Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's Donk.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who's this Donk?
Speaker 2: Donc I'm so sorry. I don't calf Paul. I don't
Speaker 2: remember my name is Paul Donkler, but everydy calls me Donk.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I have no idea who this is.
Speaker 2: I've never been Donk, Like, I know you definitely remember.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Is it doc or Donk?
Speaker 2: You're funny. I remembered you being funny at the bar
Speaker 2: at that Saint Patrick's Day party we were at, but
Speaker 2: like you're even funnier now, so that's cool.
Speaker 1: We met at Saint Patrick's when we were out on
Speaker 1: the weekend. Yeah, how did you get my number?
Speaker 2: Because you gave it to me, which is like, honestly, like,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of shocked that you're like acting like you
Speaker 2: don't remember Dounk, because like I got a lot of
Speaker 2: numbers at night, because you know, like, hell at you
Speaker 2: are interested in me. So I'm calling you back though,
Speaker 2: out of all of them, so like I feel like
Speaker 2: maybe you should be a little bit honored.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just a guy. I'm just like
Speaker 1: I made out with Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't remember you much.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's funny, Like I said, you're hilarious. Let's just
Speaker 2: like go ahead and call it for what it is.
Speaker 2: Like I know why you did it, you know, because
Speaker 2: I do have it, and like can I get it
Speaker 2: that you want to see me again and everything, But
Speaker 2: like that's not the way to go about it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I was like really drunk that night, and I
Speaker 1: don't remember you, and I don't remember talking to you,
Speaker 1: and I'm not really interested in talking to you right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, like I understand, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: because like I was wearing a tank top, and like
Speaker 2: when I do that, a lot of times women get
Speaker 2: dunk goggles. So like you might kind of been out
Speaker 2: of it because of that.
Speaker 1: Did you say, don't goggles?
Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah, it happens all the time.
Speaker 1: No, I was just very mereated. I had several tequila shots,
Speaker 1: and I just do not have any interest in talking
Speaker 1: to you further, like.
Speaker 2: Really, okay, Like first of all, Like, first of all, okay,
Speaker 2: like I'm soup confused because like I don't know who
Speaker 2: any brand it is or whatever that word is, like
Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is. I get why
Speaker 2: you gave me your credit card, Like I get it.
Speaker 2: You must have slipped in my pocket or whatever so
Speaker 2: that I would call you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no time. I was you the one that
Speaker 1: has my credit card?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like you must have put in my pocket
Speaker 2: so I would call you.
Speaker 1: I didn't put anything in your pocket. I don't care
Speaker 1: how to intoxicate it, I am. I wouldn't just give
Speaker 1: somebody my credit card. Why do you have my credit card?
Speaker 1: And when can you give it back to me?
Speaker 2: Because like you gave it to Donk, so don't would
Speaker 2: call you back. Like that's just kind of what happens,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like if like a chick
Speaker 2: was at my house or whatever, she like leave a brawl,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it's the same thing,
Speaker 2: but like you did it with a credit card obviously.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Dunk's on the phone with you right now,
Speaker 2: and I gotta let you know, like I'm totally down
Speaker 2: to go out again.
Speaker 1: No, Donk, I didn't give you my credit card. Nobody
Speaker 1: just give somebody their credit card because they want to
Speaker 1: see them again. What are you talking about dude.
Speaker 2: So yeah, like tomorrow is totally cool and I already
Speaker 2: reserved reservations.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you for a d I
Speaker 1: want my credit.
Speaker 2: Card back, and I hope like it's cool. No, I
Speaker 2: hope it's cool that I use your card number because
Speaker 2: it's like an expensive restaurant they need a card number,
Speaker 2: and like I don't have a credit card. I just
Speaker 2: use your credit card to make the reservation. But like
Speaker 2: it's a seven o'clock Like I hope you know not
Speaker 2: just said Doc is making decisions because I know chicks
Speaker 2: like it when Doc makes decisions.
Speaker 1: Okay, don First of all, stop calling me a chick.
Speaker 1: I'm not a chick. You sound ridiculous the way you
Speaker 1: refer to yourself and a third person. Okay, no, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in seeing you or going out with you.
Speaker 1: And the fact they use my credit card is absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You sound you don't even sound. You sound like a caricature.
Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: So like, are we in our first fight or what? Dude?
Speaker 1: Are you? We're not anything. I want my I had
Speaker 1: a card back. You are a mistake, donk, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to see you again, I need my credit card,
Speaker 1: and dude, this is the last time I ever get
Speaker 1: drunk on St. Patrick's Day again, because I cannot believe
Speaker 1: that I am having this conversation with somebody like you
Speaker 1: right now, Like, why would I ever make out with you?
Speaker 1: How did that even start?
Speaker 2: It's because your friend Justine told me to call you.
Speaker 1: But did she meet you that night? Like, did you
Speaker 1: get her number that night?
Speaker 2: No? No, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
Speaker 2: doing a phone brank on you and your friend Justine
Speaker 2: set you up.
Speaker 1: I said, hate you guys.
Speaker 2: She said that you got really drunk at a bar
Speaker 2: over Saint Patrick's Day weekend and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1: No, dude, because why are the person I've ever spoken to?
Speaker 1: That was terrible?
Speaker 2: She said, you lost your credit card. I don't know
Speaker 2: where that is, but you did not make out with donk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was about to completely go sober
Speaker 1: after that. Oh my god. Up every morning with Jubile
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