Speaker 1: What's up is ANGI La he is lip Service and
Speaker 1: the gang's all here. Hey. I'm Stephanie Santiago and I'm G.
Speaker 1: G McGuire and we have a very special guest, Mr
Speaker 1: Ralph Sentton was good. Thanks for having me. Ladies. Listen.
Speaker 1: He has a radio voice, in case you haven't noticed, Yes,
Speaker 1: I think I have a radio voice too. Set up, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: we are, but before we get started, you know, let's
Speaker 1: just plug everything that you have because you have your sex,
Speaker 1: drugs and rock and roll. Yeah, the str show of
Speaker 1: the sex drugs and rock and Rolls have to be
Speaker 1: confused with std. We were number one on iTunes comedy
Speaker 1: in March about two hundred thousand lists of a month
Speaker 1: right now. And I have a nationally syndicated rock radio
Speaker 1: show called The Tour of Us on about fifty stations,
Speaker 1: and I every month write a ridiculous article about dating
Speaker 1: in the modern world as a single old man. I've
Speaker 1: read some of your articles, by the way, and by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm gonna say me and that's something in common.
Speaker 1: Because Appetite for Distraction is one of my favorite albums
Speaker 1: from Guns and Roll. I do like rock music too.
Speaker 1: I do two guns and rolls was one of my
Speaker 1: favorite Al Smith and bon Jovi, the stuff that's very
Speaker 1: popular that we know. For me, I also am a
Speaker 1: big hip hop and R and we're going to rack
Speaker 1: it up for you. You're all too young for this,
Speaker 1: but I was a breakdancer in the movie Crush Group. No,
Speaker 1: you were, absolutely you were in Crushed Girl. That's hip hop.
Speaker 1: I was only about hip hop tells about eighteen and then,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm gonna go. I started getting laid,
Speaker 1: so I started growing my hair long, and I started
Speaker 1: getting to rock and roll. So you think long here
Speaker 1: in rock and roll helped you get lately hip hop
Speaker 1: it wasn't really working all right now. One of the
Speaker 1: articles that I read that you wrote, you know what. No,
Speaker 1: before we get into that, I want to talk about
Speaker 1: something that gig actually texted me about gigs from Philly.
Speaker 1: Oh my right. And there was a story today about
Speaker 1: this guy from Philly. Apparently he used a boxer, he
Speaker 1: was a little hard up for cash and then why
Speaker 1: he didn't Yeah, listen, listen. They said he got a
Speaker 1: message on Facebook saying, hey, you know what, we want
Speaker 1: you to come do a porn and we'll pay you.
Speaker 1: And he was like, okay, you know, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: He came to New York from Philly, went to the Bronx,
Speaker 1: went to some address, and he says he took a
Speaker 1: pill and some vodka alright, and doesn't remember anything else.
Speaker 1: And next thing you know, he's in a gay porn
Speaker 1: with two other men, with two guys in his mouth
Speaker 1: at the same damn time. Was the pill provided to
Speaker 1: him when he got I guess they gave it him
Speaker 1: that they gave him a pill. He said he did
Speaker 1: an article with the Philadelphia Daily News. Now, mind you, guys,
Speaker 1: this is a story that has been going around in Philly,
Speaker 1: you know, for a good month or so, three months,
Speaker 1: three weeks to a month or so. Now, so he decides,
Speaker 1: I guess that he wanted to tell his version of
Speaker 1: the story. He goes to the movies out that he
Speaker 1: says that he um that he doesn't remember anything. He
Speaker 1: remembers waking up on on a train at thirty or
Speaker 1: three station, and he sucked in his pocket. But I
Speaker 1: don't at least they paid him. How don't you remember
Speaker 1: your booty hole being right? Wasn't it sore? Wasn't it? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: Because he's used to he's a screenshot if you just
Speaker 1: want to get an idea. Oh, that's my friend Tony.
Speaker 1: And you know he's one of those. Oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: a straight man, I've got ten kids, I'm cold, I'm
Speaker 1: a boxer. I'm gonna beat you all up. Of y'all call.
Speaker 1: He's very but he's see in the middle in this videos.
Speaker 1: He's the one giving hit. Yeah, but I mean he's
Speaker 1: far too engaged to not be understanding what's happening. Listen,
Speaker 1: that's what that's what I think is being penetrated from behind.
Speaker 1: He says, come on, come on, that's all you got,
Speaker 1: like he wants it. I've never said that to anybody.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on. That's how guys are when they
Speaker 1: get because that's how guys talk. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: so funny. I mean, had he that's so saily news
Speaker 1: with his side of story, it would have gotten forgot
Speaker 1: about it. And when I have went viral, he went
Speaker 1: to the daily news that end up front page on
Speaker 1: a newspaper and down the whole world knows it was
Speaker 1: a philly thing. Comment. We would have we would have
Speaker 1: not known about what And he tried to say that
Speaker 1: he never seen the tape. He said it wasn't me.
Speaker 1: I never he's first of all, you know, he said
Speaker 1: when he went, when he agreed to do the porn,
Speaker 1: when he got there, it was naked women walking around
Speaker 1: going down. Give me a drink. And I don't believe
Speaker 1: it either, and they give him the kill. So he's
Speaker 1: saying that they didn't tell him to give him to
Speaker 1: do a gay porn. Maybe he got there and saw
Speaker 1: women and thought that it was, you know, regular, and
Speaker 1: it was like a super famous boxer. Maybe I believe it,
Speaker 1: some half known boxer. I believe it, and I going
Speaker 1: to go through such elaborate ruse just to get know
Speaker 1: that is. They now they're digging up. Now they now
Speaker 1: they're doing they're investigating. Now everybody wants to dig into
Speaker 1: his own social media blame that the past book page
Speaker 1: that he was messaged on all of a sudden he
Speaker 1: forgot that password, so he can't go back. And he's
Speaker 1: really forgetting right, I was drug when I made my
Speaker 1: Facebook and the way he was getting sucked in the eyes,
Speaker 1: he would have been bleeding if it was the first time. Well,
Speaker 1: so people started around with him and two other men
Speaker 1: that are not the same. Two men that was and
Speaker 1: he was second dick like a pro. You can't do
Speaker 1: that same damn time. The first time I sucked. All
Speaker 1: of the memes just came out of New where it
Speaker 1: was so funny. It's like everything on social media was
Speaker 1: talking about this guy is so sad. I feel sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I don't watch gay porn, but
Speaker 1: I watched this porn. I watched some of it and
Speaker 1: it was kind of hot. So you would watch like,
Speaker 1: you know what, somebody sent a game male porn. It's
Speaker 1: not you know, it was sexy. I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: because I like, I'm into the look of these guys.
Speaker 1: They were like athletic black guys, you know, but it
Speaker 1: was kind of sexy. Thing is the sucking deal? I
Speaker 1: think I think you're watching a guy suck two dicks
Speaker 1: at once a turn on. It was kind I didn't
Speaker 1: think I would, but I was watching it and I
Speaker 1: was like filling a tingle. I just watched it and
Speaker 1: felt the tingle. Just it is that him in the
Speaker 1: middle looked at it uncomfortably too long. I just want
Speaker 1: to for the recond none of us if it had
Speaker 1: set two dicks at once, right, No okayly simultaneously. Now, well,
Speaker 1: if I gotta ask you, have you ever blacked out?
