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Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney

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Speaker 1: and Marie. Hey, guys, Sydney, how you doing. I don't

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Speaker 1: feel well, but you know I'm making it. I know

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Speaker 1: you don't feel well. I see it. Yeah you look great.

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Speaker 1: You look fantastic. That's a damn lie. Let me fine.

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Speaker 1: Your mouth is a little bit dryer, but oh, thank you.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. I'm gonna put some chapstick on because I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's making my mouth dry. How's my how's

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Speaker 1: my mouth dry?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: I put corners of the like the I'm gonna show you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you a mirror. Hold on, because I'm

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Speaker 1: a good friend. I understand. I also don't understand because

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Speaker 1: it's like glossy and dry at the same time. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting a mirror so you can see it. By

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Speaker 1: the way, eyes. So you don't feel well, but you

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Speaker 1: came to the podcast super excited. You're so professional, sober fish.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. Just look at your face. Please. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you see it. I wouldn't lie to you on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's that's most toothpaste? What? Yeah, you didn't wrene

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Speaker 1: your mouth out when you brush your teeth? I did

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Speaker 1: you just put lip gloss on top? No, but I did.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why it's not. This is crazy, This

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Speaker 1: is so strange. Wow, this is well, this is definitely

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Speaker 1: toothpaste look like, you know, like morning boggers. Speaking of

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Speaker 1: morning boggers, yeah, wow, speaking of morning burggers. I watched

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Speaker 1: my face today and then right before you and the

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Speaker 1: and I was like, tell, that's some crusty ass eyes.

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Speaker 1: So I had to go back. It was just one

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Speaker 1: eye though. Okay, Well, I'm glad that your water runs,

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Speaker 1: thank you. The water doesn't run dry here in uh

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Speaker 1: five hundred No. But you know what doesn't run that

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Speaker 1: does run dry is my electricity. I woke up this

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Speaker 1: morning and I have no power. Ooh, that's why you

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Speaker 1: hear that fridge real loud in the background, because I

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Speaker 1: had to. This has been happening for the last couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks. So this is what I'm expert in. I'm

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Speaker 1: an expert at yelling at my super and calling my

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Speaker 1: people ain't picking up for me. That's who owns the building.

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Speaker 1: Isn't juice, Okay. I was like, oooh that. Also, I

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Speaker 1: didn't say them Jews. I said them Jewish people. So

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Speaker 1: I called them people because that's what they are, greedy people,

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Speaker 1: the people in my building. But I call and they

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Speaker 1: don't pick up. I'm crazy, hilarious, it is as wild.

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Speaker 1: So I called my super and he didn't pick up.

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Speaker 1: And he normally picks up when I call. And my

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Speaker 1: roommate is like, oh, I've been texting me home and

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Speaker 1: he always ignores me. And I was like, that's because

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Speaker 1: you're white, but like he always picks up for me,

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Speaker 1: but he didn't pick up today because he knew, he

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Speaker 1: knew that your your electricity was all fucked up. But

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Speaker 1: then I tried to go downstairs and the elevator came

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Speaker 1: up to the third floor, which is the floor that

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Speaker 1: I live on. Please don't come to my house, and

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Speaker 1: then it wouldn't go down to the basement. So I

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Speaker 1: was like, we just not gonna have no power for

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Maybe maybe they don't like you. What that

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Speaker 1: might be? It that maybe what it is? I got

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Speaker 1: a good tenant, though, do you pay or your roommate pays?

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Speaker 1: What is it under? It's under live. It comes out

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Speaker 1: of my account, but it's under my That was no,

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Speaker 1: that was an honest question. And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: under my name. I mean, it's my name, but they

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Speaker 1: I sign into my checking account. She just venmos me half.

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Speaker 1: So that's why I was an experted. And that's why

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Speaker 1: it was all for so long. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know when it came off. Listen. Our listeners know

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Speaker 1: that we ain't got no studio yet. So if you

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Speaker 1: guys keep listening and sharing and subscribing and re viewing,

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Speaker 1: ooh do you hear that describing? Yeah, this is this

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Speaker 1: is why we need a studio. But we want we

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Speaker 1: want the listener to know that this is raw, This

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Speaker 1: is real, real, This is like we're really in Bedsty

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Speaker 1: right now. Or this is not that style you keep

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Speaker 1: calling my neighborhood besty and that's not where we are.

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Speaker 1: Where are we? This is Flatbush h same thing. No,

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Speaker 1: Bedsy is more shooty and flat Wich is more stabby.

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Speaker 1: Just so you know it's more stabby here, you guys

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Speaker 1: hear that that's an ambulance, so you already know where

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Speaker 1: One day I came outside and there was like a

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Speaker 1: this kid killed himself. Wow, wow bringing it all I

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Speaker 1: forgot that it ended like that, damn, or we just

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Speaker 1: bring it all the way down. Let me just bring

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Speaker 1: it up, Okay. I was an expert in making friends

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Speaker 1: at the dinner that made you went to the dinner

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Speaker 1: by yourself a lot this week, Yes I did. I

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Speaker 1: did this week and last week. But they know who

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Speaker 1: I am, so they already know. They're like Sydney. I'm like, wow,

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Speaker 1: I can't come here anymore. But they gave me some

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Speaker 1: stuff for free, so I was like, maybe I'll be

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Speaker 1: here more often. When did you get free? I got

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Speaker 1: like four extra parogis, so you go the parogi place

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Speaker 1: every day every other day. I like that. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: the guy who keeps waiting on me is quite attractive

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Speaker 1: and he's like he winks at me, and I'm like

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Speaker 1: about the little boy that waited on us when I

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Speaker 1: was there, Yeah, his name is Vilago or something like yeah,

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Speaker 1: something like that. Some would be is it? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, really, you gotta make friends at the diner.

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Speaker 1: You gotta like be nice to people. You gotta, you know,

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Speaker 1: say yes, please, thank you. How are you up in

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Speaker 1: twenty percent? For me, it's like twenty five percent? So

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Speaker 1: Sydney's a really good tipper. Yeah, so you gotta be nice.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm in the service industry, so I know

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Speaker 1: if you don't annoy me, don't ask for like water

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Speaker 1: I don't want any of Don't ask me for shit,

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Speaker 1: Just go up and get your own damn plate. Wait

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Speaker 1: the dudie. I can't like what I was there. He

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Speaker 1: was super flirty with me, so maybe he's just using

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Speaker 1: you to it to me. Mm yeah, but you know

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Speaker 1: you're not paying, so whatever, he's really young too. I

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Speaker 1: was like, you know what, you can get your little

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Speaker 1: white Polish ass, Polish or Russian, it's Polish. You get

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Speaker 1: your little Polish ass at my face. Yeah. And he

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Speaker 1: fridge for some beats. I go to this place called Fisalka.

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Speaker 1: It's really great. You guys should go, Gus. It's not

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Speaker 1: sponsored by them, please step legging them. But I just

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Speaker 1: really enjoy them. And it's you know, if you go

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Speaker 1: there on late night tip, it's kind of quiet. You know,

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Speaker 1: you could do some work. There was a nigga in

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Speaker 1: he was plotting on ways to rule the world, being

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Speaker 1: how to get away with murder. Yeah, let me if

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Speaker 1: I kill my boys. His name was Vertigo. He looks

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Speaker 1: like Videlago's older brother Vertigo. Yeah you're so dumb. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you've bed to better a lot. That means so

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Speaker 1: yeah alone. Yeah, but it's okay. I'm I'm a grown

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Speaker 1: I'm so lonely. Can you come and talk to me?

