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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for telling my friend that

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Speaker 1: her degree is useless if she has to leave the

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Speaker 1: country to find work. I'm a what degree are we

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Speaker 1: talking here? We talk in underwater basket? Even these degrees,

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Speaker 1: these these nuts, degree in these nuts?

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Speaker 2: Oh uh?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I am a specialist. Why don't you measure the

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Speaker 1: degrees at these nuts? Because this room is hot and

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Speaker 1: these nuts have many degrees? Yeah, they do. I have

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Speaker 1: a high school friend, Diana, whom recently got her master's degree.

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Speaker 1: She lived in another city and we barely ever saw

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Speaker 1: each other, and she was always too busy for long

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Speaker 1: phone calls, so we just talked briefly every now and then.

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Speaker 1: During the time she spent on her degrees, I managed

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Speaker 1: to get married and start my own family.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: I do feel there's like a slight like while she

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Speaker 1: was getting her degrees, I managed to start family and

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Speaker 1: get everything set up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel it's like a little like, oh, I'm better

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Speaker 1: than her. Yeah, Like she's like, oh, she's so busy

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Speaker 1: with all the degrees. She doesn't have time for long

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Speaker 1: phone calls. She can only call me once every like day, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not for an hour, but for like fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: What the heck.

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Speaker 1: Diana was visiting her family and we met it for lunch.

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Speaker 1: I asked her about her degree, work, prospects, et cetera.

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Speaker 1: She did her master's in translation or interpreting or something

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Speaker 1: like that, so it sounds like she has some sort

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Speaker 1: of which, I mean, there's definitely work for that. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure a very studied like translator. Yeah, I mean, but

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Speaker 1: it's usually like in different countries or like at an

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Speaker 1: embassy or something. I was about to say, like is

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Speaker 1: like or not. Usually YouTube caption's gonna put her. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that would do it, but usually

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Speaker 1: like if you're really really good, you could be like a.

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Speaker 2: Translator for someone important.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in that or something. Yeah, I was, I was.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I was thinking. I was thinking

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Speaker 1: of transcribing cash. Yeah, because content. Usually it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like like there's if you can, It's like a diplomatic

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Speaker 1: kind of thing. It's like if if Obama and Kim

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Speaker 1: John Une are talking to each other, like you need

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Speaker 1: a good translator to not fuck up what Obama saying.

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Speaker 1: Imagine you're like, oh, I'm so sorry, I was brushing

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Speaker 1: up on my Rosetta Stone. I'm I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 1: Imagine you're like, you're like screw imposter syndrome, coming going to.

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Speaker 2: Their top nuclear crisis engaged.

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Speaker 1: And Diana said that she got a job that will

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Speaker 1: move her to Brussels. Cool, that's awesome. I've actually a

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Speaker 1: my friend Lois. She's working at a at NATO in Brussels.

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Speaker 1: Shout out, Lois in Brussels, Let's go NATO. I told

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Speaker 1: her that's crazy, stupid.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh he is terrible.

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Speaker 1: If she can't find a job locally, then her degree

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Speaker 1: was a waste of time. If she has to move

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Speaker 1: to a new country, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, world is so small. I managed to start

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Speaker 2: a family. What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Moving to Brussels could be at the center like like

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Speaker 1: I also, I don't think Opie realizes, like Brussels is

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Speaker 1: like the center of this whole world of like of

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Speaker 1: like like geold politics, like geopology, like like like world politics,

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Speaker 1: like Brussels is a center point. Like she's probably getting

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Speaker 1: a really good job, she's moving to Brussels. But she

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Speaker 1: squirted a kid out of Hercucci, so yeah, yeah, translate

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Speaker 1: that bitch. She said it's an amazing job opportunity, and

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Speaker 1: that she couldn't get anywhere around here. Apparently the job

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Speaker 1: is related to EU or parliament or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Or whatever parliament.

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Speaker 1: This is a big stuff right here, she says. I

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Speaker 1: admit I lost her with all the abbreviations she was using.

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Speaker 2: Op.

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Speaker 1: You you are projecting so hard right now. It is

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Speaker 1: so bad. She again said that it's an amazing opportunity

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Speaker 1: and she's excited. I asked her about the pay and

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Speaker 1: she told me. I said, Yo, what this woman is awful.

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Speaker 1: I said that my husband earns that without a degree.

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Speaker 1: So I was right about the waste of time and money.

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Speaker 1: And she said it's starting salary and it'll grow because

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Speaker 1: it's the first year. What this woman is odde Yeah. Also, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a starting salary. Usually it increases wildly after that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also like like we don't know, like her husband could

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Speaker 1: have been in like, you know, insurance sales for fifteen

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Speaker 1: years and it's like this person is like, you know,

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Speaker 1: just starting.

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Speaker 2: Starting her career.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's not even like what she makes, like

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Speaker 2: my husband makes more than you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like bru you go you you.

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Speaker 2: Go to Brussels.

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Speaker 1: If it's so it sounds like oh he is deeply unsatisfied,

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Speaker 1: y with where she is and compensating heavily by putting

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Speaker 1: this person down. She said it was pretty much training

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Speaker 1: and that it was a junior position. I again could God,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't enough. I again said that she could have

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Speaker 1: gotten a similar job here and wouldn't have wasted six

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Speaker 1: years and instead could have worked and started a family.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, it's getting more and more painful to read this.

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Speaker 1: And here's where and here's where she was rude. Dude,

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Speaker 1: she should have been rude ages ago, bro Oh, here's

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Speaker 1: where she was rude. She said, if she wanted to

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Speaker 1: be unhappy as me, then she'd start a family.

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Speaker 2: Clap back, creeking.

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Speaker 1: She threw it in my face that apparently I'm always

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Speaker 1: complaining about my husband but criticizing her. He's the best

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Speaker 1: husband in the world. I told her she's ridiculous and mean,

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Speaker 1: and then she called me an a hole, paid and

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Speaker 1: left the restaurant. She's not even I love who she

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Speaker 1: paid to. Yeah, she's like, boom, here's all my Brussels money,

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Speaker 1: bitch Yoh yeah, dude, we suck. I told my friends

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Speaker 1: about this, and they're split on who's the a hole.

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Speaker 1: So tell me here am I the A hole for telling.

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Speaker 2: You are the A whole? Like yo? You read it,

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Speaker 2: My god, you read it. People.

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Speaker 1: That was abhorrent, How terrible that was. You were the

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Speaker 1: a hole through and through.