WEBVTT - Ep 321: Buttrock Daddies 0:00:01.740 --> 0:00:06.160 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:06.220 --> 0:00:11.620 show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. 0:00:12.700 --> 0:00:14.020 Today on This is Important. 0:00:14.660 --> 0:00:18.080 It's so cool that you actively watch porn while we 0:00:18.100 --> 0:00:18.880 do the pod. 0:00:20.610 --> 0:00:22.410 I'm a bald, old woman. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.330 What if I just disappeared forever, huh? Then what? Oh, 0:00:26.350 --> 0:00:28.650 you'd like that. Oh, you'd like that. That'd be better. Oh, well, 0:00:28.670 --> 0:00:39.990 then maybe I will. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, baby. 0:00:40.190 --> 0:00:40.890 All right. 0:00:40.930 --> 0:00:41.910 Yeah, baby. 0:00:42.020 --> 0:00:46.780 Don't shoot in the microphone. Oh, don't shoot in the microphone. Oh, 0:00:46.820 --> 0:00:47.800 don't do it to them. 0:00:47.860 --> 0:00:50.879 Don't do it to them. They don't like that. No, 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:55.640 they don't like that. See, they don't like that. See, 0:00:55.700 --> 0:00:59.160 your boobs are huge. Oh, welcome back to the pod. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:01.010 It feels good. 0:01:01.270 --> 0:01:02.090 It's been a while. 0:01:02.250 --> 0:01:03.270 Do we have that on the board? 0:01:03.570 --> 0:01:04.910 I do. 0:01:05.150 --> 0:01:08.330 It was retired, but it needs to come back, dude. 0:01:08.550 --> 0:01:09.730 It has to. 0:01:09.810 --> 0:01:12.220 We're talking about maybe doing the cruise again, and we're talking, 0:01:12.660 --> 0:01:16.959 is the karaoke this year all butt rock anthems? 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:18.020 It's been a while. 0:01:18.459 --> 0:01:19.520 Which could be fun. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.690 Oh, dude, fully butt? Tight butthole rock? 0:01:21.709 --> 0:01:23.470 Well, don't you want people to do what they want? 0:01:23.770 --> 0:01:25.190 Or do you want it to just be what you like? 0:01:25.220 --> 0:01:27.819 Well, just one night. Just one night. There's karaoke every night. 0:01:27.940 --> 0:01:28.880 And boom goes the dynamite. 0:01:28.900 --> 0:01:29.380 That's sick. 0:01:29.540 --> 0:01:29.880 Every night. 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.160 They can do what they want the other three nights. 0:01:33.260 --> 0:01:35.580 But when it's daddy's, I'm calling myself daddy now. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:36.180 Okay. 0:01:36.420 --> 0:01:37.259 Daddy's night. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:41.339 We're singing, it's been a while since I heard. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:45.819 So we're considering that butt rock. I thought butt rock 0:01:46.220 --> 0:01:51.070 was like glam metal. Weekend? No. Like hair bands. I 0:01:51.090 --> 0:01:52.250 thought that was butt rock. 0:01:52.430 --> 0:01:55.540 Okay. Interesting. I didn't think that. I thought it was 0:01:55.580 --> 0:01:58.460 more it's been a while and more like Creed and 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:02.780 like those kind of nickelback. Nickelback. And I don't know 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:03.820 why it's called butt rock. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:05.720 Adam? Yeah, why is it called butt rock? 0:02:06.140 --> 0:02:08.510 Because you have to clench your butt so tight to 0:02:08.550 --> 0:02:09.330 make it work. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:10.660 Is that really? Why? 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:12.480 Allegedly. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:15.360 Why is it called butt rock? 0:02:15.460 --> 0:02:16.080 Allegedly. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.070 Daddy needs to know. I'm daddy also. 0:02:18.270 --> 0:02:19.049 Oh, you're daddy as well? 0:02:19.450 --> 0:02:20.490 Oh, really? Well, yeah. 0:02:20.550 --> 0:02:21.090 I'm pissed now. 0:02:21.110 --> 0:02:21.560 I didn't know him. 0:02:21.610 --> 0:02:23.430 I'm also a dad. I've been a dad longer than you. 0:02:23.450 --> 0:02:24.470 That's cool. Wow. 0:02:24.490 --> 0:02:24.950 Okay. 0:02:24.990 --> 0:02:25.930 Yeah, you have been. 0:02:26.130 --> 0:02:26.960 Yeah. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.120 That's like a cool older brother being like, I've been 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.899 alive longer than you, so I know more. 0:02:31.100 --> 0:02:31.600 I hear it. 0:02:31.980 --> 0:02:35.279 Constantly in the house really it's still oh emma won't 0:02:35.300 --> 0:02:38.200 stop she's like i've been alive longer than you oh 0:02:38.820 --> 0:02:39.860 okay i thought that's. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:43.570 How your older brothers still end conversations with you like. 0:02:43.470 --> 0:02:47.570 Probably yeah mostly i'm older i know more there's i'm 0:02:47.650 --> 0:02:50.010 older i know more that was cool i was uh 0:02:50.330 --> 0:02:53.810 we all were older no sorry ders not you you 0:02:53.830 --> 0:02:55.250 were a younger youngest brother. 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:56.519 It is kind of wild. 0:02:56.540 --> 0:02:58.950 I totally forgot who you were for a second. 0:02:59.150 --> 0:03:01.570 I was thinking about that the other day, like how 0:03:01.650 --> 0:03:03.210 Ders is the baby. 0:03:03.690 --> 0:03:08.250 He's a baby, but you, Blake, Kyle, and myself, RIP Kyle, 0:03:08.270 --> 0:03:11.900 he's dead to us, but we were all older brothers, 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.280 and there was a lot of power when it came 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.019 to being an older brother. You really got to trick 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.000 your siblings into doing cool stuff. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:23.020 Yeah, you were kind of, you were manipulative like that. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.970 Yeah, it was mostly like figuring out ways to have 0:03:26.050 --> 0:03:26.950 her make me money. 0:03:27.550 --> 0:03:29.330 Right. 0:03:29.550 --> 0:03:32.489 I would like do a drawing. I would do a drawing. 0:03:32.830 --> 0:03:34.609 Isaac, what's it like? 0:03:34.790 --> 0:03:37.820 She was like three and I'm like six and a half, seven. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.520 So I'm three and a half years older than her. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.940 So then I would like make like these clay like 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:46.880 designs or these characters that were too advanced for her 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.380 to make. And then I would have her sell them 0:03:49.410 --> 0:03:52.010 door to door and I'd be watching from a bush 0:03:52.090 --> 0:03:55.410 and And these old women were like, oh, you made this? 0:03:55.430 --> 0:03:59.310 Because she's like a three-year-old little girl with hair and pigtails. 0:03:59.390 --> 0:04:00.250 And she was like, yeah. 0:04:00.610 --> 0:04:02.830 And then they would give her like $ 5 for these 0:04:02.890 --> 0:04:05.510 little sculptures that I would make. Because it would be 0:04:05.530 --> 0:04:07.640 like a thing to put your flowers in or whatever. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:11.880 And then I would collect the coins, the money. 0:04:11.980 --> 0:04:13.960 And did you give her a cut or was it 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.680 just like– I would give her like a nickel and 0:04:16.700 --> 0:04:17.979 be like, this is bigger. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.960 This is more than a dime because it's larger. You know, 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:21.659 you do stuff like that. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.080 I'm waiting for you to be like, I would give 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.140 her blades of grass and say, in other countries, this 0:04:26.230 --> 0:04:26.950 is worth money. 0:04:26.970 --> 0:04:27.310 Dude. 0:04:27.330 --> 0:04:29.230 This is worth a lot. In our house, that's worth 0:04:29.350 --> 0:04:29.950 more than money. 0:04:30.070 --> 0:04:31.370 I'll take this metal stuff. 0:04:31.710 --> 0:04:32.130 Ugh, gross. 0:04:32.170 --> 0:04:32.590 Metal. Yuck. 0:04:32.890 --> 0:04:33.110 Yuck. 0:04:33.170 --> 0:04:33.370 Yuck. 0:04:33.390 --> 0:04:35.230 You want natural. You want the natural. 0:04:35.250 --> 0:04:37.090 So you took advantage of it is what you're saying. 0:04:37.390 --> 0:04:37.849 Absolutely. 0:04:37.890 --> 0:04:41.310 And I think all older siblings do to some degree. 0:04:41.330 --> 0:04:41.940 Yeah. 0:04:42.500 --> 0:04:43.380 I don't remember. 0:04:43.930 --> 0:04:46.969 You're giving you into your, what is it, just your 0:04:47.029 --> 0:04:49.669 instincts of, Blake, you had different instincts? 0:04:49.830 --> 0:04:53.290 I didn't, yeah. Like, that actually was really smart. But 0:04:53.330 --> 0:04:55.980 I wasn't really, like, about making, I just had a 0:04:56.010 --> 0:04:56.570 paper route. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.100 Well, I had that, too. But this is before a 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:00.599 paper route. This is six or seven. 0:05:00.860 --> 0:05:02.860 But I love the idea that you try to teach 0:05:02.900 --> 0:05:05.920 your brother something, and he'd be like, nah, bro, it's this. 0:05:06.660 --> 0:05:10.440 I don't recall, like, money-making schemes or, like, yeah, I 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.740 didn't use my... My younger sister has a prop or 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.719 anything like that. And then my little brother. 0:05:16.740 --> 0:05:18.900 It seemed like you had a pretty shitty childhood then. 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:23.110 No. Adam's like, you never played Ottoman with your little siblings? 0:05:23.170 --> 0:05:24.880 Where you just tell them they're an Ottoman and you 0:05:24.900 --> 0:05:26.450 put your feet up on them and watch TV. 0:05:26.470 --> 0:05:26.950 Come in here. 0:05:26.970 --> 0:05:28.710 Yeah, that's weird. 0:05:29.050 --> 0:05:29.670 Come in here. 0:05:29.690 --> 0:05:30.730 I'm pissed now. 0:05:30.770 --> 0:05:31.630 Let's play Ottoman again. 0:05:31.650 --> 0:05:35.050 Hey, Ottoman, come in here. Let's play Ottoman while I 0:05:35.089 --> 0:05:35.790 play Duck Hunt. 0:05:36.529 --> 0:05:37.570 You're being a bad Ottoman. 0:05:37.589 --> 0:05:38.930 Just me with my Nintendo gun. 0:05:39.070 --> 0:05:39.510 Just me. 0:05:40.140 --> 0:05:41.599 They just want your attention. 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.700 It's time to go play call on the neighbors again. 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.460 Well, do you think that because they were your half siblings, 0:05:47.500 --> 0:05:48.560 maybe you were nicer to them? 0:05:49.260 --> 0:05:53.990 Um, no, that never like that aspect never really factored 0:05:54.070 --> 0:05:55.350 into my, my mind. 0:05:55.390 --> 0:05:58.089 Should we take a deep dive and really unpack that today? Yeah. 0:05:58.250 --> 0:05:59.270 I always have seen. 0:05:59.290 --> 0:06:01.130 I think, I think that, I think that is why. 0:06:01.310 --> 0:06:02.950 I've always, I've always. 0:06:02.750 --> 0:06:05.240 Seen my brother and sister as, as just my. 0:06:05.180 --> 0:06:07.920 Brother and sister. Oh yeah. No, that's right. I should 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:08.620 not have finished that. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.539 That dynamic doesn't really. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:12.920 But you would have to leave. You would have to 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.600 go spend time with your dad, right? So you're not 0:06:15.660 --> 0:06:18.360 always hanging with them. So when you see them, like 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:20.080 if I didn't see my sibling for a few days, 0:06:20.140 --> 0:06:22.340 which was never. I saw them every day of my life. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:24.680 I might have been like, oh, I missed you. Like 0:06:24.700 --> 0:06:25.760 I'm going to be nice to you. 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:26.200 Oh, no. 0:06:26.260 --> 0:06:30.700 But if you saw them every day, like I had to. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:36.460 See my fucking little sister every day of her life. 0:06:36.540 --> 0:06:36.880 Yeah. 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.339 You're going to put her up to some money-making schemes. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:40.460 Yeah, I guess you're right. 0:06:41.020 --> 0:06:43.150 Adam, not necessarily. Go ahead, though. 0:06:43.670 --> 0:06:43.950 Yeah. 0:06:44.450 --> 0:06:47.050 He's like, if you see your siblings every day, they 0:06:47.089 --> 0:06:48.969 have to make money for you. Anyway, you were saying? 0:06:48.990 --> 0:06:53.370 I guess you're right. There's a lot of advantages to 0:06:53.610 --> 0:06:58.760 being from a divorced home. Like two Christmases. Everybody's very 0:06:58.839 --> 0:06:59.260 aware that. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:00.610 Whatever you need to tell yourself. Go for it. 0:07:00.620 --> 0:07:02.340 I double the gifts. I guess I get a little 0:07:02.420 --> 0:07:06.859 vacation from my brother and sister. It makes them yearn 0:07:06.980 --> 0:07:09.420 for me to be back in the home and holding 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:10.239 down the fort. 0:07:10.940 --> 0:07:13.840 Not only do you get issues of Boys Life Magazine 0:07:13.860 --> 0:07:16.250 and Sports Illustrated, you get abandonment issues. 0:07:16.670 --> 0:07:17.110 Hello. 0:07:17.250 --> 0:07:21.090 You get all the issues. Yeah. 0:07:21.250 --> 0:07:23.670 I do remember kids being like, I get double. And 0:07:23.690 --> 0:07:28.510 I'm like, but are you okay? Okie dokie. You good, though? 0:07:28.830 --> 0:07:32.840 I honestly... I've got two Super Nintendos. Speaking candidly, I 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.160 feel like it didn't really fuck me up at all. 0:07:35.500 --> 0:07:37.620 I feel pretty normal. 