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Speaker 1: Like nobody talks to me because they already know me.

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Speaker 1: I thot that is a perfect segue for this guest. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I feel like that is the most perfect segment we've

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Speaker 1: does some philanthropy because that's how we introduce all our guests. Now,

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Speaker 1: very very funny guy. They should have never gave you

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Speaker 1: all Diggs that that word. Yeah, well maybe you know

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Speaker 1: the word before I've known the word, but you the word.

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Speaker 1: You could just keep using it because I let people

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Speaker 1: can't be just get, they also want to be Philippity. Okay, please, okay,

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Speaker 1: give it up for our hopeless romantic expert, our eternally

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Speaker 1: single expert, Greg Lloyd. Yeah, Greg, Hey, how's it sounds

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Speaker 3: White? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: I know I feel like this this mike is definitely

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Speaker 1: not on it's not on a payment plan. I feel

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad my voice sounds good because I'm so lonely.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Greg, you're coming to make it here, coming in

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Speaker 1: real hot Greg, you're also adorable. Let's talk about why

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Speaker 3: Where should we begin?

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Speaker 1: Well, why you live in New Jersey. So that's like

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Speaker 1: I feel like if you just stop living in New Jersey,

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Speaker 1: you can already like meet more people.

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Speaker 3: You know, that's true.

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Speaker 2: I mean every time I do meet someone, they're like

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Speaker 3: And I'm always like.

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Speaker 1: You should just lie, you should just lie. What am

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Speaker 2: The Upper West east Side. Yeah, I live in the

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Speaker 2: Statue of Liberty. Yes, that's totally fine.

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Speaker 1: You're not deep in New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Though, right across the river Jersey City.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Actually, Jersey City's macute departments are good, Like it's affordable.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but I'm not getting on a path, so no,

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Speaker 2: Everyone hates on the path. It's an upgraded MTA, but

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Speaker 2: it is not.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who told you that it is. The

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Speaker 1: path is like the Bart, really, it looks like the bar.

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Speaker 1: The Bart is where a loom. No, the bar is

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Speaker 1: in yeah, the Bay Area and cities that might have trains. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Look like the bar. That is true.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but I feel like the path is not

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Speaker 1: comparable to what we got going on because y'all have

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Speaker 1: like carpet on the seats.

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Speaker 3: Carpeted plush seats.

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Speaker 1: Now, first of all, y'all don't have anybody selling batteries

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Speaker 1: or DVDs or doing showtime, so you're losing. No one's

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Speaker 1: makes selling balloon animals or blowing bubbles on the train.

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Speaker 3: But sometimes it's nice to be a little bit peaceful.

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Speaker 2: Marie, you're thinking of New Jersey Transit that has what's seats?

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Speaker 1: Okay, because I was like, what's the difference.

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Speaker 2: That's the one that gets you like out of the

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Speaker 1: Is that like the Metro North? Yeah? Yes, okay, listen, hey, listeners,

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Speaker 1: we're putting you on to our transportation situation going on.

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Speaker 1: So just in case you want to come to New

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Speaker 1: York City, we're giving you the spots. You know, you

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Speaker 1: can take the New Jersey Transit. No, you don't want

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Speaker 3: Just go to New York. Yeah, just go to New

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Speaker 3: My heels. It's rocking in the club.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm trying to find my marrels. Yea, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Very white.

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Speaker 3: Did we have one thing in common?

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Speaker 3: Where's there? Just kidding, just kidding, just kiddings.

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Speaker 3: I know it's not true. I just couldn't resist.

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Speaker 1: You've been talking to Marie too much. No, he's listening

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Speaker 3: Yes, but we're both on the dark sides. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: Wait, dark side? Are you just trying to say that

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Speaker 2: No, we're the gay is it's the dark side, the

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Speaker 1: Yes, well come on, come on to the Okay. So

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Speaker 1: Where do you meet dudes?

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Speaker 3: So I'm in sales.

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Speaker 1: You're in sales?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you start up and sell?

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Speaker 1: Bubby? You sell ass?

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Speaker 3: I sell? Asked, No, I sell. I've had based point

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Speaker 2: It's really glamorous, lots of fun.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that's what you did. Yeah, Greg,

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Speaker 1: you got a four one K?

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Speaker 1: I do you hear that? Listeners? Greg has a four

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Speaker 1: one K? Get on it now, yeah seven?

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Speaker 2: If you want Glad to take you out on date,

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Speaker 3: They're done.

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Speaker 1: No, see you see that's I already see what the

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Speaker 2: Right, Well, everyone's not. The self esteem ain't that bad.

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Speaker 1: But listen you. If I had a four one K, bitch,

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Speaker 1: gonna hang out with those poor black girls. Yeah, want

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Speaker 2: So the way four one k works is like when

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Speaker 2: you get paid, they take a certain amount of it, right,

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Speaker 3: In some right that grows and the hopes is by the.

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Speaker 1: Time there Yeah, but you're allowed to touch it until

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Speaker 1: like you turn sixty five.

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Speaker 3: The you can, but you can get task it on it.

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Speaker 1: Marie, I think you're thinking about social security. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: city that you're not thinking about social security or Medicaid

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Speaker 3: Are you doing at Sony?

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Speaker 1: Marketing and Sales. That was a long title for something

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Speaker 1: Well it didn't go down well because I left. Well, I

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Speaker 3: Right, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I was, I got I'm gonna be on a show.

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Speaker 3: The podcast here we are?

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Speaker 1: But I have a four kay. I forgot my password.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to get into it. I don't

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Speaker 3: Well that's good.

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Speaker 2: If you don't have access, it's gonna sit there, it's

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Speaker 1: Okay. Well money is kind of boring. So we want

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Speaker 1: to know your sex life is sitting got no money? See,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about your sex. Let's talk about egg plant emojis.

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Speaker 3: Egg plant emojis.

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Speaker 1: So somebody like you, you're you've been single for how long.

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Speaker 3: I've been single officially for seven years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So basically I've had some people in there for a

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Speaker 1: Wow, So you've been honing it up for seven years.

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Speaker 3: Hone it up and now all over.

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Speaker 1: If you've been honing it up for seven years, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so had a relationship seven years ago and how

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Speaker 3: I got broken up with at a fucking club.

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Speaker 1: He put like a curse on you. He might have

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Speaker 1: put a hex on you. That's what happened, right, Who

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Speaker 1: lucky he's alive. That's how he did it. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: know he's in a club because he didn't want like

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Speaker 2: Well I almost did. I hadn't leave the club because there.

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Speaker 1: Was so when you said leave, you got thrown out

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Speaker 2: They basically came over and tapped me on the shoulder

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Speaker 2: and we're like, sir, you're being really loud.

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Speaker 3: You gotta go ye.

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Speaker 1: Wait, the music was whole song was playing.

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Speaker 2: There's a club. There was a pool outside. We were

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Speaker 1: This was in the summertime.

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Speaker 3: It was a long time ago.

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Speaker 3: You on my home term.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't even take you to the city and break

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Speaker 1: couldn't drive you to west He couldn't take you to Poughkeepsie. No,

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Speaker 1: that fool.

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Speaker 3: Good riddance. But yeah, so seven years.

