Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Nicky Glazer Podcast, Nicky Glazer Podcast here, thank
Speaker 1: hello here, I am welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Nicky Glazer and this is Monday's episode. It is
Speaker 1: Sunday night in the Hampton's. I'm still in my Girl's trip,
Speaker 1: which I've talked about on the show before. I took
Speaker 1: last week off. Thank you so much to every bessie
Speaker 1: who gave me that time and no no one gave
Speaker 1: me shit about it, and I really appreciate that. Thank
Speaker 1: you for letting me have the week off. I hope
Speaker 1: you enjoyed my special good clean filth on HBO Max
Speaker 1: and also um HBO Max is Boy Island. I am
Speaker 1: joined here in the Hampton's um by my best girlfriends Um.
Speaker 1: Let me just go around the sirt real quick. Noah
Speaker 1: is here, as you know, she's not in Arizona. What's up? Noah? Okay? Yeah.
Speaker 1: We have Carlile Forrester y Yes, Alena yeah, who was
Speaker 1: also known as We have Kirsten who have heard on
Speaker 1: the podcast. B Hi, Catherine Taylor, I uh nan Anya Marina.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to be Arena as Louise from Fight Island.
Speaker 1: So um I just want to give a shout out
Speaker 1: to a couple of girls who couldn't make it. Um,
Speaker 1: shout up to Robin, Lauren, my sister, and the girl
Speaker 1: we miss more than anyone here today. Andrew Collins, he
Speaker 1: couldn't be here for the podcast. He allowed us to
Speaker 1: have this one on our own, so I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: And he will be back tomorrow on the show. Um,
Speaker 1: just as usual. So I hope you guys enjoyed this
Speaker 1: departure from you know, the regular departure. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: it's a departure. It's not over, okay. So Hala is
Speaker 1: referencing something. Hall is doing a hand trip before the
Speaker 1: show even begins, a call back to something that just
Speaker 1: happened outside. I was posting on my Instagram story a
Speaker 1: picture that I took of my lady your lady to
Speaker 1: Halla because we're not gonna get into it, because Halla
Speaker 1: didn't want to get into it. Right. You end up
Speaker 1: sharing our vaginas with each other on these trips, sharing
Speaker 1: sharing them, Harry, I don't know, like yeah, like Ami
Speaker 1: my style, Yeah yeah, Joe and Hell and U and
Speaker 1: I was posting about it on my Instagram and then
Speaker 1: I read the Captain to make sure everyone was cool
Speaker 1: with it, and Kerson was not even in the picture.
Speaker 1: It's Anya and Halla. We are the ones that are like,
Speaker 1: I mean, is the one that's actually exposing yourself but
Speaker 1: it's from behind so you couldn't see it, and then
Speaker 1: Hall is just looking at it like thse weren't even that,
Speaker 1: And I wrote the Captain like every girl's trip ends
Speaker 1: with us comparing each of our labor labia to each
Speaker 1: other and realizing we're all normal. And Kirsten pipes up
Speaker 1: with like, it's not over. It's nothing you wanted to know.
Speaker 1: I said no, and he don't post that. It's like
Speaker 1: it's not not over, and I'm like, that's it's not ending, yeah,
Speaker 1: versus like you sharing Yeah. I mean that's the problem
Speaker 1: with trips or any vacation in general, I feel like
Speaker 1: is that they have to end. I mean, isn't that
Speaker 1: just a metaphor for life? But like it is, so
Speaker 1: the end is tomorrow of this trip. We started out
Speaker 1: on Friday, and I like that Usually on trips that
Speaker 1: are really fun, I feel like I start focusing on
Speaker 1: the end maybe the first night, like I start thinking like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is our fourth to last night here, even though
Speaker 1: it could be also you know, you'd say the first night,
Speaker 1: but this one, I haven't thought about um leaving tomorrow yet,
Speaker 1: which I think is a good sign of just being
Speaker 1: present and not really thinking about what the future and
Speaker 1: worrying about what you have to do, even though there's
Speaker 1: so much piling up, and I think we're all just
Speaker 1: getting like kind of little injections of like the normal,
Speaker 1: like our real life that we've been escaping here where
Speaker 1: like each of us will like slink off to like
Speaker 1: address our issues at home and then come back to
Speaker 1: the group. But mostly it's just been hanging out with
Speaker 1: eight four or five, six, seven, nine girls and Billy
Speaker 1: the dogs in an amazing house in the Hampton's that
Speaker 1: Sarlena has so generously um like just like her Vagina
Speaker 1: shared with us. It's just like it's the most beautiful house.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into it, but it's just
Speaker 1: it's it's insane what we're staying in and how beautiful
Speaker 1: it is and how perfectly decorated it is, and how
Speaker 1: she has just like given over the space for us
Speaker 1: like be our selves, and she's hired private chefs each
Speaker 1: night to a private cheff named Charlotte intractive Charlotte still
Speaker 1: so empty night Charlotte here. So for those of you
Speaker 1: who don't know who Charlotte is, who is everyone? I
Speaker 1: just remind my friends that no one's been on this trip.
Speaker 1: Inside jokes are going to track and let's we kind
Speaker 1: of explain them. Thanks. I'm glad Andrew isn't missing in spirit.
Speaker 1: You need to give context. So, um, who wants to
Speaker 1: do so? Sere Lena, you decided to treat us instead
Speaker 1: of like worrying about like, yeah, I wanted the part
Speaker 1: of the hang. I didn't want to cook it. We
Speaker 1: all have to eat, so I didn't want to cook,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to be part of the hang. So
Speaker 1: I thought that'd be fun to have a private chef.
Speaker 1: And then she cooks and cleans and brings her team. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a she. Yes, she. I
Speaker 1: think she identifies as a sheet. But I wasn't short, right,
Speaker 1: was just calling up Charlotte. Yah, I think so Charlotte.
Speaker 1: But she has she's handsome, waiting man. Well, the Charlotte.
Speaker 1: We all can't handle it in the house. We all
Speaker 1: started acting differently. Wanted. Yeah, I gotten nervous because she
Speaker 1: was as soon as she comes in the house at
Speaker 1: six thirty and and dinner happens, or like she arrived
Speaker 1: at six or whatever it is. She's in the kitchen
Speaker 1: taking over and bringing all of her stuff and she's
Speaker 1: an amazing chef. And then she has two people join
Speaker 1: her to then like serveants at the table and clean
Speaker 1: up and everything. Um. But she's doing all the food work,
Speaker 1: is what I like. The help They just would come
Speaker 1: and like yes at the table and make it look nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like clear our ship out of the way, which is
Speaker 1: our ship, not serailiness, Like her place is littered with
Speaker 1: our stuff and her places imaculate otherwise. But we while
Speaker 1: she was in the kitchen and like we're out on
Speaker 1: the you know, by the pool, hanging out, listen to music,
Speaker 1: doing the Cupid shuffle like macarena. Um. We like we
Speaker 1: would want to get like a seltzer from the fridge.