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:38.650 Well, you don't mention it. 0:07:38.740 --> 0:07:42.220 I have other friends that talk about, even now to 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.610 this day, they're in their 40s, and they still will 0:07:45.650 --> 0:07:47.990 talk about how they're from a broken home. 0:07:48.070 --> 0:07:50.950 And it's kind of for a joke, but you're also like, 0:07:51.370 --> 0:07:52.450 you're still talking about it. 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:57.100 Truth and comedy. It's how the parents handled it. Right. 0:07:57.780 --> 0:08:00.400 Does that person's parents hate each other? My mom and 0:08:00.430 --> 0:08:04.850 dad are pretty civil. They get along quite well. Some 0:08:04.910 --> 0:08:08.030 parents fucking hate each other all the way to the grave. 0:08:08.070 --> 0:08:09.190 They're like, fuck that guy. 0:08:09.250 --> 0:08:11.080 Which is... Which is. 0:08:11.140 --> 0:08:14.500 Super sick, right? It's really cool when you're like. 0:08:14.610 --> 0:08:15.640 I don't know, Debbie. 0:08:15.670 --> 0:08:20.010 What'd that bitch do, huh? I heard you were a 0:08:20.030 --> 0:08:21.950 little late to pick up. Yeah, I was. I had 0:08:21.990 --> 0:08:24.350 work to do because I'm paying for this fucking mortgage! 0:08:26.290 --> 0:08:30.390 This is why I left. The little jabs that are 0:08:30.410 --> 0:08:32.650 just building and you know that they used to fuck 0:08:33.050 --> 0:08:35.730 so hard. Shut up, bitch. 0:08:36.090 --> 0:08:38.569 And you're just in the backseat just with your Daniel 0:08:38.630 --> 0:08:39.610 Tiger book or whatever. 0:08:39.750 --> 0:08:42.740 Oh, my God. Well, why don't you cry about it? Oh, man. 0:08:43.030 --> 0:08:45.459 If I could just take you for a ride one 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:46.340 more time. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:48.440 Well, we're going to go have pizza. Well, he had 0:08:48.460 --> 0:08:51.329 pizza for lunch. Well, I've already ordered it. Well, I 0:08:51.350 --> 0:08:52.050 wish you told me. 0:08:52.070 --> 0:08:53.390 That's weird. 0:08:53.410 --> 0:08:54.910 God fucking damn it! 0:08:55.210 --> 0:08:58.890 I just bought him a bike for Christmas. Fuck! 0:08:59.210 --> 0:09:00.410 Can I talk to you for a second over here? 0:09:00.429 --> 0:09:01.050 Can I talk to you? 0:09:01.870 --> 0:09:02.190 No. 0:09:02.210 --> 0:09:06.180 About what? Oh, wow. Okay, wow. This is really rolling 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:07.140 off the tongue for Durs. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:07.760 I like this. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:12.400 Dude, it's fun. It's fun. I'm just like playing scenarios 0:09:12.460 --> 0:09:14.740 in my head just in case for like future stuff. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.040 He's already got the script. 0:09:16.500 --> 0:09:16.700 Yeah. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:18.120 I can't wait. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:21.329 What if I just disappeared forever? Huh? Then what? 0:09:21.410 --> 0:09:21.890 Would you like that? 0:09:21.910 --> 0:09:23.270 Oh, you'd like that. Oh, you'd like that. 0:09:23.290 --> 0:09:23.870 That'd be better. 0:09:23.970 --> 0:09:25.130 Oh, well then maybe I will. 0:09:26.070 --> 0:09:29.990 It is fun being a, taking Bo to preschool now 0:09:30.070 --> 0:09:33.449 and you see like people's dynamics, you know, you see 0:09:33.550 --> 0:09:36.740 other couples dynamics. Drop off. 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:37.860 It's fun to see. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:38.600 It's fun to see. 0:09:38.620 --> 0:09:41.710 It's fun to see like, the business dads. 0:09:41.340 --> 0:09:43.239 And they're on their phones. You can tell the mom 0:09:43.260 --> 0:09:45.579 doesn't want them on the phone and. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:46.580 You're like, look at them. 0:09:46.620 --> 0:09:47.339 You didn't even say goodbye. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:50.490 He doesn't care. 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:50.800 Look at him. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:51.569 He ran right in there. 0:09:51.610 --> 0:09:54.790 He's fine, honey. He's fine. He isn't fine. He hasn't 0:09:54.809 --> 0:09:56.809 been fine for a long time and neither have we. 0:09:56.950 --> 0:10:00.449 Can I talk to you? The fuck? Jesus. Christ. 0:10:01.170 --> 0:10:01.970 Dude, it's also crazy. 0:10:01.990 --> 0:10:02.960 I guess no one's doing fine. 0:10:03.130 --> 0:10:05.859 And then he does the door open like Ben Affleck 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.460 and just fucking slams it shut. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:13.340 It's also crazy. Dude, parents, they wake up fucking early. 0:10:13.380 --> 0:10:16.900 They be put together, man. I look like shit at drop-off. 0:10:16.980 --> 0:10:19.030 My breath be stinking. I'm like. 0:10:19.070 --> 0:10:21.620 There's one woman who we know who's like a mom 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:24.280 of kids our age and I'm always like, how do 0:10:24.300 --> 0:10:27.200 you do this? You're like ready to conquer the world 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.700 in like a stylish way. And I think she works 0:10:30.740 --> 0:10:31.160 from home. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:31.860 Yeah. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:33.520 So there's no reason for it. 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:37.850 No, but she's just like a stylish person. And I'm like, unreal. 0:10:38.090 --> 0:10:40.110 I look like I'm leaving a water park. 0:10:40.150 --> 0:10:41.809 I thought like I was going to get a certain 0:10:41.890 --> 0:10:43.690 age and it was just going to like happen to me. 0:10:43.790 --> 0:10:45.189 And I was going to be like, now I'm just 0:10:45.250 --> 0:10:48.430 put together. And it turns out, No, you haven't. 0:10:48.650 --> 0:10:52.130 I wear basketball shorts 100% of the time. 0:10:52.530 --> 0:10:55.970 So much so that one of the teachers at Bo's. 0:10:55.790 --> 0:10:59.340 School, I wore not basketball. 0:10:59.050 --> 0:11:00.300 Shorts, just other shorts. 0:11:00.580 --> 0:11:00.860 Oh, no. 0:11:00.900 --> 0:11:03.179 And I was wearing a polo. And they go, well, 0:11:03.220 --> 0:11:04.179 you look put together. 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.920 Oh, dude. You said, don't do that. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:08.580 And I was like, I didn't know I was. 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:09.600 I don't even know your name. 0:11:09.620 --> 0:11:11.329 I had my neighbor do that to me. I had 0:11:11.350 --> 0:11:14.969 a shirt on that I actually steamed, so it didn't 0:11:15.010 --> 0:11:17.430 have wrinkles. And she's like, oh you like where are 0:11:17.450 --> 0:11:19.949 you going you look nice and i'm like yeah actually 0:11:20.030 --> 0:11:22.090 yeah i am gonna go on a red carpet i 0:11:22.390 --> 0:11:24.030 steamed my t-shirt today. 0:11:23.890 --> 0:11:26.840 Oh so yeah well you were red carpet ready so 0:11:26.860 --> 0:11:30.020 you were going on a red carpet and you steamed 0:11:30.059 --> 0:11:33.959 a t-shirt yeah bro hollywood baby i did notice i. 0:11:33.900 --> 0:11:37.300 Think i saw i think i saw that it was 0:11:37.340 --> 0:11:39.960 some photo i forget you were standing next to someone 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:47.130 famous and uh I noticed you were wearing those indoor. 0:11:46.580 --> 0:11:49.400 Sunglasses, those sunglasses. 0:11:48.460 --> 0:11:54.840 That look like prescription. Oh, it was Johnny Knoxville. I 0:11:54.860 --> 0:11:58.099 was at the premiere for Tiny Fugitives. 0:11:58.140 --> 0:11:58.619 Talk about it. 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.390 Yeah, Tiny Fugitives. And I wonder if anyone knows that 0:12:01.470 --> 0:12:04.729 those aren't prescription. Dude, you can kind of get away 0:12:04.750 --> 0:12:05.469 with it. 0:12:06.590 --> 0:12:10.109 Aren't they all? If someone's wearing amber lenses like that, 0:12:10.790 --> 0:12:13.150 Aren't they almost usually always? 0:12:13.190 --> 0:12:16.510 Well, they help you with vision at night when you're driving. 0:12:17.650 --> 0:12:20.910 Sure, but are they ever... Aren't they mostly not prescription? 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:22.300 No, I think a lot. 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:27.319 I feel like Johnny wears Spectacle, and his are, I'm 0:12:27.420 --> 0:12:28.500 pretty sure, prescription. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:34.590 He's famous for wearing glasses, though. Yeah. You're talking about 0:12:34.610 --> 0:12:37.230 somebody who we know wears glasses. But I'm saying, by 0:12:37.270 --> 0:12:42.069 and large, are those tinted lenses... Usually prescription. I always 0:12:42.110 --> 0:12:43.070 thought they were just vibe. 0:12:43.250 --> 0:12:46.010 Yeah, I either look at you and go, oh, those 0:12:46.110 --> 0:12:47.400 are prescription glasses. 0:12:47.420 --> 0:12:47.479 Or. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.800 You are currently on cocaine. And then, and then I'm like, 0:12:52.850 --> 0:12:55.090 and I know Blake's not on cocaine and I know 0:12:55.110 --> 0:12:57.750 they're not prescription. I'm like, he's fooling people. He's like tricking, 0:12:58.010 --> 0:12:58.590 tricking folks. 0:12:58.650 --> 0:13:00.870 Glasses are a good way to hide your old face. 0:13:01.110 --> 0:13:01.530 I've noticed. 0:13:01.550 --> 0:13:02.870 It helps. It definitely helps. 0:13:02.890 --> 0:13:04.600 Because when people take them off now and just like 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:09.179 wipe them and it's like, Jesus. Ren and Stimpy sound like, 0:13:09.860 --> 0:13:14.000 I'm like, Oh, yeah. I'm like, that's your face under there? 0:13:14.020 --> 0:13:14.600 Goddamn. 0:13:14.660 --> 0:13:15.240 Put him back, put him back. 0:13:15.260 --> 0:13:17.720 Well, every once in a while, you know, I'll put 0:13:17.780 --> 0:13:21.160 on some glasses for the podcast because I'll, like, bring 0:13:21.460 --> 0:13:22.100 the camera. 0:13:22.179 --> 0:13:22.990 It's early in the morning. 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.450 We're doing a podcast, and the camera comes up, and 0:13:25.470 --> 0:13:28.230 then I see my face, and I'm like, uh-oh. 0:13:28.670 --> 0:13:30.449 I'm living in a nightmare. 0:13:30.470 --> 0:13:33.709 Dude, you know what? I think about doing the exact 0:13:33.750 --> 0:13:34.270 same thing. 0:13:34.290 --> 0:13:36.310 Never remember. Fuck it, dude. 0:13:36.429 --> 0:13:39.040 Fuck it. This is it. You're still natural. 0:13:39.100 --> 0:13:39.740 You're beautiful. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.720 You guys, we are aging gracefully. 0:13:41.820 --> 0:13:43.840 I took a picture of my face the other day. 0:13:43.860 --> 0:13:44.760 Yeah, you guys look great. 0:13:44.780 --> 0:13:46.020 Because I was like, I think I got something in 0:13:46.059 --> 0:13:48.679 my eye. And I took like a close-up picture. And 0:13:49.380 --> 0:13:53.620 my skin looks like a horror movie. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:54.660 Hot, hot, hot, hot. 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:58.099 There's like the little popped vessels and like the pores 0:13:58.140 --> 0:14:02.560 are enormous. And like the skin damage. And I'm like, 0:14:03.100 --> 0:14:04.780 but what else do you think it would be, dude? 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:05.760 You're old now. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:05.949 Yeah. 0:14:06.870 --> 0:14:09.150 Yeah, you're old and you spend a lot of time 0:14:09.190 --> 0:14:09.650 in the sun. 0:14:09.670 --> 0:14:11.450 Yeah, you have paper mache skin. 0:14:11.510 --> 0:14:12.730 White cracks. 0:14:12.970 --> 0:14:14.530 White cracks like a motherfucker. 0:14:14.590 --> 0:14:16.250 You know, I live at the beach. I feel like 0:14:16.330 --> 0:14:20.610 I'm aging dramatically. Yeah, you got to be careful. You 0:14:20.650 --> 0:14:22.910 got to be careful as a boat guy. But then again, 0:14:23.250 --> 0:14:25.720 lean into it. I like the leather look. 0:14:25.780 --> 0:14:28.160 Yeah, oh, look, he must be a boat guy. 0:14:28.300 --> 0:14:33.700 Yeah, this guy lives a leisurely lifestyle. His skin is fruit. 0:14:33.820 --> 0:14:35.660 Oh, he had skin cancer and died? He was a 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.960 boat guy, though. He was a boat guy. 0:14:38.980 --> 0:14:41.500 It looked like he was wrapped in fruit roll-up. 0:14:41.620 --> 0:14:42.140 Yes. 0:14:42.900 --> 0:14:45.229 Yes. I like that look. 0:14:45.930 --> 0:14:48.270 You see these people that grew up down here, and 0:14:48.310 --> 0:14:52.510 they're my age, and they look dramatically older. And you're like, 0:14:52.530 --> 0:14:56.430 at least I had a good couple decades that I wasn't. 0:14:57.070 --> 0:14:57.270 Right. 0:14:58.060 --> 0:14:59.660 It wasn't here, living at the beach. 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:02.260 It's science. As long as my neck never looks like 0:15:02.420 --> 0:15:03.060 Isaac's neck. 0:15:04.620 --> 0:15:10.170 Dude, when the neck starts to go. I don't even 0:15:10.190 --> 0:15:10.890 know what it looks like. 0:15:10.910 --> 0:15:12.590 So mean. He's seen some signs. 0:15:12.630 --> 0:15:13.370 Poor Isaac's neck. 0:15:14.970 --> 0:15:15.790 Naked grandma! 0:15:15.830 --> 0:15:15.990 Dude. 0:15:16.070 --> 0:15:18.650 And that neck, I think the neck is just from. 0:15:18.740 --> 0:15:20.420 Not here, the back. 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:22.100 Oh, what's wrong with the back of his neck? 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:26.220 Hey, Isaac, can we put a picture of the back 0:15:26.260 --> 0:15:29.880 of Isaac's neck? Yeah, get on screen and let's see 0:15:29.900 --> 0:15:31.000 the back of your neck. 0:15:31.180 --> 0:15:33.050 It's just been on the pool deck watching a lot 0:15:33.070 --> 0:15:33.350 of water. 0:15:33.450 --> 0:15:35.110 I really like that. 0:15:35.130 --> 0:15:38.970 So there's like no tan in the wrinkles. So when 0:15:38.990 --> 0:15:42.570 he goes like this, you see just like a fucking... 