Speaker 1: Un what campats man, take me up on a bootleg
Speaker 1: Kale podcast.
Speaker 2: Yo, Bootleg camp podcast man special guests. Very funny guy.
Speaker 2: You might have seen him on the Internet's at some
Speaker 2: point in time. Camp Patterson. You're from the Orlando area,
Speaker 2: west side of Orlando, Okay, so you're from where it's
Speaker 2: fucking hairy at a little bit. Yeah, people think, you know,
Speaker 2: it's interesting because if you do go to Orlando, it
Speaker 2: is easy to think that it's just Disney because it's
Speaker 2: almost like they purposely separate, like where the families are.
Speaker 3: They want to make it look good, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And it does.
Speaker 3: They do a good job, but Disney like forty minutes
Speaker 3: a week. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like Orlando is a very big place and it is
Speaker 2: also a very very very serious place. Like it's certain
Speaker 2: areas very hairy.
Speaker 3: So how did you grow up?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: I grew up all So I grew up.
Speaker 1: My parent was divorced, Mama stayed like you o court
Speaker 1: like a nice white neighbor, and my deada stated party
Speaker 1: is and so I just would go back and forth like,
Speaker 1: uh ship every weekend, and I hoo this ship.
Speaker 2: So you played basketball no, no football. I feel like
Speaker 2: Floridas where you played I was.
Speaker 1: I was terrible in Florida. Didn't do like a little
Speaker 1: pot water system like six players. I wanted was six
Speaker 1: play niggas. You gotta play me for six plays, but
Speaker 1: after that, I don't got to play.
Speaker 2: Like almost like your parents paid for you to be here,
Speaker 2: so you gotta we have to make sure you play.
Speaker 3: You got to get you in the game. But it's
Speaker 3: like it's like like a different we can't how you
Speaker 3: played the whole.
Speaker 1: Game and then you saw I was terrible. My brother
Speaker 1: was five, but you were good at basketball. I was
Speaker 1: decent at basketball. Yeah, I just had like an attitude problem.
Speaker 1: Did you like get kicked off the team at all?
Speaker 1: Like my freshman kid off because I was fighting my
Speaker 1: teammate in and away game. Wow, my sophomore year kid
Speaker 1: all because of grade. My junior got kid off because
Speaker 1: of grade. My senior year I played, but it was
Speaker 1: just was like just mayhem.
Speaker 2: Actually, uh, my freshman year I punched.
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: Freshman year in ninth grade? Yeah, ninth period. I was
Speaker 2: on the basketball team and I punched my team in a
Speaker 2: half court right when the game is about to tip off.
Speaker 3: I feel it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but me, me and my team and who arguing
Speaker 1: about who played more and we both didn't play.
Speaker 2: Dude had some slick shit under his mouth and I
Speaker 2: clocked his ass in front of the whole school. I
Speaker 2: can't be on the team of kids. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I was. It was all for like, I think I
Speaker 2: got it. That was the only time my school life
Speaker 2: I got suspended for real. Yeah, I think I was
Speaker 2: suspending for like a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got me about that quick. It was funny too.
Speaker 3: I was up. We had computers and shit.
Speaker 1: So it was in the bathroom fighting and I win
Speaker 1: in a fight, and then I went to go. He
Speaker 1: was like, he was like ship five eleven, ship foot
Speaker 1: I've been sure a small marble of life. So I
Speaker 1: went to go pick him up him with a little
Speaker 1: ras age to grab my waist up for the boom,
Speaker 1: and they just they just broke it up.
Speaker 2: I caught at it as a wind. I mean, I'm assuming,
Speaker 2: because how are you twenty five? Yeah, so you were
Speaker 2: fighting like when kids were still filming for World Star. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we didn't have World Star when I was a kid. Ship.
Speaker 1: That's that's funny that all the fights that we missed
Speaker 1: his crazy.
Speaker 2: For sure, even just like I'm kind of like shot
Speaker 2: to World Star, but it seems like the world start
Speaker 2: eras kind of died off. Like I used to go
Speaker 2: to World Star every single day just to be like, yo,
Speaker 2: what kind of fun shit's on here today? But I
Speaker 2: feel like I don't know what replaced the Instagram. Twitter.
Speaker 2: Twitter is where all the fights are.
Speaker 3: Twitter, wherever they get Twitter. His head blowing off right now.
Speaker 2: You know what's wild is last night I dove down
Speaker 2: this Ukraine war page and it just was footage of
Speaker 2: them killing Russian soldiers and I was like, why am
Speaker 2: I watching this?
Speaker 3: Bro? It's fucked up? You can bet I was.
Speaker 1: I was watching like memes and ship and then one
Speaker 1: on with just a nigga onto the barber to slumped
Speaker 1: over his head, was like, you're bleeding his dead for.
Speaker 3: No randomly as fuck? Yeah, Twitter, Twitter took all that.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy, and then like you'll have like then
Speaker 2: you'll be swiping and you'll see like a bunch of
Speaker 2: people in Philly like those you see them picture of
Speaker 2: them f was on the street, like all slumped over
Speaker 2: on the fetanel is crazy obvious.
Speaker 3: That shit is the same.
Speaker 1: It's the saying you get to see that just and
Speaker 1: just onw no phone you want to see some crazy
Speaker 1: ass shit and then also has porn.
Speaker 3: That's why you Twitter great porn.
Speaker 2: You know what I realized too, You could always just
Speaker 2: if Sexy Red tweets, if you just open her tweet.
Speaker 2: All the replies on Sexy Red tweets just just host
Speaker 2: trying to plug their own fans so they put their
Speaker 2: best material in this crazy There's a girl I saw
Speaker 2: on Twitter under Sexy reds tweets.
Speaker 3: She goes and this is illegal. She should go to
Speaker 3: jail for this. But this bitch would go to the
Speaker 3: store and she'll.
Speaker 2: Grab produce and fuck like they all do that, fuck
Speaker 2: the produce and put it back.
Speaker 3: They all do that. You be seeing that it only
Speaker 3: fan wants to be getting fucked.
Speaker 2: And like home deepots, you know what, they're taking fruit
Speaker 2: that people will buying try to feed their children and
Speaker 2: putting it inside of themselves and then putting it back
Speaker 2: and then giggling and walking off. Subscribe to my only
Speaker 2: fans these wholes Shi, man, what is wrong with these.
Speaker 1: I've been seeing this all the time with Yeah, well
Speaker 1: they go like they be in like the middle of
Speaker 1: the street, fucking shit like with traffic.
Speaker 3: Bro, just an absolute felony.
Speaker 2: They're like, fuck it, I'm going to risk becoming a
Speaker 2: sex offender and not being able to go near your
Speaker 2: school for two thousand dollars. For two thousand dollars is insane.
Speaker 2: This shit is crazy now, that is true.
Speaker 3: They got me. I'd be subscribing.
Speaker 1: Man, sometime you have a nice only fans bill every month,
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 3: No I do. I do the one clip, but see
Speaker 3: what going on. I get the forgot it. You get
Speaker 3: in and out, get in. I don't subscribe for the more.
Speaker 2: Have you ever subscribed to someone that you knew from
Speaker 2: your personal life? Yeah, nigga, of course, Like, oh I
Speaker 2: got to see what that looked like. I always was curious.
Speaker 3: Man, it's a it's a couple holes that went to
Speaker 3: school with his owner.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got it changed now, right, see the
Speaker 1: whole talking about four nine to nine, right, the hold
Speaker 1: it puss out four nine nine.
Speaker 2: I mean back in the day, if you were like
Speaker 2: in high school with that girl and she was like,
Speaker 2: I'll show you my pussy for five bucks, she would
Speaker 2: have gave her five bucks.
Speaker 3: It was a girl.
Speaker 1: Second dig in my school for Arizona's nigga for Arizona
Speaker 1: ice teas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was sucking dick for ice on ice tea.
Speaker 3: How did she look? Wasn't the baddest visioning?
Speaker 2: What white?
Speaker 3: She was? Like?
