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Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. Hello is Ashton there? Yes? Who

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Speaker 1: is it? My name is Seth McElroy. I worked for

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Speaker 1: the Department of State. I was calling regarding your passport. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: where is it? I like, I'm freaking out here. I

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Speaker 1: leave for China in the couple days. I need my

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Speaker 1: passport China. You're supposed to get it to me going

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Speaker 1: to China. Yes, I'm going to China on a business

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Speaker 1: trip and I need I needed it today. That was

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Speaker 1: gonna be my next question, business or pleasure? It sounds

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Speaker 1: like fun. That's far though as far as long trip, sir,

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Speaker 1: are you? I don't have time to talk about what

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Speaker 1: my business. I paid you guys extra money to get

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Speaker 1: me my passport. Way, what's the whole i'd hunt from you?

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering about your trip because it sounded

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Speaker 1: fun and I didn't. Okay, Well, sir, I appreciate your

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Speaker 1: interest in my trip to China, but all I need

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Speaker 1: from you right now is to tell me what the

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Speaker 1: status of my passport. Where is it? Well, I have

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Speaker 1: some good news and bad news for you. Good news

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Speaker 1: is your passport is done great so I can pick

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Speaker 1: it up. Bad news is it was accidentally sent to Canada.

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Speaker 1: How it could end up in Canada. Listen, all you

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Speaker 1: have to do is just go up to Canada. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you where to go. You can grab your passport

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Speaker 1: up there. Hey, dumb, dumb, are you using your brain?

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Speaker 1: I can't go to Canada to get my passport because

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Speaker 1: I need a fucking passport to get to Canada. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is, That's what I'm paying you for. That's a

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Speaker 1: good point. I didn't even think about that. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand how the US government. Why would the US government

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Speaker 1: send a US passport to Canada in the first place.

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Speaker 1: How does that get through? Sir? He just more listen.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey, look, I gotta US passport here. It

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Speaker 1: needs to be expedited. Guests, I'll send it to Canada. Okay, joke.

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Speaker 1: I get that you're man, But if you kind of

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Speaker 1: chill out for a second, maybe I can help you out,

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Speaker 1: kind of dude, Dude, I leave for China in two days. Show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll let's go to the oh manh yeah, I'll just

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Speaker 1: go to customs and say, oh man, no, biggie, I

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Speaker 1: don't like passport in Canada. We need to chill out. Listen,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Listen to me. Let's just say I

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Speaker 1: know a guy who's good at things. You know a

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Speaker 1: guy who's good at things? Huh, the same guys who

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Speaker 1: want to shift at the Canada. Hypothetically, Let's say that

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Speaker 1: this guy could bring that passport back over the border

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Speaker 1: from Canada for you for for four hundred dollars. Would

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Speaker 1: you be interested if I could? Yeah, you asked me

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Speaker 1: to pay more money to pay some guy? What I

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Speaker 1: never said that. You would definitely be paying anybody I said.

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Speaker 1: Let's say if I knew a guy who could do that,

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Speaker 1: would you be a game? I just don't believe. I

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Speaker 1: don't know the who are are you kidding? I know

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Speaker 1: a guy? What is it? The mob? I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: that if I had a friend who knew his way

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Speaker 1: around things? Yeah? Who is this guy? What is his name? FedEx?

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Speaker 1: What his name? His name? His name's Jubil thinking Jubil Yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this this is real fun. It's getting real funny. Okay.

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Speaker 1: What he likes to do is call people who get

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Speaker 1: easily worked up, uh and prank them. What this is actually?

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Speaker 1: Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your wife Kristen set you up. What oh, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what passport? Yeah, she does. She said your passport came

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Speaker 1: in the mail the other day. She just want to messag.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh man, my adults popped off. You

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Speaker 1: have no idea how to stressed to him about this

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Speaker 1: unbelievable All right, well, thank god. Weeke up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jon Tap weekday Morning five