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Speaker 1: pissed at you. Hi, not again, We're we keep breaking

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Speaker 1: this one was about twenty seconds. Yeah, well, well you

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Speaker 1: and said the name of the podcast, and then started

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Speaker 1: introducing it without giving me any space to also introduce myself. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just sort of felt like I was tired of

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Speaker 1: being under your thumb, and I thought it's time to

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Speaker 1: maybe be yourself and um take your power back. A

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Speaker 1: I've been living in your shadow for long enough. Ends

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Speaker 1: now you are the Ashley Simpson to your Jessica Simpson.

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Speaker 1: Not remember her song Living in the Shadow of someone

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Speaker 1: living in the Shadow of someone Else's Dream. Well, not

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Speaker 1: the Ashley Simpsons song living in the show the full

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Speaker 1: title is living in the Shadow of someone Else's Dream,

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Speaker 1: living in the shadow of my dream. Wow, I, where

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Speaker 1: were you? I remember the Simpson I remember it to Sam. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is it that the wrong song played? Georgia.

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Speaker 1: me by telling a story that's good. Thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: like a whole one. I had cutouts to my locker

427
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Speaker 1: of Buffy Um, Jennifer Garner analogous and Newma Thurman and

428
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Speaker 1: Killed Bill My fetish was a woman who know karate?

429
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: I mean Killed Bill was so huge. Yeah, I think

430
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Speaker 1: it was one of those I mean people did like it,

431
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Speaker 1: but I was like, does no one get that this

432
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: is actually the best movie every Yeah, I didn't get

433
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Speaker 1: enough credit. That's the problem with that. Even now, when

434
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Speaker 1: people mentioned like Tarantino's work, they won't say like that

435
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Speaker 1: was it's never killed Bill that they won't say that.

436
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Speaker 1: They will No one's brave. People are afraid right now?

437
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Speaker 1: Oh any she you and I have unfinished business. Well

438
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Speaker 1: also when people are like he doesn't like have roles

439
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: for like the once spint a time in Hollywood didn't

440
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Speaker 1: have enough lines for Margot Robbie, I'm like, okay, well

441
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 1: he made kill Bill. Yeah, pro women, George George George's

442
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Speaker 1: women have enough role. Yeah they got one movie. Yeah,

443
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Speaker 1: booked one time. So no twice there's a sequel. You're right.

444
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Speaker 1: When you're right, you're right. Um, oh my gosh, Oh

445
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Speaker 1: my gosh. She'll be like, do our segment. Oh my god,

446
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 1: it's so great. We're finishing each other's sentence. Okay, so

447
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Speaker 1: our first second straight shooters and it is a segment.

448
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Speaker 1: I mean this podcast we should mention is actually entitled

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Speaker 1: Stradio lab. Oh my god, I think you mentioned that,

450
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Speaker 1: did we though we could, there's no way to we

451
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Speaker 1: can't roll the table. Remember my memory, my famous that's true?

452
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Speaker 1: You remember famously? Is it not? Consistent. So actually we

453
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Speaker 1: don't know if you remember, and this one it never

454
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Speaker 1: remembers wrong, either remembers right or doesn't remember. I've actually

455
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Speaker 1: never remembered something wrong. That's that's crazy. Yeah, thank you. Well,

456
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Speaker 1: now that it's definitively we know we've already we said it,

457
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Speaker 1: so there's no reason to say that you're currently listening rare.

458
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Speaker 1: That would be insane if someone so. Our first and

459
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Speaker 1: then in the podcast is in a sense about about

460
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Speaker 1: what is the podcast about? It's about this post is

461
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Speaker 1: about something right, yes, wait, that's you know. The one

462
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Speaker 1: thing we forgot to do is figure out what it

463
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Speaker 1: was about. Oh my god, we got everything else we bought,

464
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Speaker 1: you know, we got studios. We bought the studios. We're

465
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Speaker 1: actually in an immen's credit card debt because of all

466
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Speaker 1: the equipment we've had to buy. We think about what

467
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Speaker 1: the podcast to guest. Oh my god. Anyway, our first

468
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: segment is called straight Shooters, and it is where we

469
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Speaker 1: engauge our guests familiarity with straight culture by asking a

470
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Speaker 1: series of it's not yet by asking a series you've

471
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Speaker 1: been introduced. But please be quiet, cause I first thought

472
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Speaker 1: it was gonna be a YouTube thing. And as soon

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Speaker 1: as you said, I was in the next this is

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Speaker 1: a bob Okay. So what's interesting is that we can

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Speaker 1: actually unintroduce to it any time and you'll go back

476
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Speaker 1: to that's something that only happens with this funny and

477
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Speaker 1: it's like, doesn't care about me? Yeah, okay, it's already

478
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Speaker 1: our producer. I am, yeah, I am. Respect to you

479
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Speaker 1: loss if you laughed at my jokes, yeah, I'm just kidding. Wait,

480
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Speaker 1: literally just kidding. See, we are we bad at podcasting.

481
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Speaker 1: Be honest, you guys are incredible, Pat, Pat, are you lying?

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Speaker 1: I actually don't. I have a follow up question? Are

483
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: you really not lying? Okay? Notes right now? What would

484
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Speaker 1: they be? Literally? No, no, it's at this moment, no noting.

485
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: And that was the end of our segment. Any do

486
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Speaker 1: you have any notes for how we're doing ellipses? Question? Mark?

487
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 1: Oh my, we literally give you and you And the

488
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 1: thing is everyone, here's the thing that everyone who's ever

489
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 1: done a podcast, they both you know what I'm gonna say,

490
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: they both overthink and underthink it. Can I ask you, guys,

491
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: how many of these you've recorded? We have lost count,

492
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: that's how far down the last time we don't Sam

493
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: you were number three on my podcast. Actually that's interesting

494
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: you and George anyway, So don't overthink it, and also

495
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: don't underthink it. You do have to think about it.

496
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: You have to think about it the correct amount. And

497
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: the thing is no matter what you do. Yes, we

498
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: love to tell the extent to which you're thinking about it,

499
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: and we will throw the results out the window if

500
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: you don't think about it. Probably my answer is correct.

501
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, and there is there is a right wrong.

502
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Speaker 1: But if you reached the right answer, dishonestly, you might

503
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Speaker 1: as well have said the wrong answer. Yeah, it's really

504
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: we need to see the work. Yeah, but but without

505
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: you show but don't show us. Don't show us the work.

506
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: Don't get me started to show your work culture. I

507
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 1: hated whatever, Like when I would get an answer right

508
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: and you didn't show your work. It's like it was

509
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: in my head bed I had to literal computer calculator.