Speaker 2: Missy okay, I feel like that feels like a white girl.
Speaker 3: Said she was bigger.
Speaker 2: So she was a heavyweight. Yeah, a Latin woman and
Speaker 2: she loved the air was on ice tea so much.
Speaker 3: She was to completion. I don't know to completetion. I
Speaker 3: never tried. I had it.
Speaker 1: It's like a way, It's like one thing where it
Speaker 1: was like everybody knew was having to had a couple
Speaker 1: home wed that that did it. But like you had
Speaker 1: to just you had to find the bitch, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Then you had to like where would
Speaker 1: she be?
Speaker 3: Like question?
Speaker 1: But I tell you a lot of niggas in school
Speaker 1: Arizon I ts just ready to go, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: But she was going, she was. I brought one a
Speaker 1: couple of times. I never found it. I was looking
Speaker 1: for it. You never found never found it. But I
Speaker 1: had I had about two women. They said she like
Speaker 1: grape the most o.
Speaker 3: This said that ship is terrible she is real.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, man, there was always a I feel
Speaker 2: like every school's got you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, you know what I'm saying some more. Their
Speaker 3: version of the Arizona iceed T was terrible.
Speaker 2: Now listen you you first of all, can you tell
Speaker 2: me how long.
Speaker 3: You're you doing stand up? Three years?
Speaker 2: So you're pretty You're very new to I'm like a baby.
Speaker 2: So what inspired you to, like, because I always feel
Speaker 2: like I I in my head think I could do
Speaker 2: stand up, but then I'm a pussy because going on
Speaker 2: stage just freaks me out and like the idea of
Speaker 2: bombing or not being funny or yeah, it's just it's
Speaker 2: just the biggest mental block. So what like inspired you
Speaker 2: to like say, fucking I'm gonna go and do this. Ship.
Speaker 1: I used to work at foot locker and I just
Speaker 1: tell all the crazy stories from like school and shit,
Speaker 1: and they were like, man, you just you should do
Speaker 1: stand up. You've gotta do stand up, and so that
Speaker 1: that that push me to get on. But I tried
Speaker 1: when I was nineteen, and then I like I tried
Speaker 1: to ask some other comments around.
Speaker 3: The city, like for help and them niggas.
Speaker 1: I did like one mic my mama with me did
Speaker 1: like one mic and then I just I just I
Speaker 1: didn't like the damn brads I got from everybody else.
Speaker 1: And then I stopped doing it until I was I
Speaker 1: didn't do it against I was twenty two, and then
Speaker 1: I was like, I just I was like, oh my dick,
Speaker 1: I had ship going on my life.
Speaker 3: So I forgot. I tried again, and that's when it.
Speaker 2: Like it picked up.
Speaker 3: And this was in Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then from there people kind of get to
Speaker 2: know you nationally because you were going to kill Tony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta killing everything else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they killed Tony ship because I feel like, was
Speaker 2: the first time you were on when you had the
Speaker 2: rocks in your pocket?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 1: That the first time I was on. I gotta put
Speaker 1: out the bucket. I told a joke about having roach.
Speaker 1: I was staying with my cousin. We had ROAs this ship,
Speaker 1: and so I told that joke. And then one day
Speaker 1: he hit me up at the Blues like you want
Speaker 1: to be a regular? Hemant have be a regular. And
Speaker 1: then we were at a cl I never get this ship.
Speaker 1: We was in the back stage and he was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change your life, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, this just one of the big souls in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's gonna be cool.
Speaker 1: But then I said the rocks ship and then everything
Speaker 1: and Joe there, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: That ship's crazy.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 3: That was so funny too, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no it was it was I mean that was that,
Speaker 2: Like that's like legit, like you're like a rock guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just come up.
Speaker 1: Care Really it wasn't that wasn't even joke. My home
Speaker 1: was everybody just calling me retarded. Nobody knew I like rocks,
Speaker 1: my mama not rob like rocks like that, But nobody
Speaker 1: knew I really like rocks until I moved in.
Speaker 3: My dog call on White Camp in Austin. Yeah, and uh,
Speaker 3: I washing the clothes and the washing machine and rock
Speaker 3: and there, Like why you allowed? Like what's in that rocks?
Speaker 3: I be carrying rocks and ship? When did you start
Speaker 3: carrying rocks? I like, I like, it's not even rocked.
Speaker 2: I like, what sh it feel like like if you're
Speaker 2: chilling you just like it's almost like some people like
Speaker 2: they have a lighter, like the year.
Speaker 3: It's like a sensory thing, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So anytime with the straw like a water cap always
Speaker 2: put in my mouth right.
Speaker 3: Now, that is for youtah. But it's just like a
Speaker 3: just like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I like that White people.
Speaker 3: Think I got autis. I probably do a little bit,
Speaker 3: but I don't think you know what I'm saying. Not
Speaker 3: I think I think we are a little artist. That's
Speaker 3: what I think. Now.
Speaker 1: I think everybody looks especially with phone the phone gettingigga autists.
Speaker 2: For sure for sure. So how does explain because we
Speaker 2: always hear that, like you know, going on kill Tony
Speaker 2: becoming a regular, it is extremely life changing for a
Speaker 2: young comedian. How did that opportunity kind of change, like
Speaker 2: you said, to change your life? Like like what what?
Speaker 2: What? What happened?
Speaker 1: Like I mean, shit, people people cut a show like
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, I won't shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went from being like I was.
Speaker 1: I was just becoming a feature when I got on
Speaker 1: kill Tony and I was like, nigga, you can now
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to figure out to be a headline
Speaker 1: on the road now.
Speaker 3: So it's like I mean to change everything.
Speaker 2: And so when you are you ready for that when
Speaker 2: it comes, well, no, I want ready because at that
Speaker 2: point in time, now people are trying to pribe book
Speaker 2: you right, Yeah, Now you got to have what an
Speaker 2: hour for forty five minutes? And at first it with thirty.
Speaker 1: I read a lot of people want to roll with me,
Speaker 1: and I do do thirty and that's forty five and
Speaker 1: not slowly getting.
Speaker 3: So when that moment happens, did you already have your
Speaker 3: thirty minutes ready? Hell?
Speaker 2: No, no.
Speaker 1: I will always say when I first started doing that,
Speaker 1: I always I would always ask people to like, man,
Speaker 1: let me let me drown first, And I learned how
Speaker 1: to swim, throw me deep plumbers, how to swim.
Speaker 3: I did that. I was doing that my old life,
Speaker 3: you feel what I'm saying. So that's what I was
Speaker 3: asking food.
Speaker 1: So I started doing stand up and then I finally
Speaker 1: got with kill Tony Cake. I knew I had the
Speaker 1: ski to be like I could have been a great feature,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But then when kill Tony
Speaker 1: kind of shot me to be.
Speaker 2: Forced, you like put you under the pressure, like, okay,
Speaker 2: you need to. I feel like some people perform better
Speaker 2: that way. Presca McDonald's like there's people who won't do
Speaker 2: certain ship until the day before it's due, and then yeah,
Speaker 2: it comes out miraculous. So now so you coming out
Speaker 2: of explaining to me, because like like in Orlando there
Speaker 2: is the street side that is very famous, especially you know,
Speaker 2: if people were paying attention to the hip hop community,
Speaker 2: what's been going on with the ricos and stuff with
Speaker 2: the artists. How were you able to kind of like
Speaker 2: stay out of getting involved with.
Speaker 1: I mean that when I was a hit, I played
Speaker 1: I played sports after high school, you know, say casual store.
Speaker 1: And then like when I got the uh, when I graduated,
Speaker 1: beast By pan Out and most niggas I had up
Speaker 1: to I started.
Speaker 3: I started doing ship. But it wasn't like my mama
Speaker 3: stayed in the suburbs. I was like, but to go
Speaker 3: to mom's house. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 3: Pop was just always on my ass.
