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Speaker 2: The Universal Studios and it was the first time I've

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Speaker 3: Do anything anything, What did you get picked to do?

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Speaker 2: So it was at the Animal Interaction Show. I got

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Speaker 3: They dude, happy, happy birthday. What's your birthday? February thirteenth,

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Speaker 3: Every night.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday to everyone.

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Speaker 3: Borne let's go.

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Speaker 2: So I met this little monkey, like a small like

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Speaker 2: a capucha monkey, you know, like night at the museum

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Speaker 2: type shit. Yeah, and then they bring out this orangutang. Okay,

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Speaker 2: And so they bring out the orangutang. They're like, okay,

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Speaker 1: Like they wanted it to like hang like go on

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Speaker 2: And so he looks at me and he just charges me,

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Speaker 2: teeth bared, and he almost like he would have killed me.

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Speaker 1: But okay, have you ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Boston Powers gold Member when Mini Me is on like

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Speaker 2: that leash and just like heal, Mini Me, heal.

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Speaker 1: They did that to their rats.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So I had a leash on Srangutan's like yanked it.

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Speaker 2: It was like this close away from me, from like

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Speaker 2: jack to me, and it's like almost.

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Speaker 3: Just do you think it was trying to kill you?

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Speaker 1: Definitely? What that's bro As a twelve year old, I

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Speaker 1: am you.

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Speaker 4: Have a rangue, tanks and captivity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, there's a beat.

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Speaker 1: There's a literal below.

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Speaker 3: I'm allergic to bees.

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Speaker 5: Yo.

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Speaker 6: Oh dude, it's it's wings. Fucked dude. Oh dude, it's fun.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, you're so brave.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: Whoa that was the fucking wow, amazing I've ever seen bees.

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Speaker 1: They're very needed. Save the bees, dude. This guy, this

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Speaker 1: guy just like wow, I'm just blown away.

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Speaker 6: Right and blown away, much like that bee was blown

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Speaker 6: into this pool.

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Speaker 2: I'm good at blowing.

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Speaker 1: What can I say?

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Speaker 3: That's right, you can say that.

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Speaker 1: Are your friends. Dam he came back for seconds.

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Speaker 3: Damn. I love you so much.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I survived in the ring and ting attack. Wow.

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Speaker 3: The rank things are strong too. They can rip off

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Speaker 3: your arms.

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Speaker 4: Like the smart I think that like the smartnest or

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Speaker 4: one of the smartest and strongest.

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Speaker 1: Of the ape species.

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Speaker 6: That's a baby smart, smarter than the average.

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Speaker 4: I believe, I definitely believe that.

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Speaker 6: The smartest orangutan is smarter than the average human.

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Speaker 1: Definitely smarter than me.

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Speaker 3: You think, so, I'm pretty fucking bats bars bars.

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Speaker 1: Well, dude, you just gave us a great story.

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Speaker 3: Give us story.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any other stories?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, just in case I want a hory story.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I can close THEE and tune in

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Speaker 2: for next Tuesday's story of Horry stories.

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Speaker 3: Hory stories, you can keep that one. How many dollars left?

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Speaker 3: We got a stack?

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Speaker 1: Well that was great.

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Speaker 6: That's for the strip club next, you know, next club.

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Speaker 1: Next, we take the pool to the strip club.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Bro, this is such a this is vibe.

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Speaker 1: This is such a great concept.

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Speaker 4: I love the Coast smokes, the Ozon Momo says smokes.

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Speaker 1: I think I could do another Coast smokes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down, I'm down. I'm done another to take another?

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Speaker 1: Zero t so smooth. So like CBD Coast smokes. Tell

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Speaker 1: your friends not available? What to tell your mom?

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Speaker 3: What does it? What does it do? Chows?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you not feel you don't feel the CBD coursing

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Speaker 3: It does? I heard CBD doesn't work with that TC.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well guess what this one does? Yes on O

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Speaker 1: K O P. It does. Yes, it does. Name of James.

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Speaker 3: I feel I'm feeling so uh alive.

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Speaker 4: I'm alive, but I'm dead alive, pretty sure, right?

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Speaker 6: I feel no beach patrol, beach patrol.

