Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second d date Today as second date Update,
Speaker 1: we'll try to answer the age old question, is it
Speaker 1: possible to find love at a used car lot? I
Speaker 1: know for me, I haven't found love, but I have
Speaker 1: found that if you're willing to put in the effort
Speaker 1: and add a little elbow grease to the situation, you
Speaker 1: can get that deal down by at least one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Gotta be willing to do the work though, sort of
Speaker 1: like Alice, who's on the phone to do a second
Speaker 1: date update right now. She thinks she might have found
Speaker 1: love and a used car lot for real. Yeah, what's up, Alice?
Speaker 1: How are you hi? I'm good? How are you pretty good?
Speaker 1: So your email said that you met the dude you
Speaker 1: want to call today while buying a used car. That
Speaker 1: is true, and all I can see in my head
Speaker 1: is a really bad suit and really greasy hair. No,
Speaker 1: he was a good looking guy. Okay, I still don't you,
Speaker 1: but okay continue. What's his name? Dent? Dent, like you're
Speaker 1: dents in the head. No, Dent, d E N T Dent.
Speaker 1: His name is Dent and he works at a car lot.
Speaker 1: It was funny. I guess he was born for the job.
Speaker 1: All right, So tell us a little bit about Dent.
Speaker 1: So I was shopping for a new car, just looking
Speaker 1: for something a little bit bigger, and we kind of
Speaker 1: just hit it off, and he asked me out for coffee,
Speaker 1: and we went out. And I have two kids, which
Speaker 1: can sometimes be an issue. Did you bring them along
Speaker 1: for coffee? He weren't worth me at the time, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to bring it up because we
Speaker 1: just met. I didn't know if dating someone with two
Speaker 1: kids was going to see his thing. So I feel
Speaker 1: like he's a guy named Dent from a used car lot.
Speaker 1: He should just be lucky he's on a date. No,
Speaker 1: he was really cute. He was really funny. Okay, so
Speaker 1: Dent has a lot to offer. What did you like
Speaker 1: about Dent so much? I just like talking to him
Speaker 1: about random same Okay. What'd you guys talk about where
Speaker 1: you're having coffee? What's a highlight from your coffee date?
Speaker 1: We both really like long distance running. Okay, Wow, so
Speaker 1: you have big runners. That's something that you probably didn't
Speaker 1: realize you would have in common with someone like him, right, exactly,
Speaker 1: And a conversation just one smooth. You even complimented me,
Speaker 1: what do you compliment you on like you have great
Speaker 1: taste and automobiles? Let me tell you. No. Um, when
Speaker 1: I finally told him that I had kids, he told
Speaker 1: me that I didn't look like a mom. That's not
Speaker 1: a compliment. Hey, that's an insult to moms everywhere. It's
Speaker 1: like a backhanded compliment. I don't know. It's sane. You
Speaker 1: haven't let yourself go like moms, is what it's sae. No.
Speaker 1: I think he was trying to be complimentary. I didn't
Speaker 1: stay it in the right way. Okay, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: So did you go to coffee right after you were
Speaker 1: looking at the car? Yes? Okay, and so did you
Speaker 1: go back to the lot after No. I told him
Speaker 1: after coffee that I would need to take some time
Speaker 1: to think about the car. Dude, he couldn't even close
Speaker 1: the car deal on a coffee day. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just wasn't sure at that time. Okay, have you
Speaker 1: made a decision on the car? Did you ever figure
Speaker 1: that out with him? Yeah? I ended up going back
Speaker 1: and getting the car, but he wasn't there at the time,
Speaker 1: so I just bought it from one of his other
Speaker 1: co workers, and yeah, left him a no to saying
Speaker 1: to give me a call. Okay, well that's probably why
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back because I didn't buy the
Speaker 1: car from him. Yeah, of course he gets commissioned off that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think he asked me out for coffee because
Speaker 1: he likes me, not because he's trying to saw me
Speaker 1: a car. Well, it doesn't matter. I mean, if it
Speaker 1: did like you, the fact that you wouldn't go through
Speaker 1: him and he loses his commission, I would never call
Speaker 1: you again. WHOA, I couldn't do it. I didn't think
Speaker 1: about it. I didn't think about it like that. I
Speaker 1: don't know. When you have two kids, you're kind of
Speaker 1: your brain gets boffy and I just want I needed
Speaker 1: a car. Yeah, I don't know, Alice. It sounds like
Speaker 1: here a sweet mom of two that is good looking
Speaker 1: and you just got scammed, is what it sounds like
Speaker 1: to me. Wow, I'm just saying. I mean, maybe, yes,
Speaker 1: maybe he's not calling me back because I didn't buy
Speaker 1: a car from him, Or maybe he's not calling me
Speaker 1: back because I have two kids. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I just think that I wish he said something. Either
Speaker 1: reason is really crappy. I just want to let you know,
Speaker 1: so has he gotten back to you at all? No,
Speaker 1: you haven't heard anything from him. And how long has
Speaker 1: it been? Five days? Five days with no call from Dent?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about all right, Well play us him, come back,
Speaker 1: call him and get your second day update. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you? Okay, hang on looking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. I just have one question for the woman
Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a second date update today, Alice, Yes,
Speaker 1: what is it gonna take for me to get you
Speaker 1: into a date? What's it gonna take? What do you
Speaker 1: mean what I gotta do? What do I gotta do
Speaker 1: to get you into this second date update? If you're
Speaker 1: wondering why I'm asking, Alice, that that's because she met
Speaker 1: the guy that she wants to call today at a
Speaker 1: used car a lot. He was actually the guy trying
Speaker 1: to sell her a car. His name is Dent, and
Speaker 1: she went there looking for a car. They bonded a
Speaker 1: little bit, then went for coffee, and she didn't buy
Speaker 1: a car from that day, but she did go back
Speaker 1: to the dealership the next day and buy from another salesman.