Speaker 1: And it's like I think once or twice a couple
Speaker 1: of us came back being like I wasn't able to
Speaker 1: take what I needed because Charlotte's energy was like so strong,
Speaker 1: and I got nervous of like I was flirting with
Speaker 1: her by looking for a seltzer. In her space like
Speaker 1: it was like I would have to like it was
Speaker 1: almost like I was going to my locker that was
Speaker 1: next to a boys I liked. And I never knew
Speaker 1: I wanted to be vegan until I met Charlotte, you know, Yes,
Speaker 1: so I all had a crush on Charlotte. Charlotte against
Speaker 1: our energy. I wanted to throw something away and seleis
Speaker 1: bathroom because I was too nervous to throw it in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. It was just like to contact lens cases
Speaker 1: in a hairball from my brush and I pulled out
Speaker 1: and I was like block. I was like, I like
Speaker 1: tucked at my across the house, and we kept saying
Speaker 1: like we would each like kind of sharing interaction we
Speaker 1: had with Charlotte, and each of us would go like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you talked to Charlotte, so she looked you in
Speaker 1: the eye. Well, she told me the waves were big
Speaker 1: today because of storms that were near. And I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what was that story about? And you were like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just talked to her, and you were
Speaker 1: like that was just straight up. You were just like
Speaker 1: she took her ear butt out for me because I
Speaker 1: walked it. Yes, so that delicious. She was teaching us
Speaker 1: life lessons to Like she went, I had a twelve
Speaker 1: pack of selter that I was trying to put in
Speaker 1: the fridge, but Catherine and she just looked at us
Speaker 1: and does or you could let me do that for you?
Speaker 1: Now practice the art of receiving beyond just the egg
Speaker 1: plant she made. Yeah, it was really good. Well, and
Speaker 1: we're sexualizing. She was not involved. This kind of you
Speaker 1: honestly is like borderline. Effectively, we just couldn't help ourselves.
Speaker 1: I think we were. She was just like taking over
Speaker 1: and like providing for us, and we were all just
Speaker 1: like kind of there for it. And then I think
Speaker 1: I made one on last like ditch what do they
Speaker 1: call it? Like hail mary attempt and like getting her
Speaker 1: to like us. When she was leaving, I was just
Speaker 1: like we all seek and we all have been what
Speaker 1: did I say, validation of this entire time? And she goes,
Speaker 1: you got it, ladies, And then she was like the
Speaker 1: door slammed, and we were like, oh God, like you
Speaker 1: don't have to try, you had you had already slam door.
Speaker 1: It was another right bless but yet like when she
Speaker 1: was like, let me help you unpack those seltzers on
Speaker 1: you and I were like a short thing. We were
Speaker 1: like furiously still putting them in the grid. We're like,
Speaker 1: well doing the second after these boxes were broken down,
Speaker 1: and she was like I'll do that too. We just
Speaker 1: done so that. That was a highlight of the trip today.
Speaker 1: Another highlight of the trip was also consuming f Boy Island,
Speaker 1: which I mean episode You can now stream episodes one
Speaker 1: through six on HBO Max and I hope that you do,
Speaker 1: and I hope that you don't. I feel like if
Speaker 1: you haven't, you can't listen to this part of the show,
Speaker 1: or um, you may have like it's too late for you,
Speaker 1: because I swear to God you will down those six
Speaker 1: so quickly it won't be hard to get through if
Speaker 1: you if you want to check it out, it is
Speaker 1: so entertaining. Um, we have loved the show. Kirsten and
Speaker 1: Anya have been doing impressions of two of the main
Speaker 1: characters on the show to Maris and Louise and um,
Speaker 1: and I've loved for them to do a little bit
Speaker 1: of it right now. I mean, Mercedes is just so cute,
Speaker 1: like the cutest smile, but everyone sells these a flock roy.
Speaker 1: That was Louise, and and then you got Tomorrow's who
Speaker 1: says I'm from the Bronx. But don't you try to
Speaker 1: check me because I'm gonna find out, guy, And I
Speaker 1: know if you're a fun boy Okay. Also, all I
Speaker 1: can think about is that Tom's abs on that day
Speaker 1: we're fuck are you plot? If you're watching the show,
Speaker 1: you know how freak and accurate that is. You can
Speaker 1: set up in You have to want to throughout this
Speaker 1: show if you want. Um we also, so let's talk
Speaker 1: a little bit about f Boy Island, because I think
Speaker 1: that we promised a segment last week because we took
Speaker 1: the shows off last week, um as I was in
Speaker 1: New York doing Cress and stuff like that, and um,
Speaker 1: I didn't get to talk about the first three episodes.
Speaker 1: And I know that the best He's probably consumed it
Speaker 1: to not only support me, because but also because you
Speaker 1: like good things in f we Island is so freaking
Speaker 1: good and and really like I did not realize how
Speaker 1: good it was because I said this in an Instagram
Speaker 1: post I made. But when I was making the show,
Speaker 1: I only hear about what happens in you know, in uh,
Speaker 1: in reality TV world, we call it reality like the
Speaker 1: stuff that they shoot in the house with the people
Speaker 1: as the like when I'm they're not not with the
Speaker 1: host is called the reality. So in the reality world,
Speaker 1: I did not know any of the reality stuff. I
Speaker 1: only knew what I saw, and then producers would sometimes
Speaker 1: tell me, and then of course my conversations with the
Speaker 1: girls that you often see on the show, That's where
Speaker 1: I would get some information. But I had no clue
Speaker 1: how insane everything was. So I feel like I'm watching
Speaker 1: it for the first time too. Um for you guys,
Speaker 1: as fans of F Boy Island, now, what are some
Speaker 1: highlights for you? What do you want to discuss about
Speaker 1: the show? Anything come to mind? Who do you do
Speaker 1: you think Peter is still an f boy? Um? Peter?
Speaker 1: The returns from the show are Peter, Casey and Garrett
Speaker 1: has come back to and just for no reason really,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think Peter and Casey are in the competition.
Speaker 1: They are intition And for those of you don't know
Speaker 1: and are like, I don't care about this. Peter was
Speaker 1: an f boy last season. He was kicked off first,
Speaker 1: but I was so sad because the reason he got
Speaker 1: kicked off. Yeah, the reason he got kicked off because
Speaker 1: c J did not like their interactions. So CJ was
Speaker 1: like talking to him at a mixer Peter and to Peter,
Speaker 1: and they were I hated to talk about like what
Speaker 1: they had in common. And she was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I like to sleep, and he was like, I like
Speaker 1: to sleep too. We shoul sleep together sometime, which I
Speaker 1: think was hilarious, but she had not, and she keeped
Speaker 1: him off and we were so sad to stay. And
Speaker 1: I was sure he was a nice guy. Yes, we
Speaker 1: were all shocked to remember. And then he was an
Speaker 1: f boy. So he went to Limbro and that's where
Speaker 1: he kind of flourished. And the funniest thing is he
Speaker 1: got your therapy lessons and therapy. If he watched the show,
Speaker 1: people are calling him out for not being reformed, and
Speaker 1: he goes, no, I sit down, and I got my
Speaker 1: therapy from NICKI. And those sessions really changed my life.
Speaker 1: And it's so funny for me to watch that scene
Speaker 1: because when we were shooting the show, I remember Mia,
Speaker 1: who is the one that is entertaining Peter as a
Speaker 1: possible Like you mean Peter still in the running for me.
Speaker 1: Mia said to me, I remember, you know, when we
Speaker 1: were just hanging out before a shot or whatever. She
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, whatever you did with me, whatever you
Speaker 1: did with Eater, thank you so much. And I was
Speaker 1: just like kind of like what, like what do you
Speaker 1: mean like kind of and I was like kind of
Speaker 1: just like and she goes no, he said it really
Speaker 1: helped him, and I was just like, wait what Because,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, what I did with well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, because I would sit down with these
Speaker 1: guys in these limbro therapy sessions and which, by the way,
Speaker 1: you looked so hot enough. So that was a good
Speaker 1: season one. I was like in love during that time,
Speaker 1: so I was like populating as I was doing it.
Speaker 1: But this season, I do therapy. But I don't think
Speaker 1: those episodes they have an air yet. I think he'll
Speaker 1: probably be in the last batch. But when I was
Speaker 1: doing therapy with them, I but we were talking about
Speaker 1: this morning actually a little bit. Men are so starved
Speaker 1: to talk about their feelings that even a sketch about
Speaker 1: therapy got them to a place because they had never
Speaker 1: shared anything. So Peter lying when he said he had
Speaker 1: a breakthrough with me. It was just a five minute.
Speaker 1: But no one asked these guys how they feel, why
Speaker 1: they might be s boys, what led them to what
Speaker 1: what woman hurt them before? Like you know, maybe the
Speaker 1: sketch started with me going like Peter, who are you?
Speaker 1: But like I actually do care who heard them? So
Speaker 1: I think there was something and these guys that felt
Speaker 1: comfortable for them to like kind of open up. I
Speaker 1: remember when we were shooting this year's UM Therapy sessions,
Speaker 1: one of the producers, my friend told me, one of
Speaker 1: the producers off camera, was like what is this even comedy?
Speaker 1: What is because it was supposed to be comedy sketch,
Speaker 1: but I was like actually getting into something, not like
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing it because I don't have a license,
Speaker 1: but I was really like breakthroughs with Garrett. And I
Speaker 1: remember my friend telling me that a Brudgers was like
Speaker 1: what is this? Like this can't they can't even use this.
Speaker 1: It's not funny at all because I'm wearing glasses. I'm
Speaker 1: wearing like this like like you know, hounds tooth jacket
Speaker 1: in the dead of like the Cobbo summer and and
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be a comedy sketch. But I remember
Speaker 1: being like, got it. I just had a couple more minutes.
Speaker 1: This guy might stumble upon something that could lead him
Speaker 1: somewhere else. But it was so but it's it's so
Speaker 1: funny to be to watch Peter go like no, like
Speaker 1: Nikki really worked with me, like last season, like I
Speaker 1: thought for a second that he was lying or like
Speaker 1: just doing that to like that means he's enough. Boy
Speaker 1: this season he's lying, Like but no, he really thinks
Speaker 1: we made I don't know what he thinks he did.
Speaker 1: But it was just a girl, but it was about
Speaker 1: his feelings who he didn't want to fuck, I guess,
Speaker 1: and that like never happens. Um, we gotta go to break.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back with more show after this, talk
Speaker 1: more about a trip we went on today. We'll talk
Speaker 1: more about f Boy Island and who knows what else
Speaker 1: will happen right after this set. All right, welcome back
Speaker 1: to the podcast. I'm here with my best friends and
Speaker 1: Kirsten and I'm sorry I just picked a name, but
Speaker 1: Urson's like what I was like, I was sleeping. What
Speaker 1: are we doing well the podcast? We are in the
Speaker 1: Hampton's and we're talking to Foy Island. We Um, we
Speaker 1: went out on a boat today, which we didn't even
Speaker 1: know that we needed because like we are just happy
Speaker 1: just in this amazing house that you would. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: gotta say, if you were looking this house up on
Speaker 1: Airbnb two rent per night, I gotta say at least
Speaker 1: twenty grand a night. I'm not even I'm not kidding you,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, it's cool. We did a lot
Speaker 1: of steam power, yes tonight, It's really we looked out
Speaker 1: by having a very generous friend who I'm happy you. Um.
Speaker 1: And that friend also has happens to have a baby
Speaker 1: that I absolutely fell in love with this week in
Speaker 1: such a profound way on my Instagram store her baby Baby.
Speaker 1: You're three months out, three months out of having a baby, Um,
Speaker 1: what is the biggest surprise about being Like, what's something
Speaker 1: that nothing prepared you for? Like none of the books
Speaker 1: or the podcasts, or is there anything you would tell
Speaker 1: new moms out there what I would tell them, like
Speaker 1: advice us just so you know you're not going You're
Speaker 1: gonna love. Somebody told me this before too, But I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but how you just love this person you've never met,
Speaker 1: like I've never loved anyone after three months? I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: there was a couple of guys that I'm like, I
Speaker 1: love them, but I love this child more than it's
Speaker 1: it's very, very weird, and I don't do not know him.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do much. I mean I know him, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't I never he's never talked. He's never talked
Speaker 1: to me. He's never given me any And maybe that's
Speaker 1: why I love him up. No, it's just this thing
Speaker 1: comes out of your vagina, and usually love them when
Speaker 1: they go in. But I fell and I just love
Speaker 1: him so much. It's crazy. Would do anything for him
Speaker 1: for this weekend. I mean, you haven't even been like
Speaker 1: I missed him. I know it was hard to maybe
Speaker 1: be like leaves him. I mean honnous that she cried
Speaker 1: when she was leaving her dog. I've been saying that
Speaker 1: about my dog, and I will say that and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh am I bad at this? But I
Speaker 1: feel so good. Yeah. Well, I had a hard red pregnancy.
Speaker 1: I was on a bed rest. I was alone a lot.
Speaker 1: Like if there's kind of a loneliness about you're even
Speaker 1: when you're up in the middle of the night, you're
Speaker 1: sort of by yourself, looking at the outside the window
Speaker 1: of thinking whose else is up at this hour? And
Speaker 1: there's something lonely about it at times, even though it's
Speaker 1: so beautiful and you've fallen in love with this being,
Speaker 1: but don't you who doesn't talk to you? But I
Speaker 1: think just being here and being with you, girl, I
Speaker 1: feel like there's like a tornnus in me, like a
Speaker 1: part of me is a mom now, and then there's
Speaker 1: this old me. And I got a little sense of like, oh, Sarah,
Speaker 1: you know, with their friends against seeing you, seeing you
Speaker 1: guys connect. I was just like falling in love with
Speaker 1: just the thought of, like Leon's loving my friends and
Speaker 1: felt it feels like this new I would lose my
Speaker 1: friends when they became moms. But you were the first
Speaker 1: friend I felt like. And Catherine is a mom as well,
Speaker 1: and she's my best friends since uh college, and when
Speaker 1: you had babies, like we were already living states apart,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't like a friendship change. It was like
Speaker 1: there was no discernible change of our friends because we
Speaker 1: were always like we see each other three times a
Speaker 1: year at best, but we like it's the type of
Speaker 1: friendship that you you know, I always say that Katherine.
Speaker 1: I knew we were best friends because we met in
Speaker 1: college and we walked like two blocks after we left
Speaker 1: a party together because we both looked at each other
Speaker 1: at the party like looks good. It was like kapa
Speaker 1: sig I think. And two blocks after and I just stopped,
Speaker 1: and I remember being nervous to tell her this, but
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel like our kids are going
Speaker 1: to know each other. And that is obviously I don't
Speaker 1: have kids, but that was just me being like I
Speaker 1: just feel like I'm just gonna know you my whole life.
Speaker 1: And it's felt that way, but I really felt like, um,
Speaker 1: like I felt like I've lost my sister a little
Speaker 1: bit to motherhood, which is fine, like you expect it,
Speaker 1: but I feel like, for the first time ever with
Speaker 1: a friend having a kid. You made me feel the
Speaker 1: other day like, oh, I actually my friend is more
Speaker 1: available because she's slowed her life down to become a
Speaker 1: mother in a way, because you have not lockdown. I
Speaker 1: mean your life was fucking like consumed by a baby.
Speaker 1: So you you're you're like able. I'm like, I got
Speaker 1: to move back to New York because I have a
Speaker 1: friend that's like you can hang all the time, would
Speaker 1: You're always able to hang, always down hang, but in
Speaker 1: a different way, like I'm busy. In another way, I'm
Speaker 1: just busy taking her baby. He gets to hang with us.
Speaker 1: He's a good hang. Oh my god, watch that Worst
Speaker 1: Person of America. Worst watched The Worst Person in the
Speaker 1: World America I, which was America's were they're reading stuff world?
Speaker 1: That was o good. He just hum with us, dude,
Speaker 1: we watched The Worst Person in the World, which if
Speaker 1: you haven't seen that yet, and we're going to watch
Speaker 1: it tonight for those of my friends here who haven't
Speaker 1: seen it, because it's I've watched it so many times.
