v Speaker 2>So, like, what are your options right now?

0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.120
<v Speaker 1>You either show up to a place and just hope

0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:24.240
<v Speaker 1>you recognize a person.

0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:28.599
<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, that's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario.

0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:30.000
<v Speaker 6>Who knows how bad it gets?

0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.000
<v Speaker 2>So have you responded at all?

0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.680
<v Speaker 6>Not at all? Because I want to figure out what

0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:35.760
<v Speaker 6>the perfect thing to send is.

0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.920
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, let's start off with what we know. You

0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.680
<v Speaker 5>said you think you made out with multiple women at

0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:44.480
<v Speaker 5>least two. Do you remember either of their names?

0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:48.560
<v Speaker 1>No, oh, you don't remember that even Hey, I feel

0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:49.040
<v Speaker 1>you Joe.

0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.880
<v Speaker 6>Okay, there's there's backyard and there's bathroom.

0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:56.560
<v Speaker 5>Okay, ba girl and bathroom girl. Right, do you have

0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:57.760
<v Speaker 5>a preference between the two?

0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:00.600
<v Speaker 6>I like the bathroom him one better.

0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:04.200
<v Speaker 5>Okay, but you're not saying no.

0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.719
<v Speaker 3>Back girl says, this is guys talk about me after

0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:08.240
<v Speaker 3>a party.

0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:08.680
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.680
<v Speaker 5>Now, this is tricky because you're trying to figure it out.

0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.320
<v Speaker 5>You can't say, hey, yeah, that was fun in the backyard,

0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:17.560
<v Speaker 5>or I'll never enter a bathroom the same way again.

0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.080
<v Speaker 5>So what can we What can we say that's right

0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.839
<v Speaker 5>in the middle, that doesn't give away he isn't sure

0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:24.919
<v Speaker 5>who this person.

0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Is, but we do want to still get some information

0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.479
<v Speaker 1>from them to try to figure it out.

0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.320
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I think we make a statement. We just say, oh,

0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.279
<v Speaker 4>I think I'm still hungover.

0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:34.200
<v Speaker 3>And a photo.

0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:36.080
<v Speaker 6>What about you?

0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Smart, I don't know if he's going to remember what

0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:41.200
<v Speaker 2>they look like.

0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:44.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, maybe that's a good opportunity. Here's a picture

0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.279
<v Speaker 5>of my face hungover. Let's see a picture of yours hungover.

0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Or that's an instant turn off. The face hungover actually

0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:52.159
<v Speaker 2>that's a good point.

0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:57.320
<v Speaker 5>We're back at zero again. So what is something that's

0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.839
<v Speaker 5>kind of flirtatious because we're trying to keep the door

0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:04.440
<v Speaker 5>open for another connection to happen, but is also like

0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:05.240
<v Speaker 5>who are you?

0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:06.560
<v Speaker 3>What's the second text she said?

0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.599
<v Speaker 6>Or it was just the one up for round two?

0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:11.080
<v Speaker 5>If you are okay this person wants a round two?

0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:11.799
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:14.280
<v Speaker 1>What if you say where do you want round two

0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:15.320
<v Speaker 1>to happen this time?

0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:16.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:20.640
<v Speaker 2>And then cross our fingers that they say not the backyard.

0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Or not.

0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.719
<v Speaker 5>I want to be on the toilet again. We'll see.

0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.680
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I don't know, maybe what do you think

0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:27.560
<v Speaker 5>of that? Joe?

0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.080
<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I feel like I'm still leaving myself

0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.200
<v Speaker 6>open to get screwed over if I said the wrong thing.

0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:37.160
<v Speaker 1>M Yeah, what's your idea?

0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:39.719
<v Speaker 4>You could play completely dumb. Actually you're not playing dumb

0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.560
<v Speaker 4>and just say, oh my god, I don't think I

0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:43.320
<v Speaker 4>saved your number? Who is this?

0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.159
<v Speaker 5>I mean that might be a risky one because if

0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.160
<v Speaker 5>you're the other person receiving that text, they might be

0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:51.200
<v Speaker 5>offended thinking like, oh, you don't even remember me, you

0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:55.360
<v Speaker 5>got multi numbers. I mean, honestly, I hate to say this,

0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.560
<v Speaker 5>but I kind of like. I still like Brooks first idea.

0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:02.159
<v Speaker 1>Actually, anyone said to me it was like round two

0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.600
<v Speaker 1>going down in the same spot, same spot.

0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.320
<v Speaker 5>As last time, and then you probably want to be

0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:10.080
<v Speaker 5>suggestive with like a winkie face, maybe even the tongue

0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:11.800
<v Speaker 5>out emoji with the one winking eye.

0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.040
<v Speaker 6>All right, you want to go with that one, sure?

0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.520
<v Speaker 5>Or you can go with is round two going down

0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:23.720
<v Speaker 5>for real? In flo Rida? Oh no, he's still big?

0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:24.200
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.000
<v Speaker 2>At state fairs all across the country's.

0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:27.760
<v Speaker 5>Down place state fairs.

0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.360
<v Speaker 4>Why don't we just say we should go to a

0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:30.240
<v Speaker 4>flow ride of concert?

0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:33.600
<v Speaker 5>Sometimes I think Brooke had the best idea.

0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:35.920
<v Speaker 2>God, I love when Jeff says that, can you say

0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:36.280
<v Speaker 2>it again?

0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:39.080
<v Speaker 5>I'm saying it with extreme disappointment.

0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.280
<v Speaker 2>In his arms.

0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Did cross it across his chest and he's slunk down

0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:44.200
<v Speaker 1>in his chair?

0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:45.920
<v Speaker 5>But what do you think about typing that?

0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.080
<v Speaker 6>All right? So if I do a tongue out single

0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.320
<v Speaker 6>eye emoji, sounds great. Same spot as last time, question

0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.080
<v Speaker 6>mark and then the same emoji again.

0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Why are the emoji's first?

0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.840
<v Speaker 5>I like I like more emojist.

0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.320
<v Speaker 6>Like Spanish where you put the question marks on both sides.

0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.440
<v Speaker 1>I think you need to do like a haha after

0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:07.120
<v Speaker 1>same spot as last time, because it's feeling really serious

0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.560
<v Speaker 1>the way you're responding instead of cute flirty.

0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.840
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Okay, that's a good point, Broke.

0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:14.760
<v Speaker 5>I mean, maybe you can even toss in a toilet

0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:15.760
<v Speaker 5>a toilet emoji.

0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:16.720
<v Speaker 2>What if you're wrong?

0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:18.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, then they'll be like what do you what does

0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.120
<v Speaker 5>that mean? And you can say, oh, sorry, my finger slipped.

0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:22.880
<v Speaker 1>That's not bad because then you put the toilet and

0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.760
<v Speaker 1>he's right, and then you'd be like, oh, sorry, my bad,

0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I meant this one.

0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you send swing set.

0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:28.560
<v Speaker 5>People mistake their text all the time.

0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:32.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all the people send me accidental toilet emo all

0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:32.760
<v Speaker 3>the time.

0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.199
<v Speaker 2>You can always say the toilet represented my hangover.

0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah good, I actually like you.

0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:40.920
<v Speaker 5>Okay, there's a lot of way we're still backpedal out

0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.640
<v Speaker 5>of it if it goes wrong, but let's just toss

0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.000
<v Speaker 5>one out there so you can send that.

0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay.

0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:53.080
<v Speaker 5>Maybe one of the sexiest text messages is we've ever

0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:54.240
<v Speaker 5>crafted on this show.

0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:55.319
<v Speaker 4>The first time.

0:08:55.120 --> 0:09:00.160
<v Speaker 5>We've worked a toilet into the text. We're gonna come back.

