WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: Sweet Sixteen Dates+ Be Excellent & Be Thirsty 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.320 Back to back classics to get you through whatever you 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.600 need to today. Maybe it's a workout, maybe it's chores, 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:06.960 Maybe you just need a nap. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:08.520 Yeah, By it's Brock and. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.639 Jeffrey, and we love that you're here. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:12.760 We appreciate it so much. We will have a brand 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:14.240 new episode this coming Monday. 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.720 But first comments, Christine Nicole said, first time ever commenting 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:21.040 because I finally listened to every single Second Date update 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:25.000 since the very beginning. I'm a career HMW nanny of 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:28.720 seventeen years and while absolutely loving my job, y'all's podcast 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:30.920 give me a little extra pep in my step, especially 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:32.280 for the four thirty a m. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:32.879 Morning. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.879 Yikes, what is a early morning? You got seventeen year 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:38.400 olds now that you're taking care. 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:43.040 Of getting I reread it. I was like, did I 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.640 say that? Sorry? She's just been doing it for seventeen days. 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:51.360 It blows my mind how many people like no more 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.240 Second Dates than we do? Yeah, I don't more than. 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.720 Maybe fun you listen since before I worked? 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.280 Yeah, Yeah, you're his story. 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.480 Yeah really truly, thank you so much for your dedication 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:04.600 and your insanity. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.000 I lets the kids are good today. 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:08.760 Yeah, let's get your back to back classics started right now. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.800 You've probably heard the saying never order Spaghettian meatballs on 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.200 the first date unless you're one hundred percent sure you're 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:18.880 gonna lady in the trumpet. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:21.320 Is a good exception. 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.480 I've actually tried that with a chicken nugget once. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:24.600 Really, that's very sure. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.440 It did not work out as sexy as I thought 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:31.039 it would in my day. But anyway, look out because 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:34.600 there's a brand new food item you should absolutely avoid 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:38.280 ordering on any first date or you're probably gonna instantly 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.600 turn them off. Fortunately, one of our listeners did it, 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.119 and you're gonna hear what that was in your second 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:45.759 date update right after this. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:48.720 Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.480 There's a new trend that's happening right now where people 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:59.000 online are posting dating rapped videos. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.960 Like you're Spotify rapped, but like, wait, how many matches 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:00.640 you guys? 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.200 Yeah, like an end of the year recap of their 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.240 dating life from the past three hundred and sixty five days. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:07.600 I feel like that could go really wrong. 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.560 It's like who you swipe on, what you don't like, 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.399 who you know? 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.799 Yeah, It's just it's like a type of person, yeah, 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.519 or like the total amount of dates that you tried 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.040 for the past year, and you're patting yourself on the 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:18.720 back again. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:20.600 Okay, it's not about the failure. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.440 And today's caller, Kelly, mentioned in her email that she's 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.680 dated around a lot over the past year, so our 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.520 producer asked if she could give us a dating rap 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:29.359 for herself. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:30.320 All right, so. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.400 We're gonna hear that in a second. First, Kelly, welcome 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:32.919 to the show. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.920 Hi, thank you, thanks for having. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.040 Me, Thanks for being on with us. We want to 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:41.280 hear about what's your dating rap briefly for us? 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.280 If you can't every time you say rap, I wanted 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:44.119 to break down. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:44.799 Yeah, don't. 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:46.040 You don't need this hypo. 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:49.960 That's what I wanted. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:50.880 Just give me. 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:52.480 I can give you a beat if it would make 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:53.200 the wraps. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.600 Way more for just a quick breakdown. What was your 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.240 dating life like last year? 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:01.080 Yeah, that's funny. I wish I could wrap my raps. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:08.079 It was sixteen first dates total, mostly mostly Americans. I 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:13.480 had two Australians, one Irish guy, one guy who I 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.520 don't know what his action was, but I think he 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.600 may have been homeless also or just. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:25.640 Homeless. Accents from Wow, that judgment so that's good. It 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.359 sounds like you're keeping your options opened. Was there anything more? 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.280 What did you think about the sixteen guys that you 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:36.800 were with? That sounds like that, you know what I meant? 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:42.280 The sixteen guys you met separately during the year, how 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:43.080 did they go? 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:45.600 Yeah? You know, like out of the sixteen, six made 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.680 it to a second date. Out of those six, only 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:50.320 three made it to a third. 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:50.760 Date or more. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:56.080 Yeah. Now all the guys two flat out rejected me 0:03:56.360 --> 0:04:01.240 right after the date. Eight were like new ctual ghostings. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:05.240 Three I rejected and told them it just wasn't going 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.160 to work. And one block to me like immediately after 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.800 the date. But I was he was a little suss 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:12.920 I think he might have been married. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:14.720 Oh oh god. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.720 Yeah, nothing you did wrong there other than go out 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:18.960 with him. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:22.800 I suppose alexis looking back at her sixteen first dates, 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.840 how would you grade her overall experience? 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.839 It's not like a good but one sixteenth for being blocked, Like, 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.760 that's not bad sixteen. 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.920 And it wasn't for something she did exactly, that's a. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.560 Good aspect, I mean. 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.280 And out of the sixteen, I only had to pay 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:44.359 half on like one of them. And I'm really old fashioned, 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.360 and I prefer the guy to pay. That's just how 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:48.479 my mom and dad taught me. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.960 Old fashion your cheap. Let's be honest. I mean I 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.320 know both. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:56.800 Yeah, just how it was. And I cried over two 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:00.520 guys last year and ended up with zero. SI really well. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:02.560 And I do make a lot of women cry when 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.960 they listen to this show. Oh yeah, we do. So 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.000 tell me. None of the sixteen guys worked out. But 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.240 now apparently you say there's a new guy and that's 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.640 why you reached out to us. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.280 Yeah, there's a new guy. I was hopeful. I don't 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.760 know yet. His name is Steve. It was like an 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:21.039 online match and it was just a casual date. It 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.559 was really like less than hour, like a forty minute. 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:24.920 Oh so you went out with them already. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:25.839 Yeah. 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:29.880 We just got Cuban sandwiches from this little sandwich shop 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.520 and just went to the park and hees ate and 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:36.040 talked and we were by this playground with kids running 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:36.720 around and. 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:42.000 What significant in some way? The playground that's my kid. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.160 No, it's a lot of information coming at us. I mean, 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:48.640 there's sandwiches, there's a park, there's a playground, there's children. 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.960 Does that sound like a good date. First, Like, overall 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:52.640 alexis no. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:54.560 Kids around, No, but the sandwiches. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:55.760 Sandwich is okay. 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.760 Sandwich is okay. Honestly, the playground was empty. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:03.360 I'd play on it, but it's a kid. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.000 That would be a fun date, that would be No. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:09.360 It was really just kind of a lunch date really, 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.000 because like, the sandwiches are really messy. And at one 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.480 point he was like, you got something on your face 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.080 and I was like, oh where, and he was like, 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:20.400 you pointed to like my entire lower half and he 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.880 was like everywhere under your nose, and. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.760 That means he's paying attention. You know, he's looking at you. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:31.440 I'm not even joking. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.440 When I met my husband, I didn't realize. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.240 I carried so much food on my face until I 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.960 met that man, and I was like, he always has something. 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:38.279 To point out. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:42.600 No one else before him ever said anything. 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:46.279 How the women on this show can spin anything for 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:47.680 another You. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.720 Heard the odds, Jeff, I don't think that's bad. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:52.080 I mean, how'd you guys end it? 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.200 After we ate, we were just kind of like, oh, 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.000 if we had a frisbee, we'd throw it. But we 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.880 just kind of kind of like picked up a stick 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.120 and was kind of playing within then. 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.440 Go get it, Go get your date. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.359 I mean I got no, but it got a little awkward. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.000 You know, I was really hoping he'd say, like, you 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.360 know what, let's grab a drink and proceed to like 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.800 a nighttime thing. And he's so cute. I'm sure he 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.440 gets a lot of attention from women on on the app. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.520 So well, he doesn't sound very good at a date. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.280 I mean, he didn't even bring a frisbee. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.120 He didn't even get the sandwich place. 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:25.800 He went to a park. 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.560 Why is the man in trouble? We're paying for the 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.320 saying which she's the one that date. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:34.920 I'm just saying that I don't think he's getting hit 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.000 on as much as she thinks because he is not 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.680 as experienced as he should be. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:40.679 A good ride. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.520 I'm sure it's the man's fault somehow, but let's prove it. 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:44.440 When we come back. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:46.800 We're gonna call Steve for you and try and get 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:49.160 you your second date update right after that. Your name 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.080 is Steve, you better pick on hold on. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:55.080 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.680 I feel like in the first part we definitely miss 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.960 something we miss and by we I mean Brook. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.080 Okay, I know that we were going there. 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:06.960 Brooke was out of it that even though the guy 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.160 is the one not calling Kelly back. Yes, and Kelly 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:13.040 said herself, he's very good looking and must get a 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.520 lot of attention on the dating apps. And Kelly's the 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.600 one that had sandwich pieces all over her face. Brook 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.480 hurt all of that and says, Nope, the guy is 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.840 a bad date planner. I bet no women want to 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:24.360 go out with you. 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:24.760 No. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.800 No, I didn't say no women. I just said I 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.800 don't think that he's as wanted as she thinks. I'm 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.280 trying to hype her up. Okay, she has something to 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.240 offer on this table, and he is going to Maybe 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.240 maybe he was too intimidated by how awesome she is. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.160 You know, the sandwich all over her face. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.720 Listen, I've gotten food on my face. It shouldn't stop anything. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:49.120 Okay, but no, actually normally yeah, yeah, eat politely once 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:52.040 some one of your dates try that. But look, the 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.760 whole thing is Kelly really liked the guy that she 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.000 met up with, Steve. They did a casual date in 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.640 the park with Cuban sandwiches. They tossed a stick back 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:02.680 and forth. It was a great time was a little strange. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:05.320 I mean they weren't sure what else to do. It 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.199 was short though. Yeah, and so now afterwards she's hoping 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.920 to get one more shot with him because he's been 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:10.680 kind of ghosty. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:11.120 Yeah. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.040 Yeah, have you heard from him at all, Kelly? 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:17.679 I haven't. And now I'm nervous because I was really slobby. 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:19.800 Maybe I was I grossed him out. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.480 I don't know, I was drunk. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.480 The mason that you had going into that sandwich is 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:27.960 what it. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:32.440 Is really good understanding. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.880 If you could do that to a sandwich, just imagine what. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.360 Else you could that is, right, Jeffrey, we are here 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.040 to hype. 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:45.679 Sandwich. Yeah it's disgusting, all right, that's not what he says. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.199 But here we go with Doll's number. We'll see what 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:59.400 he has to say. Let's do it. Hey, we're looking 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:04.840 for Steve speaking and Hey Steve, I said we because 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.000 you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:07.520 in the morning. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:13.720 How you doing man, Uh, you're from the radio. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.240 And podcasts podcast. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.520 To Yeah, yeah, we got a good podcast. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:19.920 We are multifaceted here. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:23.000 Yeah, we're in the future with our entertainment, but we're 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.640 focused on you, right now because one of our listeners 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:27.880 went on a date with you the other day and 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.880 really had a good time. He wants to see you again, 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.760 but that hasn't quite happened yet, and she's not sure why. 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:42.240 Her name's Kelly ah Man. Okay, Okay, oh Man. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:43.800 Yes, yeah, it's. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.200 The fact that you're not reaching out for another date 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.120 is kind of hinting that you're not interested. But we're 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:52.560 not sure if that's true or not. We want to 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:53.520 know what you think about Kelly. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:59.400 Uh, she's very nice, Like, Kelly's cool, but you know, 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.320 I just don't think it's going to work out. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.160 Okay, is there is there a reason? 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.760 I mean, did you went into it thinking that it 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:06.400 could work out? 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:06.720 Right? 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.640 Yeah, I mean definitely, But you know, like we got 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.360 some food and then we went to the park and 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:17.679 it just it started to get a little weird. But like, 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:19.480 you know, I don't want to blow up a spot, 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:20.600 like I don't even know you guys. 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.120 So see, we didn't hear anything like weird. She said 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.760 she had like some food or something on her face, 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:26.240 but nothing stood out to be weird. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.480 Maybe that's weird to him, you know, like maybe it's 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.840 weird to him to have a female have food all 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:31.400 over their face. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:33.920 No, no, actually I thought that was kind of cute. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:37.040 See I thought you guys turn off. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.120 What was the issue? You said it was weird? 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:46.319 Yeah yeah, I'm like, so, you know, we were sitting 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:49.520 on the bench, were chilling, and there's like a playground, 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.160 you know, that's in this park that we're in, and oh. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:53.960 Yeah, she randomly mentioned that to us too. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:57.559 Yeah yeah, and she so there's like a bunch of 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:59.760 kids playing, and all of a sudden, she points and 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.640 she's like, oh my god, look imagine if will we 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.120 had that many kids and those were all our kids 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:09.280 running around and there were like either like eight ten 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:10.600 kids playing on the playground. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.960 Oh yeah, So she was describing a nightmare, right, Like 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.839 that's how she meant, like, imagine how chaotic. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:17.200 Our life would be. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:18.920 She sounded thrilled. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:19.800 Oh thrilled. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.720 Okay, so that's a red flag to you. That's a lot. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.400 Yeah yeah, I mean, like I've known you for like 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:30.200 twenty minutes and now now we're having eight kids together. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.640 Yeah Okay. 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:35.040 In her defense, I will say it sounds like maybe 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.040 she was just trying to fill the void, like maybe 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.280 there was like an odd because she said like it 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.880 kind of died at the end your guys' date. Maybe 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:43.839 she was just trying to, like I say dumb things. 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:47.920 Could you understand that point of view, maybe, Steve, I 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:48.920 mean I guess I could. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.560 But she started getting like really into it. Oh, she 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:52.600 was like naming them. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:54.120 Oh. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.040 There was like another one we were saying where she 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.000 wasn't feeling one of the kids and she was like, 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.720 he's not playing nice. You would put him for an option. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.840 Okay, she's obviously kidding. Well, that should be a positive 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:05.960 for you because you don't want. 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.320 That many, you would only have seven. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.239 There you go. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.880 She'd say she was a good mother, just a mother. 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.400 Okay, but that it sounds like it was all that 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.880 conversation kind of scared you. Was too much for you 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:19.600 joking or no? 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:20.040 Yeah? 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.679 I mean you know, yeah, but if she was joking, 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:23.960 maybe you could work it out. 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:26.640 Yeah. And there's a perfect person to find out whether 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.560 or not it was a joke. That's Kelly, who's on 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.560 the other line right now waiting to talk to you. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:36.959 Wait a yeah, Kelly and her seven children say hi. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.199 Oh did she give another one up for adoption or 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:39.800 wed out of six? 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:40.360 Yeah? 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.960 Ever since she heard that Kelly there. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:47.720 Yeah, Steve, it's Kelly. I am I like fuming, I'm 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:51.680 so offended. Yes, because and you know what this is 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:55.599 why and how I realized why I had sixteen unsuccessful 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.360 dates last year. It's because they were all like you, Steve, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.120 like emotionally an intellectual. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.080 Why are you upset? 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.240 Why are you so mad? 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:03.800 Yeah? 