Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to Horrible Decisions. I'm wheezy. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: this is Grel Mandy Be. We're going to take a
Speaker 1: little bit of a detour on this episode. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: if you're a new listener and you want me to
Speaker 1: explain what this show is. But we've been starting something
Speaker 1: new where we will record Pillow talk um or where
Speaker 1: we do a catch up about our lives. And right
Speaker 1: when we cut off Pellow talk, our dear friend Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello talk because I sello like that, It's hello, Where
Speaker 1: did you grow up? So we all say pillow like
Speaker 1: that in Orleans? Hello Pillow? Am I saying it? Pello?
Speaker 1: P oh? You take pills? Tell me what I'm saying? Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello Talk? No pill like you popping peels? Oh? Hello?
Speaker 1: Back that we teach you how to say what. This
Speaker 1: bitch can't even she's saying libido was what lib up?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Hello? How I want? She don't know
Speaker 1: how to say? So anyway, cut this ship out. The
Speaker 1: person who's gonna cut it out. Who I need to
Speaker 1: bring into this conversation is Alex. Alex is our engineer
Speaker 1: and our video guy, and he asked after the episode,
Speaker 1: I mean or the clip of pellow. He asked Mandy
Speaker 1: um why she doesn't like writing dick, and he was
Speaker 1: very surprised because that's how a lot of women get off.
Speaker 1: She starts talking about how she doesn't need that to come.
Speaker 1: She gets even turned on by just going down and
Speaker 1: then said, okay, let's talk about the one nigga that
Speaker 1: you're sucking right now. And then Mandy informed me that
Speaker 1: she doesn't even like head like that, and seven hasn't
Speaker 1: gone down on her in years because she doesn't need it.
Speaker 1: Let's explain. There's no need to explain. So I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess fine, y'all need an explanation. So when it
Speaker 1: comes me too, okay, so well, and I'll say this,
Speaker 1: and I'll guide this in the way because clearly I
Speaker 1: mean wear his tongue and going well, no, I would
Speaker 1: say this because fuck you, well was so I deal
Speaker 1: with Okay, So I deal with women too. So, as
Speaker 1: you guys know, I'm bisexual. When I even deal with women,
Speaker 1: I prefer to be the oral giver. I'm not big
Speaker 1: on receiving head. Any time I do receive head or
Speaker 1: want a guy to specifically focus on giving me head,
Speaker 1: it's because nine times out of ten, I don't come
Speaker 1: from his dick or his dick isn't as great as
Speaker 1: his mouth is. When it comes to wait, when it
Speaker 1: comes to play from you, let me ask this stuff
Speaker 1: when it comes to fourth play from you, because I
Speaker 1: know you said like you get turned on my giving
Speaker 1: wit from getting head too, I could. I could do
Speaker 1: that and funk right. You meet someone new, Let's say
Speaker 1: you don't suck his dick yet, how does he get
Speaker 1: you wet? What does he have to do? Is fingering?
Speaker 1: Because even when I was even when I was dealing
Speaker 1: with Fellen Bay, neither of us gave each other head
Speaker 1: For the first couple of times we made out, and
Speaker 1: my pussy was wet because I was aroused by him,
Speaker 1: and we fucked like there was There was kiss saying,
Speaker 1: there was titty um like nibbling, there was rubbing. It
Speaker 1: was it was like panting. It was like crazy making out.
Speaker 1: I'm not big on head like that. I'm just not.
Speaker 1: And so when I have someone where my pussy is
Speaker 1: leaking to where I'm feeling it run down to my
Speaker 1: knees and in between my thighs before what does what
Speaker 1: does he need to go down there? And such? It
Speaker 1: is hot, bro right to you. I love going down
Speaker 1: on girls on the right and like the whole Like
Speaker 1: you love going down on girls when they're wet, I
Speaker 1: enjoy going down. I mean too. I'm just do you
Speaker 1: ever not take offense to someone else because he'll fucking
Speaker 1: he'll rub my up and put it in his mouth
Speaker 1: and like like, it's not like, bitch, my pussy is wet,
Speaker 1: like it's there. It's not what you keep saying, I'm wet,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm wet. This has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: you being wet, and it has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: they just don't eat your pussy just so like it
Speaker 1: can get lubricated. They eat your pus, Yeah they do.
Speaker 1: But the point is to fucking turn you on to
Speaker 1: get and it's part of four. And this is what
Speaker 1: all you're saying. I'm only sharp because we sat here
Speaker 1: and talked about all the things that men need to
Speaker 1: do to get women off, and a lot of them
Speaker 1: that me and you both advocate for is going down,
Speaker 1: pleasuring women, finding ways to pleasure people. There's finding ways
Speaker 1: to pleasure women. If you sit here, not one time
Speaker 1: in this show, and I will sit here. Have you
Speaker 1: ever said go down. If a woman doesn't need head,
Speaker 1: if a lot, if she doesn't know. If I don't
Speaker 1: get off my head, We're not going to have the
Speaker 1: conversation where I'm like, Okay, my turn. It's literally by
Speaker 1: the time I'm done sucking his dick, his balls, getting
Speaker 1: all up in that ship, I'm bent over. I'm ready
Speaker 1: for you to insert the motherfucking dick into my pussy.
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need. How am I blown?
Speaker 1: What about when you do have someone go down and
Speaker 1: you do enjoy it? No, I don't care for you
Speaker 1: like it. You don't even like the feeling. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a part of four play that you can
Speaker 1: add in, and to me it helps if I'm not
Speaker 1: all the way aroused by someone. But I don't need head.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't need head. Like to me,
Speaker 1: a part of giving head that would excite me would
Speaker 1: be like riding a nigga's face. But to me that
Speaker 1: that is all mental because now it's the domination of
Speaker 1: me smothering this knicks. Seriously, Yes, I don't like get ahead.
Speaker 1: I feel like most of niggas don't even know how
Speaker 1: to do it to where I even have you? Is
Speaker 1: it that you haven't had someone do it well enough
Speaker 1: to And I just told you I think it's who
Speaker 1: have done it well, but them niggas. I don't need
Speaker 1: their nick. Their dick isn't as good that would you
Speaker 1: want it? I mean, he's eating my pussy before? What
Speaker 1: if he like that? It didn't add anything to what
Speaker 1: I want? His dick he ate bomb pussy? Would you
Speaker 1: still not want it? Is what I'm asking. If I
Speaker 1: got it, sure, but it's not. It's so basically what
Speaker 1: I'm feeling, trying to have words into my mouth, right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm gonna tell you what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it sounds like a very low expectations,
Speaker 1: and I just don't want it. I've had really good head, sure,
Speaker 1: but I like penetration overhead and I enjoy giving head
Speaker 1: more than receiving it. It's just like one of those
Speaker 1: things like when a nigga licks my tits, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's for him. There's no arousal in my nime.
Speaker 1: But you just said we were making out and there
Speaker 1: was some breast and nibbling and right, and that was
Speaker 1: all for him. So you asked what we did since
Speaker 1: we didn't give each other, and I tell you what
Speaker 1: we did, make it out and sucking dick, like let
Speaker 1: me suck your dick and let you I want you
Speaker 1: to talk while I'm sucking your dick. I want you
Speaker 1: to look at me while I'm sucking your dick, and
Speaker 1: I want you to let me know how good I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I touched myself for he touches me, and so there's
Speaker 1: still play there. I enjoy the foreplay of him talking
Speaker 1: to me, of him looking to me, of him, you know,
Speaker 1: making the noises when I'm doing what he likes, him
Speaker 1: giving me direction, me asking him. I don't like. I
Speaker 1: feel like I am like talking to a whole new person,
Speaker 1: not saying that I've I've ever heard you say it,
Speaker 1: because now I'm like you say we fuck now recalling
Speaker 1: and like I really have it. I've never said he
Speaker 1: just talked about the lady and massage, and you talked
Speaker 1: about how good so and so on down to you,
Speaker 1: and so what I'm wondering And that's because I didn't
Speaker 1: want him to suck me. But that's the only reason
Speaker 1: why he did all that. And so can you imagine
Speaker 1: if told you that they didn't like their dick sucked,
Speaker 1: and what would you say. There's guys that don't like
Speaker 1: you would say they didn't do it like me. That's
Speaker 1: why that's exactly what you would think. You would think
Speaker 1: nobody could have ever stuck your dick, So sitting across
Speaker 1: the table for you, I feel like you haven't had
Speaker 1: to appreciate that. But the same way like a guy
Speaker 1: could say, I've never come off head. Like if a
Speaker 1: guy has never come off head, I get that. A
Speaker 1: girl could say, because you ain't, because you ain't had
Speaker 1: a hat suck. Like. People are enjoy different things sexually.
