WEBVTT - Housebroken

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's one of our world famous phone pranksan Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 2>phone tab. This phone tab is just weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you right now, if someone called you and

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<v Speaker 3>said they had just broken into your house, how would

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<v Speaker 3>you feel that they had a conversation with you? It

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<v Speaker 3>started talking about the stuff in your house, what they stole,

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<v Speaker 3>and then they even left something there they wanted to retrieve.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you hang up on them or would you I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think this lady's going to do that? In this

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<v Speaker 3>phone tap, Wait till you hear the conversation Danielle the

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<v Speaker 3>burglar has with Angela. Her daughter Christine emailed and said

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<v Speaker 3>mom always leaves the garage unlocked, so our burglar got in.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see what happens.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello is this Angela?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey Angela, listen, I was at your house this afternoon,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think I left the stove on, So I

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<v Speaker 4>just wanted to let you.

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<v Speaker 5>Know you were at my house.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't matter who I am. Just want you to

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<v Speaker 4>know that I'm just doing a nice thing for you.

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<v Speaker 4>I was at your house this afternoon and I left

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<v Speaker 4>the stove on while I was there, and I want

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<v Speaker 4>to look well, you left the garage door open, so

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<v Speaker 4>I figured I was allowed to.

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<v Speaker 5>Come in the garage door open, the garage.

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<v Speaker 4>Doing well, it was open when I got there.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, who is it?

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't matter who I am? All I want?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you talking about? It doesn't matter who it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is, It doesn't matter. I was taking what I.

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<v Speaker 5>Wanted, taking what you wanted.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I want to thank you for the big screen

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<v Speaker 4>TV and the Thomas Kincad painting. I appreciate it. And

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<v Speaker 4>actually I think I might have even left the remote control,

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<v Speaker 4>So if you can leave that in the mailbox for me,

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<v Speaker 4>i'd appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 5>You can kiss my ass. Lady.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would you be stupid and leave your garage door open?

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't matter who I am. I'm just being a

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<v Speaker 4>concern burglar to tell you that I left on the stove.

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<v Speaker 5>There's something wrong with you, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not up. You left your freaking garage door open.

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<v Speaker 5>I see it. Go take the whole house, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to put it on your back and

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<v Speaker 5>take it after you need it more than me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I gotta tell you, not that many things

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<v Speaker 4>in that house that I want, and not a lot there's.

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<v Speaker 5>Not a lot too much. I'm looking. I'll get you

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<v Speaker 5>start looking.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you invited me back in?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Go ahead, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really sweet. Are you got any pearls or any

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<v Speaker 4>like expensive diamond jewelry?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I got my diamond engagement ring in my jewelry box.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't you take that too?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, tell me exactly where it's located so that I

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<v Speaker 4>don't have.

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<v Speaker 5>To go tell you. The dog will tell you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>the shepherds.

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<v Speaker 4>The dog is outside. The dog forget.

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<v Speaker 5>About it now, the dog don't go outside.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the dog wasn't there when I was there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, go back and look for I don't need

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<v Speaker 5>to go look for it.

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<v Speaker 4>My partner he actually left his Saint Christopher necklace. I

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<v Speaker 4>think he dropped it at your house. So do me

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<v Speaker 4>a favor. If you find it, I will trade you

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<v Speaker 4>You're Thomas Kinkaid for the Saint Christopher necklace because it

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<v Speaker 4>means a lot to my partner.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh it does, does it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Person? How's that?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you going to give it to me in person?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't even know where I am.

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<v Speaker 5>Come and I'll meet you.

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<v Speaker 4>I know where you live, you don't know where I live. Whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the one who got the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us she's got to give it back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you hear my partner in the background.

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<v Speaker 5>He want me to kiss my ass.

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<v Speaker 4>She said it, kiss her ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I'll kiss her bed, I'll kiss her furniture.

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<v Speaker 4>He'll go over there and kiss your bed, kiss your furniture.

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<v Speaker 4>If you don't watch, you can kiss.

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<v Speaker 5>Whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>That's say Christopher's important to me.

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<v Speaker 5>My partner, get it.

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<v Speaker 4>He'll ran like your house.

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<v Speaker 5>Come and get it, Come and get it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're trying to be neat here, lady, we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be considered.

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<v Speaker 5>Call me lady.

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<v Speaker 4>He'll call you what he wants to call you.

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<v Speaker 5>And you can kiss my.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I saw your picture in the house. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>kissing nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I wouldn't kiss you either.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, please you. He's a hearty you have no.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't be worse than yours.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>All we're trying to do is be nice. We don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to ransack the place again, So just tell us

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<v Speaker 4>where it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't do whatever you got do Okay, what makes your hat?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, and what's that picture that girl in the who's

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<v Speaker 1>that girl in the pictures? All of the house? Who

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<v Speaker 1>Is that s that your daughter?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What about what happened to horrid birth?

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<v Speaker 5>You can kiss?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's her name, Christine? Is that her name?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have a picture of my daughter in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's really nice of you. You don't really love

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<v Speaker 4>your family, do you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, guess what, your daughter, Christine loves you. You're on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio. You just got phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Taf Yeah, you don't kidding me. I'm on, I'm on

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<v Speaker 5>the radio. Person like this. Oh my gosh, oh my god, Christine,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll kill you. Oh I'm not persing on the TV.

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<v Speaker 5>I billieves it out, didn't you.

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