Speaker 1: I got other citibles and ship, so it was like
Speaker 1: a thing where it's like you really can't they want
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 2: Your parents like really fucking held you down. Yeah it's important, man,
Speaker 2: It's super important. Were you, like, uh, were you a
Speaker 2: fan of any of the Orlando hip hop ship that
Speaker 2: was going on, because.
Speaker 1: They were all like from my dad is still over
Speaker 1: there by silver Star probably hot and then our heart
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, even though that's over there.
Speaker 3: But it's like, are both of them in jail? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All the niggas like them Jesus. Yeah, the Rico hit
Speaker 3: the city all bro, that ship's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I wonder I feel everybody from the city that's like
Speaker 3: it's an older Tony boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Orlando, And we were talking about Whoop a
Speaker 2: little bit, Richie rich Hart Woops Hard. Yeah, it's funny
Speaker 2: because when I was living in Florida, Whoop was cracking
Speaker 2: and then he went to jail. All the tampion ship
Speaker 2: was kind of cracking. But we were going to like
Speaker 2: uh trying to remember the name of the clubs we'd
Speaker 2: go out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fu Ship too, Uh.
Speaker 2: Not Guilt gil O gil was there, the Uhua Beacham
Speaker 2: was there. There was another spot which is one word,
Speaker 2: uh ship. But my homie, I think Ricky Pidia was
Speaker 2: a part of it. Shots to him, DJ Nasty and
Speaker 2: those guys. But is it crazy like growing up in
Speaker 2: a place where there's so many tourists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I hate to it, and I'm like now
Speaker 1: like going places like down here, like it seemed like
Speaker 1: a tour.
Speaker 3: Right, you know what dog.
Speaker 2: I lived in Vegas too, and like living in Vegas
Speaker 2: just like it's a tourist city. So it's like almost
Speaker 2: like all the locals are just hustling off the tourists,
Speaker 2: you know, one.
Speaker 1: Hundred nigga we uh, I did a couple. I had
Speaker 1: a couple of players to what I was doing.
Speaker 3: Ship. But that's the best, probably the best part about Yeah,
Speaker 3: you could you could get over on a tourist easy,
Speaker 3: easiest for Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: There's like that strip where all the like little hotels are.
Speaker 2: There's like a Danny's and the Child. Ye, there's so
Speaker 2: much hoing going on there.
Speaker 1: Bro, it's going crazy. I drive going crazy. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I drive far. It's fuase we you're doing it.
Speaker 3: It's like, how did you get over on a tourist?
Speaker 3: Like what bunchs of wild ship?
Speaker 2: Like what give me an example?
Speaker 1: All batter pace is called disney Gas at one point
Speaker 1: disney Gas on Instagram. Okay, oh okay, so it was
Speaker 1: ka but like like booth for like man, this ship,
Speaker 1: this ship prussell like eight dollars for an eighth.
Speaker 2: But it was bullshit, bullshit.
Speaker 3: Wow, A lot of Florida when it is bullshit respectful.
Speaker 3: Not really some of it, I mean, not out of
Speaker 3: that bad. Yeah, I mean it's I mean, if it's
Speaker 3: getting shipped from calib terrible. But there's some bad with
Speaker 3: some bad weed, for sure.
Speaker 2: And it's so funny because it's like, like you said,
Speaker 2: it's almost like certain people won't know better. She'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: now that's indoor and Florida indoor is not. It's very rarely, really.
Speaker 3: Man, let's see O that's terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then like I remember when the vape ship took over.
Speaker 2: When I was living out there, nobody was getting those
Speaker 2: cards and ship and now everyone's I'm sure everyone's got
Speaker 2: mushroom gummies now and mushroom chocolates and ship. That's the
Speaker 2: new wave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah you mushrooms. Yeah, like you do, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3: Like every like four months I stopped smoking. Have you
Speaker 3: had a breakthrough on the shrooms?
Speaker 1: The first time I thought I died? Yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 1: what happened. I was I was staying at my dad
Speaker 1: house and that was that was my litt She was
Speaker 1: in school and ship and not too much of them
Speaker 1: for the first time, and I was just I was
Speaker 1: just in the bed.
Speaker 3: But I thought, like I died, I got.
Speaker 1: My people being like this dumb as took much from
Speaker 1: what he did, and then I U when the ended,
Speaker 1: I was just I just it felt a little better.
Speaker 2: I guess you felt like you feel like you got
Speaker 2: like something out of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's like some therapeutic Yeah it helped. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I stought smoking because.
Speaker 2: You stopped smoking because of shrooms, because like the shrooms
Speaker 2: made you realize you didn't need to smoke weed, or
Speaker 2: because you substituted it out.
Speaker 3: I guess both. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I started smoking weed two years ago, watched out doing
Speaker 1: stand up, and then I ain't smoke until I got
Speaker 1: the Austin. I started smoking like two months and then
Speaker 1: I did shoom like shit, maybe three four months ago,
Speaker 1: and I ain't smoked since.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shrooms would make you like, uh, I feel like shrooms.
Speaker 2: If I ever tell anybody to do drugs, I always
Speaker 2: tell them to do shrooms.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You can do a micro does, you can do a
Speaker 2: whole lot. Your night will be cool as fuck.
Speaker 3: Unless you do too much, niggas. If you do too much,
Speaker 3: you might have the worst out of your life ever. Ever. Man,
Speaker 3: I did some shooting, Uncle lez uh.
Speaker 1: We were trying to go to a Jelly Real concert
Speaker 1: and they got tickets for the go backstage and when
Speaker 1: we got there, we took the room to shoot and
Speaker 1: the console was over.
Speaker 3: We got it later for the shoom kicking in as
Speaker 3: soon as we got there.
Speaker 1: So we we in general green room and shit, I'm
Speaker 1: all I'm trying to I need I'm like, I need
Speaker 1: milk somehow. Someone I heard that your milk help it?
Speaker 1: Don't they don't have it all? Something that bit scombing
Speaker 1: for milk and shit, I'm just fucked up blasting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got stuck in the elevator for like forty minutes
Speaker 1: on shrooms. Yeah, me and me not ba, but we
Speaker 1: were just like, how do we get out of it?
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 3: It was terrible. How much did you eat?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Or you just do you guys?
Speaker 1: I thought we were doing I thought we were doing
Speaker 1: like ship maybe one ground was it gummies or chocolate?
Speaker 2: The chocolates are very tricky. Yeah, there's like people could
Speaker 2: say they're it evidually does that's all bullshit? I have
Speaker 2: no idea, They have no idea, bro. Yeah, now the
Speaker 2: chocolates are fucking literally relat yeah, so I think we
Speaker 2: took by Maybe so you're screwing out of your brain
Speaker 2: in front of Jelly Roll. Do you tell Jelly like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I'm hot.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing I say. I'm a muscle. That
Speaker 1: fucking me up. They started recording.
Speaker 3: That's what. He's a big comedy y'all love that dude.
Speaker 2: Not super good guy.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I was just with him in Portland the other day.
Speaker 2: Great guy.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like.
Speaker 2: It's like it's interesting because what's happening with comedy now.
Speaker 2: It's almost like, I guess it credit for ending cancel
Speaker 2: culture kind of, but I mean cancel culture still exists,
Speaker 2: but it's so much like you know, a lot of
Speaker 2: people say that the final nail in the coffin was
Speaker 2: Tony set on the Tom Brady roast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he went fucking insane on that.
Speaker 1: It was cool to see, like, now I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a part of Nigga team, to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's that's something huge for like everybody.
Speaker 3: Around for sure? Is that is it?
Speaker 2: What is it like being around Tony? I mean he's
Speaker 2: obviously you know, selling out arenas now kill Tony's I
Speaker 2: remember seeing it for the first time. Fuck it was
Speaker 2: probably four years ago. It was with Brian Moses and
Speaker 2: Freddy Gibbs whenever it first went to Austin and at
Speaker 2: Anton's I think, and that ship was crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, and it was big then, but it wasn't.
Speaker 3: It's fucking it's massive. The Forum, Madison Square Garden now
Speaker 3: it's crazy, bro, It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: So for you, like, what's it like being around Tony Like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's just fine that.