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Speaker 2: But what happened was after that breakup and the interm

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Speaker 2: I moved to Columbus, Ohio because you liked being.

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Speaker 3: Maybe some dick here and there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you were dating in Ohio? Yeah, how's dating

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Speaker 1: in Ohio? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Dating in Ohio was interesting.

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Speaker 2: When I first moved there, I was like, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: Were you gonna meet people to Ohio?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well Columbus lots of gays.

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Speaker 1: Really, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: It was surprising. Yeah, super liberal, super cool, okay, lots.

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Speaker 2: Of gays, lots of gay bars, but then after two

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Speaker 2: years not toating anyone, you've run through them all because

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Speaker 2: that's all there is.

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Speaker 1: Greg, youaho, this is what you mean things, I'm kidding

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Speaker 1: to do something. That's what it is. You want? What's

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Speaker 2: you know you're I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like people do that a little Caesars what they mean.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I've been taken on a date to a

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Speaker 1: That's not a date but a hangout.

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Speaker 3: Just so you know, you said it was a date.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this date a date.

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Speaker 1: It's a hang out. Y'all are hanging, not dating. Hanging

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Speaker 2: Yes, what it is that I think is why I'm

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Speaker 2: are like, that's just hang out. Maybe it's my fault

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Speaker 2: that I think they're dating, But.

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Speaker 1: Greg, I don't think you're lonely, right, You're not lonely,

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Speaker 1: You're just you know, I got two cats, two cats, Greg,

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Speaker 1: you have two cats.

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Speaker 3: I do have two cats a.

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Speaker 1: Energy right now, that's worse than me. I know your

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Speaker 1: city has two cats. But you're a man, you man,

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Speaker 1: it's rough.

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Speaker 2: I live in Jersey. I've got two cats every game.

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Speaker 1: Boy, So you mean you have to run home and

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Speaker 1: feeds and bits every night?

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Speaker 2: You well, yeah, but I'm like, I'm like, these cats

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Speaker 1: Greg looks like he gets his cat's fancy feast like

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Speaker 1: he'd be he'd be spoiling. But that's a that's actually

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Speaker 1: really bad cat food, you know, and it rots their teeth.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, fancy feast their eyems all the way.

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Speaker 1: Damn See. I would date you just because of that.

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Speaker 1: You know, how to future cats.

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Speaker 3: That's why I'm here. This is all a ploy. I'm

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Speaker 3: coming after.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be at the diner, eating for.

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Speaker 3: Diner.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was only a Jersey thing, Like we

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Speaker 2: Damn Greg, that's.

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Speaker 1: Why you're a no man. Yeah, this is why don't

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Speaker 1: tell nobody that up top like diner Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: doos She didn't say wopp house, she said diner. Yeah

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Speaker 3: Okay, fair, I mean I'm down for the diner.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So yeah, so seven years single? But but you're not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're not lonely and you're not giving up? Why are

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Speaker 1: you're hopeless? Romantic? Like? What you watch? Too many rom

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Speaker 1: coms or whatever? Like?

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Speaker 3: What do you watch a lot of rom coms?

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite rom com?

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Speaker 3: Serendipity?

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Speaker 1: You guys, ever seen? Never seen it? Can you give me?

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Speaker 1: Can you give me the notes?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 2: It's John Cusack, of course, every you know romantic comedy.

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Speaker 3: And then Kate back in sales is back in the day, Like.

436
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Speaker 1: I said, that was that the mom from eight Mile?

437
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. No, she's the one in

438
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,199
Speaker 2: that like underworld thing but long and short. It's like

439
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 2: they're in New York. They meet, she's very like hippie.

440
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 2: Aloof writes her phone number in a book. A couple

441
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 2: of years later, he's going to get married, and I

442
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 2: don't want to ruin this story.

443
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 1: No ruin it. It sounds awful, so ruinous.

444
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 2: Married fate brings them back together. He's thought about this girl,

445
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 2: forever and wait.

446
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,719
Speaker 1: She was about to get married and she found his number.

447
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 1: He was about to get okay, so he down her

448
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 1: number on his wedding day, his.

449
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,439
Speaker 2: Wife the night before giving the bride's gift to the

450
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 2: groom that you do the night before. Welln tritional was

451
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 2: the book that she wrote her number in.

452
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 1: Bitch, I would burn everything down, I would Molotov cocktail,

453
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 1: that freaking bridal shot whatever. That's his life. A book.

454
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 2: She says in the movie, I've seen you looking in

455
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 2: this book every time we go into a bookstore, so

456
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure you had a copy.

457
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,919
Speaker 3: And there's the hippie girl's number.

458
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 2: And then it goes from there, fall madly in love

459
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 2: and the book that he already hit.

460
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 3: No, he never bought it. He was just looking at

461
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 3: it for that, to have this chick's number in it, exactly.

462
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: That's the devil is always working all the time, the devil.

463
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: The devil plays on the Lakers because the devil is.

464
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah of lamar Otem or the clan he is married

465
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Speaker 2: to one or the other. Hold on.

466
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 1: She writes her number in the book, Yes for him,

467
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 1: or she was just randomly she wrote it in for him?

468
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 3: Was like, if you find it, fate means we're together.

469
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: Oh he doesn't get married.

470
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 3: No, he leaves the wife, ends up with the girl.

471
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: It's like he didn't want to be with her in

472
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 1: the first place. That's that's what that is, because there's

473
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: no way I'm gonna find another bitch's number. Years later,

474
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: and then was like, you know what I don't want

475
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: And it's weird because the groom is that the groom

476
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: or the bride's parents has to pay for the wedding.

477
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: The bride. Oh that's why he was like, well, just

478
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 1: my daddy, I ain't never getting married.

479
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, so that's my favorite movie. And like that's

480
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: the guy. I'm waiting for something for that to happen

481
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 2: to me. It's probably not gonna be the same.

482
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: He goes go to all the Barnes and Noble left,

483
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 1: and remember in all the Game.

484
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking all the bathroom saw someone will all the.

485
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: Game of Thees books, Greg, let me tell you what

486
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: you should do is put your number on a dollar bill.

487
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: That has happened to me. I somebody had put their

488
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: number on a lower bill, and I was getting fucked

489
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 1: up with my friends, and at four o'clock in the morning,

490
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: we call this number that's on the dollar bill, and

491
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 1: it was.

492
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 2: A dude, My god, what were you hear.

493
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: From doing with this dollar bill? I'm not I'm not

494
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: missing that important.

495
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 3: At four am, we were drinking.

496
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing cocaine. That was last episode. Last episode,

497
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking about cocaine. We're not doing that. This episode.

498
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: We were just drinking. I had a lot of patron

499
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 1: in my system, and we were like, oh, you know,

500
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: what's a good idea. Let's fucking call this number. Let's

501
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: call it because you know, you know, when you're wasted,

502
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: you're like, let's do this. And so we called it

503
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 1: and it was a dude. He picked up at four am.

504
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 3: What did he say?

505
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: He was like, why are you calling me at four am?

506
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 1: And then my friend in the back was making all

507
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: these noises like help me, help, help me. But did

508
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: he come?

509
00:24:59,400 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 3: Did not.

510
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, if you put your number on a

511
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: dollar bill, I'm.

512
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 3: Gonna get calls like that.

513
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, thank you.

514
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 1: You need to put your number on a euro you

515
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: need to go get like banks. Maybe whatever's the British found.

516
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, Marids, that's actually pretty smart.