0:15:42.610 --> 0:15:48.470 Canyons of not tan flesh between absolutely cooked flesh. 0:15:48.890 --> 0:15:51.410 What are you doing looking at this dude's neck? 0:15:52.110 --> 0:15:53.830 Anyway, what have you guys been up to? 0:15:54.090 --> 0:15:56.580 Well, I feel like they're the same height, right? So 0:15:56.630 --> 0:15:58.840 he gets to see that neck often. I'm not really 0:15:58.900 --> 0:15:59.620 seeing that neck. 0:15:59.940 --> 0:16:06.370 I'm not looking at the back of homies' necks. Why 0:16:06.410 --> 0:16:08.270 are you checking out the back of dude's neck? 0:16:08.290 --> 0:16:11.050 Bro, because I watch everyone's back. 0:16:11.310 --> 0:16:14.250 Well, we've never seen your neck, dude. Who knows what's 0:16:14.290 --> 0:16:15.880 going on back there? Holy shit. 0:16:15.910 --> 0:16:18.380 I bet it looks silky. No, I bet it looks good. 0:16:18.420 --> 0:16:19.180 It's protected. 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.400 No, I bet it's a really nice back of the neck. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.460 My only fans is just going to be neck reveal. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:26.400 And it's always like really wet. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:27.610 It's one time. 0:16:28.110 --> 0:16:29.750 You know it's mad wet back there. 0:16:29.830 --> 0:16:33.260 Oh, you know my shit is... absolute swamp. 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:34.160 Well, it's moisturized. 0:16:34.180 --> 0:16:36.140 It's an absolute swamp. It makes me want to just 0:16:36.180 --> 0:16:38.040 shave my head. It's so wet back there. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:43.880 Would you cry if, let's say, just stay with me? 0:16:44.620 --> 0:16:45.080 I'm ready. 0:16:45.100 --> 0:16:47.750 The answer is probably yes. 0:16:48.250 --> 0:16:51.470 If we did another wild pod and we really partied 0:16:51.510 --> 0:16:54.010 that night and you went back to your room and 0:16:54.050 --> 0:16:56.910 passed out and we had one of your keys for 0:16:56.950 --> 0:16:59.710 some reason and we went in and shaved your head. 0:16:59.730 --> 0:17:00.850 Yes, sir. 0:17:01.420 --> 0:17:02.820 And we thought it was funny. 0:17:03.340 --> 0:17:04.620 Mm-hmm. 0:17:04.740 --> 0:17:10.530 What level are you at where you go, I don't 0:17:10.590 --> 0:17:13.369 even know if I should be friends with people who 0:17:13.410 --> 0:17:17.590 would do this or would you cry? Like, what, like. 0:17:18.170 --> 0:17:21.370 Yes, how mad, what level of mad would you be? 0:17:21.530 --> 0:17:22.630 Would you cry? 0:17:22.690 --> 0:17:25.690 Would you be, would you swing on us? 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.340 Would you be like, well, I'm off the podcast. I 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:30.880 can't be friends with these guys anymore. 0:17:30.900 --> 0:17:30.980 Yeah. 0:17:31.990 --> 0:17:35.500 Or would you say, hey, they were right. The hair 0:17:35.540 --> 0:17:38.619 was a crutch. It's time for me to grow up 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:40.080 and quit looking like. 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.500 A bus driver from Simpsons. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:49.070 A middle school skateboard kid. I definitely would be like 0:17:49.150 --> 0:17:52.389 if I woke up and my hair was gone and 0:17:52.430 --> 0:17:55.770 it was around me, I would be very pissed off. 0:17:55.850 --> 0:17:59.250 I think I would be furious. I don't think I would. 0:17:59.270 --> 0:18:02.030 Would you come find us? Or would you just go, 0:18:02.050 --> 0:18:02.990 what were you thinking? 0:18:03.010 --> 0:18:03.850 What were you doing? 0:18:03.869 --> 0:18:04.870 Why would you do this? 0:18:05.050 --> 0:18:06.430 That's a good impression. 0:18:06.710 --> 0:18:08.389 That's a good impression, dude. 0:18:08.650 --> 0:18:10.780 I think that's what it would be. 0:18:10.820 --> 0:18:11.119 Yes. 0:18:13.820 --> 0:18:15.800 That's a good impression of Angry Blake. 0:18:15.859 --> 0:18:17.780 I think it would be pretty shocked. 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:18.290 We've seen it. 0:18:18.500 --> 0:18:21.060 But I think I'm at the stage in my life 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:24.300 now where if it did happen, it's like, whatever, dude. Like, 0:18:24.420 --> 0:18:24.740 fuck it. 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:25.859 Stop. Fuck it. 0:18:26.619 --> 0:18:29.820 Yeah. no even even yesterday so yesterday i had my 0:18:29.900 --> 0:18:33.220 hair slicked way back for a show for very sexy 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:37.460 running point and sam was like yeah because i was 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:38.960 like what if what if this is what my hair 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:40.980 was like it was like this short. 0:18:41.420 --> 0:18:44.040 By the way you never do that because that's what 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:46.179 emma made when i shave my mustache she was like 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:47.540 yeah i mean i like it better and you. 0:18:47.420 --> 0:18:50.770 Go She was like, yeah, I've been telling you to 0:18:50.810 --> 0:18:52.909 do that. She says, you have a nice jawline. I 0:18:52.930 --> 0:18:54.489 think you have a good face. You should get rid 0:18:54.530 --> 0:18:56.210 of it. And I'm like, well, no, I don't know. 0:18:56.250 --> 0:18:58.930 Get rid of it is vernacular, but I don't know. 0:18:58.970 --> 0:19:01.330 Well, I don't know if she said get rid of it, 0:19:01.410 --> 0:19:03.709 but she was like, yeah, I think it would be awesome. 0:19:03.770 --> 0:19:05.410 I think it's time for a haircut. 0:19:05.470 --> 0:19:07.770 And I was like, no, man, the kids would hate it. 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:11.320 Our boy, Sean White, the flying tomato, he cut his hair, 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.080 and he's more handsome than ever. 0:19:13.380 --> 0:19:16.300 Yeah, but I don't... Another thing is I would have 0:19:16.340 --> 0:19:19.960 to figure out A hairstyle. Like part of me would 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:22.790 just want to buzz it. Go like straight Paul Walker, 0:19:22.850 --> 0:19:23.730 click it or tick it. 0:19:24.150 --> 0:19:24.970 No, no, no, no, no. 0:19:25.170 --> 0:19:27.270 Here's what you got to do. You got to go. 0:19:27.690 --> 0:19:30.429 You have to go to a black barber. You have 0:19:30.470 --> 0:19:31.540 to get a cool black barber. 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:32.139 That's cool. 0:19:33.410 --> 0:19:38.680 With like the super fucking tight fade that they give 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:39.399 the white guys. 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:41.639 That's what you do. 0:19:41.820 --> 0:19:44.200 You got to buy some K-Swiss sneakers and get a 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:44.790 tight fade. 0:19:44.810 --> 0:19:47.270 Show up like the professor. I feel like you have 0:19:47.290 --> 0:19:50.280 to get that haircut and immediately call 50 Cent. and say, 0:19:50.380 --> 0:19:51.679 I'm ready to be on power. 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:52.940 Right, right. 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:57.440 The stars, the stars phenomenon, television show power. 0:19:57.700 --> 0:19:59.560 Just go in there and say, give me the to 0:19:59.580 --> 0:20:03.160 the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal. Give 0:20:03.180 --> 0:20:05.010 me the lines in the sides. 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:07.910 Give me the and one mixtape. 0:20:08.290 --> 0:20:08.570 Yes. 0:20:08.770 --> 0:20:10.890 I'm... coming for you, baby. Yes. 0:20:10.970 --> 0:20:14.370 Your crossover is you're it's good. You'll be a poser. 0:20:14.950 --> 0:20:16.929 Once again, give me the JJ. 0:20:17.070 --> 0:20:19.930 Once again, you'll be a poser, but in a different way. 0:20:20.130 --> 0:20:23.370 I just start wearing tall t-shirts. I take it way 0:20:23.430 --> 0:20:25.330 back to like Paul wall. 0:20:25.810 --> 0:20:26.270 Oh yeah. 0:20:26.310 --> 0:20:30.790 I'm just running all throwback Mitchell and Ness basketball jerseys. 0:20:30.910 --> 0:20:34.480 That's what I'm doing. Tall ones, like long ones. 0:20:34.619 --> 0:20:35.300 Paul Wall. 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:36.560 Yeah, dude. 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:38.380 Give me the Paul Walker. 0:20:38.740 --> 0:20:40.830 What it do? I'd be down for that. 0:20:40.850 --> 0:20:50.130 What it do, baby boo? Yeah, what would your hairstyle be? 0:20:50.150 --> 0:20:53.730 I would say buzz, but I could maybe go back 0:20:53.790 --> 0:20:56.389 to a little afro, like a little. 0:20:56.470 --> 0:20:58.170 You know, I buzzed my hair. 0:20:58.190 --> 0:21:00.640 You did. When was that? 0:21:00.920 --> 0:21:02.550 Eight years ago or something like that. 0:21:02.590 --> 0:21:06.510 Yeah. Remember that? Why did you do that? 0:21:06.830 --> 0:21:07.369 Because... The. 0:21:07.330 --> 0:21:08.810 Ribbon and the tarot. 0:21:09.050 --> 0:21:10.470 Was it pandemic? 0:21:11.390 --> 0:21:12.070 You lost your mind? 0:21:12.270 --> 0:21:14.050 Well, I just grew it super long and I was like, 0:21:14.470 --> 0:21:17.030 it can either keep getting longer or I can just 0:21:17.490 --> 0:21:20.900 buzz it. I mean, I'm sure I could have had 0:21:20.940 --> 0:21:23.139 a haircut from somebody to come to the house or whatever, 0:21:23.180 --> 0:21:34.770 but I was like scared. Right. and so I just 0:21:34.890 --> 0:21:39.200 shaved my head in the woods of Oregon and I 0:21:39.240 --> 0:21:43.600 was like don't love it doesn't look I also got 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:47.920 a weird we gotta talk about my head you guys 0:21:48.060 --> 0:21:50.379 I would love to talk about your head do you 0:21:50.420 --> 0:21:53.000 think it could fit up like is my head too 0:21:53.140 --> 0:21:56.440 small Uh, for your titties or what? 0:21:56.540 --> 0:21:57.379 What is it? What is it? 0:21:57.540 --> 0:21:59.760 Compared to your titties? Yeah, it's way too small, but. 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:01.960 Both on my body. 0:22:01.980 --> 0:22:05.119 I think, uh, well, we, me and Durr shot this thing. 0:22:05.140 --> 0:22:07.290 I guess it's, it'll be out by now, but we 0:22:07.310 --> 0:22:10.070 shot this thing for John Oliver, like a little segment 0:22:10.150 --> 0:22:11.990 for the John Oliver. 0:22:12.010 --> 0:22:14.910 What is this show called? Last week tonight. 0:22:14.950 --> 0:22:17.970 Last week tonight. They had your dumb asses on that show? 0:22:18.040 --> 0:22:18.560 Yeah. Yeah. 0:22:18.580 --> 0:22:19.480 It was really fun. 0:22:19.619 --> 0:22:20.260 Vote or die. 0:22:20.359 --> 0:22:24.440 And they said, do not invite Blake. They actually mentioned that. 0:22:24.980 --> 0:22:25.800 It's liberal. 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:26.600 Chill. 0:22:26.740 --> 0:22:28.480 No way. Are you kidding me? Oh, okay. 0:22:28.540 --> 0:22:30.960 It was a video about true friendship. Yeah. Go ahead. 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:32.000 And so they had us. 0:22:33.260 --> 0:22:34.400 Because you guys are real friends, right? 0:22:34.660 --> 0:22:37.199 I remember seeing you and we were both wearing suits. 0:22:37.619 --> 0:22:37.980 What the hell? 0:22:38.020 --> 0:22:40.580 And we were looking pretty cool. We were looking pretty cool. 0:22:40.820 --> 0:22:42.960 I remember looking over at Ders and being like, you 0:22:42.980 --> 0:22:43.199 know what? 0:22:43.220 --> 0:22:44.400 Isaac didn't tell me about this. 0:22:44.940 --> 0:22:47.780 I get it. He is a handsome man. He is 0:22:47.820 --> 0:22:48.380 a handsome man. 0:22:48.940 --> 0:22:50.440 You said that to Isaac? 0:22:50.700 --> 0:22:50.980 No. 0:22:51.140 --> 0:22:52.830 No, he whispered it to John Oliver. 0:22:53.270 --> 0:22:55.570 No, I whispered it to John Oliver about Ders. 0:22:55.750 --> 0:22:56.490 I go, you know what? 0:22:56.550 --> 0:22:57.570 Ders is a handsome man. 0:22:57.590 --> 0:23:01.010 Okay, yes. That's not what we're talking about. John Oliver 0:23:01.310 --> 0:23:04.260 maybe has no idea that this sketch for the show 0:23:04.280 --> 0:23:06.620 was even being filmed, and we'll see if it airs. 0:23:06.670 --> 0:23:07.020 Fuck it! 0:23:07.060 --> 0:23:07.929 Yeah, we'll see. 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:09.620 Well, thank you. That's very nice to hear. 0:23:09.660 --> 0:23:13.460 Yes, and I didn't think anything wrong that was wrong 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:15.340 about your head. I just remember thinking, like, look at 0:23:15.380 --> 0:23:16.640 this strapping gentleman. 0:23:17.060 --> 0:23:20.880 I feel like I go, like, much like the triangle 0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:23.900 of this hat, I go like this. As opposed to 0:23:24.140 --> 0:23:27.510 someone who's got a hefty head up top, that's like 0:23:27.650 --> 0:23:30.070 the focal point. 0:23:30.609 --> 0:23:30.850 Sure. 0:23:31.150 --> 0:23:33.590 I feel like I don't have a head that is 0:23:33.630 --> 0:23:34.250 a focal point. 0:23:34.270 --> 0:23:37.190 I will say if your head was larger, you would 0:23:37.230 --> 0:23:38.490 be more successful. 0:23:39.210 --> 0:23:40.669 Can you imagine? 0:23:40.890 --> 0:23:42.109 As far as being an actor, yeah. 0:23:42.150 --> 0:23:45.270 True superstars have gigantic heads. 0:23:45.369 --> 0:23:46.510 Not even true superstars. 0:23:46.590 --> 0:23:50.780 Like, let's take our boy David Boreanaz. He's a star. 0:23:51.020 --> 0:23:51.800 He's not a superstar. 0:23:51.820 --> 0:23:52.260 Yeah. 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:52.800 In my mind. 0:23:52.859 --> 0:23:52.959 Yeah. 0:23:53.000 --> 0:23:55.540 But he's a star and he's got a big ass head. 0:23:55.780 --> 0:23:56.520 Nathan Fillion. 0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:59.700 The way the head sits on the shoulders. Big head. 0:24:00.050 --> 0:24:02.189 Big dome. Big head. Hollywood head. 0:24:02.510 --> 0:24:03.270 Lean bodies. 