Speaker 3: Nigga, Like really it's like, might be it better?
Speaker 1: So we're talking over their day and it's like it's
Speaker 1: cool for him to be like I mean he takes
Speaker 1: Money's wings, like really showing me like the game so
Speaker 1: with Dope, I mean he let me skip like so
Speaker 1: many stuffs, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Because the comedy grind is a ground.
Speaker 3: I was ready to grind for twenty five years to
Speaker 3: be that one man right now, and.
Speaker 2: It's just almost like kill.
Speaker 3: Tony is like, yeah, like go get it. He said,
Speaker 3: you're ready to go get it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy though, to be around somebody like he
Speaker 1: always traveling to like do better and be better than Yes, dad,
Speaker 1: somebody you gotta be around people like.
Speaker 3: That, you know what I'm saying, so you can be
Speaker 3: great yourself.
Speaker 2: What's it? What's the comedy community like in Austin, Because
Speaker 2: we're here, I mean obviously it's it's kind of like
Speaker 2: the capital now your comedy.
Speaker 3: It's family.
Speaker 2: Everybody's there like like it, Like it's got to be
Speaker 2: kind of cool to just be in a city where
Speaker 2: what you want to do is the main focal point
Speaker 2: of entertainment, the whole the whole city.
Speaker 3: It's all the best thing.
Speaker 1: But Alstin different from like a lot of other comedy scenes,
Speaker 1: like most common scene, like it's the old nigga. They're
Speaker 1: kind of like they kind of like try to hold
Speaker 1: you some ship, almost like gate keep gate keeper, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Just like, is you fund it?
Speaker 3: Get on stage that's funny or funny. We don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck how long you've been doing it.
Speaker 1: Just be funny that I remember it's a dude with
Speaker 1: my dogg then ain't Derek Post. He's hilarious, Yeah, funny,
Speaker 1: funny at fuck. When I first got there, my homegirl
Speaker 1: should run the show. And uh they all gett a
Speaker 1: little tracks and shit. People know I was a little
Speaker 1: bit and she was like, if if Derek don't show up,
Speaker 1: cap doing twenty minutes. She's like, you don't show up,
Speaker 1: I get his time, but always more depth, right fotage there,
Speaker 1: show it up. Oh and then she would I want
Speaker 1: saw you, you know in no more time and he
Speaker 1: was like, we'll just split it. We'll just do ten
Speaker 1: to ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He gave me ten minutes. And then he took me
Speaker 1: my first shot spot in the mother ship. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I've been there for like maybe like four
Speaker 1: weeks at this point, so much, but just olden.
Speaker 3: It's like brand. It was like, man, this is like
Speaker 3: this everything. Everybody want to get in there.
Speaker 2: Everything.
Speaker 3: He took me my first real spot in the mother.
Speaker 1: Ship and then he was just like, uh. I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: thank you, Like you understand this. It's be a lot
Speaker 1: to be like I don't thank me.
Speaker 3: Nigga. Just keep being funny.
Speaker 2: You gotta be funny.
Speaker 3: Just keep being funny.
Speaker 2: If you ain't funny yet, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Not this happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's a it's a it's a cool
Speaker 1: system with like you funny, nigga, nobody care be funny.
Speaker 2: You've been there so many other comedy clubs. Obviously, now
Speaker 2: you're torn all over the country. How does them like
Speaker 2: it's the mother ship? Like it's the best, it's the best.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's that crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean cause it was made by like
Speaker 1: Niggers who love comedy, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And when you put when you when you do whatever,
Speaker 1: and then you love it for it's like it's showing
Speaker 1: what you're trying to put out, like it shows like
Speaker 1: that club is like perfect, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like I've been a couple of the club's close, but
Speaker 3: the club was like it's like perfect.
Speaker 2: Have you added anything to the Green Room playlist?
Speaker 3: Not yet?
Speaker 2: I got some ship some Florida.
Speaker 3: Not yet. I don't wait. I got something for it soon.
Speaker 2: Have you been able to obviously you've met Joe Rogan,
Speaker 2: but you have you been able to like, uh, chop
Speaker 2: it up with them?
Speaker 1: It's sometimes yeah, and that should be crazy. I be
Speaker 1: in the rooms and ship just like they. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like being a rule with all your heroes, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. In the gym, they be dropping.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and it'd be cool. I just I just
Speaker 1: say that I gotta be quiet and ship and it's
Speaker 1: crazy to like be there. And I used to watch
Speaker 1: the podcast on my bike going working life for in
Speaker 1: the morning, right, you know what I'm saying, So to
Speaker 1: be around and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: Crazy, it's a blessing.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. We're talking about mushrooms. The most high
Speaker 2: I've ever been on shrooms. I was in Austin that
Speaker 2: same trip I was telling you about, with shouts of
Speaker 2: Brian Moses for me. And so Freddie and Brian did
Speaker 2: Joe's podcast and it was like four and a half
Speaker 2: hours long, and I went out there with Freddy and
Speaker 2: uh so we end up going to kill Tony and
Speaker 2: Joe's like the special guest or whatever. So we're in
Speaker 2: the green room and this is the first time I
Speaker 2: met Tony's assistant, the barbecue guy YoY yeah, and so
Speaker 2: I fucking he's got some dude up there with barbecue
Speaker 2: and the ship so fired. Joe Rogan comes in and
Speaker 2: me and fred were like, we're gonna do shrooms in Austin.
Speaker 2: So I started doing mushrooms because of Joe Rogan. So
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, I was like, hey, he
Speaker 2: was gonna meet you earlier. Hey, man, like you want
Speaker 2: to do some shrooms with us? And he looked at
Speaker 2: me like I was fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: That's he's like.
Speaker 2: It was like I, I that's something I plan out,
Speaker 2: you could do it that. So me and Freddy broke
Speaker 2: a candy bar in half.
Speaker 1: And many the whole wait, both halves, yes, niggas crazy, Bro,
Speaker 1: that's insane.
Speaker 2: Ended up at the Yellow Rose fucking just all the
Speaker 2: women their faces looked like they were on cops. They
Speaker 2: were all pixelated.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. I was fucking fu half a bar's crazy,
Speaker 3: nigga to That's when I got think I took two
Speaker 3: pieces niggas.
Speaker 2: Bro. That ship had half a bar would to die?
Speaker 2: Bro and I and this was an artist had recently
Speaker 2: passed away, and uh, I remember Freddy was like he
Speaker 2: keet whispering like them dudes over there looking at us,
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like, Bro, they're gonna
Speaker 2: kill you.
Speaker 3: Like they kill some and so fuck, I'm like, dog,
Speaker 3: we gotta go. Bro.
Speaker 2: I was so paranoid, I don't even know how. I
Speaker 2: remember FaceTime with my wife and uh, just telling her
Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm at. I don't know I'm wanna.
Speaker 3: Get to my room. And I woke up in the
Speaker 3: morning in my room, but I was like this, I
Speaker 3: don't even bro mushrooms sucking up. Man.
Speaker 2: That night Brian Moses fell on his face somewhere for
Speaker 2: he fucked his whole face up. Shout to him that crazy, I'm.
Speaker 3: Telling you why.
Speaker 1: I uh.
Speaker 3: That night we did it.
Speaker 1: We got we finally out of the elevator. I called
Speaker 1: her issulator and Christine, that's like my mom.
Speaker 3: I called. I said, mom, Oh, I don't don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what we are.
Speaker 1: Somebody said a lot, please come get us. You gotta
Speaker 1: come get me. He was this, and this is Austin.
Speaker 3: Okay, you got to completely get it.
Speaker 1: She took us back to the sunset the comedy club,
Speaker 1: and we was she locked the green roll. They were
Speaker 1: doing it was locked the greenwall. It was just me
Speaker 1: leaders in the green room, and I just kept locking
Speaker 1: myself in the freezer.
Speaker 3: Because I just like it better than them. Feel good.
