WEBVTT - Ep55: A Hoe's Bucket List 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.600 Hey, everybody, Welcome to Horrible Decisions. I'm wheezy. Hi, guys, 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:08.399 this is Grel Mandy Be. We're going to take a 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:10.640 little bit of a detour on this episode. I'm sorry 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:12.080 if you're a new listener and you want me to 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:14.840 explain what this show is. But we've been starting something 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.440 new where we will record Pillow talk um or where 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.840 we do a catch up about our lives. And right 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.640 when we cut off Pellow talk, our dear friend Hello, 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:27.680 Hello talk because I sello like that, It's hello, Where 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:31.440 did you grow up? So we all say pillow like 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:34.640 that in Orleans? Hello Pillow? Am I saying it? Pello? 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:38.479 P oh? You take pills? Tell me what I'm saying? Hello, 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:44.120 Hello Talk? No pill like you popping peels? Oh? Hello? 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:46.960 Back that we teach you how to say what. This 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:49.320 bitch can't even she's saying libido was what lib up? 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:52.920 I'm gonna say Hello? How I want? She don't know 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:56.400 how to say? So anyway, cut this ship out. The 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.880 person who's gonna cut it out. Who I need to 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.560 bring into this conversation is Alex. Alex is our engineer 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:05.200 and our video guy, and he asked after the episode, 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:09.920 I mean or the clip of pellow. He asked Mandy 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:11.960 um why she doesn't like writing dick, and he was 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:13.800 very surprised because that's how a lot of women get off. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.160 She starts talking about how she doesn't need that to come. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:20.600 She gets even turned on by just going down and 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:25.080 then said, okay, let's talk about the one nigga that 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:28.959 you're sucking right now. And then Mandy informed me that 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:33.479 she doesn't even like head like that, and seven hasn't 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:39.280 gone down on her in years because she doesn't need it. 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.760 Let's explain. There's no need to explain. So I mean, 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:45.560 I guess fine, y'all need an explanation. So when it 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.360 comes me too, okay, so well, and I'll say this, 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.640 and I'll guide this in the way because clearly I 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:55.200 mean wear his tongue and going well, no, I would 0:01:55.240 --> 0:02:04.600 say this because fuck you, well was so I deal 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.120 with Okay, So I deal with women too. So, as 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.720 you guys know, I'm bisexual. When I even deal with women, 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:13.840 I prefer to be the oral giver. I'm not big 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:17.520 on receiving head. Any time I do receive head or 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:21.240 want a guy to specifically focus on giving me head, 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.080 it's because nine times out of ten, I don't come 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.760 from his dick or his dick isn't as great as 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.800 his mouth is. When it comes to wait, when it 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.040 comes to play from you, let me ask this stuff 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.239 when it comes to fourth play from you, because I 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:35.560 know you said like you get turned on my giving 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:38.760 wit from getting head too, I could. I could do 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:42.640 that and funk right. You meet someone new, Let's say 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:44.600 you don't suck his dick yet, how does he get 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.520 you wet? What does he have to do? Is fingering? 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.840 Because even when I was even when I was dealing 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.440 with Fellen Bay, neither of us gave each other head 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:53.679 For the first couple of times we made out, and 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.160 my pussy was wet because I was aroused by him, 0:02:56.560 --> 0:03:00.200 and we fucked like there was There was kiss saying, 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:04.560 there was titty um like nibbling, there was rubbing. It 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:08.680 was it was like panting. It was like crazy making out. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.079 I'm not big on head like that. I'm just not. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:15.920 And so when I have someone where my pussy is 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.560 leaking to where I'm feeling it run down to my 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:22.120 knees and in between my thighs before what does what 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:23.760 does he need to go down there? And such? It 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:26.160 is hot, bro right to you. I love going down 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.720 on girls on the right and like the whole Like 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.320 you love going down on girls when they're wet, I 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:36.880 enjoy going down. I mean too. I'm just do you 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:41.880 ever not take offense to someone else because he'll fucking 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.840 he'll rub my up and put it in his mouth 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:47.080 and like like, it's not like, bitch, my pussy is wet, 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.280 like it's there. It's not what you keep saying, I'm wet, 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.960 I'm I'm I'm wet. This has nothing to do with 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.640 you being wet, and it has nothing to do with 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.600 they just don't eat your pussy just so like it 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:02.480 can get lubricated. They eat your pus, Yeah they do. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.040 But the point is to fucking turn you on to 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.600 get and it's part of four. And this is what 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.160 all you're saying. I'm only sharp because we sat here 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.760 and talked about all the things that men need to 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.640 do to get women off, and a lot of them 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:16.080 that me and you both advocate for is going down, 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:19.240 pleasuring women, finding ways to pleasure people. There's finding ways 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:22.239 to pleasure women. If you sit here, not one time 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:25.520 in this show, and I will sit here. Have you 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:29.159 ever said go down. If a woman doesn't need head, 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.240 if a lot, if she doesn't know. If I don't 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.800 get off my head, We're not going to have the 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.960 conversation where I'm like, Okay, my turn. It's literally by 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.640 the time I'm done sucking his dick, his balls, getting 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.960 all up in that ship, I'm bent over. I'm ready 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.000 for you to insert the motherfucking dick into my pussy. 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:47.800 I don't need I don't need. How am I blown? 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:50.840 What about when you do have someone go down and 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.560 you do enjoy it? No, I don't care for you 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.279 like it. You don't even like the feeling. I feel 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.600 like it's a part of four play that you can 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.400 add in, and to me it helps if I'm not 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:04.279 all the way aroused by someone. But I don't need head. 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.719 I mean, I just don't need head. Like to me, 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:11.240 a part of giving head that would excite me would 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:13.640 be like riding a nigga's face. But to me that 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.159 that is all mental because now it's the domination of 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:19.640 me smothering this knicks. Seriously, Yes, I don't like get ahead. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.480 I feel like most of niggas don't even know how 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.160 to do it to where I even have you? Is 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:26.720 it that you haven't had someone do it well enough 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:28.840 to And I just told you I think it's who 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:30.720 have done it well, but them niggas. I don't need 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:36.440 their nick. Their dick isn't as good that would you 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:40.240 want it? I mean, he's eating my pussy before? What 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.560 if he like that? It didn't add anything to what 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.520 I want? His dick he ate bomb pussy? Would you 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:49.040 still not want it? Is what I'm asking. If I 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:51.600 got it, sure, but it's not. It's so basically what 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.680 I'm feeling, trying to have words into my mouth, right, No, 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:57.520 I'm not. I'm gonna tell you what it sounds like. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.840 It sounds like it sounds like a very low expectations, 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:05.559 and I just don't want it. I've had really good head, sure, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.520 but I like penetration overhead and I enjoy giving head 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.080 more than receiving it. It's just like one of those 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.760 things like when a nigga licks my tits, I feel 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:16.840 like that's for him. There's no arousal in my nime. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.080 But you just said we were making out and there 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.000 was some breast and nibbling and right, and that was 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:22.640 all for him. So you asked what we did since 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.680 we didn't give each other, and I tell you what 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.760 we did, make it out and sucking dick, like let 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.560 me suck your dick and let you I want you 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.400 to talk while I'm sucking your dick. I want you 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:32.840 to look at me while I'm sucking your dick, and 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:34.400 I want you to let me know how good I'm doing. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.400 I touched myself for he touches me, and so there's 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.640 still play there. I enjoy the foreplay of him talking 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.440 to me, of him looking to me, of him, you know, 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.080 making the noises when I'm doing what he likes, him 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.840 giving me direction, me asking him. I don't like. I 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:52.760 feel like I am like talking to a whole new person, 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:54.320 not saying that I've I've ever heard you say it, 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:57.400 because now I'm like you say we fuck now recalling 0:06:57.400 --> 0:07:00.520 and like I really have it. I've never said he 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:02.720 just talked about the lady and massage, and you talked 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:04.280 about how good so and so on down to you, 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.560 and so what I'm wondering And that's because I didn't 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:08.960 want him to suck me. But that's the only reason 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:10.480 why he did all that. And so can you imagine 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.360 if told you that they didn't like their dick sucked, 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:14.160 and what would you say. There's guys that don't like 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.560 you would say they didn't do it like me. That's 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.560 why that's exactly what you would think. You would think 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.000 nobody could have ever stuck your dick, So sitting across 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.320 the table for you, I feel like you haven't had 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.400 to appreciate that. But the same way like a guy 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.520 could say, I've never come off head. Like if a 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.480 guy has never come off head, I get that. A 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.000 girl could say, because you ain't, because you ain't had 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.400 a hat suck. Like. People are enjoy different things sexually. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.720 When I say, do you come from clatorial or penetration 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.280 or most of the time when when I'm masturbating, it's 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.480 all clatoral, But like during sex most of the time, 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.680 what do you feel like you're getting it? Oh, it's 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:50.520 all from penetration, which I really enjoy. Penetration, which which 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:55.720 um orgasms are harder for you. They're both. I mean, 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.280 I would say penetration, but that's because I feel like 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:02.840 most men don't. I don't orgasm with penetration the way 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.640 that I do with him. So if I'm orgasming two 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.640 and three times just off of the dick, I don't 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.520 need any other fucking type of like, I'm great with 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.040 my orgasm. Did you enjoy the head he gave you? 