0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:03.360
<v Speaker 5>Hopefully this person, this mystery person will respond to you,

0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.560
<v Speaker 5>and we can keep the momentum going with more textual healing.

0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:12.400
<v Speaker 5>Right after this, we're in the middle of textual healing

0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:15.600
<v Speaker 5>with our listener Joe, who reached out because he needs

0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:18.839
<v Speaker 5>our help figuring out who texted him the day after

0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:22.080
<v Speaker 5>a big house party. Maybe was it the girl he

0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:25.720
<v Speaker 5>made out with in the backyard or the girl he

0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.839
<v Speaker 5>made out with in the bathroom, or is there a.

0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:32.400
<v Speaker 4>Mysterious other girl that we didn't need to bring up that. Yeah,

0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.320
<v Speaker 4>he's like, I forgot about the kitchen girl.

0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:37.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he doesn't know because there's no name attached to

0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.400
<v Speaker 5>the phone number. It's just a few messages saying had

0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:42.960
<v Speaker 5>fun with you last night, up for a round too soon.

0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Even if there was a name, he doesn't remember the

0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.040
<v Speaker 2>girl's name, it doesn't matter.

0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.440
<v Speaker 5>It wouldn't be very clear. He doesn't want to give

0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.440
<v Speaker 5>that away though, that he doesn't know who is texting

0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.280
<v Speaker 5>and asked for our help and what to respond with.

0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:58.040
<v Speaker 5>The best thing we came up with, and best is

0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.920
<v Speaker 5>in quotations. When I say this, what's for him to say,

0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:06.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm down same place as last time? Wink emoji toilet emoji. Yes, yes,

0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.719
<v Speaker 5>because you can always backtrack and say, oh oops, that

0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.600
<v Speaker 5>was a mistake. Yeah, Yeah, So the question Joe is,

0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.480
<v Speaker 5>has this mystery texture responded to our message?

0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.320
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but it hasn't gotten better.

0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, what do you mean? What did they say?

0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:25.080
<v Speaker 6>Let's say no compreende laugh emoji? What does that mean?

0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh so it must be the backyard girl.

0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, isn't that better? Does that mean she didn't

0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:31.680
<v Speaker 2>understand the toilet?

0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.280
<v Speaker 5>Okay, So if I'm looking at the percentages right now,

0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.680
<v Speaker 5>the bathroom girl went down to you about twenty percent. Yeah,

0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:41.600
<v Speaker 5>backyard girl has gone up to sixty percent, and we

0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.360
<v Speaker 5>still have about twenty percent left for mystery person. So

0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.480
<v Speaker 5>now how do we clear this up? Because we can

0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.800
<v Speaker 5>always say sorry, my fingers slipped, I meant to hit

0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:50.440
<v Speaker 5>hard emoji.

0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:52.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you have to say heart?

0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:52.960
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:10:54.600 --> 0:11:01.800
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yellow heart emoji my friendship Mary? Yeah. Sure, that's

0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.320
<v Speaker 5>just backtracking. It doesn't get us any closer to the

0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:05.640
<v Speaker 5>answer of this person.

0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.719
<v Speaker 2>So wait, wait, wait, she said what again? No comprende?

0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:12.280
<v Speaker 6>He said no comprende. Then she put a laugh emoji,

0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.040
<v Speaker 6>and then she goes what does that.

0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.720
<v Speaker 4>Mean translated herself?

0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well we're trying to figure out her name or

0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:23.120
<v Speaker 3>what she looks like, like, what are we trying to

0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:23.600
<v Speaker 3>find out.

0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.079
<v Speaker 5>About it bas room or backyard.

0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.960
<v Speaker 6>Okay, at least a name would jog my memory.

0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what about this? What about this?

0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:32.880
<v Speaker 1>You just say, okay, fine, you pick the spot, and

0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:37.160
<v Speaker 1>then you leave her making the move on where to go.