Speaker 3: It feel better in his freezer. The freezer feel way
Speaker 3: better than whatever fun going on out there. Right muscle
Speaker 3: was crazy. Yes, it's definitely a good time. Man.
Speaker 2: Are you working on a YouTube special or anything?
Speaker 3: No, I'm uh, I saw some new man. I want
Speaker 3: I want that first one to be like.
Speaker 2: A real hitter, like a real collect You're really it
Speaker 2: gets crazy because you are so new. Yeah, but you've
Speaker 2: kind of been, like you said, been kind of catable
Speaker 2: polted into this.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna I mean soon, But right now I'm
Speaker 1: just folks on like building, building and following and just
Speaker 1: keep you know what I'm saying, keeps it. I want
Speaker 1: to put out like can I put out? I put
Speaker 1: out a joke. I put out like like thoughts of
Speaker 1: ideas on kill tone and they ain't finished it. So
Speaker 1: I want the first one to be like, oh this
Speaker 1: this is like you know what I'm saying, This is
Speaker 1: on real like some real fine ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: You know, like you said, like you only get one
Speaker 2: shot at that first impression as a special and there's
Speaker 2: been people who've rushed it and it's been terrible for you.
Speaker 2: Like how do you write your jokes? You're writing them down?
Speaker 3: Is it all free?
Speaker 1: Like? And I write them down, but most of the
Speaker 1: time I put like idea down and I go work
Speaker 1: it down stage and then so.
Speaker 2: You like just have the idea and then you'll be
Speaker 2: like funk, I'm gonna go on stage and figure out
Speaker 2: how it is executed.
Speaker 3: That's fire.
Speaker 1: And then when I when I figured ou out, then
Speaker 1: I probably come back and be Okay, now I know
Speaker 1: what I know kind of how I want to end it. Now,
Speaker 1: what can we put in the middle of you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, make it to while I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Go to any crazy experiences on your short time touring,
Speaker 2: like any road experiences where I don't know if maybe
Speaker 2: somebody was weird or you had any sort of fucking
Speaker 2: wild groupie situation.
Speaker 1: And my dad be bringing only fans models in the
Speaker 1: green room and ship. My dad brought on the model
Speaker 1: with her husband one time while he was playing her
Speaker 1: like my dad on me.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so.
Speaker 2: Your dad's like kind of like he's your he's with
Speaker 2: you on the road. Yeah, so he's bringing only fans
Speaker 2: girls into the green room with their husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, while he was playing like an only fan like
Speaker 1: literally it's getting fun in the ass by the guy
Speaker 1: she was with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, that's me. My dad was excited.
Speaker 3: My dad. My dad a wild nigga man.
Speaker 2: Damn. So your dad's does he ever?
Speaker 3: You gotta share passwords so you can see what he's
Speaker 3: subscribed to and vice versa. Now he don't know how
Speaker 3: to get on the fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go Brooke, that's true. And also you got to
Speaker 2: teach him about Reddit. Yeah, on Reddit, and at least
Speaker 2: it used to be free on Reddit. On the Twitter Twitter,
Speaker 2: that'sh Twitter. You can see I'll be.
Speaker 1: I'll be getting mad at myself. I caught them up
Speaker 1: for like four five dollars. But it's like in the
Speaker 1: whole video right here anyway, that is true. They put
Speaker 1: a whole video out right though.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's interesting too because sometimes you'll get even
Speaker 2: there's like these catfish bitches on only Fans where like
Speaker 2: the good ship's actually on their Twitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go to the actual patre like this is
Speaker 3: some bullshit. Ain't ship in here? What is this?
Speaker 2: It's just a base polls on the bed trying to
Speaker 2: get you to buy some messages bullshit, some fun ships.
Speaker 1: And it'd be the message dude and shi, I know
Speaker 1: my home, so my home would we be doing like
Speaker 1: only fan mounel message And oh they'd be like, dude,
Speaker 1: I won't, I'll hit none the holes on the.
Speaker 3: Crazy So the messages aren't even the girl most time
Speaker 3: in it, it's like.
Speaker 2: Their assistant or something.
Speaker 3: Dude like ya, this real shit. Strange. That's a strange world.
Speaker 2: We're over here chatting with a dude with some dude
Speaker 2: fat head eat Cheetos and ship and he's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Send me her dick pic for a dick pic rating
Speaker 3: what the dude? Charles? Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell, Nick Grade, Oh that's There was a back in
Speaker 2: the day web like I don't do you remember with
Speaker 2: the webcam ship used to be cracking.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: There was a this dude that my ex's friend was
Speaker 2: married to. He used to run fucking webcam houses in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 2: So he would have like all these houses in each
Speaker 2: bedroom was like a studio, and so like girls would
Speaker 2: rent the studio and then they'd go on webcam and
Speaker 2: this fool would get a piece of their fucking That's hard.
Speaker 3: That's it was like webcam pimping. Well now he's in
Speaker 3: prison for life for rape. Yeah, well, never mind, I
Speaker 3: take everything bad I said about that. He was.
Speaker 2: I mean, he was doing well financially before he got
Speaker 2: locked up. They andrew tated his ass for sure.
Speaker 3: Then why are you doing that well? I think Andrew Tate.
Speaker 2: Something going on that was similar to like webcams models
Speaker 2: or I or something like some ship like that. I'm
Speaker 2: not too too short, but it feels like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know man Andrew Tato. We'll see if he
Speaker 2: goes to prison.
Speaker 3: That's his strange. That's are you? Are you? Like?
Speaker 2: First of all your parents like having your dad with you,
Speaker 2: that's gotta be quot Does your mom hit the road
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 3: It all? Mom?
Speaker 1: My mom caught some time like she cut to the
Speaker 1: big ones, right. She believe in it now because at
Speaker 1: first she came to my first shold. But I really
Speaker 1: wanted to do it, Like when I told that twenty two,
Speaker 1: I want to do it, she was like, it's just
Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: You need me trying?
Speaker 1: You don't did you did one thing at nineteen and
Speaker 1: he did this nothing since you crazy? And then when
Speaker 1: I really started what she started to, I really were
Speaker 1: like really doing it for real now she was like
Speaker 1: super supporters of and.
Speaker 2: Then like you making the decision to leave Florida and
Speaker 2: move to Texas? What what was like, Okay, it's time
Speaker 2: I got to get the fun.
Speaker 3: My dad was like, let's go. Let's let's do it.
Speaker 1: My mama was like, wait a minute, cause like I went,
Speaker 1: so I meant, I meant Uncle Lezy and uh in Temple.
Speaker 1: He told me to move to Austin maybe like so
Speaker 1: he told me to go visit. He said, you gotta go,
Speaker 1: You got go visit. Nobody gonna find you here, Just
Speaker 1: go visit. What were you doing comedy in like e
Speaker 1: Boy City or something?
Speaker 3: Yes, at right on e Boy.
Speaker 1: It's a place called the Gimmick out there, like a
Speaker 1: little small little sitter and they showed me like mad love.
Speaker 1: So when he came through, they put me on this
Speaker 1: show and he was like, Bro, you gotta go. You
Speaker 1: gotta go to Austin. Nobody gonna find you to go
Speaker 1: to Austin, right, And so I called my dad. I
Speaker 1: was like, man, it's crazy that white man told me
Speaker 1: to go to Austin. I think it might be some
Speaker 1: shit out there. And then when I the funniest shit
Speaker 1: is I was gonna wait like a month, like two
Speaker 1: three months, but I stayed at my cousin in the project.
Speaker 1: So I was staying with my cousin and he was like,
Speaker 1: what wait, wait a month for what, nigga, We're gonna
Speaker 1: go out and see what was going on, and if
Speaker 1: you like it, you move.
Speaker 3: And so I went there for a week. I liked
Speaker 3: it a lot. Like it was. I got on like
Speaker 3: twelve shows like six days.