510
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: So it's like it's bled into everything, like people being

511
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: like I'm working, I'm writing hard, I'm working, and it's

512
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: just show me when it's done, show the product. You

513
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: know what's interesting all of social media is showing your

514
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: work culture. It is this is actually this podcast is

515
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: now smart. Yeah, it's like the behind the scenes feature.

516
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: It has gone too far and now it's always yeah,

517
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: oh I'm so upset. Like sure, I'll watch a blooper

518
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: reel every once in a while. Yeah, everyone, that can't

519
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: be everything we do. Yes, yeah, we can't only have bloopers.

520
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: We should get Mark Zuckerberg on the well he is

521
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: single handedly funding it, yeah, which is which is so

522
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Speaker 1: it's weird that we're in so much debt because I

523
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: think because he was like, yeah, I'll totally fund it,

524
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Speaker 1: so we're like great, and then we just like didn't

525
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Speaker 1: tell him what we were thinking. Like the budget that

526
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Speaker 1: he did provide is like yeah, like two millions good,

527
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: but like we did we like are recording at the

528
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Speaker 1: top of the Rock, which we bought. And it's just

529
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: like the creative he always has these suggestions. He's like

530
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: he should be about tech. So yeah, no, it's not

531
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: it's about about te what's it about? We haven't thought

532
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: about it yet, And the only thing we do know

533
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: is that it's not about you know what it's not

534
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: about and tech? Is that in a sentence about everything

535
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: that isn't tech? Um. I read something one time and

536
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: this it does deal with tech um. We can breathe,

537
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: but we can believe. I read something one's crazy about

538
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: the CEO of Twitter or the perspect I guess. I

539
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Speaker 1: guess freak um. And I'm really obsessed with like WHOA

540
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: George was really hungry. This is like me being closet

541
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: and being aggressive paper like, I can't tell anyone I'm obsessed.

542
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: I have a podcast about like everything, but tech um.

543
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: It was something that was like he only eats one

544
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: meal a day, and every day, right when he wakes up,

545
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: he takes up freezing, freezing freezing called bath to prove

546
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: to himself he's willing to do anything that day for

547
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Speaker 1: some reason, that's in my mind. That sentence is going

548
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: to end with it he takes some people, Um he

549
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: will really yeah, you just describe, right, he starves himself,

550
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Speaker 1: describes disorder. I guess that commediate that I am someone.

551
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: One time I knew American timeline, butag is being done

552
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: towards me. Um someone time on time I knew it

553
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: was like shut so regularly every morning when they wake up.

554
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: That one time I was saying, howm I go somewhere

555
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: each morning? And they were like, well, I don't think

556
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: I could do that because I would need to be

557
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: up for an hour before that to shut And I

558
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: was like what, and she's like, yeah, like I shipped

559
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: like right when I wake up every morning. And it's

560
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: like that, I think, And that's something you have to

561
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: plant around. That's crazy and it's a really hard Well

562
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: could be better that way? Like the way I do it,

563
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: it's just like emergency sometimes throughout the day. Yeah, well,

564
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Speaker 1: what's been happening with me? The ambulance will be it's

565
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: been happening whening with me recently? The listeners plug your Ears?

566
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: Is that because I've been listeners Plug your Ears? Yeah? No. One,

567
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: First of all, we don't release any episodes, right, is that?

568
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: Since I've been bounding so much, it's it gets hard

569
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Speaker 1: to like les I take. I have to talk about

570
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: bottom if I take a break from Unless I take

571
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: a break from bottoming, I literally can't go that far

572
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: from a TWI because I literally can't hold in my

573
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: ship for that long. Isn't that sad? But then it

574
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: bounces right back if one of us goes on vacation.

575
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: How long does it take a bounce back? Literally three days?

576
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: How often do you bott I would say like average

577
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: once a day, but like some days I don't, but

578
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: like wait, really every single day no, but like yesterday

579
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: we had sex twice. We'll probably have sex today and

580
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: then maybe like tomorrow, maybe we won't. And it's always

581
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: penetrated animal sex. Yeah, that's what's going on. This is

582
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: like I would be happy to sometimes just suck dicks,

583
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: of course, but that's a classic. It's kind of a

584
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: classic for a reason. Um but for one of my

585
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: partner is not addicted to head and for two, I'm

586
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: bad at had I guess, And for three, um we

587
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: I always say like he was straight for a long time.

588
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: He just didn't get when he kind of came into

589
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: the relationship. That's like, we don't always have fully penished

590
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: of anal sex every time he gets a problem. It's like, well,

591
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: when like I could always be like I don't want it,

592
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: but then like once you start working up and like whatever,

593
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: then you really start wanting to. The worst is when

594
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: and then like in the beginning of our relationship and

595
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: I was like really like, okay, this is new, this

596
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: is new, this is new. I was literally spending like

597
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: hours a day at doing animals probably did ruptable damage

598
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: to my Lower Intestine and now I'm passing. I'm pure

599
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: for men much worked for a bit, now it doesn't.

600
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: Um that's the thing with pure for men is that

601
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: it what do you get tolerant of it or something.

602
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it just no, it will work

603
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: and then not work and then work again. Like it

604
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: so annoying. It's almost worse than just not working. But

605
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: I do supplement. I think it's beautiful. Sorry, it's I

606
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: think more than anything, I'm just impressed that you have

607
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: sex once a day. Yeah. Well again it's not like

608
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: every day, but I would say averages out to probably

609
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: like once a day. That's almost more impressive. But it's like,

610
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: oh not not today, but then every two days you

611
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: have sex twice. Yeah, sex twice in one day is like, well,

612
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: it's almost so diff It's almost easier on the bottom

613
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: because it's like, um, you know, if if you kind

614
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: of if you are bottoming right, you really it's so

615
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: much easier to boom, you know what I mean? Like

616
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: if I take a break, then it's like oh this now,

617
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 1: which is why I'm always awful at it. Once every

618
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: six months. Because this is a podcast about straight culture. Um,

619
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: so today we're talking about bottoming. That's a straight concept

620
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 1: for the day. No I do. I crave like symposium

621
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: on bottoming. I want, like I feel like gay men

622
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: have no idea what's going on totally like Okay, we're trying. Yeah. Well,

623
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: I would say, in fact, not just with the bottoming,

624
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: but with like being gay. I think it is a

625
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: common um thing that everyone thinks they are doing something

626
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: wrong in some way. That's you know what I mean.