0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.280
<v Speaker 5>I like that. I like that a lot. You picked

0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:40.920
<v Speaker 5>the spot, and I'll meet you there.

0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:44.120
<v Speaker 4>But we still don't know who this person is exactly.

0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.760
<v Speaker 5>Sure, but it might get us a little bit closer

0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:47.160
<v Speaker 5>with her response.

0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we're ignoring her asking what he meant by

0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:50.760
<v Speaker 3>the toilet?

0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we just ignoring it.

0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, we're going to pretend like we don't know

0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:56.439
<v Speaker 1>what that what she's talking Okay.

0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.240
<v Speaker 5>In fact, you could start with a laugh emoji like

0:11:58.720 --> 0:11:59.480
<v Speaker 5>I'm not listening.

0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you should just react. You have an iPhone you

0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:03.320
<v Speaker 4>can laugh at their comment.

0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right, okay, okay, ha ha, that's good.

0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.240
<v Speaker 2>Haha. That okay, fine, you picked the spot.

0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:10.800
<v Speaker 6>All right.

0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.800
<v Speaker 5>It's interesting advice from the only Samsung Galaxy owner in

0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:14.200
<v Speaker 5>the room.

0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.440
<v Speaker 4>But I get crab from enough iPhone people. I know

0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.079
<v Speaker 4>how to use one idea of using I'm this.

0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.080
<v Speaker 5>Is coming in handy, So go ahead. Have you typed

0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:22.480
<v Speaker 5>that out?

0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.800
<v Speaker 6>Joe yeah, I did the laugh emoji and I just

0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.080
<v Speaker 6>said the okay, fine, you picked the spot.

0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:29.880
<v Speaker 5>Okay, all right.

0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:40.400
<v Speaker 4>That was so stressful just to say something so normals.

0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:39.600
<v Speaker 5>And it's so hard. It's not even our texts. We

0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:40.839
<v Speaker 5>have nothing on the line here.

0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I would overanalyze this so bad after

0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:44.960
<v Speaker 1>a party and making out with dudes.

0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:46.920
<v Speaker 4>She's got to give us something after this.

0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:48.320
<v Speaker 6>I just got an answer.

0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:51.840
<v Speaker 5>This girl's invested in you. This is a good sign.

0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:52.480
<v Speaker 5>What did she say?

0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Decision making good for us?

0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:57.240
<v Speaker 6>She said, not sure what you're on?

0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:58.040
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:12:59.240 --> 0:12:59.560
<v Speaker 2>That's it?

0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:00.400
<v Speaker 4>That's it?

0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.000
<v Speaker 6>And then she said, Alyssa said, you're coming to her

0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:06.600
<v Speaker 6>thing on Friday. So let's rewind last weekend over there.

0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Hey, ok, you're going to another house party and you're

0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.880
<v Speaker 1>going to make out with another girl that you don't know.

0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:13.600
<v Speaker 5>Do you know, Alyssa?

0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.080
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, she's in our friend group and she's throwing

0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:17.000
<v Speaker 6>a rager this weekend.

0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So does that give you a clue of who

0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:21.760
<v Speaker 1>this woman is it's texting you?

0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:24.320
<v Speaker 6>Well, yeah, but the thing is, now that I know

0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.679
<v Speaker 6>if she's in our friend group, that just is even weirder.

0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.800
<v Speaker 5>Does it give you any clue to being backyard girl,

0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:31.040
<v Speaker 5>bathroom girl, do you know?

0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.600
<v Speaker 6>No, it's not pointing either way.

0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:36.559
<v Speaker 2>You're starting to feel useless to me.

0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:38.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know if you know it. If you

0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:40.680
<v Speaker 5>belong in this friend group, what if you.

0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.400
<v Speaker 4>Kissed somebody else who also has like a boyfriend or girlfriend?