Speaker 1: And now Dent isn't calling her back, so she fears
Speaker 1: that maybe the reason he's not calling is because she
Speaker 1: bought a car from a different dude. I'm still not
Speaker 1: sure that he thought that your guys's coffee date was
Speaker 1: actually a date. I never heard. How did you guys
Speaker 1: end stuff? We just kind of said, like, we'll be
Speaker 1: in touch with each other over the car, over another date.
Speaker 1: I guess I was unclearer. Okay, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: really romantic ending to the whole thing. All right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial his phone of her right now, see
Speaker 1: if we can get Dent on the phone and make
Speaker 1: a deal. You're ready, okay, yes, okay, Hello, hey man,
Speaker 1: I speak to Dent. Please. This is Dent. Hey, Dent,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Um, who is this Jewel from brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: how did you guys get my number? What's going on? Well?
Speaker 1: I got your number because I'm in the market for
Speaker 1: a Toyota to sell. Stop it nineteen eighty five if
Speaker 1: you got it? Um? Okay. Unfortunately we don't have anything
Speaker 1: like that specifically on that right now. But Dent, Dent,
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm not calling about a Toyota. No, one
Speaker 1: is ever calling about a toyot tour cell. Let's just
Speaker 1: say that right now. Okay, then what are you calling
Speaker 1: me about? Well, I'm calling because you recently went on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and they emailed us to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. Okay, I'm on a date. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the second
Speaker 1: Date Update. So you went out with a girl named
Speaker 1: Alice for coffee a little while ago. Oh okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I know what you guys are talking about. Okay, okay, good.
Speaker 1: So you know Alice and you remember Alice? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so if I'm thinking the right person, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I remember her. She's the one that you wanted to
Speaker 1: buy a car from you, but then didn't buy a
Speaker 1: car from you. Yeah, how could I forget that? It
Speaker 1: sounds like you're not happy about that. Well, I am
Speaker 1: a car salesman, and we talked about buying a car
Speaker 1: and then she didn't buy a car. So yeah, is
Speaker 1: that the reason that you're not calling her back because
Speaker 1: she didn't buy a car from you? Okay, So let
Speaker 1: me just backtrack and explain what's going on here. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a car salesman, and yes, we've talked about buying
Speaker 1: a car and went out to coffee. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm one of the best car salesman on the lot.
Speaker 1: And then there's also like I'll call him my rival,
Speaker 1: but actually he's like he's not really like my arch
Speaker 1: rival anything. He's like one of my best friends. Were
Speaker 1: like total bros, and kid you not. We seriously go
Speaker 1: one two every month back and forth with deals and
Speaker 1: commission and sales, YadA YadA, YadA YadA. It sounds like
Speaker 1: an exciting relationship. You guys have guy, he's my best friend.
Speaker 1: It's always it's always fun to like bounce back and
Speaker 1: forth and be like haha, beach you okay, okay, And
Speaker 1: what does he have to do with any of this?
Speaker 1: So the guy she went and got the car from
Speaker 1: after I set her up, set everything up, it's like
Speaker 1: he's gonna get the sail in she bought it from him.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're pissed because she gave that dude a
Speaker 1: sail over you. I mean, it wasn't even that. That
Speaker 1: car sale is what put him over the months and
Speaker 1: then so I ended up losing the months to him.
Speaker 1: And on top of everything, he gets this big bonus
Speaker 1: that I've been so close to get in every month.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he walks away with my bonus, gets the seal,
Speaker 1: constantly rubbing this in my face and won't we go?
Speaker 1: Can we all pause for a second. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sucks for work. But romantically, you didn't like the girl, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't get why that has anything to do with her.
Speaker 1: She didn't know any of that. I never said I
Speaker 1: liked her romantically though, Oh well, she feels different. She
Speaker 1: thought that you were into her. Look, I wasn't romantically interested.
Speaker 1: I'm gay. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, apparently nobody picked up on that,
Speaker 1: and she obviously didn't pick up on that. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: like sorry, like didn't get communicated. But yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like no intention to her, really nice, droll and everything,
Speaker 1: but yeah, there's no way that's gonna work out. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know, it'd be really surprised to hear that Alice,
Speaker 1: And she's actually on the other line listening right now
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: She's on the phone. Yes, she is Alice there. Hi, Hey,
Speaker 1: Dent is gay. If you didn't hear that, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't really get that vibe from you. When you
Speaker 1: asked me out for coffee and we're flirting with me.