Speaker 1: I haven't had sex with Yes, I've ever blacked out
Speaker 1: in my life once, and it was from what's that god,
Speaker 1: I forgetting the name of it now, the drink that
Speaker 1: is like illegal for years that you had to like
Speaker 1: pour sugar on absently about an absent at home. But
Speaker 1: it was supposed to burn sugar over and that's also
Speaker 1: by way fallacy. You're not supposed to do the insist
Speaker 1: in the movies. But that was the only time I
Speaker 1: ever blacked out in my life. And it was like
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. I got my bottle from Slovakia and
Speaker 1: I still have one. Was an original, like a remodel.
Speaker 1: And that's the only time I don't remember. I would
Speaker 1: say an hour of my evening, but an entire night
Speaker 1: that's never happened. Yeah, my friend actually had absence one time.
Speaker 1: As she said, she ended up making in the bar,
Speaker 1: dancing on the table. Oh my god. It's weird because
Speaker 1: it's actually real. Traditional absence is poison. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: there's wormwood in it. And that's the one the reason
Speaker 1: why Van Go cut his ear off, because it's screwed
Speaker 1: with his head. It's very right se during absence. So
Speaker 1: so do you do people tell you like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I was home with a chick. We just wanted to
Speaker 1: try it together and it was actually as a name
Speaker 1: dropping idiot thing to say, but she used to date
Speaker 1: Marilyn Manson, and Manson gave it to her. So we
Speaker 1: decided to try it on New Year's Eve and that
Speaker 1: was when I blacked out. Was it a good experience?
Speaker 1: Like you would do it? Fine? I still I'll do
Speaker 1: absence and I it's like, I'm never going to do
Speaker 1: absence again. But I said, I should have brought that
Speaker 1: battle tonight. If I would have known this story wants
Speaker 1: nobody wants the blackout tonight. I don't want tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: would you if you were in a gay point, would
Speaker 1: you be in the middle or on the end? I
Speaker 1: would say that logically, if I had to picket, I'm
Speaker 1: going in, okay, because if you go in it is
Speaker 1: not necessarily gay. Can you do gay porn and not
Speaker 1: be gay? No? Remember, if you're getting guys, would just
Speaker 1: come out bisexual. He should just be like, I'm buying,
Speaker 1: so you're turning on, you're turned on If you're geting
Speaker 1: in direction. But he has ten kids and he said
Speaker 1: he's about to get married to a woman. I have
Speaker 1: a friend and this he's gonna kill me for. Here's this.
Speaker 1: He's a trainer. He's my actual crop Maga trainer. Right.
Speaker 1: His landlord is closet gay, married with three kids, but
Speaker 1: gave him three free apartments in the building. One he
Speaker 1: rents out to someone else, one he uses for a
Speaker 1: training studio, and one he keeps for himself. And he
Speaker 1: pays three in a month. Friend, and he's getting all
Speaker 1: three apartments because the owner is gay and just likes
Speaker 1: having him in his building. And it's closet gay. He
Speaker 1: just looking at this really good looking dude. You know
Speaker 1: your friend is Yeah, your friend is definitely why that's
Speaker 1: okay if you're getting three apartment for three apartment, I
Speaker 1: think most people were in New York right, because it
Speaker 1: is really high and he's getting income from it. Your
Speaker 1: friend is not just getting that to be looked at.
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that he's definitely
Speaker 1: like buzzing a wide open that's fine to the white meet,
Speaker 1: but the owner of the guy is married with three kids.
Speaker 1: It's just money, so it is all right, Now, let's
Speaker 1: talk a little bit about your history because I know
Speaker 1: you used to be a ship club DJ. Ten years
Speaker 1: you were a strip club d J. And you did
Speaker 1: an article about, you know, dating a pole princess. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and GJ and I were talking about it because DZ
Speaker 1: worked in the stip club as well. She probably hated
Speaker 1: it if she reread the article. Well, she didn't agree
Speaker 1: with something because the one thing that you said on
Speaker 1: there was not to spend any money because then people
Speaker 1: will look at you. So you were like, don't spending
Speaker 1: money because then she's gonna always look at you with
Speaker 1: dollar signs. Absolutely, and she's going to disagree because she
Speaker 1: wants to make money as a dancer. Well, truth is it,
Speaker 1: once you spend money, you are a customer and that's
Speaker 1: the end of it. There's no other way, there's no
Speaker 1: other logical statement. If you're spending money, you become a customer.
Speaker 1: What I did not know prior to meeting you was
Speaker 1: that you were Caucasian and that you worked in the
Speaker 1: Caucasian strip clubs. So it's different rules difference. Yes, there's
Speaker 1: a whole different world. So I agree with the white
Speaker 1: girls because they're always going to be like, he's he's
Speaker 1: my customer, he's my regular, you know, even if they
Speaker 1: fake fall in love with you at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, So they're regular. Absolutely. Now in the black club,
Speaker 1: it's a whole different story, right, you gotta break a
Speaker 1: bit off not to get you ain't so if you
Speaker 1: ain't making the rain and and making sure she got
Speaker 1: deposits and ray bottoms, and guess what do they making rain?
Speaker 1: And white ship clubs no make work. I would feel
Speaker 1: disrespected if somebody through money at me, like, yeah, in
Speaker 1: a stroke club, what are they for sure? And they
Speaker 1: passed un bills and you go to champagne room. I
Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, it happens, but not as much. Yea
Speaker 1: once in a while, and they don't call it makers.
Speaker 1: They call it a shower shower way nice. It's not
Speaker 1: going to take a bubble bath. Yeah, all right, So white,
Speaker 1: what's another difference between a white strip club and a
Speaker 1: black strip club. We're gonna take it away. The music
Speaker 1: is like number one. The black strip club is more
Speaker 1: of a regular club with naked girls. And exactly like
Speaker 1: they have club, they have sushi, they have five stars
Speaker 1: steak meals. Yeah, they have five star Bronx like since
Speaker 1: that he has a really good stak level. There's the
Speaker 1: truck stop one, but there are ones that which is hilarious.
Speaker 1: There are in like the Midwestern stuff that are strip
Speaker 1: clubs like behind a gas station, which yeah, the truck
Speaker 1: stop one. Those are really hilarious. But there's there's something
Speaker 1: that are connected to motels. In New Jersey. There's go Go,
Speaker 1: so there's no strip clubs. They don't take the clothes.
Speaker 1: Then there's either go go or completely and then and
Speaker 1: they can't if you can bring your own bottle, if
Speaker 1: the girls can get naked, but if the girls can
Speaker 1: get naked, then make your own bottles. Listen. The club
Speaker 1: that I worked at the most of the time, when
Speaker 1: I was in the white Strip Clubs with cheerleaders, which
Speaker 1: is actually on the same owner's own Vandy Grant, but
Speaker 1: that was when I worked there. It was a bikini bar,
Speaker 1: so we were not allowed to take our clothes off,
Speaker 1: but we were allowed to. I could see g working
Speaker 1: easily on the white strip clubs, right, for sure, that's
Speaker 1: for sure. There was more money in Magic City because
Speaker 1: it was Magic City, right, because it was a really
Speaker 1: popular number one. Now, what about as far as tricks,
Speaker 1: like do the white strippers do in the white strip clubs?
Speaker 1: Do they do like the gez had her? That was
Speaker 1: another difference for me and the Yeah, yeah, I like
Speaker 1: your working way too. You're working way. It's too hard
Speaker 1: for sure, But like and another thing, um and the
Speaker 1: clubs that I worked and they don't weren't allowed to
Speaker 1: do floor work. We weren't. We could only wear like
Speaker 1: we have to wear some bullshit. This is why all
Speaker 1: the white stripper is gonna get big tips because they
Speaker 1: just shake their booth. Yeah, you just be there like easy,
Speaker 1: just like a little intro. We'd always the first thing
Speaker 1: I would tell a girl when they got there. First
Speaker 1: things no flooror no floor work at a floor? Who, well,
Speaker 1: what's the point of that? Why not floor work? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know who came up with that rule, but
Speaker 1: I was cool with it. That's trashy, it's trashy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your back and ship. I was in a club, was
Speaker 1: working in a club in Jersey and the girl went
Speaker 1: up on the pole and flipped upside down, right, that's
Speaker 1: InCred actually did it. Her wig fell off and her
Speaker 1: bikini bottom fell off the bar. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she was fired you're fired. She wasn't she got tipped.