0:24:03.390 --> 0:24:03.890 Big head. 0:24:04.330 --> 0:24:04.590 Yeah. 0:24:05.090 --> 0:24:07.530 I feel like I've got a pretty decent size head. 0:24:07.670 --> 0:24:08.030 You do. 0:24:08.050 --> 0:24:11.220 But also the rest of my body... It's the same size. 0:24:11.380 --> 0:24:12.060 Also big. 0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:15.460 Yeah. It's also big. But it doesn't matter because your 0:24:15.500 --> 0:24:17.700 head's your focal point. People are looking there. 0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:20.280 It is true. I am looking at your mug. Well, 0:24:20.340 --> 0:24:23.340 your ass has some gravitational pull as well. 0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:24.240 Sure does. 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:26.439 You probably... The dumper. 0:24:26.460 --> 0:24:27.000 You're not wrong. 0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:28.619 The dumper gets some of the gaze as well. 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:29.640 You may have the room. 0:24:29.700 --> 0:24:30.260 My gaze. 0:24:30.280 --> 0:24:30.359 Yeah. 0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:31.119 My gaze. 0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:33.660 I'm not gay. I'm not gay no more. 0:24:34.300 --> 0:24:35.500 I'm not gay no more. 0:24:35.680 --> 0:24:36.220 Oh, boy. 0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:36.619 My gaze. 0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:37.960 Blake's gaze. For sure. My. 0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:40.290 No, my gays. 0:24:40.470 --> 0:24:43.109 Isn't it just really funny to say the word gay? 0:24:43.530 --> 0:24:43.750 Yeah. 0:24:43.790 --> 0:24:46.720 Well, okay, cool. I'm glad we... Because I just... Sometimes 0:24:46.780 --> 0:24:50.730 I look at my head and I go... A, pointy. B, small. 0:24:50.790 --> 0:24:54.810 And then when I shave it, even smaller, peanut-ier. 0:24:55.190 --> 0:24:57.890 That's what I'm worried about, too. Well, I've been afraid 0:24:58.150 --> 0:24:58.730 every once in a while. 0:24:58.790 --> 0:25:01.990 What are your biggest fears? It's long. It's long. And. 0:25:02.109 --> 0:25:03.630 What is? My hair. 0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:08.060 And I don't want to bother getting a haircut. It's 0:25:08.100 --> 0:25:09.540 a bit of a thing to get a haircut. 0:25:09.700 --> 0:25:10.119 It's scary. 0:25:10.140 --> 0:25:10.780 I don't want to do that. 0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:11.260 I'd refuse. 0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:13.760 So, I'm like, do I buzz it? But I told 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:17.770 this to Blake in confidence. I... I feel like I'm 0:25:17.790 --> 0:25:22.869 starting to lose my hair. I saw my back of 0:25:22.950 --> 0:25:26.860 this part in the security cameras at my house that 0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:29.780 are facing outside. And I got the alert. And then 0:25:29.820 --> 0:25:31.440 I'm like, oh, who was that? And it was me. 0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:33.879 And I look at it. And I'm standing there looking 0:25:33.940 --> 0:25:36.240 at this. And then you just see up here. And 0:25:36.260 --> 0:25:38.280 you can see my scalp. And I'm like, I'm a 0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:38.659 bald dude. 0:25:39.350 --> 0:25:39.830 Old woman. 0:25:40.030 --> 0:25:40.690 Old woman. 0:25:40.750 --> 0:25:44.909 Did the AI on your Nest Cam say balding male? 0:25:45.210 --> 0:25:45.970 Balding white male? 0:25:46.010 --> 0:25:46.250 Yeah, yeah. 0:25:46.270 --> 0:25:47.109 It didn't recognize. 0:25:47.130 --> 0:25:47.730 Yeah, it said balding. 0:25:47.830 --> 0:25:49.149 Yeah, balding. Yeah. Uh-huh. 0:25:49.690 --> 0:25:50.190 Damn, dude. 0:25:50.410 --> 0:25:51.630 Age, 60s, 70s. 0:25:51.820 --> 0:25:51.990 Yeah. 0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:54.740 Sun damage. 0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:55.460 I mean, dude. 0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:56.480 I told you, dude. 0:25:56.580 --> 0:25:58.500 Fat ass. Pog. 0:25:59.580 --> 0:26:00.500 Fat ass. 0:26:01.180 --> 0:26:04.879 Pog. A fog. The thog is thick. 0:26:05.060 --> 0:26:05.780 Thog, dude. 0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:06.639 That's some thick thog. 0:26:06.660 --> 0:26:07.260 What is a thog? 0:26:07.300 --> 0:26:09.050 What is a pog? What is it? No, a pog. 0:26:09.330 --> 0:26:10.170 Fat-ass white girl. 0:26:10.190 --> 0:26:10.950 Fat-ass white girl. 0:26:11.030 --> 0:26:12.610 Come on. 0:26:12.670 --> 0:26:13.270 P-A-W-G. 0:26:13.609 --> 0:26:13.970 Oh, sorry. 0:26:13.990 --> 0:26:15.970 Pogs, baby. Shout out Pog Hunter. 0:26:15.990 --> 0:26:17.869 Put that in the search bar, bro. 0:26:17.910 --> 0:26:18.350 Come on. 0:26:18.410 --> 0:26:19.630 That E-O-K pogs. 0:26:19.650 --> 0:26:20.830 Results. This is the way. 0:26:20.910 --> 0:26:21.500 I'll look it up. 0:26:21.580 --> 0:26:21.980 A pog. 0:26:22.320 --> 0:26:24.080 P-A... What is it? 0:26:24.220 --> 0:26:26.180 W-G, baby. W-G. Pog. 0:26:27.619 --> 0:26:27.939 Pog. 0:26:28.100 --> 0:26:31.240 And if I were to go Pornhub Pog Channel was. 0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:35.990 Let's just say no slammers, no milk cats. 0:26:36.010 --> 0:26:37.730 We're talking pogs. 0:26:37.869 --> 0:26:41.990 By the way, this is just my regular search. All 0:26:42.030 --> 0:26:44.470 these women that are popping up are built for speed. 0:26:44.490 --> 0:26:46.359 Somebody help me! 0:26:46.410 --> 0:26:47.540 It's pretty normal over here. 0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:49.480 Give it up for the pogs. 0:26:49.540 --> 0:26:51.859 I do like that Adam's pretending to type it in. 0:26:51.900 --> 0:26:54.540 He's like, I guess I'm just looking at a tab 0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:56.359 that's already open. Pizza, pizza. 0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:58.350 It was already open. 0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:02.300 It's so cool that you actively watch porn while we 0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:07.780 do the pod. It's such a nice layer to know. Yeah, 0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:09.820 you just see my eyes go like this. That is crazy. 0:27:09.840 --> 0:27:13.900 What do you think, Adam? Yeah, that's... Shut up, Blake. 0:27:13.940 --> 0:27:14.379 You're wrong. 0:27:14.980 --> 0:27:16.820 And I'm reading the chat. 0:27:16.980 --> 0:27:18.320 Yeah, Blake, you're a bitch. 0:27:18.460 --> 0:27:21.850 Adam's just doing this a lot during the podcast. Yeah, no, 0:27:21.900 --> 0:27:25.510 that was a... Niagara Falls is crazy. It's so wet. 0:27:25.650 --> 0:27:26.350 Blake, you're wrong. 0:27:26.369 --> 0:27:27.170 This is the way. 0:27:27.330 --> 0:27:27.970 Blake, you're a bitch. 0:27:28.859 --> 0:27:29.730 Ders can't tell time. 0:27:29.970 --> 0:27:31.440 Yeah. 0:27:31.460 --> 0:27:34.120 Someone mispronounced something. 0:27:34.140 --> 0:27:37.360 We got to go to the big naturals. I think 0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:37.720 we should. 0:27:39.280 --> 0:27:42.359 Not bad. It's not a bad gig. It's not a 0:27:42.380 --> 0:27:43.040 bad gig. 0:27:43.460 --> 0:27:43.660 Yeah. 0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:46.820 So I saw, I saw, I think, I think it 0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:49.840 might be time to, to either get on some medicine. 0:27:49.900 --> 0:27:53.179 Oh yeah. Turkish airways. What do they call it? Turkish hair, hairways. 0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:57.540 Or go to Turkey and get a full on, Hair transplant. 0:27:57.580 --> 0:27:58.399 But I've had friends. 0:27:58.480 --> 0:27:59.280 Everyone's doing it. 0:27:59.940 --> 0:28:02.940 I've had friends that have gotten it. And they made 0:28:02.980 --> 0:28:05.790 the mistake of sending me a photo. And I don't 0:28:05.830 --> 0:28:07.090 want to out this person because I don't know if 0:28:07.170 --> 0:28:07.489 it's out. 0:28:07.570 --> 0:28:08.290 But we all know. 0:28:08.310 --> 0:28:09.909 I think it's out. I think it's out. 0:28:10.310 --> 0:28:12.550 And I don't know if it is. 0:28:12.670 --> 0:28:13.730 Barack Obama. 0:28:13.810 --> 0:28:14.770 It's Barack Obama. Yeah, okay. 0:28:14.830 --> 0:28:16.170 It's Barack Obama. 0:28:16.230 --> 0:28:17.490 Our good friend Barack Obama. 0:28:17.530 --> 0:28:19.580 It's a hairless friend or a friend that's... A. 0:28:19.540 --> 0:28:22.140 Friend of ours that was balding that went and was 0:28:22.160 --> 0:28:23.030 a little insecure about it. 0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:23.600 He went. 0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:27.610 He got the plugs done. And it looks fine now, 0:28:27.950 --> 0:28:28.630 but he. 0:28:28.450 --> 0:28:31.850 Made the mistake of sending me a photo of like 0:28:31.890 --> 0:28:36.149 a progress photo, and he looked like Ron Perlman in 0:28:36.230 --> 0:28:37.159 Beauty and the Beast. 0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:38.640 You lose! 0:28:38.700 --> 0:28:39.400 The TV show. 0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:42.040 The TV show from the 90s. 0:28:42.380 --> 0:28:44.860 Oh, which you just threw me back. Oh, God, that 0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:45.940 show kicks fucking ass. 0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:48.780 And was it also, what's her name from Terminator? 0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:51.300 Yes, it was... Sarah Connor. 0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:53.180 Sarah Connor. Linda Hamilton? 0:28:53.310 --> 0:28:55.890 Yeah, it was actually a sick cast for an insane, 0:28:56.430 --> 0:28:58.640 for an absolute insane show. 0:28:59.010 --> 0:29:02.520 But he looked so good. Worth a rewatch. So scary. 0:29:02.540 --> 0:29:02.910 He was like this. 0:29:02.930 --> 0:29:05.960 Looked like the cowardly lion. And I'm like, I can't, 0:29:06.140 --> 0:29:06.380 I can't. 0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:09.800 Wait, but wait. Why did he look, it like fucked 0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:12.180 with his nose and shit? It's a full on surgery. 0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:13.040 It like, it like. 0:29:13.060 --> 0:29:13.680 You're inflamed. 0:29:13.740 --> 0:29:15.020 Everything's swollen. 0:29:15.100 --> 0:29:17.240 Oh, really? And you're inflamed and you're just like. Because 0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:19.060 what do they do? I'm sorry. 0:29:19.080 --> 0:29:23.120 Because there's, they're removing follicles from the back of your head. Yes. 0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:25.160 Where you have a lot of hair. They remove follicles. 0:29:25.340 --> 0:29:25.540 Yeah. 0:29:25.700 --> 0:29:27.340 Then they remove the follicle from the top of your 0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:28.840 head and they put that follicle. 0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:30.320 In The dead follicle. 0:29:30.380 --> 0:29:33.720 And then they like sort of plant a bunch of follicles. 0:29:33.980 --> 0:29:35.010 How does that work? 0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:37.970 And it takes like nine hours or some shit. And 0:29:37.990 --> 0:29:42.860 you just watch fucking... Breaking Bad. Oh, you're not out? No, 0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:45.360 you're awake. I think you watch like Breaking Bad all 0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:46.540 day or something. 0:29:46.580 --> 0:29:47.900 Oh, sign me up, dude. 0:29:48.370 --> 0:29:50.470 Yeah, that sounds like a relaxing getaway. 0:29:50.630 --> 0:29:52.490 That's cool. You watch football and shit. 0:29:52.550 --> 0:29:55.010 As far as I know, everyone's doing it. A lot 0:29:55.050 --> 0:29:57.510 of stand-ups I see on their podcasts are doing it. 0:29:57.870 --> 0:30:00.520 I know, I actually know a lot, a lot of 0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:03.460 people that have done it. A lot of famous podcasters 0:30:04.100 --> 0:30:05.300 have done it. No. 0:30:05.740 --> 0:30:08.400 But how does that, so it just, like you're planting 0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:11.459 the seed and then like your scalp is telling you like, oh, 0:30:11.760 --> 0:30:13.980 we can grow again? Or is it just. 0:30:14.020 --> 0:30:16.760 Well, it's not even we can grow again. It's been growing. 0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:17.860 It's just you move it. 0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:19.840 It's been growing. It's just you're just moving it. 0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:20.530 And then it stays there. 0:30:20.570 --> 0:30:22.850 You're just moving around. Because you don't lose hair on 0:30:22.890 --> 0:30:23.530 the side of your head. 0:30:23.890 --> 0:30:27.310 No, that's... Blake, it's like... You lose it up top. 0:30:27.370 --> 0:30:30.350 Adam and I could... Right. Adam and I, we could 0:30:30.390 --> 0:30:32.820 do this operation, and you're acting like it's so impossible. 0:30:32.990 --> 0:30:35.400 It's not that crazy. Yeah, come on. 0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:37.100 Yeah, give me the scalpel. 0:30:37.140 --> 0:30:39.540 And also, wait, why do you have to go to 0:30:39.660 --> 0:30:41.040 Turkey for that shit? 0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:42.080 They've perfected it. 0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:45.810 They've nailed it, but I'm sure... And it's also cheaper. 0:30:45.900 --> 0:30:46.890 That's fucking cool. 0:30:47.050 --> 0:30:47.210 Yeah. 0:30:47.330 --> 0:30:49.510 I'm assuming I could just go to someone. 0:30:50.290 --> 0:30:53.420 but it's probably really expensive. In America, and you just 0:30:53.460 --> 0:30:55.240 pay more money, and you wouldn't have. 0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:58.370 To go to Turkey, but... It's like three or four grand... 0:30:58.620 --> 0:31:02.140 in Turkey, and they do it all. They get your flight, 0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:03.680 put you in the hotel, it's all set up. 0:31:03.700 --> 0:31:04.160 Really? 0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:05.310 That seems too cheap. 0:31:05.390 --> 0:31:07.670 Here, you pay twice or three times as much. 0:31:07.930 --> 0:31:08.709 I thought it was like 100 grand. 