517
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: You're brilliant.

518
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: Do that that takeout menus, all the things. People will

519
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 2: find me somewhere.

520
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: We'll put a piece of paper and then have the

521
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: little like pay you can pull your number for a

522
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: good time called Greg and then you put your number

523
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: off the bottom so people can take a piece of

524
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: paper with.

525
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't sound like romantic though, what do you want?

526
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 2: It sounds like I'm gonna get a dirty grinder message

527
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 2: that's like, hey, got your number, Craig, here we go.

528
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 1: Do you believe in love at first night?

529
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 3: I do, really do.

530
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 2: Seriously, I'm waiting for one of those moments where I'm like,

531
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 2: you believe in it, but it just never happened.

532
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: No, Creig be trying to make eye contact with strangers

533
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 1: on the trai.

534
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 2: No, but that's the that's the worst part. And that's

535
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,479
Speaker 2: why I'm gonna really single, because I'm like, oh, I

536
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 2: really want to meet someone on the train, like we'll

537
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 2: make eye contact across.

538
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: She's not going to train. Thing you should do. The

539
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: park thing is a thing. Yeah, like rom coms, it's always.

540
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 3: The Central Park, the Central Park. Use the game in

541
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 3: her c.

542
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: Oh see, I'm watching these heterosexual movies. Is there any

543
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: like is there gay rom com.

544
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 3: There are, but they're fucking the horn Hub.

545
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: They're important.

546
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: It's porn hub. Yes, yes, Netflix, look at the gay

547
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 2: in lesbian Sex.

548
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: That's a good what's a good? Uh? Gay rom com?

549
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: What's the title?

550
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 3: Nothing?

551
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: They're like they're like the worst things ever. It's like

552
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 2: very softcore porn, bad acting. It's it's an essene porn hub.

553
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: Is it made in Manhattan? Because essentially that was a

554
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: terrible movie.

555
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 2: It's probably slightly better than that. Because I do not

556
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 2: like Jennifer Lowbones.

557
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: I love her. She she is Chili. I'm sorry she's

558
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: a hopeless romantic because this beach, the beach, the way

559
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: that she like gets somebody and then falls, And I

560
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: mean it can't just be because she's beautiful. It has

561
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,959
Speaker 1: to be on her end too, like she has to

562
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: fall for them as well.

563
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 3: That is, that's true. I mean she's been married about

564
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 3: like fourty times, but.

565
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: She always gets like lower level dudes, like a backup dancer,

566
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: Mark Anthony, Like, come on, girl, Mark adn't even let

567
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: the crypt keeper. Yeah, but but he's got tons of fans.

568
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: His follower account on Instagram posing the Spanish language albums.

569
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: Also his new wife is like I want to say,

570
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 2: twenty old wife.

571
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, they divorced, Yeah, because he kissed Jlo or something

572
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: like that.

573
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 3: What Wow, he gets now that world is crazy.

574
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, my goodness, aren't you glad you're not rich? That's

575
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: what it is.

576
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, she's definitely hopeless romantic. That's kind of

577
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 3: where it is. Greg.

578
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what you need to do. You

579
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: need to throw on some heels and walk across a

580
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: manhole and then you're gonna get caught in the manhole

581
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: and then I'll call on a coms being down the

582
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: street and somebody's gonna save you. And that's gonna be

583
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: to love your life fascinating.

584
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 2: I think I'm just gonna get But you've got insurance,

585
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 2: so you might go to the hospital and the nurse

586
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: might be a dude, and you might fall for the nurse, but.

587
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: Yet the doctor.

588
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 3: See. But I'm waiting for that story to happen. That's

589
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 3: what I want. I just want to listen.

590
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: Just just let us put you in harm's way, right yea,

591
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: And they.

592
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 3: Throw me in front of cabs. Maybe it'll be a

593
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 3: cab driver in the backseat.

594
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: Greg, what's your type though, let's let's go. Let's get

595
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: to that. What's your type.

596
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 3: Let's get to so.

597
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: My type would be if I could craft the ideal.

598
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: Man for you, okay, craft, he'd be like six foot two.

599
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 3: Of course, wait because I tell you five to ten.

600
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: Okay, And he's like a real five ten not like

601
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: a man lying at.

602
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 3: So yeah, like six foot two beard.

603
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: Like a three D beard, like a freeway beard.

604
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: Or like a not no, not like a dirty mice

605
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 2: living in a beard, like a regular beard.

606
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys got a lot of things

607
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: that come and you like six two, you like.

608
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 3: Beards, Lumberjacks, your man.

609
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: When it comes, I am I'm like, Marie, where's your boyfriend.

610
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,479
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see him. I'm taking him right now. If

611
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: you can feel my boyfriend, Marie's on stage, I'm like,

612
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: if you can feel a messia man, Okay into it? No?

613
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, so Lumberjack ask And he's the kind of

614
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 2: dude I imagine where I get to be the flower.

615
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 2: I'm laughing, I'm social, and he's just like kind of

616
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: in the back chill and watching.

617
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: So he's just literally he's just putting his American Express

618
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: down and letting you live, like do what you want

619
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: to because he don't be English. No, the guys who

620
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: don't speak English be the main ones in everybody fucking ear.

621
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, the accent too thick, don't understand

622
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: telling you about to egg and grinder.

623
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I gotta say, if he didn't speaking

624
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 2: heish it wouldn't be you upset because the communication is difficult.

625
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: But he don't speak English. Not circumcised? So are you cool?

626
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 3: Did? Yeah? I mean whatever, Hey.

627
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: It's very It's terrifying, is it down there? Yep?

628
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 3: I mean wow. As long as it's pretty, it's fine.

629
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: Pretty if it is uncircumcised. M hmm. Wait, can I

630
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: tell you I've never seen uncircumcised penis Like, I never

631
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: had one in my hand. It looks like this, if

632
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: you like three sleeve all the way over your hand, what.

633
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 3: Looks like it looks like a turtleneck.

634
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: That looks like you got it like a muppet coming

635
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: out of your sleeve.

636
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 3: Yo.

637
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: If you ever see the uncircumcised buppet on SYSM Mystery,

638
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: then you're watching the wrong systemsty Oh you know, Snuffalufogus

639
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: is tough like his his dusk tusk. Whatever is it that.

640
00:30:53,280 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: Does it look like that's nasty?

641
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 3: Does your enough off? I guess let's go.

642
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Okay, so you said he got to

643
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: be tall and stoic and.

644
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: Be like the serious one so that when I'm just crazy,

645
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, boo, I need you to carry me home.

646
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 3: He's like, all right, fine, off we go. So that's

647
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 3: gonna be real hard Roman style.

648
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a tough one for you. Like

649
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: to find that in New York City and he ain't crazy.

650
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 3: Wow, they're all crazy.

651
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: Maybe we need to go to like you need to

652
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: move to West Polly.

653
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, l and those I can't handle it.

654
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: And what's up with the gays in La?

655
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 2: Oh?

656
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 3: Mean, they're just mean?

657
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: Why wait, they're meaner than the ones in New York City?

658
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, for sure, Okay that's my personal opinion. Explain

659
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 3: it's just the world.

660
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: They're meaner than Marie. Yes, I know, I gotta round

661
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: with all the gays out there.

662
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense.

663
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking evil.

664
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just a little mean. They're very like into

665
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 2: the look cit is La. They're all trying to be actors,

666
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: they're all trying to do all this stuff, and they're

667
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 2: very anti all the hair.