627
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: But we were at a gay space last night, and

628
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: some of the gay people there are like, oh, you

629
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: like know the whole deal of like how to be gay,

630
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you know all the

631
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 1: dance moves. We're wearing this outfit, and I was like you,

632
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: I can't imagine the type of sex you have. It

633
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: must be absolutely perfect, Like it must be like the

634
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: kind of sex you're supposed to have as a gay person.

635
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But you're sever I feel like

636
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: that's what you are, Like you are like that have

637
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: the type of sex you're supposed to have. We have

638
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: modeled through somehow good. We don't know all the dances,

639
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: but but I mean, I know what you mean of

640
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: that feeling of like, um, everyone else knows what to do.

641
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: But you do go to a gay space and you're like,

642
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: you see the gays from TV. You know what I mean?

643
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: You wanted this doesn't mean all gay people. And then

644
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: you go like a space like we went last night

645
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh the TV was right, now it's wrong,

646
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: do you know what? So this is I feel the

647
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: same way with being in like an aggressively straight space,

648
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: like let's say a sports bar where you're like, oh,

649
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: suddenly all the guys are wearing like red Sox cat

650
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: hats and like acting like frat bros. And then all

651
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: the not to be you know. It's like and then

652
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: all the women are like dressed in a certain way

653
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: and like done their do their hair in a certain

654
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: way and whatever. And it's like it just when you're

655
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: in a space that has like an overpowering spirit that

656
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: is where um, heterosexuality or homosexuality happened at their most

657
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: overt totally totally. It's like what are these men from

658
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: last night like in their work and there are places

659
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: of work maybe back maybe not doing what if they're

660
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: not dial back day before the big meeting their parties

661
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 1: like last night, I am like, where do you people

662
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 1: come and where are you going? And you know what's crazy?

663
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: They all work in marketing. Yeah, that's the sickest thing

664
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: of all. Working in marketing is so perverted. It is

665
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: literally the most it's disgusting thing, and it's running rampant

666
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: in our community. Yeah, we're getting to the I mean,

667
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 1: I think, and I've talked to this public way before

668
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: that there's something sinister happening with everyone being an account manager?

669
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everyone? What are all the accounts? Yeah, what's

670
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: going on exactly? Or project managers? Project manager art that

671
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: I mean, even creative directors. Yeah, like what that's the

672
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: creative director is the altar of account manager. Yes, and

673
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: this is all leading up to our segment straight shooting. Okay,

674
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: so this is a second where we give you a

675
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: series of rapid fire questions to gauge your familiarity with

676
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: straight culture. Um. So you know, an example would be

677
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: uh friends or Seinfeld and then you would just have

678
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 1: to give a quick answer to okay, am I saying,

679
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: but you're already over there, okay, and I know what

680
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: you were about to say, and it doesn't matter, and

681
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: take that note, but don't take it too far and

682
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: underthinking okay, and you know what I'm going to start with,

683
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: something we've already discussed. Are you ready? Account manager or

684
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: project manager? Project manager? WFMU or w x m U,

685
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: w F m U. A spicy margarita or a bloody

686
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: Mare with like a lot going on, Bloody Mary with

687
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: a lot going on? Middle school or intermediate school, um

688
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: middle school, Applebee's or cheesecake factory, Apple fucking Bees, p

689
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Speaker 1: d A or p s A or n s A

690
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: or PTSD, PTSD all that on Nickelodeon or Amanda Show.

691
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: All that glass have full or glass empty? Um glass

692
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 1: empty glasses or contact glasses mark or mindy mindy air

693
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: pods or earbuds, earbuds well same, Actually that's what they

694
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: used in the fifties. Everyone was just drinking milk trick

695
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: and absolutely blasting things on their air buds. Wow, how

696
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: do you feel? I think you did really really well.

697
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: Those are really good. I wish if I could go

698
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,959
Speaker 1: back in time, I would have said spicy Mark over

699
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: bare with a lot going on. I would say blame Mary,

700
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: bloody Mary. If that'd top there. I was ready to

701
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: say because I used to love bloody. But when I

702
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: was saying before it's like when there's too much going on,

703
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: it's really you're searching for something. You're trying to be funny.

704
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: You don't have to be funny with the blame Mary,

705
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: Like right, a fucking tweet. Okay, this is so UCB.

706
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: You're literally doing UCB treating right now. I am you're

707
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: like literally being like, guys, stay grounded. I am not

708
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: like you're literally you're literally Brandon Gardner. I would kill

709
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: to be or be sucked by Brandon. That's going through

710
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: all the UCB pictures. Can absolutely really he is mainly one.

711
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: I would say, mainly just him. No offense to the

712
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: amazing men and women doing incredible work at the u

713
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: CV Chanan Center, each of them, but you unfortunately cannot Patty.

714
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to suck me, Brandon Gardner. I think no,

715
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: he can find me because I think I've said that

716
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: in other public spaces. Isn't it crazy when you tell

717
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: someone that they're allowed to suck you and then they don't.

718
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: You know, that keeps happy, it relations so you can

719
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: literally do whatever you want to me and yeah you're not,

720
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: And then they're kind of like, so anyway, like what

721
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: do you want to order it's like it's like when

722
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: people don't vote, and it's like, you know, it's a

723
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: real right to be able to like that people died

724
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: for people have fought for this right. Um I um yeah,

725
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: who was I just picking of who can Oh. I

726
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: was like reminiscing yesterday about killed, I'm not killed, fail

727
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: of the Future, similar, And I tweeted something that was

728
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: like he could have destroyed me when I was twelve.

729
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: But like the thing is, then I twitter. You know

730
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: when you like tweet something that you Twitter search it

731
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: and like every single basic person in the world has

732
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: already tweeted it. It's crazy. Literally one of the you

733
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: know how there are people that like are very supportive

734
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 1: of your tweets and you're just constantly you don't know

735
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: who they are, but you just constantly theater name one

736
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: of them. His Twitter name is literally like fill of

737
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: the future, like rail me or something. Oh yeah, And

738
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: I kind of carefully but I mean I have a

739
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,760
Speaker 1: little yeah. Um yeah. So then I leave the tweet

740
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: and I actually came up with a better one. Well

741
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: what was the better one? It was about Disney. I

742
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 1: actually want kind of what's your what's your guys rule

743
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,479
Speaker 1: for viral, Like when do you start saying your stuff? Okay,

744
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: at this point, this is viral two retweets for me,

745
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 1: it's thirty k like th k likes. Yeah. See, it's

746
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: more of a feeling because I think it's viral spectrum.