Speaker 1: When I say, do you come from clatorial or penetration
Speaker 1: or most of the time when when I'm masturbating, it's
Speaker 1: all clatoral, But like during sex most of the time,
Speaker 1: what do you feel like you're getting it? Oh, it's
Speaker 1: all from penetration, which I really enjoy. Penetration, which which
Speaker 1: um orgasms are harder for you. They're both. I mean,
Speaker 1: I would say penetration, but that's because I feel like
Speaker 1: most men don't. I don't orgasm with penetration the way
Speaker 1: that I do with him. So if I'm orgasming two
Speaker 1: and three times just off of the dick, I don't
Speaker 1: need any other fucking type of like, I'm great with
Speaker 1: my orgasm. Did you enjoy the head he gave you?
Speaker 1: I mean, Jesus, that was probably four years ago. Now,
Speaker 1: I was probably not because you ain't asking for it.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's not what I want from him. I
Speaker 1: want what we have. And it's it's crazy because you
Speaker 1: would think like that, damn like and we're sucking now
Speaker 1: probably one, one or three times a week he just
Speaker 1: texts me. But it's just like every video pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And the part that I got off on that was
Speaker 1: that he let me video him and I had him
Speaker 1: look up at the end of the camera and was
Speaker 1: like like, so it's all a power, it's nigga. He
Speaker 1: was like you. I was like, I could record you
Speaker 1: while you eat my pussy. He was like, yeah, so Nigga.
Speaker 1: I had my legs over. I remember you still video? Yes,
Speaker 1: I still got the video. Oh, I might look I
Speaker 1: have to look for we have to play it like
Speaker 1: catch up. So I had my lags open, Nigga, I
Speaker 1: had the flash on. That's how you know he was
Speaker 1: really ready. So he was a little That's how you
Speaker 1: know she did get it. I it was all pussy
Speaker 1: and he actually ate pussy good. But the fact that
Speaker 1: I could record him and then at the end of
Speaker 1: the video, I said, looking to the camera, it was
Speaker 1: all a power thing for me. So the fact that
Speaker 1: while his face is in my pussy, I told him
Speaker 1: to look up and look in the camera and look
Speaker 1: up at me, it's all the power thing for me.
Speaker 1: And so that's what turns me on. Like I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a lot more mental than I am. I think, I
Speaker 1: don't know, And you're fine because you said you, But
Speaker 1: she's she's also the woman who cried off receiving good head.
Speaker 1: So the difference, you like her because I've had some
Speaker 1: right and but it just it just doesn't do much
Speaker 1: for me. It's just yeah, it's not my preference. And
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy because even when I deal with girls,
Speaker 1: I don't really like dealing with aggressive girls. I want
Speaker 1: to deal with a girl where I can eat their pussy,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna with sex with girls. I actually would
Speaker 1: rather them go down on them and they go down
Speaker 1: to me because I get really turned on at it.
Speaker 1: And I really like scissoring, Like head is cool with women,
Speaker 1: but like I feel like it's still anxious sound like
Speaker 1: some white people. You never scissors with a girl. They
Speaker 1: spoke about it. Love that ship. Yeah, that's white people ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. I guess that's like dry humping, right.
Speaker 1: I feel like that might be a disservice to lesbians
Speaker 1: right now, I mean possibly, I don't know. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no shaming, right, I mean, I'm not shaming. I'm like, say,
Speaker 1: you be scissoring bitches. I like to eat pussy, I
Speaker 1: like to suck dick. I'm an oral person, but I
Speaker 1: don't like I don't care to receive it an oral person,
Speaker 1: I just don't care to receive it as much. So
Speaker 1: that's a week you think. Anyways, guys, we're gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and get into the cake of the week. Since
Speaker 1: we took a slight detour in the beginning of this
Speaker 1: really confused as to why I wasn't trying to like
Speaker 1: shade you at all. I was really, really, really surprised. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not big on only because like, um, you and
Speaker 1: I were both really' just so sexual that I'm just
Speaker 1: saying why I'm so shocked so sexual. I was shocked
Speaker 1: at that part of your sex was cut out. That's
Speaker 1: why because it seems so normal to me. It ain't
Speaker 1: cut out all the way. I'd be stuck in. I'd
Speaker 1: be sucking dick for like thirty minute. Not you. But
Speaker 1: that's what turns me on in oral period, is me
Speaker 1: giving it. So um, we'll go ahead and shut up.
Speaker 1: We'll go ahead and get into that kink of the
Speaker 1: week this week, guys. Um. As you guys know, every
Speaker 1: week we give you guys a kink of the week,
Speaker 1: something to kind of, you know, think about. Maybe you
Speaker 1: could add it into the bedroom with your lover, your partner,
Speaker 1: your friend. This was actually kind of interesting and I
Speaker 1: kind of thought about it. Um, And you thought scissoring
Speaker 1: was white people should go ahead, and we're really just
Speaker 1: gonna say white people should like yes you first of all.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm very surprising you. We want to
Speaker 1: go see Black Panther together. And I thought we were
Speaker 1: on the same page when we left. We are. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, when listeners, okay, hey white listen, clap for
Speaker 1: the white listeners. Let me. I appreciate all thirteen of
Speaker 1: you guys, but I'll be telling all my white friends
Speaker 1: that should today face, I'd be telling them. I told
Speaker 1: Jeeves when he told me he was cooking with tumeric,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay. Anyways, guys, the kick of the
Speaker 1: week for this week is splashing or wham. Well, you
Speaker 1: can either call it splashing or wham. Wham actually stands
Speaker 1: for wet and messy um because they involve food and
Speaker 1: things generally get extremely messy during the act. Just great
Speaker 1: blow jobs. People like to cover themselves and food, eat
Speaker 1: food off of each other, and even own special tank
Speaker 1: tops that they can do this in. A surprisingly large
Speaker 1: amount of people are into splos tanks. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's tank tops. I think they own tanks like tubs.
Speaker 1: They do it in tubs, tank tops. There's no time
Speaker 1: after that word, I think. I mean he's in your
Speaker 1: head added that, no, no no, no, they don't need tank tops, right,
Speaker 1: there's huge tanks to put a body in. That's how
Speaker 1: I took that. Yeah, special tanks to do it, and yeah,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. It says a surprisingly large amount of people
Speaker 1: are into splashing thanks to the high rates of cytophiles
Speaker 1: in the world. Food has always been a sensual thing,
Speaker 1: and people find that food sexy like to involve it
Speaker 1: more in their sexual place. They find sex people they
Speaker 1: find food sexy. I guess all of those Instagram pages
Speaker 1: with all those foods that kind of look really good.
Speaker 1: So are you talking about cheeseburgerl when the girls good?
Speaker 1: So George Costanza, who's the really? I thought it was
Speaker 1: the Stephanie Starlely girl. No, George Stanza, because he brought
Speaker 1: the sandwich into the bedroom, so he's fucking while eating
Speaker 1: the sandwich. Really, so to me, when I thought about this,
Speaker 1: I thought of maybe like a woman using like wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait cream on. Let me be a second. Did he
Speaker 1: eat the sandwich or put the sandwich on her? No?
Speaker 1: He was that's not that's not this like we talked
Speaker 1: about some real extreme ship not eating, Like this thing
Speaker 1: could be spoken a blunt while I suck is dick.
