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Speaker 1: and you're gonna hear what that problem was. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: do I use an extra one when I text I

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Speaker 2: Why do I ask questions?

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Speaker 1: It's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 3: Text.

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Speaker 1: You will then text you will. There's a saying that

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Speaker 1: good fences make good neighbors. Yes, there's another saying that

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Speaker 1: says bad neighbors make good fertilizer. Well, I don't support

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's true.

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Speaker 1: And apparently there's something that's going on with one of

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Speaker 3: Please tell me the neighbor's still above ground after Jeffrey's intro.

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Speaker 1: There, let's find out. Yes, maybe she needs to text

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Speaker 4: Do I need you guys help?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we're not that close of friends.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm not taking one down to you.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you. I have these neighbors. So a few

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Speaker 4: months ago they got this cute white dog and it

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Speaker 3: It feels like you're gonna break right now just even

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Speaker 1: Is there any way that you could get rid of

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Speaker 2: I like that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Really, so get this. I've already texted neighbors and

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Speaker 4: I said, hey, listen, because I hate confrontation, you know,

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Speaker 4: I was like, please doction sparking for five hours? Could

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Speaker 3: You know, though, I will say when we first got

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Speaker 2: When we would go out to the bars at night,

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Speaker 3: And so finally one of our neighbors wrote us a no,

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: Of course we didn't let the dog out at night anymore.

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Speaker 1: Almost something happened in my apartment complex.

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Speaker 2: I remember one of the yeahs was.

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Speaker 1: Like, we didn't even know or ring and so how

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Speaker 1: did how did your neighbors react when you sent that

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Speaker 4: Well, see, now see you guys would act like a

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Speaker 4: to do something about it, and they're not gonna Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, that's with the dog anyway. So they said

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Speaker 1: Know, I know, you're very wound up about this house,

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Speaker 1: and we can understand why. Yeah, but just relax a second.

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Speaker 1: We're here to help you. Yes, And it sounds like

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Speaker 2: They said they'd take care of it.

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Speaker 4: Well they didn't. They didn't take care of it at all.

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Speaker 4: Matter of fact, the barking got worse. So I sent

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Speaker 2: Now we're getting messy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh god, what did you say there?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I was like please please, and I put

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Speaker 2: No, please, please please is not polite. One please is plate.

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Speaker 4: Most Okay, but for the record, the first time I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we could tell. We can tell people other.

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Speaker 4: They're fine? Everything out I have. There's nothing else wrong really, Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm not a complainer. I hate confrontation.

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Speaker 1: You have a complainer, but you will come on the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we needed that for this segment.

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Speaker 1: We get that the healthy, safe place to do.

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Speaker 3: But you don't want to ruin the relationship because like

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Speaker 3: you is going to be even worse than the dog barking.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes.

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Speaker 4: Do you remember in New York City a really long

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Speaker 4: Sammy's the thing that made him snap with the dog barking.

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Speaker 2: Back to the fertilizer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not sure one hundred percent if exactly like

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to know after she

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Speaker 1: I mean, Alison, what's your overall goal with doing the

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Speaker 4: All right? Okay, So here's the thing. I've been listening

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Speaker 1: But as far as the goal of the texting here,

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yes, well.

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Speaker 2: I mean the first.

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Speaker 3: But the first thing we have to do is even

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Speaker 1: Right, that's a good point. I think if we text

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Speaker 2: I don't I like it? You don't like that, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't reply to anybody's puns, so maybe

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Speaker 1: We don't go the pun to do the knock knock route.

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Speaker 1: You're like, knock knock, who's there? Your dog's still barking?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what you guys? Humor? I've noticed in

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Speaker 4: my whole life humor always worked. I think that's a

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Speaker 2: All right, that is it. It's a take.

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Speaker 3: So let's make sure that we also included it's going

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Speaker 1: Who's there? Your dogs still barking? Yeah, that one. They're

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Speaker 2: You're going to reply to it.

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Speaker 1: It should just be a random dog joke, like, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know, do I like the dog? I like the

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Speaker 2: knock knock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's.

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Speaker 4: Maybe if I put a happy face and it's like,

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Speaker 2: I would take this as route you need to do. CLO.

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Speaker 5: I would literally read this and be like, this is

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Speaker 2: I agree, but I want to see what they respond anyway.

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Speaker 5: Entertainment, all right, bro, like knock knock, guess it's still barking, laughing,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Even though this is probably some of the worst advice

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Speaker 2: So yeah, let's remember it is Jeff's idea.

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Speaker 1: I will take full response, take it out, don't put

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Speaker 1: it as a paragraph. That's a good call. Good call.

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Speaker 1: So knock knock, period return. They are question mark return. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your dog's still barking emoji, laughing emoji and a dog emoji.

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Speaker 4: Y Okay, got it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna shot send.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know it's going to get a response.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's going to get a positive response,

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Speaker 3: but it's going to get a response.

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Speaker 1: That was one of the two goals that we sent.

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Speaker 1: So we'd be halfway there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, progress maybe it just haha back all right, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, so you sent that out Alison. Yeah, Okay, we're

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Speaker 2: To warn her neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Or we're the greatest peacemakers of all time and they

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Speaker 1: after this, we're on the phone with Alison for another

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm worried about her heart rate.

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Speaker 1: She's stressed out because she has an issue with her

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Speaker 1: seem like very nice, reasonable people, but they are fed

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Speaker 1: up with Alison because Alison keeps texting about their barking dog.