Speaker 1: I can never do other that. And you know I
Speaker 1: can do like six shows in a week, but not twelve,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So like I was like, man, this,
Speaker 1: I think this is it. So I'm away. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: still gonna wait like a month when I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to Austin. My past was like, nah, you're gonna you're
Speaker 1: gonna pack your shit up. You're gonna leave it in
Speaker 1: a week. And they come my homeboy, A white can
Speaker 1: had a job for me in the place me to stay,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I just pay your month.
Speaker 3: I just pay your rent for like the next three
Speaker 3: months til you get on your feet. And that what
Speaker 3: we did. What was the job? I was a golf
Speaker 3: cart attendant. Oh ship, Yeah, like a country club and shit.
Speaker 2: Anybody cool like come and play off.
Speaker 3: Not.
Speaker 1: That's what's funny is Tony came a couple of times,
Speaker 1: wrong white and that.
Speaker 3: Was huge for me then and niggas just GoF here
Speaker 3: where they go. So that's what cool you golf? Hell No,
Speaker 3: that's just hard, bro.
Speaker 1: It's and it's funny because like when I when I
Speaker 1: was there, I would have to like I would I
Speaker 1: would like clean the clubs for like a tip. But
Speaker 1: the other people that were cleaning the cub knew like golf.
Speaker 1: They'll talk to him about golf and ship.
Speaker 3: You had to say.
Speaker 1: I was listening to what they said, right and just
Speaker 1: say it. I was like, yeah, back nine is like beautiful, nigga,
Speaker 1: I like I liked. I liked the whole eight. That's
Speaker 1: my favorite hole on the war. You just ain't never
Speaker 1: been out there. Yeah, line like ship your whole's crazy.
Speaker 1: You ain't ship five watch for the get got the
Speaker 1: waterfall and ship like that?
Speaker 3: That ship nice?
Speaker 2: Isn't it wild that when you live in Florida you're
Speaker 2: like so used to the chance of an alligator, Yeah
Speaker 2: coming up in some point in time in your life.
Speaker 3: You see him all the time.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's like it's like normal. But
Speaker 2: then when you like move, it's like no more alligators,
Speaker 2: which is crazy because it's like you could never let
Speaker 2: I have a Pomeranian, right, I could never let a
Speaker 2: Pomeranian outside by itself and live by water, you fuck's
Speaker 2: gonna die. Yeah, Wall that same thing with the other
Speaker 2: players though, like if you live as only that they
Speaker 2: had like coyotes, right, coyote is not a fucking.
Speaker 3: Alligator, You're not wrong. But they faster than the alligator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, but the alligators are fucking out. Do you
Speaker 2: ever have any fucking runnings with any gators?
Speaker 3: Nah? I don't seen you on the road a couple
Speaker 3: of times, but I just keep moving.
Speaker 1: I don't fuck with him niggas, and I'm never I'm
Speaker 1: never around water enough to really fuck with I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like wildlife too much.
Speaker 2: What it's like with the apartments I lived in in Tampa,
Speaker 2: Like in Saint Pete there was like a fucking like
Speaker 2: a drain, like in the middle of the apartments there's
Speaker 2: like winning fields and one of them fucking holes that
Speaker 2: where the water would come out, like the irrigation. There'll
Speaker 2: always be ally as coming to that motherfucker. It's like
Speaker 2: fucking crazy. I was throw chicken at that. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: have a fatigator fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember the first when I first moved to Florida,
Speaker 2: I drove from Tampa to Miami and there's an alligator
Speaker 2: alley and I was like, we gotta pull off in
Speaker 2: the in the in the in the lagoon.
Speaker 1: I had pizza and I was throwing slices of pizza
Speaker 1: in the water these games and they were just tropping them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's hard. That's hard, dude. See I can't
Speaker 3: do it all like fucking Wilde. Are you a Magic fan?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Were they good when you were a kid? No, you
Speaker 2: don't remember, like the Kobe Finals? No ship, son of
Speaker 2: a bitch, I don't know two.
Speaker 3: Thousand and.
Speaker 2: Ten.
Speaker 3: I was eleven. I adn't go to games like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so when you're growing up there, Orlando, Magic are
Speaker 2: fucking horrible.
Speaker 1: We gett better now, No, no, no, shout out to up.
Speaker 1: What's the Pablo Pallo? Yeah that nigga Benchatto, Yeah, nigga fun.
Speaker 3: And then who else is on? What's the Uh?
Speaker 2: They got the big Trumper, Uh, Jonathan Isaac, He's good. Yeah, Uh,
Speaker 2: they got uh the young he w fifted friends, Wagner,
Speaker 2: we got called Anthony.
Speaker 3: We got a good team. Bro, nigga ain't good.
Speaker 2: Did you ever go to any like wrestling shows as
Speaker 2: a kid? Because NXT is in uh in in Orlando.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want no big wrestler. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 3: wrestling ship in orlandos lit. I'd be seeing it, dude.
Speaker 3: I would see it like an WIST center they tin
Speaker 3: to the kids.
Speaker 2: Not just like I'm talking about, like they got like
Speaker 2: the training centers in Orlando for all the wrestlers live.
Speaker 2: It's all in Orlando, like the w w E training center,
Speaker 2: performing centers in Orlando.
Speaker 3: I know that it's fucking lit. That's insane. Yeah, Cer
Speaker 3: did some ship what you know, like the basket board
Speaker 3: on the board started on from there.
Speaker 1: All started there. Yeah, I think they started he because
Speaker 1: there was that fat dude. Yeah, they did all that.
Speaker 1: I watched never documentary. I was like, nigga, I't never
Speaker 1: know nothing. Eves were from here.
Speaker 3: It's sick all that.
Speaker 2: And then like back in the day, all the Nickelodeon
Speaker 2: shows used to get filmed in ye Oh. Now it
Speaker 2: got some shit going on, bro, Yeah it does for sure.
Speaker 2: Somebody just did you see this. Somebody just had a
Speaker 2: fucking they had something happened at Disney World. I think
Speaker 2: a dude like had a heart attack or ate something.
Speaker 2: Dude died or no, he didn't die. Ended in the hospital.
Speaker 2: Some crazy shit happened. His wife can't sue now, because
Speaker 2: I guess when you get Disney Plus, the streaming service,
Speaker 2: inside of the fine print, it says that, like you're
Speaker 2: not liable for anything that happens in the Disney parks.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: So if you got Disney Plus and you fucking fall
Speaker 2: off of a roller coaster at Disney World, that you
Speaker 2: can't sue.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the city. Forgot that shit crazy, that's hard.
Speaker 3: Disney is real, Disney real, moll It's the Mafia ship
Speaker 3: for sure, not for sure, and the.
Speaker 1: Fine print is crazy to but like also, let you know,
Speaker 1: if you all had died at the park, that's on you, brother,
Speaker 1: It's on you.
Speaker 2: Good look keep it moving. Obviously doing a lot of shows.
Speaker 2: Is there anything else you got coming?
Speaker 1: Toune or I'm doing The Killers That Kill twenty dates
Speaker 1: next year. We're doing like theaters. So like all the
Speaker 1: people like me, Hans kilm Case, Rocket Aarto Metic, we're
Speaker 1: all going on the road and shit and I we're
Speaker 1: doing like theaters.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool, is it?
Speaker 2: Like? Is it crazy to be able to kill Tony
Speaker 2: because when they're that big, let's say Madison Square Garden
Speaker 2: or the Forum or whatever.
Speaker 3: Is the bucket shit like legit just people standing by, they.
Speaker 1: Right there like they being like the corner they have
Speaker 1: like in the whole sex with people for the bucket
Speaker 1: and they come in and get to watch this shit.
Speaker 2: And is there any sort of screening process to the
Speaker 2: people who are able to put in the bucket?
Speaker 3: That's the best part because because it could be a
Speaker 3: real homeless nigga owned crack that.
Speaker 1: Just gets pulled go out a bit yelling, Oh that's amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why it's so so fun. Yeah, no matter who
Speaker 1: you is.