Speaker 1: It's like a It's the only movie I've ever felt
Speaker 1: is like a song that I just want to hear
Speaker 1: over and over and over and I can't stop because
Speaker 1: it just summons these deep feelings and like it's just great.
Speaker 1: But we were watching it with Leon and Leon we
Speaker 1: had you know, we gave him a bath. Uh he said.
Speaker 1: He was like it was almost it was getting dark,
Speaker 1: and we were like, it's time for bed, Like he
Speaker 1: was getting kind of sleepy, kind of like doing his
Speaker 1: sleepy How do you know when he's ready for bed?
Speaker 1: He doesn't he like we get sexy sexy. He just
Speaker 1: did a little like a little mini grunt like he's
Speaker 1: time to like in fidgeting. I'm I'm doing it, but
Speaker 1: I'm also slanic because it's the podcast, so it's okay.
Speaker 1: People watch it on YouTube as you can if you
Speaker 1: want to see all my friends right now, this out
Speaker 1: on you tim in a couple of days, um, if
Speaker 1: you're listening live as it airs. But when we were
Speaker 1: sitting there and then all of a sudden, he started,
Speaker 1: he started crying, and we realized that all of his
Speaker 1: needs were met. He didn't have a dirty diaper, He
Speaker 1: was not like he was just he was full. He
Speaker 1: just wanted to hang out. He didn't want to be
Speaker 1: in the room. But doesn't relate to that because I
Speaker 1: remember one of my favorite I love sleeping during the
Speaker 1: day because I know that things are safe because people
Speaker 1: are awake, keeping the world like crime doesn't happen during
Speaker 1: the day, Like no one can get me during the
Speaker 1: day because no one's gonna Like not that I fear
Speaker 1: anyone getting me, but my parents when they used to
Speaker 1: stay up in party all night. It used to be
Speaker 1: so soothing to me to go to bed and hear
Speaker 1: activity happening outside instead of like a quiet house. And
Speaker 1: sometimes I would hear like the clock, but like and
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a man with an axe
Speaker 1: going down. Our fence went down like junglele a clock.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, but there is something so cuting.
Speaker 1: Last night we stayed up till three o'clock, like it
Speaker 1: dwindled down. People were just like we were watching f
Speaker 1: Boy Island and Kirston just got less and less doing
Speaker 1: to Maris impressions so annoying. If I Marison, you were
Speaker 1: so annoying, Like I was just trying to sleep. No,
Speaker 1: but like I made through the episode the second way
Speaker 1: we're watching and then I've shut down and then all
Speaker 1: the last thing I heard was Kirsten's on airplane mode,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I haven't done with you. But
Speaker 1: the reason I love you, ladies, just because like you
Speaker 1: that I was really proud of that analogy, because you
Speaker 1: were on airplane mode because you was there conscious no
Speaker 1: information you were on your eyes were open, but no
Speaker 1: information was coming in Joe, no impressions. And normally I'm
Speaker 1: the one who was like being stastic and being silly,
Speaker 1: but I was just like I heard bags of popcorn opening.
Speaker 1: I was like, how are they so guys? Like I
Speaker 1: next I would open for the microwave or like yes,
Speaker 1: someone was whisking eggs. Well I remember looking. We were
Speaker 1: like up talking about like money issues, just like it
Speaker 1: ended up being just like morled me, Alena and and No,
Speaker 1: and it was us Forrror. Everyone else appealed quietly. And
Speaker 1: then I remember looking at the clock and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's it's a two forty nine And I was like, guys,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to bed. Holl it's going to be
Speaker 1: up doing because all wakes up at the dawn. No, seriously,
Speaker 1: I think I must have heard you, guys. I honestly,
Speaker 1: I think my childhood, my childhood was spent like laying
Speaker 1: in a bed listening to your dad, like that bird
Speaker 1: singing in the dead of falling. And so I think
Speaker 1: it got quiet, and I was like, Okay, time for
Speaker 1: me to get up, Like I heard you guys, go
Speaker 1: to bed. I woke up. Yes, Um, It's just maybe
Speaker 1: it dawned on me that I'm going to set you
Speaker 1: each up for a story to tell that I know
Speaker 1: that you have, which I think is a good way
Speaker 1: to run the rest of this episode. That just occurred
Speaker 1: to me because blackbird singing in the dead of knight
Speaker 1: reminds me of a great story that Sara Lena to
Speaker 1: the other day because we have two guitars here, we're
Speaker 1: like fiddling around with them, and Sea Lena is so
Speaker 1: good at one song and the story behind it is
Speaker 1: very interesting. Why Sara Lena, can you play Blackbird? Which
Speaker 1: is a very technically super difficult song. I can't play?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Can you play that song so well? For
Speaker 1: a boy? Why do we do anything? No? I was
Speaker 1: thirteen and there's this guy and I had such a
Speaker 1: crush and I was such a dork and this guy
Speaker 1: was like, I like the Beatles. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's cool. He's like, yeah, there's this really hard song,
Speaker 1: the Blackbird. I'm trying to learn guitar. And I was
Speaker 1: like that's cool. So then I just went home and
Speaker 1: I worked my ass off. I've never worked so hard
Speaker 1: at anything in my entire life. At thirteen and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm learning this song. My dad would come in and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Dad, leave me alone. I'm learning, leave me alone.
Speaker 1: This book is so hard on this song, and I
Speaker 1: learned it really that. I just listened. You didn't have
Speaker 1: no way. I don't know. I'm not I'm not a
Speaker 1: genius in music at all. I'm quite bad. I listened
Speaker 1: to it. I would play with the chords. I knew
Speaker 1: a few chords right, but there was But it's also
Speaker 1: they didn't have it. That's the same. Well they had
Speaker 1: him it, but it was like dial up, like like
Speaker 1: nobody was getting on there for you know, World Guitar
Speaker 1: Cab Car. It wasn't YouTube. But my dad knew how
Speaker 1: to play it. I asked him to do it once
Speaker 1: and that was like our connection and he taught me
Speaker 1: a little bit. Then I just like, you're like, get
Speaker 1: remembered some of the chords and it was a lot
Speaker 1: of my ear shockingly and I'm not I'm not like,
Speaker 1: oh that's so cool. I'm not good at anything, never
Speaker 1: been able to pick up in here and do anything again.
Speaker 1: But for a boy and this one, I would do
Speaker 1: anything is isn't it crazy? Or what happened when you
Speaker 1: were able to like dress? Yeah? I basically acted like
Speaker 1: no big deal. I was like, oh, are you still
Speaker 1: learning that song? And he's like yeah, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: can I see your guitar? And then I just busted
Speaker 1: it out everybody, even top and down the thing, even
Speaker 1: at the end, and you did this like slide thing
Speaker 1: at the end. I don't know. He was like WHOA
Speaker 1: so impressed, and I was like, this is he's going
Speaker 1: to be my first boy, right, Nothing was like and
Speaker 1: you thought he was gonna be your first kiss, first everything.
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to be together. You would
Speaker 1: just kiss you because it was so amazing. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought he was give me that guitar, you know. I
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be something amazing, But it's just
Speaker 1: nothing ended up coming at it. He was like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's cool, man, And then I just friend zoned myself
Speaker 1: and then he would want to play other things, and
Speaker 1: isn't it? That was it? I was tired of boys
Speaker 1: want to be like you were talented in this thing
Speaker 1: that he's trying to do, which might be the biggest
Speaker 1: boner killer. Yeah, high like the comed do you feel
Speaker 1: like with comedy? I mean I feel like that with
Speaker 1: women all the time. Is that we think the way
Speaker 1: to connect with guys is to show how good we
Speaker 1: are at something, when really like they want to be
Speaker 1: the ones that are good showing us. And then there's
Speaker 1: the other side of things where girls like Rachel Findstein
Speaker 1: has this great video where she just acts like she
Speaker 1: like can't what is it she can't like it's something
Speaker 1: so dumb where she can't like undo a buckle on
Speaker 1: her belt or like on her purse or something. She's like,
Speaker 1: can you help me? And she just goes up to
Speaker 1: guys in the stream and is the dumbest girl ever,
Speaker 1: like it's the easiest thing to do, Like it's like
Speaker 1: I'm looking at carabbee or from something and she's like,
Speaker 1: I just can't figure it out. My titcher can feel it.