0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.080
<v Speaker 5>Like yeah, actually, Jose, maybe that's the reason why they're

0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.440
<v Speaker 5>texting from a brand new number, because they're hiding it

0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:49.640
<v Speaker 5>from their significant other.

0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:50.320
<v Speaker 6>Bird.

0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:52.280
<v Speaker 5>Oh, Joe, you're the secret third piece.

0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:54.000
<v Speaker 3>We're at a party with all their friends and cheated

0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:54.880
<v Speaker 3>in front of everybody.

0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, inside a bathroom elect we're in backyard.

0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, makes it kind of naughty and fun, But is it?

0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:03.240
<v Speaker 5>I mean, at this point, do we need to be

0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.080
<v Speaker 5>more direct and like start asking for a name?

0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.640
<v Speaker 4>I really think we just go who is this?

0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:08.640
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:10.720
<v Speaker 5>I mean I mean something like that. But it's a

0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.080
<v Speaker 5>little on the edge because you still are risking offending

0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.760
<v Speaker 5>them by saying I don't remember your name.

0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.280
<v Speaker 3>They're talking about round two of a party then, right,

0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.200
<v Speaker 3>they're not talking about hooking up. They're just saying run

0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:19.680
<v Speaker 3>it back.

0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.040
<v Speaker 6>Like, run it back is fine, but round two means

0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:22.840
<v Speaker 6>something else to me.

0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they just need round two, like drinking. Yeah, maybe

0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.120
<v Speaker 2>they did it. Maybe this isn't a person you made

0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:31.720
<v Speaker 2>out with at all.

0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.480
<v Speaker 4>This could be one of your like anybody, Yes.

0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:36.640
<v Speaker 6>I've made out with a lot of people, so I

0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:37.080
<v Speaker 6>doubt it.

0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:40.480
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, I don't know.

0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like this whole thing has just been some

0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.240
<v Speaker 1>humble brag to tell us everybody on the radio, how

0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:46.840
<v Speaker 1>many people you make out with at parties?

0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:50.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I am jealous for sure of you. Start's working,

0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:52.480
<v Speaker 5>but we still need to figure it this person out.

0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:54.960
<v Speaker 5>Would it be a good hint to ask, like, who

0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:58.000
<v Speaker 5>are you coming with to Alyssa's event? That give a

0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:00.680
<v Speaker 5>which particular friend to hang out with them?

0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:02.360
<v Speaker 2>I like that, Jess.

0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.400
<v Speaker 4>They could just say my wife's fun.

0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:07.560
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well that would give you a little bit of

0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.120
<v Speaker 5>a clue. Yeah, I mean that's the best idea we

0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:11.960
<v Speaker 5>have right now. How do you feel about texting it?

0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:14.120
<v Speaker 6>I'm down. Let's go for it.

0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, this is the probably riskiest one we've

0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:18.640
<v Speaker 1>said for real.

0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:19.320
<v Speaker 5>Let's see.

0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean I think it's going to give us

0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:24.720
<v Speaker 1>the most information. Yeah, probably just started with this to

0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:25.200
<v Speaker 1>be honest.

0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay, he sent it, but yeah, at the time, we

0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.800
<v Speaker 5>didn't know that this person was also going to Alyssa's

0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:34.280
<v Speaker 5>house party, and it's someone that's in the tight social groups.

0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Been in a house party in so long?

0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I want to go to Alissa's hot You would be a.

0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:41.400
<v Speaker 5>Good backyard girl.

0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, I could guarantee I made out with more

0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:52.280
<v Speaker 1>people than this guy.

0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:53.760
<v Speaker 2>I love making out.

0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:54.840
<v Speaker 6>I got an answer.

0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.960
<v Speaker 5>Okay, are we any closer to knowing who this person is?

0:15:59.120 --> 0:15:59.520
<v Speaker 2>You know?

0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:04.400
<v Speaker 6>I mean not? Yeah, yes, I mean there's a nickname.