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:08.920 Because, my god, Brooke, you were totally right, Steve. You 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:10.720 stock a planning a date. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.439 I'm just trying to hype you up, not tear it down. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:16.840 What happened? 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.560 Listen, if you even had like an ounce of a 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.040 sense of humor, like you would get that I was 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.600 obviously joking, and I would for you to actually think 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.480 that I was serious, like, oh my god, like you 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:29.520 must be a narcissist. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.080 But you would think I would reach you. 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:33.720 For forty minutes and suddenly want to have your babies. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.480 All right, well, all right, okay, I think we're I 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.120 think we're going down a path we don't need to 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.080 go down any farther we were. You weren't happy with 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:41.920 Steve's response. There, Steve, are you there? 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:43.600 Yeah? 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.840 Yeah, you're here barely, but I'm still here. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.800 Would you like to respond to any of the allegations 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.600 just against you. 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:52.680 I thought you guys were all gonna have a big 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:56.600 laugh about how it was a miscommunication, Steve. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:01.840 Bottom line, you planned a boring date and now I'm 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:03.000 paying a price for it. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:08.200 Okay, that's nut, Steve. You see your data. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:09.560 Being and I'm not going to go for just the 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.920 looks like I thought you were super. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:15.360 Cute too much. 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:19.680 What kind of radio show is this? 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:21.080 You just trash, dude. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:23.800 It depends on how many drinks Brooks. 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.320 I was just trying to make her feel better about 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:30.120 you not calling her, and now I don't know. 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:32.720 I think that this was already happening and I didn't 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:33.360 realize it. 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.720 You know, you don't have to tear somebody else down 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:37.800 just to try to make somebody else feel. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.000 Batter That's a good life lesson, Steve. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.680 I agree with you, all right. I wasn't trying to 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.240 tear you down. I don't know, just I don't know. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.800 I don't think you said anything wrong, Steve. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.840 Those are thoughts that should have happened before you said 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:51.600 the terrible thing. 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:53.640 It is, well me either, I'm just being on it. 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:57.280 Okay, everybody be honest with everybody. This is a good 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:00.520 chance to have Steve admit that maybe he didn't plan 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:05.400 the best first date. Yeah he did, Okay, okay, And 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:10.480 maybe Kelly didn't make the best conversation trying to invent 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.920 an entire family of eight twenty minutes into the conversation. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:16.720 That Kelly owned that, Well, I'm sorry that I was 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:19.760 so bored. I had to use my freaking imagination. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.040 Okay, that was an apology. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.960 You could have imagined the kids in like a sweatshop 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:32.760 or something like that wouldn't have been a red flag. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:39.400 Brook's trying to get her business planned. So Steve, if 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:42.040 you're hearing what I'm here, and then you probably see 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:45.360 the same thing as me, which is potential for true love. 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.720 And that's why we would be delighted to send you 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:51.320 out on another date that we would pay for. Yeah, 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:54.520 I don't same day messy sandwiches and all. Put it 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:58.560 on our tabkay, adoption fees Brook is going to cover that. 0:16:58.720 --> 0:16:58.920 Yep. 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:00.720 Sure, what do you say? 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:03.520 No, no, no, I'm not going out with her yet. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:05.280 I don't know what you're talking about. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:05.720 You went on. 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.800 Sixteen failed dates like what? Like this? This woman is 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:14.400 out there for me, only one her though only it's 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:15.240 about to be two. 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:22.360 Well, I'm sorry for someone will get your humor someday. 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:24.639 Yeah, No, it's okay, Brooke. 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:27.280 You know you're absolutely right. This guy knows nothing about 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:30.159 planning and you should absolutely own this. 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:36.159 God girls, if you hope for all women, congratulations not 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.159 what I meant, Brook and. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.399 Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:44.600 That call was a great example of the power that 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.000 Brooks words have with our listeners. 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:49.359 I don't know what what went so wrong. 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:50.280 I really don't. 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:52.879 I don't know how I went from trying to hype 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:55.040