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Speaker 1: One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: saying they've been skipping their weekly gym workouts a lot lately.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, that's not the prank. That's actually happened. That's

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Speaker 1: what's happening. It's happening more than normal. She wants them

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Speaker 1: to both get back into it, and the best way

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Speaker 1: to motivate her boyfriend it's not positive reinforcement. It's public humiliation,

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Speaker 1: which is what we attempt to do in your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tap right now? Hello is this Darren?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Here's this Hey Darren. I'm the new supervisor over at

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Speaker 1: All Fitness.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Well, look, I know you're a member, but we haven't

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Speaker 1: seen you in here for a bit.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean yeah, I guess I kind of

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Speaker 2: let it let it lip a bit lately.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you one person who did see you, though.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Actually, I guess I can't tell you. It's an anonymous

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Speaker 1: member who saw you at the Wendy's drive through line yesterday.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm talking about what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Are you admitting that that was you?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I was. I went to Wendy's yesterday,

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Speaker 2: So what do you.

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Speaker 1: Think that's the best choice for your body, Darren? I?

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Speaker 2: Well, I probably not. But what does this have to

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Speaker 2: do with anyone at the gym? And why would they

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Speaker 2: tell you this? Why would they care?

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Speaker 1: Let me explain. It's actually a new program that I

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Speaker 1: just implemented here. It's called so OS Snitch on a Snacker.

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Speaker 2: That wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so basically qualified members at twenty five bucks if

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Speaker 1: they catch one of our own going ham on a baconator,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I'm familiar. Well yeah, but that's pretty outrageous.

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Speaker 1: Is it? Or is it responsible? That's how I like

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Speaker 1: to look at it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, then may be true, but what I do

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Speaker 2: outside of the gym is my business. How I eat

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Speaker 2: is my business, And FYI, I was working really hard yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I worked straight through lunch. I didn't eat lunch. Right,

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing it all the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't need the SOB story. What but look, I

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Speaker 1: think there's a way that you can get back into

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Speaker 1: the gym's good graces.

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Speaker 2: What might that be?

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Speaker 1: It's kind of special. I'd like to offer you a

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Speaker 1: role in SOOS and you can be our newest snitch.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you catch a snacker.

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Speaker 2: Calling you telling you other people are eating that's food exactly.

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Speaker 1: But I wouldn't need proof, like, for example, your first subject,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you thirty six year old Audrey.

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Speaker 2: You can't be serious.

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Speaker 1: Oh so, I'm fully serious. She lives downtown. And here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. I know for a fact that on Thursdays

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Speaker 1: that's her cheat day and she loves onion rings.

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Speaker 2: This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's an opportunity for you, Darren. All you have to do.

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Speaker 2: There's no cancer doing this, not a chance.

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Speaker 1: You make a little extra scratch here if you just

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Speaker 1: follow her to lunch.

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Speaker 2: That is so creepy and disturbing.

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Speaker 1: Hear me out. You see her about to stick that

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Speaker 1: little fried hula hoop into her snack hole, and that's

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Speaker 1: when you snap a pick and you run off.

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Speaker 2: What I'm working. I'm not going to take time away

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Speaker 2: from my day to go snitch on snackers or whatever.

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Speaker 1: You remember, if you do, you're gonna get paid in

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Speaker 1: extra twenty five bucks.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: That's why it's called snitch on a snacker.

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Speaker 2: I have a real job snitching on snacker. Now.

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Speaker 1: I know all about your job, and I know you

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Speaker 1: could use the extra dome.

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Speaker 2: Why do you know about my job? How much do

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Speaker 2: you know about my job?

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Speaker 1: Supposed to get into it, but let's just say we're

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Speaker 1: very thorough with this.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it. Why do you know about my job?

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Speaker 2: And why do you know that I was in Wendy?

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Speaker 2: Are you? Are you following me?

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Speaker 1: It's called snitch on a snacker. You're a member here,

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Speaker 1: So do the math put it together?

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Speaker 2: This feels so wrong?

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Speaker 1: Is it really wrong? Or is that large salted caramel

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Speaker 1: frosty you took down the other day wrong?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Honestly, I don't think your gym is

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Speaker 2: the place I want to be.

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Speaker 1: I want to cancel my membership when you're in luck

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Speaker 1: because your girlfriend Shala already did.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about that? What?

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Speaker 1: In fact, she was the one who snitched on you? Sheilah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Sheilah do a radio show, though not to your gym,

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Speaker 1: because I'm a radio host. I work on a show

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Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a

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Speaker 1: prank on you, dude.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I yeah, dude.

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Speaker 1: Sheila set you up. She says both of you have

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Speaker 1: been a little bit lazy about going to the gym.

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Speaker 1: She said, you visited Wendy's the other day and told

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Speaker 1: me your order.

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Speaker 2: That was so disturbing knowing someone had seen me at

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Speaker 2: wendy But it makes you.

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Speaker 1: Kind of want to go in and work out again.

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Speaker 2: Huh, Well, either that or makes me want Wendy's more.

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Speaker 1: Or does it make you want to snitch on a

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Speaker 1: snacker get twenty five buddies.

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Speaker 2: A little bit, A little bit?

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Speaker 1: Okay, hey, you and me, let's snitch on Sheila to

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Speaker 1: your gym? Maybe we know she went to Wendy's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, week

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Speaker 1: Up every morning was food Taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning