Speaker 1: Second date of date. Who in your life would you
Speaker 1: trust to set you up on a date? Woe? Do
Speaker 1: you trust your best friend? Yeah? Do you trust your mom? No? No?
Speaker 1: Do you trust your proctologist. They're in the middle of
Speaker 1: giving you an exam and they just go, you know what,
Speaker 1: I have the perfect person for you. This reminds me
Speaker 1: by my proctologists talking about the perfect fit in that moment.
Speaker 1: That's not awkward, Bay, that's someone looking out for you.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners, Riley, got set up on
Speaker 1: a first date by someone I don't think that I
Speaker 1: would trust, but he did. Maybe you'll feel differently. He's
Speaker 1: on with us right now. Riley. How you doing, man,
Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty good. Okay, are you at the proctologist?
Speaker 1: I'm not at the proctologist? Tell us who's the person
Speaker 1: that sets you up on the date? I guess it's
Speaker 1: kind of an interesting story. I work with my ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend and she set me up on the state. Why
Speaker 1: would not Well, I don't know. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: guys must get along if you work together. That's true,
Speaker 1: we're still friendly. I mean, I'll be honest. I was
Speaker 1: thinking maybe there was still a chance we'd get back together.
Speaker 1: But why I know this is good though. This means
Speaker 1: she really wants you to move on. She wants you
Speaker 1: to stop bugging her and find someone else who obsess
Speaker 1: over comes someone else's problem. Yes, I know the perfect person.
Speaker 1: They love projects, which which means she can't have this fail.
Speaker 1: She's got a lot right in on this. Okay. Were
Speaker 1: you satisfied with who she set you up with? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was. Okay, what's this? Yeah, no, I don't think
Speaker 1: I don't think she was trying to sabotage me at all. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she wants you to move on. Tell us about the
Speaker 1: woman that you went out with. What's her name? Her
Speaker 1: name is Kinsley? Okay, and were you able to like
Speaker 1: meet her before or is this a total blind date? No,
Speaker 1: a total line date? Oh my god, this is actually
Speaker 1: the first date I've gone on in a few years. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I've been holding on friends. Yeah. Well, I mean it's
Speaker 1: not like we've been broken up for a few years.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like not going on at first date. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So what did you and Kinsley do for your date?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like completely upfront with you. I don't
Speaker 1: completely remember everything. You don't remember what you did? Were
Speaker 1: you so? I remember? I mean I remember we went
Speaker 1: to brunch. She was cute and super fun and we
Speaker 1: were having a good time. And I know that there
Speaker 1: were bottomless mimosas. Yeah that's all right there. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what they say, bottomless mimosas turned into topless mimosas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never heard that, but it makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: I mean, was she on the same page as you,
Speaker 1: or were you just totally okay? She was coming off
Speaker 1: a break up two and that would be magic. I
Speaker 1: just mean, it's fine if you guys are both like
Speaker 1: day drunk together. It's not cool if you're wasted and
Speaker 1: she's not. Yeah yeah, yeah no, I mean like it
Speaker 1: loosened things up. We were having a great time. We
Speaker 1: were laughing, drinking, talking, And when did you stop forgetting
Speaker 1: what was happened? I mean, like, when did you black out?
Speaker 1: I guess it's the quickest way. I mean, it's like
Speaker 1: things are funny. I didn't black out. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: like I remember the waiter cut us off? Oh good,
Speaker 1: for almost ten years. It takes a lot one time.