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.840 I mean, Jesus, that was probably four years ago. Now, 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:17.600 I was probably not because you ain't asking for it. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.360 I don't. It's not what I want from him. I 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.400 want what we have. And it's it's crazy because you 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:26.360 would think like that, damn like and we're sucking now 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.040 probably one, one or three times a week he just 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:34.840 texts me. But it's just like every video pussy. Yeah, 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.160 And the part that I got off on that was 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.480 that he let me video him and I had him 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.440 look up at the end of the camera and was 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.520 like like, so it's all a power, it's nigga. He 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.400 was like you. I was like, I could record you 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.800 while you eat my pussy. He was like, yeah, so Nigga. 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:52.839 I had my legs over. I remember you still video? Yes, 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.760 I still got the video. Oh, I might look I 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:56.240 have to look for we have to play it like 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.920 catch up. So I had my lags open, Nigga, I 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.120 had the flash on. That's how you know he was 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:06.920 really ready. So he was a little That's how you 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:10.160 know she did get it. I it was all pussy 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.960 and he actually ate pussy good. But the fact that 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.280 I could record him and then at the end of 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.880 the video, I said, looking to the camera, it was 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.520 all a power thing for me. So the fact that 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.920 while his face is in my pussy, I told him 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.880 to look up and look in the camera and look 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.839 up at me, it's all the power thing for me. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.800 And so that's what turns me on. Like I'm I'm 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.840 a lot more mental than I am. I think, I 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.080 don't know, And you're fine because you said you, But 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.320 she's she's also the woman who cried off receiving good head. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.520 So the difference, you like her because I've had some 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:47.840 right and but it just it just doesn't do much 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.880 for me. It's just yeah, it's not my preference. And 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:53.160 I mean, it's crazy because even when I deal with girls, 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.959 I don't really like dealing with aggressive girls. I want 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.120 to deal with a girl where I can eat their pussy, 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:01.720 like I'm gonna with sex with girls. I actually would 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.520 rather them go down on them and they go down 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.440 to me because I get really turned on at it. 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.600 And I really like scissoring, Like head is cool with women, 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.839 but like I feel like it's still anxious sound like 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:15.960 some white people. You never scissors with a girl. They 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.240 spoke about it. Love that ship. Yeah, that's white people ship. Yeah, 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:23.520 I mean I don't know. I guess that's like dry humping, right. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.480 I feel like that might be a disservice to lesbians 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.600 right now, I mean possibly, I don't know. Yeah, there's 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.240 no shaming, right, I mean, I'm not shaming. I'm like, say, 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.800 you be scissoring bitches. I like to eat pussy, I 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.320 like to suck dick. I'm an oral person, but I 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.240 don't like I don't care to receive it an oral person, 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.560 I just don't care to receive it as much. So 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:51.760 that's a week you think. Anyways, guys, we're gonna go 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:53.280 ahead and get into the cake of the week. Since 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:54.960 we took a slight detour in the beginning of this 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.640 really confused as to why I wasn't trying to like 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.440 shade you at all. I was really, really, really surprised. Yeah, 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.400 I'm not big on only because like, um, you and 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:09.079 I were both really' just so sexual that I'm just 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.920 saying why I'm so shocked so sexual. I was shocked 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:14.240 at that part of your sex was cut out. That's 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:17.640 why because it seems so normal to me. It ain't 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.400 cut out all the way. I'd be stuck in. I'd 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:21.800 be sucking dick for like thirty minute. Not you. But 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.160 that's what turns me on in oral period, is me 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.280 giving it. So um, we'll go ahead and shut up. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.080 We'll go ahead and get into that kink of the 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:32.640 week this week, guys. Um. As you guys know, every 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.280 week we give you guys a kink of the week, 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:37.079 something to kind of, you know, think about. Maybe you 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.199 could add it into the bedroom with your lover, your partner, 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:41.320 your friend. This was actually kind of interesting and I 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:44.360 kind of thought about it. Um, And you thought scissoring 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.960 was white people should go ahead, and we're really just 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.920 gonna say white people should like yes you first of all. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.679 You know what, I'm very surprising you. We want to 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.160 go see Black Panther together. And I thought we were 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.400 on the same page when we left. We are. I'm 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:03.000 just saying, when listeners, okay, hey white listen, clap for 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:07.000 the white listeners. Let me. I appreciate all thirteen of 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:12.199 you guys, but I'll be telling all my white friends 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.040 that should today face, I'd be telling them. I told 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:15.960 Jeeves when he told me he was cooking with tumeric, 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:21.520 I was like, okay. Anyways, guys, the kick of the 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:28.520 week for this week is splashing or wham. Well, you 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:31.760 can either call it splashing or wham. Wham actually stands 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:36.080 for wet and messy um because they involve food and 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:40.720 things generally get extremely messy during the act. Just great 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:44.880 blow jobs. People like to cover themselves and food, eat 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.480 food off of each other, and even own special tank 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.440 tops that they can do this in. A surprisingly large 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:55.000 amount of people are into splos tanks. I don't think 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.200 it's tank tops. I think they own tanks like tubs. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.920 They do it in tubs, tank tops. There's no time 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.880 after that word, I think. I mean he's in your 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.280 head added that, no, no no, no, they don't need tank tops, right, 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:07.199 there's huge tanks to put a body in. That's how 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.240 I took that. Yeah, special tanks to do it, and yeah, 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.439 Jesus Christ. It says a surprisingly large amount of people 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:16.840 are into splashing thanks to the high rates of cytophiles 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.679 in the world. Food has always been a sensual thing, 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:23.240 and people find that food sexy like to involve it 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:26.280 more in their sexual place. They find sex people they 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:29.160 find food sexy. I guess all of those Instagram pages 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.240 with all those foods that kind of look really good. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:38.880 So are you talking about cheeseburgerl when the girls good? 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:44.080 So George Costanza, who's the really? I thought it was 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:47.120 the Stephanie Starlely girl. No, George Stanza, because he brought 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.920 the sandwich into the bedroom, so he's fucking while eating 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:55.600 the sandwich. Really, so to me, when I thought about this, 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.800 I thought of maybe like a woman using like wait, wait, wait, 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.080 wait cream on. Let me be a second. Did he 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.959 eat the sandwich or put the sandwich on her? No? 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.440 He was that's not that's not this like we talked 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.720 about some real extreme ship not eating, Like this thing 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.680 could be spoken a blunt while I suck is dick. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.840 That don't mean like there's any fetish involved, like if 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.200 you chewing and swallowing. I mean, if a nig is 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.680 eating a sandwich while fucking, maybe her pussys whack. No, 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.120 he was just good. No, So this is what I 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:29.720 was thinking when um, when you're talking about there's Instagram 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.840 pages for that, that I think is a little different 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.840 because we're watching a fruit shaped like a vagina with 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.920 like cream in it. Like that's different. That just brought 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:39.880 up Instagram because no, no no, no, no no, but your food 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:47.400 is orgasmic. Literally, bron see what I did there that 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:54.040 popins last episode that I was it was um. So 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.120 I think this is funny because I'm trying to think. 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.880 So aside from whipped cream, what is something else that 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.320 maybe you've seen in a poor no or eating strawberries 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.960 out of a giant strawberries is something? Let me look 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:07.960 chocolate cover strawberries. Is there any um food or thing 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:12.120 that's something that you wanted to even honey choose to 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:16.160 use during sex. God, I've had women do like the 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:18.640 whip cream. Cream is a is a big thing, right, 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:30.600 that's nella shit. Okay, keep use finger foods, something that's 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.760 bite size so that they're not all in your teeth 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.480 and make a big mess. Remember you're trying to keep 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:38.440 the mood sexual. According to the fucking sploshing or splashing, 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.360 they're good with whatever. Keep it refreshing. The food you 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.720 selection would be refreshing and not a stuffy one like 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:50.000 chicken nuggets is too stuff. What fruit that could be used? Cherries, strawberries, 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:54.640 red or green grapes, um, mangoes, papaya, all the fruit 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:58.600 should be washed. Besides the cherries, strawberry should be cut um. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.160 The second one is whipped cream, the cliche of all 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:07.120 sexual foods, syrups. Oh, I said, honey, So that would chocolate, maple, banara, strawberry, 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:10.280 sirup turn a bitch into what sunday? Oh wow, here's 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:14.040 this one. Oysters. I just had some of them yesterday. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:16.720 And I don't know about putting putting those on a 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:18.760 person though, I don't think that. Well, I guess I 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:25.040 just put food in sex. Six. Oh, number six is popsicles. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:29.120 Do you remember the movie Jawbreaker with Rose mcgrawan when 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:31.920 she sucked Marilyn Manson and she was sucking the popsicle 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:38.240 and she was like rubbing cities. That's well, I know 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:40.400 about her because she was one of those she started 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:42.200 the meeting movement that didn't start it. But that's how 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.000 you know her. I know her because she was uncharmed. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.160 Well yeah, but like she was big, big play in 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:51.320 the I don't know that, so have either you knew her? 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:54.960 But you also said charmed when I said Rose McGaw 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:56.680 and you're like, oh, that's why people should but you're like, OK, 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:01.840 Marilyn Manson. What Marilyn Manson that he was in the movie. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:04.640 Ye people, Marilyn Manson, Black people really don't know him. Okay, 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.320 but Charmed is cool. Charmed is very cool. Every I 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:11.560 bet you all of our listeners listening. But like you, 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:15.800 you had Phoebe, you had Piper, you had um, and 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:17.800 you have Mandy here talking about busting a nut. But 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:21.879 Phoebe and Piper, meanwhile, she was watching it before the problem. Okay, 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.800 So have either of you guys ever introduced food into 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.959 the bedroom with your partners? So I did the whipped 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:31.359 cream and I did also the chocolate syrup. I told 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.360 you the one thing I wanted me to um mix 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.960 my comp with the rock does that couch? He wanted 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:43.959 me the squirt into a cup? Oh boy? So I 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:45.520 was actually about to mention that lover he girl has 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:47.320 been trying to like use ice on me, but I'm 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:49.720 really worried that she won't use it the right way. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.720 And what's what's using ice the right way? I think 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:54.920 using ice to trace the body is fine, but I'm 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:57.359 worried that she wants to use it like around my pussy, 0:17:57.400 --> 0:17:59.160 and I think that would be too cold. I wanted 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:01.280 to ask you if I suck a niggas dick with ice, 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:04.399 because I know that's kind of a thing. Doesn't shrink 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:06.760 your dick though it doesn't know it doesn't because your 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:10.200 your mouth is still warm. So it's like, it's like 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:14.720 so one of the things on here. As far as food, 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:18.359 it says water, it says, okay, not exactly food, but 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.640 you can use an iced form of hdo to keep 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:28.080 nipples erect, spitting and dribbling water okay. Also alcohol, it's saying, 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.159 lick it off of each other. Oh, to heal a body, shots, 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:34.919 kiss passionately when it comes. It's easy, that's no. Yeah, okay, 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:42.240 well burgers, sorry for being like regular right now? Oh 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.320 my god, shut up. Well guys, Um, if any of 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.640 you guys have any stories where you introduced food into 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.560 the bedroom and it was something that we didn't mention, 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:50.040 I would love to hear it if you guys can 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:52.000 send that in. Um, we're gonna go ahead and get 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.320 into the horrible decision for this week. And I want 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:57.040 to shout out one of our patrons she gave us 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.119 this idea howd long, because I want to shout her 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:03.640 name out. Um. Her name is Christie, so shout out 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.200 to Christie for not only being a patron but shouting 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:08.439 this idea out. And I think it's super super dope. 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:10.720 So her idea was to come up as we are 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:14.400 getting a lot of listeners ask us how to enter 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.240 their whole phase or how old is too old to 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:19.800 enter our whole phase. We have virgins asking us how 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:23.760 they can be a hole. Um, you know, we just 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:26.520 want to help y'all. So she gave us the idea 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:30.640 to do a hose bucket list. So if you want 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:33.560 to join into the realm of hoism, you need to 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:36.760 probably check somebody. Did you see the number five? I 0:19:36.840 --> 0:19:40.200 just like I did like that. So the number one 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:42.639 thing that I think is important for any woman trying 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:45.959 to enter her whole realm. Um. It's simple, but it's 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:50.680 a one night stand. I feel like that's when you feel, um, 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:52.800 you really become a free spirit. Now. I like to 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:54.919 call it um. Shout out to my girl Josie. She 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:58.560 calls it the Walker Pride, and I love that. She'll 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:00.720 always like send a little Instagram. Actually, I I have 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:03.000 a a group chat with some friends called the Pussy 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:07.960 Power Posse, and we always say and um, everybody was 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:09.720 sending a little Walker Pride ship and it's like really 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:12.240 fun to talk about. And I think, um, something really 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:15.000 important with the one night stand. UM. I had said 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:16.600 on this show before that I had never had one, 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:18.280 and Mandy reminded me of something we did in Miami 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:20.840 that I didn't remember. But since that time, I have 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:24.639 had a one night stand. And the great thing that 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:27.919 I really felt within myself is like I felt like 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.639 I made the choice, like and that was really sexy 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:32.240 to me because you know, he kiss speaking night and 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:33.640 blah blah. I was like, oh no, you can come 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.320