668
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: Off your bodies.

669
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: Well it's odd now too, because I'm part of like

670
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: the old school of dating where I want to like

671
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: talk to people at the bar and all.

672
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,959
Speaker 1: Of that's old school.

673
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I thought old school was I remember when

674
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 2: you had to like work for it. No.

675
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: I thought old school was like Bill Cosby taking you

676
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: up to his room and some of your drinks. I

677
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: thought old school gay dating was just people getting married

678
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: to women and then the men each other at church

679
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: and they were like.

680
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 3: Hey, well I guess that.

681
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: I thought old school was like men going into the

682
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: men's bathroom and like knocking on the wall like three times.

683
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 3: All of that, I feel like, is it was old

684
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 3: school still.

685
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: School dating you would like telegram each other's nudes.

686
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: I mean sure, but I mean the old school dating

687
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: street gay anyone was like when you had to like

688
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: give those fuck me eyes across the bar.

689
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 3: Did you guys remember doing that?

690
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: No? No, give regular people be like, oh you want

691
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: to bang, and I'm like, these are my race eyes.

692
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 3: Well that's what you do.

693
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: You would say at the bar, and you would look

694
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: at someone and you give them the eye.

695
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 3: Eventually you start talking.

696
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: Whenever I used to look at people at the bar.

697
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: They didn't know if like like I was looking at

698
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: them or looking at it, because my lazy eye when

699
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: I start drinking, like just fucking goes off the rails.

700
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: Like when I start drinking in the room starts to spend,

701
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: I just cover one eye when I Yeah, so I

702
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: can't give like fuck me eyes holding one eye. They're like,

703
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: is she doing an eye exam right now? The bottom line?

704
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that ain't bad. You got a better shot.

705
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 3: You're like looking at.

706
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 2: You guys at once, someone's gonna come over and say hello, Greg.

707
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: See this is why you single, never meet somebody at

708
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: a bar and taking them home.

709
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's not the life that I'm living.

710
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: Well, you don't go to the house. You don't. I

711
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: mean they don't go to your house. You don't go

712
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: to the house. I'm gonna go to the house either.

713
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: Take me to get food in the morning because I'm

714
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: a lady.

715
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 3: Yes, that's how it used to be, But now it's

716
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,719
Speaker 3: all the apps stuff.

717
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: You don't apps.

718
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 3: No, I don't really do the apps. That tender that's a.

719
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: Bigger app, Greg, what's that's an app? Greg? You the

720
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: last time?

721
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 3: Yes, that is true.

722
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 2: We tendered it through, but there's nothing good there. No

723
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 2: one wants to chat. Everyone just wants the pump up.

724
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: It's just like those gym selfies. What you mean if

725
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: I see a gym selfie, I'm immediately not attracted to you.

726
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: Why you should be working out is my feeling, and

727
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 2: it's very self promoting.

728
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: I think you should work out too. I think that's

729
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: the problem is when you fall in love, you get mad, lazy,

730
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: you be more you, you get real comfortable and like

731
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: you should always be on edge. You should always think

732
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: somebody going leave you. You should work hard. Like That's how

733
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: I feel, Sidney. Are you working out to keep love alive?

734
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: Because I feel like you've been to the gym. I

735
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: mean you've been in a relationship like three years. You've

736
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: been to the gym maybe three times? Okay, So, so

737
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: would you give in Greig this fig as adviceful? I mean,

738
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: my body is beautiful, so I don't. I'm not like

739
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: everybody else. Okay, So, okay, I hear what you're saying.

740
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: You want somebody to look good even when they're in

741
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: a relationship. Okay, all right, I get it. Yeah, you

742
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: don't go to the gym, you have a lot of nerve.

743
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: That's all right. I don't care if you go to

744
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 2: the gym or not. I just don't want you to

745
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 2: be posting your ship all over the social media.

746
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're not as a social media That's

747
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: what it's not.

748
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 3: Really.

749
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 2: I'm Instagram, only a little bit of Facebook.

750
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: But you you've never like kind of like fell in love

751
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: through social media?

752
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 3: Oh I have?

753
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: Okay? What was that?

754
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: Like?

755
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 3: That was tragic? First of all, how.

756
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: Are you hopeless romantic?

757
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 2: Again? Because I dream of these things to happen, and

758
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 2: then I judge myself for others.

759
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: That's called a fantasy. No, thank you, that's a fantasy. Fantasy.

760
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, may carry.

761
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 2: No.

762
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 3: What came to my mind is what your fantacy, my lud.

763
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: See, this is why you were saying.

764
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 3: The first thing that came to my mind. I was like, oh,

765
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 3: Mariah carry, that's a better second.

766
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: Okay, So what happened with this?

767
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: So we met and I was like really into it,

768
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: follow them on social media.

769
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 3: And then we finally went out. No.

770
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 2: No, Like you know when you have this like crush

771
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 2: on someone and you look at all their photos and

772
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: you imagine them to be something and.

773
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: Then you meet them and you're like yo.

774
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, top lip, dumb is a

775
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 2: box of rocks. And I was like I can't, so

776
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 2: you can't.

777
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: It's so dumb is like a strike or what's the problem?

778
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: Was he tall?

779
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 3: It depends on the level.

780
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: Was he tall and had a beard?

781
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 3: He was tall, He was short, had a beard.

782
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 1: That's the problem he was. That was the problem.

783
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 3: Not tall, short and unintelligent and like very.

784
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 2: Unintelligent, like the point where I asked him to spell

785
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: his name and he was like wait.

786
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: I was like, what, you know, sometimes I have a

787
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: hard time remembering my social media handles, so I feel

788
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: like that, which.

789
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 3: Is fine, best to think about it.

790
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 2: But like when I ask you your name and you're

791
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: like and you hesitate, that's like a little bit weird.

792
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: Well maybe he was like a little you know.

793
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 2: May stick or I thought he might have been using

794
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 2: an alias. So that's why I was like, we're gonna.

795
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: Could be a real thing.

796
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, it's happened before. I see it

797
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: all the time. It's like catfish.

798
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

799
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: I was a little bit nervous that that was what

800
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 2: was happening to me because he was like trying to

801
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: remember which name. He told me he's got a lot

802
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 2: of dates. It was like, nah, not into it. Oh,

803
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: and I'm down to give everyone a chance, but.

804
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: Not even somebody who's like poor. Would you give somebody

805
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: who live mom a chance? You're not a real hopeless

806
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: romantic because when you hopeless, See, it don't matter whatever

807
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: the situation is. I love you, it's fine. Yeah, let's

808
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: let's try to make it work.

809
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 3: Well, I guess I'm not.

810
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 2: Maybe I am hopeless then, and that's why I don't

811
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: put up with these things.

812
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 1: Is there a type of dude that you would not date.

813
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna scream out some things and then say yes

814
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 1: or no.

815
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 3: Sure Asian. Maybe that's very rude.

816
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: You have Asian listeners, and that's beyond rude. I do

817
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: not support anything that Greg just said. That is not

818
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: on behalf of the s of the unofficial expert. Oh

819
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: my god, that was the longest pause in the world. Okay,

820
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: what about if a dude worked at a gas station?

821
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: Sure you see that, So you said, maybe do an Asian?

822
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: But a negat work at hess You're like, sure.

823
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 2: I need sure if he's making money doing the things,

824
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: there's a.