Speaker 1: Have I ever cut somebody? All? I get cut off
Speaker 1: a lot oh are you serious? Yeah, on my hands,
Speaker 1: stop it unless anyways, I need to listen about We don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take care of that mess. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got cut off from the bottomless Mimosas? Oh
Speaker 1: what happened next? After we hit the bottom of the
Speaker 1: bottomless mimosas? Okay, we didn't want things to end, so
Speaker 1: we started walking around and yeah, and I know we
Speaker 1: uh we went to another bar. Smart And then I
Speaker 1: remember playing tag in a mall with each other or
Speaker 1: with other children that happened to be at the mall
Speaker 1: with each other with each other, and and I I know, uh,
Speaker 1: we were making out in the department storehous. I think
Speaker 1: we played Hi didn't seek and I guess I won
Speaker 1: because I passed out in the dressing rooms later and
Speaker 1: she didn't find me. No, I mean no, come on,
Speaker 1: I mean, we weren't like disrupted. We weren't disruptive. Did
Speaker 1: you just hear the sentence that came out of your mouth.
Speaker 1: I passed out in a department store dressing room and
Speaker 1: my date You said she didn't find you? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean I don't think so, because when I woke up,
Speaker 1: I couldn't find her. So Okay, so you haven't talked
Speaker 1: to her since that. Well, yeah, I know it sounds sad,
Speaker 1: like I know that I sound like a man. I
Speaker 1: don't think it sounds I think it sounds good. You
Speaker 1: guys had a lot of fun together. Right, it went
Speaker 1: too far. This is not how you can ask my
Speaker 1: girlfriend my ex girlfriend. O. That's all right, man, there
Speaker 1: is not me. We've just really cut loose together and
Speaker 1: that I mean it felt good. I know it seems
Speaker 1: like a bad thing to you know, overserve yourself, but
Speaker 1: I look at it as a good thing. Like you're
Speaker 1: having such a great time. You're not really monitoring like
Speaker 1: how much you're drinking. You're just having so much fun
Speaker 1: you get wrapped up in the moment. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's a good sign. And like I said, it's like
Speaker 1: a one time I did. Like, I mean, we had
Speaker 1: a good time, we made out. But she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back, so it has to be not that great
Speaker 1: of a time. Have you spoken to your ex girlfriend
Speaker 1: about why she might be not calling back because you
Speaker 1: said you work together. Well, I mean she didn't say
Speaker 1: that she's not going to set me up with anybody
Speaker 1: else again. Oh, but she didn't say why No, she's
Speaker 1: not talking to me. Oh what she's not talking to you? There? Yeah,
Speaker 1: one date and now two girls aren't talking. Okay, So
Speaker 1: when you were saying things were all good, that wasn't true.
Speaker 1: I mean they were all good before. Yeah, well maybe
Speaker 1: let's make it all good now. Yeah, we have a
Speaker 1: chance to do that. We're going to play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll call Kinsley for you, and we'll
Speaker 1: try and get you a second date update. Okay, sound good?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second date if you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for the second date update. We've been talking to
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Riley, who started his first date
Speaker 1: with bottomless mimosas at brunch and ended it passed out
Speaker 1: and sid a department store dressing her in between those things.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit hazy for him. Yeah, but apparently
Speaker 1: there was a game of hide and seek inside the mall.
Speaker 1: There was a makeout session, but for some strange reason,
Speaker 1: he has not been able to reach Kinsley after the
Speaker 1: date is over. Could have happened? Well, actually, I just
Speaker 1: thought about this, Riley. You also mentioned that you two
Speaker 1: were playing tag. Yeah, is there any chance that it
Speaker 1: was freeze tag? And she's still frozen at the mall,
Speaker 1: waiting to be tagged back in there. That's it, Riley,
Speaker 1: he figured it out for you. She's so hard. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's what happened. You even been to the
Speaker 1: mall to check, dude, Jeffrey. She might be just frozen
Speaker 1: outside of hot topic, waiting for you, ironing, frozen in
Speaker 1: front of you. Yeah, you guys, I'm calling you for
Speaker 1: real help on this guy's man. I want to say, Riley,
Speaker 1: I think you need to prepare for what you're about
Speaker 1: to learn. You don't really remember all the details of
Speaker 1: most of the date. You have two women now your
Speaker 1: ex and her that won't talk to you because of
Speaker 1: something you did. Yeah, yeah, but I mean we made
Speaker 1: out after hanging out all the time, we made out.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter now, Riley. You need to move on
Speaker 1: past that, and you need to get ready to apologize.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to apologize for something. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't know. I don't agree. I
Speaker 1: think there's a chance maybe even your X and Kinsley
Speaker 1: are now fighting over you answer his calls, Jeffrey, because
Speaker 1: they're too busy battling each other to figure out who's
Speaker 1: gonna get Riley's heart. That's optimistic. I think you have
Speaker 1: a shot. Riley. Okay, I'm gonna call Kinsley right now
Speaker 1: and try and get your second date update. You're ready,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, all right, I'm on your side. But
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm the dout the number right now. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi is this Kinsley? Yeah? This is Kinsley? Who is it?