747
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: It's not a binary. Yeah. I do feel like like

748
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: I've had stuff that's like ten k likes. I'm like

749
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: that counts, like the way it got those legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

750
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: you know, because I guess really viral if we want

751
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: to talk about virility, and then, um it is more

752
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: about retweets. But that's what I was going to say.

753
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: I don't measure it that way. Isn't that interesting that

754
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: that's um? So I in the last two weeks I

755
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 1: had to that one got eighty and one Gotti well yeah,

756
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: and both of them had slow starts. And that is

757
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: so stressful when you tweet and you're like, okay, everyone

758
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: hates this. Yeah, and but then like to bet on

759
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: yourself and be like I'm going to leave it up.

760
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: You know sometimes I tweet bad. I have bad tweets,

761
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: and I say just let it be. Yeah, you know,

762
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: like you had that thought, you had that experience, like

763
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: completely valid the bat if you can't handle me at

764
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: my bad tweets, you can don't deserve me in my

765
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: good tweet. Yeah, that's not my experience. I delete immediately

766
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: everything I've ever boasted, every thought I've had, I immediately

767
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: take back. Wow, um um, what are we all doing here?

768
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: That's a real wait. This is actually when you like

769
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: open your eyes and you're like, wait, we're all sitting

770
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: in front of microphones with because of there are candles,

771
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: color story and the candles. Yeah. Um. Something I just

772
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: thought of is that this is the second time within

773
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: maybe two weeks. I want to say that Pat and

774
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: I were talking about bottoming and our assholes on my

775
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 1: am I being interrupted. I shall go with that. Sometimes

776
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: we we were so rude to our previous gifts. What

777
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: made that episode good? I don't want to hear any

778
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: more of her. I don't want to hear any more

779
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: of her. We were mean. It was like, actually was like, wait,

780
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: are we bad at this? Which is kind of why

781
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: I was asking you and I have signed off and

782
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: I was like, you're great at this. I do think

783
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: our peak was around the time you told us we

784
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: were good at it, and since then it's been downhill.

785
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: Interesting that's interesting to that. So this is the point

786
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: in the podcast where we first bring up the idea

787
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: of potentially having a topic and then maybe like discussed

788
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: it a little bit and then kind of go back

789
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: to free form. I love that so like you. Yeah,

790
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: So when you came in, we were discussing very loosely,

791
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: like what our potential topics for today, and we were saying,

792
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: you know, what are you familiar with? What do you enjoy?

793
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: And um, we actually thought we could do something kind

794
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: of edgy. You mentioned football, m and we thought football,

795
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,919
Speaker 1: that's sort of on the nose, But in a way

796
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: it's so on the nose, it's like, yeah, you have

797
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: to cover it. Yeah, And it's almost like a comment

798
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: on talking about Yeah, it's like able like cargo shorts.

799
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: It's like okay, yeah, yeah, it's you have to do it. Yeah.

800
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: Because like when I got the Christie famously wrote body

801
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: in the Library. I always say that because exactly like that,

802
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: because it's because she was like, this is such a

803
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: trope and I've never done it, and I'm the queen

804
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: and so now I'm going to do it. What are

805
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 1: other things like that? Would you say? The album Blackout

806
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: by Britney Spears was kind of a commentary I'm being

807
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: black out, maybe you know what last there's so many goods.

808
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: I know, it's like so covered and I know, but

809
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: howking about football you can talk about Britney. It's just

810
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: crazy how every Brittney is not every Britney song, but

811
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: like every Brittney I actually on the way home from

812
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: the Coral, but last night I was like, it's crazier.

813
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: I was like, they played so much Britney night and

814
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: like every Britney song is goody forgotten. He was like, well,

815
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: not every Britney song. I was like, okay, Angela. Then

816
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: I rolled out of that and I didn't like, like

817
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 1: the beginning of Lady Bird, I've tumbled out of the wait.

818
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: Angela has seen like literally every episode of American's Next

819
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: Top Model, like the three times, it's like no notes.

820
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: But then with Britney, suddenly he's a kind of story.

821
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: Um so, but for song they played that Britney's last night,

822
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I forgot this song.

823
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: Do you know what? That song not like a classic

824
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,959
Speaker 1: Britty song about a recent song that you just forget about?

825
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: Hold it against Me? And then that was that was.

826
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: And also, this is what I wanted to say too,

827
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: is they've had a dance remix of Pieces of Me

828
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: and I went off to it. Yeah, like Ashley Simpson, Yeah,

829
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: can controversial. I had so much fun last night. Well,

830
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: you were saying with me, can I say, yeah, We've

831
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 1: literally discussed it already. You were going for a role

832
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: in the Hey my being rolling. I was so envious.

833
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: How do you feel this morning? Sometimes I get really

834
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: sad the next day and so we whatever. But but

835
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: we have to I am doing But this is the

836
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: segment where we talk about things we already talking about you.

837
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: For the listeners who were keeping up with this journey, Um,

838
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm feeling actually fine. I think the last time was

839
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: the second day after Yeah, I just keep saying that

840
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: for the rest of You're like like sometimes it's the

841
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: next day and you literally never know when it's gonna hit.

842
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: You'll be like seventy five. It's like, oh my god,

843
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm coming down from that one day where they played

844
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: Holding against Me, Hold It against Me and the dancing

845
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,479
Speaker 1: mix up Pieces of Me. I do love the dance

846
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 1: remix of Pieces of Me. Yeah, it was crazy because

847
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: you would never think, you know, I always remember about

848
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,479
Speaker 1: with Pieces of Me driving in my car with my dad,

849
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: were with my kids. Our kids are my little silas

850
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: my dad and our kids. This is so fifties freaking

851
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: giant milkshakes. But it was actually so we're going to

852
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: play any golf, my whole family, but by my home,

853
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: my family never but my mom because say it with me,

854
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: moms don't play miny golf. So, um, I'm in the passenger,

855
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: the little kids are in the back some second of

856
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: six kids, and um it was my junior year. So

857
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: of course, of course Pieces of Me was. So it

858
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: comes on the radio, it's new. It's like it's kind

859
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: of first week of being on the radio and to

860
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: the world. I'll never heardet my dad. This is so

861
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: not my dad at all, but I'll never forget. He

862
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: was like, this song is going to be a hit,

863
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: I swear to God. And I was like, you're right,

864
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: and I think of it now. All that was like

865
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: my dad was right, Wow, how what kind of car

866
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: did you guys drive? So my dad had my Um,

867
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: I like that, you didn't even miss a You're like,

868
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: thank you for asking. Nobody guess the kind of car. Actually,

869
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: we always had one. We always had one car that

870
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: was like a big STV that everyone could fit in.