825
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: Long out there that could change your life and you

826
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: over here like yes, and there's a one with a

827
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: wing out there that your whole life.

828
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 3: Where is he?

829
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: You want somebody who you want somebody who pumps gas

830
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: for a.

831
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 2: Living, But you don't want an Asian guy if they

832
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 2: know how to pump sounds good to make.

833
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: Fucking rude quires about. I just want to have said,

834
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: that's why you're single. There's an Asian man right now

835
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: this time. See that's why he is where he is. Listen.

836
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: I've read this book at Barnes and Nobles because I

837
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: didn't buy it, and it said that Black women and

838
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: Asian men are the two least married groups of all

839
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: the groups.

840
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 3: Really, they say why.

841
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: Because black men leave us for white women, and Asian

842
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: women are going to white man. Oh and we're the

843
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: most loyal to our race. Like black women for the

844
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: most part want to be with black men, and that

845
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: is true with women, right, And we don't want each other,

846
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 1: like Asian men don't want us and we don't want them.

847
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: Like that's the rest.

848
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 3: Of that, right.

849
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 2: Well, that's interesting, but I mean everyone has their own

850
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 2: personal tastes and preferences.

851
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't want it. You don't want to

852
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: date anything to do.

853
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 3: You said, maybe, okay, but you dated like Spanish.

854
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: Do you want a nigga that work at cash register

855
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: at seven eleven?

856
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 3: What three?

857
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,879
Speaker 1: You want? You want the ten dollars on pump number nine?

858
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 3: Dude?

859
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: You want that? Dude? You want somebody who work at

860
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: shell But you won't fuck what an Asian? I don't

861
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 1: understand you a boo from the sim You don't want

862
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 1: the Asian dude from family guy. Actually, I have no idea.

863
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: There's a nation on that.

864
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 3: I have no definite restrictions.

865
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: But well, you absolutely not date.

866
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.

867
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody who's been married has a wife. See, this

868
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: is why your life right, because you should. I'm actually

869
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: say no, he got his head to decide to be like, well,

870
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: well you know what. Actually, if your hope was romantic,

871
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: you're like, well, we were meant to be together.

872
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 3: That's kind of where it is.

873
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: But you should wait for him to get a divorce

874
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: at least.

875
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 2: Well, yes, I'm not going to date him always married,

876
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: but it's not it's.

877
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: Not like your belt is like coming and loose right now,

878
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: just do it over here, lying.

879
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make best friends with the wife and be

880
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 3: like Bill, I love you.

881
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: But have you ever hoped up with somebody who's married?

882
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: Yes to a woman? M h.

883
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 3: It was about that.

884
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 2: How do you The way I feel about it is this,

885
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: I think that you shouldn't be doing that.

886
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: Okay, but you need to do But how long did

887
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: you do it for one night?

888
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 3: I don't keep in contact.

889
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 2: There's like, no, it's not a It's like, it's not

890
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: a situation where we go out and go out and

891
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: go out.

892
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: I did it numerous times? So he was married? Yeah?

893
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: How many? What? Yeah? It was judging you right now.

894
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: I know you want a lot of nerves judging I

895
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: judging you. I just was saying, like I've been in

896
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: this situation, and you know, judging both of you. Hos

897
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: this six years ago and I definitely was in that,

898
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: like I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

899
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: And now where I am in my life, I'm like, Yo,

900
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: you were dirty.

901
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 2: Was it in New York or was it somewhere else?

902
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 2: Because mine was in Vegas. So it's like, what happens

903
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 2: in Vegas stays in Vegas.

904
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: Unless you unless he gave you some, unless he put

905
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: on the back of his wife.

906
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 3: I was, okay, are you saying I got an s CD.

907
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

908
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: Yes, in Vegas you gave to him.

909
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 3: It's rude.

910
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it. We definitely weren't in love. We

911
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: just you know, you were where you weren't. We weren't

912
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: in love, but we liked each other a lot. But

913
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 1: I definitely was like, oh, I have done to lose.

914
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: You have everything to lose. Did he have kids? No?

915
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: You have kids?

916
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 3: Youah? No kids.

917
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: I feel like if there's kids in the picture, that's

918
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: very dicey.

919
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: Would I have made a difference to think what this

920
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: dicey means, like hors or like, you.

921
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: Know, I'm ruining about I'm worried about ruining those kids lives,

922
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: you know, Like I don't want.

923
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: To be the dad is gay. He's not coming out.

924
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 3: Why That's why hopefully I don't got kids.

925
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: I mean, daddy ain't coming home to night. He's at

926
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: Greg's house in New Jersey. First of all, if you

927
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: cheat on me with a nigga who live in New Jersey,

928
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: you deserve all of them, all the New Jersey cheat

929
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: on you with a chick that lived in New Jersey.

930
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: He was going to he was on his way, lived

931
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: in the Bronx. Yeah, and she had like one leg

932
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: one leg.

933
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 3: Wait, you guys, which is the worst, the Bronx or Jersey.

934
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 1: That's a tough one. I think they're tired for last place.

935
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 3: No, someone's got to be worse. I mean you could

936
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 3: probably the Bronx the Bronx. Just want to make sure

937
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 3: it's definitely the Bronx Jersey. Will it down?

938
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 2: Greg?

939
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: What do you have to say to anybody who's listening

940
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: right now who might be a public hopeless romantic? Like

941
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: if somebody if you could give some little boy or

942
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: some little girl and I don't know, Ohio, some advice,

943
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: what would you say? I think you dumb. If you

944
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 1: hope it's romantic, you dumb, that's you stupid.

945
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 2: Don't listen to Sydney. Keep those dreams alive. Just be

946
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 2: open to new experiences and continue to dream because maybe

947
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 2: you'll meet that person.

948
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: Dam just stay asleep because I don't know. You make

949
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: it a lot of good d Greg. So, are you

950
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: like really are you into like zodiac stuff like that?

951
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 3: A little bit?

952
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 1: Yes? Seem like that so terrible. Yeah, another reason why

953
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 1: you're taken. L's all the else somebody's like, oh I'm

954
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 1: a sanitarious We're not compatible and you leave.

955
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 3: Oh it's Sagittarius.

956
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: Yes, you know. But Beyonce was really into astrology, like

957
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: she had the whole like gift of a virgo or

958
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: something like that, and talk about what's that. There's in

959
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: her first album she was all about astrology. I can't

960
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: even say the word astrology. I've heard her talk when

961
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: when the Hive comes at you, I'm not I'm not.

962
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 2: Hence why she doesn't do interviews anymore. I mean, I

963
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: love Queen Bee, but she's like, we ain't talking on

964
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: the mike.

965
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: Ever, he hasn't dode an interview in years. That's not true. No,

966
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: it's true. She doesn't do like late night or daytime appearances.

967
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: She doesn't talk.

968
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 2: I want to say she stopped after the HBO one

969
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 2: where she was like talking about she was blessed to

970
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 2: have a child.

971
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 3: And I think people are.

972
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 1: Like, but that was a documentary that she did, that

973
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: was her. So they like edited that and how many

974
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: times they shot it, and you know, Oprah was like, yeah,

975
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: you're not going to have me over here looking dumb.