0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:05.840
<v Speaker 6>But that's as close as I can get.

0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:08.040
<v Speaker 5>What does it say?

0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.680
<v Speaker 6>It says if we play Angus and his girlfriend again,

0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:13.880
<v Speaker 6>let me shoot first, we'll dominate them.

0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:17.480
<v Speaker 5>Beer pong play what or basketball?

0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:18.760
<v Speaker 6>It's beer pong?

0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you play beer pong with the girl that you

0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:23.600
<v Speaker 2>made out with?

0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.360
<v Speaker 6>I didn't make out with her. We just played beer pong.

0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:30.400
<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, so it sounds like it's not the backyard girl,

0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.680
<v Speaker 5>and it's not the bathroom girl. It's mystery girl number three,

0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:34.400
<v Speaker 5>beer pong.

0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:35.640
<v Speaker 6>Girl, beer pong girl.

0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we didn't make out.

0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:41.440
<v Speaker 6>With No, it's not really my type.

0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:43.200
<v Speaker 5>Wait, what do you mean she's not your type? You

0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:44.520
<v Speaker 5>said everybody's your type.

0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.920
<v Speaker 6>Well, if I had to rank him, toilet girl goes first,

0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:50.400
<v Speaker 6>then backyard girl break beer Pong's not even in the game.

0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.680
<v Speaker 2>You're seeing really ungrateful right now. We're helping you out

0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:57.320
<v Speaker 2>for next week.

0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:00.000
<v Speaker 4>Drunk you game were your number? You called this on yourself.

0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, So are you gonna actually meet up with beer

0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:03.160
<v Speaker 5>Pong Girl?

0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I guess, But I'm more disappointed that backyard Girl

0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:08.240
<v Speaker 6>and toilet Girl don't want to do round two with me.

0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:11.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure a new bathroom and backyard girl at the

0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:12.000
<v Speaker 3>next party.

0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.199
<v Speaker 5>If you text us the address, brookell show up. She

0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:15.920
<v Speaker 5>can be all three for you at the same time.

0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:17.199
<v Speaker 4>It's like a triple kid.

0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, I'll bring my husband to.

0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.640
<v Speaker 6>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.520
<v Speaker 5>Well, you know what they say. Beggars can't be choosers,

0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:31.760
<v Speaker 5>And unfortunately for Joe, he's kind of trying to be

0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:32.119
<v Speaker 5>too big.

0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:37.879
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you choosey whatever does a begging down? Yeah, he

0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:39.720
<v Speaker 2>doesn't care of me. No is your name?

0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.320
<v Speaker 5>He was really disappointed that it wasn't bathroom Girl his

0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:47.119
<v Speaker 5>top choice. It wasn't even his backup choice backyard girl.

0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:49.480
<v Speaker 5>Now he's stuck with beer Pong.

0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Lady, which she could be the cutest and the best

0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:53.120
<v Speaker 1>out of all of them.

0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:55.360
<v Speaker 2>He just doesn't remember you drinking too much.

0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:57.840
<v Speaker 4>I just hope he never finds out that she's ranked

0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:58.920
<v Speaker 4>lower than toilet girls.

0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that is messed up.

0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:02.360
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why. It just rubs me the wrong.

0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not a great nickname totally.

0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.200
<v Speaker 5>It's weird that he suddenly had standards.

0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:07.800
<v Speaker 4>Out of the blue.

0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:10.240
<v Speaker 5>The thing is, we don't have any standards on this show,

0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:13.359
<v Speaker 5>not for our listeners, not for ourselves. We love you

0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.240
<v Speaker 5>no matter where we may have hooked up with you.

0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.240
<v Speaker 1>That's right, That is right, jeff You know we probably

0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.720
<v Speaker 1>have yes and so hey follow our socials at Brook

0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:23.159
<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey and shoot us a DM.

0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:25.719
<v Speaker 2>Remind us where it happened.