Speaker 1: My name's jeff I work on a morning radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Um, what
Speaker 1: is this about. This is about a segment that we
Speaker 1: do called the second Date Update that you're on right now.
Speaker 1: Congrat Yeah what, yeah, exactly what. I'm sorry, I don't understand. Well, So,
Speaker 1: the way that this works is if a listener of
Speaker 1: ours goes out on a date, and afterwards, if that
Speaker 1: person isn't calling them back, you can reach out to
Speaker 1: us for help and we'll call them for you to
Speaker 1: help you figure out the reason why. Okay, makes sense.
Speaker 1: We're doing like an investigation kind of, I guess. So
Speaker 1: I don't know what this has to do with me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well, because you recently went on a date
Speaker 1: with one of our listeners. His name is Riley, and
Speaker 1: I gotta say he sounds like a pretty fun guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds of fun. Yeah, I'm glad you'll agree. I would say,
Speaker 1: I would say Riley sounds like a pretty clueless guy,
Speaker 1: like he thought you guys had a great tab on
Speaker 1: the date. It is totally unaware of why you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be calling him back. I'm kind of shocked that he
Speaker 1: remembers date. Well, it doesn't. I mean, what he does
Speaker 1: remember from the date, and what he does remember is
Speaker 1: having a pretty good time. I'm with you. He mentioned
Speaker 1: going and getting brunch with bottomless mimosas there was some
Speaker 1: games played at the mall, and he mentioned that there
Speaker 1: was a kiss, makeout, makeout, So, I mean, things must
Speaker 1: have gone pretty well if you're willing to make out
Speaker 1: with this guy. He said that me and him made out. Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah he was. He was almost certain about that. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: well everything else he told you was right. We got
Speaker 1: brunch and went to the mall, but we did not kiss.
Speaker 1: What I don't know. I'm confused. Now, Wait do you
Speaker 1: I mean, do you remember the details of your day
Speaker 1: or was it really hazy for you too? You were wasted,
Speaker 1: I was buzzed. I was certainly, you know, pretty tipsy,
Speaker 1: but I think I probably remember more than him because
Speaker 1: I know what he's talking about. But I never made
Speaker 1: out with him. Wait what, so who did he make
Speaker 1: out with? Then? Yeah, help us get some clarity. So
Speaker 1: we were both pretty blitzed and we were playing tag
Speaker 1: in the mall and he stopped and started making out
Speaker 1: with the mannequin. No, no, I wish I were joking.
Speaker 1: He started hanging out with the mannequin and it was
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. Yeah, and I was trying to get him
Speaker 1: to stop because I didn't want him to get in trouble.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get in trouble, but he kept going,
Speaker 1: and then finally, once he did stop, he just like
Speaker 1: ran into a dressing room. So I just left because
Speaker 1: I was like, people, know, I'm with this guy who
Speaker 1: just made out with the mannequin. Wait, he thought you
Speaker 1: guys were playing. He told us that he went into
Speaker 1: the dressing room because you guys were playing hide and
Speaker 1: seek in the department store and he passed out. No.