Speaker 1: I think that's crazy because when I go to the
Speaker 1: shipcome like if y'awlling on, do no po work and
Speaker 1: be lazy and all of that. I can't even It's
Speaker 1: a different world because it's all about going into the
Speaker 1: champagne room being thousands of dollars. Yeah, exactly. Again, we're
Speaker 1: like planting around in gowns, like just as a very
Speaker 1: simple thing you tell a girl when you're on stage,
Speaker 1: it's advertising, that's it. Well, they're gonna say, hey, look
Speaker 1: at me, go take me. If we're gonna take you
Speaker 1: to againt some lemon pepper wings, we're gonna take you
Speaker 1: to these white girls getting like fake butts now too.
Speaker 1: And you know, I have not been in a strip
Speaker 1: covered a long time, but I do hear that that's
Speaker 1: very common. Now, Okay, now there's another thing I wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about. We were looking at You're not gonna
Speaker 1: know who she is Black China, right, and she's the
Speaker 1: one that has a baby with Tiger and tigers dating
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner. But now she's dating future and that future
Speaker 1: is she's for sure's eating him right, Well, she got
Speaker 1: his name tattooed on her hand. She had like but
Speaker 1: maybe she was thinking like future. They were together, he
Speaker 1: got a tattoo, she was with her, she got and
Speaker 1: she got the tattoo. And they've been seen in a
Speaker 1: couple of different cities, a couple of different part and everything.
Speaker 1: They've been seen together, like together. And he put on
Speaker 1: Twitter earlier today, I'm single. Oh, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: mean these. I don't pay attention to the gossip. I'm single.
Speaker 1: I don't like rumors. Yeah, I don't like y'all know,
Speaker 1: he said, y'all know, I don't like rumors. Right now,
Speaker 1: let's talk about tattoos, because they say that's kind of
Speaker 1: like the it's a jinx when you get somebody it is.
Speaker 1: I agree with that tattoo. Do you have anybody's name? Tattoos?
Speaker 1: Have three? Oh my god, I have three of the same.
Speaker 1: Stop after Stephanie holds on one second. Stephanie, first, you
Speaker 1: already know we're gonna get to and half a second.
Speaker 1: I got my son's father's name. Um um, it's covered.
Speaker 1: Is on the back of my neck. I have my
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend on my finger, and then I had my
Speaker 1: other ex boyfriend on my ribs. Let me see this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're not all visible. The one probably the least visible.
Speaker 1: This one is ask your question, My gosh, how long
Speaker 1: were you dating before you said, okay, I'm gonna do this. Okay,
Speaker 1: this one, I was with him. I was with him
Speaker 1: for like a year. I was within him for like
Speaker 1: a year. I was adea no before I did. We
Speaker 1: were probably dating like ten months. The Ribs one, I
Speaker 1: know him since I was a kid. I know him
Speaker 1: since I was like, you know, we were dating? We
Speaker 1: were Yeah, we were dating for like a year. Any minute?
Speaker 1: Does that mean that my name is tattooed on your ribs?
Speaker 1: Your name is Ralph? Yeah? Yes, I got his first
Speaker 1: that last name. I got his first and last name.
Speaker 1: You guys hooked up and my son's father, you already
Speaker 1: have his name also my son's father for eight years,
Speaker 1: and I actually got after we broke off. If we
Speaker 1: only date guys named Ralph, forget now. I'm covering this
Speaker 1: stupid outside swammering ribs up. I already made the appointment.
Speaker 1: I'm covering it up in a covering it up. He's
Speaker 1: in jail right now. By the way, he's in jail.
Speaker 1: She's like no, no, no, please don't come home again.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's not. Let's talk about your tattoos. You
Speaker 1: covered some up though I covered too. There's still one left.
Speaker 1: You have three, yes, so she covered two, but they're
Speaker 1: all of the same person, the same dude. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was bad. I don't think the first one I got
Speaker 1: after eight months, it was to prove my loyalty. He
Speaker 1: made you do it. That's the one of my fingers.
Speaker 1: It's just the guy's idea. I want you to tattoo
Speaker 1: yourself to show up. No, it was my way of
Speaker 1: moving to him that I was here to stay. I
Speaker 1: got that one of my wrists, and then after I
Speaker 1: got it, I saw a different design and I'm like, funk,
Speaker 1: I should have got that. So for his birthday that
Speaker 1: same year, I surprised him with that. That one was
Speaker 1: also on my ris. But and then I was getting
Speaker 1: something tattoos because I just have a million of them,
Speaker 1: And he mentioned, and you're always getting some fucking in
Speaker 1: you need to get my name again. You're like, I
Speaker 1: have it twice. So I'm like, yeah, I have it twice,
Speaker 1: why would I get it again? And he's like, we'll
Speaker 1: get something. So I got his initials on the back
Speaker 1: of my neck. So when we broke up, I covered
Speaker 1: the one on my wrists with the picture of myself,
Speaker 1: a portrait of me as a geisha. And then I
Speaker 1: covered the second one of my red with the black
Speaker 1: rose for his doll love. And then the one on
Speaker 1: the back of my neck. I never covered it because
Speaker 1: I don't have to look at it, and nobody sees
Speaker 1: it because my hair is long, so I don't care.
Speaker 1: Now covered, now you're back together, But then we're back together, right,
Speaker 1: So now, what would you get another one? Once I've
Speaker 1: become mrs once y'all get married. Yeah, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: going to get. If I get his name is then
Speaker 1: it's going to have Mrs in front of it. I
Speaker 1: mean the one on my son's father. I did it
Speaker 1: for um my son's father and we were together for
Speaker 1: almost eight years. You have your son's name tattooed on you? No,
Speaker 1: I have his birthday tato. Yeah. No, that the first
Speaker 1: time I got. No, the first time I got yeah,
Speaker 1: just for the record, No, the first time I got
Speaker 1: um my one of my boyfriend's tattooed on me at
Speaker 1: the same time I did my son. Okay, because I
Speaker 1: just feel like, if if I'm going to do that
Speaker 1: for a guy, I should do it. You get your
Speaker 1: father covered up. I got up, he's covered up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got covered. Now I don't have no tattoos. I'm
Speaker 1: getting the one on my finger removed and I'm covering.