871
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: Because you're such a family that was always stressed about

872
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: big families, we would always TV and your mean, no,

873
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: my parents are very cool. When someone happened, my parents

874
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: are very much like it's unnatural to have a TV

875
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: in places other than your living room, right, Yeah, you played.

876
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: Even my cousins like have when there in their kitchen. Yeah,

877
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: And it was like that's a bastardization. That's not how

878
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: God intended kitchens to beate um but um. So we

879
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: had one like expedition or suburban or something, which was

880
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: it our expedition and then the excision broke different cars

881
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: and we could always fight about if you get one

882
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: of those three rds SUVs the the last seat because

883
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: the tires goes, you have like no leg room. So

884
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: it was like like I remember running out of church

885
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: like people sprinting because norm want to be Oh no no.

886
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't even that the first person in and the

887
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: last person and the car seat would always go in

888
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: the middle. So the first person in last or two

889
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: car seats sometimes somehow we all want to be in

890
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: the middle row somehow because of the car seat situation,

891
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: the first person and the last person got to sit

892
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: in the middle row. So you have to either race,

893
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: and then if you didn't get first, you have to

894
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: try to start walk really slow, and people would like

895
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: and people be like tying their shoes, and my mom

896
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: would be like, we're going from George, and no, I

897
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: wanted to get to the car. You have to sit

898
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: and the back anyways, and then my dad and then

899
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 1: we would have like one like old car that we

900
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: got somewhere like for my dad's job, the trans station

901
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: and my senior year, I would drop him off and

902
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: I would drive. But that car um when I got

903
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: cold with the battle, you would die every time I

904
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 1: got cold. So I got really good a jumping cars

905
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: because from like November to February, every day to jump

906
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: my car to go home from practice. Can I just

907
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: say that story contained every single topic on our straight

908
00:49:54,960 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: really like minivans, church, family, an absent and a mom

909
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: being absent, A straight man saying a song is going

910
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: to be a huge head. It really is like, Wow,

911
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: Pats come so far like that you came from like

912
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: a straighter space that I do think. I do think

913
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 1: of you when you have a lot of siblings, it's

914
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: inherently a straight experience because none of them. Well it's

915
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 1: interesting that you say that, because often it's a very

916
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: not straight experience because there's more likelihood that some of

917
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 1: them will not be straight. Right, But in your case,

918
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: you're the only thing. Well, there's just even if like

919
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: more than one orange ja I think. I think for me,

920
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: it was like there was six kids. I was second

921
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: in like the three there was always at least one

922
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: person under the age of five. So when I was

923
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: like sixteen, it was like, no one has time for

924
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: you to act, you know what I mean, Like you

925
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: can't just be. You just kind of have to like

926
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: do what everyone else is doing because there's not enough

927
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: time for you to kind of do your own thing.

928
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: That makes maybe the younger kids could have because there

929
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: wasn't like a baby they could have. When there's a baby,

930
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: it's hard to be a Yeah. Sure, I do think

931
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: though that the younger you are, the more just doesn't matter.

932
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 1: Younger my sisters progressively got away with just right insaneh

933
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: and yeah, and I think they should be punished for

934
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: being lesbian. But it's funny because when I was, when

935
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,959
Speaker 1: we were doing seek treatment, I somehow as a joke,

936
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: I said, I have two sisters and we're all gay,

937
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: which is wrong. They're both straight. But then someone didn't

938
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: realize I was joking and DM, we're not gonna say

939
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: and then who, Okay, you don't forget who? I didn't

940
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: remember who? Wrong, I don't remember I remember right. I mean,

941
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: you had a lot of trouble remembering that car story.

942
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: Artimately remembered it right, except for the part I didn't remember.

943
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: But someone mmy and then was like, oh my god,

944
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: I also have two gay si blakes. And I to

945
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: break it to him that like like he felt this

946
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: connection because he was like, oh my god, it's so

947
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 1: rare that you meet someone who's like one of three

948
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: and they're all gay. And I was like one of

949
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: those just like an offhanded joke that did not land.

950
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: Misha has two slings. Oh my god, we should get that.

951
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: I shook an next to the other guy. Yeah. I

952
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: find that many twins are gay, and I find that

953
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: in the nineties it was all about identical it was,

954
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: and now it's all about fraternal. It's all about fraternal

955
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: and you don't can't even tell they're twins, which is like,

956
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: so like kind of a lie, like just look the

957
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: same lying that's who I thought it might be. Oh,

958
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: now this is kind of classic seek treatment. We're writing

959
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: things in the notes app, we're showing them to our guests.

960
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: No one understands what's going on. Um Hey, it's a

961
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: bad podcast. That show. We worked really hard on that.

962
00:52:54,880 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: Everyone hates it. Um um. So back to balla, back

963
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: to our original discussion. So actually I have a story

964
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 1: about football. That would be the time. Yeah, because we

965
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: actually are almost a Siriana. Okay, well this is almost

966
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: this is kind of like your two stories early on

967
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: that bad and then it's good. Yeah, okay, okay, it's

968
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're getting an opportunity to say a story

969
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 1: like that. Can we actually do you mind if we

970
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: do be completely bitchy throughout the beginning sort of yawns

971
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: to our previous I'm already on essentially what happened to us.

972
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: But I was a little my mom you had to

973
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: do all the main sports like your baseball, your soccer,

974
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: your basketball was never part of that mix because it

975
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: was like you had to buy pads and stuff. And

976
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: then awesome when year of football was part of the mix.

977
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: And so me and my brother. It was when your mom.

978
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 1: It's when your mom just signed you up. You have

979
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: to try out. My mom signs me and my older brother,

980
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: who's always better at sports than me because he's shade

981
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: for football. We go second a practice gave you straight material.

982
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: The second day of practice, a person falls on me.

983
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: I break my rest, so I'm then having to for

984
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: some reason, I always go and watch my brother's games,

985
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: a team I'm supposed to be on, but I have

986
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: a cast. I'm one time standing at the game in

987
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 1: my cast on the sidelines, watching and there's a girl

988
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: next to me. I stand up and look at the girl.

989
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: And who am I looking at? But a young Lindsay Lohan. Yeah,

990
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: and I go I go to her. I say that

991
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: girl from parents Shop, Yeah, and I go. Cool. I

992
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: like that you developed an accident as you story. That

993
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 1: that twist of that story, that is what football is

994
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: all about. The hail Mary passed. I want to know

995
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: what's crazy? Okay, get ready? In Sam stories, a musician,

996
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: a popular musicians interrupted by sports, and in your story,

997
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 1: sports were interrupted by a popular two thousand my celebrities.