0:31:08.750 --> 0:31:08.850 What? 0:31:08.910 --> 0:31:11.850 Yeah, that's a ton. You're telling me it's three or 0:31:11.990 --> 0:31:13.390 four thousand dollars. 0:31:13.590 --> 0:31:15.690 To go to Turkey and do it, or here, it's 0:31:15.730 --> 0:31:16.570 like 12 grand. 0:31:16.850 --> 0:31:17.350 Right. 0:31:17.430 --> 0:31:20.070 That's super cheap. Why isn't everybody doing that? 0:31:20.170 --> 0:31:22.330 I do not believe that's so cheap. 0:31:22.370 --> 0:31:24.910 Todd, slide in his butthole. DMs, DMs. 0:31:25.430 --> 0:31:29.350 You're telling me that I can't I could buy multiple, 0:31:29.870 --> 0:31:30.950 I mean, for 12. 0:31:30.950 --> 0:31:33.930 Yeah, you could Mr. Beast an entire elementary school of 0:31:33.990 --> 0:31:34.650 bald children. 0:31:34.670 --> 0:31:35.750 Thank you, God. 0:31:35.850 --> 0:31:38.840 You can't even buy like a sick go-kart for that. 0:31:38.710 --> 0:31:41.820 Amount of money. Yeah, that's a low ball figure, dude. 0:31:41.900 --> 0:31:43.420 That is so low ball, dude. 0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:46.120 And also, so if they're putting you on the flight, 0:31:46.220 --> 0:31:49.400 are you on this plane with a bunch of bald dudes? Yes. Oh, dude. 0:31:49.420 --> 0:31:52.200 Yes, that's the whole joke. They call it Turkish hairways. Look, 0:31:52.540 --> 0:32:00.770 NPR transplant, including airfare lodging, cost him about $ 3, 400. 0:31:58.070 --> 0:32:00.510 So it's like a dude retreat with a bunch of 0:32:00.610 --> 0:32:01.410 bald guys. 0:32:01.630 --> 0:32:02.710 This is epic. 0:32:02.730 --> 0:32:05.430 Compared to $ 13, 000 to $ 30, 000 in the United States. Oh, 0:32:05.470 --> 0:32:08.170 this is much cheaper. Is this a thing that you 0:32:08.230 --> 0:32:11.250 set it and forget it? Is this like a crockpot situation? 0:32:11.830 --> 0:32:14.790 Or is this a you got to do it every 0:32:14.790 --> 0:32:16.730 10 years or something? 0:32:16.810 --> 0:32:18.450 It's like LASIK eye surgery or something. 0:32:18.470 --> 0:32:24.490 I think it's a... I think it's a crock pot situation. 0:32:25.390 --> 0:32:26.870 You said it, you forget it. 0:32:27.310 --> 0:32:30.510 But I believe that's a rotisserie chicken. Is it all 0:32:30.550 --> 0:32:30.870 the same? 0:32:31.010 --> 0:32:35.890 Is it like a slap chop? What's going on? It's 0:32:35.910 --> 0:32:39.380 like a blanket. People are going to be like shamwowed 0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:43.700 by the whole thing, right? I love that. 0:32:43.860 --> 0:32:46.200 I know I'll be shamwowed by it. Yes, points! 0:32:47.580 --> 0:32:51.310 This is what's fucking cool. Is the fact that Adam 0:32:51.390 --> 0:32:55.680 just found out it's not $ 100, 000 means he's getting off 0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:58.260 this podcast immediately. Oh, yeah. 0:32:58.320 --> 0:32:59.840 He's on Turkish hairways. 0:32:59.900 --> 0:33:01.100 And making some calls. 0:33:01.760 --> 0:33:02.780 Like, why not? 0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:03.810 He's on the tarmac. 0:33:04.010 --> 0:33:06.730 At that point, why not? It's a drop in the 0:33:06.870 --> 0:33:08.150 bucket for my boy. 0:33:08.450 --> 0:33:15.210 Well, sometimes it doesn't look good. Other times, you can't 0:33:15.300 --> 0:33:19.140 tell at all. And we have friends that we all know. 0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:22.500 that you can't tell. And then, and then there's others 0:33:22.540 --> 0:33:24.640 that I know that I think that they've done it 0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:27.660 15 years ago and it doesn't look good. 0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:31.610 Yeah. Well, look, you can't do that. That's like being like, 0:33:33.090 --> 0:33:35.790 you can't compare it to now. If you did it 0:33:35.790 --> 0:33:38.110 15 years ago, like that's just, that's just where we are. 0:33:38.350 --> 0:33:38.570 Right. 0:33:38.670 --> 0:33:41.880 I think it also deals with how much, I think it, 0:33:42.210 --> 0:33:43.650 I think it also deals. 0:33:43.390 --> 0:33:45.610 With Adam turn off foreign hub. 0:33:48.730 --> 0:33:51.850 I think it also deals with how much of your 0:33:51.890 --> 0:33:52.890 hair was already gone. 0:33:53.150 --> 0:33:53.490 Right. 0:33:53.860 --> 0:33:56.800 If like, like me, like it's not looking, your hair 0:33:56.820 --> 0:33:57.459 looks great. 0:33:57.720 --> 0:33:59.880 You're tripping. I think you have like Wolverine. 0:33:59.900 --> 0:34:00.040 Yeah. 0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:02.540 I think you have like issues. I do see a 0:34:02.620 --> 0:34:03.520 little bald Wolverine. 0:34:03.540 --> 0:34:03.940 Well, yeah. 0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:06.790 If you part your hair, Adam, you're parting your hair. 0:34:07.590 --> 0:34:10.270 You're parting your hair and moving it. So there's no 0:34:10.330 --> 0:34:10.730 hair there. 0:34:11.310 --> 0:34:12.799 Yeah, but it used to be. 0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:15.480 Look, if I spread the hair down to the scalp, 0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:17.419 look at that scalp. Yeah. 0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:19.990 Okay. I think you have serious issues. 0:34:20.050 --> 0:34:20.370 Hang on. 0:34:20.430 --> 0:34:20.690 Hang on. 0:34:20.710 --> 0:34:20.870 Hang on. 0:34:20.870 --> 0:34:21.190 What if I. 0:34:21.469 --> 0:34:21.730 Oh, yeah. 0:34:21.750 --> 0:34:22.090 Okay. 0:34:22.390 --> 0:34:24.509 Okay. See? 0:34:25.210 --> 0:34:25.510 See? 0:34:25.930 --> 0:34:26.569 Okay. 0:34:26.670 --> 0:34:27.450 Yeah! 0:34:28.150 --> 0:34:28.770 Okay. 0:34:29.030 --> 0:34:29.610 Interesting. 0:34:29.640 --> 0:34:31.740 See what I'm saying? 0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:33.200 The plot thins. The plot thins. 0:34:33.620 --> 0:34:34.339 The plot thins. 0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:38.879 That's what I'm saying. Yes, points! Okay. Well, but even that, 0:34:38.940 --> 0:34:41.180 that was... But back there, no one can tell. It's 0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:45.250 only with a front hairline that is distinguishable, I think. 0:34:45.570 --> 0:34:48.009 If you got some little dogs back there moving around. 0:34:48.030 --> 0:34:49.590 But if I did it, if I move the dogs 0:34:49.730 --> 0:34:52.230 from way back here... And I started my hairline here. 0:34:52.250 --> 0:34:53.370 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 0:34:53.370 --> 0:34:55.589 And I pulled a fucking Jamie Foxx. You remember how 0:34:55.610 --> 0:34:57.950 Jamie Foxx's hairline was like receding? And then it just 0:34:58.070 --> 0:34:59.540 now comes and it starts here. 0:34:59.900 --> 0:35:00.860 Yeah. That's kind of sick. 0:35:00.940 --> 0:35:01.240 Yeah. 0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:04.319 Does he wear just wigs now? No, I think he 0:35:04.340 --> 0:35:05.620 gets hair plugs, yeah. Lace wigs. 0:35:05.660 --> 0:35:09.140 He probably has a slacker wig. Spirit Halloween store. 0:35:09.180 --> 0:35:11.799 Spirit Halloween slacker wig that looks exactly like Blake. 0:35:11.860 --> 0:35:12.580 Yeah, is he doing that? 0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:16.680 They do still do that. Do you speak to the doctor? 0:35:16.700 --> 0:35:18.630 Do you have that discussion? Like, where do you want 0:35:18.670 --> 0:35:21.169 your hairline? Do they go like, dude, that's way too well. 0:35:21.210 --> 0:35:24.160 I'm assuming. But I don't think you need the hairline. 0:35:24.180 --> 0:35:26.100 You've got a pretty squared off hairline. 0:35:26.590 --> 0:35:26.790 Right? 0:35:26.830 --> 0:35:29.469 Like a Kyle hairline is a different situation. But that 0:35:29.510 --> 0:35:31.740 looks cool. Because he's got the power lanes. Yeah, look 0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:35.500 at Walton Goggins, dude. I know. And like, what's his name? Stavos? 0:35:35.600 --> 0:35:36.840 Yeah, that's the fucking. 0:35:36.860 --> 0:35:39.460 We don't want Stavos getting hair plugs because then he 0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:40.600 doesn't have the look, right? 0:35:40.620 --> 0:35:40.919 We don't. 0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:41.680 We don't. Yes. 0:35:41.700 --> 0:35:43.800 And that's such a strong look. 0:35:44.060 --> 0:35:44.620 It's iconic. 0:35:44.660 --> 0:35:45.890 I think that's badass. 0:35:45.930 --> 0:35:48.350 And what I'm saying is, Adam, your hairline's fine. So 0:35:48.390 --> 0:35:51.029 getting them back here, no one's going to notice at all. 0:35:51.130 --> 0:35:52.549 Yeah, just wear a yarmulke, dude. 0:35:52.770 --> 0:35:54.640 I don't even know why you're still here. You should be.... 0:35:56.090 --> 0:35:59.339 I'm not Jewish, so I think that would be appropriation 0:35:59.380 --> 0:36:00.620 or something. 0:36:00.640 --> 0:36:02.259 It could be, but I'm picturing the like. 0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:03.980 I'm going to wear an Indian headdress instead. 0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.660 In Snatch, where they like cut to the dude flying 0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:09.110 and drinking and it's like... Oh, yeah. 0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:12.989 He's not even really bald. He just wanted an excuse 0:36:13.090 --> 0:36:14.550 to start wearing a headdress. 0:36:15.940 --> 0:36:18.620 Uh, yeah, but I mean, if, if I got it, 0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:20.080 I could have so much hair. 0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:20.620 It'd be sick. 0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:24.320 But I, now that I know it's only 30, you know, 0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:26.030 13 to 30 grand in the United States. 0:36:26.070 --> 0:36:26.680 Why not? 0:36:26.790 --> 0:36:27.510 Two grand? 0:36:27.530 --> 0:36:31.609 Yeah. Oh, come on. $ 2, 000. Dude, for a little. Where'd 0:36:31.630 --> 0:36:32.049 you see two? 0:36:32.090 --> 0:36:32.850 Yeah, in Turkey. 0:36:32.969 --> 0:36:37.470 Turkey, it generally costs between $ 2, 000 and $ 5, 000. 0:36:36.230 --> 0:36:37.370 I'm not letting you do that. 0:36:37.390 --> 0:36:38.610 Well, you're going to go with the five. 0:36:38.630 --> 0:36:39.569 You got to go five. 0:36:39.610 --> 0:36:40.770 You got to go five. 0:36:40.830 --> 0:36:43.370 You got to go five. Nobody's going to go through. 0:36:43.710 --> 0:36:46.730 We're all great impressionists. 0:36:47.210 --> 0:36:50.660 You got to go five. My God, our Trumps are 0:36:50.739 --> 0:36:52.040 all so spot on. 0:36:52.120 --> 0:36:53.900 I would never get hair plugs. I'm going to come. 0:36:54.140 --> 0:36:55.800 You got to go five. 0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:58.940 They take a follicle from here to there. It's gentrification. 0:36:58.960 --> 0:36:59.420 Daddy Trump. 0:36:59.960 --> 0:37:05.380 Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe I'm going to— Brother, this. 0:37:06.739 --> 0:37:07.180 Guy stinks! 0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:08.919 I'm going to go down that road. I don't know. 0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:09.940 I don't know. 0:37:10.180 --> 0:37:13.420 I mean, to me, why not? Is it reversible or 0:37:13.460 --> 0:37:14.600 is it irreversible? 0:37:16.340 --> 0:37:17.640 Well, it's your hair. 0:37:17.820 --> 0:37:20.080 I mean, like if you get it and then you're like, yeah, 0:37:20.100 --> 0:37:20.779 I just want to go back. 0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:22.799 If you put that thing down, flip it and reverse it? 0:37:23.070 --> 0:37:25.070 I think some of them don't take. So if it 0:37:25.110 --> 0:37:27.930 doesn't take well enough, then maybe you would do it again. 0:37:28.010 --> 0:37:28.810 What do they call that? 0:37:29.180 --> 0:37:30.080 Like shedding or something? 0:37:30.180 --> 0:37:30.520 That's so cool. 0:37:30.600 --> 0:37:33.120 And does it happen at once? Like are you at 0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:34.879 an event and then all of a sudden, like you're 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:36.819 on the red carpet and then all of a sudden. 0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:39.939 You turn your hair and like- 11,000 hairs just fly 0:37:40.020 --> 0:37:40.740 out of your. 0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:41.960 Adam, this way! 0:37:42.060 --> 0:37:48.420 It turns into the substance. Adam, this way! And I 0:37:48.460 --> 0:37:49.900 got to imagine... You just smash. 0:37:49.620 --> 0:37:54.310 Your face in a cake really quick. Oh, there's Adam 0:37:54.730 --> 0:37:55.990 being silly again. 0:37:56.190 --> 0:37:59.230 Is there a better... Hello! By the way, the Clayface 0:37:59.270 --> 0:38:03.489 show coming out looks sick. Is there a better comedic 0:38:03.660 --> 0:38:08.060 cover-up than... Facing the cake. And they look at the cake. 0:38:09.380 --> 0:38:11.140 And then the next time you see them. 0:38:11.700 --> 0:38:12.779 They got the cake on their face. 0:38:13.060 --> 0:38:14.719 It's on the face. Or is it funnier to watch 0:38:14.739 --> 0:38:15.359 them go boom? 0:38:15.660 --> 0:38:16.219 Debatable. 0:38:16.300 --> 0:38:17.940 You film both. You film both. 0:38:17.980 --> 0:38:19.000 I think it's go boom. 0:38:19.020 --> 0:38:19.960 Get it on the day. 0:38:20.180 --> 0:38:22.460 I think it's you go boom. You hold the frame. 0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:25.359 And then when they come back up, they have the 0:38:25.420 --> 0:38:27.120 face perfectly covered. 0:38:27.180 --> 0:38:27.319 Right. 0:38:27.340 --> 0:38:30.469 I think that's it. Yes. 0:38:30.810 --> 0:38:33.469 Yeah. I believe the way it was done in Miss 0:38:33.489 --> 0:38:36.450 Doubtfire is he's behind the refrigerator door and then he 0:38:36.489 --> 0:38:36.790 pops up. 0:38:36.830 --> 0:38:37.250 Reveal. 0:38:37.330 --> 0:38:40.660 Boom. Hello. And it is probably one of the biggest 0:38:40.739 --> 0:38:42.380 laughs in movie history. 0:38:42.420 --> 0:38:44.219 Masterpiece. True masterpiece. 0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:47.620 But then you watch something like Ace Ventura when he's 0:38:47.700 --> 0:38:50.430 in the insane asylum and he gets down on his 0:38:50.450 --> 0:38:52.190 knees and goes into the thing. 0:38:52.450 --> 0:38:55.489 Well, the face smashes. How did he do that and 0:38:55.530 --> 0:38:57.970 not break his nose? It's a full-on WAPAT. 0:38:57.989 --> 0:39:00.259 Well, I think he was like, this will be good. 0:39:00.450 --> 0:39:07.660 And everyone's like, can you imagine being behind monitors and going, Jim? Like, 0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:10.700 I don't even think you're laughing. Oh, no. Until you 0:39:10.739 --> 0:39:13.540 watch it back. You just go, did the star of 0:39:13.580 --> 0:39:17.390 our movie just risk it all for arguably the funniest 0:39:17.450 --> 0:39:18.910 moment in movie history? 0:39:18.950 --> 0:39:20.270 Yeah, this is Jim being Jim. 0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:29.969 Jim Carrey was so fucking good. 0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:31.300 Pure gold. 0:39:31.700 --> 0:39:31.939 Yeah. 0:39:32.660 --> 0:39:33.759 Alrighty. 0:39:33.900 --> 0:39:36.450 The really for me at that point in my life, 0:39:36.550 --> 0:39:38.730 I was in I think fourth or fifth grade when 0:39:38.750 --> 0:39:39.890 all of those movies were coming out. 0:39:39.950 --> 0:39:40.310 Oh, yeah. 0:39:40.590 --> 0:39:41.110 My God. 0:39:41.510 --> 0:39:42.530 Home run. 0:39:42.650 --> 0:39:43.270 Just hitting. 0:39:43.450 --> 0:39:46.290 Now the fourth and fifth graders, they're not even watching movies. 0:39:46.310 --> 0:39:47.910 They're watching the tiki-takis. 0:39:48.510 --> 0:39:52.560 Real trash. They're not even watching movies. Yeah, they don't 0:39:52.580 --> 0:39:54.460 like movies. They don't like movies. 0:39:54.500 --> 0:39:56.320 It is interesting. Isn't it so interesting? 0:39:56.480 --> 0:39:58.900 Well, there's no movies for them to like, so. 0:39:59.780 --> 0:40:03.589 Tiny Fugitives. Check it out. It's maybe still in theaters. 0:40:03.860 --> 0:40:05.790 Yeah, do you want to talk about that or just 0:40:05.930 --> 0:40:08.090 keep it a secret? Yeah, let's talk about Tiny Fugitives. 0:40:08.350 --> 0:40:11.650 It's actually a super funny movie produced by Point Grey, 0:40:11.670 --> 0:40:12.390 Seth and Evan. 0:40:12.430 --> 0:40:13.530 You don't have to say actually. 0:40:13.550 --> 0:40:14.029 It is. 0:40:14.090 --> 0:40:16.189 You don't have to be, I know, but you don't have. 0:40:16.090 --> 0:40:18.410 To say actually. I have to say actually because a 0:40:18.430 --> 0:40:19.690 lot of- Is this how you parent? 0:40:19.830 --> 0:40:22.350 Just let him be. Just let him be. 0:40:22.370 --> 0:40:24.610 You're not my dad. It's not my dad. 0:40:24.810 --> 0:40:27.910 Okay, I'm just saying, well, you're making it feel like 0:40:27.950 --> 0:40:29.660 the audience thinks that maybe it isn't. 0:40:29.780 --> 0:40:32.080 Bo, is this how you crawl? What the fuck? 0:40:32.140 --> 0:40:36.160 Well, a lot of, as you know, in the car wash, 0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:38.480 a lot of Hollywood stars, they get in front of 0:40:38.500 --> 0:40:41.529 these interviewers and they lie. They say these movies are 0:40:41.590 --> 0:40:44.890 funny or they're good. I saw the film in the 0:40:44.969 --> 0:40:48.410 theater yesterday. It's actually funny. You got to remember, Adam, 0:40:48.590 --> 0:40:52.430 he's a skateboarder. He keeps it real. I'm keeping it 0:40:52.469 --> 0:40:53.040 real right now. 0:40:53.060 --> 0:40:53.739 He's shredding the gnar. 0:40:53.780 --> 0:40:56.000 I'm keeping it real. If you want a good laugh, 0:40:56.020 --> 0:40:59.600 you know, it's like it's kids being really naughty. And 0:40:59.800 --> 0:41:01.259 I get a kick out of that. It's like a 0:41:01.260 --> 0:41:02.220 camp movie. 0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:03.680 It's funny. 0:41:03.739 --> 0:41:07.219 So is it a R-rated film or is it PG-13? 0:41:07.570 --> 0:41:07.799 It is. 0:41:07.860 --> 0:41:10.169 It's very, it's very, it's like hard art. 0:41:10.610 --> 0:41:11.290 Oh, I like that. 0:41:11.330 --> 0:41:12.190 I like hard art. 0:41:12.820 --> 0:41:15.260 Hard R. Adam, you're watching porno again. 0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:17.200 Especially involving children. 0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:20.400 For sure. Adam, close the tap. No. 0:41:20.460 --> 0:41:20.919 Think it back. 0:41:20.940 --> 0:41:22.080 Yeah. No, it's good. 0:41:22.219 --> 0:41:23.420 Check it out. 0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:26.600 And you play a camp counselor. Yes, I'm like... Is 0:41:26.620 --> 0:41:26.980 that right? 0:41:27.180 --> 0:41:29.590 Well, it was a really funny story how I got 0:41:29.660 --> 0:41:32.190 that role because I got a call. 0:41:32.210 --> 0:41:34.330 I was just lurking at a summer camp and they go, 0:41:34.350 --> 0:41:36.010 what are you doing here? You go, I'm an actor 0:41:36.330 --> 0:41:40.890 training for a role. Oh. Can I be in? 0:41:41.820 --> 0:41:44.260 We got to get this guy. No, I got called 0:41:44.340 --> 0:41:47.740 like the day before. My agent called me and he's like, hey, 0:41:48.219 --> 0:41:52.540 so are you available tomorrow? They want to fly you 0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:56.750 to Toronto to... film a movie with Johnny Knoxville. 0:41:56.770 --> 0:41:58.890 And I was like, you're like, ah, they called me 0:41:58.930 --> 0:42:00.930 for the new jackass. They're like, no, they didn't. 0:42:01.670 --> 0:42:06.500 No, no, no, no. Damn it. I'll never meet party boy. No, 0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:09.479 I have you through. But yes, um, is it our movie? 0:42:09.820 --> 0:42:11.660 I flew out the next day and I. 0:42:11.640 --> 0:42:12.500 Was in game over men. 0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:14.880 Yeah. 0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:16.090 He's the best. He's the best. 0:42:16.750 --> 0:42:19.250 Uh, I flew out and I, well, since I got 0:42:19.310 --> 0:42:23.100 called the day before, that's obvious. Like somebody, Somebody dropped out, right? 0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:26.330 I'm filling in. Because I immediately knew that. Because as 0:42:26.370 --> 0:42:29.210 soon as I got in the makeup trailer, they're like, oh. 0:42:29.850 --> 0:42:32.940 Dave Franco forgot he was in this movie. We need 0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:33.480 you tomorrow. 0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:36.520 They said, we're shaving your mustache, and we're going to 0:42:36.600 --> 0:42:39.840 pull your hair back in a ponytail. And I'm like, oh, yeah. 0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:41.910 I wasn't your first choice. 0:42:42.260 --> 0:42:46.489 We went down a quick list and landed on you. 0:42:46.850 --> 0:42:50.109 That's always the strongest indication for me that I was like, 0:42:50.130 --> 0:42:53.060 maybe they weren't looking for the Blake type. 0:42:53.760 --> 0:42:54.600 Well, that's fine. 0:42:54.620 --> 0:42:59.549 I like that you seem like you're so talented. 0:42:59.790 --> 0:43:00.430 You really are. 0:43:00.630 --> 0:43:03.790 I find you to be top five most talented friends 0:43:04.030 --> 0:43:05.230 of my closest friends. 0:43:05.750 --> 0:43:08.680 And to me, I think you're wicked funny. Oh, my God. 0:43:08.719 --> 0:43:11.580 Never use that word. It makes me think you're wickedly funny. 0:43:11.600 --> 0:43:12.779 It makes me think. 0:43:13.570 --> 0:43:14.790 You don't know what that word means. 0:43:14.850 --> 0:43:17.050 I think you're very, very, very, very talented. 0:43:17.250 --> 0:43:17.390 Okay. 0:43:17.450 --> 0:43:18.529 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 0:43:18.670 --> 0:43:20.140 And, you know, I was trying to be funny, but 0:43:20.180 --> 0:43:21.580 you are really talented. 0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:23.360 Oh, thank you. Oddly talented. Oddly talented. 0:43:23.460 --> 0:43:25.680 I don't want the hair to hold you back. 0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:26.030 Thank you. 0:43:26.040 --> 0:43:29.000 And I feel sometimes people, they'll pigeonhole you. 0:43:29.000 --> 0:43:33.610 Into like the stoner or like the layabout, the lazy bones. 0:43:33.750 --> 0:43:33.950 Mm-hmm. 0:43:34.250 --> 0:43:37.930 You know? Are you on thesaurus.com? Yes, sir. 0:43:38.410 --> 0:43:41.590 And I feel like you have so much more to give. 0:43:42.110 --> 0:43:44.230 And it's just the hair that's holding you back, buddy. 0:43:44.410 --> 0:43:46.850 Well, I mean, if you guys shave my head in 0:43:46.870 --> 0:43:49.650 my sleep, maybe it's, this is what you need. 0:43:49.730 --> 0:43:50.190 Who are you thinking? 0:43:50.230 --> 0:43:52.430 This is what you need. We're doing it for you. 0:43:52.670 --> 0:43:53.430 Why? 0:43:53.710 --> 0:43:56.880 Actually, in watching the film, I think I pass as 0:43:56.930 --> 0:43:59.259 a person of authority. I did pretty good. 0:43:59.480 --> 0:43:59.860 Okay. 0:43:59.900 --> 0:44:00.060 Yeah. 0:44:00.450 --> 0:44:01.120 Yeah, I like that. 0:44:01.180 --> 0:44:02.470 I believed I could run a camp. 0:44:02.610 --> 0:44:04.129 I like that. Yeah, I think you could. 0:44:04.170 --> 0:44:05.930 So you were the camp director or a counselor? 0:44:05.950 --> 0:44:07.870 Yeah, I'm like the director. 0:44:08.090 --> 0:44:10.049 As long as you didn't have to fill out any 0:44:10.130 --> 0:44:14.030 paperwork or. 0:44:12.790 --> 0:44:15.489 Hold a clipboard with any amount of logistics. 0:44:15.510 --> 0:44:16.129 No, no, no. 0:44:16.250 --> 0:44:18.230 It's more just like, Blake, do you hold a pencil? 0:44:18.310 --> 0:44:20.430 Yeah, if you have to hold a pencil, I feel 0:44:20.469 --> 0:44:20.870 like this. 0:44:21.130 --> 0:44:25.320 Ugh, yuck. Ugh, yuck. Hey, can I get an autograph? Absolutely. 0:44:25.360 --> 0:44:27.379 Let me have the... Absolutely. Is that. 0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:29.820 Okay, let's go. Like, bro. 0:44:30.620 --> 0:44:33.460 I feel like I didn't hold a pencil normally for 0:44:33.500 --> 0:44:34.600 a very long time. 0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:36.560 How the hell do you... How do you hold your pencil? 0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:37.399 I mean, I hold it like this. 0:44:37.940 --> 0:44:40.259 That's weird, dude. You're way too high up. You're way 0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:42.000 too high up. Well, that's way too low. 0:44:42.200 --> 0:44:44.700 That's... You don't hold it down there. You don't hold 0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:45.180 it here. 0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:46.279 That's what you just showed me. 0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:47.530 That's why there's grip here. 0:44:47.660 --> 0:44:48.410 I'm holding it here. 0:44:48.489 --> 0:44:52.370 That's pretty... That's... I'm a little further off the tip. Okay. 0:44:52.390 --> 0:44:54.370 So, you just said I was too high. 0:44:54.410 --> 0:44:54.670 All right. 0:44:54.930 --> 0:44:56.690 We could all... We could all write. Is that what 0:44:56.730 --> 0:44:57.310 we're trying to do? 0:44:57.430 --> 0:44:57.930 I meant low. 0:44:58.090 --> 0:44:58.410 I can write. 0:44:58.430 --> 0:44:58.740 But did you. 0:44:59.489 --> 0:44:59.969 I can write. 0:44:59.989 --> 0:45:03.450 Did you guys use those little triangle things that slid 0:45:03.510 --> 0:45:04.230 onto your pencils? 0:45:04.330 --> 0:45:04.569 Sure. 0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:06.080 Yeah, I think every kid did. 0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:06.940 Remember Yikes? 0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:09.020 I think I rocked mine for quite a while. 0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:11.280 Do you bros remember Yikes pencils? 0:45:11.900 --> 0:45:12.700 No. I don't. 0:45:12.780 --> 0:45:15.680 Game changer shit. If you had Yikes pencils in your 0:45:15.719 --> 0:45:22.190 pencil bag, oh, they're the most 90s pencils you could get, dude. 0:45:22.310 --> 0:45:25.090 I would kill for a pack of Yikes. 0:45:25.130 --> 0:45:27.690 Dude, stop lording your life over us. Yeah. 0:45:28.000 --> 0:45:30.660 Look up Yikes. Can we get a Yikes? Oh, my God. 0:45:30.700 --> 0:45:31.550 Yikes pencils. 0:45:31.610 --> 0:45:35.490 I just remember being a little salty at my sister. Oh, 0:45:35.550 --> 0:45:40.549 look at this thing. Because she had, like, Lisa Frank shit, and, like, 0:45:40.610 --> 0:45:45.310 boys couldn't rock Lisa Frank shit, but their color game was. 0:45:45.370 --> 0:45:47.290 On point, and I was kind of like, fuck, I 0:45:47.310 --> 0:45:49.009 wish I could rock some Lisa Frank shit. 0:45:49.050 --> 0:45:53.260 Remember those binders that were, like, a gorilla, like, dunking 0:45:53.300 --> 0:45:55.240 a basketball? Super, like, epic. 0:45:55.260 --> 0:45:55.520 Yes. 0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:58.859 Like, almost painting drawings. Or it'd be like a cheetah 0:45:58.910 --> 0:46:01.810 playing like soccer and they'd be all buff and shit. 0:46:01.850 --> 0:46:02.210 That's right. 0:46:02.230 --> 0:46:05.550 The dude surfing holding onto the shark fin. Oh, dude. 0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:06.620 Who made those? 0:46:06.700 --> 0:46:10.000 I have these as my computer wallpaper. Like it rotates 0:46:10.020 --> 0:46:10.339 them in. 0:46:10.500 --> 0:46:14.140 Oh, those were so sick. I wanted one so bad, 0:46:14.219 --> 0:46:16.069 my mom didn't get me one. 0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:17.930 I think that was just like Trapper Keeper. 0:46:17.989 --> 0:46:19.190 Yeah, it was like Trapper Keeper. 0:46:19.250 --> 0:46:20.610 I think it was Trapper Keeper. 0:46:20.710 --> 0:46:22.250 Yes. But then they also did have folders. 0:46:22.270 --> 0:46:23.990 Folders that go inside the Trapper Keeper. 0:46:24.090 --> 0:46:27.170 Yes. I had a skater dude who like sparks were 0:46:27.210 --> 0:46:28.430 coming off of the wheels. 0:46:28.670 --> 0:46:31.969 Dude, Trapper Keepers were the fucking shit. 0:46:31.989 --> 0:46:36.210 I remember everything that I wanted growing up, my mom 0:46:36.230 --> 0:46:38.870 would give me the wrong version of that thing. 0:46:39.070 --> 0:46:39.910 So it was always like. 0:46:40.250 --> 0:46:44.110 The name brand version and then whatever she got me. 0:46:44.130 --> 0:46:49.090 And I know it was because it was cheaper. Now 0:46:50.210 --> 0:46:53.510 I'm seeing it happen to her grandson, my son, Beau. 0:46:53.860 --> 0:46:57.840 Where I'm like, hey, get monster trucks. Get him the monster. 