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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's Donk.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who's this Donk?

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Speaker 2: Donc I'm so sorry. I don't calf Paul. I don't

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Speaker 2: remember my name is Paul Donkler, but everydy calls me Donk.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I have no idea who this is.

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Speaker 2: I've never been Donk, Like, I know you definitely remember.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Is it doc or Donk?

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Speaker 2: You're funny. I remembered you being funny at the bar

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Speaker 2: at that Saint Patrick's Day party we were at, but

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Speaker 2: like you're even funnier now, so that's cool.

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Speaker 1: We met at Saint Patrick's when we were out on

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Speaker 1: the weekend. Yeah, how did you get my number?

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Speaker 2: Because you gave it to me, which is like, honestly, like,

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of shocked that you're like acting like you

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Speaker 2: don't remember Dounk, because like I got a lot of

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Speaker 2: numbers at night, because you know, like, hell at you

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Speaker 2: are interested in me. So I'm calling you back though,

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Speaker 2: out of all of them, so like I feel like

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Speaker 2: maybe you should be a little bit honored.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just a guy. I'm just like

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Speaker 1: I made out with Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember you much.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's funny, Like I said, you're hilarious. Let's just

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Speaker 2: like go ahead and call it for what it is.

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Speaker 2: Like I know why you did it, you know, because

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Speaker 2: I do have it, and like can I get it

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Speaker 2: that you want to see me again and everything, But

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Speaker 2: like that's not the way to go about it, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I was like really drunk that night, and I

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Speaker 1: don't remember you, and I don't remember talking to you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not really interested in talking to you right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, like I understand, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: because like I was wearing a tank top, and like

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Speaker 2: when I do that, a lot of times women get

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Speaker 2: dunk goggles. So like you might kind of been out

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Speaker 2: of it because of that.

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Speaker 1: Did you say, don't goggles?

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Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah, it happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: No, I was just very mereated. I had several tequila shots,

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Speaker 1: and I just do not have any interest in talking

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Speaker 1: to you further, like.

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Speaker 2: Really, okay, Like first of all, Like, first of all, okay,

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Speaker 2: like I'm soup confused because like I don't know who

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Speaker 2: any brand it is or whatever that word is, like

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is. I get why

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Speaker 2: you gave me your credit card, Like I get it.

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Speaker 2: You must have slipped in my pocket or whatever so

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Speaker 2: that I would call you, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no time. I was you the one that

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Speaker 1: has my credit card?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because like you must have put in my pocket

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Speaker 2: so I would call you.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put anything in your pocket. I don't care

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Speaker 1: how to intoxicate it, I am. I wouldn't just give

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Speaker 1: somebody my credit card. Why do you have my credit card?

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Speaker 1: And when can you give it back to me?

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Speaker 2: Because like you gave it to Donk, so don't would

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Speaker 2: call you back. Like that's just kind of what happens,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like if like a chick

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Speaker 2: was at my house or whatever, she like leave a brawl,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it's the same thing,

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Speaker 2: but like you did it with a credit card obviously.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, Dunk's on the phone with you right now,

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Speaker 2: and I gotta let you know, like I'm totally down

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Speaker 2: to go out again.

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Speaker 1: No, Donk, I didn't give you my credit card. Nobody

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Speaker 1: just give somebody their credit card because they want to

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Speaker 1: see them again. What are you talking about dude.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, like tomorrow is totally cool and I already

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Speaker 2: reserved reservations.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see you for a d I

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Speaker 1: want my credit.

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Speaker 2: Card back, and I hope like it's cool. No, I

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Speaker 2: hope it's cool that I use your card number because

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Speaker 2: it's like an expensive restaurant they need a card number,

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Speaker 2: and like I don't have a credit card. I just

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Speaker 2: use your credit card to make the reservation. But like

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Speaker 2: it's a seven o'clock Like I hope you know not

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Speaker 2: just said Doc is making decisions because I know chicks

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Speaker 2: like it when Doc makes decisions.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don First of all, stop calling me a chick.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a chick. You sound ridiculous the way you

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Speaker 1: refer to yourself and a third person. Okay, no, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested in seeing you or going out with you.

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Speaker 1: And the fact they use my credit card is absolutely ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You sound you don't even sound. You sound like a caricature.

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Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: So like, are we in our first fight or what? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Are you? We're not anything. I want my I had

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Speaker 1: a card back. You are a mistake, donk, and I

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Speaker 1: don't want to see you again, I need my credit card,

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Speaker 1: and dude, this is the last time I ever get

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Speaker 1: drunk on St. Patrick's Day again, because I cannot believe

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Speaker 1: that I am having this conversation with somebody like you

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Speaker 1: right now, Like, why would I ever make out with you?

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Speaker 1: How did that even start?

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Speaker 2: It's because your friend Justine told me to call you.

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Speaker 1: But did she meet you that night? Like, did you

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Speaker 1: get her number that night?

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Speaker 2: No? No, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show

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Speaker 2: doing a phone brank on you and your friend Justine

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Speaker 2: set you up.

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Speaker 1: I said, hate you guys.

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Speaker 2: She said that you got really drunk at a bar

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Speaker 2: over Saint Patrick's Day weekend and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: No, dude, because why are the person I've ever spoken to?

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Speaker 1: That was terrible?

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Speaker 2: She said, you lost your credit card. I don't know

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Speaker 2: where that is, but you did not make out with donk.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was about to completely go sober

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Speaker 1: after that. Oh my god. Up every morning with Jubile

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Speaker 1: Phone Franks weekday mornings on the twenties,