Speaker 1: That don't mean like there's any fetish involved, like if
Speaker 1: you chewing and swallowing. I mean, if a nig is
Speaker 1: eating a sandwich while fucking, maybe her pussys whack. No,
Speaker 1: he was just good. No, So this is what I
Speaker 1: was thinking when um, when you're talking about there's Instagram
Speaker 1: pages for that, that I think is a little different
Speaker 1: because we're watching a fruit shaped like a vagina with
Speaker 1: like cream in it. Like that's different. That just brought
Speaker 1: up Instagram because no, no no, no, no no, but your food
Speaker 1: is orgasmic. Literally, bron see what I did there that
Speaker 1: popins last episode that I was it was um. So
Speaker 1: I think this is funny because I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: So aside from whipped cream, what is something else that
Speaker 1: maybe you've seen in a poor no or eating strawberries
Speaker 1: out of a giant strawberries is something? Let me look
Speaker 1: chocolate cover strawberries. Is there any um food or thing
Speaker 1: that's something that you wanted to even honey choose to
Speaker 1: use during sex. God, I've had women do like the
Speaker 1: whip cream. Cream is a is a big thing, right,
Speaker 1: that's nella shit. Okay, keep use finger foods, something that's
Speaker 1: bite size so that they're not all in your teeth
Speaker 1: and make a big mess. Remember you're trying to keep
Speaker 1: the mood sexual. According to the fucking sploshing or splashing,
Speaker 1: they're good with whatever. Keep it refreshing. The food you
Speaker 1: selection would be refreshing and not a stuffy one like
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets is too stuff. What fruit that could be used? Cherries, strawberries,
Speaker 1: red or green grapes, um, mangoes, papaya, all the fruit
Speaker 1: should be washed. Besides the cherries, strawberry should be cut um.
Speaker 1: The second one is whipped cream, the cliche of all
Speaker 1: sexual foods, syrups. Oh, I said, honey, So that would chocolate, maple, banara, strawberry,
Speaker 1: sirup turn a bitch into what sunday? Oh wow, here's
Speaker 1: this one. Oysters. I just had some of them yesterday.
Speaker 1: And I don't know about putting putting those on a
Speaker 1: person though, I don't think that. Well, I guess I
Speaker 1: just put food in sex. Six. Oh, number six is popsicles.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the movie Jawbreaker with Rose mcgrawan when
Speaker 1: she sucked Marilyn Manson and she was sucking the popsicle
Speaker 1: and she was like rubbing cities. That's well, I know
Speaker 1: about her because she was one of those she started
Speaker 1: the meeting movement that didn't start it. But that's how
Speaker 1: you know her. I know her because she was uncharmed.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but like she was big, big play in
Speaker 1: the I don't know that, so have either you knew her?
Speaker 1: But you also said charmed when I said Rose McGaw
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, that's why people should but you're like, OK,
Speaker 1: Marilyn Manson. What Marilyn Manson that he was in the movie.
Speaker 1: Ye people, Marilyn Manson, Black people really don't know him. Okay,
Speaker 1: but Charmed is cool. Charmed is very cool. Every I
Speaker 1: bet you all of our listeners listening. But like you,
Speaker 1: you had Phoebe, you had Piper, you had um, and
Speaker 1: you have Mandy here talking about busting a nut. But
Speaker 1: Phoebe and Piper, meanwhile, she was watching it before the problem. Okay,
Speaker 1: So have either of you guys ever introduced food into
Speaker 1: the bedroom with your partners? So I did the whipped
Speaker 1: cream and I did also the chocolate syrup. I told
Speaker 1: you the one thing I wanted me to um mix
Speaker 1: my comp with the rock does that couch? He wanted
Speaker 1: me the squirt into a cup? Oh boy? So I
Speaker 1: was actually about to mention that lover he girl has
Speaker 1: been trying to like use ice on me, but I'm
Speaker 1: really worried that she won't use it the right way.
Speaker 1: And what's what's using ice the right way? I think
Speaker 1: using ice to trace the body is fine, but I'm
Speaker 1: worried that she wants to use it like around my pussy,
Speaker 1: and I think that would be too cold. I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask you if I suck a niggas dick with ice,
Speaker 1: because I know that's kind of a thing. Doesn't shrink
Speaker 1: your dick though it doesn't know it doesn't because your
Speaker 1: your mouth is still warm. So it's like, it's like
Speaker 1: so one of the things on here. As far as food,
Speaker 1: it says water, it says, okay, not exactly food, but
Speaker 1: you can use an iced form of hdo to keep
Speaker 1: nipples erect, spitting and dribbling water okay. Also alcohol, it's saying,
Speaker 1: lick it off of each other. Oh, to heal a body, shots,
Speaker 1: kiss passionately when it comes. It's easy, that's no. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well burgers, sorry for being like regular right now? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, shut up. Well guys, Um, if any of
Speaker 1: you guys have any stories where you introduced food into
Speaker 1: the bedroom and it was something that we didn't mention,
Speaker 1: I would love to hear it if you guys can
Speaker 1: send that in. Um, we're gonna go ahead and get
Speaker 1: into the horrible decision for this week. And I want
Speaker 1: to shout out one of our patrons she gave us
Speaker 1: this idea howd long, because I want to shout her
Speaker 1: name out. Um. Her name is Christie, so shout out
Speaker 1: to Christie for not only being a patron but shouting
Speaker 1: this idea out. And I think it's super super dope.
Speaker 1: So her idea was to come up as we are
Speaker 1: getting a lot of listeners ask us how to enter
Speaker 1: their whole phase or how old is too old to
Speaker 1: enter our whole phase. We have virgins asking us how
Speaker 1: they can be a hole. Um, you know, we just
Speaker 1: want to help y'all. So she gave us the idea
Speaker 1: to do a hose bucket list. So if you want
Speaker 1: to join into the realm of hoism, you need to
Speaker 1: probably check somebody. Did you see the number five? I
Speaker 1: just like I did like that. So the number one
Speaker 1: thing that I think is important for any woman trying
Speaker 1: to enter her whole realm. Um. It's simple, but it's
Speaker 1: a one night stand. I feel like that's when you feel, um,
Speaker 1: you really become a free spirit. Now. I like to
Speaker 1: call it um. Shout out to my girl Josie. She
Speaker 1: calls it the Walker Pride, and I love that. She'll
Speaker 1: always like send a little Instagram. Actually, I I have
Speaker 1: a a group chat with some friends called the Pussy
Speaker 1: Power Posse, and we always say and um, everybody was
Speaker 1: sending a little Walker Pride ship and it's like really
Speaker 1: fun to talk about. And I think, um, something really
Speaker 1: important with the one night stand. UM. I had said
Speaker 1: on this show before that I had never had one,
Speaker 1: and Mandy reminded me of something we did in Miami
Speaker 1: that I didn't remember. But since that time, I have
Speaker 1: had a one night stand. And the great thing that
Speaker 1: I really felt within myself is like I felt like
Speaker 1: I made the choice, like and that was really sexy
Speaker 1: to me because you know, he kiss speaking night and
Speaker 1: blah blah. I was like, oh no, you can come
Speaker 1: up like and it just it made me feel like
Speaker 1: so on top, you know what I'm saying, Like, I
Speaker 1: think what you just said to was very important if
Speaker 1: you're going to go out and have a one night stand.
Speaker 1: The worst thing about a one night stand is regretting
Speaker 1: it the next morning. So like ending up in a a
Speaker 1: dud's house and feeling got to yeah. I mean, and
Speaker 1: sometimes a one night stand can't be bad because maybe
Speaker 1: his dick isn't right, maybe feel like you wasted your time.
Speaker 1: But I feel like if you're gonna do a one
Speaker 1: night stand, you need to embrace it. You need to
Speaker 1: sit here and make sure it's a nigga that you selected,
Speaker 1: make sure that you make selected what you select the
Speaker 1: niggas you select him. Don't let him select you boot,
Speaker 1: but you make sure that if you're gonna have this
Speaker 1: one nice stand and this could be a guy that
Speaker 1: you realize damn, he sells drugs. This isn't gonna be
Speaker 1: a long term thing, you know what, But I really
Speaker 1: want to funk him. Just making a one night, one
Speaker 1: time thing and you don't have to worry about possibly,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what I'm saying. Definitely, I mean
Speaker 1: if you can't get the good mealing before you get there,
Speaker 1: before y'all get to his, go get get something something. Definitely,
Speaker 1: you know what, we should get some breakfast and order
Speaker 1: everything that got baby, like, you know what, I need
Speaker 1: another one to go and I got a roommate, I
Speaker 1: gotta I got work tomorrow. Put that worth your okay,
Speaker 1: you don't put some more though it, even if it
Speaker 1: is it's a waffle. My mom ever tell you what
Speaker 1: the show, But I want to say one more time
Speaker 1: she I don't know if she did it or a
Speaker 1: friend herds it, but no, my mama was probably uh
Speaker 1: my mom said she used to have bills when men
Speaker 1: came over for the first time. You did say that,
Speaker 1: she said on the episode, slip them over and they
Speaker 1: didn't see what they said with the cost, she goes,
Speaker 1: pick one, and the one that you pick is the
Speaker 1: one that you pay. It could be the cale bill
Speaker 1: old school ho and what do old school dance and
Speaker 1: old school dance through it? Old school? Hey? You know
Speaker 1: what I would do. I would get I would actually
Speaker 1: make a copy of all the most expensive bills and
Speaker 1: then just do what I'll do them all the time,
Speaker 1: like when Nick's been playing dominoes. Maybe tricky with the cards.