0:46:57.880 --> 0:46:59.339 She was like, can I get him some monster trucks? 0:46:59.380 --> 0:47:01.319 He loves monster trucks. I'm like, yeah, get him the 0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:04.549 monster jam brand because I'm going to get him... For 0:47:04.590 --> 0:47:06.590 his birthday coming up, I'm going to get him a racetrack. 0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:14.020 But it only fits the Monster Jam trucks. 0:47:14.500 --> 0:47:15.960 Oh, wow. 0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:16.980 But they're really sick. 0:47:17.100 --> 0:47:18.140 Oh, yeah. That sounds fucking ill, dude. 0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.510 We want him to get more of the Monster Jam trucks. 0:47:20.530 --> 0:47:21.870 Wait, you're going to get him that. 0:47:21.969 --> 0:47:23.089 I'm on it. 0:47:23.110 --> 0:47:24.370 You're not getting that for yourself? 0:47:25.350 --> 0:47:27.610 Like, you know, I have to play. I'm playing with him, 0:47:27.630 --> 0:47:28.850 you know. I want to have a good time, too. 0:47:28.969 --> 0:47:31.890 Why are you up so early on? It was open. 0:47:32.050 --> 0:47:35.359 And then she just doesn't. She gets him some off-brand 0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:36.320 knockoff shit. 0:47:36.380 --> 0:47:39.400 She gets him a jar of jam and puts tires 0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:39.719 on it. 0:47:40.590 --> 0:47:44.770 And then yesterday she said, well, I got him that 0:47:44.830 --> 0:47:45.989 brand that you want me. 0:47:46.010 --> 0:47:47.189 And I'm like, you didn't, mom. 0:47:47.610 --> 0:47:47.930 You didn't. 0:47:48.030 --> 0:47:50.069 And she was like, well, on Amazon, I looked up 0:47:50.110 --> 0:47:52.850 Monster Jam and I just scrolled down. I'm like, yeah, 0:47:52.870 --> 0:47:56.020 you scroll down until you found the cheapest version of it. 0:47:56.250 --> 0:47:57.229 And then you bought that. 0:47:57.250 --> 0:48:02.160 Dude, Amazon actually just has its claws in our parents, man. 0:48:02.219 --> 0:48:06.200 My pops buys the most shit off of Amazon that 0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:09.150 I'm like, dude, this is. This is not real. This 0:48:09.210 --> 0:48:10.350 is not a real product. 0:48:10.650 --> 0:48:14.029 I need more eloquent of an explanation. 0:48:14.050 --> 0:48:17.109 What's not a real product? 0:48:17.420 --> 0:48:19.680 Amazon has its claws on our parents because when they 0:48:19.700 --> 0:48:21.580 buy something, you say this isn't real? 0:48:21.700 --> 0:48:26.299 My dad is buying obvious electronics that are built in 0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:32.419 China for nothing. It just doesn't work. And we love China. Yeah, 0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:36.200 and he's getting like... He has these San Francisco 49er. 0:48:37.860 --> 0:48:40.739 Jerseys he bought but like you wash them once and 0:48:40.780 --> 0:48:43.140 then it just it completely just. 0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:45.219 Got it so you're saying they're buying junk. 0:48:45.300 --> 0:48:48.060 Yeah it's like bootleg crap because it's a little cheaper 0:48:48.080 --> 0:48:49.440 and they're like oh I found it on Amazon for 0:48:49.460 --> 0:48:53.320 cheaper my mom got me air buds for my birthday 0:48:53.380 --> 0:48:56.160 last year and the box they were knock off. 0:48:56.040 --> 0:48:59.239 Air buds air buds or air pods she got you 0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:00.080 a dog. 0:48:59.940 --> 0:49:02.919 Air duds she got you them air duds she. 0:49:02.860 --> 0:49:06.609 Got me air duds she got me air pods and 0:49:06.969 --> 0:49:08.130 And they were knockoff. 0:49:08.550 --> 0:49:08.710 Yeah. 0:49:08.730 --> 0:49:11.530 And they like fizzled out within a month and they wouldn't, 0:49:11.980 --> 0:49:14.219 they wouldn't fit in my ears. So anytime I'm at 0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:16.610 the gym and I'm, I bend over, they fall out 0:49:16.620 --> 0:49:19.910 of my ears and then they're like bounce underneath where the. 0:49:20.660 --> 0:49:22.620 Weights are and I'm on my hands and knees trying 0:49:22.640 --> 0:49:22.980 to get them. 0:49:23.260 --> 0:49:24.880 You're just starting to get furious. 0:49:24.900 --> 0:49:25.360 Yeah. 0:49:25.380 --> 0:49:28.620 Like it just pisses you off so much. 0:49:29.460 --> 0:49:31.980 You know, bless her heart. She's really trying but these... 0:49:32.570 --> 0:49:33.750 They get tricked easily. 0:49:34.030 --> 0:49:37.029 Amazon's not that young. My mom's too old. She still 0:49:37.070 --> 0:49:40.169 likes to go over to like TJ Maxx and just 0:49:40.210 --> 0:49:43.690 kind of sift through. And then she just sends a 0:49:43.830 --> 0:49:46.319 bunch of shit with like the tags on it. I go, oh, 0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:47.980 cool sweater. This was $ 7. 0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:47.940 99. 0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:51.480 And then you like put it on and the fit 0:49:51.580 --> 0:49:54.819 is just explains why it's $ 7. 99. Like no one ever 0:49:54.860 --> 0:49:57.060 bought this because the fit is crazy. Your boobs are huge. 0:49:57.120 --> 0:49:58.040 And my head is too small. 0:49:59.800 --> 0:50:00.970 I can't stop eating. 0:50:01.140 --> 0:50:02.989 And you're like, but thank you. Like you spent more 0:50:03.050 --> 0:50:03.790 on shipping. 0:50:04.630 --> 0:50:07.450 Your body's all fucking fat and lumpy and you blame 0:50:07.469 --> 0:50:10.550 it on your mom. The fit is wrong. Come on, bro. 0:50:11.450 --> 0:50:12.250 Leave her alone. 0:50:12.610 --> 0:50:14.410 I'm just saying. Or like a book. 0:50:14.610 --> 0:50:15.870 No shots fired against mom. 0:50:15.910 --> 0:50:18.870 I'm like, you bought this book five years ago and 0:50:18.890 --> 0:50:22.049 you've been sending it to my kids every year for 0:50:22.110 --> 0:50:25.290 five years. We have all of them now. 0:50:25.930 --> 0:50:29.629 What is the explanation behind like, TJ Maxx's and like 0:50:29.750 --> 0:50:31.870 Marshalls and stuff like they have all. 0:50:32.030 --> 0:50:36.270 That it's just it's just like the stuff that didn't sell. 0:50:35.910 --> 0:50:40.670 Yeah that at the nicer department stores has been shipped 0:50:40.790 --> 0:50:45.290 down to like their lower tier TJ Maxx's or the Marshalls. 0:50:44.810 --> 0:50:46.569 And then they discount it and then. 0:50:46.510 --> 0:50:48.839 You're able to get no but it's not even why 0:50:48.890 --> 0:50:51.480 are we I don't understand I'm not even speaking about 0:50:51.540 --> 0:50:54.080 like the we were a TJ Maxx family speak on 0:50:54.100 --> 0:50:55.700 it we've spent a lot of time I'm not even 0:50:55.719 --> 0:50:58.940 speaking on the clothing like My mom buys like her 0:50:59.020 --> 0:50:59.740 soap there. 0:50:59.780 --> 0:51:02.770 They got like weird ass snacks up in those aisles. 0:51:02.870 --> 0:51:05.630 Have you checked like the food? You could get some 0:51:05.690 --> 0:51:06.390 weird shit. 0:51:06.550 --> 0:51:10.570 It is wild. It's basically just shit that didn't sell 0:51:10.630 --> 0:51:13.549 that the certain grocery stores or stores say like, we 0:51:13.590 --> 0:51:15.390 can't keep it past this date. So we send it 0:51:15.450 --> 0:51:18.900 to Aldi. We send it to TJ Maxx. I went 0:51:18.940 --> 0:51:23.380 to the grocery store yesterday and my kid was leaving school. 0:51:23.420 --> 0:51:24.520 So I'm like, I got to take you to the 0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:27.350 bathroom here. Like the four-year-old. So we go to find 0:51:27.370 --> 0:51:31.480 the grocery store bathroom and by the bathroom doors, it's 0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:34.540 like the, we still are trying to sell this old 0:51:34.600 --> 0:51:37.620 shit from July 4th. And I'm like, oh, look at 0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:41.379 this old red, white, and blue cereal, dude. And just 0:51:41.460 --> 0:51:44.600 hella DVDs. And I was like, they kind of got 0:51:44.640 --> 0:51:45.520 a collection here. 0:51:45.739 --> 0:51:47.660 It's sort of like a little treasure trove. 0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:50.930 Dude, I love the like discount section at the grocery 0:51:50.969 --> 0:51:52.370 store because- Oh, it's the best. 0:51:53.030 --> 0:51:54.510 It'll be some shit that. 0:51:54.390 --> 0:51:57.759 Like, you know the shit isn't ever going bad. It's 0:51:57.910 --> 0:51:59.770 frosting for a cake or whatever. 0:51:59.850 --> 0:52:00.530 It's seasoning. 0:52:00.570 --> 0:52:03.550 And you're like, this is going to live forever. 0:52:03.650 --> 0:52:06.129 But they put a date on it because they want 0:52:06.150 --> 0:52:08.810 to get you to buy it at a certain time 0:52:08.850 --> 0:52:09.210 or whatever. 0:52:09.830 --> 0:52:13.130 I'm telling you, the spices on the discount rack are 0:52:13.270 --> 0:52:15.290 off the chain. And you know they got like that 0:52:15.350 --> 0:52:19.109 good MSG in them. Ooh, baby. Give it to me. 0:52:19.200 --> 0:52:22.760 Remember when you and Kyle bought MSG and we started 0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:25.980 putting on all of our food when we lived together? 0:52:26.239 --> 0:52:28.480 We got that at like a TJ Maxx. They were 0:52:28.520 --> 0:52:31.180 like selling. It just was a little tiny. 0:52:31.760 --> 0:52:32.040 Hitter? 0:52:32.060 --> 0:52:32.760 A little one hitter? 0:52:32.820 --> 0:52:33.719 What the hell is it? 0:52:33.900 --> 0:52:34.680 Yeah, a little tiny. 0:52:34.820 --> 0:52:36.620 And it just said. Yeah, a little tiny. To me, 0:52:36.640 --> 0:52:37.439 this is a little tiny. 0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:40.640 Yeah, this is. It's like a little tiny jug. 0:52:40.739 --> 0:52:43.580 They just say MSG. 0:52:43.620 --> 0:52:45.500 But if it's thick, it's still kind of cool. 0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:48.620 It was just pure MSG. It was dope. 0:52:48.739 --> 0:52:49.520 Longer doesn't make it. 0:52:50.060 --> 0:52:52.150 Go ahead. You can put it on anything. I don't 0:52:52.190 --> 0:52:54.489 really think MSG is that bad for you, right? Why 0:52:54.530 --> 0:52:55.689 does it get such a bad rap? 0:52:55.930 --> 0:52:58.609 I think it makes, it's like an addicting thing. 0:52:59.239 --> 0:52:59.459 Right? 0:52:59.600 --> 0:53:00.979 I think that's what MSG was. 0:53:01.620 --> 0:53:02.680 I don't know anything about it. 0:53:02.680 --> 0:53:05.419 They used to put it in Chinese food. I know that, 0:53:05.760 --> 0:53:07.820 but I don't know why it was controversial. 0:53:07.840 --> 0:53:09.360 Yeah, that's like the most addicting. 0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:12.299 So I bet it was some fucking racist shit the 0:53:12.360 --> 0:53:14.879 government did because they didn't want us like supporting like 0:53:14.940 --> 0:53:18.259 small Chinese businesses. And they said MSG is bad for you. 0:53:18.780 --> 0:53:20.220 And I'm going to go on Joe Rogan. 0:53:20.300 --> 0:53:22.660 You're in this liberal bubble. 0:53:23.440 --> 0:53:23.799 I don't know. 0:53:25.590 --> 0:53:27.670 I bet. Because think about when we were kids, we 0:53:27.710 --> 0:53:31.300 talked about this, the margarine versus butter. They started pushing margarine. 0:53:31.320 --> 0:53:33.440 It's like, you can't eat butter. Eat margarine. It's better 0:53:33.480 --> 0:53:35.980 for you. And then 10 years later, they were like, yo, 0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:39.080 the studies are in. Margarine is awful for you. And 0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:42.140 this was a whole campaign to just sell margarine. 0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:44.259 Because I'm full on, I can't believe it's not butter. 0:53:44.340 --> 0:53:45.169 Yeah, it is a myth. 0:53:45.410 --> 0:53:46.730 MSG is not bad for you. 0:53:46.750 --> 0:53:49.550 The fear of MSG started in 1968 after a single 0:53:49.590 --> 0:53:53.030 letter to a medical journal named blamed Chinese food for 0:53:53.170 --> 0:53:56.110 vague symptoms. The idea turned out to have no scientific 0:53:56.150 --> 0:53:57.980 backing and carried a cultural bias. 0:53:58.560 --> 0:53:59.520 Similar compounds. 0:53:59.930 --> 0:54:03.910 Glutamine is an amino acid that occurs naturally in tomatoes, cheese, mushrooms, 0:54:03.969 --> 0:54:07.009 and the human body. The body processes added MSG the 0:54:07.070 --> 0:54:10.820 exact same way it processes natural glutamate. 0:54:11.080 --> 0:54:13.500 I knew it, man. It was some evil shit. 0:54:13.920 --> 0:54:16.680 You put that on everything. Yeah. 0:54:16.719 --> 0:54:19.839 I guess we should start fucking up MSG a little more. 0:54:19.900 --> 0:54:22.300 Dude, let's start our own MSG brand. 0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:23.600 That's kind of cool. 0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:28.160 Yeah, like how Aaron Paul has a caviar brand. 0:54:28.420 --> 0:54:29.359 Yeah, did you notice that? 0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:33.120 I wouldn't really trust us to have a caviar, but like, yeah. 0:54:33.160 --> 0:54:33.600 I like that. 0:54:34.120 --> 0:54:37.839 He was known for playing Jesse Pinkman, like a meth head. 0:54:38.180 --> 0:54:38.410 Right. 0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:43.050 Fuck it. And then his next pivot is a nice tequila. 0:54:43.630 --> 0:54:45.570 Who did you say? I thought you said Jake Paul. 0:54:46.670 --> 0:54:48.810 No. Jake Paul. For sure. 0:54:48.910 --> 0:54:50.610 I was thinking of like the Paul brothers and I 0:54:50.610 --> 0:54:53.000 was like, Sure. Why not? 0:54:53.020 --> 0:54:53.840 They sell everything. 0:54:53.860 --> 0:54:56.460 Crime, caviar. Yeah, might as well. Fuck it. Get your 0:54:57.180 --> 0:55:02.300 six zillion dollar dude. Pokemon card. Mr. 0:55:02.360 --> 0:55:02.740 Beast. 0:55:03.060 --> 0:55:04.970 Did you see the other day when the Paul brothers 0:55:05.030 --> 0:55:07.460 went and spoke to our military? 0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:09.739 I didn't see that. Did they get, was it a 0:55:09.760 --> 0:55:10.610 lot of let's go? 0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:12.250 That's not in my algorithm. 