Speaker 1: I'm covering up this one in like a week. I'm
Speaker 1: just waiting for those tattoo artists. Never as a man,
Speaker 1: if you're dating a woman and she has her exit
Speaker 1: name tattooed on her, I think I'm gonna she's You're
Speaker 1: both gonna hate me for saying this, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest. I think the girl's an idiot when they
Speaker 1: get a tattoo, and I think so too. I don't
Speaker 1: hate to say that. That's the true. Yeah, I don't hate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't tell you the first two. The first two
Speaker 1: I got, I surprised the guys. The last one he
Speaker 1: knew I was getting. I told him. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a tattoo. If you left her and she's crazy,
Speaker 1: it's not They should know me good enough to know
Speaker 1: that I would not want that, but you know what
Speaker 1: you would look at that? It's like it was his
Speaker 1: BBM icon for a long his BlackBerry messenger. Remember, yes,
Speaker 1: I remember, I'm gonna go down. This is just a
Speaker 1: black white thing that I don't probably probably know why
Speaker 1: that all the time, like whenever they do, it's just
Speaker 1: I just look at it. It's it's a negative thing
Speaker 1: unless it if it's your son's name, something that's never
Speaker 1: going to change. I understand that you are married, like
Speaker 1: how you know, maybe ten year anniversary. Fine, I just
Speaker 1: don't understand it. It's just like I was listening to
Speaker 1: your episode with me Isabel okay and you guys talking
Speaker 1: about how it's just accepted to be a side piece,
Speaker 1: the term. I don't understand that said, you've never been
Speaker 1: a sece, being an open relationship where whatever happens happens,
Speaker 1: or you're committed one or the other don't interest except
Speaker 1: oh my man's cheating once in a while. But you
Speaker 1: know what it is ro for you guys, is that
Speaker 1: man guys want everybody to be loyal to them while
Speaker 1: they go out and break But if you but they
Speaker 1: try to do stuff and you don't know and then
Speaker 1: you find out, but you see the you never seen it.
Speaker 1: I've cheated once twenty years ago. Now in my life.
Speaker 1: If i'm not happy, I break up with the girl.
Speaker 1: End of story. If you're not happy, why are you
Speaker 1: only doing It's very selfish. You're doing it for yourself.
Speaker 1: If you're cheating on a girl, if you're not happy,
Speaker 1: you either discuss it or you break up the end
Speaker 1: of story. Because some people say, oh, men cheat, No,
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I don't believe that either. How
Speaker 1: many of me are thinking about cheating. I'm either going
Speaker 1: to have a conversation, break up with the girl, or
Speaker 1: tell the girl we gotta start doing threesomes. One of
Speaker 1: those three percent it was nice. A good one percent
Speaker 1: is wise. How many men you think cheat? I think
Speaker 1: it's probably the same for men and women you think,
Speaker 1: I think more men cheat than women. Men cheat when
Speaker 1: they think they can get away with it. Women cheat
Speaker 1: when they're missing something from the relationship. That's the end
Speaker 1: of it. But I think that it's harder for women
Speaker 1: to cheat when they have kids. Like No, I think
Speaker 1: for women it's harder because I have friends that used
Speaker 1: to cheat so much and then once they had a baby,
Speaker 1: like when they're not when they're not at work, I'm
Speaker 1: with my kids. I don't even have What does that
Speaker 1: say about the person be If you meet a guy
Speaker 1: and he already has someone else, right, and he's cheating
Speaker 1: on that girl with you, and then you start dating them,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna happen again. How you keep him? And
Speaker 1: I don't understand any of that. Just to me, it
Speaker 1: makes no sense. So what about it? Do you want
Speaker 1: to be in a monogo? I want to be. I
Speaker 1: definitely would love to be married and have kids. But
Speaker 1: until that happens, I'm not going to stay home and
Speaker 1: twitter my thumbs. So you haven't gotten anybody pregnant every never? Well, actually,
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, like kids, I was dating
Speaker 1: for about three years while she while I was wearing
Speaker 1: a condom, got pregnant. It may not have been mine
Speaker 1: for all I know. Yeah, if you had on a
Speaker 1: condom and it didn't condoms break, I have six break. Okay,
Speaker 1: I would say that we got an abortion. That was
Speaker 1: the only time it ever happened, and I still was mine.
Speaker 1: But whatever, I was dating here at times, so I
Speaker 1: took the ownage that probably mine and got her. But
Speaker 1: since then, I have not a sex without a condom
Speaker 1: in twenty years. You haven't had six without a condom,
Speaker 1: And amen to you. And when I have threesomes, it's
Speaker 1: the gentlemanly thing to do. Respect, but what a gentleman.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because afterwards you just see like it
Speaker 1: looks like a condom store vomited on my floor everywhere.
Speaker 1: So you can bust and then go again, and then
Speaker 1: bust again and then do it easily twice in an hour.
Speaker 1: But I would usually I wouldn't come right away. If
Speaker 1: I'm with two women, I'm gonna make it last as
Speaker 1: long as possible. Okay, all right, So is it for
Speaker 1: you girls right now? So is it like a real
Speaker 1: compliment to a woman if you don't last long, because
Speaker 1: some people say if I don't last long, that's a
Speaker 1: compliment to you. No, I think that's a cop out
Speaker 1: for guys that come too quickly. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: But you never had that happened when you chat happen on.
Speaker 1: My favorite story ever was back when I was deting
Speaker 1: in a strip club. There was this gorgeous Brazilian girl
Speaker 1: that I was like infatuated with, five eleven long hair,
Speaker 1: just gorgeous, And we go into uh, my car at
Speaker 1: the end of the ship, go into my car and
Speaker 1: we start filling around and I so turned on my
Speaker 1: hair and before this is so embarrassing, but whoever, who
Speaker 1: gives a ship? I came before anything happened. I came,
Speaker 1: you didn't even had I acted like I got morals.
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, we're going to do this.
Speaker 1: I wanted to take time, let's go out to dinner.
Speaker 1: I know you were so mad at your dick, but
Speaker 1: I pulled it off and then we ended up going
Speaker 1: on a date. And you know then she never knew,
Speaker 1: and your pants were all she couldn't see. It was
Speaker 1: like late at night. It just happened. It's just something
Speaker 1: that happened that is so crazy that you busted off
Speaker 1: before falling around. I licked someone's penis and he came.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, that's great. I'm not gonna lie. When I
Speaker 1: was younger, I did. I was making out with a
Speaker 1: guy and he came before we we didn't even have
Speaker 1: sex or anything. And not only did he come, but
Speaker 1: it hit him in the chin. That's great. I pulled around.
Speaker 1: He did. I was going to go down while I
Speaker 1: was pulling a girl's pants down. She came before I
Speaker 1: even got Oh, yeah, it was in fiction. Do you
Speaker 1: have you ever had it? We were like going at it,
Speaker 1: and I was ready to, you know, and I grabbed
Speaker 1: it and I like, sometimes I like to go from
Speaker 1: the and work my way up and then go back
Speaker 1: down too much anticipation. And then I went and I
Speaker 1: got and then I up and he was like, I've
Speaker 1: ruined it. Party over, everybody go home. Grand open and
Speaker 1: grand could say, look, give me ten minutes, I'll be
Speaker 1: good to go against. We we we rolled over with
Speaker 1: the sleep and we never tried to have sex again.
Speaker 1: I know. He was like, I just give me one
Speaker 1: moek now. I don't know if you guys saw this booked.
Speaker 1: They did, like an unauthorized biography about Rita Aura, and
Speaker 1: she talked about when she was fourteen years old she
Speaker 1: had sex for the first time with the guy who
Speaker 1: was twenty six, and she was like, listen, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like anything was wrong with that. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like anything. I wanted it, you know, I felt sexy
Speaker 1: about it, no issue, no problem. I've been in Yeah,
Speaker 1: I lost my virginity around the same age. I think fourteen,
Speaker 1: fifteen years old and my boyfriend was like, I think
Speaker 1: I was fifteen and he was three. But I know,
Speaker 1: I mean now today we were the same age. I
Speaker 1: didn't lose my virginity to someone that old, but I
Speaker 1: was having a sexual I lost my virginity when I
Speaker 1: was that young. I was fifteen or sixteen, and he
Speaker 1: was the same age and normal. But honestly, today, you know,
Speaker 1: as a mother and an adult, I don't think that's okay.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. I don't think a fourteen
Speaker 1: year old girl should be having such I think not okay.