Speaker 1: They love it so And I'm not saying that if
Speaker 1: guys are listening, being like, I'm not a dumb guy
Speaker 1: who can just be tricked. I don't want a dumb woman.
Speaker 1: It's like you can't help what you like. And men
Speaker 1: do like to be the you know, masculine energy wants
Speaker 1: to lead and wants to provide and go hunt. And
Speaker 1: someone just told me this was fascinating that the reason
Speaker 1: men aren't overthinking things like women. Is it you that
Speaker 1: told me? At no one, No, this is so weird.
Speaker 1: I forget who told me. The reason men are constantly
Speaker 1: like are able to just kind of like sit and
Speaker 1: fish all day and just like not really say much
Speaker 1: and just to be like yeah, taught out and just
Speaker 1: like that's their day is because they used to go
Speaker 1: like hunt and have to sit for hours and hours,
Speaker 1: like we were in tribes and women were back like
Speaker 1: gathering things and like knitting around the fire, and they
Speaker 1: had to talk because they and they had to keep
Speaker 1: away predators. They were like in the woods where men
Speaker 1: had to be quiet, so they had to learn a
Speaker 1: stillness of the mind that women don't have, whereas we're
Speaker 1: like always analyzing everything. There was some other connection to
Speaker 1: why women talk so fucking much. Um. But podcasting started
Speaker 1: at in you know, had like cave walls. There was
Speaker 1: like a man splanning little squares of you know, podcast
Speaker 1: logos somehow, so like doing it now, like um, like
Speaker 1: in the game one of the longest running podcasters when
Speaker 1: we got podcasters, the real Peleeo diet is It's true. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I was going to ask you, Holla to tell
Speaker 1: the story earlier because it kind of came up. We
Speaker 1: were talking about being molested as women, like you know,
Speaker 1: like as women in public story. Yeah, like you know,
Speaker 1: men touching us on the butts things like that, and
Speaker 1: you were like, you said a reference to it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I want you to
Speaker 1: tell the story. But it's more funny than it is
Speaker 1: like you weren't. I don't know where we're going. Well,
Speaker 1: you went to a gas station one time? Oh god, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: person was nervous. Okay. I was in college. It was
Speaker 1: so freaking hot out. Do you know the story? I
Speaker 1: asked my ROOMMATESND was like, I'm so hot, I have
Speaker 1: to go to the gas station and get sodas. Do
Speaker 1: you guys want sodas? Yes? So I'm getting giant, like anyway,
Speaker 1: huge sodas from the gas big big. So I'm on
Speaker 1: we it's at ku. I'm on Mass Street, which is
Speaker 1: like the busiest street in the whole town. And I
Speaker 1: was driving there and I was like, oh god, I
Speaker 1: feel like a woman. You know when you're in your twenties,
Speaker 1: like forty feels so far away. I was like, I
Speaker 1: feel like a four year old woman who's like driving
Speaker 1: and trying to revive her sex life. Because I just
Speaker 1: when I left, I took a strong and just tied
Speaker 1: it around myself, just wrapped it and tied it. Didn't
Speaker 1: want anything touching my body because it was so hot.
Speaker 1: So I had no underwear, no brawn, nothing, just this
Speaker 1: piece of cloth. And I drove every yea, yeah, every
Speaker 1: day and I drove to the gas station and got
Speaker 1: these giant sodas, go to pay, and then I'm holding
Speaker 1: three cokes. I go, I back up ends the door
Speaker 1: and I turned, and a gust of wind blows, and
Speaker 1: I love your face. I'm gonna just tell this to
Speaker 1: you because this is so satisfied. I turned, and this
Speaker 1: gust of wind blows. Any sane person would drop the
Speaker 1: sodas and go like this, but I just went up
Speaker 1: behind me like a cape and I was just running.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, dress and her everything.
Speaker 1: She was completely nude and there was buying a pickup
Speaker 1: truck right, so yes, so I'm holding the sodas. I
Speaker 1: could have just dropped them and like covered myself, but
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, and I was proud
Speaker 1: of myself, Like what is he even going on? And
Speaker 1: I look up and there's a man sitting in his
Speaker 1: pickup and he's just like I just got in my
Speaker 1: car and I like I had the soda. I was
Speaker 1: a strong blow away, No, but it was just tied
Speaker 1: around my neck and it was it was literally cape.
Speaker 1: And I was running downmastering to my car like with
Speaker 1: the cape, and like I looked like naked Christopher Reeves
Speaker 1: before the accidents, So Superman, Superman and anyway, Yes, that
Speaker 1: was amazing. And I got into my car and like
Speaker 1: instid of crumbling, I was just dying. I was laughing
Speaker 1: so hard, like crying laughing. And I got home. I
Speaker 1: was like, you guys are not going to believe what
Speaker 1: you Saippen so arrested Taylor McGraw's here, you guys. She
Speaker 1: might be one of our most um insane episodes ever.
Speaker 1: Got arrested for hop and train and well you told us,
Speaker 1: and it's oh, yeah, we gotta go to break soon. UM.