998
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: Your story again, it was really that's how I don't

999
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: know how I don't remember it wrong. I don't remember,

1000
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: you don't remember. No, mine was about Rihanna coming out

1001
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: and may not know it's it doesn't necessarily I would

1002
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: say my thing was like I was at a musical

1003
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: event and then another musical thing happened, so it's less

1004
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: there's less contrast, like it actually doesn't. It's not that

1005
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: insane that that David Getta brought out Rihanna, whereas it

1006
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: is insane that Lindsay Logan was that your football I know,

1007
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: so I always thought from an early age, I was like, oh,

1008
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: she was watching her because we're from the same area.

1009
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: I think she's watching her brother play. But she doesn't

1010
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: have any owner brothers, so it wouldn't make sense. Her

1011
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 1: brothers are much younger and actually went to my high school.

1012
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: But Cody Lohan in to my high school was Dina

1013
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: Lohan was at my little brother's graduation. The truth is

1014
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: Victoria Gotti and that's just the truth. Who's Victoria Gotti

1015
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: from the Gaudis. I don't know what that. I don't

1016
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: know mob mob growing up Gatty. It's the Gatti. John

1017
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: Gotti is a famous mob boss. And there was a

1018
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 1: reality and then yeah, they went ahead into the reality

1019
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: show got the green light. Um, so that's just some

1020
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 1: name dropping that Dina and Victoria were at my brother's graduation.

1021
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: But what I will say is they look kind of like, yeah, um,

1022
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: when you said that breaking your wrist is gay for something,

1023
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: and I just had the vision of like every gay

1024
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: person going through it's like you never know how much

1025
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: to flick your wrist in the beginning, so you always

1026
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 1: break your wrist. It's like a write of passage, like

1027
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: after I come out, I broke my wrist and then

1028
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: like after that was seals. I'll never forget when you

1029
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: get your wrists, your cast cut off, your muscle, your

1030
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: wrist hasn't like your muscles are like at your or whatever.

1031
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: So it really does the natural gay slang. And I

1032
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 1: remember I can't not do it, and it was like crazy. Um.

1033
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan was my beard celebrity crush in high school.

1034
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: Well she was do you remember the photograph? And this

1035
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: I was heaters actually attracted to this speaking of football,

1036
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: there was an image of it was like maybe right

1037
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 1: after Freaky Friday, maybe right two mean girls. It was

1038
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: like when it was when she got the boot, like

1039
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: huge boobs all the Sunden and it was a picture

1040
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: of her sitting on a bed, and my friends would

1041
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: always look at it and it was like she was

1042
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: like it maybe a bikini top or maybe just a

1043
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: bikini sitting on the bed, and it was so hot

1044
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: and she was really tanned. Her boobs looks really good. No,

1045
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,439
Speaker 1: I feel like I can picture what you're it was saying,

1046
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: but it's like just escaping me. Yeah, I can tell

1047
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: you the color of the bikini. Yeah, I think it

1048
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: was rainbow. Actually, okay, right, both her wrists are broken. Um,

1049
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 1: I see if I could find them, you know in

1050
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: football when they like put all the X and I'm

1051
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: google imaging Lindsay Lohan on a bed. Let's see what

1052
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: comes up. Rainbow in my mind. I know this is

1053
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: not true, but I want to say it was like

1054
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: a rolling Stone cover. But that's not It could be possible, okay,

1055
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: because I do remember, do you know it was hot

1056
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:55,439
Speaker 1: the Britney Spears rolling Stone cover where she's where she's

1057
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: like going like that, oh wait, do you know what

1058
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. She's not the one where she's like no,

1059
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: but I know because on that one, I feel like

1060
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: she was like, okay, you guys, I found it. I

1061
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: found the image. Okay, so this isn't actually as hot

1062
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: as I remember, but I'm getting right now that I

1063
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: used to be sure, Like that's not hot. Let me see.

1064
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna describe it. I do remember it. Yeah, and

1065
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: she has a classic belly button ring yeah, and she's

1066
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: ring yeah kind of the I think that this was

1067
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: part of a series of pictures actually, and I think,

1068
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: well often it is a full photo shoot, and I

1069
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: think that's finally following that beautiful tradition. Oh that is okay,

1070
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: So I found the Brittany. The Brittany tops were passing

1071
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: around pictures of shirt Let's girls like, oh yeah, this

1072
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: is from bottom. Wait, can I say something? So this

1073
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: this is an insane artifact of this time. So the headline,

1074
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: this is Brittany in two thousand three. The headline is

1075
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: Brittany on justin that kiss and being alone. So it

1076
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: was right after the Madonna kiss and right after her breakup.

1077
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: I remember I remember being across country practice my freshman

1078
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,919
Speaker 1: year and that was when that happened. Yeah, and then

1079
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: I saw an amazing story. Sorry, I'm gonna be honest,

1080
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: And who is there, Amanda By We just literally all

1081
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: our stories are about at one point somebody, Yeah, okay,

1082
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: the two thousand three hot list is Vigo Mortenson, who

1083
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: is that again? Lord of the Rings, Scarlett Johansson, And

1084
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: then the next three I don't know, Amy Mullins been

1085
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: around Ryan Adams. Yeah, I feel like I know who

1086
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: Ryan Adams is. But I'm also like, is that Bryan Adams?

1087
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: He got? He got canceled? Right? He did? Okay, so

1088
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: he's bad. So talk about a not hot list? And

1089
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: then the and then something named brand New do you

1090
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: know what that? Sorry? Okay? And then oh b Trice,

1091
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: sure the Rapper. I truly do not know anyway, I

1092
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: don't know what the end game of this was. Yeah,

1093
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: you actually just started reading off your phone for no

1094
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: It's like such an I thought that Brittany unjust them

1095
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: that kiss him being alone was like a really funny

1096
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: thing to read. And then I got two carried away

1097
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm gonna read everything else that's on

1098
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: this Rolling Stone cover from two thousand three. George read

1099
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: my lips Save the Artifacts for the Museum. That was

1100
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: a classic. It's always read. It was a classic read

1101
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: that's always iconic. When Sam whips out his iconic catchphrase

1102
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: save the artifacts from the museum. Oh my god. Wow,

1103
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: so football? So and who can forget why we're here from?