Speaker 1: And you know, back then, had my parents or somebody
Speaker 1: found out, they could have pressure you and all of that.
Speaker 1: But how about this, the flips out of that coin
Speaker 1: is he and no pun intended and stilled a lot
Speaker 1: in me, still a lot of me, be a lot
Speaker 1: about being a woman and being that it's not right.
Speaker 1: It's all He's slightly responsible for making me into the
Speaker 1: woman I am today. As bad as that situation was,
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for the relationship that me and him
Speaker 1: had and the things that he taught me and told
Speaker 1: me as a young woman, I wouldn't be the same thing.
Speaker 1: So this is a guy that was like, Okay, guy's
Speaker 1: got to spend money, he's got to do this, He's
Speaker 1: got to take care of you. Don't never let to
Speaker 1: play you. You're worth so much more than I mean.
Speaker 1: I just think that's so weird. It was very weird.
Speaker 1: I think after eighteen better off at the age of
Speaker 1: twenty two for me. I honestly, I don't think that
Speaker 1: eighteen and thirty four is okay. I think anything over
Speaker 1: eighteen is fine on both standing okay with it. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Daughter, And if she came home telling
Speaker 1: me she was thinking somebody that was like I would
Speaker 1: three and nine and now that's too, but like twenty
Speaker 1: five or older, I would feel like I would be.
Speaker 1: I think seven for a nineteen year old is no good.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. If that's my opinion. If every
Speaker 1: if you're smart enough to make your own decisions, you
Speaker 1: can vote, you could, you know, do everything else. I
Speaker 1: think it's totally on your own as long as you're
Speaker 1: not mentally challenged. You know, at that point you make
Speaker 1: your own decisions now. But if you are mentally challenged.
Speaker 1: A friend, I have a friend who is the we're around.
Speaker 1: She's actually a couple of years older than me, and
Speaker 1: she has a daughter that's around the same age as
Speaker 1: my daughter, and we just recently via social media found
Speaker 1: out that her daughter was dating a guy that was
Speaker 1: in his forties, and and y'all have you know, we
Speaker 1: just made sure the mom didn't know. Another one of
Speaker 1: my friends found found out and you know, confronted the
Speaker 1: mom and told her, like, listen, if she was on
Speaker 1: the other foot, I want to know that my daughter
Speaker 1: is messing with somebody that's old, and especially because he's
Speaker 1: a creed, right, you know, and I know him, and
Speaker 1: I know he's a creed. What is the you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know she had to talk with her
Speaker 1: daughter or whatever, and you know, whatever the mon misstanding him.
Speaker 1: If you want to date a girl, if you're up
Speaker 1: forty five, right, If I'm dating a girl that's nine team,
Speaker 1: that is definitely weird. If I end up having sex
Speaker 1: with the girl's nine team for fun, an, I don't
Speaker 1: think that's terrible things to say legal, but I mean,
Speaker 1: you know that girl, you might just be t you're
Speaker 1: you're the girl I'm gonna married. Don't like even if
Speaker 1: even if you have daughters that are listen to me, listen,
Speaker 1: liten to what I'm saying nineteen years ago to du buy,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying no, but let's and listen, listen, let's listen.
Speaker 1: It's just at nineteen years old, you could you're going
Speaker 1: with the flow. It's yes, everything, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Everything is cool, But when you go home you think
Speaker 1: about it, you know, like as a as a female
Speaker 1: young girl, I've been there, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it's okay in the night time, when you wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning, it wasn't okay. But there's some
Speaker 1: nineteen years I was that nineteen year old. However, my
Speaker 1: daughter is not. When I was very innocent, she is
Speaker 1: like my ex he had. But my boyfriend told me
Speaker 1: that he had a threesome with two women. One was
Speaker 1: nineteen and the other one was twenty two. And I
Speaker 1: told him, you're disgusting, like you're nasty, and I'm like, um,
Speaker 1: like what did y'all do? Like like where was she
Speaker 1: like sitting on your face? And the other one like
Speaker 1: why did you And he's like no, they were like
Speaker 1: he was like no, they were like taking a turn
Speaker 1: sucking my dick. It was like it was like a contest.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yah, one of them was in love
Speaker 1: with me, but you know she's a horror and all
Speaker 1: of that, and I'm like, you see like, that's like,
Speaker 1: that's a steak. That's the woman's mistake. The man loves
Speaker 1: its guy. Here's the thing. If a guy is honest
Speaker 1: and says this is for fun, I'm dating other people,
Speaker 1: then it's fine if they make that decision. It is fine.
Speaker 1: If you lie to a girl to get them in bed,
Speaker 1: that's wrong. I agree, And I think after nineteen eighteen,
Speaker 1: it's legal by by American New York standards. You cannot
Speaker 1: get arrested. There's nothing wrong with it. I was just saying,
Speaker 1: I said I had when I turned forty. It was
Speaker 1: my goal. I had sex with two twenty year olds
Speaker 1: on my birthday, which is New Year's Eve. And then
Speaker 1: and then you were like, I'm going to the club.
Speaker 1: You can't get in that little one time. This is horrible.
Speaker 1: I had sex twice in my life. Four girls in
Speaker 1: me right, and we were walking. This is when the
Speaker 1: first time Obama got elected. It was like a big celebration.
Speaker 1: Everyone's in a I was walking into a nightclub with
Speaker 1: these four girls, not knowing that one of them was
Speaker 1: nineteen and she couldn't get in the club. So it
Speaker 1: was a very hot club. We all walk in and
Speaker 1: one of them waits outside. We're inside. It was like,
Speaker 1: where's where's the other girl? And I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: we're outside. I'm like, why are you not in here?
Speaker 1: She's like I can't get in? Why not? I did
Speaker 1: it in front of like a hundred people trying to
Speaker 1: get it when your nineteen and the whole place started laughing.
Speaker 1: Obama need to change these laws. Get into the club now.
Speaker 1: Are there things that you like now that you never
Speaker 1: would have thought you would have liked in the bedroom
Speaker 1: when you were younger? Oh? Of course. I think everybody
Speaker 1: changes that they get older. You know, when you're when
Speaker 1: you're a kid, you're just happy to be near a vagina.
Speaker 1: But as you get older, You's just like in life.
Speaker 1: Maybe when you were a kid, you go to a
Speaker 1: Delhi you order a turkey sandwich and you're just happy
Speaker 1: with whatever comes. But as you get older, like I
Speaker 1: wanted the low sodium turkey, I want Dijon mustard. I
Speaker 1: want it only lightly toasted. Because changed, right, do you
Speaker 1: start to learn what you like and dislike. I remember
Speaker 1: at twenty three, the first time a girl put her
Speaker 1: finger in my ass, I freaked the I'm not gay Clinton,
Speaker 1: She's like, no, no, it's gonna feel good, I promise you, like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to find out. I want to love
Speaker 1: it now. I'm all for it, right, I believe we
Speaker 1: got a man who would that they don't like that
Speaker 1: is uh, they definitely has some homophobia. Well, they haven't
Speaker 1: tried it because I said, where the nerve endings are
Speaker 1: that if if, if, if gay guys were miserable having
Speaker 1: anal sex, they wouldn't do it do this, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna assume that has to do with getting
Speaker 1: your asshole like as well. I think this is a
Speaker 1: this is a lip service first yes, yeah, and never
Speaker 1: first white guy that's been on the show. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's why. Yeah, that's why. The two blacks are
Speaker 1: way cooler than me. They just look so good looking.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you this, don't get but I have
Speaker 1: to say. I have to say, um, you know I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have sex with white guys. I like Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican guys and black guys. You've never said to a
Speaker 1: white guy ever, I have. It's just not my taste
Speaker 1: with almost every race. Yeah, no, it's good, but you
Speaker 1: know I prefer a Latino man or a black man,
Speaker 1: I have to say. It's it's the black guys that like,
Speaker 1: you know what, they like fingers in the ass. The
Speaker 1: black guys that I've been with, they're not gonna they're
Speaker 1: gonna admophobia like they're like, it's for me. Puerto Rican
Speaker 1: guys are really really gay or really really straight. There's
Speaker 1: no in between. For Puerto Rican guys. You can't like,
Speaker 1: you can't play with a Puerto Rican guys. Asked if
Speaker 1: he thinks that he's not gay, why don't you like
Speaker 1: white guys? I just, um, I just prefer I like
Speaker 1: dark as alright, alright, since we're on lip service, I
Speaker 1: could be honest. I like the way black dick looks.