Speaker 1: I want to get into maybe perhaps let's just talk
Speaker 1: about real quick. UM. I'll get into the story that
Speaker 1: I want you to tell, Taylor, but I don't think
Speaker 1: we have time. UM, I uh, oh god, what did
Speaker 1: I want to say? Um? Does anything else that an
Speaker 1: embarrassing story where like a tip, any like body parts
Speaker 1: were exposed or like has happened like that? Because I
Speaker 1: think that there have been times though that I remember
Speaker 1: I'll be like carrying a latte that I just got
Speaker 1: or something that's important to me because I'm like, oh refreshing,
Speaker 1: like you, they were more important than your nudity. But
Speaker 1: if you would have thought about it, you would have
Speaker 1: dropped the sodas. But it's right in that moment. I've
Speaker 1: been like on an escalator and like almost dripped in,
Speaker 1: Like all I would need to do is like drop
Speaker 1: my latte and then grabbed the rail, But I've risks
Speaker 1: like tumbling down like lights. It's like Darwin Darwin theory,
Speaker 1: Like it would be so easy to solve this problem,
Speaker 1: but I made it harder for my friend just can't
Speaker 1: handle it, Yes, it can't. Someone just recent because I
Speaker 1: think I I'm trying to train my brain to do
Speaker 1: like what I would do if someone like entered, like
Speaker 1: if there was a shooting that took place. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm laughing. I'm just laughing because I'm bringing up something
Speaker 1: dark and I know that I always do, but I've
Speaker 1: been trying to train my rain for like I would
Speaker 1: want to launch at the person as opposed to run
Speaker 1: away or just like cower and fear and like die
Speaker 1: from like just being like I just think it's there's
Speaker 1: it's obviously so sad, but like it's funny to me
Speaker 1: that if there was a guy with a gun and
Speaker 1: I was like scared, I would cover my head with
Speaker 1: my hands like that would do anything. It was kind
Speaker 1: of like when my phone was stolen, I just go
Speaker 1: come on, like that was ever going to do anything
Speaker 1: like little things. That's like a cute, it's sweet. But
Speaker 1: I do love the idea of a guy's being like,
Speaker 1: she's right, I need to come on. Ye yeah, I
Speaker 1: should come one crazy and he just like stops and
Speaker 1: it's like here you go, ma'am um. But I was
Speaker 1: best he wrote me about because I was talking about
Speaker 1: this shooting thing and like I want to train my
Speaker 1: brain in that. How like that is something that they
Speaker 1: go through repeatedly to like make it so or like
Speaker 1: seals or like Navy seals or whoever goes through training
Speaker 1: to like rewire the thing in your brain that makes
Speaker 1: you want to run when the thing that is not
Speaker 1: going to help you, And that's training for this. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? Well? I run it through my head
Speaker 1: a bunch, like I like, sometimes we'll just be in
Speaker 1: a place and I'll be like, if someone were coming
Speaker 1: here right now, let me just visualize what that would
Speaker 1: look like. Let me picture myself going towards them instead
Speaker 1: of away, just because because I'm trying to be a hero,
Speaker 1: but because I just know I'm gonna die anyway. Probably
Speaker 1: if it's like this is we actually a meal and
Speaker 1: I were hanging out last week and we right he
Speaker 1: was like, what if someone came down the street like
Speaker 1: right now, I'm like, I wouldn't run towards him if
Speaker 1: we're outside, like I would run away, but like if
Speaker 1: it's like in a nail salon or something, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I would I try to. I would try to. Yes,
Speaker 1: I would try to charge, but who knows. It's like
Speaker 1: punching a shark in the nose, or like or hitting
Speaker 1: a deer not breaking wait wait what he got will
Speaker 1: die all the time because they try to swerve and
Speaker 1: not hit the deer or a break which just hit
Speaker 1: it because wait, you're not supposed to break break and
Speaker 1: just continue slow down, but you you go ahead and
Speaker 1: you like you don't work about you're trying to hit
Speaker 1: it and try to work into it. You get into
Speaker 1: the woods, follow someone I know just total their car
Speaker 1: because the deer Yeah yeah, because they swerved away. It
Speaker 1: means though, like whenever I think have tribled, I always
Speaker 1: like like cars like like totally totally like a Ford
Speaker 1: focus can get totaled because there's like a like a
Speaker 1: grocery car gets knocked off. It's because the appreciate the
Speaker 1: kind of car. Wasn't I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: My dad wasn't and he hit a deer and the
Speaker 1: whole front just like lunch. Really yeah, was he okay,
Speaker 1: that's a sex Yeah the deer. The deer was fine.
Speaker 1: My dad he died. What did you want? Well, we'll
Speaker 1: find out when we get back after after this. Ye.
Speaker 1: So I'm just setting my friends up for stories that
Speaker 1: I know that they can tell. And Taylor McGraw is
Speaker 1: backed by popular demand. People have been dying for to
Speaker 1: come back to the podcast. It's true, Taylor, I know
Speaker 1: that this. You're not used to this, but you are
Speaker 1: infinitely interesting. During the break, during the break just now
Speaker 1: I was, Taylor was like, you gotta you gotta let
Speaker 1: me know what story and I told her which one.
Speaker 1: She was like, actually, you just have to surprise me.
Speaker 1: It's too much because sometimes reparation does it's like much. Um.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna first of all, I'm gonna remember when
Speaker 1: we used to do a really creepy thing in I
Speaker 1: think it went into I mean it was high school
Speaker 1: because that's when we were hanging out. So in high
Speaker 1: school we used to like what was it called at
Speaker 1: night when we would go and creep in people's backyards
Speaker 1: and staring, ning, spying. Yeah, we would go, okay, you
Speaker 1: is both. Yeah, we were saying times abord walk but
Speaker 1: like backyard. We would go to people's houses. We would
Speaker 1: look in the buzz book, which is where so there
Speaker 1: where students, like look and find where students lived, and
Speaker 1: you can look names up and the phone number, walk
Speaker 1: by the house parents. Can I remind you, guys, we're
Speaker 1: on a podcast. Let's not over talk too much. But
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be perfect. But the buzz book,
Speaker 1: but seriously better. The buzz book was always yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like the yeah, the phone book for your high school
Speaker 1: or your high school, middle school, whatever. And we would
Speaker 1: take the buzz book and we would look at and
Speaker 1: then my mom also had like another book of like
Speaker 1: the maps of like maps of St. Louis, because she
Speaker 1: was always going to yard saying look up the you
Speaker 1: would look up to they would look up like a boy,
Speaker 1: we and be like where does he live? And then
Speaker 1: okay and find it coordinates. Yeah, everybody had a mat
Speaker 1: book in their car, Like yes, that was how he
Speaker 1: got around. And so we would go and people's backyards
Speaker 1: and like watch them through the windows, like window enter
Speaker 1: their houses. I just didn't bring you guys, you would
Speaker 1: enter their home? Whose house? Whose house did you find alleged? Wait?
Speaker 1: Did you whisper it in my ear? No? I won't
Speaker 1: say I just heard it? Did you hear? Yeah? You guys? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait if you were listening before because the doors open,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like molest them. I would just I would
Speaker 1: look in the What was your im an investor? If
Speaker 1: you got you are an investigator? Your asiagram type is
Speaker 1: number five. It's the investigator, right, what round it? What
Speaker 1: would you What would you do if you got caught?
Speaker 1: That's always what I would run through my head when
Speaker 1: I didn't, but but I would just I would be
Speaker 1: what I did. When you're to tell store, I go like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like linked so weird. Nobody would not remember. At
Speaker 1: one time we had to go to the bathroom so
Speaker 1: bad on one of our sides that we like snuck
Speaker 1: into a church to steal toilet people because we had
Speaker 1: to like ship. We both were shipping. Yeah, any other
Speaker 1: one is like I will do it with guys. I
Speaker 1: want to remind you this is late high school, Like
Speaker 1: this were not cool. People would think you were like yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was not, but it was
Speaker 1: fun because I remember we didn't. There was something really
Speaker 1: cool about watching someone you went to high school with,
Speaker 1: like walking around like with their parents, like in their house.
Speaker 1: That was very It was like I don't want to say,
Speaker 1: but like I was in the reality TV like is
Speaker 1: doing it like Instagram's window, Yes, it is totally real. Wando. Um,
Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask you. You wrote a short
Speaker 1: story that I would love to link to on our
Speaker 1: Instagram for the podcast. But in that sort of story,
Speaker 1: you talked about all the jobs you had in New
Speaker 1: Orleans when you lived there for like one year how long.
Speaker 1: It's insane how many jobs there were. And the story
Speaker 1: is so great, but there was what you were nanny
Speaker 1: for a time. I was what's it called when you
Speaker 1: help my kid in secon? Did anyone tutor or nanny
Speaker 1: in their twenties not hungover? Like I really reading your story,
Speaker 1: being hungover around children is so relatable to me. Smelling
Speaker 1: like cigarettes, being hungover, like just like looking at them
Speaker 1: like harsh sunlight yes, your I haven't heard you tell
Speaker 1: it to me without I just read it in your story.
Speaker 1: It was so visceral to me. But I want to
Speaker 1: hear how this job came along and how did you
Speaker 1: end up being around this child on the worst day
Speaker 1: of your life? Hung over wise, So the interviews were
Speaker 1: just not really interviewed. Was over the phone. But I
Speaker 1: used to be a substitute years, so they were like,
Speaker 1: you're hired. They didn't ask me, do I know anything?