Speaker 1: That's what you got to say. Okay, So the next
Speaker 1: one for the host bucket list, it's fuck a celebrity
Speaker 1: athletes the same ship. They kind of blue check mark bitch.
Speaker 1: They're really easy to get now you just go in
Speaker 1: sliding their d or just like a couple of pictures,
Speaker 1: because once you like a couple, they see you, and
Speaker 1: then if they like a couple back, that means you're
Speaker 1: in there for the kill. Um, make your profile public.
Speaker 1: Did you see that? Did you see the me? Goes? Um?
Speaker 1: How the girl like put put out offset And one
Speaker 1: of the things he said to her was open your page.
Speaker 1: She did, Yes, yes, yes, so they'd be like, so
Speaker 1: they will scrawl thumbnail, Yeah, they will scroll um or
Speaker 1: even if you don't um funk a celebrity through Instagram
Speaker 1: or Twitter, if you see them in your city, these
Speaker 1: niggas be hosting clubs, even in Nebraska, even in these
Speaker 1: random cities that no one lives in. And I just
Speaker 1: keep throwing out in Nebraska because I know we got
Speaker 1: some Nebraska listeners. But yeah, you just now, well he
Speaker 1: he don't live there, but we got well I shaded.
Speaker 1: I shaded Nebraska, and the floodgates opened on me on
Speaker 1: our Horrible Decisions page. So we have Nebraska follow us.
Speaker 1: Shout out to whatever that is on the map. Can
Speaker 1: you name a city in Nebraska? Omaha? And only because
Speaker 1: that's the only one I know. I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but does that account. I gotta name another one outside
Speaker 1: Oh my, I don't know Omaha. Um. So the reason
Speaker 1: I like the off the celebrity one is because when
Speaker 1: it happened to me, I remember calling it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I just love this tour bus and I was so
Speaker 1: excited about it. But I was gonna say, if you
Speaker 1: really are having trouble fucking a celebrity. You can go
Speaker 1: for one of the ones that nobody wants anymore, like
Speaker 1: a Bow Wow, Well Bow has somebody you can't the
Speaker 1: front of mine, so we are kind of shading. But
Speaker 1: he has a girlfriend. Right now, there's other washed guys,
Speaker 1: like any nigga from Pretty Riky. But you're saying, don't
Speaker 1: shade or like the celebrity status. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Let's just say that you're starting out into how you
Speaker 1: can't just expect to get a fucking You gotta like
Speaker 1: gradually go up, who's a popular one? Um? Who else
Speaker 1: is more popular? Who the popular? Like that? Which is
Speaker 1: not right now? Like Dave Dave East me goes, um,
Speaker 1: who's another dude? Uh? Future with Brown Drake. Okays are
Speaker 1: like a list well, a list dick that bitches want
Speaker 1: to suck. How do we know they're a list dicks.
Speaker 1: We don't know that they're a list dick, but they
Speaker 1: would be a listers that would probably be harder to suck.
Speaker 1: But you could probably from pretty Ricky fair least, So
Speaker 1: go for him, go for maybe even your local rappers.
Speaker 1: Go for someone that has minimal security, yes, because they
Speaker 1: will push you the fuck away but I'll tell you
Speaker 1: I was in Miami, ended up hanging out with with
Speaker 1: T I met him during I forgot what weekend it was.
Speaker 1: But bitch Nellie is somebody that you might consider fell
Speaker 1: out that I think it got security. I don't know
Speaker 1: what would Nellie be considered washed, but Nelly, all of
Speaker 1: them has, you know, because he's had some sexual accusers
Speaker 1: right now, that doesn't make it. That doesn't make him wash.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I feel like we should withhold it
Speaker 1: until we find out. Um. I would say that there's
Speaker 1: different levels of celebrity dick. So if you're you know,
Speaker 1: if if you just want to get into it, and
Speaker 1: maybe you're not the hottest, I would say, what there's levels.
Speaker 1: If you're not the hottest, maybe go for like a
Speaker 1: comedian what she walks with me on that there's still
Speaker 1: celebrity status. It's not like you you'd be surprised comedians
Speaker 1: the right, but they know. But that's an easier, easier
Speaker 1: to get in touch with. You can go to a show.
Speaker 1: Comedians are gonna be talking to you after like it's
Speaker 1: an easy way, not saying that they're watching. It's just
Speaker 1: an easier avenue than a rapper. I guess, but a
Speaker 1: lot of comedians because I know a few, we know,
Speaker 1: you know Andrew Schulta, he'd probably be sling. But well,
Speaker 1: of course we know, you know, you know Andrew. Maybe
Speaker 1: everybody else does it, they say, Alex, every brilliant idiots
Speaker 1: of it bro. Everyone knows. Okay, they know. So let's
Speaker 1: talk about Andrew for a second. Andrew's a hot comedian.
Speaker 1: He does movies, he does it like that. I go
Speaker 1: to all Andrew it. I love Andrew. But but you
Speaker 1: could still like Andrew to me. He's in movies and
Speaker 1: does has a huge podcast. Right, but if you wanted to,
Speaker 1: you could still talk to can still get it Andrew?
Speaker 1: He's really communicating him on his Instagram. It's an easy
Speaker 1: way to get in as a mother. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it's not. We're not. We don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It would be easy to get in his reach. We're
Speaker 1: just saying the type of guys that you could approach
Speaker 1: probably and like Andrew's verified, right, I don't know he
Speaker 1: should be if he's not. But like so, dealing with
Speaker 1: there's different caliber of niggas. You even have actors. You
Speaker 1: probably could have hoddled that Michael B. Jordan a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago as an actor. Now you can holiday
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan's because he's now in Black Panther, But
Speaker 1: you you could probably Hollier a somebody who would have
Speaker 1: been in like, oh straight to b Et Blockbuster, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Levels, but fucking celebrity girl, get you.
Speaker 1: Because the reason the rappers are so hard to like
Speaker 1: or things like that is because, like they do a show,
Speaker 1: they're performing for like a larger crowd. It's not as intimate,
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be really hard to like, you know,
Speaker 1: meeting what matter? When you see some of these girls
Speaker 1: that are exposing these rappers, they're kind of they were
Speaker 1: saying this, but Alex okay, i'n't be listening sometimes clearly anyways.
Speaker 1: So the number three one that I put um as
Speaker 1: to do as a whole buck list is don't to
Speaker 1: shoot your shot, slide in the d m yourself, be
Speaker 1: the confident woman, go to a Niger and buy his
Speaker 1: drink at the bar. Be assertive and sit here and
Speaker 1: say what you want and demand it if you want
Speaker 1: that dick. Let can I just say it's funny that
Speaker 1: you're the one who said because I told you I'd
Speaker 1: love to buy drinks, and you you were like, my
Speaker 1: girls drinks. I said, I did it the same club.
Speaker 1: I've done it girl girls. But why why don't you
Speaker 1: do it to dude? Why did you I would do
Speaker 1: it to a dude. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be against it.
Speaker 1: But I've said girls drinks keep the same energy, keep
Speaker 1: my same energy. I would say that what I pay for, Dick,
Speaker 1: I said, I bought new drinks, and you'd be like,
Speaker 1: I don't anybody to drink talking. You can go up
Speaker 1: to a dude and bla blah blah. But I've never
Speaker 1: said I was against and guy's drinks. I've seen girls drinks,
Speaker 1: and so now I noticed, bit is just shady towards me. No,
Speaker 1: it's not shady because if you need to go back
Speaker 1: to the episodes, you can't know I have not um.