Speaker 1: Like the color of it, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really like what is the guy? But his penis
Speaker 1: is a darker like even the lighter skinned guys that
Speaker 1: I've been with have a darker penis. You know, I
Speaker 1: like a darker penis. WHOA, what if they might I
Speaker 1: might be into that. Give me about three weeks at
Speaker 1: a tenning sal I'm gonna put some black over everything.
Speaker 1: But I can't say that I'm not I can't say
Speaker 1: that I'm not attracted to white guys, because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of white guys that I think are gorgeous, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. White guy's faster, you thing to
Speaker 1: eat pussy and everything, because that's the rumor they say
Speaker 1: white guys are faster to eat pussy. I love it.
Speaker 1: I think from my personal experience, white guys are more
Speaker 1: open sexually, you know what. I love any girl that
Speaker 1: I date that pushes the boundaries, that wants to do things,
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, well, let's try this. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of that. Okay, like try this? Like what
Speaker 1: Well the one time I said, no, I was dating
Speaker 1: this really beautiful blonde chick and she not only wanted
Speaker 1: to fund me with a strap on, which but she
Speaker 1: also wanted me to wear stockings and our heels. And
Speaker 1: I said she and her name was John. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just about that was too much for See what it's
Speaker 1: a funk you with a strap on? How do you
Speaker 1: even approach somebody? And when she was a wild chick,
Speaker 1: really wile, but we her only job in life for
Speaker 1: the first like six months we were dating was finding
Speaker 1: other girls for me to have sex with, which was amazing.
Speaker 1: So it almost felt like obligated me. So much, Vagina said,
Speaker 1: you know, I just couldn't do it. Woman. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was not only more than a wing woman because she
Speaker 1: was involved, so she was like the best wing woman
Speaker 1: on the planet. What if she was like I just
Speaker 1: went to like, while you're having said me to suck
Speaker 1: on this do though I could do that. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Doesn't make me game oh ship, But I'm glad he's
Speaker 1: very open. Like you said, what's gay about that? I'll
Speaker 1: suck on a pan. I'll suck on a both of them.
Speaker 1: That's what you want, baby, It means nothing. I used
Speaker 1: to want to a nonsense with me. You know, I
Speaker 1: find hilarious that you're oh, oh my god, I'm tied
Speaker 1: to a bed. There's no danger right hopefully no, But
Speaker 1: you know it's it's it's very refreshing to me a
Speaker 1: man who's you know, not insecure about his sexuality, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, that's very refreshing. Helped him half Spanish. So
Speaker 1: where does it stand now for you, Ralph? What's the
Speaker 1: goals now in relationships? What? Like what is going to
Speaker 1: make you want to settle down? Like what does a
Speaker 1: woman have to have the beginning of dating? Like when
Speaker 1: we there's always I always believe this a The first
Speaker 1: three months of dating someone is infactuation land. Everybody honeymoon here.
Speaker 1: They all pretend they're great. They all think every three
Speaker 1: three to four months is the zone say Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna date you exclusively. That first three or four months
Speaker 1: it's we're just casually dating, and that's before you start arguing,
Speaker 1: right everything at that point, if you like, I just
Speaker 1: almost started dating this chick. We'd only been hanging out
Speaker 1: with almost. We had a couple of times, and then
Speaker 1: she flipped out on me for something that she saw
Speaker 1: on Instagram that I wanted on a date with a
Speaker 1: girl four months ago. Because she was going backtrack, Ben
Speaker 1: freaked out on me. So I just I don't speak
Speaker 1: to anymore because that's crazy. You're crazy person. That's a
Speaker 1: bad indication. Has she been hitting you? Wept try because
Speaker 1: I don't respond to Texas at all anymore. Is there
Speaker 1: anything she could do to anything? No, it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: She couldn't be like, no way, I'm sorry. I was
Speaker 1: about to get my period at p MS. Normally I
Speaker 1: don't act like that. I would say this, if you
Speaker 1: want to just have sex, I will do that, and
Speaker 1: I will be flat out about that. But if you are,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna do it too.
Speaker 1: You're too crazy. I don't want that. It's an indication
Speaker 1: of what's to come. I dated a girl once for
Speaker 1: three or four months. On the fourth month, I found
Speaker 1: out she was married for months and I slept at
Speaker 1: our house. You know what, they were separated. How did
Speaker 1: you find out she was married? Because all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I got a call from a guy that says, you're
Speaker 1: fucking my wife. I'm going to kill you. She knew
Speaker 1: my name, he knew where I worked. Matter was three
Speaker 1: or four months. That's my minimum. The girl needs to
Speaker 1: be by. The girl needs to be up for anal
Speaker 1: once in a while, not always. And once we get
Speaker 1: past that, if you go to six months, eight months,
Speaker 1: I'm all about being serious. I'd love to commit. Why
Speaker 1: does he have to be by, because you have to
Speaker 1: have th reasons. I would say that my chances of
Speaker 1: cheating are going to diminish immensely if she brings girls
Speaker 1: in and enjoys it, if she's doing it for me.
Speaker 1: I had a threesome two weeks ago, and it was
Speaker 1: two girls that were literally lying on the bed next
Speaker 1: to each other, not doing anything with each other, the
Speaker 1: other this one blow me this one, but it was
Speaker 1: it wasn't fun. It was just sucking. Kind of sounded
Speaker 1: like fun. Yeah, that's a I mean everyone has to
Speaker 1: be involved, and I don't like you sound like not
Speaker 1: fun is fun. She's like it as fun as you
Speaker 1: fucking one girl while the other girls going down on
Speaker 1: the other. That fun. Two girls blowing you at once,
Speaker 1: that's fun. I had a threesome and I was I
Speaker 1: wasn't involved with the other girl with the girl, but
Speaker 1: she was eating my pussy and that's pretty involved. But
Speaker 1: we're doing it, were doing were every girl's a drunk
Speaker 1: lesbian first, But no, I didn't go down on her.
Speaker 1: Our kids are ill. I don't like girls to me
Speaker 1: would be to me, it's a turn off if I
Speaker 1: feel that the girls doing it to try and make
Speaker 1: me happy, and I think I wasn't doing it to
Speaker 1: trying to make my man happy. I was just doing
Speaker 1: it because she was like giving me like awesome, had
Speaker 1: it like it was really good? Yes, okay. I would
Speaker 1: imagine if I fall in love, she we get married,
Speaker 1: she has a kid, I would think at that point
Speaker 1: when we have a child that I probably wouldn't have
Speaker 1: that many. Three, a few just once in a while.
Speaker 1: Can be with the women when you're not around you want.