Speaker 1: Do you think? It is a huge gap in Like
Speaker 1: I found that when I was I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, they don't know anything about me. I thank
Speaker 1: god I'm a good person and not ever wanted. But
Speaker 1: I just saw that, like there's no background checked. There
Speaker 1: was nothing for me to babysit children and think. I'm
Speaker 1: always like, thank god I wasn't a bad person, but
Speaker 1: it seems like I could have gotten away like this,
Speaker 1: there's nothing set in stone to keep I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's changed since then, but like in my twenties,
Speaker 1: I was like I could be terrible and they wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: So you got this job? Yeah, I had to like fight.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was like ten fifteen miles or
Speaker 1: something and it was so fucking hot, and at the
Speaker 1: time I was okay. I was like I dressed weird,
Speaker 1: like I do. I remember I had two different colored
Speaker 1: shoes on. They were like um commerce, but I had
Speaker 1: two different shoes, like white shirt, black braw. Like my
Speaker 1: hair was so short and I bleached it would break
Speaker 1: a snap off because it was like so I just
Speaker 1: looked blasting to see wetty, like wet t shirt contos
Speaker 1: because we're white shirt. And then she's be like, oh
Speaker 1: and these kids didn't no stuff and I didn't know either,
Speaker 1: and they would be like I remember one time, they're like,
Speaker 1: what is a like pronoun? And I thought it was
Speaker 1: like a pronoun, It's like pro bus, it was like
Speaker 1: a capital. It was like like your mom's a pronoun
Speaker 1: and write her name slash card um and I was,
Speaker 1: I mean, that might have been the one I wrote about,
Speaker 1: might have been the hunger worst day of my life.
Speaker 1: But I remember just laying on the ground, like not
Speaker 1: being able to open my eyes, like droin the currents
Speaker 1: and like no child didn't even tell him to set you.
Speaker 1: Some said water hit me some water And next door
Speaker 1: was opened by private chef and he went in and
Speaker 1: he was like, miss t there's nothing like in here
Speaker 1: to put water. And I was like, get it. Parents,
Speaker 1: would you have to rob? I never saw the parents.
Speaker 1: It's so weird. You brought like a tupper. I was
Speaker 1: like this. I was like the side you could only
Speaker 1: get a hamburg right. It was like a dog at
Speaker 1: one time. I went in there and I was like,
Speaker 1: I need a hair on the dog. And I like
Speaker 1: drank a sip of the bottle of something like cooking
Speaker 1: wine or something. I mean, I just loved that because
Speaker 1: I just relate so well. There's nothing more when I
Speaker 1: see a drunk person that's like stumbling or just being
Speaker 1: like I'm not ready to more. What do they have
Speaker 1: to do where they're going to feel like anyone else?
Speaker 1: There was thing was something like I've thought of you,
Speaker 1: I have like hurt for you, and I do be like,
Speaker 1: do you guys, does this bring up any memories of
Speaker 1: like being hungover situations when you couldn't be My high
Speaker 1: school job was I worked at a drive through at
Speaker 1: a famous chicken tender place, real famous, and I would
Speaker 1: do a rave the night before. So this is like
Speaker 1: more than alcohol and I had no business serving anybody's
Speaker 1: Chicken Tenders. My best friend that worked there also, she
Speaker 1: bailed on me, like she called out sick or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I was like I can't. I gotta do this,
Speaker 1: Like we had been up all night. I go to
Speaker 1: the drive through and I'm just like the windows here
Speaker 1: and I'm just like slump underneath the window, just like this,
Speaker 1: like waiting for the card to blow up. And there
Speaker 1: was like like when I got sitting down and standing
Speaker 1: up and I didn't know that the owner had cameras
Speaker 1: and one of them was appointed and this Lacey's called
Speaker 1: Abner's Famous Chicken Tenders, and they called. They were like
Speaker 1: Abner called and he said, you need to go home now,
Speaker 1: and I'd already like grown up in the bathroom, bunch.
Speaker 1: This is high school. Well, it's really hard to get
Speaker 1: that hungover in high school. Like it was like my
Speaker 1: first time doing like exstasy years. We drove to a
Speaker 1: little rock, Arkansas to go to a rave and then
Speaker 1: I was going to pull an all lighter and go
Speaker 1: rally and go to work. Oh it was hell, Like
Speaker 1: I just remember, like why did I think I had
Speaker 1: to go? Rachel didn't go. My best friend called out,
Speaker 1: and I was just like nope, I'm going people after
Speaker 1: you an Advisor? Was that happen? It was Advisor? It
Speaker 1: was like a T shirt and like a red apron,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, under this window must this
Speaker 1: week This reminds me this weekend we were I there,
Speaker 1: we ate some mushrooms. We don't need to know what
Speaker 1: kind they were. I'm just saying mushrooms were eaten, and
Speaker 1: that's not an illegal thing to say. We don't know
Speaker 1: who served them to us from a little scoop in
Speaker 1: someone's back back or if they were cooked up by Charlotte,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. But I will say that Carlisle was
Speaker 1: starting to feel a little weird on some on like
Speaker 1: after she ate some mushrooms for dinner and allegedly and
Speaker 1: and I reminded you of the only story because I've
Speaker 1: never done mushrooms when you told me the story, but
Speaker 1: you told me about a time that, um, you had
Speaker 1: partied with some people. I guess you. I've never done
Speaker 1: ecstasy or anything like that. But you used to up
Speaker 1: in the Hollywood Hills, right. You used to listen to
Speaker 1: Carlole's car for a really long time. Was it only
Speaker 1: had six c ds that were stuck in and they
Speaker 1: were inside the car and then you could not get
Speaker 1: them out, so you would only Lawrence in the machine
Speaker 1: was one of them. Husky Rescue. Husky Rescue was the
Speaker 1: name of a band that Carlole and she got no
Speaker 1: you love it, Nikki, like you love it like I'll
Speaker 1: listen to it one time when I was doing mushrooms,
Speaker 1: Nikki just listened. This reminds me so much of a
Speaker 1: town when a bunch of girls up in the hills
Speaker 1: doing mushrooms listening to Husky Rescue. Well, you explained it
Speaker 1: so fun. We just got this house and little canyon.
Speaker 1: I had a bunch of musician friends and they were
Speaker 1: in town from Austin, and they like rented a house
Speaker 1: and I just partied with them for like three days
Speaker 1: and we were like naked diving in the pool and
Speaker 1: we kept ordering. We kept ordering the stuff from this
Speaker 1: guy named Gene, and we would just be like Gene
Speaker 1: or call him up, bring the beans, Jane, bring more beans.
Speaker 1: And this guy would just come and deliver us ecstasy
Speaker 1: and need like this magical fairy. And we were just
Speaker 1: like naked and pulls and hot dugs. Why why, just
Speaker 1: because I've never done ecstasy and I guess I've never
Speaker 1: even talked to any like any to you about it?
Speaker 1: Why do you not continue to do? Why is ecstasy
Speaker 1: something people do in their twenties and then never again?
Speaker 1: Like why is it not something that I hear people?
Speaker 1: I didn't hang out with the crowd that did ecstasy
Speaker 1: when I was that age, and so I missed it.
Speaker 1: And now it's never talked about because it's not one
Speaker 1: of those like one of those drugs where you do
Speaker 1: it and then you're like, I have to do that
Speaker 1: again tomorrow, Like you do it and you're like that
Speaker 1: was good. Well that's sound like the best. So why
Speaker 1: isn't everyone doing it? Isn't it down to isn't it
Speaker 1: called molly? Now? Am I? So now it's all the same,
Speaker 1: Well yeah, now more molly molly? Now we don't know.
Speaker 1: See's like old school, yeah, not like love also its
Speaker 1: first love drugs. But this drug was created, I mean,
Speaker 1: Taylor probably was more about it. Wasn't it created for
Speaker 1: likely puddles in the fifties that we're having marital problems?
Speaker 1: That's why they originally created for ever? But I hear
Speaker 1: that it does not want to bang. It just makes
Speaker 1: you know, like want to touch and cuddle. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: you're naked, but it's like childlike it's I know one ever,
Speaker 1: Like it's like nothing sex, it's just free going on
Speaker 1: the ski do without. Why have I never been offered it?