Speaker 2: It dot matter how terrible you are, because it's almost
Speaker 2: like even if it's almost better if you suck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. Have you ever seen somebody get booed
Speaker 1: in the arena full of fifty times people? No, it's
Speaker 1: I be feelings, I feel so you got understand that's
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand people coming together collectively and going a man,
Speaker 1: fuck you and you suck and you're terrible. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta do something to your fucking here. I would never
Speaker 1: talk again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what that shit's crazy. It's the same.
Speaker 2: Have you had any discussions on maybe going on Rogan's
Speaker 2: podcast one day, one day.
Speaker 3: I think when you put your special out, then you
Speaker 3: have something to promote. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: I feel like the easy when you when you when
Speaker 2: you get super popping, you gotta have one of those
Speaker 2: like pet rock situations. It's merch.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Merchant go crazy.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this, and it's free. You just
Speaker 1: go outside and find my first I'll be selling shoe.
Speaker 3: Oh you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh so you're you're already on top of and my first.
Speaker 1: Rock I everistode of the show. I was doing, like
Speaker 1: not doing like ten dollars, five dollars, but I was.
Speaker 1: I was doing I'll get rock from depot. I said, bro,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to get.
Speaker 3: I just signed it. Get to first rock I ever
Speaker 3: sold fifty dollars fifty hours from rock. Yeah. That ship
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's what I'm saying you, Ok, he could just steal
Speaker 1: rocks from outside of Yeah, like I got this big one.
Speaker 1: The big one is one hundred Yeah, and I signed
Speaker 1: them off, put a little note on it there.
Speaker 3: You That ship is hilarious. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Have you signed any tests yet?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all the time.
Speaker 2: This is all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least least like once or twice, show anything nice,
Speaker 3: so good tit thiss some good titts, some good titties,
Speaker 3: I said, I just see some good titties cause.
Speaker 1: Ok it was the girl these these porn thoughts I know,
Speaker 1: had flash one time the show and then I came
Speaker 1: like a thing and my dad like the ones nigga
Speaker 1: in the world, so he'll be like, you know, one
Speaker 1: time a girl in a mean greet line showed me
Speaker 1: her tittes and then she walked off stage, and my
Speaker 1: dad was like, all right, show me.
Speaker 3: I'm the dady my son.
Speaker 2: Anything my son sees, I get to see what this
Speaker 2: phone out, go ahead, but that like sixty four.
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, pop pop him out. I'm ready for him.
Speaker 3: Is he living on with you?
Speaker 1: He living on that you're still living and you're trying
Speaker 1: to move to Austin one day? He like he like
Speaker 1: he like moving around and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that ship's crazy. It's almost like, dude, like, girls
Speaker 2: who go to comedy shows, are we sure we always
Speaker 2: want to see their tits or not?
Speaker 3: You know, someone be bad, bro, yeah something it just
Speaker 3: be bad? We hold what should be cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You feel weird? Hosts?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they be cute. But they just be a little
Speaker 1: off and that's fine. They're trying to get crack when
Speaker 1: we have got talked too much, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Don't got to say too many words to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like going to like like as a kid,
Speaker 2: there's this group named Insane Clown Posse, and uh do
Speaker 2: you go to their shows? And girls would flash them,
Speaker 2: but it wouldn't be the girls who you would want
Speaker 2: to see, yeah, pulling their tits out.
Speaker 3: That sometimes sometimes be like I don't want to see
Speaker 3: you do it like.
Speaker 2: A to Yeah, it's crazy, is it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Now that you're traveling, it's funny because living in LA
Speaker 2: we don't have waffle house. Uh, we don't have a
Speaker 2: lot of ship. By the way, l A is kind
Speaker 2: of slacking on some of the chain. I don't have
Speaker 2: waff I mean there's some like I don't know, maybe
Speaker 2: three hours from here, two hours from here, but like
Speaker 2: you know, in fucking Florida or in Texas, you can't
Speaker 2: fall without hitting a fucking waff and waffle ho is amazing.
Speaker 3: But the best place in the world, it really is.
Speaker 2: If you got like six dollars, you're good at two
Speaker 2: different places, like depending on what time of day in
Speaker 2: the morning is like the nice place are at at
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 1: You you walk into a goddamn the trenches. Oh it's bad, yeah,
Speaker 1: the trinch. Yeah, waffle house is like there needs to
Speaker 1: be a documentary about all of the Yeah assault some
Speaker 1: people you think died.
Speaker 3: Oft the waas like a rough estimate.
Speaker 2: I think the over under has got to be like
Speaker 2: two fifty. Yeah, I think they're over under. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: go over over, I go over to fifty. What about
Speaker 2: people who've just been assaulted? Oh, over ten thousand, ten thousand,
Speaker 2: over ten thousand. There's nowhere here, it's under tenths. Like
Speaker 2: somebody getting in out of the wah House right now
Speaker 2: as we speak, someone's in the parking lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they beat the Fuco a fucked up. Yeah. Waf houses.
Speaker 2: It's funny too because I'll be out of town and
Speaker 2: I'll go to waffle house. Remember we went to wafe
Speaker 2: House in Houston where it's like two in the morning,
Speaker 2: it's nothing open, and you know, I'm not famous, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, people know who I am.
Speaker 3: It's certain.
Speaker 2: You know, if you're a hip hop fan, you might
Speaker 2: know who I am. So we walk into this fucking
Speaker 2: waffle house and this ship is lit dog and it's
Speaker 2: just me and him in the city we ain't from.
Speaker 2: We're like, well, we're hungry, see what happens. And uh
Speaker 2: we sit down, we're reading for our food and uh,
Speaker 2: these kids, it's probably like eight or nine of these
Speaker 2: kids in there. And I didn't know if they recognized
Speaker 2: me or not, but they were looking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like, all right, well, we'll see
Speaker 3: how this goes. But the kid knew who I was.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I was like, oh, yeah, you
Speaker 2: guys rap you know what I mean, Like, yeah, let
Speaker 2: me get your I G and shit like, let me
Speaker 2: just see these waffles in pieces. Waffle house is a
Speaker 2: wild place. It's crazy, not this brow. Have you watched
Speaker 2: these fucking uh these guys on Instagram that are beating
Speaker 2: the ship out of pedophiles that it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's the funny ship up to get like a retarded
Speaker 1: nigga just beat out up. Most of them niggas be retarded.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, most of them niggas be re taught.
Speaker 3: It's funny because.
Speaker 2: I'm interviewing the two dudes who do it that really
Speaker 2: be fucking them fools up. I'm interviewing them Saturday, and
Speaker 2: they're and and I follow them on locals and I'll
Speaker 2: be like, yo, a lot of these dudes they be
Speaker 2: catching up, look like they're they're like off.
Speaker 3: Off for some ship.
Speaker 1: You met that nigga in a Walmart three times in
Speaker 1: a row, nigga that niggas retarded.
Speaker 3: These just beat the shapey fucking them niggas up. Dull
Speaker 3: it is. They're like, Yo, if you lie again, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna punch you. I light them. It's funny.
Speaker 1: And they're doing like a good that. They're doing like
Speaker 1: good ship. But one day, hold, they catch a nigga
Speaker 1: that can really throw a hand. I'll be thinking about this.
Speaker 3: It's Carder dude who shot him with a buck shot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one of the dudes from the there's two
Speaker 2: guys that called d Ap Dad against predators.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh, one day they ran.
Speaker 2: Into some black dudes somewhere and Homie had a shotgun
Speaker 2: and hit him with the buck shot.
Speaker 3: Oh she shot. He was fucked up, going to war
Speaker 3: with him, pedophile.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, I get I mean.
Speaker 3: Look, man, they're doing a good thing. They're doing a
Speaker 3: good thing.
Speaker 2: They deserve to get the ship kicked out of them,
Speaker 2: and they deserve to get fired and the publicly humilion.
Speaker 2: The thing that's weird to me is like when like
Speaker 2: like I feel like those guys are doing it for
Speaker 2: the right reasons, but then I'll see like Vitality doing
Speaker 2: it and it's like not with with Acon and shit
Speaker 2: with like rappers and ship, and I'm like, he don't
Speaker 2: care if Yeah, it feels like it's not about the
Speaker 2: kids as much as about the view.