Speaker 1: She can be the round I'm not around. If I
Speaker 1: could be a woman she's not around, that's fair. That
Speaker 1: is fair. So what about having the other women like
Speaker 1: live with you. I think it's hard to pull off,
Speaker 1: but if it happens, and happens. I had a girl
Speaker 1: say to me once when I said, you know, she said,
Speaker 1: what I do with a woman is different than what
Speaker 1: do you do with a woman, so it's not fair.
Speaker 1: So I said, okay, I'll do with a woman what
Speaker 1: you do with a woman? Is that fair? And that
Speaker 1: didn't happen either. What if she's like, Okay, I'm down
Speaker 1: and do the step with other women, but every now
Speaker 1: and then I need another guy. No, and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. It's very logical if you're getting enjoyment, if
Speaker 1: you're truly bisexual, and you're getting enjoyment from being with
Speaker 1: a girl, I'm not getting enjoyment with with the dude
Speaker 1: in the room, so it's not fair. Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: You never want to watch No, it doesn't get and
Speaker 1: it doesn't turn me out. Some guys it does, and
Speaker 1: I always say that, Yes, I did swapping once with
Speaker 1: another couple, Yeah, and I just didn't. I didn't. It
Speaker 1: was like to me, it was just still I couldn't
Speaker 1: do that with a girl that cared about. It was
Speaker 1: some girl I didn't care about. Not be a weird situation.
Speaker 1: But I tried to have a reason with my guy
Speaker 1: and someone and I was really close friends with, and
Speaker 1: I just it was awkward. Yeah, I love him too
Speaker 1: much for day. And I also think this is it's
Speaker 1: got to be somebody that you don't really So there
Speaker 1: are two dudes in the room and there are like
Speaker 1: five or six girls in the room, right, I bet
Speaker 1: you if he asked the dudes, if you if your
Speaker 1: girl is bisexual, would that be a good or bad?
Speaker 1: Both guys are gonna say yes. But if you ask
Speaker 1: the girls in the room, your guy's going to be bisexual?
Speaker 1: Every maybe nine was any gonna say no? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, that's that's just how that's how, just how
Speaker 1: it is. So for that reason, I think that you
Speaker 1: want a girl to be bisexual, but you don't want
Speaker 1: to because you don't get any enjoyment from a guy
Speaker 1: in the room. It's just not fair if if the
Speaker 1: girl said to me, look, once a year, I want
Speaker 1: to suck another dude, But you can just go fuck
Speaker 1: another girl. And that's that's just how it is. That's fine,
Speaker 1: not just traditional. Yeah, me too. I feel like like
Speaker 1: I can't be with a guy if he's with another woman. Now,
Speaker 1: you can't. I don't do threesomes or understanding. I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like the guy that's gonna be with
Speaker 1: me in a serious relationship needs to have that out
Speaker 1: of his system already. You used to get three one
Speaker 1: to ten. If you're a one and I'm a nine,
Speaker 1: we would never get along. But if we're both five
Speaker 1: to seven, we're probably gonna get on. For both one
Speaker 1: and two, we're gonna get along. No, I think, and
Speaker 1: I don't think it'll be very hard for you to
Speaker 1: find someone because I'm very honest about it, and a
Speaker 1: lot of the men wish that we had a guy
Speaker 1: as honest as you, because even I want to have
Speaker 1: three sons. Thing I want, you know, like this is
Speaker 1: what I want, and this is whoever's gonna be serious
Speaker 1: with me is gonna have to agree with this? Like
Speaker 1: are you bisexual? No? Okay, we can't be serious, right.
Speaker 1: We can have fun, but we don't have a good
Speaker 1: time together, but we can't be serious. Absolutely, I've never
Speaker 1: sent in my adult life. I've never lied to a
Speaker 1: girl to get late. It's just there's no reason for it.
Speaker 1: There's enough women in the universe you can go elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like there was when that got away? Yes,
Speaker 1: I do. There's one specific one had very unique names,
Speaker 1: so if I say it, there's probably not many of
Speaker 1: these girls in the world. Their names to ownA And
Speaker 1: it was about ten years ago, and everything. The weird
Speaker 1: thing was this. For the six months that we were dating,
Speaker 1: all she ever said to me was that she did
Speaker 1: not want to have a serious relationship. She just wants
Speaker 1: to have fun. She wants to enjoy. We had three
Speaker 1: simps together. She was beautiful, it was a party time
Speaker 1: and every time we together, she would always say, I
Speaker 1: just want to keep it lighthearted. I don't want to
Speaker 1: have it. But everything about it was to me incredible.
Speaker 1: I would have definitely dated this girl seriously. After about
Speaker 1: six months, she broke up with me because they never
Speaker 1: asked her to be my girlfriend. Sounds like that just
Speaker 1: doesn't make you right. And then she said, well, you
Speaker 1: should have known that I was just saying that to
Speaker 1: make you happen, right, because women feel like men don't
Speaker 1: want relationships, so we have to act like we don't
Speaker 1: want relationships because we don't want to scare you away. Nowadays,
Speaker 1: how do I This was like ten years ago. Now,
Speaker 1: as I'm a little older, I think I would have
Speaker 1: been smart enough to realize that maybe that I should
Speaker 1: at least pitch it out there because I was so
Speaker 1: into it as this woman. I was trying to be
Speaker 1: too cool and too cool for the room that I'm
Speaker 1: not going to act like I really like this girl.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know what, you was just going
Speaker 1: off for what she was saying. But I feel like
Speaker 1: they always say that if somebody tells you something, listen
Speaker 1: to it. I agree with a lot of times, you
Speaker 1: mean to grow and she goes, oh, I'm crazy when
Speaker 1: a girl just say, you know, but guys like crazy girls.
Speaker 1: Let's there. I host this cruise. Every host too, like
Speaker 1: rock and roll music cruises, which is like three or
Speaker 1: four thousand people on a boat with ten bands. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: But I was going with this girl that I barely knew,
Speaker 1: and she kept saying me I'm a little crazy, a
Speaker 1: little wild, like car, He's gonna be fun. Let's do
Speaker 1: this game bang on the boats a day to where
Speaker 1: I couldn't find her, and I look and she's literally
Speaker 1: naked wrapped in toilet paper, by naked wrapped the toilet paper,
Speaker 1: screaming and I had to remove her from my room,
Speaker 1: remove her from like because I have a credit card,
Speaker 1: all that she was embarrassing your out And I told
Speaker 1: the guy that puts the cruise together, you could throw
Speaker 1: off the bote if you have to, because she's no
Speaker 1: longer part of me. Sounds like a good time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm hosting. I'm representing my brand, the toilet paper with me.
Speaker 1: When I first got with a guy, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: once we're girlfriend, have to let you know that I'm
Speaker 1: a little crazy. I'm gonna get your names had too.
Speaker 1: I'm a little annoying. I'm gonna I'm annoying and bother
Speaker 1: you a lot. So just prepare yourself. And they're fine
Speaker 1: with it. And they was totally fine with it. They
Speaker 1: love it. Yes to everything. Yeah, my last boyfriend, I'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I see, I told you I was annoying.
Speaker 1: He was like, baby, I love that you're annoying. Forward
Speaker 1: to six months from now, let's see what happened. But no, seriously, no,
Speaker 1: I would annoy him, but you know he loved me,
Speaker 1: so it didn't matter. Never if you also did this
Speaker 1: whole thing about social media and like how to represent
Speaker 1: yourself on social media to yeah for day. Okay, have
Speaker 1: you met a lot of women? I mean only women online?
Speaker 1: Because here's the thing. I'm a very large man, six
Speaker 1: almost six six. I'm a little terrifying in person, right,
Speaker 1: so I don't do well in a social situation. I
Speaker 1: would think that would make you stand at women. I'm
Speaker 1: like Frankensteiny. I'm not like too tall and too big.