Speaker 1: Why is it not something that people are like, let's like,
Speaker 1: how do you obtain it? Like it's not a trend right,
Speaker 1: it's very dangerous now because if then I do not
Speaker 1: sign it, I do not do it today, I would
Speaker 1: not do it. Those days are over. People say that
Speaker 1: the speaking of the calm down the next day, Like
Speaker 1: I hear that the next day to bring your head
Speaker 1: from like ninety degrees to zero or whatever it does,
Speaker 1: bring it up. You're like you're dying. What do they call?
Speaker 1: Will you take a lot if you really depress? I'll
Speaker 1: take a lot of five htp. If you are going
Speaker 1: to do with this drug, go to Whole Foods, get
Speaker 1: it replaces you pull it up now places serotonin in
Speaker 1: the brain. He has taken five hp. Wouldn't we all
Speaker 1: just take that all the time? No? I mean like no,
Speaker 1: with it. You take it with it and it like
Speaker 1: helps with the depletion so that you're not so depressed.
Speaker 1: But why don't you just how much? Is it really?
Speaker 1: But just don't do it because that's what I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: not take five. That's why it's that whole foods. Get it,
Speaker 1: that's like what it's for. But if you're going to
Speaker 1: take eggs much? Does it make bad music sounding better?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Like? Does it make Powsky Girls?
Speaker 1: Is so bad country album? Check out Husky Rescue band
Speaker 1: like as I actually don't understand it as a band
Speaker 1: name because it's not. It's a thing that is real.
Speaker 1: There are Husky Rescues. I know you'd have that. Ask
Speaker 1: them from Phil. And jumpsuit apparatus is somewhere? Is that
Speaker 1: a band? Red jumpsuit apparatus? I heard it on the radio?
Speaker 1: Do you know that the Postal Service? Remember that they
Speaker 1: got sued by the United States Postal Service? What is there?
Speaker 1: So to the Chicago Transit? Three? Now it's Chicago the band? Wait?
Speaker 1: What really Chicago Transit? Really Chicago the band used to
Speaker 1: be the Chicago Transit already? The Postal Service should have
Speaker 1: not but I don't. They could just say I'm the
Speaker 1: Swedish Postal Service. I'm going to see FedEx at Red
Speaker 1: Rocks branded final thought, let's do I really want to
Speaker 1: bring in a new word that has coined on this trip.
Speaker 1: That um, I mean the group that created is here.
Speaker 1: It's Taylor, Halla and Kirsten and me and and Huffey
Speaker 1: isn't here, but she was there for because origination and
Speaker 1: that has just taken the world by storm. But there's
Speaker 1: a new word that we're excited to share with everyone
Speaker 1: that I wasn't even a part of creating. I think
Speaker 1: it got created in another car on you created it.
Speaker 1: Will you please introduce the new word to the group
Speaker 1: and to our listeners. The best it is a true
Speaker 1: hybrid of this is I'm this is like the Lennon
Speaker 1: McCartney partnership, me and Taylor. Taylor and I created this word.
Speaker 1: I have always said your rape, your rape, um relating
Speaker 1: to things that hurt my ears, like words are phrases,
Speaker 1: And Taylor on the trip said, oh so, in order
Speaker 1: to sue and not have the R word just like
Speaker 1: being thrown about, we call things that are like unpleasant
Speaker 1: to the ear, that just makes you kind of cringe,
Speaker 1: you know, for the basic fishes would be like the
Speaker 1: word moist, like things like that a word a phrase
Speaker 1: that makes you go and it's called son. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go around and just um, I think we just throw
Speaker 1: them out because I don't actually have one place. We
Speaker 1: were going around last night kind of like sitballing what
Speaker 1: some good arap s are and um and maybe the
Speaker 1: best pies can write in or call into the show
Speaker 1: for fan t Rex and give us your best a rap.
Speaker 1: But here's something that we encounter, especially on social media.
Speaker 1: I think Anya had to my very first a rap
Speaker 1: I ever heard, and I still contend it's my number
Speaker 1: one worst is noum. What about when someone posts on
Speaker 1: Instagram and they they post a picture of their significant other?
Speaker 1: What is the caption that bothers you this one? Kirsten
Speaker 1: had a great one the other day about you know,
Speaker 1: Row versus Wade, like when that got overturned. Everyone was
Speaker 1: posting all the time, like and what did you just
Speaker 1: just like seeing I don't know, people posting in the
Speaker 1: heat of the moment. I think it's always a bad idea,
Speaker 1: but seeing a post where someone's like I just got
Speaker 1: done from a run and it was like four point
Speaker 1: three miles the first thing in the morning. But that's
Speaker 1: not the point. The point is today second paragraph, I'm
Speaker 1: angry and then you look and all you see is
Speaker 1: like several emojens mixing with words. It's just like done unfollowed.
Speaker 1: It looks like a Britney Spears caption of like this
Speaker 1: gigantic thing of text where you're like, I'm angry, but
Speaker 1: also another one I'm sick of hearing is all of
Speaker 1: the feels like this, this, this taco, all of the bills,
Speaker 1: all of the films going to this content, all of
Speaker 1: my fields. It's all my feels, my person and my
Speaker 1: fields and in my person. My person says that all
Speaker 1: the fields are like all over my fields, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for my person, disgusting me to my person. What are
Speaker 1: you digging on the ground looking for your person? Where person? Go? Um?
Speaker 1: Any other ones come to mind of just saying on
Speaker 1: social media things that people say. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is irrap a, but I was saying I hate
Speaker 1: when people use words to describe food about like clothing
Speaker 1: or experiences. Yeah, like like like this is so delicious
Speaker 1: or this is so yummy, yummy, had such a delicious
Speaker 1: time today, Ye that's yes, Yeah it wasn't. We didn't
Speaker 1: lick it. Yeah. I think you can call a really
Speaker 1: cozy sweater delicious. But I know it makes no you
Speaker 1: know that be my favorite Sarah silvermanjo where she's like, um,
Speaker 1: I wanted to donate, I like to get back and
Speaker 1: I just um uh, I just donated to uh these
Speaker 1: this I sent to this tribe in Africa, this package
Speaker 1: of like five amazing calnet chunky sweaters and I was
Speaker 1: so cozy and they wrote me a card back that
Speaker 1: said thank you so much. They were delicious. I bought started.
Speaker 1: But that joke always made me that sword. But um,
Speaker 1: A good way to close this out was one of
Speaker 1: our besties called out a caption that one of my
Speaker 1: friends posted. At some point, Um and Carl, will you
Speaker 1: just tell that story? Sometimes I struggle with my captions,
Speaker 1: all right, and I will think of the stupid one
Speaker 1: that everybody's posting first, and I'm like, no, I can't
Speaker 1: post that. Like today I had one when we took
Speaker 1: that picture and like, when are people take the picture
Speaker 1: picture of Carlyle on the boat? Hold my calls the people?
Speaker 1: Do you know when they're going to beat or something?
Speaker 1: But I just posted a good old Sunday Funday. Sunday
Speaker 1: Sunday Funday, do you picture for me in a bikini?
Speaker 1: Because I want to picture hot Peak for me to bikini,
Speaker 1: but what do you say? Like so Sunday fun Day
Speaker 1: and then the best Sieges wrote under it cut find
Speaker 1: you guys, my friends Carlisle, Noah, Sara, Hala, Kirsten, Cat,
Speaker 1: Taylor and Anya. Thank you for being here, Thank you
Speaker 1: best listening. Thank you for letting me have a week
Speaker 1: off of the show. We will be back tomorrow with me,
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah live from my apartment in St. Louis,
Speaker 1: and we will see you then. Don't be cut, Andrew
Speaker 1: Y