976
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: Get your life together. They got hooked on phonics in

977
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: the background, seem we have come in for that. Yeah,

978
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: I know they not, they know my shit is retarded

979
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: to no oh, I think the last time she did

980
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: a live appearance was when she sat down at her

981
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: stomach imploded when she was pregnant. The last time she

982
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: sat with somebody nothing to do with like her speaking,

983
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: it was just like, yo, you you're not gonna get

984
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: caught out there anymore. Well, you know, she had two

985
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: babies in that smush stomach now, so she's fine. Anyway, Greg,

986
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: what we were talking about astrology, so you're into that.

987
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: IM not super into it, but I do think it's interesting.

988
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: I feel like you asked me if I was a

989
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: virgo to dig my dead. I'm not into that. If

990
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: somebody was like your Marie and her son, oh, compatible.

991
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 3: I don't believe in the capacity.

992
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: But the bit on on in the New York Post

993
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: was that lady who always teks about astrology but Susan Miller. No,

994
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you read Miller. Susan Miller, she's

995
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: she always talks about like astrology, and she can do

996
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: your horoscope and whatnot. I love her. Susan Miller be

997
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 1: putting out some gems on a New York Post. I

998
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: mean sometimes Susan Miller's astrology Astrology Zone, and it's an

999
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: app's and she can tell you about your love life.

1000
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: She could tell you about your finances, the stuff that's

1001
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: coming your way, Sydney. As you can reading this, I

1002
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: don't know you read She's like she told you and

1003
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: your finances City, this is why you ain't got no

1004
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: money because you're buying too many New York posts. I

1005
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: don't buy them. I just sit in the Bowdegga, eat

1006
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: my bacon, egg and cheese and read it.

1007
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 3: And it all falls in the same world.

1008
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 2: It's like things happening for you, you know.

1009
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: You know, like Greg, I'm gonna tell you what's gonna

1010
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: happen right now.

1011
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 3: I live in the fantasy world. I know it's a problem.

1012
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that it's a problem. You've

1013
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: been single for seven years, but you don't seem unhappy, No,

1014
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: you know, because you got cats and ships. I got cats,

1015
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: and you got like you're not poor, like if you're

1016
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: a hopeless and romantic and you're poor, like if you're

1017
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: homeless and hopeless. But I'll be seeing homeless couples together,

1018
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 1: and I'm like, see that is hopeless romance right there.

1019
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: Because the homeless couple. No way, I'm dragging my box

1020
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: and yo dick Like, there's no I'm not.

1021
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: It's not dragging my box and yo deck sounds like

1022
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 2: a poorn now, oh.

1023
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: My god, one box, two dicks.

1024
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,720
Speaker 2: That sounds like a gay pornow Oh my god.

1025
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 3: Wow too much.

1026
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna give you a quiz. You want to test

1027
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: your expertise. Okay, we're gonna put these You're gonna put

1028
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: these glasses on. We're gonna cut the camera on, and

1029
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna see if you really are the hopeless romantic Yeah.

1030
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 3: Okay, expert Cool, we'll see how I do.

1031
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: I'm yonded because I'm you know, I'm yawning because romance

1032
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: is boring. I don't believe in romance me neither. What's

1033
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: the most romantic thing you've ever done? The most romantic

1034
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done? I washed a man's walls before

1035
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: they were so their fingerprints all over the place, and

1036
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: I was like, is this other women? Does he have children?

1037
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 2: Like?

1038
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: Why is their hands all over the walls? You washed

1039
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: his walls, washed walls. I don't know if that's romantic

1040
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: or like you were just like providing a cleaning service

1041
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: for him. No, bitch, I was so in love. Like

1042
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: I used to bake him chicken and then I washed

1043
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,479
Speaker 1: his walls in the same day. Baked, chicken, baked. Don't

1044
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: you know you did either of those things. This was

1045
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: when I was straight. I was doing real foolish things. Okay,

1046
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: So then then when you slid into the lesbian zone,

1047
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: you just lost all your cooking. I was like, I

1048
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: will never do that again. I will never.

1049
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 3: Whose handprints were on the wall?

1050
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out Greg and listen, when

1051
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: I was looking at the I was taking tape and

1052
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: taking some of the fingerprints off, and I was like,

1053
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: let me figure out I was doing some private eye. Shit.

1054
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 3: It wasn't It wasn't your hands.

1055
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: It was no. I mean, I was like, there's no

1056
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: way I'm going to stay in your apartment all the

1057
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: time with all these handprints. What kind of terrible sex

1058
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: were you guys having? At your fingerprints? You have chicken grease,

1059
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: baked chicken fingerprints all over the walls. That's what it

1060
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: sounded like. It was your fingerprints. No, there it was.

1061
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: We we just started dating, and you know, I was,

1062
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: I was really in love with him, and you know

1063
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: the first thing I was like, let me do something nice,

1064
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: let me wash his walls. That's how you know a beach.

1065
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 1: He sprung like sprung and foolish.

1066
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 2: That is true because if someone came over and washed

1067
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 2: my walls, I'd be like, all right, Phil, if someone.

1068
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: Came up, it's going to turn off. Would you? Would

1069
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: you be turned off? Turned off by that?

1070
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 3: Somehow? I'd be like, thank you, thank you very much, you.

1071
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 2: Look down on them, or like, I don't think I'd

1072
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 2: watch him doing it and be like, no, I right now.

1073
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't fucking I wasn't Cinderella washing his fucking floors

1074
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: and walls.

1075
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 2: No, But I mean I'd be into it. I'd be like,

1076
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 2: all right, thank you, I appreciate the help.

1077
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: Listen. And the problem is is that who whiles I

1078
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: really should be washing is my girls. But her walls

1079
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: were already clean. So that's why.

1080
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 3: That's even better.

1081
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: Your girls walls are clean. It sounds like you talk

1082
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: about vagina walls, her vaginal No you, that's your mind

1083
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: is in the gutter. Whose walls I should be watching

1084
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 1: is my girls, who.

1085
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 3: Walls are cleaner. The vagina walls are.

1086
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: Already talked about. Boxes and dick. We're not talking about

1087
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: this well box is also you know vaginas. I'm learning

1088
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: a lot here, guys. You do set the camera up, Marie.

1089
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm still talking to Greg, just getting to know his

1090
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: foolish romantic all right, were you ready to give you

1091
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: this fabulous cos Greg? Ready?

1092
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Speaker 3: I am ready?

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Speaker 1: Okay, go get him as long as that no idea?

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00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: Wow and Clyde with jay Z and Beyonce? How dare you?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry? Is that the first question?

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Speaker 1: No, that's my first question. Can you name three classic

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Speaker 1: romantic comedies?

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Speaker 3: Three classic romantic comedy.

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Speaker 1: Serendipity so that don't.

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Speaker 3: Just serendipy counts classic?

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Speaker 1: Now I don't know, just three romantic comedies?

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Speaker 3: Well, there was made in Manhattan?

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00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: Is that it? Okay? Okay?

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00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who was the dude in that? Do you remember?

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00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: Matthew McConaughey terrible, Oh, Academy Award winner, Matthew mcconnie, that's

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Speaker 2: a miss.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's always done one bad, one or two?

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00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: Joe are terrible?

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Speaker 3: How to catch a guy in ten days?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: It was.

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00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: You really like Matthew mcconay, you do? I do? And

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Speaker 1: then give me one more?

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Speaker 3: Does wedding crashers count. It's kind of romantic.

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Speaker 1: If that's what you're trying to base your life off of. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit borderline. Listen, we're gonna give you

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Speaker 1: a half a point.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. I couldn't think of a third one.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys know when off the top of your head?