Speaker 1: I think you're fine, just like I've had stories where people,
Speaker 1: like one time I went into a men's bathroom and
Speaker 1: a guy literally peetle over himself to cover up and
Speaker 1: get the funk out of the room because he didn't
Speaker 1: want to be near me. Okay, every time I'm walking
Speaker 1: like a bar or restaurant, I hear I hear people going,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, look at that dude. Because I'm almost
Speaker 1: six six. I'm a big dude, you know, so I
Speaker 1: know that I have this imposing figure I do better
Speaker 1: meeting women online, and because of that, I've perfected ways
Speaker 1: to meet chicks online. Now, you said mentioned and take selfies.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely not. I kind of agree with that they're
Speaker 1: a little weird for men when it's cool when girls
Speaker 1: do it, because we've been in here taking selfies all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but born for us. But when guys
Speaker 1: say selfies, it's like weird. You know what's the worst.
Speaker 1: When they take a picture in the mirror is better
Speaker 1: than the like four camera facing. So I think the
Speaker 1: worst male selfie is when male plus one front. If
Speaker 1: you're not a selfie, selfie means self with someone else,
Speaker 1: it's at very least it's a group. If it's two people,
Speaker 1: two people is s it's a hussy. Right now, you
Speaker 1: also said you shouldn't take pictures with women like just one.
Speaker 1: My brother is very funny. I have a twin brother,
Speaker 1: but we look nothing alike. He's five seven seven had
Speaker 1: a crazy note, I said five. I was born New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve. He was born four minutes later in January
Speaker 1: one New Year's Day. Were twins, different days, different years,
Speaker 1: different decades. We look nothing alike, but he always puts
Speaker 1: up pictures with a girl, not like a group him
Speaker 1: and a girl, different girls, And I think it definitely
Speaker 1: affects his dating attractability. He's a play Absolutely it does,
Speaker 1: because I um, when I'm dating a guy, I don't
Speaker 1: want him in a picture with any girl, right. And
Speaker 1: if I made a guy and I see that he's
Speaker 1: in pictures with a lot of girls, it's automatic like
Speaker 1: you lost at least a lot of any girl that
Speaker 1: you're attracting when you have all those photos, it's probably
Speaker 1: not a girl you want to date seriously, right, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he gets with the ladies, And it's one thing. If
Speaker 1: you're looking for a girl just to have fun with,
Speaker 1: that's fun. But if you looking for a girl to
Speaker 1: have to be serious with, and she sees you in
Speaker 1: a photo with thirty girls, like a weekend with this
Speaker 1: girl somewhere, a weekend with that girl somewhere. If you
Speaker 1: are a girl that finds that attractive, then you're sus Now,
Speaker 1: how do you meet women on? Like? What tips would
Speaker 1: you give to these guys? My number one trip trick,
Speaker 1: not say tip trick, whatever you wanna call it, And
Speaker 1: it works so well. And I'm gonna say, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys are single? Are you guys single?
Speaker 1: Both single? Cold? So you use Tinder, right, and Tinder
Speaker 1: is looked at as for creeps. If you're you're on Tinder,
Speaker 1: people looking at you like, oh my god, what a creeper.
Speaker 1: You're trying to suck me? Right, But that being said,
Speaker 1: everyone's on Tinder at least once they signed in just
Speaker 1: to check it out. Okay, so that's a given. I've
Speaker 1: never been on Tinder. Give it three months, we'll see
Speaker 1: what happens. Okay, I do have friends on Tinder, and
Speaker 1: I'll go look just to see what's happening. So, oh
Speaker 1: you do. I do have friends. My best friend is you.
Speaker 1: So what happens is Tinder will show you your common
Speaker 1: friends on Facebook. Right, So what you do is you
Speaker 1: don't swipe right on them on Tinder, which means you
Speaker 1: like them. You find them on Facebook. Now you know
Speaker 1: they're single. You add them on Facebook. Don't swipe right
Speaker 1: on Tinder, then you know they're single. And if they
Speaker 1: add you, you're just you're in over you. You know
Speaker 1: she's single, she's looking. She doesn't know you found her
Speaker 1: on Tinder. You just say it on Facebook. So we
Speaker 1: had some common friends. I thought i'd add you. Is
Speaker 1: it intimidating like women who have too many followers? No,
Speaker 1: I don't sure about that because some people are just
Speaker 1: trying to make you know, instan famous nonsense. But I
Speaker 1: would say that your likelihood of if you look at
Speaker 1: a girl on Instagram, she has ten thousand followers, she's
Speaker 1: probably adding you because she just wants more followers, right,
Speaker 1: it doesn't want baby, But that trick has worked for
Speaker 1: me so many times. And then also, if you don't
Speaker 1: have a good face, if you don't add me on Facebook,
Speaker 1: and then that's a little bit. You find me on tender,
Speaker 1: don't add me, don't then we're creeps. Just just go
Speaker 1: on Facebook and you think it's a real kind on
Speaker 1: Facebook or Tender. So you're the wrong person asked. But
Speaker 1: let's say I got a lot of favorite. Often girls
Speaker 1: will put their Instagram account link to their tender, right,
Speaker 1: So if you go to their Instagram, it's very common
Speaker 1: that they will put their full name underneath your Tinder
Speaker 1: their Instagram. So then you just look up that name
Speaker 1: on Facebook and add that and it works so often
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. Wow, So listen too, So don't just go
Speaker 1: straight on Tinder, you guys, get a Tinder. Do you
Speaker 1: guys have tender? Has nothing? Okay? Do you not at Facebook?
Speaker 1: Is this what's going on? I have it, I just
Speaker 1: don't use it. I don't have a Facebook, no way,
Speaker 1: Jesus looking great, God damn it. Well, listen, we had
Speaker 1: a great time with you. I think I learned a
Speaker 1: lot today to about honesty. Yes, yes, freshmen, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this one thing. I'm holding all three of you
Speaker 1: to this. If we don't go to a black Star
Speaker 1: before the end of the year, we got to promise,
Speaker 1: all right, we're going to I don't want everyone to come.
Speaker 1: We should be taking you guys should come to Vady
Speaker 1: Grand It might be a little bit too okay, she
Speaker 1: works at the one fail. We'll go to sid City.
Speaker 1: I think the one in the Bronxton City is the best.
Speaker 1: You get a good meal, and you you could. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here with that place, right, So we're gonna go
Speaker 1: to here as closely. Yeah, I'm out taking, but I'm
Speaker 1: down to take a little film in the champagne room.
Speaker 1: I'll go to filming. I can't probably set that up
Speaker 1: for you. There you go. We're going to fall back
Speaker 1: more than listen. If Luke got his things like in
Speaker 1: the champagne room, then I'm sure you can get you.
Speaker 1: Thank God, and ladies, and Penis is darker than the
Speaker 1: rest of his body. I want to say a couple
Speaker 1: of quick things. It's I am Ralph Sutton on social media,
Speaker 1: which is Facebook, Instagram, everywhere else as I am Ralph
Speaker 1: Sutton Twitter, okay, and also the str Show. Please listen
Speaker 1: to the sr show dot com or my radio show,
Speaker 1: the Tour Bus at the tour bus dot com. And
Speaker 1: I want to say this, thank you girls so much
Speaker 1: for having me. I feel like I learned a lie.
Speaker 1: Thank you, one of the great ones. I'm trying get
Speaker 1: all your pants later. No, no, no, we're going to
Speaker 1: film that movie for sure. And then you canna say, hey,
Speaker 1: I was hi. I don't know what I blacked out.
Speaker 1: It's a vodka like rousa. And thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you,