Speaker 1: I said I would not purchase a penis, which I
Speaker 1: don't believe in purchasing penis, but sending a nigga drink
Speaker 1: during happy I was sure, will I've done it before,
Speaker 1: and that's fine that you want to sit here, And
Speaker 1: that's a great tactic because I think that for someone
Speaker 1: who wants to become sexually liberated or wants to own
Speaker 1: their own sexuality. I think don't wait for a guy
Speaker 1: to approach you all the time. I think to take
Speaker 1: the confidence and literally go after what you want, whether
Speaker 1: he's good looking. One thing that I like to do,
Speaker 1: and it works sometimes to say a corny as joke
Speaker 1: when a nigga finest, just say a corny joke. They
Speaker 1: like it, and then just make it laugh and then
Speaker 1: start the opener. In Atlanta, you can send me all
Speaker 1: the drinks you would like to send. Oh, okay, so
Speaker 1: Alex is now accepting drinks from all and then afterwards
Speaker 1: you will be giving dick off. No, afterwards, I'm going
Speaker 1: to the hotel to sleep it off, but I'll accept
Speaker 1: free drinks. So you're not right now, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: working on me right now? What are What are your
Speaker 1: thoughts of that? Like, do you believe that you know
Speaker 1: to add to your bucket list? You definitely need to
Speaker 1: shoot your shot first. Um. I think it was a
Speaker 1: definitely it was a definite game changer in like my
Speaker 1: level of confidence and security when I started making moves. Um.
Speaker 1: I also think that it's something that a lot of
Speaker 1: women haven't done in their lifetime, no agreed, and a
Speaker 1: lot of they believe that a man has to make
Speaker 1: the first move. And I think in a day and
Speaker 1: age where you do have women like us who are
Speaker 1: not only independent but sexually liberated, like go after what
Speaker 1: you want, girlfriend, you want to say, so the drink. Honestly,
Speaker 1: the sending the drink and d M is the only
Speaker 1: way that I'm able to do it. Like sometimes I
Speaker 1: do have trouble. I think I mentioned it on the
Speaker 1: Pickup Artist episode. Um, not because I feel insecure, but
Speaker 1: I sometimes they get really flustered and I'm worried about
Speaker 1: if I go up to somebody, I'm gonna say something stupid. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'll just be like I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: So the drink is like my segue into like if
Speaker 1: you want to come get it, you will. And it's
Speaker 1: like I thought you were hot enough where I want
Speaker 1: to buy this drink, Like this is your turn to
Speaker 1: thank me at least, and then we started off. That's
Speaker 1: a good thing. Um, I like your number four, number
Speaker 1: four is us y'all done before is get kinky, be horrible,
Speaker 1: be be a ho goddamnit, like suck a dick the
Speaker 1: way you should suck a dick. Um, I think that
Speaker 1: from the back like a big man. Have you let
Speaker 1: me ask you because now that you say that, real random,
Speaker 1: have you ever had your dick sucked from the back?
Speaker 1: And do you enjoy it? I haven't. I just don't
Speaker 1: even know the position you would. I don't even well
Speaker 1: I sucked it from the back. It's kind of oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like how to start up. I mean, I look at
Speaker 1: us so over. I've had a guy bns over and
Speaker 1: so his dick is hanging, and so as his dick
Speaker 1: is hanging, yeah, he's hard. Dick could be hard while
Speaker 1: he gets his ass licked, and so as it was like,
Speaker 1: it could be hard. It's a different sensation to get
Speaker 1: your dick something. Also, there's also different levels of hardness.
Speaker 1: So if it's erect and pointing out, it's not going
Speaker 1: to be as easy to like been back. But if
Speaker 1: he's like semi arrect, like, it pretty much goes there
Speaker 1: and so you like the back. I've done it, but
Speaker 1: I just didn't know if it was really how it
Speaker 1: feels to have your dick pulled to the back. I
Speaker 1: just didn't know if it was enjoyable or not. I
Speaker 1: don't know but I'm not doing that because decent Merrow
Speaker 1: make it a joke every time. So now it's like
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get from the back. Scietal pressure is
Speaker 1: making you not wanting to enjoy the things that you
Speaker 1: would like to enjoy and be sexually. I wanted to
Speaker 1: do that. I didn't say Jesus and Marrow said it no,
Speaker 1: but they just say it as a joke. So it's like,
Speaker 1: what's I hear laughing? I don't think about it something sex.
Speaker 1: Now we're turning sex into a joke. Now, enjoying sexual
Speaker 1: things in the bedroom was a joke. Now is that
Speaker 1: what we're doing? A um weasy has the number five,
Speaker 1: So I just I just added this in. Um Mandy
Speaker 1: had selected the other ones. I think they were really good,
Speaker 1: and she left one blank for me. And I feel
Speaker 1: like this has been something that at least every few
Speaker 1: every if not every week, someone has a question about this.
Speaker 1: It's so simple, fucking get this under your belt. Have
Speaker 1: a fucking threesome or some group sex. Now, yes, back,
Speaker 1: so the threesome thing. I'm gonna say this if you
Speaker 1: maybe you're single right now and don't have a boyfriend
Speaker 1: or someone that you can do a threesome with listen
Speaker 1: to I think it's episode number seventeen. One of them
Speaker 1: are really good friends. Dubbed does an episode about being
Speaker 1: a unicorn, and she talks about how she meets couples
Speaker 1: and finds people to have sex with. And I think
Speaker 1: that a lot of women might want to have a threesome,
Speaker 1: but like they're worried about bringing into their relationship and
Speaker 1: things like that. So if you are a single, this
Speaker 1: is a perfect time for a whole phase bucket list
Speaker 1: item to check off. Also, if you don't like women,
Speaker 1: don't be um two men, go ahead. Group sex does
Speaker 1: not I've always wanted to, I haven't been able to,
Speaker 1: and like, threesomes does not limit you to just having
Speaker 1: sex with a man and a female. If you want
Speaker 1: to live out your whole life to the to the
Speaker 1: fullest of it, I say, go ahead and have a
Speaker 1: threesome with two men if you want, um, wait, excuse
Speaker 1: have a threesome with two men. If you're not into women,
Speaker 1: there you go. I agree, or go tour if you are.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, don't force yourself to have a
Speaker 1: threesome just because you think, Oh I'm watching it. Oh,
Speaker 1: niggas like this ship. Now have a threesome with another
Speaker 1: woman because you're into it. You think she's attractive, you
Speaker 1: want to have sex, you find it sexy, you think
Speaker 1: it's sexy when he's sucking her. Even if you don't
Speaker 1: want to eat a pussy, and if you don't and
Speaker 1: if you don't want to have some group sex, buck
Speaker 1: two niggas. No one's going to say you're in the
Speaker 1: pussy and suck the other at the same time. Girl,
Speaker 1: that's what you got to do. Look up DV. If
Speaker 1: you're not in the DP. See, I haven't even gotten
Speaker 1: to the double penetration side of life. I'm talking about DV, like,
Speaker 1: oh so dub d V. To have two dicks in
Speaker 1: your vagina at the same time, you have to be
Speaker 1: with some really secure men for that because they are
Speaker 1: also frictioning their death points against each other. Um. But
Speaker 1: I think I think group sex could also just be
Speaker 1: fun like and it doesn't even have to be in
Speaker 1: a course. Maybe you could just come in and suck
Speaker 1: some dick or two. It could be a blowbank, it
Speaker 1: could be you could that's what they call it up.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying there are options, ladies. You don't have
Speaker 1: to think of a three submiss. I look up a
Speaker 1: lot of boot cocky, as you might have remembered from
Speaker 1: our first kink of the week on our first episode. Um,
Speaker 1: and when I look at boot cocky, a lot of
Speaker 1: blowbanks come up. And I'm not actually into blowbanks. I'm
Speaker 1: not like when girls have boot cocky done while they're
Speaker 1: getting sucked. That ship is hot. So you like to
Speaker 1: see a girl get come on her face while she's
Speaker 1: being sucked by someone else, Yeah, that sounds pretty hot actually,
Speaker 1: so Jeeves can get it back up. He's been telling
Speaker 1: me like he's like, I can get it right back
Speaker 1: up or I can um, like it could just come
Speaker 1: out like I have a lot of precome. I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 1: come on me and keep sucking me. This is yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. So, as everyone knows, I watched
Speaker 1: gay porn and it does turn me on when they
Speaker 1: come in the booty hole and they still hard and
Speaker 1: then they put their dick back in the booty hole
Speaker 1: so all to come like squirts out. I think it's
Speaker 1: really hot. That is hot. M So, like my favorite
Speaker 1: porn to watch is cream pie eating. I love no
Speaker 1: no no, No, they're funny. No, So it's funny you
Speaker 1: said that because if you look up cream pie eating,
Speaker 1: you'll find a lot of cuck holding stuff. But I
Speaker 1: like during threesomes when they do the sixty nine and
Speaker 1: then there's a dude fucking the bitch and the pussy
Speaker 1: and then like the other visuals to come off or whatever.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think you could have group sex um
Speaker 1: with friends, with strangers, go to sex book. It could
Speaker 1: be a whole lot of stuff. Yeah, but I like
Speaker 1: that you added that because I feel like even when men,
Speaker 1: when you ask them what they really want to do,
Speaker 1: it's always a threesome. And so I don't know if
Speaker 1: they just you just need to know that experience, like
Speaker 1: especially like especially if you like sucking one person in
Speaker 1: and maybe you're worried about the emotions, do it in
Speaker 1: the threesome. Also, um, if you really don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to know, a place that you could go where it's
Speaker 1: accepted and you can go as a single is a
Speaker 1: sex party. Absolutely, And and I said that, we're also
Speaker 1: just just trust them because you fuck, like make sure
Speaker 1: they're not going around telling everybody you let both of
Speaker 1: them fuck you. Um, so we're gonna go ahead and
Speaker 1: get into our um, into our homemail. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: shout her out because I don't know if she wants
Speaker 1: her name shout it out. But she's a loyal listeners.