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Speaker 2: Sweet sixteen candles.

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Speaker 1: I didn't see that. I was going to say, love Jones.

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Speaker 1: But that's because I'm black. So I love actually loving basketball. Yo.

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Speaker 1: Set it off?

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Speaker 3: Wow, I'm terrible.

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Speaker 1: Set off was definitely not one good. Of course you

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Speaker 1: do that for Gregory, all right, So you're obviously in

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Speaker 1: this romantic, hopeless romantic relationship you guys have been taking

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Speaker 1: for a year. He asked for your social Security number?

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Speaker 1: Do you give it up? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to say no.

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00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 2: Like I could tell him, but he ain't getting like

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Speaker 2: a piece of paper or a copy of the card

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Speaker 2: or anything. Copy that here it is? What did you

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Speaker 2: seventy nine zero?

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Speaker 1: A copy of that card? What's what do you need

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00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: the card?

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00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 3: What's this for?

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Speaker 1: My first question, like they need the social security number

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Speaker 1: for what? I feel like I gave Adrian and my

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00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: social security number. Oh, because remember I was in that accident,

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Speaker 1: that car accident, and she went to the hospital, okay,

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Speaker 1: and she had my information. I like, yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: like I would just die in that car accident.

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Speaker 2: For the forms, maybe, I mean, I'd give it to them,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna be like, here's here's my info.

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Speaker 3: Do it you will?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now here's my next question for you. Can you

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Speaker 1: name three songs that have the word love in them?

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00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 2: Oh, love or love or anything?

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00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 1: Love?

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00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 3: Love, Let Me Love You by.

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00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:50,879
Speaker 2: Mario Me Love You, Yes, Sexy Love by Neo Sexy Love.

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Speaker 1: The things you do give me running back to you,

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Speaker 1: running back to you.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know where this came from, but I

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Speaker 2: think I love you.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think that's the Beatles, but

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Speaker 1: I have no idea who I think it is the Beatles?

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Speaker 1: We would know, listeners.

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Speaker 2: What is it to let us know if it's the Beatles,

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00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 2: I'm proud of myself.

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Speaker 1: Or something, or let us know in Instagram?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we don't give you that.

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Speaker 1: Did you have another question for Grant? Yes? I do

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Speaker 1: have another question, but I can't remember it.

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Speaker 3: A question how many points do I have? Now? Then

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Speaker 3: two and a half.

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Speaker 1: I think you have like three points. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: We don't keep Oh yes, can you be in love

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00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 1: with somebody if they're rich?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean of course you can? No, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so.

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Speaker 3: I think so. You don't have to love for their money.

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Speaker 1: Top you know that they got coins. If you don't

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00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: know they have coins, that's really gonna be hard. Like

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Speaker 1: how you now gonna know a lot of what people

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00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: with money like, they dressed terribly. They're really cheap, you

1180
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like they don't want to spend

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Speaker 1: their own money. They want to go Dutch.

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Speaker 2: To me, I think you can. I think it's an

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Speaker 2: added bonus. I think you just kind of watch them

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00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 2: a little more carefully. Okay, there's access to listen. If

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00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,439
Speaker 2: he's really rich or she's really rich.

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00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: They need to look almost homeless for me to like

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00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: fall in love with him and then like a year

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00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: later like, oh my god, I have like twelve offshore accounts.

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00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 2: See and now here's my hopeless romantic story. What if

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00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: one of those homeless people, you know how they say

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00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 2: homeless people out there are really regular people making like

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00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 2: eighty K year, collecting change out of the MSG.

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Speaker 3: The what if that man comes for me.

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00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, sir, here's you hesitate.

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Speaker 1: You said that you would be to homeless a poor person.

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00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,439
Speaker 1: You're a poor person. You said you would date somebody

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Speaker 1: who work at the gas station. I think so you

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Speaker 1: have stated on Asian but said absolutely to poor person.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you.

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Speaker 3: Greg, So my exclusive no then would be homeless. I

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Speaker 3: guess okay.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't have any more wortions for Greg.

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything else that you wanted to ask him? No?

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00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't. Greg. Do you think that you're going to

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00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: be the one that proposes to the person that you

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00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: love or they're going to propose to you? That's a

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00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: good question.

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00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 2: I think I will be really, I'll find someone and

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00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 2: be like, damn, Greg, you're thirsty.

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00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: Why don't you let them give you the ring? So damned?

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00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 2: Because I know whoever I end up with, I'm going

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00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 2: to be running the show something lessen. We're gonna laugh

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00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,919
Speaker 2: this down now, you good?

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00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 3: Good?

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00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: So? Yeah, Well, can wear like white tuxedos for the wedding.

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00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of rings?

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00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: Do you want a diamond? Do you want to I

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00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: want one of.

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00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 2: Those titanium bands with three little diamonds on the inside.

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00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 3: They're embedded in the bands.

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Speaker 1: People can't even see you. Blame a waste.

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00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 3: I'm very manly. I know people can't talk for my voice.

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00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: He is. He kind of looks like a hipster from Williamsburg.

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00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 1: Right now, we got you got flannel one, you got

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00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: you got another? What is this?

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00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 3: Henley?

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Speaker 1: Henley and.

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Speaker 3: The jacket?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I know he gets your house in New Jersey

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00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: and I hear you booth.

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00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,479
Speaker 3: I mean, at least my electricity was on, and.

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Speaker 1: That is a great way to end the podcast. I'm

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00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: saying nothing else, Greg Where can people find you if

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00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: they want to see you?

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00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 2: On the path train at the warm up? Yeah, I'm

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00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 2: just there in the audience.

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00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 1: So they have every month. Greig is always there when

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00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: he's not going to a wedding or something.

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00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 3: That's true, or when it's someone's birthday because that I'm busy.

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00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: What's your social media?

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00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 3: Social media? Best one is Instagram?

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00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 2: Okay, name is mister greg Ols, m R g R

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00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 2: E G G L L E S.

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00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 3: Same for all the other social media.

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00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: Twitter's just a copy of Instagram, and Facebook's fine, but

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00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 2: I never post on there, so Instagram hit me up,

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00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 2: send me a DM.

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00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: Slide in his d he is hopeless romantic, so romantically

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00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: slide in his d MS with the nudes.

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00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well is it dick click never asle or again

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00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 3: as long as it's pretty.

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Speaker 1: Okay. You can catch me on Instagram also rez r

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00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: e e z y And then of course you can

1254
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: check out the unofficial experts or not Sophie Media too. Yeah,

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00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 1: and mine's as just said j U s yd BW

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00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: And then yeah, be on the unofficial expert on Instagram

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00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: as well, and then you can catch us live on

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00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: May seventh, Sunday, May seventh, We're going to be live

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00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: and in your face, and Greg might probably be there.

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00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 3: I'll be there, all that.

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Speaker 1: Experts will be there. We're going to be at the

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00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: Wild Project. So it's not that far from Carmel Lounge.

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00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 1: And it's gonna be ten dollars because we mad free,

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00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: so you gotta pay something now. We need to get

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00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: a studio, y'all. So yeah, come see us, make sure

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00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: you subscribe, sure you rate the so let make sure

1267
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: you steal your friend's phone when they're in the bathroom

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01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: and subscribe to the podcast on their phone as well.

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01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 3: Yes, please, cool, Thank you guys had so much fun. Grace,

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Speaker 3: I love you.

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Speaker 1: To go back to work. Bye bye,