1104
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I couldn't talk football football. Here's my

1105
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: thing with football? Yes, um, And I have a point

1106
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: after that, and I have a point after that, and

1107
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm on double deck and I said I have before

1108
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: a football includes baseball. Oh that's football. Hockey is a

1109
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: different thing someone climate. When someone likes hockey, it's like wow,

1110
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: like truly different strokes different. Imagine hockey being fun to you,

1111
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: like hockey is fun to my cousin. Okay, okay, can

1112
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: I say something, Yes, hockey to me would actually be

1113
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: more fun to watch than football, not even watch. Imagine

1114
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: playing hockey and oh no, I would get hurt immediately.

1115
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: What I want? I want to just I want to

1116
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: live in that locker room. Yeah, yeah, that's very your vibe. Porn.

1117
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: Do you like locker room porn? I do? I do,

1118
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 1: But you know what, to me, sometimes it's a mood

1119
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: worms like I need them to get a bed today.

1120
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: I love a locker room. I love location, but sometimes

1121
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I just need a white dube in

1122
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: a hotel room today. Yeah, I for a while, I

1123
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I definitely want to join a gay

1124
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 1: hockey league I've never played. Then it was the last

1125
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: and I was it was like, oh, I was just

1126
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: horny for that hour. Yea, literally just wanted to watch Porne. Okay, wait,

1127
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: George's your point. Okay, here's my point. I feel like

1128
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: the stereotype of football is that it's kind of like

1129
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: a dumb person's sport in some way compared to Yeah,

1130
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: but then you do watch for a night lights and

1131
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: it's like okay, but my point is or or it's

1132
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 1: like the most especially in America, like the most popular,

1133
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: the most accessible, whatever, but then the rules make no sense,

1134
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: like you have to be smart to understand what's happening,

1135
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: and that tension, yeah is crazy to me. Yeah, it's

1136
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: like the words don't make sense. And then secondly it's like, um,

1137
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: I just hate it. I just hate how the timing

1138
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: of it all works. Like there's four minutes and you'll

1139
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: be like in four minutes this how will be over?

1140
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: And then it takes literally hour hour. It's crazy. It's

1141
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: who times just don't have a clock at that point,

1142
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Yeah, Um, I hate the noise it makes

1143
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: when people are watching football and there's just that like

1144
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: low rumble roar, and like it gives me an immediate headache.

1145
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm reminded of like being, well, you know who else

1146
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: headache when they play football, all the players Okay, Social

1147
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 1: commentary podcasting for change. George is starting to go find me.

1148
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: He wants the NFL to be too hand touch and

1149
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: he is and the podcast the NFL didn't want you

1150
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: to hear. Um. I remember my brother and because me

1151
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: and my brother, like we were one year parts and

1152
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: we had a lot of the same friends and obsessed

1153
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: with how close or far in age you are with

1154
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: your brother. Yeah, it's a huge part of my life.

1155
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: So then so he's one year older than me. He

1156
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,439
Speaker 1: was better at support than me. We would our friends

1157
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: to play football on like snow days or whatever, or

1158
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: like the day after Thanksgiving, and it was tackle football.

1159
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: It sucks so bad. I felt like I had to

1160
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 1: every time. It's like I was like I have to

1161
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: play or everyone will know I'm gay. And so I

1162
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: just would play football like all the time, and it

1163
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: was so all the football is this, this is what happens.

1164
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: You stand all on the line, the person who the

1165
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 1: quarterback yells something and then they could actually whatever they want.

1166
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: It turns out yeah, I mean literally like they choose

1167
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 1: a random mass syllable to yell. Then you run down

1168
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,959
Speaker 1: the field as fast as you can. Maybe someone chases

1169
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: you or maybe no one cares, and then they don't

1170
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: they don't throw it to you, and then you all

1171
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 1: walk back to the line and you just keep doing

1172
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: that until like I don't know, someone dies and then

1173
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 1: um or the worst case scenario, as they throw it

1174
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: to you, you catch it and someone literally tackles you.

1175
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: When I was in sixth grade, I literally ignoring, but

1176
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: then I would say add to yeah. But I will

1177
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: say is I came out until I was twenty five,

1178
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: and the first year I came out, like they were

1179
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: still playing football the Thanksgiving and I was like, I'm

1180
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 1: not doing it. They're like, you want to go? I

1181
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 1: was like, no, they might not. I hate that game.

1182
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: To say I hate that game, Yeah, that's that's kind

1183
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: of what my story was actually about. Okay, well right

1184
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 1: in there for you, I guess, come throw us some elbow.

1185
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: Is my my one tip for to be a podcaster

1186
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 1: or a few elbows. I think that your story was good,

1187
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: but I would have liked it better if Stacy Rico

1188
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 1: show Christie and then Christie Carlson referee. When I'm very recently,

1189
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: I had a dream that Christie Carlson was my girlfriend.

1190
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 1: That's so funny, Like within the last calendar year, I

1191
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: had that dream. No, we can't go there, Sam, please

1192
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 1: tell your story. It's actually not that good. And I

1193
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: don't want to tell anything that. No, it sucks. I

1194
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: have the mind of talent. But you know what this

1195
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 1: is like in a meta way, he's choosing to say

1196
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: no to telling that story. That's impowering for him, in

1197
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: the same way that choosing not to play football was empowering.

1198
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 1: It's just like my story was literally the exact It's like,

1199
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: there's no, you're not gonna tell them, there's no point

1200
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 1: talking about it. It was good, and then it got

1201
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: like like like the like the wind got taken out

1202
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: of its sales or whatever, like, yeah, well, it's actually

1203
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 1: was a really good story, fair to me. I think

1204
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: that I think that my initial like thing of like

1205
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: being like and then I said no and I was five,

1206
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: like that was always part of the story in my head,

1207
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:12,800
Speaker 1: and I kind of like it ended before I was

1208
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,560
Speaker 1: like ready to end up, and then I get that

1209
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: you wanted to kind of have your moment, but I

1210
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 1: still wasn't done. So it's not like I cut you

1211
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: so much as you tried to cut me, and I

1212
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 1: get up from myself. I think that's so interesting. I

1213
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: just do think you're using your sort of experience in

1214
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 1: power as a podcast house too strong arm us and

1215
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm not let us shoe and did then I say, well,

1216
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: of course it's you're each being empowered. You're going back

1217
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 1: and forth and being more and more empowered. This is

1218
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: an empowerment symposium. You guys. Remember back cuts? I literally

1219
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 1: have no idea what is that that cut? Back cut?

1220
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: Back cuts online? What do you know what you're saying?

1221
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: Remember when you were in line and you were like

1222
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: someone would be like, oh my god, get you, and

1223
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: it's like there's no skin off my nose if you

1224
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 1: back cut me. Never called it that, but the thing

1225
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 1: cut you cut, you back cut, you cut you back. No.