Speaker 1: She'd be on all of my I G lies. And
Speaker 1: she left us left us a voicemail. As you guys know,
Speaker 1: we do have a voicemail, So go ahead and drop
Speaker 1: us a call with your homemail. We will put the
Speaker 1: number of that in the description of this bio UM
Speaker 1: and then we will go ahead and post it on
Speaker 1: our page as well. UM. But I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and play this voicemail for y'all, and we will go
Speaker 1: ahead and get hello. No one is available to take
Speaker 1: your call. Please leave a message after the tone. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I just finished this week episode and to Landy
Speaker 1: and the whole busy thing, like, you're right this. He
Speaker 1: has nothing to do. You just got out jail. You
Speaker 1: have nothing but time to be there for me. However,
Speaker 1: my guy and I just cut off our girlfriend because
Speaker 1: she said the same ship. So you know, I'm a
Speaker 1: private shop and work with a rapper. We're always traveling.
Speaker 1: I just got back from Australia. I'm going to can't
Speaker 1: go on tomorrow like this. I am busy, okay, and
Speaker 1: my job is not the most organized, like I have
Speaker 1: a lot of ships going on. I'm constantly writing me you's,
Speaker 1: I'm constantly creating, Like just I'm working, I'll be busy.
Speaker 1: And she basically told my guy that he and her
Speaker 1: would have a better relationship than she and I because
Speaker 1: he puts more time in her and he has more
Speaker 1: time for her. And now, mind you, the time she
Speaker 1: was referring to is constantly being able to chext her.
Speaker 1: And he told her, you know, he wanted to hang
Speaker 1: out together when I got back in townfil we could
Speaker 1: vibe and she up. Family got very I just say them, like,
Speaker 1: why do we always have to wait on her? Like
Speaker 1: you give me more attentionly she does, so it's not
Speaker 1: our father. She can't keep up. So I think you
Speaker 1: and I should just have a relationship that's cops to
Speaker 1: the growing and she can catch up when she gets
Speaker 1: needs to catch up. And so that I say, fuck
Speaker 1: her and funk all that ships. Bitch, that is my deck.
Speaker 1: I chose to share it with you to be fucking respectful.
Speaker 1: Uh So, when I heard what I was talking about
Speaker 1: being busy, I'm most the most definitely hit a nerve
Speaker 1: and no, like, there are circumstances where, yes, I'm just
Speaker 1: busier than you. You only worked a nine to five
Speaker 1: and that hid you have a lot of fucking free time, bitch,
Speaker 1: I do not. I am on call for three weeks
Speaker 1: and then I'm off for another two weeks. So during
Speaker 1: those two weeks, yes, I would all the time to
Speaker 1: be with you and do things with you and buy
Speaker 1: you things and you know, play with your pussy and
Speaker 1: all this other ship. But during them three weeks, no, bit,
Speaker 1: You're not a priority. I'm not even in the country, Like,
Speaker 1: why are you mad? Okay um, I just had to
Speaker 1: give that off my chest. I love you, guys. I've
Speaker 1: probably been way too much time talking ship to and
Speaker 1: Andy on Instagram. But I love the podcast obviously, and
Speaker 1: I'm just fiel Mike because we're off from Florida and
Speaker 1: we should all just be friends. Like, let's just be
Speaker 1: friends you kind of Miami. Hit me up if you guys,
Speaker 1: Oh this is Io chef iyo share your Instagram. I
Speaker 1: don't think I said that. Yeah, Okay, we ain't. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's Io right. So she hates because I always call
Speaker 1: her name wrong, I will see here and safe. So
Speaker 1: for the guys who didn't, for the listeners who just
Speaker 1: listened to that and didn't really get the JITs of
Speaker 1: what her question was, because she's so frustrated, and I
Speaker 1: get why she's frustrated. Basically, she brought a female into
Speaker 1: the bedroom with her and her lover, and um, apparently
Speaker 1: the girl who's been brought into the relationship pretty much
Speaker 1: just trying to tell her guy that they would have
Speaker 1: a better relationship than her and him would. Right, So
Speaker 1: she wants the pretty thing she's I mean she I
Speaker 1: think that there's boundaries that are being I think she
Speaker 1: can catch up. I mean, yeah, yeah, there is. But
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like she wants to take the dude.
Speaker 1: She just wants to be able to spend time with
Speaker 1: him without without her, which I think there's lines that
Speaker 1: are being crossed in every which way in direction, but
Speaker 1: not only that for her to know that she's going
Speaker 1: around her and saying this to the man, like, well,
Speaker 1: let's just do something together. I think that when you
Speaker 1: decide that you are going to bring other people into
Speaker 1: the relationship, there needs to be a clear and distinct
Speaker 1: line as far as what's appropriate and what's inappropriate? Um,
Speaker 1: and if you're bringing someone in just to be with
Speaker 1: the two of you, that needs to be discussed as well.
Speaker 1: What do you think because you're making all these type
Speaker 1: of faces and ship over here right now and it
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be discussed. But okay, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be real with you. No shade to her. But this
Speaker 1: is a really good lesson to learn. This should have
Speaker 1: never have happened because this situation should have already been discussed.
Speaker 1: What happens a lot of times with threesome is a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't want to ruin the mood, kill
Speaker 1: the mood by setting boundaries and things like that. They
Speaker 1: just kind of let it go, or they make two
Speaker 1: friends and get sexy and it happens. But the boundaries
Speaker 1: is very important because you can end up losing two
Speaker 1: people instead of just one. And so you might remember
Speaker 1: from me, I didn't care if they were together when
Speaker 1: I was away because I enjoyed that and I encouraged it,
Speaker 1: and vice versa. I thought of us as more of
Speaker 1: a triad than I did as a couple with a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: And a very very important part of this is letting
Speaker 1: especially a single girl know when they come into your relationship,
Speaker 1: what you're willing to sacrifice, say like, hey, we want
Speaker 1: a girlfriend that's around once a week, We want to
Speaker 1: have sex with you a few times a month, we
Speaker 1: want you all the time. If you would have let
Speaker 1: her know that, she may have never even or even
Speaker 1: with her schedule being where she said she may work
Speaker 1: three weeks straight and then have two weeks off. Like,
Speaker 1: how much is this? Is this like the only dick
Speaker 1: she's sucking? Like, how can she expects so much from him?
Speaker 1: I mean that's her partner. No, no no, no, no no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no, not the other girl that's been brought in. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like why is she expecting so much out of this dude?
Speaker 1: Maybe she liked him, which means if she liked him
Speaker 1: and she's willing to come in and try to make
Speaker 1: it seem like she only wants time with him, you
Speaker 1: may have to worry about that as the primary with
Speaker 1: your lover. Who are who's bringing someone in? If you
Speaker 1: have someone coming in and is now trying to exclude
Speaker 1: you from that, is this a polyamers? There's the way
Speaker 1: that she described it, and then there could be the
Speaker 1: reality of it. Right. I wonder if the girls truly,
Speaker 1: just Doub tells me. When she meets couples, there's the
Speaker 1: difference between what to write right, and dub has told
Speaker 1: me like she'll ask the guy, hey, like, is it
Speaker 1: cool if we play while so and so is away?