Speaker 1: I mean I was certainly trying to hide for him,
Speaker 1: but oh my god, I think I see what's going
Speaker 1: on here. Like I understand having fun and letting lose him.
Speaker 1: We we're both certainly being like messy and drunk. But
Speaker 1: if you're on a first date and you make out
Speaker 1: with a mannequin, that's kind of a no go for me.
Speaker 1: So to be clear, you're jealous of the mannequin that
Speaker 1: he made out with the manannequin instead of you. That's it.
Speaker 1: At least he stopped there. I'm glad you got the
Speaker 1: message from my story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good, he's quick. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, the mannequin meant nothing to him. I
Speaker 1: think I can speak on behalf of Riley, and what
Speaker 1: he was really thinking about was you. He misses you.
Speaker 1: You know what. Don't just take my word for it.
Speaker 1: Hear it from Riley himself, because I need to let
Speaker 1: you know, Kinsley, he's on the other line listening, and
Speaker 1: he wants to talk to you. He's on the phone. Yeah, Riley, Hey,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Hi, I mean, are you sure that
Speaker 1: that's what happens? I am used it. That's pretty drunk,
Speaker 1: Like I you're a little more drunk than I was.
Speaker 1: I mean, you said make out, bro, do you you
Speaker 1: don't feel any tongue when you're kissing a mannequin. You
Speaker 1: don't feel any warps, you don't feel like blood. You
Speaker 1: don't feel anything, That's what I'm saying, Like I can't imagine,
Speaker 1: like how can That's like I thought you were joking
Speaker 1: at first. I was like, oh, this is a bit,
Speaker 1: but then I saw your tongue come out and you
Speaker 1: were flinging. I mean, I feel like that was with
Speaker 1: the sound that he was making. Is any of this clicking, Riley?
Speaker 1: You know sometimes like if you hear it, then you
Speaker 1: can start to get flashes. I don't know. Like I
Speaker 1: was wondering why your hands were at your sides and
Speaker 1: not like like nah, you have rock solid apps. Is okay?
Speaker 1: Is there any chance that this didn't really happen or
Speaker 1: did really happen? Like I want to stand up for you, Riley. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything else that I should know
Speaker 1: about a question? Well, uh, you did make out with
Speaker 1: the manquin for a long time, and when I was
Speaker 1: trying to stop you, you started to like take the
Speaker 1: mannequins topples. Oh what I started? What you started to
Speaker 1: undress the mannequin like in a romantic intimate way. That's
Speaker 1: that's very does not mean it's why I never cut
Speaker 1: loose like that. Like obviously there's a reason why because
Speaker 1: this has happened before. I mean, here's the thing, Kinsley,
Speaker 1: can you forgive it as just a drunken, idiotic mistake.
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like he really doesn't remember, So
Speaker 1: I do feel bad about that. Okay, of course I
Speaker 1: don't remember. Like, why would I call a radio station
Speaker 1: if I if this was what you were going to say?
Speaker 1: I'm not a he defeated. He's obviously maybe I feel
Speaker 1: like Kinsley, he's really embarrassed about what happened. He obviously
Speaker 1: didn't mean for it to go that way, and he
Speaker 1: thought he was kissing you. He wishes that it was you,
Speaker 1: and that's why we would love to send you out
Speaker 1: on a second date, and we'll pay for it. No
Speaker 1: mannequins anywhere nearby that he could confuse you with, or
Speaker 1: no alcohol. I think it's probably the better choice, right.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? I'm just saying to yourself. I
Speaker 1: do feel really bad that I set off the stuff
Speaker 1: about you kissing. I mean, it happened, but I feel
Speaker 1: bad that you don't remember. Now I brought it up
Speaker 1: on the radio. That's not on you, Kinsley. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: You seem really sweet and genuine, So yeah, I would
Speaker 1: go out with you again. All right? Yeah, congratulations, man,
Speaker 1: is not how I expected it to. Good job. And
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