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Speaker 1: Dan, we're chilling though I don't count.

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Speaker 3: Good look, Key, we're connecting.

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Speaker 5: This is great.

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Speaker 3: Our giving is great money.

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Speaker 1: They'd be nothing without the other guys.

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Speaker 6: Invite someone else in our pool. Do you want to

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Speaker 6: come on our podcast? You want to tell a story?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, sir.

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Speaker 6: This is the most prolonged eye contact I've had since

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Speaker 6: my girlfriend left me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, gracious, we have a podcast asking that

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Speaker 1: we give him a dollar.

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Speaker 3: Come sit in our chair.

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Speaker 1: Yes, rack your sit in the chair and we'll give

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Speaker 3: Tell us your story.

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Speaker 5: Can I tell you about it? Nightmare?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: You dream? Yeah? See later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was cold.

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Speaker 5: Some girl that called me so.

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Speaker 5: So the nightmare started. It's like a haunted mansion. I

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Speaker 5: was like five when this happened.

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Speaker 3: Ship, damn dude, trauma. Early.

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Speaker 5: I called my grandpa Teta, and I was waiting for

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Speaker 5: like a nerf war or something, and my mom said, okay,

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Speaker 3: You're some shooters, you know, straight baby.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. And then when for some reason, my my dream

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Speaker 3: You were in, this nightmare that he had. Yeah, you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was in the bathroom. He had a knife.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so we have Zach and the family in the room.

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Speaker 3: Were you just in the bathroom?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I just walked in and I saw that.

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Speaker 5: Just staring there. My aunt and my cousin were crying.

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Speaker 5: And then so I see that, I go on the

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Speaker 5: we go to an arcade. There's no one there, and

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Speaker 5: my dad just said, the show to arcades.

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Speaker 3: Uh, well, have you been to an arcade ever?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, arcade?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like arcades still, like are popping you?

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Speaker 5: Finish, So then my nightmare stops. But then two years

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Speaker 1: Later, we go back.

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Speaker 5: And like we see the outside of the mansion. I've

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Speaker 5: And then I look at it like is that where

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Speaker 5: we do. So then we go back in. We're completely lost.

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Speaker 5: I start going He's like, hey, can you I'll meet

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Speaker 5: I go up in elevator. I come out, he doesn't

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Speaker 1: And although although elevator on your own, Brody with you mistake.

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Speaker 4: Are you just living in like in real life, like

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Speaker 3: Ship bro Probably but you don't think about it though.

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Speaker 3: You're like, you're like, fuck it.

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Speaker 1: If it happens, it happens.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because I usually don't have dreams.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just the dream to stop there after I

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Speaker 6: Monster people, yeah, and the real quick guys, you know,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, yeah, you just don't remember.

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Speaker 6: You have to practice remembering it, right, like if you

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Speaker 5: But i'velucent before.

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Speaker 3: I was so into lucid dreaming.

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Speaker 5: It's so bro Yeah, I remember on purpose kind of

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Speaker 5: I heard that you can fly, it sounded like it

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Speaker 3: Bring you down.

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Speaker 1: But you were you were fully aware, like they started

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Speaker 5: My first flip started herding when I woke up, so

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Speaker 5: I probably thought that I probably hit my ankle.

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Speaker 3: My wild I've had.

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Speaker 1: I've had that before.

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Speaker 5: I was sleeping on my arm.

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Speaker 4: I had a dream that this German shepherd was like

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Speaker 4: gnawing on my arm and it was so fucking real

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Speaker 4: because it was in it was in my room, like

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Speaker 4: it was literally like it was just there was a

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Speaker 1: Like what the fun lightly or like.

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Speaker 4: Like like gnawing on my arm and like not blood

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Speaker 4: I was like asleep on my arm, and I like

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Speaker 6: It was like and it took me like ten minutes

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Speaker 6: to get the juice back. And your dreams are crazy.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 6: In high school, I was really into lucy dreaming and

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Speaker 6: I used to dream journal like a ship ton.

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Speaker 5: Alright, I gotta go, you gotta go, bro.

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Speaker 1: Here's a dollar. You absolutely crush it.

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Speaker 3: You crush it. Thanks for don't let them oams be

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