Speaker 1: And it's not always bad? Like it's no, it's not
Speaker 1: always bad, it's not always the woman feeling like, um,
Speaker 1: I O feels right? Is that? What did I say?
Speaker 1: It's not always like she feels. It's just a question.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, is this allowed? And I think that
Speaker 1: instead of it maybe seeming sneak sneaky, she has to
Speaker 1: have a conversation with her first, say hey, I think
Speaker 1: a conversation with both of them, not only well, it
Speaker 1: sounds like her boyfriends. The guy she's dating is letting
Speaker 1: her know. Yeah he is, so she needs. But I
Speaker 1: wonder if he's letting her know because he wants while
Speaker 1: you awake. And I be wondering that too, So maybe
Speaker 1: he's letting her know, like listen, she wants to play
Speaker 1: while you're gone, and she's taking it as oh, so
Speaker 1: this bit want to be with you when I'm not there,
Speaker 1: And so maybe that's what she sounds right. She sounds
Speaker 1: to me like, I'm the type of person to where
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been that piste, right, And so at
Speaker 1: least he's coming to letting you know what she's saying.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if that was coming to you because
Speaker 1: he kind of be like, well, but you'll be gone
Speaker 1: for three weeks. Because this is the thing. Is it
Speaker 1: really realistic for you two guys to have she said,
Speaker 1: we did? She say, we're calling our little girlfriend? What
Speaker 1: does she call? Okay? So like, is it really realistic
Speaker 1: for you all to be together at the same time?
Speaker 1: I don't know that is a h real question there,
Speaker 1: But I think I wonder, growing a notes, having matching schedules,
Speaker 1: do you really never gonna happen? And that's what she
Speaker 1: was saying. She got a nine to five and I'm
Speaker 1: an entrepreneur. Okay, so then why are you guys? Are
Speaker 1: is this someone you sleep with or this is really
Speaker 1: your little girlfriend? Because if it really is your little girlfriend,
Speaker 1: then you need to expect that. But that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: for her to even call her her little girlfriend. I
Speaker 1: wonder if this girlfriend came in thinking she would be
Speaker 1: a part of a couple, and maybe IO looked at
Speaker 1: her as just a play toy for me and my lover.
Speaker 1: So I think that when even when Dub when she
Speaker 1: goes into a situation, I'm sure there's talks that what
Speaker 1: that couple wants. Do you want just to play toy
Speaker 1: that you can call in, or do you want me
Speaker 1: to join in as a possible third So I think
Speaker 1: that there's so many different layers too when you add
Speaker 1: people into the bedroom, that maybe it's not as black
Speaker 1: and white as people think, and there's so much gray
Speaker 1: in the middle that that's not discussed. Maybe you think
Speaker 1: she's just a play toy, but maybe you know, Nigga
Speaker 1: really thought he was about to be able to have
Speaker 1: two girlfriends and you're mad now because you're gone for
Speaker 1: three weeks. Maybe he wanted someone while you were gone.
Speaker 1: Those three weeks is out and he's just approaching you
Speaker 1: as well. She wants to spend time with just me
Speaker 1: when you're gone, And you're taking it to this because
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like it's like she just wants him.
Speaker 1: It's just like you're gone and she's like, well, hey,
Speaker 1: I still want to keep things going. Yeah, And she
Speaker 1: might be forgetting about the both of you by not
Speaker 1: seeing you at all, because I agree, that's almost a month.
Speaker 1: You still are there and you and that's what I want.
Speaker 1: I really try to um communicate with people with three
Speaker 1: way relationships. I haven't had a lot of experience, but
Speaker 1: I'm not really gone from the narrative just because I'm
Speaker 1: not there physically, right, Like, I did enjoy them going
Speaker 1: on a date knowing that I was too busy. I
Speaker 1: know they missed me. I know they wanted me there.
Speaker 1: It didn't feel like I was separated. If people want
Speaker 1: to separate and then gets sneaky, then they just will.
Speaker 1: It sounds like as adults, you know that this was
Speaker 1: supposed to be a three way thing. I would have
Speaker 1: that talk and the way she describes like this bit
Speaker 1: trying to take my man, But I kind of kind
Speaker 1: of feel like they're just may need to be in occasion.
Speaker 1: We say it every episode, and I know y'all hate
Speaker 1: me because I feel like that's the fucking advice I
Speaker 1: say for everything, but literally, whether you're just sucking someone,
Speaker 1: whether you're in a friends with benefit relationship, whether you're married,
Speaker 1: whether like you're in a polyamorous relationship. I really truly
Speaker 1: do think that communication and being as blunt as possible
Speaker 1: there's so many people that beat around the bush with
Speaker 1: their partners where you're still left in the gray. You
Speaker 1: still don't know where the funk you stand. You still
Speaker 1: don't know what he likes, what he doesn't like, You
Speaker 1: don't know what he wants, what he does want. I
Speaker 1: think you'll need to be more blunt and you need
Speaker 1: to demand the answers that you want and so communicate
Speaker 1: and figure out if you and him are even on
Speaker 1: the same page first before you come and try to
Speaker 1: beat this whole up. I think personally and Alex, let
Speaker 1: us know. We had a little bit of time, so
Speaker 1: we will get to do Vanilla Ship for this episode. UM.
Speaker 1: And it's an article that I found. If you guys
Speaker 1: don't know, we're gonna go ahead and introduce um Vanilla
Speaker 1: Ship back into the show. It's where we find articles
Speaker 1: or something. UM. Of course, they always mostly pertain a sex,
Speaker 1: because that's what the funk we talk about. UM, and
Speaker 1: this one in particular is about mel burn control. Y'all. Um,
Speaker 1: there's a new drug that appears to block spurn production. UM.
Speaker 1: This according to new research presented this week. At the
Speaker 1: end of two thousand eighteen, the Endocrine Society on annual
Speaker 1: meeting in Chicago, which found that the new pill called
Speaker 1: I'm mad they do this ship with pills dime than
Speaker 1: dro land can Why do they do this with pills?
Speaker 1: It's um, it's in the first you couldn't get libido.
Speaker 1: So I feel like, say that word the methandralone. There's
Speaker 1: a second word after that. There's two words attached to
Speaker 1: the name, and you got wrong because usually die die Methodrome. No,
Speaker 1: you're right, dime method alone and what's the second word
Speaker 1: under cannonate? So oh okay, So if I would keep going,
Speaker 1: it reduces testosterone levels and other hormone livers re sponsored
Speaker 1: for instruction without causing major side effects. What are the
Speaker 1: ones you get though? Well, so they've been working on this,
Speaker 1: and it's crazy because birth control actually was just introduced.
Speaker 1: The pill was just introduced to in the United States
Speaker 1: in the nineteen fifties, so they've been working on a
Speaker 1: mail um birth control pill for just as long as
Speaker 1: the introduction of the female birth control pill. So what
Speaker 1: I saw that this actually does. Though, one of the
Speaker 1: side of is that it drops your sex. That's right,
Speaker 1: you said, live it, oh, because it says the study
Speaker 1: the nine of the participants out of ten, and the
Speaker 1: study experienced a major decrease in libido sex drive. I
Speaker 1: knew I had just read the word somewhere, but I
Speaker 1: just said it wrong. No man is taken up. You
Speaker 1: don't think no man would take male birth control if
Speaker 1: they could still funk raw and not. You just said
Speaker 1: they just said nine of the ten experienced side effects.
Speaker 1: You're gonna a load sex drive? Why y'all, niggas don't
Speaker 1: have as high of a sex drive as y'all think
Speaker 1: any guy, damn wa would we take anything that's going
Speaker 1: to lower it, because then you ain't got to worry
Speaker 1: about a bitch gaining pregnant. Well, you don't think a
Speaker 1: man would take control tower effects on female birth control actly,
Speaker 1: weight gain minstrel cycle. Do you know all of the time,
Speaker 1: I'm only so frustrated with Alex right now, I love
Speaker 1: you Alex, like I'm just it was just so like
Speaker 1: fucking nah, like you fucking do it, Like that's how
Speaker 1: I took it. I really, that's that's not what came
Speaker 1: out of my mouth. I know it's not what came
Speaker 1: out of your mouth, but like just even seeing your face,
Speaker 1: like with the second that you found out like those
Speaker 1: side effects will come into play, like women have to
Speaker 1: fucking do this ship and go through a lot more
Speaker 1: intense hormones. And yeah, I mean yeah, I didn't say
Speaker 1: that you guys have to take birth control and your end.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that from a man's point of view.