Speaker 1: But I guess that makes me feel better. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sorry about the open there's like no offense to you,
Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't Maybe maybe there were signs and
Speaker 1: I didn't pick up on them, but I mean I
Speaker 1: would hope. So it was like I talked about my
Speaker 1: partner half the time. I thought, you're talking about your
Speaker 1: business partner, no, talking about my husband. You really weren't
Speaker 1: trying to pick up on her, ded No, I still
Speaker 1: thought like maybe you were, like, well, still leading her
Speaker 1: on just for the sale. But if you're talking about
Speaker 1: your partner half the time, then I don't understand why
Speaker 1: you said you thought I was attractive. I mean, like
Speaker 1: you are. You're a pretty woman. But yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: I can look at someone and say they're pretty, can't
Speaker 1: I I don't know, does your partner approve of that? Dent?
Speaker 1: I mean, heck, we go out on coffee ourselves and
Speaker 1: we look at people and say who's hot and who's
Speaker 1: not and who's pretty? So why couldn't I? Okay, I
Speaker 1: guess I was just confused. I thought you liked me
Speaker 1: more than that. Oh, I'm sorry about that, um, But
Speaker 1: you know who might actually be interested, might be able
Speaker 1: to help you out. There a guy you bought the
Speaker 1: car from. Yeah, I can guarantee you he's single and
Speaker 1: he would be interested. Ever since you bought the car,
Speaker 1: he hasn't shut up about it or you. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: really whoa? You are quite the salesman, Dent. See see
Speaker 1: thank you's bonus for it? Yeah? Sorry, you still lose
Speaker 1: out on the bonus. But Alice, would you like to
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Dent to the car
Speaker 1: lot to meet that other dude that told you the
Speaker 1: car so you could go out with him? Maybe? Oh
Speaker 1: you know what? Why not? Awesome? I love playing matchmaker.
Speaker 1: I can promise you I will get you guys in
Speaker 1: contact with him, like the next hour. Okay, you do
Speaker 1: work quick, Dent. That's my specialty. I'll tell you what. Alice. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: I think you got a second date out of the
Speaker 1: second date up date? Guess I did? Yeah? Yeah, I'm expecting,
Speaker 1: but but it turned out wonderful. I hope so and
Speaker 1: Dent next time I buy a car and buying it
Speaker 1: from you for sure? Oh? What was we're talking about? That? Hersell?
Speaker 1: We talked about a little bit ago. I don't have
Speaker 1: what I can't set it up a guarantee in the
Speaker 1: next few days. Wonderful, let's do it. Alice a date,
Speaker 1: Get me a Tursell. This is a great second date update. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the morning, everybody is texting in at seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine two saying, Alice, the girl from today's second
Speaker 1: date update has horrible gay dar. Some people don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just can't tell if you missed today's second date update.
Speaker 1: This girl named Alice wanted to call a dude named Dent.
Speaker 1: He works actually at a car dealership, and she went
Speaker 1: there to look at a car, and then they ended
Speaker 1: up having coffee, and she thought that he was really
Speaker 1: into her. Yeah, and then he stopped calling her back. Well,
Speaker 1: we found out that one reason that he was kind
Speaker 1: of upset was because she didn't buy the car from
Speaker 1: him that day. She came back and bought it like
Speaker 1: the day after from his rival, which is like a
Speaker 1: not even rival or not. That's a slap in the
Speaker 1: face for anybody making commah. Yeah, yeah, yes, so she
Speaker 1: bought it from somebody else and that's like his friend.
Speaker 1: But they always go back and forth, like I got
Speaker 1: the bonus this month and you didn't, yea. So he
Speaker 1: ended up getting his bonus and Dent didn't get his.
Speaker 1: But also, Dent's gay, and yeah that's a that's kind
Speaker 1: of a deal breaker. Yeah, you know, and even the
Speaker 1: whole time, I guess while they were having coffee, he
Speaker 1: was talking about his partner, and she just thought he
Speaker 1: was talking about a business partner. Didn't pick up on
Speaker 1: the fact that Dent isn't into her or any woman. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: I actually if I hear a partner, I never assume.
Speaker 1: I always assume it's a partner. Partner. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: they could be talking about a word partner, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And that's so good that you're open about it and
Speaker 1: you're like, he's like, no, that's my business partner. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: no Dent. Dent was gay and not interested. But we
Speaker 1: did find out that the dude that she did buy
Speaker 1: a car from is actually interested in her. Just that
Speaker 1: was like, he won't shut up about you. So he
Speaker 1: wants to play matchmaker and set them up on a
Speaker 1: day so his friend's gonna like win twice. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: got the money. He is a girl and the girl,
Speaker 1: but Den doesn't care about the girl. He just would
Speaker 1: rather have the money. He works on commission. It's like, hello,
Speaker 1: remember if you want to do a second day, I'll take.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is email the show and
Speaker 1: we will call the person who didn't call you back.
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