0:55:12.750 --> 0:55:13.989 It was crazy, dude. 0:55:14.010 --> 0:55:18.190 Uh, and it was about, they're talking about like what 0:55:18.250 --> 0:55:20.290 it's like to go to war and they're talking. 0:55:20.030 --> 0:55:23.150 About like life in the octagon or like, uh, yeah. 0:55:23.180 --> 0:55:24.680 I think they were talking about like going to war. 0:55:24.739 --> 0:55:27.219 Like, okay. They're battle tested. They're battle. 0:55:27.780 --> 0:55:29.880 When we're doing YouTube videos, as soon as you call action. 0:55:30.060 --> 0:55:30.200 Yeah. 0:55:30.219 --> 0:55:33.420 They delivered motivational speeches to us military personnel. 0:55:33.580 --> 0:55:35.339 I'm like, damn, I got to check that out. 0:55:35.440 --> 0:55:36.500 That's tough. 0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:39.819 We're living in an alternate universe. Our timeline is sick. 0:55:39.840 --> 0:55:43.950 So here's my question. If you're asked to rally the troops, 0:55:44.870 --> 0:55:46.390 you do it, right? 0:55:46.410 --> 0:55:47.029 Yeah. 0:55:47.270 --> 0:55:49.370 And so then you got to be kind of very 0:55:49.450 --> 0:55:52.880 thoughtful and careful about like what you say. Like if 0:55:52.900 --> 0:55:54.799 you think you even have any words of wisdom to 0:55:54.840 --> 0:55:56.020 like whatever. 0:55:56.480 --> 0:55:58.250 Look. I just watched Predator. 0:55:58.270 --> 0:56:02.489 Well, I've done USO tours, and I was like– and 0:56:02.690 --> 0:56:05.250 no one asked me to rally troops. And I doubt 0:56:05.290 --> 0:56:10.370 that they asked Logan and Paul to– or Logan and 0:56:10.390 --> 0:56:13.350 Jake to rally troops. They asked them to come speak. 0:56:13.410 --> 0:56:15.990 But they decided to give a motivational speech. 0:56:16.310 --> 0:56:17.529 Oh, they used their time. 0:56:17.550 --> 0:56:20.370 Like I just went and entertained the troops. 0:56:20.489 --> 0:56:20.910 Roasted them. 0:56:20.930 --> 0:56:23.939 Because I'm not going to like– They have the best 0:56:23.980 --> 0:56:27.180 motivational speakers in the world hyping these guys up to 0:56:27.219 --> 0:56:27.759 go to war. 0:56:27.920 --> 0:56:29.820 I'm not going to be like, come on, do it. 0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:31.220 I know you can. 0:56:31.280 --> 0:56:31.660 Guys. 0:56:31.680 --> 0:56:32.489 Just get out there. 0:56:32.590 --> 0:56:33.130 Guys. 0:56:33.530 --> 0:56:37.350 I love your jacket. You guys look so cool. 0:56:37.370 --> 0:56:39.910 The fashion choices you guys are making right now. 0:56:40.030 --> 0:56:41.090 You guys look so cool. 0:56:41.190 --> 0:56:41.770 And what is that? 0:56:41.950 --> 0:56:42.650 Army green? 0:56:42.770 --> 0:56:44.509 What would you guys say? What would you guys say? 0:56:44.690 --> 0:56:46.450 What would I say? 0:56:46.469 --> 0:56:47.870 Thank you for your service. 0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:50.420 I think that's kind of along the lines of what 0:56:50.460 --> 0:56:52.080 I would say. If someone said, can you get out there? 0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:54.569 I would go... I'm not going. I would hype them 0:56:54.630 --> 0:56:56.850 up in a way it's not about action, it's about character. 0:56:56.969 --> 0:56:57.569 Okay. 0:56:57.690 --> 0:57:01.270 Go off, King. I would be like, you guys are 0:57:01.630 --> 0:57:05.080 amazing for even being here and doing all... I don't 0:57:05.100 --> 0:57:07.620 know what the words are, but you guys are tight butthole. 0:57:07.760 --> 0:57:10.770 I would go for character as opposed to fucking... you 0:57:10.790 --> 0:57:12.319 got to get out there and do your best. Like, 0:57:12.340 --> 0:57:13.919 it wouldn't be action stuff. It would be. 0:57:13.940 --> 0:57:16.260 And if you see him, you'd do anything to kill him. 0:57:16.350 --> 0:57:18.030 I would just do comedy. 0:57:18.050 --> 0:57:18.410 Here we go. 0:57:18.860 --> 0:57:25.940 Hope they laugh and forget that they're in Iran right now. 0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:27.510 Or Iran. 0:57:27.640 --> 0:57:29.450 Iran. Legalized comedy. 0:57:29.610 --> 0:57:30.330 It's okay. 0:57:30.410 --> 0:57:32.030 It's all right. 0:57:32.470 --> 0:57:32.750 And Iran. 0:57:32.770 --> 0:57:33.880 I think that's how they pronounce it. 0:57:33.990 --> 0:57:34.330 Iran. 0:57:34.350 --> 0:57:35.050 Iran. 0:57:35.350 --> 0:57:35.790 Iran. 0:57:35.910 --> 0:57:36.370 Iran. 0:57:36.650 --> 0:57:38.310 Iran. Iran Hubbard. 0:57:38.350 --> 0:57:39.770 E-bombs world. 0:57:39.890 --> 0:57:42.650 You go to Iran. I'm going to go to Iran. 0:57:42.830 --> 0:57:43.230 Iran. 0:57:43.690 --> 0:57:44.169 Is it Iran? 0:57:44.210 --> 0:57:46.210 Iran. Remember when we were kids and it was just, 0:57:46.430 --> 0:57:47.550 I ran? I ran. 0:57:47.750 --> 0:57:48.170 Yeah. 0:57:48.190 --> 0:57:48.670 Shit, dude. 0:57:48.730 --> 0:57:51.450 Those are the good old days. Any take backs, any apologies, 0:57:51.510 --> 0:57:52.450 any epic slams? 0:57:52.730 --> 0:57:55.310 Wait a second. You do comedy and then they go, 0:57:55.330 --> 0:57:58.580 say a little something with heart seriousness. 0:57:58.940 --> 0:58:00.860 No, then I would take my shirt off and- You. 0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:03.780 Couldn't do it? You wouldn't do it. They're asking you. 0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:04.060 Yeah. 0:58:04.180 --> 0:58:08.120 Kumbaya. One troop stands up and he goes, I'm scared, man. 0:58:08.860 --> 0:58:09.180 Help me. 0:58:09.610 --> 0:58:11.080 I would say- Get him out of here. 0:58:11.680 --> 0:58:14.140 We don't want him. Yeah, put him down. You're cut. 0:58:14.660 --> 0:58:15.330 You're cut. 0:58:15.370 --> 0:58:16.610 You are the weakest link. 0:58:16.650 --> 0:58:19.970 Goodbye. And it goes. Give him two injections. 0:58:20.370 --> 0:58:23.130 Give him two injections. We got to put this one down. 0:58:23.150 --> 0:58:24.750 This one's done. You're dead to me. 0:58:24.790 --> 0:58:27.350 You're done. But do you do it out loud or 0:58:27.370 --> 0:58:29.189 do you do it subtle? Like, hey, you got this, okay? 0:58:29.910 --> 0:58:30.950 That one's got to go. 0:58:31.010 --> 0:58:33.070 That one's gone. 0:58:33.500 --> 0:58:34.180 You're still mic'd. 0:58:35.040 --> 0:58:35.500 You're still mic'd. 0:58:35.540 --> 0:58:37.960 We heard that. I heard that. 0:58:37.980 --> 0:58:40.450 That one's got to go to the front of the line, 0:58:40.510 --> 0:58:42.880 is what I said. You are something else. Look at you. 0:58:42.890 --> 0:58:43.270 Get up here. 0:58:43.290 --> 0:58:44.790 To the front of the mess hall. You get to 0:58:44.810 --> 0:58:45.410 go first. 0:58:45.610 --> 0:58:49.000 Fresh mashed potatoes. 0:58:48.620 --> 0:58:50.040 And gravy for you. 0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.200 Give me the t-shirt cannon. T-shirt cannon. 0:58:52.620 --> 0:58:53.520 Does this t-shirt cannon? 0:58:53.580 --> 0:58:55.640 Any tapex, any apologies, any epic slams? 0:58:56.040 --> 0:58:56.200 Okay. 0:58:57.050 --> 0:58:59.070 I feel like you guys probably have some take-backs. 0:58:59.130 --> 0:59:01.650 What'd they say we used to say at the... They 0:59:01.670 --> 0:59:03.290 were like, you guys used to say compliments. 0:59:03.330 --> 0:59:03.930 Oh, compliments. 0:59:03.970 --> 0:59:08.210 Adam gave me a couple today. yeah give me a 0:59:08.270 --> 0:59:11.050 couple because I'm gonna give you a compilation I'm gonna 0:59:11.110 --> 0:59:13.740 jerk off to him later the memory. 0:59:13.590 --> 0:59:16.560 Um yeah well I just think Blake is very talented 0:59:16.600 --> 0:59:18.320 and I think thank you for better or worse I 0:59:18.360 --> 0:59:20.320 think his hair is cool and he looks like a 0:59:20.360 --> 0:59:24.310 cool dude but I think sometimes people The industry pigeonholes 0:59:24.530 --> 0:59:25.870 people and that's just what they do. 0:59:25.990 --> 0:59:27.310 And I think they see his. 0:59:27.210 --> 0:59:31.510 Hair and they don't, he doesn't get as many opportunities 0:59:31.970 --> 0:59:34.630 as I think he should given his talent because of 0:59:34.670 --> 0:59:34.890 his hair. 0:59:34.930 --> 0:59:36.370 I just want to party. 0:59:36.490 --> 0:59:39.590 What Adam and I just did yesterday, yesterday, the other 0:59:39.610 --> 0:59:41.740 day for John Oliver is a perfect example. Yeah. 0:59:41.780 --> 0:59:42.610 Right. 0:59:42.780 --> 0:59:47.080 We played Secret Service people. The only reason you weren't 0:59:47.140 --> 0:59:51.960 there is because your hair doesn't work for that. Yep. 0:59:52.380 --> 0:59:54.080 I feel like we could have waited me. 0:59:54.200 --> 0:59:56.500 That's it. I get it. They kept saying that. 0:59:56.520 --> 0:59:59.040 They're not going to spend thousands of dollars to... I 0:59:59.060 --> 1:00:01.320 could have had prosthetics. I could have sat in the 1:00:01.340 --> 1:00:02.060 chair for hours. 1:00:02.080 --> 1:00:03.090 Is your eye. 1:00:03.220 --> 1:00:04.330 Yeah, I don't think they had that. 1:00:04.630 --> 1:00:07.730 Blake just rubbed his eye and then it wouldn't open 1:00:07.830 --> 1:00:10.070 up again. It didn't open for two minutes. Do that again. 1:00:10.110 --> 1:00:12.470 I just gave myself a pink eye. It was like... 1:00:12.590 --> 1:00:15.330 And they're. 1:00:14.470 --> 1:00:17.180 Like, also his lazy eye is why we didn't... No. 1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:20.250 No. We didn't bring him. Have you seen the back 1:00:20.290 --> 1:00:22.510 of his neck? We pulled his hair up. No one has. 1:00:22.570 --> 1:00:23.189 It's not good. 1:00:23.470 --> 1:00:24.090 It's not good. 1:00:24.190 --> 1:00:24.370 Bro. 1:00:24.390 --> 1:00:25.950 We thought it was going to be good. It wasn't good. 1:00:26.130 --> 1:00:27.470 He's got scales. 1:00:27.650 --> 1:00:30.650 You know, I'd love to give Adam a compliment. You know, 1:00:31.090 --> 1:00:34.180 if you decide to do the five grand hair transplant, 1:00:34.480 --> 1:00:35.920 you know, good for you. But I don't think you 1:00:35.960 --> 1:00:37.640 need it. I think you have a beautiful head of hair. 1:00:37.660 --> 1:00:40.640 You look great, bud. You're critical about your looks, but 1:00:40.680 --> 1:00:43.180 you're a great looking guy. 1:00:43.760 --> 1:00:44.060 Thanks. 1:00:44.440 --> 1:00:46.580 I feel like you guys are going to age gracefully 1:00:46.620 --> 1:00:50.100 and I'm going to look like John Cusack. Have you 1:00:50.120 --> 1:00:51.880 seen recent John Cusack photos? 1:00:51.940 --> 1:00:52.860 I haven't seen that. 1:00:53.300 --> 1:00:56.100 And I was going to say this, not him specifically, 1:00:56.600 --> 1:01:02.500 but I think dyed black hair is worse than anything. 1:01:02.600 --> 1:01:04.260 Yeah, that's a crazy move. 1:01:04.460 --> 1:01:06.240 It never looks good. 1:01:06.320 --> 1:01:06.720 No, no, no. 1:01:06.760 --> 1:01:10.280 And the fact that he hasn't been like, I'm John Cusack. 1:01:10.820 --> 1:01:13.110 I'm going to go like gray and it's going to 1:01:13.130 --> 1:01:18.450 look fucking cool because I'm John Cusack and I'm 70. 1:01:17.030 --> 1:01:20.970 He also like has i don't know if that's botox 1:01:21.050 --> 1:01:24.390 or what's happening but uh poor guy is looking like 1:01:24.570 --> 1:01:25.630 uh wayne newton. 1:01:25.380 --> 1:01:28.760 But that like an experiment besides that though but besides 1:01:28.820 --> 1:01:34.020 that no wayne newton looked good okay listen wayne wayne 1:01:34.080 --> 1:01:37.460 newton wayne newton he looked like a wax museum figure 1:01:38.340 --> 1:01:39.550 I think you got. 1:01:39.350 --> 1:01:40.100 To look at. 1:01:40.170 --> 1:01:41.890 I know, but like... Pull up Wayne Newton. No. 1:01:41.910 --> 1:01:44.090 I think you got to re-look at what Wayne Newton 1:01:44.110 --> 1:01:44.550 looks like. 1:01:44.810 --> 1:01:47.450 Wayne Newton looked like this and was like tan and 1:01:47.490 --> 1:01:51.440 like makeup covered, but it wasn't like... That's. 1:01:51.300 --> 1:01:52.980 Not great, dude. 1:01:53.380 --> 1:01:57.560 It wasn't like... I think Adam... A little bit. All 1:01:57.620 --> 1:01:59.460 I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, I don't know 1:01:59.480 --> 1:02:01.570 what he's doing with his face or not. What I 1:02:01.670 --> 1:02:03.470 am saying is, I know what he's doing with his hair. 1:02:03.490 --> 1:02:04.210 Look at the photo. 1:02:04.230 --> 1:02:04.540 You'll see it. 1:02:04.550 --> 1:02:08.670 Wayne Newton looks... absolutely terrifying no no what I'm saying 1:02:08.710 --> 1:02:11.090 is I know look at him he looks like something 1:02:11.130 --> 1:02:13.590 from a horror movie yes this is scary to you. 1:02:15.530 --> 1:02:18.730 He looks like a puppet that is so scary that 1:02:18.770 --> 1:02:20.490 is terrifying it's so scary. 1:02:20.230 --> 1:02:22.150 Listen to me listen to me when I say this 1:02:22.190 --> 1:02:24.670 he's still alive guy did not remember him looking like 1:02:24.710 --> 1:02:25.950 that that's bad. 1:02:27.580 --> 1:02:31.280 He looks really bad. Yeah. 1:02:31.380 --> 1:02:33.420 I did not quite remember that. 1:02:33.580 --> 1:02:34.620 Yes, that's what I thought. 1:02:34.700 --> 1:02:35.900 You didn't remember? 1:02:35.960 --> 1:02:38.450 I think I remembered him from 20 years before that 1:02:38.530 --> 1:02:39.870 when he was more like tan. 1:02:40.030 --> 1:02:42.200 No, now he looks like He was in like the 1:02:42.240 --> 1:02:45.590 Goosebumps show. That looks like he was like wheeled out there. 1:02:45.770 --> 1:02:46.430 Very scary. 1:02:46.650 --> 1:02:46.970 Yeah. 1:02:47.010 --> 1:02:49.210 He's 84 years old, so. Yeah, so God bless him. 1:02:49.250 --> 1:02:49.870 He's still. 1:02:49.910 --> 1:02:50.340 God bless him. 1:02:50.430 --> 1:02:52.210 I don't know what John Cusack is doing or not 1:02:52.250 --> 1:02:55.490 doing to his face. That's whatever. The easy thing I 1:02:55.530 --> 1:02:58.090 know is that you just don't dye your hair black. Yeah. 1:02:58.330 --> 1:02:59.810 It just always looks bad. 1:02:59.830 --> 1:02:59.910 Yeah. 1:03:00.430 --> 1:03:01.110 That's true. 1:03:01.550 --> 1:03:02.010 That's true. 1:03:02.270 --> 1:03:05.170 Yeah. Go gray. What's so wrong about gray? 1:03:05.650 --> 1:03:08.310 And that's a compliment. I think he'd look better with 1:03:08.350 --> 1:03:10.250 gray hair. That's my compliment. 1:03:10.330 --> 1:03:10.970 I look like Kevin. 1:03:11.030 --> 1:03:11.170 Okay. 1:03:11.870 --> 1:03:14.710 And that's another episode. 1:03:13.690 --> 1:03:21.800 Of This is Important. 1:03:21.840 --> 1:03:22.480 Daddy, chill. 1:03:22.600 --> 1:03:23.420 Daddy, chill.