Speaker 1: I'm not your point of view. From my point of view,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take anything that's going to lower
Speaker 1: my sex drive, lower my testosterone levels. Then I'm probably
Speaker 1: gonna stop balding and ship because tacone has to do
Speaker 1: with hair growth, Like, I'm not taking those chances. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's so funny because what happens to us. Let's see,
Speaker 1: we get we get weight keep, we get hunger pains,
Speaker 1: we get it, inconsistency with our periods. But Chad skin
Speaker 1: got fucking men just fucking diminishing all the ship that
Speaker 1: we fucking go through and all the stuff. I didn't
Speaker 1: do that. Stop you're sending this energy my way. I'm
Speaker 1: not diminishing your experience that. I'm just saying you guys,
Speaker 1: why would I sacrifice my hair? Nigga, look at me,
Speaker 1: I look pregnant. I'm not, and we sacrificed get pregnant
Speaker 1: bodies to make sure that we don't deal with We
Speaker 1: gotta have the abortion too, because you know why we
Speaker 1: do that because y'all niggas don't be want to use
Speaker 1: condoms judge us. You know why what do you say
Speaker 1: the last episode? I'm pro my life. You every everyone
Speaker 1: should be. You should love yourself. Women are the strongest agenda.
Speaker 1: Oh here we go, thanks when we go, But y'a
Speaker 1: don't treat us that way. Women equality and when we
Speaker 1: talk about feminism, y'all really don't want it to be
Speaker 1: equal to yall? Can I believe you're still superior enough.
Speaker 1: You've got to stop saying y'all because I'm a feminist.
Speaker 1: I can't say, y'all, but you're a feminist. But apparently
Speaker 1: just because I just because I'm not, I don't want
Speaker 1: to deld up my heads like the ya what that means?
Speaker 1: I'm not a feminist because I don't want to deld
Speaker 1: apne Yes, because that's women in that. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: not a feminist that I'm not so um, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but okay, so no your reaction, how intense it was, though,
Speaker 1: That's why this ship will never work Because women have
Speaker 1: we've been um conditioned to feel like this is just
Speaker 1: what we're going to go through with being on breath control.
Speaker 1: But my mother put me on breath control sixteen years old,
Speaker 1: like almost no question that. I'm just saying, there are
Speaker 1: other methods of birth control, but this is different than
Speaker 1: a lot of the other message. But also if the
Speaker 1: side effects, So the side effects include yeah, um, depression, acne,
Speaker 1: and lowered sex drife to me, most of already, whatever's
Speaker 1: going to experience that Kevin Durant still getting pussy and
Speaker 1: lower sex drives? Um, y'all really think y'all have a
Speaker 1: high sex drive? No, we don't. A lot of niggas
Speaker 1: think they sex drive. They y'all always horny, were always horny.
Speaker 1: So you just feel like it's gonna be lowered maybe
Speaker 1: just a little bit, that would be cool. So I'll
Speaker 1: go from not one in to ten times a week
Speaker 1: to one in the five. That's cool with me. So
Speaker 1: you don't think niggas will take depression acting a lower
Speaker 1: sex drive to make sure they're not shooting out babies.
Speaker 1: Just use a condom. Niggas don't use so done, those
Speaker 1: niggas can take the birth control. I just use a condom.
Speaker 1: Don't sunk with my hormones. I'm just wearing a condom.
Speaker 1: I'm good, but I'm not having sex at the moment.
Speaker 1: So for Alex, y'all sen your pussies over the all.
Speaker 1: I really want to ask one of these girls at
Speaker 1: the show in Atlanta, just like, don't because I want
Speaker 1: to watch him. Oh you want to you can't? No,
Speaker 1: no, no no that I want to watch him act like
Speaker 1: he got to turn it down. And I would also
Speaker 1: want to watch Alex because we're supposed to be sharing
Speaker 1: a room. Tell me, oh no, no, no, why don't
Speaker 1: you go out with the girls. Go listen to your bed,
Speaker 1: nigga ship, come back to my bed, sticky sheets. Well
Speaker 1: there's two beds. Are y'all getting a king? No? Two beds?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying like, I feel like he ain't gonna
Speaker 1: I feel like with a friend. Oh yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make the bed up and all she's gonna sleep. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm about to play. I'm about to tax
Speaker 1: and ship on my bed and when I leave out,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah you eye. Well anyways, y'all, y'all know we
Speaker 1: will be in Atlanta. May I have been thinking about
Speaker 1: getting some I think about going on soul swiping on
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. I'm done. You know, if I'm a black
Speaker 1: man again, it needs to be in I used to
Speaker 1: live in Atlanta, so I got it's not gonna be
Speaker 1: one of these New York niggas because you know what,
Speaker 1: Fat ruined it for all you niggas. None of y'all
Speaker 1: nigga is getting pussy. None of y'all up North thing
Speaker 1: is getting no pussy because everybody coming from him like, no, well,
Speaker 1: we don't know the whole story. I'm just saying generalized.
Speaker 1: I don't knocking Atlanta, but I do hear they have
Speaker 1: pretty high Like, don't do that with Atlanta, because I'm
Speaker 1: fox with Atlanta, and I'm gonna let y'all know now.
Speaker 1: Even though I said I don't sunk with athletes and
Speaker 1: we'll be the off season and them niggas be there,
Speaker 1: I got some in Atlanta. God damn it. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: the girl passing, no, don't passing nothing, sam sucking one
Speaker 1: of the athletes. We might be at the Hilton, but
Speaker 1: they're gonna be at the motherfucking Telling anyway. Look at
Speaker 1: a lot of Hilton's, you know. Anyway, Atlanta, Um May
Speaker 1: night Teeth will be at the Plaza Theater. Come out
Speaker 1: and funk with us. I also want to give a
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Speaker 1: you know, taking some time, but yeah, we're excited to
Speaker 1: see all we got. Be Samone hosting. She's funny as fuck,
Speaker 1: so um yeah, listen to episode six if you haven't yet.
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Speaker 1: You can follow me at Full Court Pumps, and you
Speaker 1: can follow Wheezy at Wheezy w TF. Um, this has
Speaker 1: been yet another episode of Horrible. Oh oh, and we
Speaker 1: got Alex y'all. I guess, but I to mention you
Speaker 1: when you ain't fucking nobody. You don't want to do nothing.
Speaker 1: You don't want to take birth control, you don't want
Speaker 1: to okay, y'all um, And if you can't send your
Speaker 1: titties or your pussy had to and you had enough dick,
Speaker 1: now you don't want pussy, You rather have the dicks
Speaker 1: that brilliant idiots. But so I've never been to a
Speaker 1: t L so of a nice lady wants to show
Speaker 1: me around out of because Mandy and Wheezy don't want
Speaker 1: to hang out with me. So I just said no.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I just said I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: some niggas, and my niggas don't want me to bring
Speaker 1: this taking money out of here, I'm gonna be bar hopping.
Speaker 1: I absolutely said you could come with me, but we
Speaker 1: know that you know you want to maybe increase your
Speaker 1: five to a six. Okay, so then why are you asking? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I would like to see Alex does all of our videos.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. If y'all are patrons, y'all see that
Speaker 1: all of our were recorded. And I ain't gonna lie
Speaker 1: real quick. The Stripper Strike episode, people said when they
Speaker 1: saw us and saw the faces and we that we
Speaker 1: made and everything like that. It just makes the experience
Speaker 1: that much better. You guys get to see our real
Speaker 1: reactions are the tension, y'all can see it all. I
Speaker 1: guess it's really worth it for the Me and Mandy
Speaker 1: solo episodes because we did good today. We did surprisingly
Speaker 1: you know. Rolling my eyes anyways, y'all. Um, go ahead
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Speaker 1: our video at Alex with two exes because you know
Speaker 1: he's black. He gotta be different media. Um, that's maybe
Speaker 1: it's XX because it's more than five, but exex working
Speaker 1: on himself. He dropping that doing a look. Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: this has been yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. Thank
Speaker 1: you so very much. Like gl