Speaker 3: He's on the view, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But whatever, I mean, I'm down to shame all of
Speaker 2: those fuckers. Somebody, what place did?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Which state just said that there's gonna be a death
Speaker 2: penalty for child molusters?
Speaker 3: That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I think it might be Florida. They might be DeSantis
Speaker 2: that they don't Disanta is a wild guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then what do you say? What do you said
Speaker 3: about it? It was Tennessee, Tennessee. So if you have
Speaker 3: so ship Nashville, shoo good, that's good, dude. I agree,
Speaker 3: that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I hope that's a national We should pass that as
Speaker 2: a national If you're if you're a pediass a pedophile
Speaker 2: pdf Goodbye Death. Did you ever see the joke about uh?
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with Louis c K? So, Louis c
Speaker 2: K was on Saturday Night Life and he had this
Speaker 2: joke that was so crazy to say on TV. He
Speaker 2: was talking about and he wo like, why don't they
Speaker 2: make kid sex dolls for pedophiles?
Speaker 3: And he was like, well, what you want them to
Speaker 3: fuck real kids? At least if they have the doll,
Speaker 3: like they might not fuck your kid. That's funniest foot And.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn this yeah, funny stuff. Shots shots of
Speaker 2: Louis c K. Man, I'm glad he's kind of uncanceled
Speaker 2: or do you feel like a Have you ever had
Speaker 2: a joke where you were like a little worried that
Speaker 2: like might get you in trouble? I don't know if
Speaker 2: I want to tell this cause it might piss somebody off.
Speaker 1: I mean shit, I got I had through a boys
Speaker 1: and joke and the people got real mad about it.
Speaker 1: But it also wasn't finished and it was kind of
Speaker 1: rush what what what was the joke? It's uh it
Speaker 1: was I was just saying I had uh, I got
Speaker 1: a girl pregnant and she wanta uh I I don't
Speaker 1: worry she want to kill the baby too. And then
Speaker 1: I just kept doing on this thing where I was
Speaker 1: like what it was, I say, she want to kill
Speaker 1: the baby and I was like, uh.
Speaker 3: Hold look, Rember, this ship. Oh.
Speaker 1: I just kept going high like I was like, I
Speaker 1: like me and a baby going to war, had the
Speaker 1: baby hus stomach like, come on, baby, I don't my mom,
Speaker 1: don't kid, I could be somebody.
Speaker 3: I'm like, na, we're finna fucking murder you. And then
Speaker 3: that's the whole joke.
Speaker 1: And then I got another part where I do I
Speaker 1: would do this thing where I was like, uh, how
Speaker 1: I say I loud about it right, like like I
Speaker 1: really have a kid all this other shit, and then
Speaker 1: I put it on Kille and they hated that shit.
Speaker 3: But so that's also like a weird chunk of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I get it. Yeah yeah, yeah. You can't
Speaker 2: look at the comments unfit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah it makes either.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's tunny because I I put your name in
Speaker 2: on Google and the first thing that popped up was
Speaker 2: a Reddit threat that said you weren't funny?
Speaker 3: Yeah shit, Eve. I was like, what.
Speaker 2: You see that kind of ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I see that ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does it bother you yes and no, right, A lot
Speaker 1: of ideas they see it like it's like for the
Speaker 1: most well, I think a lot of people don't understand
Speaker 1: when it comes to the things like it's so new.
Speaker 3: It's like most of times when you see your favorite.
Speaker 1: Comics, they do they do material for like shit, they
Speaker 1: first Spescival at ten twelve years right, but it's working
Speaker 1: out right, the sayings every night, and then they finally go, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's trying to put this out right, and you you.
Speaker 2: You I just got picked up three years in and like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're working, Like you said, you have an idea and
Speaker 2: you're just like, I'm gonna figure it out on stage,
Speaker 2: and so.
Speaker 1: That's that's what it really is, gonna kid to it.
Speaker 1: So it's like none of that, it's a finished idea.
Speaker 2: Also, like I feel like anybody who goes out of
Speaker 2: their way to create a threat on Reddit to talk
Speaker 2: shit about.
Speaker 3: Somebody, don't care they fucking lose what you're doing.
Speaker 2: They're probably about to get caught trying to fuck kids
Speaker 2: and get their ass beat.
Speaker 3: You know, that should be weird, not super weird.
Speaker 2: Even Like I even feel like people who go too
Speaker 2: hard on like YouTube comments, I'm like, Yo, what the
Speaker 2: funk out doing with your life?
Speaker 3: You've got time to leave a commed you really like
Speaker 3: work yours? You had no time some real ship going
Speaker 3: on in your life.
Speaker 2: You ain't got time to fucking I didn't like you know,
Speaker 2: like in fucking keyboard mash bullshit? People are you can't
Speaker 2: pay attention to that ship? Man?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: You have?
Speaker 2: I'm sure you got a lot of live shows coming up.
Speaker 2: What titties you got on the way?
Speaker 3: Ship? I got looking at it, I'd be forgetting like
Speaker 3: the motherfuckers. Let me see this ship. I know, I
Speaker 3: got Oklahoma next next week? This ship? What are they
Speaker 3: keep going? Oklahoma? Seated Tosa, Virginia? Old look Richmond? Oh shit,
Speaker 3: rich On.
Speaker 2: M Kwan died. Huh yeah what rach On Kwan passed away?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Someone just text. I just got a
Speaker 2: text from my social chick from the radio station, and
Speaker 2: she said, can I use some of your rich On
Speaker 2: m kwan content? And I was like, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: The only reason she'd asked that, like rich One Kwan
Speaker 2: passed away? Damn what a legend, dude, that.
Speaker 3: Fucking suck being a rappit on with Danger's career.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened kind of. I mean you're
Speaker 2: from Florida, man, I mean, look, I lived in Tampa
Speaker 2: in twenty thirteen, fourteen fifteen. When I say he had
Speaker 2: this shit on smash like Kuan was like bigger than
Speaker 2: Thug and future.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I wonder what happened? Geesh, that's crazy. Well rest in
Speaker 2: peace to rich Walll bequing Man. He a legend for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that fucking sucks terrible. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't find what happened.
Speaker 3: I mean, I was auf.
Speaker 2: They're saying, stay off them drugs. Man, you never know
Speaker 2: what's in them ships, legs.
Speaker 3: Mushrooms, you knowshroom mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it for sure. Ship, even we these days,
Speaker 2: you don't the fuck. There's people lace and we were
Speaker 2: fatanaf is crazy. It's crazy, man. Well listen, that's a
Speaker 2: sad way.
Speaker 3: That's a sad way. Moy go out. But what's on
Speaker 3: the called to the money? Got a good day? God
Speaker 3: damn Jesus. Fuck. Oh damn, Well that's sucked.
Speaker 2: Like Ship a lot of live shows. Are you gonna
Speaker 2: do a podcast? Oh?
Speaker 1: Not really, I've been thinking about doing what I got.
Speaker 1: I got worn out my home with white Cat. We'll
Speaker 1: do tell two cab. We won't do it too much,
Speaker 1: no more.
Speaker 2: Right then, if you're gonna do it, yah, because you
Speaker 2: gotta be otherwise, like what are you doing? All I
Speaker 2: like to do is and I just like I just
Speaker 2: like stand ups and now you're so busy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure it makes sense.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Well look, bro, congrats on all the success. You are
Speaker 2: funny as fun.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I think that you're also like a fresh of a
Speaker 2: fresh breath of air in the current comedy scene.
Speaker 3: Thank you. So you know, salute man, I'm gonna see you.
Speaker 3: I feel like movies are on the way for you. Dog.
Speaker 3: The movie shows all that ship. You want that ship.
Speaker 2: So appreciate you pulling up. I appreciate you, Cam Patterson.
Speaker 3: Boom,