1226
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: I just want to say, like, just you can get

1227
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: behind me. Were fully sucking over the person behind you,

1228
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: extreme the whole community of people behind you. I feel

1229
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: like back back cutting is like a is like a

1230
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: gay thing. Yeah, oh my god, and here we are

1231
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 1: because it's like I still want to I will not

1232
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: lose anything that I have, but I still want to

1233
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: please you, and I still want acceptance from you. Sure. Yeah,

1234
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: what's crazy is I feel like we're like, actually, oh

1235
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: we're fully out of done. Oh my god. But okay,

1236
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 1: any last words about football from anyone, I say, go

1237
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 1: for it. Um, I say, reached for the moon, yo,

1238
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: land in the stars. So true. And the NFL will

1239
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: be hearing from me epic takedown. And and what I

1240
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: will say is rotch the Aaron Hernandez a doc because

1241
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 1: it deals with being gay, doesn't. Yeah, he was like

1242
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 1: fully fucking man hot you see it? No? And actually

1243
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 1: I actually I haven't even watched all of it, and

1244
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: you know they're not basically they're not like really getting

1245
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: into it as much as I need them to. Like,

1246
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: he did murder someone, so that's kind of what they

1247
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 1: focus on. Okay, that's what it's about. That because I

1248
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: actually only knew was about gay. I didn't know is

1249
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 1: it about is it about murder us? But I will

1250
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,560
Speaker 1: just say the last thing I'll ever say of my

1251
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 1: life is that like what we actually do have? You

1252
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 1: you have to say we have a final second. Okay,

1253
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: there's one confessional where like, you know how they keep

1254
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 1: cutting to people who knew him or whatever, and docs

1255
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,720
Speaker 1: they do that once again none of us have seen it,

1256
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 1: so they keep having people like like they're taking our

1257
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,840
Speaker 1: friends and stuff. And it was like his high school teammate.

1258
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,680
Speaker 1: It's like, there's something weird about that guy, and then

1259
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 1: like he casually mentions he's like yeah, and so we

1260
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Speaker 1: would sleep together like every day, and then it was

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01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: like and then they cut to something else. That's the way.

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Speaker 1: What can we go? Like, it would be great if

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01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,560
Speaker 1: like everyone's like there's always something off about him, and

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01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 1: then at the end of reveal, is that actually he

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01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 1: was just gay? That's what was off about. One time

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Speaker 1: I asked my high school english teacher, um actually thought

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01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: I was getting high school? And she said no, but

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01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 1: she said no, but she knew there was something off

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Speaker 1: about me. Nice. Well, well, I think we actually should

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Speaker 1: do our finals because we actually are out of time.

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Speaker 1: Um and Zuck charges his double. All right, it's our final.

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Speaker 1: Segment is called Shoutouts, and it's kind of modeled after

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01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,640
Speaker 1: the radio shout out, which is a classic staple and

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Speaker 1: straight culture. The famous thing with the segment is that

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Speaker 1: I am bad at it, but Sam is really good

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01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,679
Speaker 1: at it. It's like very much more his voice than mine.

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Speaker 1: I really generously will keep doing it kind of a

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01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 1: mediocre way every episode. UM, should I go first? This time?

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Speaker 1: I think you should? Okay, great? Hey, listeners, just want

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Speaker 1: to give a shout out to the um art form

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01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: of documentary film. I have not seen too many documentaries,

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01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 1: but in fact, what I do see when I often

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01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: enjoy it. And I recently saw one about the girl

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01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 1: who UM texts that are boyfriend that he should commit

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01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: suicide and then he did, And I thought what was

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01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:07,000
Speaker 1: really interesting about it that was not discussed enough was

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01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: the fact that she went through a full transformation and

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01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,640
Speaker 1: looked absolutely snatched by the end of the documentary. And

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Speaker 1: I cannot wait for the sequel where she's in control

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01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:24,759
Speaker 1: and it's in her voice. Thank you, goodbye, who Um Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's up, listeners, UM. I just want to give a

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Speaker 1: quick shout out to um the music from last night WHOA.

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01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:34,320
Speaker 1: I'm still thinking about it, baby. We had Brittany Hits,

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01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 1: we had Ashley Sinson. They played the Gaga League and

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01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 1: I needed it and I needed it and I needed it.

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01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:41,240
Speaker 1: I love your music from last night. You're my one

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Speaker 1: and Themily Hope whoa seniors, Wait do we what do

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Speaker 1: we do? What is this segment like something you want

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01:10:52,439 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: to shout out? Okay, my shout out, oh my god,

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01:10:55,400 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 1: oh my god. My shout out is to um Okay,

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01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 1: you have to do it in the voice of imagine

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Speaker 1: okay girl, and you're with your squad and you're oh, yeah, right, okay. Um.

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01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm double double dout, So it's like

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01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 1: I have to wait to go in um. Okay, I'm sorry,

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01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm sorting on doing Chris He's doing Wait,

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01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 1: my brain, my brain is not completely blank. Um okay,

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01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I just had something. Hey, I

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01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 1: want to see me shout out to though the hoses

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01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 1: at five topic Burgle on Valentine's Day on the lower

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Speaker 1: side of me and my boymend Monk Denud. She angrily said,

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Speaker 1: I need to have it my seven and it was

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Speaker 1: five pm, and we said, obviously, wow, okay, that was

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01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:53,519
Speaker 1: a really good shout out. Was that okay? Cool? Yeah? Yeah,

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01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:58,040
Speaker 1: you reach this different register voice, you know. Sometimes I

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01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,760
Speaker 1: do a bit on my podcast called Captain where we

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01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: um when we returned to an episode I pretend to

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01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: be a disc jockey. That's like, I don't back in

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01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 1: the studio. Wait, do you think we're copying you? Is

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01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,800
Speaker 1: that what you think? No, I'm saying that. Is that

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01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,080
Speaker 1: what you're just say it? Maybe I'm borrowing from that

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01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:18,240
Speaker 1: octave that octave. Maybe I'm borrowing for the act on

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01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:23,760
Speaker 1: that octave. Yeah, all right, well this is our podcast.

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Speaker 1: I really think we need to we need to kind

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Speaker 1: of debreathe cut, the camera's dead as period. Okay, did

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Speaker 1: be doing a good job? Pat? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: It's okay? It makes you sound less sure than the

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Speaker 1: first time. Thank you, Okay, good night, thank It's a

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Speaker 1: good escape gets me Asian and night. So yes, I

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Speaker 1: said I want your body and what you wanted against me.

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Speaker 1: M