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Speaker 1: She's messaged several times before pleading that they get their

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Speaker 1: Alison came to us for help, and we decided to

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Speaker 1: go with a little knock knock dog humor. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: we have her texture neighbor knock knock, who's there? Your

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Speaker 1: dog still barking in the backyard? Laugh emoji dog emoji

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Speaker 1: because funny to us, because we can hear. But just

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Speaker 1: get them to respond.

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Speaker 2: They've been leaving her on red totally.

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Speaker 1: Alison, have you gotten anything back from your neighbors yet?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I totally got to respond. Yes, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, is it good or bad?

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Speaker 1: With our job our goal?

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Speaker 2: I am dying to hear what they said.

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Speaker 4: Yeah was okay. This is what they wrote back. They said,

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Speaker 4: We've tried, but Barney needs to express. Barney the dog

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Speaker 4: needs to express his emotion, and we took him to

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Speaker 4: the vet. This is what our vet said. If we

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Speaker 4: get a holistic vet and Barney has to express himself,

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Speaker 4: that's what they told me.

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Speaker 1: He's barking for his mental health.

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Speaker 3: And then my dog sees a holistic vet too, a

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Speaker 3: holistic the acupuncture.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you feel about that? Alison? What's your reaction?

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Speaker 4: I am beside myself. I mean, what the world taking it? Health? Well?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean you should try barking express Okay, so

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Speaker 1: now we need to respond, alexis, what do you think

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Speaker 1: you're expert? You're an expert at dealing with like high confrontation,

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Speaker 1: and you love dogs.

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Speaker 2: That plays the bagpipes and I would say anything to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but your roommates twin sister is in vet school.

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Speaker 2: We're pro dogs. We usually blame the neighbor. Actually, we

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Speaker 1: Well, let's let's use I mean that they clearly trust

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what if we throw some information back at them,

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Speaker 2: Holistic health is sometimes there's some gray area.

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Speaker 3: And what if you said that's interesting, Because that's not

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Speaker 2: Say that's interesting?

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Speaker 3: Maybe your dog could express themselves in other ways, like

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Speaker 1: Or some sort of like dog art class that lets

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what?

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Speaker 4: Why not? I mean maybe I should take a little

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Speaker 1: All right, it sounds like you like it, Allison, Let's

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Speaker 1: text it then?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Brooks, say that again so that Allison

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Speaker 2: You just say that's interesting.

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Speaker 3: Maybe your dog could express itself in different ways good.

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Speaker 2: Perhaps perhaps thatch or one of those dog pads where

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, good thing. This is a Twitter and you

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Speaker 1: is giving Brook the credit there, but let's give Alexis

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Speaker 2: The Brook took the words out of my mouth before

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Speaker 3: It was like telepathically to Brook, like a deer in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Allison, go ahead and send that if you haven't already.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I just sent it. I send it already.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, you sound like that sounded like

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Speaker 4: Should stand in the backyard and bark.

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Speaker 3: Do you work from home? Is that why this is

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Speaker 4: I work from home.

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Speaker 2: The mind reader as well, Jeffery just to me.

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Speaker 1: Can you guess what they're going to respond with, Brooke,

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Speaker 1: What are they going to say back to our text?

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Speaker 3: Well, they're probably gonna shoot down both their ideas.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: That maybe we could send him an Amazon link next.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. They just they just responded. They said

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Speaker 4: to let him be free.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean the only answer is you then have

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Speaker 2: Do I mean in retribution?

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Speaker 1: Well, now that's getting ugly.

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Speaker 4: You know what maybe I should take You know, my

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Speaker 4: mom always used to say, take the high roads, right,

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Speaker 2: These people aren't even on the road.

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Speaker 1: Look, maybe because maybe we just lean into this even more.

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Speaker 1: That's what alexis in her all her wisdom would tell you,

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Speaker 1: And instead of fight with them, why not say you

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Speaker 1: know what, you're right? That immediately disarms them. Then wait, wait, wait, see,

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Speaker 1: let me finish you're right? Who are we to say

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Speaker 1: get to know your dog better. Please let me dogs

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Speaker 1: sit further you on your next vacation. Oh, scare them,

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Speaker 1: but that's good.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, what do you I don't trust her, did

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Speaker 3: you hear, Alison?

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Speaker 2: I don't trust her being alone.

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Speaker 1: When he disappears under your care. It's like it was

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Speaker 1: the dog's free will. Who was I to stop your

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Speaker 2: To go back to the genius? This is not my idea.

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Speaker 1: That broke so seriously, though, are you open to like

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I love animals. I just don't want

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Speaker 4: But you know what, maybe if I got to know him,

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Speaker 1: And why did you both take the high road? Be

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Speaker 1: nice to the doggie, but leave the front gate unlock.

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Speaker 3: Just in Gae, I mean that is free will, because

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Speaker 3: they're actually going against their dogs free will by keeping

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Speaker 2: Don't tell don't tell them, you know.

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Speaker 4: What, You're right though, it's an interesting point.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's exactly what you should text to your neighbor.

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Speaker 2: So we didn't really solve anything here.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think we've at least got the communication going

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, you made me laugh. You did

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Speaker 2: Our mission, guys, that's what we always want to. Don't

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Speaker 2: actually like lose the dog on purpose? Right, we understand

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Speaker 2: that was a joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just kidding.

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Speaker 4: No, there's so many coyotes and stuff, right, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Going to call that a successful edition of Textubal Healing

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Speaker 1: because we're out of time here.

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Speaker 2: But I like your loose interpretation of success.

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Speaker 1: Alexis calls it success, and that's all that.

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Speaker 2: I feel good about this one.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.